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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @laveenhirori578
    @laveenhirori578 3 года назад +4188

    “Does that goes towards a lyricists to write u a better theme song” YES DAZ U SHOULD BE THE ONE WHO WRITES IT

    • @aaaaa2264
      @aaaaa2264 3 года назад +74

      Hi everyone! My mom is taking my phone.
      Kill my notifications pls. I'm setting it on highest notification ringtone :D
      I sometimes reply btw.
      Edit : she already returned it ;-; thank you for the replies. :D

    • @aaaaa2264
      @aaaaa2264 3 года назад +8

      Thx for replying. Mum finally gave me my phone. 😂

    • @adamperry5794
      @adamperry5794 3 года назад

      @@aaaaa2264 hey

    • @adamperry5794
      @adamperry5794 3 года назад +1

      @@aaaaa2264 hey

    • @adamperry5794
      @adamperry5794 3 года назад

      @@aaaaa2264 hey

  • @ugge7649
    @ugge7649 3 года назад +2936

    Daz: *Silence*
    "Keeping it black from front to back"
    Daz: *Dies*

    • @tylerspaulding2548
      @tylerspaulding2548 3 года назад +10

      Y'all I am making a music album and I have 2 songs done

    • @jamesxracing8111
      @jamesxracing8111 3 года назад +7

      Tyler Spaulding you gonna put it through a distribution company to make some money?

    • @tylerspaulding2548
      @tylerspaulding2548 3 года назад +3

      @@jamesxracing8111 I know but I am 16 so I got a lot of time

    • @jamesxracing8111
      @jamesxracing8111 3 года назад +3

      Tyler Spaulding if you do, I'd recommend amuse or distrokid (I use amuse personally)

    • @tylerspaulding2548
      @tylerspaulding2548 3 года назад +2

      @@jamesxracing8111 Thanks man can you send me a link by my email.

  • @Rysqcy
    @Rysqcy 3 года назад +1593

    For some reason when he got to the book “Mummy needs a wine” and he read the sentence, “everything around me is a exhausting my brain, I would love a day off and a glass of champagne”. The author could have changed that to I would love a day off and a line of cocaine

    • @NoxDolore
      @NoxDolore 3 года назад +58

      Just.. Shut up and take my like.

    • @fhdang8978
      @fhdang8978 3 года назад +15

      Yes

    • @katiemiller4517
      @katiemiller4517 3 года назад +16

      Omg you’re a genius

    • @deoxyl453
      @deoxyl453 3 года назад +6

      This made a absolutely no sense but I get what ur tryna say and just..... just *yes*

    • @Lcingolani.11
      @Lcingolani.11 3 года назад +4

      why do I like this? lol

  • @roroslife24
    @roroslife24 3 года назад +503

    "Keeping it bLacK Fr0m fRoNttT To BacKk"😂😂 I'm black myslef and that shit was funny asf

    • @irishhamiltonmemes6748
      @irishhamiltonmemes6748 3 года назад +5

      Lol also love the Billie eilish profile pic

    • @highimells
      @highimells 3 года назад +2

      fr 😭😂

    • @YumariYatasuka
      @YumariYatasuka 3 месяца назад

      ​@@irishhamiltonmemes6748said no one ever

    • @AmySmith-xx5bv
      @AmySmith-xx5bv 2 месяца назад +1

      @@YumariYatasuka bro what

    • @adxre0
      @adxre0 Месяц назад

      @@YumariYatasukado yk what that quote even means? 😭😭

  • @AlphaSmale
    @AlphaSmale 3 года назад +4750

    Why when daz did that accent did he manage to do Irish, Scottish, German and African all in one

    • @_Dr.Toad_
      @_Dr.Toad_ 3 года назад +135

      Because he's talented👌

    • @bellakransky3201
      @bellakransky3201 3 года назад +57

      Only the gods

    • @dunaydeklerk3614
      @dunaydeklerk3614 3 года назад +84

      Nahh thats just our South African accents.

    • @niamhdlay
      @niamhdlay 3 года назад +36

      Irish accent does not sound like that

    • @hannesrademeyer9394
      @hannesrademeyer9394 3 года назад +30

      African isn't an accent , there are 11 different languages just in South Africa so yeah . You get South African english maybe thats what he was accenting

  • @natemousaw395
    @natemousaw395 3 года назад +685

    Add: “This is incredible technology”
    Daz: NuDeS

    • @rjm_17
      @rjm_17 3 года назад +4

      Nice pfp.

    • @Fayevalentina541
      @Fayevalentina541 3 года назад +4

      well, I suppose you can use it that way.

