Skwisgaar and Toki Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @bluepearl9075
    @bluepearl9075 2 года назад +1624

    My favorite part of this show is that their conversations always sounded so natural compared to most other shows. Like this is literally how people in real life talk

    • @scottbubb2946
      @scottbubb2946 2 года назад +128

      Yeah, you're right, that really is cool. You never see people talking over each other or saying "uh..." In movies or on TV. That's always bothered me. It's not natural for regular people. Good call.

    • @bigsmoke1156
      @bigsmoke1156 2 года назад +56

      @@scottbubb2946 another show that was good for that natural dialogue was Home Movies

    • @Gxdl3ss
      @Gxdl3ss 2 года назад +30

      @@bigsmoke1156 smiling friends as well

    • @bigsmoke1156
      @bigsmoke1156 2 года назад +14

      @@Gxdl3ss love smiling friends

    • @robertbaker2470
      @robertbaker2470 2 года назад +6

      FUCKING LITERALLY

  • @craigfinnigan954
    @craigfinnigan954 8 лет назад +2765

    "you lady skwisgaar"
    "NO IM NOT!"

  • @HIVEMINDxMusic
    @HIVEMINDxMusic 7 лет назад +987

    Love it how the whole band stops playing at the same time but Nathan is just like "TOKI why did you stop playing"

    • @hoilst265
      @hoilst265 Год назад +4

      The best bit is cut when someone says "Oh, hey, there's guitar tabs in the back!"

  • @Lavandula444
    @Lavandula444 6 лет назад +877

    Skwisgaar with nothing but a baguette in his shopping cart is a big mood.

    • @vanitasv2298
      @vanitasv2298 4 года назад +71

      He threw all his stuff into toki's basket

    • @boristomislav1256
      @boristomislav1256 2 года назад +4

      It perfectly describes my current mood

  • @estrellacasias
    @estrellacasias 2 года назад +341

    I will never forgive adult swim for not giving this show a proper ending

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 года назад +29

      We're getting a movie

    • @Benaccio
      @Benaccio Год назад +6

      Doom star requiem

    • @IBeMelissa
      @IBeMelissa Год назад +15

      They cancelled this show at the worst time omg.

    • @doginhat13
      @doginhat13 Год назад +5

      Great news they're coming out with a series finale soon

    • @1objection
      @1objection Год назад +3

      ​@@doginhat13a movie in August

  • @Dicegremlin55
    @Dicegremlin55 7 лет назад +2019

    "What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?"
    He's not wrong, that's pretty religious.

    • @BonkHazard
      @BonkHazard 7 лет назад +58

      maybe its the question of where he got the wood of christ's cross from?

    • @Someguy_watchin
      @Someguy_watchin 6 лет назад +7

      I couldn’t even think of nothing to say to tht.

    • @danujus77
      @danujus77 6 лет назад +31

      Yeah thats pretty holy.

    • @TheCarlosCobain
      @TheCarlosCobain 6 лет назад +23

      Probably from the cross of christ.

    • @zeek7382
      @zeek7382 4 года назад +6

      666th like, fun😂

  • @bunny4780
    @bunny4780 6 лет назад +327

    "You are eating, A LOT of candy."
    "YOU DRINKS A LOTS OF BARBECUE SAUCE!"

  • @tylercasner7625
    @tylercasner7625 5 лет назад +690

    "Haha toki cant's read music!"
    "Can you?"
    "no, i have musics dyslecia"

    • @ultramatt9562
      @ultramatt9562 4 года назад +12

      Riff Lord
      The- Then how were you playing that song then?

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 4 года назад +13

      Honestly? I was just playing any note

    • @ultramatt9562
      @ultramatt9562 4 года назад +5

      Ian Finrir
      It sounded good

  • @skempy249
    @skempy249 11 лет назад +563

    "He slowly learns how to unplays the guitars"
    I'm dying :')

    • @goldpeen2661
      @goldpeen2661 2 года назад +17

      Worst part is the first take was clean and he just popped a string on the second one. My man did nothing wrong!

    • @mrdaym
      @mrdaym 2 года назад

      @@goldpeen2661 He has a really great piano teacher

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte 4 месяца назад

      @@goldpeen2661 Yeah he was doing pretty well lol

  • @foodank_atr817
    @foodank_atr817 5 лет назад +1056

    Swisgaar: "Religions don't exist, show me a miracle that religion exists"
    Nathan: "what about that Bible right there thats from a religion"
    Swissgaar:" well...maybe I re-evaluates my lifes then.. "

    • @OmegaChase1002
      @OmegaChase1002 2 года назад +42

      This man literally has a guitar made from the wood from the cross Jesus died on, and he wants to say there's no religion.

