I wanna see what salt has to say for himself, he must be so high on his god damn horse. Or maybe he's burnt out and friendless since he's used so often and lost his relatability
But how did you make each side of the argument seem so authentic and personal to each spice? They really felt like individual people with their own personalities and world views. Mind blown.
If he can do this well with essentially monologuing as voices in his head, he needs the challenge and pleasure of working with other seasoned actors and enjoy some time on the big screen.
The argument about the plastic on his face was so real, like friends lying to you thinking it's helping, my best friend and I have this discussion constantly my god
@@Zephyrus0 Not necessarily. If you understand the correct proportions of different spices, you can let go off salt. I did that on multiple occasions whenever I forgot to buy salt. However, salt is an important ingredient. And you need lots of experience to be able to cook NON-BLAND food without salt.
That would be hilarious these spices wanting to be used but next door it's spices that just want to stop working in the end they all meet and trade places lol
How did you manage to make me uncomfortable like I was witnessing a real argument when you're just arguing with yourself 😂 that was too real. Cumin is so right and so smart, that's why my jar of him is almost empty.
These videos are calling out my parents and I'm here for it. Salt, pepper, garlic powder, garlic salt, and poultry seasoning pre-blend (only used on special occasions) are the only spices that don't go rancid at their house. Please please please do a video on spices going bad!!
I remember my parent's spice rack was perpetually stale and dusty. They got a spice rack for their wedding and they literally had the SAME spices in it until I was grown. It was just a decoration to them. 🤢 Ugh. White ppl.
Poor cumin. Unopened, doing everything he can to help everyone else, while still being actively neglected and unnoticed by those he helps. My heart broke when he brought up the chilli and his rackmates brought up everyone else. He didn't even have it in him to mention it, just gave up, and let them continue, like _🥲_ He didn't deserve that, ✨Justice For Cumin!✨
I rarely use oregano. Paprika is my jam and love cumin. These poor spices just live in the wrong house. So impressed you got this video edited and up this morning!
Even though this is about spices, this argument may be the most realistic argument I've ever seen in any form of media, just the way it's all- I can't explain it, it just is.
I wonder what the red pepper box that I literally wipe the last bits of red pepper off its walls after I vacuumed the hell out of it in a single day thinks about me.
As a Hungarian, I've never been more insulted. Paprika runs in our veins, sometimes we add it to food "just for the color", because food that isn't orange is not food. And considering how every Italian recipe involves oregano, I don't think you can blame this on Europe. This is on you only.
There's Europe and then there's White People (TM): generally in reference to Americans of European descent who long ago cast aside whatever interesting regional dishes their great grandparents might have cooked in favor of assimilation. For example, Italian food slaps. Hungarian food too. But just because someone has an Italian or a Hungarian last name doesn't mean I can trust them not to serve me the exact same mix of unseasoned noodles and bland tomato water that they have the NERVE to call pasta or goulash. This style of cooking is offensive to other Americans, to Europe, to the world. And yet it persists. Hopefully the shame accrued from this video (and others like it) might save us
@@savannahdetzler6674 Yes, but than he talks about 'white people' in general and specifically mentions eastern europeans and the welsh. That's why I said this is on americans not on europeans, or 'white people'. Don't generalise your local issues.
The naturalistic arguing between the paprika and oregano, the manic vibe of the cumin-this was absolute gold. Only problem is I think I woke someone in the other room with my laughing.
The first vid of yours i saw was plants inside vs outside. Absolutely love your sense of humour. Thanks so much for brightening my day so often. Really so pleased to see your view counts burning rubber. Much love
"Do I want to be his buddy...no...BUT WE GOTTA SHARE THE SAME RACK!!" Graenolf, you my friend, just discovered the 'secret recipe' for world peace! Next time my friends or family are having a go at each other - I will be reminding them that we all gotta share the same rack! 😜
Asked a dude in a game the other week what he liked on his corn on the cob, he said butter and some salt, and I said "that's it? No spices? Not even black pepper?", and he responded with "I said salt my dude" like I was stupid for not knowing salt was a spice. What a guy, hope he's doing okay.
@@lepain0278 right, it's fine to do that, but I asked about spices, and the way he responded "I said salt my guy" sounded like salt was the spice. Regardless, salt and butter alone is bland on corn.
