Tried to calculate how many calories were in this beast. Couldn't calculate the topping because they didn't give quantities for the total amount, but the cheesecake has roughly 55,300 calories.
@@touchdown7-d4r Can you stop advertising Christianity?I don't wanna seem rude,But im lowkey getting tired of seeing these everytime i go to a Tasty video.
Well, you asked so I shall answer: There are 55,434 calories in the cheesecake: 7080 from the crackers 5670 from the butter 480 from the sugar 0 from the NaCl 31040 from the cream cheese 4450 from the Sour cream 2345 from the heavy cream 1365 from the flour 2880 from the eggs 120 from the vanilla extract 4 from the lemon zest Curiosity solved
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"This looks like a Beach." "When the wave just-went away." "And your sand castle got destroyed because you weren't paying attention." "And your mom said it was time to go home-" "But you dont wanna go home.." What a mood.
The calories is giving : 120 Graham crackers - (59*120) = 7,080 7 stick of butter - (810*7) = 5,670 = 12,750 calories 10 cups of sugar - (773*10) = 7,730 50 tbsp of butter - (102*50) = 5,100 320 ounces of cream cheese - (97*320) = 31,040 5 cups of heavy cream - (479*5) = 2,395 10 cups of sour cream - (445*10) = 4,450 3 cups of flour - (455*3) = 1,365 A pinch of salt - 0 10 tsp of vanilla extract - (12*10) = 120 40 eggs - (155*40) = 6,200 Zest of 4 lemon (3*4) = 12 = 58,412 calories 5 tbsp of corn starch - (31*5) = 155 1.5 cup cranberry juice - (58.5*1.5) = 88 .5 cup sugar - 386.5 A lot of strawberry ???????? = 629.5 + ????? Calories Total = 71,791.5 + ???? Calories It's his mistake that he didn't mentioned the amount of strawberries.... It would help me in calculating the calories accurately..... At least praise for my long time affort.... Please
Dang that looks amazing but I wish it could be shared with your friends or families, it was really nice seeing their reaction to your giant foods back then. Hopefully the pandemic ends soon, stay safe!
@@beerozell362 oh, my bad. well, learning feels good especially when i really know that the things that im taking notes on right now is applicable in the near future as an engineer but damn, they teach with fear and intimidation. hence, my failing grades. im trying tho
@@LexLuthorn Making everyone else happy is a heavy burden. Learning feels good for me too. One degree isn’t the destination. It’s the starting line. Good luck my friend. 😆⚡️
I love watching this series, especially for all the Alvinisms that Alvin shares with us and his giant culinary creations. I especially love it when he & Inga create together in the kitchen!
Alvin: a dropout from engineering school Me: an engineering student (degree, and last semester) Maybe i should dropout too and send a resume to Tasty 😼😼
Guys, this is called " ratio and proportion" in Mathematics. Alvin do the math after all. Cooking with math. I love it. Hoping for More! Do dumplings! Like Inga do!
Alvin is one of my favorites and he's making a cheesecake my FAVORITE type of cake that i had a slice of yesterday! i like how he talks to his food cuz i do too! like if you love cheesecake!
I love it how he shows almost everything like even like when something goes wrong the first time he shows that he doesn't show only the things that goes right
1:53 In the great words of Michael Scott “Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.” 😂
Hey everyone if you want to make a giant cheesecake here's the recipe: Crust: 120 graham crackers 7 sticks (3 1/2 cups) melted butter 10 tbsp white sugar 2 tbsp salt For the batter: 320 oz (20 lbs) cream cheese 5 cups heavy cream 10 cups sour cream 3 cups flour 1 pinch kosher salt 3 1/3 tbsp vanilla exract 40 large eggs 4 lemons (zest) Strawberry glaze: 5 tbsp cornstarch 1/2 cup strawberry/cranberry juice 1 cup strawberry/cranberry juice 1/2 cup sugar 4 tbsp corn syrup 5-10 lbs strawberries (i do not know how many he put lol) i hope this helps even though he shows the recipe
"This looks like a beach... And your sandcastle got a destroyed... And your mom says it's time to go home.... And you don't wanna go home.." Alvin, sweetie, are you ok???