    • @EL-jq1sq
      @EL-jq1sq 2 года назад +24

      @@OmegaChase1002 Hey just because Jesus existed and died doesn’t mean people made a religion around him!

    • @OmegaChase1002
      @OmegaChase1002 2 года назад +3

      @@EL-jq1sq cap

    • @hectorbarrera8046
      @hectorbarrera8046 Год назад +1

      ​@@EL-jq1sq ... You just blew my mind.

    • @jaredgarcia8638
      @jaredgarcia8638 Год назад +1

      ​@@EL-jq1sqHoly crap. You're right.

  • @rockoperajon
    @rockoperajon 5 лет назад +343

    The fact that this show isn't getting a fifth season (or at least one more special to wrap up the story) is one of the biggest sins in television history.

    • @graciethebelle
      @graciethebelle 2 года назад +4

      HBO MAX is gonna host the final movie

    • @graciethebelle
      @graciethebelle 2 года назад +13

      @Mr. Foolish we don't know yet, the production of the movie was announced in May 2021, and considering the pandemic and the amount of time animation takes, it could be a year or 2. I'm sure there will be a release date soon enough.

    • @yer_old_pal_Jerky
      @yer_old_pal_Jerky 2 года назад +1

      @@graciethebelle Is this true?!

    • @_j_t_p_
      @_j_t_p_ Год назад

      adult swim died for its sins. peace, idiots

    • @judahenjoyseducation4549
      @judahenjoyseducation4549 Год назад

      you are in luck my friend. :D ruclips.net/video/uZcY88bMqHE/видео.html

  • @martyschriver
    @martyschriver 4 года назад +155

    "I hates you. Seriously"
    The fact that Skwisgar acknowledges that so matter-of-fact lyrics 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ddsvelder9866
    @ddsvelder9866 8 лет назад +1008

    I haves musics dyslexcia

    • @ChuckCanada1
      @ChuckCanada1 7 лет назад +7

      I was eating a hotsdogs, just puttin that out there.

    • @Oichief
      @Oichief 7 лет назад +5

      I could use that clever excuse

    • @speedkrieg99
      @speedkrieg99 6 лет назад +3

      Doctor Lieutenant Actually it exists look it up

    • @leszy2218
      @leszy2218 6 лет назад +6

      I Gots a cat in my lap he's a real cool cat!

    • @OmegaRedFan
      @OmegaRedFan Месяц назад

      Toki sining with the fish is so random to me 😂

  • @Lenape_Lady
    @Lenape_Lady 2 года назад +370

    Why do I always feel so bad for Toki? 😭 He’s got the sweetest brutal heart. The most brutal innocence. And why do they always say Toki sucks? No he doesn’t. He’s amazing. Stop stepping on poor Toki.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 2 года назад +101

      “Toki’s obviously writtens this comment trying to gets the sympathy.”

    • @phyrestorm999
      @phyrestorm999 Год назад

      @@crimsondynamo615 "I dids not! Go fucks a grandma, horse boys!"

    • @oome4323
      @oome4323 Год назад +21

      toki is like the metal version of Ringo Starr

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy Год назад +1

      @@oome4323 Talented and unappreciated? Look up "my drummer thinks ringo sucks?" on RUclips.

    • @alexisakins6281
      @alexisakins6281 Год назад +34

      They bully Toki because he's the youngest. He's also the one that, if anyone else outside of the band goes for, they fuck them up. People fuck with the others of the band constantly and unless it's Toki they don't care.

  • @CeeHoff
    @CeeHoff 8 лет назад +1030

    3:36 The war cry of a true Norwegian

  • @gabrielbjornursidae
    @gabrielbjornursidae 2 года назад +47

    Absolutely love how quick Skwisgaar was with, "NO I'M NOT!"

  • @Tsumami__
    @Tsumami__ 7 лет назад +543

    I want a compilation of Toki's traumatizing moments

  • @omarramirez1606
    @omarramirez1606 8 лет назад +465

    7:00
    Toki-"Are you a dentists?"
    Nathan-"No."
    Toki-"Well then SHUT UP!!" XD

    • @mscocorosie
      @mscocorosie 7 лет назад +38

      the way his voice goes up when he says dentist gets me every time.

