I Didn't Know Guns Were Sold in Stores - Comedian Lance Woods - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

Комментарии • 218

  • @chezronstevenson6825
    @chezronstevenson6825 8 месяцев назад +184

    The spirit of, "Who you think you're talking to?" is spot on!🤣🤣🤣

    • @pjones362
      @pjones362 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂 no no nooooooo

    • @jenniferd.820
      @jenniferd.820 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂 Facts!

  • @sumterlb
    @sumterlb 8 месяцев назад +172

    "Trying on pistols"
    😂😂😂

    • @bigislander72
      @bigislander72 8 месяцев назад

      "doing all kinds of n****a stuff"

  • @FrancisMasaba1
    @FrancisMasaba1 8 месяцев назад +226

    "I don't care if this is Macy's" had me RMFAO!!

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 8 месяцев назад +5

      took me out too lolol

    • @jeddclampet6080
      @jeddclampet6080 8 месяцев назад +9

      Ranch in Macy's is wild

    • @shaquilhoskins3078
      @shaquilhoskins3078 8 месяцев назад +3

      Huh 🤣🤣🤣idgaf I’m dead 😆

    • @Headlenard1
      @Headlenard1 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂 I’m tryna see why the hell he got nuggets in Macys anyway

    • @yvesamani7660
      @yvesamani7660 8 месяцев назад

      The most unexpected punchline in the history of standup comedy 😅😅😅 I was like “what?????????” 😅😅😅😅😅 brilliant

  • @NateSmith87
    @NateSmith87 8 месяцев назад +90

    "The spirit of I will fuck you up", lmao😂😂😂😂

  • @NateSmith87
    @NateSmith87 8 месяцев назад +129

    "Must have lips" 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @robins.9700
    @robins.9700 8 месяцев назад +80

    Him talking about saving fast food napkins killed me cuz i thought i was the only one that did that shit lmao

    • @elcuzzo4620
      @elcuzzo4620 3 месяца назад

      Ain't NO way you thought you was the only one.. tell us you don't have any blacc friends without telling us you don't have any 😂

    • @darkskinneddutchess4007
      @darkskinneddutchess4007 3 месяца назад

      I do this😂

  • @victoriaallen3753
    @victoriaallen3753 8 месяцев назад +41

    The drawer full of fast food napkins was funny and very true. LOL

  • @TCthaCrisis
    @TCthaCrisis 8 месяцев назад +150

    Those dress codes at those clubs used to be almost comical how ridiculous they were. 😂

    • @leonstill5439
      @leonstill5439 8 месяцев назад +8

      Still that way now they went back to bs again

    • @Harvester88
      @Harvester88 8 месяцев назад +7

      When I was in Austin one night, this was like bad in 09, they told me that my government ID wasn’t a valid form of identification and they had an explicit ban of Polo Boots. I barely liked going out anyway, that night killed it permanently.

  • @cameronspeed9052
    @cameronspeed9052 8 месяцев назад +29

    “You ain’t got anymore ranch” ☠️ I was DYING

  • @selfmadekings39
    @selfmadekings39 8 месяцев назад +45

    Hearing BT in the back laughing is funny in itself 😂

    • @hodg1gaw
      @hodg1gaw 8 месяцев назад +7

      Ayo! You just know when he's in the building without seeing him 😂

    • @EugeniusTay
      @EugeniusTay 8 месяцев назад

      I knew I wasn't trippin

  • @coldhardkass
    @coldhardkass 8 месяцев назад +32

    “No rhythm” had me in tears!! 😂

  • @adrianpayne6369
    @adrianpayne6369 8 месяцев назад +26

    There is a spirit of who the fucc You think you talking tooo lmao I lost it hababaaabababaab😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @antoniofranklyn5923
    @antoniofranklyn5923 8 месяцев назад +48

    "have you ever been swallowed?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LickyTee
      @LickyTee 8 месяцев назад +8

      Went over a lot of peoples heads😂

    • @triggatrevor1849
      @triggatrevor1849 8 месяцев назад +2

      I was crying when he said that. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @duhduhlovo1670
    @duhduhlovo1670 8 месяцев назад +24

