Family Guy Sexual Jokes The Best Of Part 3

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @CastonSigauke
    @CastonSigauke 2 года назад +963

    Who else but quagmire

  • @qinshihuang8414
    @qinshihuang8414 2 года назад +593

    " i did gegoogoty that girl i geshmogityed her gafflavity with my googas and i'm sorry"😂👌

    • @jackuzi8252
      @jackuzi8252 2 года назад +22

      Echoes of The Greaseman, who did a radio show in the 80s and 90s all about sex, but with nonsense words to get past the FCC.

    • @simalukic146
      @simalukic146 2 года назад +1

      Qin Shi Huang 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MoMo-00
      @MoMo-00 2 года назад +13

      Is that supposed to be Bill Clinton?

    • @qinshihuang8414
      @qinshihuang8414 2 года назад +4

      @@MoMo-00 yes

    • @jackuzi8252
      @jackuzi8252 2 года назад +6

      @@MoMo-00 Yes, it's a direct take on his response to allegations that he was intimate with Monica Lewinsky.

  • @izzy3166
    @izzy3166 2 года назад +460

    Quagmire sooo deserves his own show! 😂

    • @RodneyYone
      @RodneyYone Год назад +14

      YEAH,,,, BUT,,,IT WOULD HAVE TO BE X RATED!!!!

    • @izzy3166
      @izzy3166 Год назад +10

      @@RodneyYone lol. Not really. Definitely for ADULT SWIM category. Lol

    • @HonestBro_
      @HonestBro_ Год назад +5

      Is this was 10-15 years an Quagmire tv show would’ve been just fine

    • @amandabrady1305
      @amandabrady1305 Год назад +1

      Real he should have his own show

    • @W81Researcher
      @W81Researcher Год назад +5

      Instead they gave us a Cleveland 🤮

  • @pieter913
    @pieter913 11 месяцев назад +51

    0:49 "i'm afraid to touch anything else" got me fr

  • @okmppppp
    @okmppppp 2 года назад +366

    Brian hitting on Lois 😂

  • @Hourglass_FNF
    @Hourglass_FNF Год назад +72

    "could i wam my oingo boingo into your velvet underground" killed me😂😂

    • @RODNEYONEIL-yi6gn
      @RODNEYONEIL-yi6gn Месяц назад +1

      "YEAH,,,"THAT,,"WAS A,,"GOOD ONE,,, FOR SURE "!!!!

    • @RODNEYONEIL-yi6gn
      @RODNEYONEIL-yi6gn Месяц назад +1

      "BUT,,THEN,, AGAIN,,"BY,,THEN,,,THE,,SEASON WAS,,,"PRETTY MUCH,,,"OVER "!!!!

    • @realStevenWalk
      @realStevenWalk 29 дней назад

      Wham! is the name of the band

  • @ShadowBlack090
    @ShadowBlack090 Год назад +19

    3:35 is priceless. Typical quagmire byt still makes me laugh. "I deal with her in the morning." 😂

  • @gordonwilliams7667
    @gordonwilliams7667 11 месяцев назад +10

    When Quagmire’s underwear hits Peters face I lost it 😅😅😅

  • @xenonbot2449
    @xenonbot2449 2 года назад +169

    Brian going to Basement is just 😂

  • @nielsdorhout058
    @nielsdorhout058 Год назад +34

    The carpet joke is stuff of legend 😂

  • @arjunshaji676
    @arjunshaji676 2 года назад +89

    The world's best television series💀

  • @HARBRINGERZERO
    @HARBRINGERZERO Год назад +37

    What if Quagmire had gotten the spin-off instead of Cleveland?

  • @simalukic146
    @simalukic146 2 года назад +83

    6:39 No! I Wasn't Asking Your Permission
    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @simalukic146
      @simalukic146 2 года назад +5

      7:02 What?! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @simalukic146
      @simalukic146 2 года назад +4

      7:04 Shut Up 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Rosawuzhere
      @Rosawuzhere 7 месяцев назад

      Rape!

  • @CIA833
    @CIA833 7 месяцев назад +4

    2:12 the Mexican guy reaction still make me DEAD ROLLING😂😂😂

  • @mq46312
    @mq46312 2 года назад +46

    Lol no surprise most of these feature Quagmire.