    • @gustavochavarria8161
      @gustavochavarria8161 2 года назад +5

      Toki: And bys the way, teeths grows back!!

    • @evantambolang3052
      @evantambolang3052 9 месяцев назад +1

      Nathan: Uh, no they don't

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 8 лет назад +752

    Toki is so damn cute

    • @smileysatanson3404
      @smileysatanson3404 7 лет назад +19

      kimberly s so true😊

    • @therosaceous404
      @therosaceous404 6 лет назад +7

      kimberly s. Ik rite!

    • @iimwithstupid8595
      @iimwithstupid8595 6 лет назад +50

      He really is.
      *precious cinnamon roll...*

    • @sovietflareon7226
      @sovietflareon7226 5 лет назад +79

      He's the sweetheart of Dethklok, they even made an episode where he tried to be the most brutal member of the band, but he went back to the adorable guy at the end of the episode.

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 5 лет назад +2

      Youre not too bad yourself

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp 3 года назад +193

    "Okay, let me explains again, in prefectly clear Anglish- I want. Flies in. On. A dragons, okay?" is probably my favorite Skwissgism.

  • @ddsvelder9866
    @ddsvelder9866 8 лет назад +383

    You lady Skwisgaar NO AMS NOT

  • @ignisking759
    @ignisking759 6 лет назад +164

    9:02 "Popsicles are like drinking a glass of water"
    Related Quote:
    "Bleach is healthy.
    It's mostly water, and we're mostly water.
    Therefore, we are bleach"

  • @ReimondoCortexalotl
    @ReimondoCortexalotl 3 года назад +172

    2:20
    Nathan: Hey Toki, why'd you stop playing?
    Toki: I..have a confessions to makes. ..I can'ts reads music.
    Skwisgaar: Dudes, Toki can't read music. Hah! Little laugh!
    Toki: Can you?!
    Skwisgaar: ...No. I has music dyslekia, you know that. I..don't wish to talk about it.
    😂😭💀

    • @ladywartooth
      @ladywartooth 2 года назад +3

      Skwisgaar says "let's all laugh" not "little laugh".

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 11 месяцев назад +2

      "Wait then how are you playing that song?"

  • @darkursrike3161
    @darkursrike3161 5 лет назад +365

    Skwisgaar: u a lady
    Toki: No u
    Skwisgaar: triggered

  • @voxlvalyx
    @voxlvalyx 8 лет назад +303

    God damn I forgot how much I loved this show. I haven't watched it since I was fourteen. I remember Offdensen turning into a fucking badass around the time when the show got a half-hour time slot.

  • @ofallmyintention9496
    @ofallmyintention9496 7 лет назад +278

    It's as if Toki is the reserved younger brother of Skisgaar. Toki is always getting picked on and jeered by his 'older brother.'

    • @benjamincoffman261
      @benjamincoffman261 3 года назад +27

      Yea but Toki is the better player, thats the funny part. Definitely big bro lil bro dynamic though.

    • @Vocanimeify
      @Vocanimeify 3 года назад +13

      @@benjamincoffman261 skwisgaar always acts like hes way better though lol

    • @benjamincoffman261
      @benjamincoffman261 3 года назад +15

      @@Vocanimeify I know lol, he gets so jealous of Toki when Toki loves him so much. He loves his guitar yet hes better. But Skwisgaar Is hair metal so the fans are more adoring. They each have their own metal with Nathan being the death metal overtone so it meshes.

    • @Vocanimeify
      @Vocanimeify 2 года назад +2

      @@benjamincoffman261 so true

    • @graciethebelle
      @graciethebelle 2 года назад +7

      But God help them if anyone else gives Toki any shit lol

  • @admiralforged1613
    @admiralforged1613 3 года назад +56

    Every man has 2 moods: Swisgaar and Toki

    • @gargoyleguy
      @gargoyleguy Год назад +1

      Yeah.

    • @SéaFid
      @SéaFid 8 месяцев назад +2

      Not all. Some have Nathan or Pickles as "moods." I like Toki but cannot recall a Toki mood.

  • @AinsleyHarriott1
    @AinsleyHarriott1 12 лет назад +213

    I pissed myself when Skwisgaar screams NO I'M NOT at accusations of being a woman.