  • @averylogan8727
    @averylogan8727 3 года назад +3288

    Daz telling us that his mum is South African is literally one of the biggest plottwists I've ever experienced lmaoo thats crazy man i never could've guessed that in a million years lol

    • @idk_r7887
      @idk_r7887 3 года назад +66

      SAME OMG

    • @mirmir_1111
      @mirmir_1111 3 года назад +90

      SAME BRUH, I HAD TO GO BACK IN THE VIDEO TO MAKE SURE I HEARD IT RIGHT-

    • @abstoryy
      @abstoryy 3 года назад +44

      OMG SAME I WAS WONDERING THAT TOO I THOUGHT I WAS JUST TO TIRED 🤣

    • @bordum9545
      @bordum9545 3 года назад +59

      hes said it before lol

    • @averylogan8727
      @averylogan8727 3 года назад +22

      @NCT_ LOVER_ yeah i know lol but when i watched this, it was my first time hearing it from anyone so i was just momentarily shook lol

  • @lillred
    @lillred 3 года назад +2467

    i honestly thought that little girl was holding a bong. i’m sorry

    • @incog2575
      @incog2575 3 года назад +55

      I’m holding one rn

    • @incog2575
      @incog2575 3 года назад +25

      @Sophie vbiasland x lmao I’m joking

    • @John-merman
      @John-merman 3 года назад +12

      @sarah s I thought so too

    • @John-merman
      @John-merman 3 года назад +14

      and the best part is that I have a pipe next to me

    • @allie8399
      @allie8399 3 года назад +17

      thats how u know u smoke too much 😂

  • @badkarma3708
    @badkarma3708 3 года назад +3297

    Daz “dads are great with kids”
    My dad still trying to find the perfect milk

  • @BadKDSky
    @BadKDSky 3 года назад +430

    I'm glad he talks to his mum again. I remember when said he doesn't.

    • @jaydex0454
      @jaydex0454 3 года назад +1

      @Bobbyboyo23 👀 same

    • @rafaelaaigner3403
      @rafaelaaigner3403 3 года назад +3

      sorry if the question is rude, but do you know why he wasn't?

    • @snikrdoodls14
      @snikrdoodls14 3 года назад +12

      He is talking about his step mum in this video. The woman his father remarried, not his biological mother.

  • @pascaleelliott63
    @pascaleelliott63 3 года назад +118

    11:56 : Best "Mummy needs a wine" reenactment ever!
    I can actually imagine that quote being in the book! And being read that way! XD

  • @coolcrazycatch4372
    @coolcrazycatch4372 3 года назад +320

    Daz: is she teleporting kids back to her home
    Me: *has a mental breakdown of laughter*

    • @asdf84604
      @asdf84604 3 года назад

      If this isn't me lord I chocked with laughter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @francosacco9807
    @francosacco9807 3 года назад +432

    Who else loves daz? His laugh and his humor is perfect!

    • @evadawn5745
      @evadawn5745 3 года назад +1

      🤚

    • @nomanleftbehind4075
      @nomanleftbehind4075 3 года назад +2

      Ya

    • @jaz_zy5985
      @jaz_zy5985 2 года назад

      Never found a RUclipsr I love so much! ❤ watch his videos every time I need to smile 😊

  • @not_so_native_native
    @not_so_native_native 3 года назад +241

    Yooooooo daz's mom is South African, watching here in South Africa, loving it

  • @jaylinhofsta9410
    @jaylinhofsta9410 3 года назад +1091

    Ayo daz is south african. Shout out to all the south african people watching him. Lmao😂❤️

  • @mb_lou
    @mb_lou 3 года назад +1493

    Me: *A South African*
    Daz: "My mother is a South African"
    Me: wut o.o (I got so excited and I don't know why)

  • @mrapple6120
    @mrapple6120 3 года назад +200

    When daz laughs it looks like he's laughing and confused at the same time.

  • @templeton7189
    @templeton7189 3 года назад +584

    “Let me show you how solar cow works”
    * proceeds to teleport kids in a push of a button*
    Me : °o°

    • @ash2833
      @ash2833 3 года назад +11

      Why tf did the kids teleport tho

    • @dellaaaa
      @dellaaaa 3 года назад +3

      100th like :)

    • @marrowyoutube
      @marrowyoutube 3 года назад +5

      @@ash2833 that's right they teleported so fast you didn't see it, bakugo

    • @bobobonobo9551
      @bobobonobo9551 3 года назад +4

      @@marrowyoutube Yeah, BAKUGOU

    • @ash2833
      @ash2833 3 года назад

      @@bobobonobo9551 I asked *WHY* the did the kids teleport

  • @samcarrington5872
    @samcarrington5872 3 года назад +256

    Daz: “ does it have to be cows my most feared animal”
    Me: *remembers he had to milk a cow in hand simulator*

  • @starwalkar.
    @starwalkar. 3 года назад +120

    “I’m the mum and the dad” YES DAZ

  • @Jensens_photography
    @Jensens_photography 3 года назад +255

    I feel rewarded because I'm not 2 years late for once

  • @mattheossgf
    @mattheossgf 3 года назад +246

    daz: does it have to be a cow.the most feared animal
    daz: *having flashbacks to milking simulator, milking the cow* 😅😅😅

    • @rxni17055
      @rxni17055 3 года назад +1

      Omg thats soooo true!!!