  • @chandalisande5095
    @chandalisande5095 2 года назад +63

    Yes Peter that's hot I'll deal with that in the morning 😂

  • @troyferguson6628
    @troyferguson6628 Год назад +16

    The tearing up the carpet was great!

  • @skullyskaric7779
    @skullyskaric7779 3 месяца назад +4

    3:33 when the dog been barking all night long nonstop for hours

  • @goose4150
    @goose4150 Год назад +16

    4:40 best pool line ever

  • @salt4821
    @salt4821 5 месяцев назад +10

    0:42 drake's bus 😂😂

  • @cypheru5
    @cypheru5 2 года назад +26

    1:33 I just understood what happened there

  • @Lunar_fox27
    @Lunar_fox27 2 года назад +79

    Quagmire at the end I cannot🥲

  • @jonathanlitz2018
    @jonathanlitz2018 Год назад +5

    0:45 i think quagmire upgraded that mobile home with those 😂

  • @tranha3616
    @tranha3616 Год назад +14

    Cant believe cleveland got his show and quagmire doesnt 😂

  • @grimreaperbs1876
    @grimreaperbs1876 4 месяца назад +9

    Alright, we going brazilian 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisc475
    @chrisc475 Год назад +10

    The expression on President Quagmires face as he apologises is just perfect. I geschmoigled her gaflavity with my googus. And I am sorry.

  • @RWAC685
    @RWAC685 2 года назад +36

    Peter Shut Up, It’s 3 In The Morning! Joe Is The Best.

  • @okmppppp
    @okmppppp 2 года назад +65

    “What do you think?!” 😂

  • @creeper_tvi
    @creeper_tvi 7 месяцев назад +5

    "Could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @axostierIV
    @axostierIV 7 месяцев назад +3

    "Could i wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground?"
    I used this quote on roblox and i'm getting banned for 3 days 💀

  • @VuqarStyle
    @VuqarStyle Год назад +17

    0:49 Do something
    i'm afraid to pressing anything else 🤣🤣

  • @billboshoff
    @billboshoff Год назад +20

    Herbert falling off the ladder is a Fawlty Towers gag🤣🤣

    • @dangallagher256
      @dangallagher256 Год назад +4

      No it's Animal House

    • @grahamdrummond2412
      @grahamdrummond2412 2 месяца назад

      ​@@dangallagher256and Faulty Towers, my first thought tho was Bluto from Animal House 😊

  • @yellowfrog2259
    @yellowfrog2259 2 года назад +15

    4:41 lmao

  • @ethanmiller2932
    @ethanmiller2932 2 года назад +14

    Be the best hooka you can be, In your case you should get the money up front 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @arthouston7361
    @arthouston7361 2 года назад +6

    That is so funny to see Bill Clinton with quagmire's shaped head. The words were hysterical.

  • @Sarpiente
    @Sarpiente 4 месяца назад +5

    1:55 RED PILL moment

  • @randypennington7837
    @randypennington7837 2 года назад +14

    What about the couch @ Quagmire's weekend place w Peter?😅🤣😂

  • @WindVillage
    @WindVillage Год назад +2

    "Dog with a bone" should be Brian's go to phrase when hes in the mood.

  • @ocsrc
    @ocsrc 6 месяцев назад +1

    Mr. Herbert is funny. Quagmire and Herbert really makes the show

  • @_School_boy_Zen_
    @_School_boy_Zen_ Год назад +3

    The ending😭😆😂🤣

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville5828 2 года назад +3

    Thank-you

  • @theeclectic2919
    @theeclectic2919 11 месяцев назад

    These are good, but you need to work on your audio. Leveling audio isn't hard to do, but it's definitely necessary. Listening to the ups and downs of a loud clip, then a soft clip, then a loud clip, over and over is annoying. (I'm not trying to bash your channel. I'm just trying to help.)

  • @austindurham5736
    @austindurham5736 Год назад +4

    Party like its 9 lmao

  • @AdHater
    @AdHater Год назад +4

    Do we really need all the Cartoon Family Dads in there??

  • @kundaliniairport
    @kundaliniairport Год назад +3

    Oingo boingo
    .
    .
    speechless

  • @Noahblitz378
    @Noahblitz378 9 месяцев назад +1

    I'LL DEAL DEAL WITH IT IN THE MORNING!! 😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣🤣😅😆😅

  • @petergibney8412
    @petergibney8412 Год назад +7

    Brian hitting in Lois 😅😅😅😅

  • @ChankiManoban7
    @ChankiManoban7 Год назад +1

    Double it and give it to the next person 🤣

  • @Jackscat123
    @Jackscat123 Год назад

    2:11 do you guys know what music are they using?