I love this guy, like honestly don’t ever think about replacing him
Ikr
I agree
@Vixen thanks for this!! Literally just subscribed lol
@Vixen Thanks! I've just finished watching all of his tasty videos, now I can keep watching! 😂
Fr replace him I’m unsubbing, never watching RUclips again, and breaking my phone. (Love exaggerating ✨)
Hey people at tasty .... Do not ever stop this series .
@@lxvliiq4647 You just copied a word from the dictionary, me too
Ur comments were 25 mins ago
@@lxvliiq4647 what does that mean???
Just saying
Ikr
I love how they put the measurements for everything like people will actually make this
Trust me there is someone in this world with enough money and time to do this.
ahahahahh
Hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahahahh
@Antonio Duarte wait did u really
@Antonio Duarte Lol. Wow the commitment
honestly alvin is the most wholesome person ever. naming his food, thanking his appliances, funny, a good cook...
THE KING IS BACK WITH HIS SHOW
YES
Aaaah ! 😝
Chat hi puck upp
Purrrrrr
And probably a lot of more chesse cake eating before the next one
If giants take over, Alvin’s got a job as their cook.
Attack on titan irl
@@ethancebi7718 a cultured weeb lmao
lol
@@Mymy-di7bp weebs are already cultured, so your reply is redundant.
@@laxmansaravanakumar8480 _Play the theme song right now-_
Alvin: *lists the whole enormous amounts of ingredients he used*
Also Alvin: "pinch of Kosher Salt 👌🙂"
Alvin don't need to go to the gym he gets his muscles from stirring 30 pounds of batter
Right😂❤️
I bet that’s true
and he gets it all the fat back after
And mixing and kneading all the other heavy stuff
and punching meatball meat
pasta dough
rice
bread
brioche dough
marshmallows
etc
Hear me out:
Giant gingerbread house
This is a great idea!!
that’s gonna be such a pain to put together and decorate lol
That sounds awesome tho
Could be a Christmas special or something
one a person can go in 🤯
This can be a Christmas special ❤️
Tried to calculate how many calories were in this beast. Couldn't calculate the topping because they didn't give quantities for the total amount, but the cheesecake has roughly 55,300 calories.
Jesus f*cking christ
Omg that is so much
I feel like obesity is gripping into me just reading that
that’s like... enough calories for a bit over a month
Well if giants take over the world at least Alvin still has a job.
Almost the entire world: Kilometers per hour
Alvin: Lasagna per cheesecake
America be like: haha miles go brrrrr
@@internetchocolate6733 wow a joke about the imperial system so original
YES
@@Poop-lq6gv what was the reason
Lol
Alvin: this structure is 75% ---
Ad cuts him off: Old navys holiday sale has everything 75% off
Omg I got the same ad
Lmao
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine everyone there being like: oh gods he’s back, get the big stuff, fill the fridge, we’re gonna be here a long time
God and Jesus love you and they are the only way to Heaven repent Jesus is coming
@@touchdown7-d4r Can you stop advertising Christianity?I don't wanna seem rude,But im lowkey getting tired of seeing these everytime i go to a Tasty video.
@@herbcookie2961 agreed
this is not the place for it 😭😭
@@herbcookie2961 thank you for speaking out
@@touchdown7-d4r as much as I’m an Orthodox person myself, it would be sinful to advertise such stuff on a food channel
Well, you asked so I shall answer:
There are 55,434 calories in the cheesecake:
7080 from the crackers
5670 from the butter
480 from the sugar
0 from the NaCl
31040 from the cream cheese
4450 from the Sour cream
2345 from the heavy cream
1365 from the flour
2880 from the eggs
120 from the vanilla extract
4 from the lemon zest
Curiosity solved
I don't even want to know how you figured that out 😅
That's a looooooot :/
Holly calorie
What’s NaCl
@@Hello-fh9eu salt
Alvin : i dont even wanna know how many calories are in there
Also Alvin : let me know in the comments below
5,670 approx. (butter only)
@@adamemac dayumn
There are 47,700 in total
@@zacharyshen811 the comment below this said 55,400 something and they gave the calories for each ingredient
@@zacharyshen811 really
him: “lift with your legs not your back”
also him: *proceeds to lift with his back*
Well if giants take over the world at least Alvin still has a job.
