" YOU WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SAUSAGE'S NOT JOIN THEM! BRING BALANCE TO THE MEAT! NOT LEAVE IT IN BBQ SAUCE! You we're my grill-bro Anakin... I loved you...."
Bit number one: *"[Ah yes, the negotiator, General Sausage]"* Bit number two: "Hello there" *"[General Sausage, you are a meaty one (loud as hell coughing) grill him]"*
0:16 I am the SAUSAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 0:16 May the SAUSAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Be with you 0:16 I, (Dramatic Pause) Am your SAUSAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Easy sales pitch: *Slaps Bridges of Venator Class Star Destroyer* This baby has 8 Dual Turbo Laser Cannons, 52 Point Defense Cannons, a 400 Starfighter carrying capacity, and 4 Proton Torpedo Launchers. I'm practically giving this thing away at 59 Million Republic Credits! Why do you need a 1,137 meter long star cruiser like this you say? Well...let's be honest here, ain't no way you gonna get some Twi'Lek action without it! And more importantly: It's a frickin spaceship that shoots frickin lasers! It's frickin amazing. Please sign here:_____________ Will that be cash or credit?
It's damn good f...ng spaseship. A masterpice of the Kuat Drive Yards. This thing here is a large carrier, troop transport and battlecruiser, all at the same time, while being also compact and fast even among FTL capable ships. It is up to military spec. This ship calss practically won The Clone Wars and then Skywalker ordered to get a protype doomsday weapon mounted on it. Good old Venator is called. Well not really old: 3-8 years. i've seen some ships older than Pepublic itself and still flying. We're selling those wersatile platforms for one reason only: the war is over. The sale will last for only 3 years. There won't be such an oportunity for another 1000 years to come.
2:34 Savage was literally given super powers by the night witches. He already had strength. Sabine was a Mandelorian who barely had any connection to the force
I dont like both (i like savage as a concept: Zabrak who was infused with Nightsisters'power, i dont like execution in general, just like many other TCW things, i dont even like nightsisters and Dathomir representation).
Not going to point fingers, but large cultish religious organizations are infamous for how some higher ups treat young girls. Now Ahsoka is 14. Look at what she’s wearing as part of the order. Now look at how she dresses after leaving the order. “Coincidence? I THINK NOT”
She chose to wear that. If you literally look at most other Jedi women, they are much more conservatively dressed. There are exceptions like Aayla, but again that was their own choice.
Afaik the "canon" reason is that it is a property of the blades that fixates the contact point (making sliding impossible). Otherwise, just sliding down the blade to slice their hand of is a legitimate move. It's the sole reason why regular swords have handguards.
Savage was not force sensitive until the Night Sisters performed their ritual. He was forcefully given a stronger connection to the Force. And yet when Sabine does it through training people get mad.
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" YOU WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SAUSAGE'S NOT JOIN THEM! BRING BALANCE TO THE MEAT! NOT LEAVE IT IN BBQ SAUCE! You we're my grill-bro Anakin... I loved you...."
My dad after i f-k up at the family gathering
I sausaged you.
You underestimate my sausage
"There's always a bigger sausage"
@@eccentric_electricthat sounds kinda weird
Palpatine: I AM the sausage.
Mace Windu: not yet.
Lol
HAHAHA
There's always a bigger sausage. - Qui Gon
Padme found that out the ‚hard way‘.
@@the_only_lonely no…
Sidious: "How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me..."
Maul: "Master?"
Sidious: "You have become a SAUSAGE!"
0:16 "I don't like sausage" -Anakin Skywalker ,22 BBY
“I love Sausage.” Same Palps, same
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who?”
“Rey Sausage”
Correct
This would have actually been a better ending
YAS
The good ending
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the sausage?” 😂
Its over Anakin I have the sausage !
Have you heard the tragedy of darth sausage the wise ?
@@panavgaming1050 have you Heard the tragedy of darth Plaguis the sausage? (Sorry if some words are wrong.)
Have you heard the sausage of darth Plaguis the wise?
have you ever sausage the tragedy of Darth Plaguis the wise?
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!
*YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY SAUSAGE* 0:16
Padme can comfirm
"No, I am your sausage"
same idea
@@themedivaltrainerdawson4951😂😂
Padme made the same mistake on their wedding night
“How can you be in this council and not be a sausage”
“Take a sausage, young Skywalker”
"I am the sausage" - Chancellor Palpatine
Not yet
@@DUCK-WITH-COFFEE It's treason then
@@tensai-a-san **whips out spatula**
"I have lived long enough to see the same sausage in different people. I see your sausage... I know your sausage!"