    This dude don't stop with the killings man I'm dead laughing in my soul right now🤣

  • @neckbone4941
    @neckbone4941 8 месяцев назад +8

    He ain't lying. That carry is different. Whole different type of spirit comes over you. 🤣🤣

  • @Gustahvo
    @Gustahvo 8 месяцев назад +52

    Check this out Braxton🤣🤣🤣

  • @BlackDynamite901
    @BlackDynamite901 8 месяцев назад +23

    As a CCW holder.... There's a lot of truth in this😂

  • @nonovyobiznez3735
    @nonovyobiznez3735 8 месяцев назад +39

    That's is the reason I got a shotgun😂.. I didn't want to able to take it everywhere with me

    • @billyjonesjr8520
      @billyjonesjr8520 8 месяцев назад +6

      Didn't stop Omar

    • @nonovyobiznez3735
      @nonovyobiznez3735 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@billyjonesjr8520 😂😂😂 I can't pull off walking down the skreet like him

    • @triggatrevor1849
      @triggatrevor1849 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@billyjonesjr8520 🗣 "Omar coming!"

  • @PapiGrande1
    @PapiGrande1 8 месяцев назад +18

    1:10 and I’m already trippin. S/o Lance, bro always bring it. Ima pull up out there one day mane I gotta catch a Chocolate Sundaes.

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  8 месяцев назад +3

      yes you do!

    • @hv2623
      @hv2623 8 месяцев назад +5

      Seriously I hit the like button halfway through

  • @jasminecarter8998
    @jasminecarter8998 8 месяцев назад +5

    “Chipotle, Taco Bell” ACCURATE! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kole9158
    @kole9158 8 месяцев назад +10

    Where should you keep a loaded firearm? In the kids room! - bro i laughed so hard at that and the trying on Guns - bro has those elite one liners

  • @nyat5413
    @nyat5413 8 месяцев назад +5

    Did he say “have you ever been swallowed?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @NathanielBowden
    @NathanielBowden 8 месяцев назад +5

    snuck that swallowed up in there lmao

  • @agnesstokes1078
    @agnesstokes1078 8 месяцев назад +18

    He's funny as shit😂😂😂😂

  • @Eazt28
    @Eazt28 8 месяцев назад +8

    That shit had me rolling 😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @wishiwasnthere-jd2we
    @wishiwasnthere-jd2we 8 месяцев назад +6

    😂😂😂.I gotta start checking for more of his work.This too funny.

  • @mrsetamayple
    @mrsetamayple 8 месяцев назад +6

    Dude is golden 😂😂😂😂 he’s hilarious

  • @samoaduke6098
    @samoaduke6098 8 месяцев назад +11

    A spirit of “Who dafuq you talkin to”
    😂😂

  • @KevinP32270
    @KevinP32270 8 месяцев назад +5

    ranch at macy's is HILARIOUS Lololol

  • @ricardorangel3241
    @ricardorangel3241 8 месяцев назад +10

    😂😂😂 he said “no rhythm”.

  • @Steven-zj6bw
    @Steven-zj6bw 8 месяцев назад +5

    Hell yes, a gem right here.

  • @okiedokie2557
    @okiedokie2557 8 месяцев назад +5

    No lotion is wild 😂😂😂😂

  • @bocagoodtimes1460
    @bocagoodtimes1460 8 месяцев назад +1

    That’s how we roll..buying up the ammo baby😂

  • @summer_glazed2818
    @summer_glazed2818 8 месяцев назад +15

    Have you ever been SWALLOOOOOOOWED 😭

  • @pettymayonaise8030
    @pettymayonaise8030 8 месяцев назад +2

    ,, Must have lips"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RayDickulousness
    @RayDickulousness 8 месяцев назад +1

    Am I the only one that can distinctly hear BT loud ass laugh?!? 🤣😂 AHHHHHHHHAN lmao