Lol yes 🤣🤣🤣
lol
Underrated comment
@@walkingaroundwhilemakingso1886 huh
not if. when.
I’m surprised Alvin hasn’t even made a giant chocolate chip cookie on the show yet
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@@bubbamane2311 no shut up
@@madaraUchiha-gv5dx :(
@@bubbamane2311 just dont beg
@@madaraUchiha-gv5dx Just shut up and keep your opinion to yourself
"This looks like a Beach."
"When the wave just-went away."
"And your sand castle got destroyed because you weren't paying attention."
"And your mom said it was time to go home-"
"But you dont wanna go home.."
What a mood.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT HA!! 😂😂
@@shaeebaee6423 XD RIGHT! I was expecting the comments to be filled with this comment but I WAS WRONG! The mood needed to be seen to the world
Things got from 0 to 100 real f*cking quick
He was having flashbacks
@@adarabrownluv yeeerpp thinking of when he had to leave his sand castle HAHHA
"That got thick, mega quick."
- Alvin Zhou, 2020
creepy i read that as he said it
Lol
The calories is giving :
120 Graham crackers - (59*120) = 7,080
7 stick of butter - (810*7) = 5,670
= 12,750 calories
10 cups of sugar - (773*10) = 7,730
50 tbsp of butter - (102*50) = 5,100
320 ounces of cream cheese - (97*320) = 31,040
5 cups of heavy cream - (479*5) = 2,395
10 cups of sour cream - (445*10) = 4,450
3 cups of flour - (455*3) = 1,365
A pinch of salt - 0
10 tsp of vanilla extract - (12*10) = 120
40 eggs - (155*40) = 6,200
Zest of 4 lemon (3*4) = 12
= 58,412 calories
5 tbsp of corn starch - (31*5) = 155
1.5 cup cranberry juice - (58.5*1.5) = 88
.5 cup sugar - 386.5
A lot of strawberry ????????
= 629.5 + ????? Calories
Total = 71,791.5 + ???? Calories
It's his mistake that he didn't mentioned the amount of strawberries.... It would help me in calculating the calories accurately.....
At least praise for my long time affort.... Please
Appreciate the time you took to write and calculate this.
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This needs to be the top comment
Wooooo chillll...now I don't want to eat chesse cake anyone
*commits not praise*
ha
FINNALY MAKE IT BIG IS BACK I DONT EVEN CARE IF I DONT LIKE CHEESECAKE I MISSED THIS SERIES
YESSS
SAMEE
Wait,you don’t like 🧀🍰?
Same except that I do like cheesecake
@@tahmidzaman6738 nope lol
When your mom says you can only eat 1 cheesecake
why haven’t people liked?!
i did lol
Haha lmao
Lame
Ferg is that you?
Looooooooooool🤣
I love how they give us the measurements like we are gonna do this 😂
Ikr
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭💀
And some episodes he tells us "don't try this at home!" lol
We might
I will someday
Alvin: Makes enormous foods
Grandma: Finally, a worthy opponent...
Lol
👵👵
Granny somehow always reins supreme.
“Our battle will be LEGENDARY!!!”
@@hoodz1178 hahahahaha
ALVIN:- that's a lot of calories.
PRODUCER:- that's a lot of money.
Your mom: That isn’t enough food.