Aggressively switching lightsabers on and off has me giggling WAAAAAAAY TOO HARD. And I feel dumb that thought never occurred to me
My allegiance is to the Republic, to SAUSAGES!
FOR THE SAUSAGES
May the sausage be with you
If you’re not with me, then you’re my sausage!
I will do what I must.
Somehow, sausage returned.
0:16 You fool! I've been trained in your sausage arts by Count Dooku!
“Is it possible to learn this power?”
“Not from a sausage.”
Bit number one: *"[Ah yes, the negotiator, General Sausage]"*
Bit number two:
"Hello there"
*"[General Sausage, you are a meaty one (loud as hell coughing) grill him]"*
3:45 this is a wholesome meme, it’s like Count Dooku was actually looking forward for the Big Mac😊
Size matters not, look at me judge me, judge me by my sausage do you?-Grandmaster Yoda
"I will bring peace, freedom and security to my new SAUSAGE" -The Skyguy
“The ability to meat does not make you sausage.”
-Qui-Gon Jinn.
“Feel the sausage of the dark side.”
UNLIMITED SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!
YES!
"Watch those wrist sausages!"
"Your saber will make a fine addition to my sausage"
"Your sausage will make a fine addition to my collection."
@@J.R8765 thats so much better hahahaha
@@matteusmsv0921 I was kind of confused that you didn't use it to be honest but hey, Live and Let Die
"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, YOU WERE SUPOSED TO DESTROY THE SAUSAGE NOT JOIN THEM!!"
Truthly a hearthbreaking moment.
Luke, I am your sausage
Me when i take a piss high on LSD
(My name ins’t luke tho)
"Hello there."
"General Sausage."
1:36 look at this beautiful venator class Star destroyer to unleash freedom on your space enemies
“Oh I’m not brave enough for sausage” Obi Wan Kenobi
“Hello there”
“GENERAL SAUSAGE!”
1:37 we will give 10% discounts if you by 2 and it has a clone army
11:45 So Billy and his dad hate Star Wars, confirmed!
Facts
0:16 I am the SAUSAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
0:16 May the SAUSAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Be with you
0:16 I, (Dramatic Pause) Am your SAUSAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
May the sausage be with you
“Have you ever heard the tragedy of sausage the wise ?”
Easy sales pitch:
*Slaps Bridges of Venator Class Star Destroyer*
This baby has 8 Dual Turbo Laser Cannons, 52 Point Defense Cannons, a 400 Starfighter carrying capacity, and 4 Proton Torpedo Launchers. I'm practically giving this thing away at 59 Million Republic Credits!
Why do you need a 1,137 meter long star cruiser like this you say?
Well...let's be honest here, ain't no way you gonna get some Twi'Lek action without it! And more importantly: It's a frickin spaceship that shoots frickin lasers! It's frickin amazing.
Please sign here:_____________
Will that be cash or credit?
*waves hand in front of face*. You will give me a discount
Do you have a modified battleship variant?
9:22 no, that's "the youngling slayer 9000!"
"Have i ever told you the tragedy of Darth plagueis the sausage"
Strike me down and i will become more sausage then you could even imagin
"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Sausage?"
Me on the first on: “He’s here, I sense it…”
I had the biggest crush on Ashoka in the early Clone Wars.
I still do 😂
2:37
Never has a meme been so relatable to me than this good job DDOM
(Daily Dose Of Memes)
“I hate sausage, it’s rough and sausage and it gets every where”
UNLIMITED SAUSAGE!!! Why would that work with any quote XD
0:18
I AM THE SAUSAGE.
The sausage is strong with you
It's damn good f...ng spaseship. A masterpice of the Kuat Drive Yards. This thing here is a large carrier, troop transport and battlecruiser, all at the same time, while being also compact and fast even among FTL capable ships. It is up to military spec.
This ship calss practically won The Clone Wars and then Skywalker ordered to get a protype doomsday weapon mounted on it. Good old Venator is called. Well not really old: 3-8 years. i've seen some ships older than Pepublic itself and still flying. We're selling those wersatile platforms for one reason only: the war is over.
The sale will last for only 3 years.