@@LuiGTime Um..I only use salt bcs corn is mostly sweet and if its like in a cup as beads than lemon,ketchup,mayonese, and salt .They add butter to it while making it
This is the best content I've watched in a long time. Idk how you do this granola, I watch alot of content. This is art. Granolf** Freaking next level. and you're shooting and editing all this yourself? Amazing.
I've followed you for awhile. I loved your Skyrim videos and your skits but in all honesty you are a great actor! I can get really into your skits just from your acting 👌
“Stop sweating it! you’re gonna cake…” Lmao Never thought I’d enjoy first person spice cabinet humor so much. Wtf even is life anymore!? What is going on…
this guy comes up with scenarios i never knew i needed. like i never thought i would want to see the court of citrus to incarcerate grape fruit because it makes all of them look bad or ants, bees and ladybugs shunning spiders just for trying to belong as an "insect"
Bruh, it's not that you need to win the Oscar, you have to. You belong to the big screen, at least a live action series, anything, with the right screenplay writers/directors you would totally incarnate and possess the script. I'm serious. You have the spark.
How does this guy manage to make a channel about skits while also doing video game based videos like Skyrim top 5s? I hope this channel becomes more popular and mainstream thanks to the versatility of the channel.
So true. I'm from ireland, I love spices, but 90% people here just don't have a clue. Im honestly a terrible Irish person, because I'm vegan, I hate cabbage, and I literally cook all the time, but i only learned recently how to cook potatoes, and I still rarely do. Plus, about the only slice I don't have is garlic powder, because I only use fresh organic polish garlic
The conflict here was SO spicy I loved every bit of it! - A Mexican American Tell Paprika I'd happily use his help spicing up my fried eggs in the morning (if you've never tried fried eggs with paprika u gotta try it!) and my chicken as long as he understands garlic is also here to stay 😂
Brilliant can’t wait for the next instalment. Who’s next? I bet coriander is a bitch and there’s an unopened bottle of OG ghost pepper sauce that’s an emo goth.
Feeling weird that I genuinely want paprika to know that my dad puts a some paprika in and on almost everything he eats, just so paprika can feel a little bit better about himself
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I never thought spices arguing with each other about being used could be so enjoyable
Because he’s actually a really good actor. And I honestly think this arguing bit was the best example yet and I hope he gets his drama break soon
To me it’s stupid
@@MelB868 then why r you here watching it? doesnt that make you stupid?
@@MelB868 Then you're not made for this kind of content.
I wanna see what salt has to say for himself, he must be so high on his god damn horse. Or maybe he's burnt out and friendless since he's used so often and lost his relatability
🤣😂
OMG yesss, I wanna see one with salt
If he's anything like my salt grinder, he's used very often but still 99% full.
#ImWhiteAndSaltIsFarTooSpicy
He's not being kept with the spices, he and pepper have their own place
@@scruffymopplidge2129 Nice hashtag, grandpa.
But how did you make each side of the argument seem so authentic and personal to each spice? They really felt like individual people with their own personalities and world views. Mind blown.
🤗
Because he has split personalities
I feel like he spent a lot of time just staring at his spices😂
That's what I'm saying. My head asploded.
Acting.
"Stop sweating it, you're gonna cake!" My favorite line! The end was great!😂
That line was genius
“Tipped them over so quick I thought it was an accident” 😂😂💀 this took me out!
That was hilarious to me. We heavy spice like the lady that said 2 shots while pouring half the bottle.
I love how Cumin resolved their argument with basic facts and logic. Be like Cumin, but maybe actually use the one in your spice rack.
Trust an earthy spice to be so grounded. 😌
@@KitchenWitchery if he's dry, he fly. If he's wet, get rid of that.
I know this will get buried and probably seem silly, but honestly, the arguing bit was your best acting yet and I hope big things happen for you soon
This is something big
If he can do this well with essentially monologuing as voices in his head, he needs the challenge and pleasure of working with other seasoned actors and enjoy some time on the big screen.
So true!!
@@phaneron seasoned actors... heh... good one
@@wonderstorms4030 😉
The argument about the plastic on his face was so real, like friends lying to you thinking it's helping, my best friend and I have this discussion constantly my god
So in this universe where social standing is based on usage of the seasoning, I assume salt and pepper are just royalty?
The true white people spices
Beyond royalty. They don't even consider themselves spices. They think of themselves as the main dish since they're at every meal.