  • @XiAdu2
    @XiAdu2 8 месяцев назад +7

    Cold bullets…😂😂😂

  • @stevebully
    @stevebully 8 месяцев назад +4

    "No rhythm" 😂😂😂

  • @lakishasmith7371
    @lakishasmith7371 8 месяцев назад +2

    Deadass had someone up the40 cal on me because we were out of barbecue sauce 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I said “ oh you wanna go to jail for sauce.? “ GO TF AHEAD😊🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 8 месяцев назад +3

    Them chipotle napkins come in clutch in an emergency

  • @Kyrie_serving
    @Kyrie_serving 8 месяцев назад +4

    I feel like I just heard BT Kingsley laugh in the background 🤣🤣

  • @Spidaface666
    @Spidaface666 8 месяцев назад +2

    I never seen a gun store in my life 😂😆🤣😀😭🤪😁😝😜🤣 EITHER 🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @Mr.Sunshine805
    @Mr.Sunshine805 8 месяцев назад +9

    No hats, no chains, no rhythm 😂this mf 😂

  • @DJ_D3ADSTOCK
    @DJ_D3ADSTOCK 8 месяцев назад +1

    BT Kingsley was absolutely watching this set 😭 Can’t miss that wicked ass laugh 🤣

  • @ckirkpatrick100
    @ckirkpatrick100 7 месяцев назад

    “ check this out Braxton “ fucking killed me.

  • @all4kicks
    @all4kicks 8 месяцев назад +2

    Good bit 😂.

  • @alexandriarice20
    @alexandriarice20 6 месяцев назад

    MUST HAVE LIPS sent me hollering

  • @TheKAYLEN101
    @TheKAYLEN101 6 месяцев назад

    “Check this out Braxton” 😂😂😂

  • @jtakajm1b
    @jtakajm1b 8 месяцев назад +4

    This shit was flawless 😂😂😂

  • @rebradley4
    @rebradley4 2 месяца назад +1

    I didn't either. I was trying to buy a gun from a guy at a bowling alley.

  • @NoGhostJustAShell
    @NoGhostJustAShell 8 месяцев назад +2

    lmao! no lotion got it 🤣

  • @marcustoney7762
    @marcustoney7762 8 месяцев назад +6

    He is apparently not from the south, they sell guns at Wal-Mart down here. All the pawn shops are gun stores. We have gun stores the size of target down here. 😂😂😂

  • @LRocketz
    @LRocketz 8 месяцев назад +3

    No rhythm!! That’s hilarious!!

  • @willmark96
    @willmark96 8 месяцев назад +2

    Good set

  • @gabrielle916
    @gabrielle916 8 месяцев назад +1

    Native of Sacramento Lance making his way to the top. Had me rollin'!

  • @lowkeyIbes
    @lowkeyIbes 8 месяцев назад

    Cuz said “No rhythm!” 😂

  • @jaypreston4458
    @jaypreston4458 8 месяцев назад +2

    No lotion😂

  • @2ToTheDome
    @2ToTheDome 8 месяцев назад +13

    great set

  • @b.edgeup5742
    @b.edgeup5742 8 месяцев назад +2

    🤣😂🤣🤣hilarious

  • @ameerabdullahshaheedpeace8186
    @ameerabdullahshaheedpeace8186 5 месяцев назад

    New Favorite Comedian 😂

  • @chanteandrews849
    @chanteandrews849 6 месяцев назад +7

    He missed the opportunity to say as difficult as black people getting a loan from the bank

  • @jaydedgem
    @jaydedgem 7 месяцев назад

    The list of stuff on the club was funny af😂😂😂

  • @duanen2337
    @duanen2337 3 месяца назад

    Lmao!!!! Macy's got me!!! Lmao

  • @TMHB937
    @TMHB937 8 месяцев назад

    Fact that you can hear @BTKingsley laughing in the audience is awesome. I wish I lived in California sometimes.