  • @TheGreatBonus
    @TheGreatBonus 9 лет назад +567

    I hate you. Seriously.
    Oke.
    Best moment

  • @liquidpotato365
    @liquidpotato365 7 лет назад +221

    You forgot about "stops copies me"

    • @justaformer11b95
      @justaformer11b95 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂 all the kids in my family say that after my brother and I were yelling it at each other. Lol

  • @malikfluker3862
    @malikfluker3862 6 лет назад +101

    "Lets me explains again ins prefectly clear anglish"

  • @sf90001
    @sf90001 8 лет назад +181

    you lady Skwisgaar! NO IM NOT!!!

  • @jackripper1181
    @jackripper1181 6 лет назад +120

    "he's is slowly learning how to unplayable the guitar"...lmao

  • @moshua
    @moshua 8 лет назад +193

    am you what are we is a Dethklok employeeeeeeee

  • @AriaAsacura
    @AriaAsacura 12 лет назад +267

    There is literally no 'best moments' or similar that does not include the "food libraries" from the first episode

  • @barryjohnson5288
    @barryjohnson5288 2 года назад +25

    Toki is Butters of Metalocalypse.

  • @ezodragon
    @ezodragon 12 лет назад +145

    "I hates you. Seriously."
    "Ok,"

  • @PinkManGuy
    @PinkManGuy Год назад +15

    0:30 I love how he'll taunt him for fifteen seconds straight but when he so much as responds with a flat "nou" he's so quick to defend himself lmao

  • @SalvēMundē
    @SalvēMundē 8 месяцев назад +9

    Learning a second language as an adult is just the process of sounding less and less like Toki and Skwisgaar in your target language.

  • @TheKrepen
    @TheKrepen 10 лет назад +133

    "allright poppscocles we can haves" xD so humble

  • @MetalGirlbuscus
    @MetalGirlbuscus 7 лет назад +72

    "Look at this ones, asleep in some bloods"

  • @sakellarioudimitris7439
    @sakellarioudimitris7439 5 лет назад +76

    3:36
    Toki: EOYOYOYYYYYY
    *Toki fails and destroys Pickles' drums*
    Pickles : AAAAAAA F#€k you!!!!!
    Good job Brendon Small, you did a great job 👏🤣

  • @Acesahn
    @Acesahn 2 года назад +16

    I love how calmly yet assuredly the line "He will die without safety briefing," is delivered!

  • @martinmcneal2778
    @martinmcneal2778 4 года назад +37

    Toki's version of the tooth fairy is so awesome. Or should I say...
    Brutal.

  • @spice_cake
    @spice_cake 6 лет назад +91

    6:58
    "Are you a dentist?"
    I just loved how he said it XD

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 6 лет назад +11

      Red Hunter “no…”

    • @spice_cake
      @spice_cake 6 лет назад +16

      Crimson Dynamo “well then shut up!!!” XD

  • @midnightcthulhu5551
    @midnightcthulhu5551 10 лет назад +107

    "music dyslekskia"

  • @ghosti5367
    @ghosti5367 3 года назад +16

    "ok, lets me excplains again in perfectly claar english"

  • @Jason97
    @Jason97 5 лет назад +51

    0:27 Toki has a cereal box with his face on it in his basket.

    • @lola.cruz916
      @lola.cruz916 4 года назад +6

      He has to eat what he endorses I guess lol 😆

  • @Mellie
    @Mellie 4 года назад +39

    9:22
    "I would eats a hotdogs, just putting that out there..."
    And thus begins our perilous descent into the world of Dethklok, slash fan-fiction.

  • @bernardopena1601
    @bernardopena1601 Год назад +5

    Can't believe these clips are from 15 plus years back.

    • @headshotmaster138
      @headshotmaster138 Год назад +2

      I remember it like it was yesterday when I first saw this show as a 9 or 10 year old.

  • @ericjohnson3336
    @ericjohnson3336 7 лет назад +34

    "You ladys skwisgar..." "NO I'M NOT!"

  • @MasterFlores35
    @MasterFlores35 2 года назад +26

    The way Skwisgaar says popsicle is the best 🤣🤣🤣

  • @viperina2347
    @viperina2347 10 лет назад +90

    "Am you what are we is a Dethklok emploee?" HAHAHAHHAHAHA priceless :')

  • @shinyhandman6464
    @shinyhandman6464 2 года назад +63

    My theory: before Toki became their new rhythm guitarist and Magus was their rhythm guitarist, I believe that Magnus bossed skwisgaar around and tried to tame his guitar skills even though when we now know that skwisgaar is deemed the best and in the song “The Hammer” Magnus’s guitar riffs sounded evil and I think he was leading in that song considering he named the song after himself. When Magnus was kicked out, I guess this gave skwisgaar and the band a sense of freedom now that they can play how they want and in Doomstar Requiem, Skwisgaar says that they don’t need another guitarist but we know how that ended and I also think that Magnus’s bossy attitude rubbed off on Skwisgaar, Thus giving us the character we know today

  • @leafloev
    @leafloev 9 лет назад +157

    "We gots to cuts out thems Carkobydrates."
    "Yeah no more of thems Carbokycrats"
    xD

    • @leiram8833
      @leiram8833 6 лет назад +4

      Omg u like Gorillaz & Metalocalypse?