    • @UndeadCat23
      @UndeadCat23 3 года назад +1

      Omg yes

    • @bestmm2player964
      @bestmm2player964 3 года назад

      Why doesn't this comment have so many likes? This is the best

  • @dalloia71
    @dalloia71 3 года назад +203

    wifi: *decides to cut off while watching this*
    me: LINDAAAAA TURN ON THE WIFI

    • @hazbinotakusimp2182
      @hazbinotakusimp2182 3 года назад +3

      If I did that my grandma would beat my ass XD (my grandma is named Linda 😂)

    • @foldingcomet
      @foldingcomet 3 года назад +1

      My *mom* woukd beat my ass o.o

    • @alloy3445
      @alloy3445 3 года назад +2

      Daz and Linda broke up

    • @PersephoneParadox
      @PersephoneParadox 3 года назад

      @@alloy3445 WHAT??!!

    • @roseabee7503
      @roseabee7503 3 года назад

      I cant shout that, unfortunately, cause it would get me slapped through a wall; my mother's name in Lynda and Jesus help you if you EVER raise your voice at her and call her by her first name xD

  • @earthfairy8026
    @earthfairy8026 3 года назад +79

    Daz:and go to subway
    Me eating subway:that is man is a genie

  • @nyx476
    @nyx476 3 года назад +410

    “It’s kind of like a dragons den, but we’re gonna called it Dazzy Den”
    The dazzling Daz Black himself, 2020

  • @dartharcher5257
    @dartharcher5257 3 года назад +175

    “Keeping black from front to back”
    Daz: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THAT WAS FUNNY

  • @aspenlora1532
    @aspenlora1532 3 года назад +66

    "Keeping it black from front ta back" LMFAOOO

  • @EmoryHarper
    @EmoryHarper 3 года назад +232

    Me: *a South African*
    Daz: my mother's South African...
    Me: gets extremely happy and excited for some odd reason.

    • @heinrichvonsolms1097
      @heinrichvonsolms1097 3 года назад

      Yes yes someone that gets me

    • @EmoryHarper
      @EmoryHarper 3 года назад +1

      @@heinrichvonsolms1097 glad I could be relatable. 😋😌😃

    • @liamgreat8024
      @liamgreat8024 2 года назад +1

      Well it's not odd if you're also south african!

  • @yinyangedits5846
    @yinyangedits5846 3 года назад +795

    “The black painters academy keepin it black”
    First guy who walks by is white

    • @Eivor85
      @Eivor85 3 года назад +5

      Their like a more relaxed modern day "Black Panthers"

    • @meeast1169
      @meeast1169 3 года назад +4

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @katesand6441
      @katesand6441 3 года назад +1

      I was looking for this comment

  • @bromethusderp5872
    @bromethusderp5872 3 года назад +306

    Me being South African “ sounds like a African voice but we sound a bit different “ but your my favorite RUclipsr daz keep making videos I love you and your the best

    • @bingusgames
      @bingusgames 3 года назад +1

      Aye samme

    • @bromethusderp5872
      @bromethusderp5872 3 года назад +1

      @I WANT Š•È•X !!! I'm RITA !!! OPÉN MY CANÁL ! um what

    • @R_JT69
      @R_JT69 3 года назад +1

      @@bromethusderp5872 ikr, its literally everywhere...

    • @bromethusderp5872
      @bromethusderp5872 3 года назад

      @F Ù С Ķ • М Е ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! I don’t speak that language

    • @CricketIsGhosting
      @CricketIsGhosting 3 года назад +1

      @@bromethusderp5872 I'm also South African.

  • @gachapanda4998
    @gachapanda4998 3 года назад +80

    When you realize your actually not a million years late
    ✨👁👄👁✨

  • @Rafa-yn9sg
    @Rafa-yn9sg 3 года назад +218

    After daz said "I don't have a partner and I don't fucking need one", I noticed he got sad right after that. If it was for comedic purposes, it was genius. If it wasn't, it really sucks to be alone sometimes. Daz definatelly does not deserve it :(

    • @chloef9365
      @chloef9365 3 года назад +1

      i thought he had a girlfriend

    • @sallucien9454
      @sallucien9454 3 года назад

      @@chloef9365 they broke up but didn't specify why

    • @Hungrybunbungirl
      @Hungrybunbungirl 3 года назад +2

      He really does deserve so much better. He helps us so much but I feel like we also need to help him out as much as we can. I love Daz so much.