@@5thHouse Pepper would be the nice popular one, but salt? An absolute arrogant prick who doesn't even realize he has it good.
Pft. Nobody else knows how to use salt and black pepper better than a US citizen.
Or if usage is equivalent to sex, then Salt and Pepper are huge sluts.
Cumin started off weird, turned wholesome and ended weird again.
"he ain't got no taste" gives the same vibes as 'after plundering all kinds of spices the food still bland' lmao
Because you forgot salt, without salt everything tastes bland that's just how things work.
@@Zephyrus0 Not necessarily. If you understand the correct proportions of different spices, you can let go off salt. I did that on multiple occasions whenever I forgot to buy salt.
However, salt is an important ingredient. And you need lots of experience to be able to cook NON-BLAND food without salt.
I never thought I'd be emotionally invested in the lives of spices but here I am.
This needs to be a series. I'd so watch a show where the characters are seasonings and spices.
what if the spices being in Arabian/Indian/Indonesian/Mexican kitchen. are they overworks? like going on a war or like being 3 shifts worktime?
Yass definitely
That would be hilarious these spices wanting to be used but next door it's spices that just want to stop working in the end they all meet and trade places lol
Conveniently left out black kitchens, fucking disrespectful
@@quavis2758 i dont even think they can trade places because spices in Asian/Mexican kitchen already lived on overpopulated racks🙃😌
Gotta give props to this guy, for his whole youtube career he has been giving a voice to inanimate objects 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 bravo
I like how you went with just Eastern Europe generally but then specifically Wales lmao. Loving this spices like mini-series.
I assume he was using his own lineage. If one parent doesn't know their family history, sometimes Eastern Europe is all you can nail down.
It's bit weird because Easter Europe is basically Paprika-land ^^;
Cumin : guys it's not us, it's the system
I love that he has full on conversations with himself because that’s what I do but without a camera
How did you manage to make me uncomfortable like I was witnessing a real argument when you're just arguing with yourself 😂 that was too real. Cumin is so right and so smart, that's why my jar of him is almost empty.
Paprika and Oregano being the couple that always argue over insignificant things and their friend Cumin who has long ago lost his sanity
This is low key teaching me how to cook
These videos are calling out my parents and I'm here for it. Salt, pepper, garlic powder, garlic salt, and poultry seasoning pre-blend (only used on special occasions) are the only spices that don't go rancid at their house. Please please please do a video on spices going bad!!
Spices can go bad??
@@scoopitywoop yup. They can go stale, rancid or just lose flavour depending on the spice and how it's stored.
@@VeginMatt isn't that what happened to cumin?
I remember my parent's spice rack was perpetually stale and dusty. They got a spice rack for their wedding and they literally had the SAME spices in it until I was grown. It was just a decoration to them. 🤢 Ugh. White ppl.
Poor cumin. Unopened, doing everything he can to help everyone else, while still being actively neglected and unnoticed by those he helps. My heart broke when he brought up the chilli and his rackmates brought up everyone else. He didn't even have it in him to mention it, just gave up, and let them continue, like _🥲_
He didn't deserve that, ✨Justice For Cumin!✨
Feeeerrrr miiiiiiiii…. You’re too good for this platform.
I know 💅
I expected a funny film about spices. I got a drama about the main character making a fool of himself in front of others.
Unironically some of the best comedy writing I've ever seen. Absolutely amazing sketch.
"we're literally the SPICE OF LIFE" oregano giggles - that hit me so perfectly
i cried from happiness when paprika mentioned oregano being forgotten and oregano smiling and mentioning paprika at 3:45
I'm way too invested in these spices life 😂😂😂 "Garlic thinks I'm stupid", I don't know why but this one sends me
I rarely use oregano. Paprika is my jam and love cumin. These poor spices just live in the wrong house. So impressed you got this video edited and up this morning!
I slept at 5am haha 😄 good seeing you last night
@@Graenolf oh? 🫣😏
what's going on here
Even though this is about spices, this argument may be the most realistic argument I've ever seen in any form of media, just the way it's all- I can't explain it, it just is.
Except I have no idea what culture he’s talking about. White Americans??
he took this sketch and ran with it and I am all for it xD
you put your whole paprikussy into this short film
😂😂😂😂
👁👄👁
We all need a friend like Cumin.