Plot twist: ALVIn Is A TAstY ProDuCER
they have 20 million subscribers, I don't think they care about the price.
alvin IS the producer
@@talhakhalid3144 you saw it coming
r/woosh
This is how many people want Alvin to make the biggest waffle ever made in the world
👇
yes
It might have to be the biggest pancakes cause you make waffles you need a waffle iron
Yassss
Nancy Johnson even better, it’s more content and views if he makes his own waffle iron lol
@@nancyjohnson7147 he already made pancakes for the try guys
He should make a giant dish for Gordon Ramsay one day and see what he thinks 😂😂
Truee 😂😂😂
True
It’s raw!!!!
yeah a giant scotch egg
Oh my god yes
Alvin: Bakes a 50 pound cheesecake
Also Alvin: Worries about the calories in 7 sticks of butter.
5,670 🤭🤭 that gives me anxiety
@@carafischer1229 total is 55,300 (enough for about 4 weeks 1,975 per day)
@@gerardwaysbloodynut i just meant for the 7 sticks of butter but that number is even worse
Lololl
Total = 84 914 calories
Average recommended caloric intake
- woman: 2 000, thus 84 914/2 000 = ~42 days worth of food.
- Men: 2 500, thus 84 914/2 500 = ~34 days worth of food.
Calculation breakdown (as per recipe given)
Gram cracker base
Total = 9 758 calories
- Graham crackers = 3 600
- Butter sticks = 5 670
- Sugar = 488
Cheese cake
Total = 57 626 calories
- sugar = 7 740
- butter = 5 000
- cream cheese = 31 752
- heavy cream = 4 000
- sour cream = 4784
- flour = 1 365
- vanilla extract = 125
- eggs = 2860
Topping (assuming glaze recipe multiplied by at least 10, likely more)
Total = 17 530 calories
- Cornstarch = 152 x 10 = 1 520
- Cranberry juice = 58 x 10 = 580
- Sugar = 387 x 10 = 3 870
- Corn syrup = 260 x 10 = 2 600
- Strawberries (approx. 250) = 8 960
Wow 🤩
Wow strawberries almost 9000 calories
So if he were to eat this alone, and only this, it would take 34 days.
(Under the assumption he's taking the recommended calorie amount)
I make videos 😅
That's 30000 more than the comment above, oh god i feel so fat reading this
She may be the “Cheesecake Queen,” but this man is the Cheesecake *god*
True
Her prayers have been answered then
That’s most correct thing I’ve ever herd
"What is a queen to a god?"
Don't call any human GOD
Love that Alvin's sharing mini life stories about him like how he sold boba tea and stuff😂😄
Alvin: “this feeds a family of four”
Me: “ are they giants?”
Lol🤣
I think he meant the slice he took
Probably titans lol
This feeds one Matt Stonie
Lmao should‘ve said four families
Alvin: We are gonna be making a giant cheese cake.
Alvin: Why?
Alvin: Because I like cheesecake. Enough talking.
Who doesn't like cheesecake?
I make videos 😅
@@tigo9328 Shut up
I read your comment just as Alvin said it haha
@@tigo9328 Shut up
The best line in 2020: This is like a zen garden, but you can eat it.
I always appreciate how he always thanks and acknowledges everyone that helped with the recipes. It's refreshing to hear others be appreciated
“Soft, fluffy, *crust is nice* “
alvin you didn’t even *touch* the crust on the cheesecake.
lmao!
That was soooo bothering me
Even I was thinking that
I was thinking that too!
Obviously he was talking about upper crust
They possibly can't expect us to believe that He's really gonna finish ALL THAT by himself 😂
Nah im gonna steal it from them and eat it
@@Amelie6678 not if I do it first! >:3 *runs to his house* gImMe ThAt CaKe BoI
@@snowwolfthewolf9498 😂
Couldn't he share it with family
Since like its family
@@Mynameishere3 probably not because he might not live with them and it would still be dangerous
Absolutely not
I did not to expect you to be here
*In Darth Sidious voice* Do it
Do it, David. Come on, you love cheesecake 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hi!