  • @richardbalderas2408
    @richardbalderas2408 7 месяцев назад

    I love when Bobo makes that face..

  • @lukevidal2986
    @lukevidal2986 2 года назад +3

    My eyes it burns

  • @Istillexist1
    @Istillexist1 2 года назад +10

    6:33 funniest part

  • @angel.mo0n8
    @angel.mo0n8 2 года назад +14

    1:30 I still don't get the "Alriiight we're going Brazilian

  • @huckleberry12
    @huckleberry12 Год назад

    what is audio anyway?

  • @aheroictaxidriver3180
    @aheroictaxidriver3180 4 месяца назад

    I can't believe Brain didn't want the ball.

  • @Noahblitz378
    @Noahblitz378 9 месяцев назад +2

    ALRIGHT WE GOING BRAZILIAN

  • @thetoiletinspector6878
    @thetoiletinspector6878 2 года назад +3

    oh..Oh..OH..SHAZAAAAM

  • @ramakrishnans888
    @ramakrishnans888 5 месяцев назад

    O captain my captain...from dead poets society 😂😅

  • @itamarkafri1855
    @itamarkafri1855 2 года назад +2

    can someone tell me which episode is it when peter dampet louis in the past and she married quagmire?

  • @iyvanlopez4425
    @iyvanlopez4425 3 месяца назад

    3:50 got me dying🤣🤣

  • @Stimulation334
    @Stimulation334 9 месяцев назад

    Part 4

  • @joaquinhernandez3132
    @joaquinhernandez3132 6 месяцев назад

    Yeah i remember Cartoon Familily Dad, It was a good show back in 200X in dimension 12, when bill murray was our president and slurpees taste like tabaco.

  • @NathanetX
    @NathanetX 7 месяцев назад

    Oh Gosh Peter, It's just a prostate exam!

  • @BiteMe5664
    @BiteMe5664 Год назад +1

    Lois was never planning on having sex with Bryan. She just likes teasing him.

  • @povertygulchhomestead6788
    @povertygulchhomestead6788 2 года назад +1

    The rock plus lol🤨🤨🤨😂😂😂

  • @Cruv-Gooberanimated-v37
    @Cruv-Gooberanimated-v37 6 месяцев назад +1

    2:33 and 3:26 is a story

  • @thesleepiestkitty
    @thesleepiestkitty 11 месяцев назад

    i don't understand the innie and outie joke 😂

  • @ronshupe9905
    @ronshupe9905 Год назад

    Who remembers where Abner came from, she was always one of the funniest ladies on Bewitched, of course Abner made her funny

  • @trevorj3838
    @trevorj3838 2 месяца назад +1

    What did she tell him about the carpet?

    • @LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken
      @LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken Месяц назад

      “can you help me strip/remove my carpet” “carpet” is a euphemism for pubic hair.

    • @RyuìheinXheiìyné
      @RyuìheinXheiìyné Месяц назад

      Can't believe this was a kid's show 💀💀

    • @lewisjohnston7077
      @lewisjohnston7077 Месяц назад

      ​@RyuìheinXheiìynéfamily guy was never a kids show

    • @RyuìheinXheiìyné
      @RyuìheinXheiìyné Месяц назад

      @lewisjohnston7077 That's why my neighbor's kid would watch that when he was alone ☠☠

  • @awkwarddrawings
    @awkwarddrawings 7 месяцев назад

    No way I laughed at that 😂 3:00

  • @Truthfulness10
    @Truthfulness10 11 месяцев назад

    I don't understand why Brain went to basement? I didn't get the S. Joke. 😅

  • @Reddest1000
    @Reddest1000 2 года назад +20

    2:40 & 3:34 Lol 😂

  • @tfgreenplanespotter9231
    @tfgreenplanespotter9231 3 месяца назад +1

    0:08 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ocsrc
    @ocsrc 6 месяцев назад

    Remember in the 50s, 60s and even the 70s when people would come home and get naked ?
    So many men would come home from work and take off their clothes and sit in just their boxers.
    It was completely normal.
    It was a much opener society.
    People didn't see the human body as " dirty "

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 Год назад +5

    Cartoon family dad

  • @JamesPlew
    @JamesPlew 9 месяцев назад

    A sale on super shakers 😂

  • @kidkique
    @kidkique 4 месяца назад

    one's an innie one's an outie

  • @ivanerokhin9105
    @ivanerokhin9105 2 месяца назад

    Decided to find out about Kelly Preston and it turns out she died. What the hell.