I wonder what the red pepper box that I literally wipe the last bits of red pepper off its walls after I vacuumed the hell out of it in a single day thinks about me.
Something along the lines of- "Shizu-chAaaAAaan I can't take anymore..." (｡♡//ε//♡｡)
@@Regaruk bruh…
@@TwistedFireX Indubitably.
As a Hungarian, I've never been more insulted. Paprika runs in our veins, sometimes we add it to food "just for the color", because food that isn't orange is not food. And considering how every Italian recipe involves oregano, I don't think you can blame this on Europe. This is on you only.
As a Hungarian, I second this. Paprika and garlic are great friends of each other over here
There's Europe and then there's White People (TM): generally in reference to Americans of European descent who long ago cast aside whatever interesting regional dishes their great grandparents might have cooked in favor of assimilation. For example, Italian food slaps. Hungarian food too. But just because someone has an Italian or a Hungarian last name doesn't mean I can trust them not to serve me the exact same mix of unseasoned noodles and bland tomato water that they have the NERVE to call pasta or goulash. This style of cooking is offensive to other Americans, to Europe, to the world. And yet it persists. Hopefully the shame accrued from this video (and others like it) might save us
@@savannahdetzler6674 Yes, but than he talks about 'white people' in general and specifically mentions eastern europeans and the welsh. That's why I said this is on americans not on europeans, or 'white people'. Don't generalise your local issues.
Yeah everything not red is corpse color
Exactly
This feels like a blast from the past when RUclips was just dumb but surprisingly well written skits.
What about spices that watched too much Peaky Blinders?
This is quickly becoming one of the best film sagas around. Beautiful.
the opportunity to say film sages was missed
@@therealemtothebee aaaaahhh FUCK you’re right.
@@therealemtothebee that’s some sage advice.
I read sagas as sages at first lol
The naturalistic arguing between the paprika and oregano, the manic vibe of the cumin-this was absolute gold. Only problem is I think I woke someone in the other room with my laughing.
I talked away for a second and then came back to the quote, “Stop squirting it, it’s gonna cake!” And I’m not even surprised cause it’s Graenolf
When I make fried chicken I season the chicken, the flour, and eggs 🤣
Tshirts, post-its, and a camera--that's all Graenolf needs to be this freaking funny. Outstanding.
It’s funny how this series has genuinely made me think about what spices I use (and I use a lot). Haha.
Love how you match your sweater to the color of the spice
The first vid of yours i saw was plants inside vs outside. Absolutely love your sense of humour. Thanks so much for brightening my day so often.
Really so pleased to see your view counts burning rubber.
Much love
Now I get anxiety every time I open my spice cabinet
Cumin throwing up at the end was such a jumpscare
Im really invested in oregano and paprikas friendship
the writing and acting has no business being this good for something so silly
"Do I want to be his buddy...no...BUT WE GOTTA SHARE THE SAME RACK!!"
Graenolf, you my friend, just discovered the 'secret recipe' for world peace! Next time my friends or family are having a go at each other - I will be reminding them that we all gotta share the same rack! 😜
I wasn't ready for the feels. Damn
I am more invested about the trials and tribulations of a white guy's condiments than I think I should be
Asked a dude in a game the other week what he liked on his corn on the cob, he said butter and some salt, and I said "that's it? No spices? Not even black pepper?", and he responded with "I said salt my dude" like I was stupid for not knowing salt was a spice. What a guy, hope he's doing okay.
man i can imagine it gonna taste sad:( that corn deserve more spices
bro pretty sure its normal to only put salted butter on your cob
@@lepain0278 right, it's fine to do that, but I asked about spices, and the way he responded "I said salt my guy" sounded like salt was the spice. Regardless, salt and butter alone is bland on corn.
@@LuiGTime Um..I only use salt bcs corn is mostly sweet and if its like in a cup as beads than lemon,ketchup,mayonese, and salt .They add butter to it while making it
Good corn doesn't even need seasoning fr
This is the best content I've watched in a long time. Idk how you do this granola, I watch alot of content. This is art. Granolf** Freaking next level. and you're shooting and editing all this yourself? Amazing.
Ok, but I need to know Rosemary’s pov. 🤭
Can't wait for salt and pepper to bust in the room with sunglasses and additude as the rockstars we all know them to be.
got so invested in the story that I started crying when Oregano cracked a shy smile at Paprika
one of the best skit creators on the platform
🥹
I cannot begin to describe how real and well written this whole thing is. Quite proud of myself for actually using my spices.