Well i guess then we will have to torture you for the next 6 months 😂😂😂😂
That amount of strawberries is like heaven to me.
I love strawberries.
alvin: "soft, fluffy, crust is nice"
also alvin: doesn't eat the crust on that bite -_-
Nah He Got A Nibble
@@topramen5884 why is every single letter capitalised in your sentence lmao
Some bot stole your comment, like word for word, emoticon for emoticon. Like exactly the same
Thebaseelan Thebasavagam It's A Bad Habit I'm Addicted To Using The Little Button
Came to say the same thing
We can finally hear and see Alvin talk again! The last time i saw him was in that 100 hour brownie video.
"this is like a zen garden... but you can EAT it"
guys, this is why we love alvin 😂
@Alejandro Paredes I didn't see that comment, I would never copy someone else's comment purposefully
🛸 Nee, dit is niet de trailer voor de nieuwe Star Wars. Wat dan wel? Check 't morgenochtend!
DONT STOP THIS SERIES PLEASE!!!! I LOVE ALVIN SOOO MUCH. HE IS REALLY ADORABLE WITH ALL HIS CUTENESSS
"Why am I making a giant cheesecake? Because I like cheesecake."
Wise words.
I make videos 😅
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How does this man look like he doesn’t gain any weight from all that junk food?
He probably walks to the edge of the universe and back
When he makes the massive food its equivalent to 80 hours of weight lifting at the gym
Bruh I hope you do know there’s something called...
✨exercise✨
I have a fast metabolism making me lose weight faster then I gain Alvin could have that to perhaps..
He eats very less carbs , only for dinner I think and exercises two hours a day
Tasty- Alvin make “insert literally anything”!
Alvin- I NEED LASAGNA
Alvin: all professional and fancy
Also Alvin: gonna add this corn starch thing
“This structure is 75% complete and 75% stable” I don’t know why I laughed so much at this
Tasty: Making a 50 pound cheesecake
Me: And this ladies and gentlemen is why I was brought into this world...!
Pog
Poggers
"Don't spill cream everywhere Alvin, that would be bad."
top 10 speeches
3:29
His face😂
Adorable🤧
Please don't ever stop these series!
And don't replace Alvin! Like ever. He's the best.
No one:
Literally no one:
Alvin: “stop dropping food on the floor you dummy”
0:54 The blender beatboxes better than me 😂
I make videos 😅
@@tigo9328 me too?
The smile he had as he said “This is only a quarter of the ingredients.” Is the most nervous smile I’ve ever seen
Dang that looks amazing but I wish it could be shared with your friends or families, it was really nice seeing their reaction to your giant foods back then. Hopefully the pandemic ends soon, stay safe!
he really said, " i dropped out of engineering school"
asian parents really want their kids to be doctors or engineers,
i feel like dropping out too
What sparks you?
@@beerozell362 failing grades and fear-motivated classes
@@LexLuthorn I mean. What feels good?
@@beerozell362 oh, my bad. well, learning feels good especially when i really know that the things that im taking notes on right now is applicable in the near future as an engineer but damn, they teach with fear and intimidation. hence, my failing grades.
im trying tho
@@LexLuthorn Making everyone else happy is a heavy burden. Learning feels good for me too. One degree isn’t the destination. It’s the starting line. Good luck my friend. 😆⚡️
I love watching this series, especially for all the Alvinisms that Alvin shares with us and his giant culinary creations. I especially love it when he & Inga create together in the kitchen!
Lactose intolerants could never imagine digesting thing...
You're mistaken I could, tho I would feel bad for my toilet.
I would eat this knowing imma cry later but with no regrets
You are severely mistaken. Best believe I would eat now, ask questions/deal with the consequences later.
I am not lactose intolerant myself,but my friends who are are truly miserable.
@@jeannielebeau900 Lol. I can imagine that. Dairy products that are a bit more solid aren't as bad on me, but they take a more gradual toll.
Alvin: It’s time to go further beyond!