    • @_BubbleFox_
      @_BubbleFox_ 6 лет назад +6

      What are Carcomymrates?

    • @Yewtewba
      @Yewtewba 6 лет назад +2

      GoodlyBubble145 Like bread and paper towel

  • @OttoMannShrimpire
    @OttoMannShrimpire 5 лет назад +24

    It's called a GROCERY STORE you *düßbeeeigz*

  • @pianospawn1
    @pianospawn1 12 лет назад +45

    "GETS THIS GUY OUT OF HERE, FIND ME A DRAGON"

  • @wickedamoeba8719
    @wickedamoeba8719 6 лет назад +48

    Aww! They fight like brothers!

  • @1r3n3
    @1r3n3 4 года назад +19

    6:17 skwisgaar's diva energy :'DDDDD

  • @marajade2932
    @marajade2932 7 лет назад +26

    I like that folk song they play..

  • @metaldad2441
    @metaldad2441 8 лет назад +95

    lmao carcobydrates and popscockles, gets me every time

  • @docjeckal8870
    @docjeckal8870 4 года назад +17

    "most brutal moments"
    "UNDERWATER FRIENDS"

  • @shuttlechief
    @shuttlechief 7 лет назад +39

    "Am you, what are we, is a dethklok employeeeee?" english, is, a great amount of correctness

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr 5 лет назад +14

    You are....eating.....a lot of candy
    *toki trembling with anger*
    Hahahha

  • @giantlobsterboy644
    @giantlobsterboy644 4 года назад +12

    Toki's descent into the deep and his Underwater Friends song was my FIRST exposure to Metalocalypse.

  • @benjamincoffman261
    @benjamincoffman261 3 года назад +8

    "I hate you, seriouslys."
    "Ok"

  • @mrgamerguy-yt1fy
    @mrgamerguy-yt1fy 2 года назад +33

    "i have a confestions to makes, i cant read music" "ha toki cant read musics" "can you?" best comeback toki couldve ever come up with

  • @danny_decheeto8300
    @danny_decheeto8300 Год назад +5

    This show is unreasonably funny

  • @AcidAroma
    @AcidAroma 5 лет назад +37

    I’d Die for Dethklok. Bring them back!

  • @kobold7466
    @kobold7466 2 года назад +11

    toki is my favorite since he actually seems like hes not a psycho like some of the other band members atleast not as much

  • @mitchelltheawesome1
    @mitchelltheawesome1 2 года назад +13

    1:35 is my favorite Skwisgaar moment, hands down.

  • @leszy2218
    @leszy2218 5 лет назад +17

    7:53
    ,,Am you what are we is a Dethklok employeeeeeeeee"

  • @LethalSky22
    @LethalSky22 4 года назад +37

    "Are you telling me they didn't have Dragons?"
    "They never had Dragons."
    "Who didn't?"
    "The world!"
    Lol That shit had me cracking the fuck up.

    • @allenfox7186
      @allenfox7186 3 года назад +6

      Get this guy out of here find me a dragon!

  • @Vocanimeify
    @Vocanimeify 3 года назад +13

    TEETH GROW BACK!!! Dont u remember being a little kid when ur teeth would fall out and grow back so u could put the old ones unders the pillow so the ancient norsk god orthar the tooth collector can come by and give you a pickle vickle??? >:(

    • @joshgellis3292
      @joshgellis3292 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻🇺🇸 “It has a toothpick…🤨” 🇸🇪

  • @omelettedufromage11
    @omelettedufromage11 Год назад +5

    8:16 That's the voice Brendan Small uses for the character of Tiny on Comedy Bang Bang. His appearances on the show as Victor and Tiny are some of my favorite moments of CBB, Brendan Small is so freaking hilarious

  • @furioussherman7265
    @furioussherman7265 5 лет назад +18

    3:07 The sound whenever someone swears on the show.