    • @rafacastrellon6115
      @rafacastrellon6115 3 года назад

      I am the rafa

    • @SlightMishap
      @SlightMishap 3 года назад +1

      @@sallucien9454 she abused him

  • @freshf1gaming66
    @freshf1gaming66 3 года назад +627

    the guy: black people painters academy
    Me: there's a white guy at the start

    • @gongreenbeanfreecss2882
      @gongreenbeanfreecss2882 3 года назад +5

      Same

    • @synthons8426
      @synthons8426 3 года назад +6

      You guys do realize that the guy cloud have meant the color black lol it’s sad the fact you guys think just cause we say the word black we can also be talking about the color black...

    • @omni-odyssy7881
      @omni-odyssy7881 3 года назад +3

      No he is black i think he’s albino lol

    • @synthons8426
      @synthons8426 3 года назад +6

      @@omni-odyssy7881 no he’s white lol if he was albino he would’ve had like platinum hair but the persons hair looked blonde lol

    • @synthons8426
      @synthons8426 3 года назад +2

      @@omni-odyssy7881 I’m sorry I mean brown kinda like hair not blonde that’s my bad lol

  • @futmadness7426
    @futmadness7426 3 года назад +685

    When ur so early daz hasn't laughed
    Edit:thanks for all the likes but can we get it to 1k likes that would mean alot because I never had a comment that high before 👌🤔😊

    • @katieglanville7712
      @katieglanville7712 3 года назад +1

      Omg ikr

    • @irahackner
      @irahackner 3 года назад +7

      That’s pretty damn early lol

    • @L.HurdZZZ
      @L.HurdZZZ 3 года назад +2

      literally 30 seconds into the video

    • @madisonxcurran
      @madisonxcurran 3 года назад +3

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo7149 what the hell is that name?

    • @Sam.Hudson07
      @Sam.Hudson07 3 года назад +1

      @@madisonxcurran they r bots bro

  • @cheetovibes
    @cheetovibes 3 года назад +47

    seems like daz is having a better relationship with his mum. made me happy :')

  • @ShadowAngel79
    @ShadowAngel79 2 года назад +6

    I’m so thankful for Daz, I would love a friend like him in my life, he’s so funny and truly wonderful. He seems like someone who would just be genuinely fun just to be around. The eyes are a window to the soul, without a doubt, and his absolutely sparkle like a child’s when he laughs and it’s the most adorable/enduring thing ever!
    Please never change!

  • @eamonnerskine7706
    @eamonnerskine7706 3 года назад +528

    People: create holograms
    Dax: the nude sending games has changed

  • @nbdy3833
    @nbdy3833 3 года назад +94

    "Make your kids feel guilty for existing and promote alcoholism all in one, with this brand new book!"

  • @Sunny-vk8vo
    @Sunny-vk8vo 3 года назад +33

    Honestly daz is the cure for depression

  • @jadevanangeren1246
    @jadevanangeren1246 3 года назад +256

    HE SAID "I DONT HAVE A PARTNER" HAVE HIM AND SOSO BROKEN UP!? Why!? When!!? How!!?

    • @da_rubester8030
      @da_rubester8030 3 года назад +46

      Think so yeah, he stopped commenting on her ig posts after September or something and the last video they did together was the lockdown haircut. :///

    • @daisy_4
      @daisy_4 3 года назад +31

      yeah they broke up he said on his Twitter ages ago

    • @EmilyB1201
      @EmilyB1201 3 года назад +5

      @@daisy_4 did he say why :/

    • @loneoutsider3529
      @loneoutsider3529 3 года назад +23

      @@EmilyB1201 no he just put it out there bc ppl kept asking and bothering him. He said he didn’t want to get in the details

    • @daisy_4
      @daisy_4 3 года назад +2

      @@EmilyB1201 no

  • @amandawildsmith9448
    @amandawildsmith9448 3 года назад +842

    Can anyone remember the vid where he said “LINDA” and some responded “Yes?”
    Edit:Thanks for the likes!
    I’ve seen some comments for the link of the vid so here:ruclips.net/video/YwB_tYl_D10/видео.html

    • @jplays4956
      @jplays4956 3 года назад +32

      Yep hilarious scene and then Daz his face after that 😭🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

    • @danikajooste7294
      @danikajooste7294 3 года назад +12

      Yup😂🦋

    • @princessofhell4639
      @princessofhell4639 3 года назад +24

      Wasn't it his daughter tho

    • @princessofhell4639
      @princessofhell4639 3 года назад +13

      Also for anyone curious about video I believe it was "Daz watches woman who wants to be black" I could be wrong tho and have no idea about timestamp

    • @jplays4956
      @jplays4956 3 года назад +5

      @@princessofhell4639 not sure maybe?