Weebs watching: I see you are a man of culture!
I was thinking Unus Annus enthusiasts but ok
you know, you'd think that alvin's dad would say: "lift with your legs, not your back." 7:09
but no, alvin's dad says: "das a lotta stuff" 6:32
LOL!
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@@lachef_dicasa.6419 ok then. hey! u got sum nice stuff on ur channel! NOICE
Das alot a damage
Alvin gets so deep into the baking that he ends up telling his childhood stories 💀
alvin : drops a strawberry at 9:10
us : *expects him to put it back*
alvin : WENT STRAIGHT INTO HIS MOUTH
"I like graham crackers a lot."
-Alvin 2020
Alvin takes a bite: soft fluffy crust is nice
Me: wait, did his fork even reach the crust?? Lol
Lol🤣🤣
Lol no he didn't
he meant the crust on the outside i think
@@annalee1847 but the square he ate from had no crust on the sides lol
Lol
Alvin: a dropout from engineering school
Me: an engineering student (degree, and last semester)
Maybe i should dropout too and send a resume to Tasty
😼😼
Hahahaha
Do it
lol i mean do whatever u want bro
Guys, this is called " ratio and proportion" in Mathematics. Alvin do the math after all. Cooking with math. I love it. Hoping for More! Do dumplings! Like Inga do!
I feel as if you were called “dude” by Alivin is a life goal!
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OHHHH I've missed this! On my page, it said "1 minute ago"
Alvin is one of my favorites and he's making a cheesecake my FAVORITE type of cake that i had a slice of yesterday! i like how he talks to his food cuz i do too! like if you love cheesecake!
*cool*
I make videos 😅
ok boomer
if you didn't care why did you read it and reply
@@tigo9328 cool ill check em out
“we’re going to slowly add this cornstarch mixture”
*pours the whole thing in at once*
I love it how he shows almost everything like even like when something goes wrong the first time he shows that he doesn't show only the things that goes right
“I dropped out of engineering school so..”
Me: That’s not a really asian thing to do
I’m half Indian and half Korean I’m still in middle school so let’s see what happens when I get to university hopefully at UFT 😂😂😂
It's a very asian thing to say. I didn't drop out but I know a lot of people that did because they were burnt out
I missed you Alvin. I was enjoying those nino’s home style videos though.
Alvin: “It’s time to go even further beyond.”
Me: “Unus Annus Unus Annus..!”
Both Alvin and Mark dropped out of Engineering school too
@@paulettuce yeah mark was *almost* an engineer lol
I’ll miss that channel 😢
@@KristenRobertskris10lr me too 😢
Memento Mori, friend
this looks like a beach
me: automatically thinks of me and my friend calling each other beaches
Bruh
OMG same haha 😂😂😂
Instead of beach me and my friends call each other benches
Alvin: "gonna add this cornstarch mixture slowly"
Also Alvin: "proceeds to dump the whole bowl in at once"
ALVIN: I LIKE CHEESE CAKE ENOUGH TALKING LET’S GET INTO IT
ME: OK, DON’T REALLY NEED AN EXPLANATION 😅
Why caps lock
Yeah
1:53
In the great words of Michael Scott “Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.” 😂
I love how he is so excited for every move he's doing, it makes me more interested in this season of make it big
"How many pounds of strawberries was it?"
*counts*
"A lot"
🤣🤣🤣
When Tasty's views go down:
"MAKING IT BIG!"
7:01 “that was definitely not one of the walls breaking”
me: attack on titan? which wall, maria? rose? sina?