There won't be such an oportunity for another 1000 years to come.
I have mastered all forms of sausage combat.
‘Another happy sausage’
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Sausage?"
Edit: 2:00 So Ezra isn't a jedi?
"I find your lack of sausage disturbing"
2:34 Savage was literally given super powers by the night witches. He already had strength. Sabine was a Mandelorian who barely had any connection to the force
Star wars fans explaining why the edgy guy with horns can do something but the girl can't be like
@@Sesuaki19well he is right, maybe u didn’t watch clone wars
@@nightscore Yes that's correct, I just like to shittalk people
I dont like both (i like savage as a concept: Zabrak who was infused with Nightsisters'power, i dont like execution in general, just like many other TCW things, i dont even like nightsisters and Dathomir representation).
3:21 I actually live in a town near that place😂
You live in a town near this AT-ATs? 😁
16:50 he had a bad moment, like when he almost killed vader in RotJ.
He immediately regretted it
Not going to point fingers, but large cultish religious organizations are infamous for how some higher ups treat young girls.
Now Ahsoka is 14. Look at what she’s wearing as part of the order. Now look at how she dresses after leaving the order.
“Coincidence? I THINK NOT”
She chose to wear that. If you literally look at most other Jedi women, they are much more conservatively dressed. There are exceptions like Aayla, but again that was their own choice.
‘Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth sausage the wise’
"Another fine Sausage to my Collection"
10:43 Okay, *that* is solid freaking gold right there. XD
8:34 This almost made me cry
It's over anikan I have the sausage ground
6:15 Bro that’s a rare meme right there. Even I forgot about those comics.
I loved those books
1:00 I know this may be a joke but that leaves you defenceless from the other side and the enemy can easily counterattack
Afaik the "canon" reason is that it is a property of the blades that fixates the contact point (making sliding impossible). Otherwise, just sliding down the blade to slice their hand of is a legitimate move. It's the sole reason why regular swords have handguards.
Exactly
“only a sausage deals in absolutes”.
“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and *sausage* to my new empire.”
I'm 16 so ima enjoy season 4-7 clone wars Ahsoka while I can💀
Embrace her, I will 😏
Sausage or not, there is no try
I see the Palawan needs one last sausage...
-Darth Maul
"now witness the power of this fully operational battle sausage!"
_"You were supposed to destroy the sith, not _*_saussage_*_ them!_
Or, “You were meant to destroy the sausage, not join them!”
0:03 like that meme are already using footage from the Heir to the Empire trailer.
“You’re on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of sausage.”
It's the ship that made the sausage run in less than 12 parsecs
Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth sausage the wise?
3:57
How evil are you:
I make holes in the Cond*ms of my sister and she is pregnant now
There has been a disturbance in the sausage
“Anakin use my sausage, I beg you”
~Palpatine 19 BBY
16:06 I see through the lies of the Jedi. Using that line was so funny
“Hello there.”
“General Sausage! You are a bold one.”
I actually got the meme at 6 14. I read the book he was in back when I was younger.
It's over aniken, I have the sausage!
11:51 I didn’t even know those movies head fans
1:38 This Bad Boy Is Equipped With 8 Heavy Dual Turbo Lasers And Fits Many Starfighters. And Also Almost Forgot This Bad Boy Has Two Bridges.
2:31 my point exactly. If you consider Savage a force user, Sabine is as well.
Difference is that savage is enfulled with dark magic, and sabines whole character was a non force user who had gadgets and tricks
2:30 Midacorion count my guy
Savage was not force sensitive until the Night Sisters performed their ritual. He was forcefully given a stronger connection to the Force. And yet when Sabine does it through training people get mad.
You were the chosen sausage Anakin. I loved you
No luke, i am your sausage.
“You were my brother Anakin. I loved sausage!”
0:16
Obi Wan: Hello there
Grievous: General Sausage
Another fine sausage to my collection
General Sausage
Hello sausage
"Luke, I am your sausage."
-Darth Vader
Execute Order Sausage Six
5:33 made me cry stoppppp😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😅😅😂
2nd one is pretty ironic. "I didn't exist until this show" to the padawan that was never mentioned in the movies.
This is my apprentice, darth sausage
1:02 I have always thought that
The Memes are strong with this one
I love how I watched rebels 5 years ago and have not seen a single blue milk meme till Ahsoka
"Sausage accepted, Captain Needa."