  • @mariarussell7435
    @mariarussell7435 3 года назад +569

    when he said my mother is south african im like im right here I AM SOUTH AFRICAN😌

  • @kachionyeka6198
    @kachionyeka6198 3 года назад +111

    Wth almost looks like the little girl is kidnapping the African children rather than teleporting them

    • @mellieha9579
      @mellieha9579 3 года назад +3

      she's like Angelina Jolie

    • @tessalucia3449
      @tessalucia3449 3 года назад +1

      No she looks like that chick from spy kids

  • @GaMeRBeArUk
    @GaMeRBeArUk 3 года назад +99

    I agree with you Daz that Mommy needs a wine book is genuinely a sexist book as i am a father of 2 who works then comes home, cooks and cleans then spend time with my daughters as i haven't seen them most of the day.
    I genuinely feel some books like this should not exist as it is stereotypical towards the male gender.

    • @xcybercatz
      @xcybercatz 2 года назад +10

      i am 14 and ever since i was born, my dad has managed to tackle some of the following:
      -5 hours of sleep
      -cleaning
      -cooking
      -looking after 2 kids
      -working over half of his waking hours
      and hes doing a bloody good job

    • @KodaFae23
      @KodaFae23 2 года назад +4

      @@xcybercatz I'm 15 and for years my dad works then he comes home and does nothing I have two baby siblings and he complains when he has to take care of them.

    • @xcybercatz
      @xcybercatz 2 года назад +3

      @@KodaFae23 a lot of the time, a father does help out in the household, note how i say a lot of the time. often, a lot of fathers tend to leave the mother to do all of the childcare, and all of the housework. my experience doesnt stand for everyone, just some.

    • @Icy_flavor
      @Icy_flavor 2 года назад +1

      @@xcybercatz my dad does that to!

  • @DizzyxMorningstar
    @DizzyxMorningstar 3 года назад +21

    “How’s it going Dazzlers welcome back to Daz games and another Daz watches”
    That never gets old, istfg that is the reason I wake up and smile in the morning

  • @chloexodette
    @chloexodette 3 года назад +201

    I didn't know your mum was south African and as a South African we do have a lot of schools that are good but we do have poorly run schools 😔🇿🇦

    • @justinhughes5660
      @justinhughes5660 3 года назад +4

      My guy are u sure u are south African 😂

    • @emmakeith9572
      @emmakeith9572 3 года назад +8

      Hi ARMY 💜

    • @bonggongplaza6995
      @bonggongplaza6995 3 года назад +2

      Ha look at you're own profile picture, in case that's sombody else family you are not African

    • @waxiaoski
      @waxiaoski 3 года назад +4

      @@bonggongplaza6995 it’s a kpop group, i cant tell which group though.

    • @animiemeyer693
      @animiemeyer693 3 года назад +7

      @@bonggongplaza6995 not all Africans look the same you know

  • @STIclinic
    @STIclinic 3 года назад +27

    I feel like everyone can see Daz being the best dad and having one of those
    *Best dad in the world* mugs

    • @endophantom
      @endophantom 3 года назад

      He is a dad

    • @STIclinic
      @STIclinic 3 года назад

      @@endophantom
      Bitch I know that-

  • @biancadunkley4908
    @biancadunkley4908 3 года назад +224

    I’m South African, this is, strange but I’d back the big ass battery cow, but I’d prefer something other than a cow that’s raised 50 000, convert that to randsssssss

  • @luminouslew9158
    @luminouslew9158 3 года назад +15

    Turned into a Scottish accent right at the end lmaooooo 5:30

    • @gh0stlyars0n1st
      @gh0stlyars0n1st Год назад +3

      Ik he went from british to Africa to scottish somehow lmao

  • @elbadilan462
    @elbadilan462 3 года назад +11

    5:49 "so mum can have an e-cig" 🤣😂

  • @aliehs.l
    @aliehs.l 2 года назад +6

    10:10 we all need a daz dad/mum like daz

  • @laveenhirori578
    @laveenhirori578 3 года назад +86

    guy sings: “black painters academy”
    Daz as usual already laughing😅

  • @Targ_Obsessed
    @Targ_Obsessed 3 года назад +49

    Book:dad does nothing for kid
    Me:
    Daz: yes I do the cooking,yes I do the cleaning

  • @peanut01myrtie
    @peanut01myrtie 3 года назад +10

    7:20 a man has never spoken something this true

  • @charlieburgett1698
    @charlieburgett1698 3 года назад +3

    Daz thank you for helping me through my depression. I had to go through postpartum depression and watching you makes me laugh and feel a little better!🖤

  • @hailieallison295
    @hailieallison295 3 года назад +7

    Hi Daz not sure if you’ll read this but I’d just like to thank you very much for helping me through a lot of tough times lately. I’ve followed your videos for a while now and they never fail to make me smile no matter what but recently I’ve needed the lift more than anything and you’ve definitely gave me that. So thank you so much and please keep continuing to make dazzling content because I love it and I’m sure loads of other dazzlers do too! ❤️