🤣🤣🤣
That's what I thought about too😂😂
LMFAOOOOO
I’m happy the weebs are here too :>>
Loll same
Hey everyone if you want to make a giant cheesecake here's the recipe:
Crust:
120 graham crackers
7 sticks (3 1/2 cups) melted butter
10 tbsp white sugar
2 tbsp salt
For the batter:
320 oz (20 lbs) cream cheese
5 cups heavy cream
10 cups sour cream
3 cups flour
1 pinch kosher salt
3 1/3 tbsp vanilla exract
40 large eggs
4 lemons (zest)
Strawberry glaze:
5 tbsp cornstarch
1/2 cup strawberry/cranberry juice
1 cup strawberry/cranberry juice
1/2 cup sugar
4 tbsp corn syrup
5-10 lbs strawberries (i do not know how many he put lol)
i hope this helps even though he shows the recipe
I don't think anyone's gonna make this, but this solves my curiosity
Alvin: "I dropped outta engineering school."
Me: Unus Annus war flashbacks
Memento Mori.
memento mori.
5:22
Hi!!! 😊 if you like, go to my channel and subscribe I would be very happy! I'll wait for you😊🤞🤞👩🍳
The true flashbacks came when he decided to go further beyond
6:33 I seriously thought he was gonna say, "Now that's a lot of damage"🤣🤣🤣
I am a simple person.
I see Alvin, Inga, Rie or Alexis,
*i click, hun*
Yes.
Me too
I would add Ali as well and all set
I would add Ali as well and all set
Alvin saying it can feed a family of 4
Me: that is only for 1 person
"This looks like a beach... And your sandcastle got a destroyed... And your mom says it's time to go home.... And you don't wanna go home.."
Alvin, sweetie, are you ok???
The difference between alvin at home and alvin at tasty’s
Tasty: *"building walls"*
Me, a latina: *IMMEDIATE FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE*
this is so underrated
BYEKASJSJS
At the end I honestly thought they were gonna give it to a food bank but then he said “I have a lot of cheesecake to consume” and I was like: oh...
Alvin: (telling a story while stirring the dough)
Alvin: I don’t know where I was going with that
Me:are u okay 💀
I think a lot of repressed memories are coming up in this series. Good thing he makes giant comfort food
Don’t you mean crust?
@@juliapoconnor4429 nope
99.99% of comments: THIs iS WHy wE LOVe ALViN
0.1%: Actually commenting how many calories there are like he asked to say...
thx for twelve likes :'D
Correction 0.01 😂🤣
I love how tasty shows how much amounts of each ingredient is there like someone will actually make this 50-pound cheesecake
I actually did the math of how many calories are in this cheesecake (hopefully I'm not too far off):
Crust:
7224 kcal - 120 graham crackers
4877 kcal - 7 sticks of butter (24 oz or 680 g)
490 kcal - 10 tbsp sugar
0 kcal - 2 tbsp salt
Total: 12 591 kcal
Batter:
31 026 kcal - 320 oz cream cheese
4550 kcal - 10 cups sour cream
4045 kcal - 5 cups heavy cream
1706 kcal - 3¾ cups all-purpose flour
2940 kcal - 40 large eggs
120 kcal - 10 tbsp vanilla extract
11 kcal - 4 tbsp lemon zest (zest from 4 lemons)
0 kcal - 1 pinch kosher salt
7740 kcal - 10 cups sugar
5100 kcal 50 tbsp butter
Total: 57 238 kcal
Glaze: (actual measurements aren't given but I estimate that the total glaze was about 8 batches of Alvin's measurements)
1200 kcal - 40 tbsp cornstarch
1200 kcal - 12 cups cranberry/strawberry juice
3096 kcal - 4 cups sugar
1984 kcal - 32 tbsp corn syrup
912 kcal - 8 pints of strawberries (estimate again)
Total: 8382 kcal
Normal cheesecake: 3948 kcal (based off of The Cheesecake Factory's 12 slice-cheesecake and Nutritionix's kcal/cheesecake slice)
GIANT cheesecake: 78221 kcal!!
(about 20x the size)
Netflix: are you still watching?
Her: 12:09
The sand castle story was really sad 😂
Him: we’re back with a LITTLE bit more strawberries
Me: sure a LITTLE
3:29 HIS FACE WHEN HE THOUGHT THAT HE SCREWED UP HAHAHAHAHA