  • @Eduardo-wp7gh
    @Eduardo-wp7gh Год назад

    u do the wrong cut so many times

  • @ua_dancer
    @ua_dancer Год назад +1

    Please, adjust volume.

  • @tser1983
    @tser1983 Год назад +1

    Family dad😂😂😂

  • @ItsIfrah
    @ItsIfrah 5 месяцев назад

    Omg Lois and Brian..

  • @majorpayne100
    @majorpayne100 2 года назад +9

    Not a kids cartoon

    • @Sparky_D
      @Sparky_D 2 года назад +12

      It was never meant to be. Adults need comedy too

    • @owlbelieveit6811
      @owlbelieveit6811 Год назад

      I developed a Major Payne in my head after reading your comment. DURRR.

    • @TND12
      @TND12 Год назад

      @@Sparky_D thats what u call comedy ?

    • @Sparky_D
      @Sparky_D Год назад +1

      @@TND12 yep. I guess you must just not be much fun and live a boring life.

    • @lewisjohnston7077
      @lewisjohnston7077 Месяц назад

      It's a adult cartoon

  • @XZeroOneArmour
    @XZeroOneArmour Месяц назад

    one's an indian, one's an audi....megs knockers.size ...yeah.. but how does the joke relate ?😆

  • @metalfury225
    @metalfury225 5 месяцев назад

    il y a des trucs que je ne comprends pas mais bon.

  • @VixenSkyfront
    @VixenSkyfront Год назад

    4:24 this position is funny 😂

  • @antonymaina7423
    @antonymaina7423 Год назад

    6 great seconds

  • @zerkfitting
    @zerkfitting Месяц назад

    GIGGITTY!!

  • @philk1853
    @philk1853 2 года назад +44

    When Family Guy was great with non-woke writers

    • @philk1853
      @philk1853 2 года назад +7

      @Tejesh Patel A pathetic answer, but one to be expected from wokies

    • @philk1853
      @philk1853 2 года назад +6

      @Tejesh Patel Even using the terms you lot took from your "opponents" -- laughable, but sums you all up. Pathetic I said...and you're proving that correct ! 🤣🤣 You one of the woke writers ? It'd explain why they're so bad

    • @rexfreeman4981
      @rexfreeman4981 2 года назад +5

      @@philk1853 I think your mate left

    • @marcusgonzales2984
      @marcusgonzales2984 Год назад

      Lol all y'all boomer trumper's just love to say the word woke right?

    • @billyskittles1036
      @billyskittles1036 Год назад +6

      🙄 Dude, please stop. Stop with this anti-woke stuff. It’s really getting old.

  • @Sakyo597
    @Sakyo597 Год назад

    Quagmire has a sister and a deaf brother

  • @GumballWeek
    @GumballWeek Год назад +1

    0:20 _le momento_

  • @luckyloonie1359
    @luckyloonie1359 4 месяца назад +1

    5:55 I wish I was a bankster & also work in investment banking for a bottomless wallet💰... Just want to get CRA💸 off the back of working class...#TDBank🌎💘💰

  • @ryanhicks888
    @ryanhicks888 11 месяцев назад

    Giggity giggity

  • @bsjddjk
    @bsjddjk 5 месяцев назад

    5:58 this shit is wild

  • @haroldbirge6881
    @haroldbirge6881 Год назад +1

    🏆🍀👀😆✌️

  • @simalukic146
    @simalukic146 2 года назад +8

    6:28 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ocsrc
    @ocsrc 6 месяцев назад

    Poor Brian.

  • @tommiatkins3443
    @tommiatkins3443 Год назад +7

    You can't make shows like this these days...you'd get executed. It's wokism gone mad.
    Oh...they still make them...? I'm just going over here to examine my wasted years of ranting about woke.

  • @GodsLonliest
    @GodsLonliest 6 месяцев назад

    4:41 lmfff

  • @IMLITERALLYTHATCHAD420
    @IMLITERALLYTHATCHAD420 8 месяцев назад +4

    (Not for snowflakes)