  • @pennymojo_2002
    @pennymojo_2002 3 года назад +35

    Petition to maybe have Daz’s mum in a video! 🥰

  • @alexdavis6972
    @alexdavis6972 3 года назад +17

    The bit where the dude is like “he’s a good shot, if you know what I mean”. Bruh I nearly shot fkn milk out of my nose. Hahahahaha

  • @2inch_chrisp59
    @2inch_chrisp59 3 года назад +16

    Hey daz i know you probably won’t read this but I just wanted to say thank you for still uploading through all of 2020. My dad has had 2 trips to the hospital the first one he had a huge fight against covid-19 and almost died and the 2nd time he had his gallbladder removed and he is probably going to have to go back for a 3rd time for some unknown reason we don’t quite understand and I just wanted to thank you because your videos always brighten my mood through the whole year and I hope 2021 is better and I want to say thank you

    • @CoachJJ05
      @CoachJJ05 3 года назад

      Aww hunny! I'm so sorry and I hope that your family is doing better and healing okay. I hope you and your family stay safe and that everything goes okay! I wish you and your family all the best! :)

  • @aarontrull4206
    @aarontrull4206 3 года назад +135

    Who would like to sign my petition for Daz to make "Im the mum and the dad" merch?

  • @idkkk1862
    @idkkk1862 3 года назад +88

    Daz just wrote the sequel;
    “mommy needs a wine”-
    Mommy needs a knife

  • @riley3401
    @riley3401 3 года назад +345

    You're not first
    You're not last
    But most importantly
    ✨No one asked✨

    • @Javi2koldd2
      @Javi2koldd2 3 года назад +8

      Wow you need to be know all over the youtubes

    • @kaneandsethtowns6575
      @kaneandsethtowns6575 3 года назад +11

      Pls go to every youtuber you watch and say this

    • @RubyRedS1ippers
      @RubyRedS1ippers 3 года назад +4

      When u read a comment and wish u wrote it😂

    • @nctsplug
      @nctsplug 3 года назад +4

      Finally! Somebody had to say it lol

    • @riley3401
      @riley3401 3 года назад +3

      @@RubyRedS1ippers 😂

  • @StorytimeWithAlly
    @StorytimeWithAlly 3 года назад +5

    My dad is AMAZING with babies/toddlers. He’s a really lovable, friendly guy. When my sister had her baby and my nephew started crying, my dad made him stop in a second. I was like “How??? Your youngest child is 15 already”. Some people were just meant to be parents. My little cousin, she’s 14 and she’s so good with little kids. She helps babies when they need it, knows how to make them stop crying instantly, is literally the best babysitter, and she’s so patient with kids. I was like “Girl, you were BORN to be a mom, like seriously”

  • @toxicpug168
    @toxicpug168 3 года назад +179

    Daz: loves 3D box
    Also Daz: hates African cow that helps kids 😂

    • @afterworldstudios6539
      @afterworldstudios6539 3 года назад +3

      Edgar?..

    • @inkheart151
      @inkheart151 2 года назад

      I think if they had explained it better…. The only thing it seemed to say was “they now have an incentive to go to school: charge batteries .”

  • @maltesersnpringles
    @maltesersnpringles 3 года назад +9

    I want that worst book ever made by Daz to be fully written today. Such a funny bit! 😂
    I literally laughed my ass off to it! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @_clarke8394
    @_clarke8394 3 года назад +33

    video: “tv goes here”
    daz: *dies of laughter*
    Me: also dying with him

    • @ems7650
      @ems7650 3 года назад +1

      Hello fellow harry stan😌😼

    • @_clarke8394
      @_clarke8394 3 года назад

      Emily haha yesss

  • @StarlightBrighxt
    @StarlightBrighxt 3 года назад +7

    I love it when at 11:50 he discribes the book XD

  • @amandaspeiller4317
    @amandaspeiller4317 3 года назад +5

    So happy to be getting some Daz Watches again... Love the horror games but there's nothing better than a Daz Watches

  • @MorDreadful
    @MorDreadful 3 года назад +74

    You do realise this academy will consist of only him - only ever him, he needs a sofa, PS5, cooker, kitchen cupboards, a bed, a bath, a toilet, other furniture, a car etc., in otherwords, a home. The guy wants people to buy himself a home, unbelievable.

  • @accept_the_delusion.4787
    @accept_the_delusion.4787 3 года назад +23

    When he said ‘The Dazzy Den’ it sounded like a BDSM dungeon XD

  • @jen7916
    @jen7916 3 года назад +9

    Hats off to the dad's that do take part in the raising and care of their kids. My ex-husband told me it was my job to do it all because he already had a job, when I asked him to feed our son so I could shower. That marriage didn't last long.

  • @koopathekaiju6186
    @koopathekaiju6186 3 года назад +12

    8:15 OH MY GOD I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!