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
    @skwisgarskwigelf7191 5 лет назад +37

    3:36 Toki’s war cry 😂

    • @treyboldon1999
      @treyboldon1999 2 года назад +3

      I was trying to find that stage fight scene by itself on RUclips

  • @Anonymous221
    @Anonymous221 4 года назад +14

    How could you forget their "Stops copies me!" Moment?

  • @SavviQuasiDolceyyeevk
    @SavviQuasiDolceyyeevk 8 лет назад +99

    anyone else notice how the cereal in toki's basket has toki on the box?

    • @omarramirez1606
      @omarramirez1606 8 лет назад +18

      Toki finally gets some recognition. :)
      They do Skwizgarr and the others a lot more than they do Toki.

    • @matthewiler7094
      @matthewiler7094 7 лет назад +4

      Savvi QuasiDolce I was just about to say that!

    • @SavviQuasiDolceyyeevk
      @SavviQuasiDolceyyeevk 7 лет назад +6

      lol sorry!! HAve u ever seen these guys live? pretty fuckin amazing! toki's my favorite though! ^-^

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 6 лет назад

      Well they are Maletalocolypse so they all besides murderface have stuff like that

  • @hotheddfever4783
    @hotheddfever4783 7 лет назад +49

    LEDIES TAMPOONS

  • @whereami8301
    @whereami8301 6 лет назад +9

    My lungs unsbuzzle, the air from the earth...
    ...as I can breathe...
    ... it.

  • @jacobsanchez9815
    @jacobsanchez9815 5 лет назад +8

    “Get this guy out of here! Finds mes a DRAGON!!!

  • @DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth
    @DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth 4 года назад +8

    skwisgaar complaining about lack of dragons lmao

  • @EGV88
    @EGV88 16 лет назад +39

    "Oh and by the way: teeths grow back!"
    LOOOL

  • @PicklesTheDrummerCom
    @PicklesTheDrummerCom 11 лет назад +51

    Huh, that's sweet. I have to get drunk again,

  • @9Astrid7
    @9Astrid7 12 лет назад +34

    "My lungs unsbuzzle the air from the earth, as I can breathe… it. Period."
    holy shit xD

  • @Matii-w4q
    @Matii-w4q Месяц назад +1

    I could watch Toki and Skwisgaar headbanging a thousand times

  • @theannouncer5538
    @theannouncer5538 4 года назад +7

    “Popscockles we can have”😂😂

  • @omarramirez1606
    @omarramirez1606 8 лет назад +19

    4:34
    Dethklok-Crush my battle opponent's balls
    In case anyone is wondering.

  • @albertjester
    @albertjester 12 лет назад +21

    3:35 toki has best battle cry

  • @SilasMortimer
    @SilasMortimer 8 лет назад +73

    Stops copies me!

  • @aeroblu2002
    @aeroblu2002 Год назад +6

    I love how there's all this violence, sex, and shit, yet they draw the line at swearing, lol

  • @sweethomecalifornia2520
    @sweethomecalifornia2520 16 лет назад +26

    Hail to the two sexiest metalheads EVER. ^^

    • @musiciangal02453
      @musiciangal02453 3 года назад +8

      Finally someone who agrees! I knew I wasn't the only one to think Toki and Skwisgaar are the hottest guys in Dethklok on top of being the most hilarious 😂

  • @lorenobrien5274
    @lorenobrien5274 4 года назад +6

    “You’s a danger of putting us to asleep. I would have brought a sleepings bag I know this guys was going to show up”

  • @haerfgvbag7050
    @haerfgvbag7050 5 лет назад +3

    I need to rewatch this show

  • @austinwagner3256
    @austinwagner3256 2 года назад +15

    I went to the humane society 3 years ago to get a cat and wound up with 2. I had no idea what to name them but then remembered who the best duo in comedy/animation history is, and named them accordingly

  • @jasmeg2844
    @jasmeg2844 3 года назад +5

    Ok, let me explains agin, in prafectly clear Anglish; I wants, flies in, on, a dragins, ok? How many times I got to tell this peoples?!!!

  • @RAKUENPARADISE
    @RAKUENPARADISE 4 года назад +14

    When Toki said *AIEEEIIOOEEEE* I felt that

  • @lmaodeathtime3279
    @lmaodeathtime3279 2 года назад +4

    "you lady skwisgar >:(" "NO I NOT"

  • @BakaTheStruggler
    @BakaTheStruggler Год назад +3

    "Look at this ones. Asleeps in some bloods."
    I'm dead! 💀