  • @kweefsweat5628
    @kweefsweat5628 7 месяцев назад

    “Must have lips” 😂😂😂😂

  • @robbarnhill87
    @robbarnhill87 8 месяцев назад +16

    How you ever been swallooowed

  • @whatsittoyou5801
    @whatsittoyou5801 8 месяцев назад +2

    NO Jordan = NO Skecher , Man that list is something else 😂

  • @LickyTee
    @LickyTee 8 месяцев назад +1

    TD Jake’s catching strays 😂

  • @digitalelectronswebsolutio6524
    @digitalelectronswebsolutio6524 8 месяцев назад +1

    2:04 😂❤

  • @meckathegreatone1674
    @meckathegreatone1674 8 месяцев назад +1

    Lance never disappoints 😅😅

  • @jetovercast
    @jetovercast 7 месяцев назад

    Genius, you got a new fan 😂

  • @daxthaxe
    @daxthaxe 8 месяцев назад +1

    Solid set🎉

  • @oddgatsby3136
    @oddgatsby3136 8 месяцев назад

    Oh i got the dopebag of bullets looking lol

  • @TheTonyTitan
    @TheTonyTitan 8 месяцев назад +2

    Shit was hilarious, but fr there's no test to buy a gun... just a background check lol

  • @1QYITSTORM
    @1QYITSTORM 7 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂 I love him

  • @DJ-ys9pv
    @DJ-ys9pv 6 месяцев назад

    Lance Woods does not miss 😂😂😂

  • @HYMC868
    @HYMC868 8 месяцев назад +2

    Hahaha no lips in the club

  • @hendersondrakeford7482
    @hendersondrakeford7482 7 месяцев назад

    This was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @K-Sader
    @K-Sader 4 месяца назад

    Cold bullets 😂

  • @Jaydoug99
    @Jaydoug99 7 месяцев назад

    Thats Hilarious!

  • @HTxGhost24
    @HTxGhost24 7 месяцев назад

    Yo this was a dope set!!

  • @LoniLoni11
    @LoniLoni11 7 месяцев назад

    BT laughing in the background is hilarious

  • @user-sl7lv8vq6q
    @user-sl7lv8vq6q 7 месяцев назад

    I can relate 🤣😂😂

  • @emspechk
    @emspechk 7 месяцев назад

    This flawed me. Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @Brandon_Bally
    @Brandon_Bally 8 месяцев назад +2

    Dress code joke was all facts 💯🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @drulamane
    @drulamane 7 месяцев назад

    Too accurate

  • @Officiallyferalaero
    @Officiallyferalaero 7 дней назад

    2:00 somebody never really hung out in Florida 😅

  • @eduardosanchez7850
    @eduardosanchez7850 7 месяцев назад

    Tell me why I just had some fast food napkins come in clutch what I was frying tortillas last night 😂😂

  • @RobertDalton71
    @RobertDalton71 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ok I see you! Well done.

  • @why-kg6kx
    @why-kg6kx 7 месяцев назад

    Yoooo. Td jakes out here catching strays 😭😭😭

  • @arianbrooks2399
    @arianbrooks2399 8 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leonelcadet3833
    @leonelcadet3833 8 месяцев назад +2

    No Jordan, No LeBrons, No hats, No rhythm.
    -
    "The south got something say" 3000.

  • @narutolane
    @narutolane 8 месяцев назад

    This is too funny

  • @Biggaaaa123
    @Biggaaaa123 8 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂

  • @cortezjb79
    @cortezjb79 8 месяцев назад

    No lotion 😂😂😂

  • @johnnybraccia452
    @johnnybraccia452 7 месяцев назад

    Waitress comes up taking an order for a front stage table and the guy doesn't flinch. He's locked into his material and rolling it well. This was hella pro.

  • @TheMedMan
    @TheMedMan 7 месяцев назад

    Cold bullets 😭😭😭

  • @NathanielBowden
    @NathanielBowden 8 месяцев назад +2

    No Rhythm and No Lotion

  • @wilburcollier4927
    @wilburcollier4927 8 месяцев назад +5

    Must have lips 😂😂😂😂

  • @TH3RIPPA
    @TH3RIPPA 8 месяцев назад

    Funny and clever