  • @satisfyingvideosweekly5106
    @satisfyingvideosweekly5106 3 года назад +23

    Daz: "Dad's are great with kids!"
    My dad still trying to figure out how to come home after 4yrs being at the shop

    • @DR_Eggz
      @DR_Eggz 10 месяцев назад

      He's just lost

  • @theflash691
    @theflash691 3 года назад +23

    12:14 Daz: "Guys..."
    Me: "Oh welp video's over."
    Daz: "...are good with kids."
    Me: "Oh nevermind."

    • @obbavyakti5805
      @obbavyakti5805 3 года назад +1

      I mean, there's many kinds of men as there are many kinds of women

  • @U_mamma
    @U_mamma 11 месяцев назад +3

    3:38 I knew he was going to say "Harry Potter shit" I KNEW IT

  • @iiheartgrace516
    @iiheartgrace516 3 года назад +38

    And the secret is, a big arse metal cow
    And that’s how I was created

  • @izzy_zxck112
    @izzy_zxck112 3 года назад +14

    0:46 IM ALREADY LAUGHING 🤣✋🏽

  • @camygarcia4864
    @camygarcia4864 3 года назад +186

    Kickstarter: ‘Black painters academy’
    Daz: ‘why can you only be black to get in’

    • @Daniel_Hunter
      @Daniel_Hunter 3 года назад +2

      Yea?

    • @Daniel_Hunter
      @Daniel_Hunter 3 года назад +5

      That's what he said

    • @gr4zed665
      @gr4zed665 3 года назад +12

      You: repeating what Daz said
      Everone else: YOUR NOT FUNNY

    • @camygarcia4864
      @camygarcia4864 3 года назад +1

      @@gr4zed665 ooooooh sorry

    • @gr4zed665
      @gr4zed665 3 года назад +3

      @@camygarcia4864 it was not funny lad

  • @randomgunenthusiast4658
    @randomgunenthusiast4658 2 года назад +8

    8:26 bro be looking like a sword

  • @elliehenehan6542
    @elliehenehan6542 3 года назад +19

    bruhhh that book is so toxiccccccccc i mean i get it because my dad acts like that but omg its stereotypeing men so much i wish i had a dad like daz he is amazing!!!

  • @Caramelized_Sausage
    @Caramelized_Sausage 3 года назад +5

    Yeah that was not a book for kids, its definitely a book about a toxic relationship daz nailed it in this one bloody awesome🤣🤣🤣

  • @kamila6680
    @kamila6680 3 года назад +8

    1:38- me giving a class presentation

  • @rubylewis8823
    @rubylewis8823 3 года назад +11

    "He's definitely on some sort of register" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BeeBeau
    @BeeBeau 3 года назад +96

    Those plushies weren't microscopic, they were like 6cm

    • @mistermachiavelli3274
      @mistermachiavelli3274 3 года назад +3

      Shh don't tell him. He needs his rest.

    • @viogieviogie
      @viogieviogie 3 года назад +2

      The creatures were microscopic.. not the plush. He even makes a joke about it "living in your lungs."
      which they couldn't- but it shows he meant the actual extinct animals that were quite tiny when they were alive.

    • @BeeBeau
      @BeeBeau 3 года назад

      @@viogieviogie they were 5.7cm, that isn't microscopic

  • @scooped_1238
    @scooped_1238 3 года назад +41

    God is a pencil
    Daz is a highlighter
    God Drew the world
    Daz made it brighter
    😎

    • @michellewatson5690
      @michellewatson5690 3 года назад +1

      Wow. Saying daz is better than god is unholy.

    • @AlexSmith-qw3nl
      @AlexSmith-qw3nl 3 года назад

      @@michellewatson5690 that’s not what he’s saying

    • @michellewatson5690
      @michellewatson5690 3 года назад

      @@AlexSmith-qw3nl and you missed the joke.

    • @AlexSmith-qw3nl
      @AlexSmith-qw3nl 3 года назад

      @@michellewatson5690 was it rlly a joke tho.

    • @michellewatson5690
      @michellewatson5690 3 года назад

      @@AlexSmith-qw3nl yes, yes it was.
      But... You missed it.

  • @aviationjaden8002
    @aviationjaden8002 3 года назад +3

    Daz I’m so happy that you are taking both jobs. It’s not easy so good job Daz you are the most hardworking parents 🥰

  • @zoettalovu
    @zoettalovu 3 года назад +63

    “This Harry Potter s*** doesn’t exist”
    Shifters: are you sure about that?