“Stop sweating it, you’re gonna cake” actually had me laugh ngl lmao.
Thank you for making another one, these are my favorite.
YOU DID IT AGAIN!!! I've been waiting for this one and I was not disappointed
we need a part 3, I'm waiting to meet salt and pepper
Maybe the bottle of OYFUM just ran out like Garlic Powder
Oyfum is very much full in my life 🥰 Namaste
@@Graenolf 🎵 The best part of waking up, is OYFUM in your cup🎵
“Don’t sweat it, you’ll cake” - you are awesome.
I've followed you for awhile. I loved your Skyrim videos and your skits but in all honesty you are a great actor! I can get really into your skits just from your acting 👌
This conversation felt so real, until I realized it was about spices 🤣🤣🤣
Young man, for gosh sakes, send this in as an audition tape whenever you can!
You have a great future in front of you!
Kudos!
“Stop sweating it! you’re gonna cake…”
Lmao
Never thought I’d enjoy first person spice cabinet humor so much. Wtf even is life anymore!? What is going on…
Why is the argument so true? cause that's how most arguments go...fcking nowhere! This is so fun, I can't stop watching your videos, they're too real.
Absolutely loving these spice videos, keep ‘em coming!
Happy to hear Rachel : )
@@Graenolf How does someone get into contact with you directly? Asking for a friend..... :)
spicy videos*
This random sketch about spices is making me feel so fucking inspired right now
Why was i invested in this omg
this guy comes up with scenarios i never knew i needed.
like i never thought i would want to see the court of citrus to incarcerate grape fruit because it makes all of them look bad or ants, bees and ladybugs shunning spiders just for trying to belong as an "insect"
not me watching it while i'm making food and using paprika out of guilt
Okay I’m sure my spices gossip a lot behind my back, but they will never be able to accuse me of making bland food!
Who knew I would watch 4:44 of spices arguing. And I love cooking with spices! I use Tony’s seasoning blend all the time.🧂
Bruh, it's not that you need to win the Oscar, you have to. You belong to the big screen, at least a live action series, anything, with the right screenplay writers/directors you would totally incarnate and possess the script. I'm serious. You have the spark.
🫂 ☺️
You're crazy. Like, completely bonkers.
Gimme more!
Excellent editing in this one - the argument was perfectly timed!
Jesus, how is this so accurate
I wasn’t ready for such a personal attack from spices
That whole insecure convo between paprika is so classic to my bs
How does this guy manage to make a channel about skits while also doing video game based videos like Skyrim top 5s? I hope this channel becomes more popular and mainstream thanks to the versatility of the channel.
I love how you find real stories in tiny everyday things. Thanks for sharing them💚
why was this so wholesome why am i getting invested in spices
You deserve more subscribers and likes love u man
I think the algorithm is starting to shine on you, glad I was directed over : 3
So true. I'm from ireland, I love spices, but 90% people here just don't have a clue.
Im honestly a terrible Irish person, because I'm vegan, I hate cabbage, and I literally cook all the time, but i only learned recently how to cook potatoes, and I still rarely do. Plus, about the only slice I don't have is garlic powder, because I only use fresh organic polish garlic
i love these i hope you keep this little series up
This video is such a good thyme
I love this saga!
The conflict here was SO spicy I loved every bit of it! - A Mexican American
Tell Paprika I'd happily use his help spicing up my fried eggs in the morning (if you've never tried fried eggs with paprika u gotta try it!) and my chicken as long as he understands garlic is also here to stay 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm in love with your crazy creative brain.
gawd i love this series so much
Long awaited sequel! Very creative, man. 👍
Brilliant can’t wait for the next instalment. Who’s next? I bet coriander is a bitch and there’s an unopened bottle of OG ghost pepper sauce that’s an emo goth.
This is the sequel I didn't realize I was waiting for but so desperately needed
Feeling weird that I genuinely want paprika to know that my dad puts a some paprika in and on almost everything he eats, just so paprika can feel a little bit better about himself
Whoa, you've had quite the turnaround. This is amazingly done!!!! 👍👍👍👍
This feels like the made up arguments I have while in the shower.
I love my feed, peppered with these videos
holy shit, the acting is immaculate man, love this!