  • @HUNR-zy4lc
    @HUNR-zy4lc 3 года назад +9

    “AND GO TO SUBWAY!!!” IM DEAD🤣🤣🤣

  • @sarahwoods2091
    @sarahwoods2091 3 года назад +135

    Your African voice sounds like the people from the Black panther movie

    • @ohtobebored6045
      @ohtobebored6045 3 года назад +3

      Some of them had a good accent. The others not do much

  • @ellieweed855
    @ellieweed855 3 года назад +26

    At 12:30 when daz said that he hasn’t got a partner I was like WHAT. Are him and soheila not together and more? They were an amazing couple x

    • @girlgamer-cj2zh
      @girlgamer-cj2zh 3 года назад +1

      sameee

    • @atinydeobij1024
      @atinydeobij1024 3 года назад +5

      They broke up

    • @girlgamer-cj2zh
      @girlgamer-cj2zh 3 года назад +3

      @@atinydeobij1024 when

    • @kneecaps9148
      @kneecaps9148 3 года назад +4

      No they broke up. Doesn’t sound like it was a good break up either

    • @ellieweed855
      @ellieweed855 3 года назад

      @@kneecaps9148 I didn’t know I was shocked when he said it xx

  • @arabellasuper9476
    @arabellasuper9476 3 года назад +1

    I was crying really hard before your video and after I was happy. Thanks so much for making me feel happy again. Thanks for what you do n

  • @borat5396
    @borat5396 3 года назад +89

    Cat : meow
    Dog : ruff
    9 year olds : FIRST

    • @brendenperdue4199
      @brendenperdue4199 3 года назад +8

      Fr like we dont care if your first

    • @Jacks6798
      @Jacks6798 3 года назад +4

      @@brendenperdue4199 I agree nobody really cares

    • @Chucksila
      @Chucksila 3 года назад +2

      Lmfao these comments are so true

  • @tylerspaulding2548
    @tylerspaulding2548 3 года назад +6

    Daz deserves his own movie

  • @madduxjohnson844
    @madduxjohnson844 3 года назад +51

    I get the second kickstarter, their saying the 1 in 5 african families can't afford schooling for their kids so instead they use the money that they would usually use for electricity and stuff like that to go to school and they get their electricity from the cows and the batteries that they charged up while they were at school

    • @The_Lucky_Lily
      @The_Lucky_Lily 3 года назад +1

      Or... do both?

    • @nefelikousi9782
      @nefelikousi9782 3 года назад +2

      @@got500won5 What if you don't have money or the access to decision makers (especially if the local government is corrupted)? What if you do have enough funds to make a simple solar panel device that can make a less than perfect but lasting change?
      A solar panel is basically free electricity. You can use the same money to power one house or use the same amount to make this on a school and A. provide a bit of electricity for an entire community B. let people know that if they want to not pay for gas they need to ship their kids to school C provide a consistent souse of light for children to study in the evening (which is actually a problem for kids who go to school then they help their parents and only have time to study in the evening).
      This is not perfect for sure and I don't know if it is properly researched or tested, or if it even works (there are after all plenty of scams out there). But I would be shocked if you can find me one way to do charity work that is absolutely optimal from every possible perspective.

    • @nefelikousi9782
      @nefelikousi9782 3 года назад

      @@got500won5 I do not disagree with you. I am questioning how 50.000 would make lighting systems and recharge stations in remote locations though. I am pretty sure that an electric company, as well as, the local government needs to get involved to expand infrastructure and that can get messy.
      For example the red cross tried to help people in Nepal after the big earthquakes. Corrupt politicians asked for large bribes in order to let their equipment through. So a lot of the donations to the ed cross directly funded corruption.
      It is a very complicated process indeed. Though I have to agree that the programs that show more results are the ones where systemic changes have been introduced involving multiple local stakeholders and not one-offs like these.

    • @btblessed2201
      @btblessed2201 3 года назад

      @@nefelikousi9782 When the government is corrupt, people try to take things into their own hands by inventing things. At least somebody is trying to solve a problem, and trying to help others even if we don’t fully understand the depth of their problems.

  • @sage9813
    @sage9813 3 года назад +52

    Irrelevant to the video..
    I ate a whole pot of macaroni.. And I’m proud of myself..

  • @BlaiddDrwg2009
    @BlaiddDrwg2009 3 года назад +6

    I have to be honest, I only dipped in and out of Daz's content until recently, so I don't know much about his past relationships. All I know is someone clearly hurt him bad. I hope he's okay. So bloody proud of what a good dad he is though. Him and his daughter clearly have a wonderful relationship. I've seen it from the few videos they do together. Good on you Daz. But don't shut down all relationships. There will be someone out there who won't hurt you

  • @laveenhirori578
    @laveenhirori578 3 года назад +7

    Not even 10 seconds in and Daz is already laughing😭😂

  • @benjamingibson220
    @benjamingibson220 3 года назад +3

    Love how daz's impression of his mum sounds Scottish at the end

  • @nyxm2942
    @nyxm2942 3 года назад +5

    Daz is the ultimate 2-in-1
    12:37 you can see the moment he is done with it

  • @kerenza8425
    @kerenza8425 3 года назад +8

    Daz: Is he just being kidnapped and this is a code for help?...
    Person(1:54) :The black panters academie is a place for me and HELP ME !!! 😂😂😂