I am convinced that, with how many times someone with the last name Rodriguez pops up in this channel, I am convinced that either 1) The Rodriguez superfamily has a monopoly on spaceflight, 2) This all takes place in the same narrative universe, or 3) it's the last name of the person writing these
To me, it's like going to Ancient Egypt and meeting a "Jeff". It doesn't seem very creative. All these fancy names for aliens and yet after thousands of years, people are still calling themselves "Smith", even though blacksmithing is incredibly antiquated. At the very least, the names or pronounciation should have evolved over time like Smiff or something.
You know? While these may be AI narrated, there is no way this is written by AI. Something this outrageous and funny could only come from a human mind. One that is psychotic and twisted by definitely drinking too damned much truck stop strength 2 a.m. coffee and eating greasy truck stop chilli laced with liberal amounts of Frank's Red Hot hot sauce.😳
At the very least, the author is using a generator for names. These stories keep reusing the same pools of character names for both humans and aliens. Also, the is the second story where a quantum physicist named Patel enthusiastically wrote equations on the ceiling. The main reason I think it's a human author (or a human author using AI to accelerate output) is that they loop back to their same favorite gags more than I would expect an AI to do.
Sounds like both r/HFY and r/humansarespaceorcs. Go visit them, you can read them before the AI channels get to them to post them. And, go give the writers some love. They need it.
@@gmchris3752 You don't necessarily have to use an AI generator for names. If you're churning out a lot of these stories and they're all slightly interconnected, you make a cheat sheet so that you can try to keep them straight.
It appears that individuals are not fully comprehending the rapid advancements in artificial intelligence. With the aid of a concise story framework, AI can effectively combine words in various styles, such as professional, friendly, or even hillbilly, to create a coherent narrative. Notably, it can generate the same story while presenting it from the perspective of a scientist or a vagrant. This comment was generated by artificial intelligence.
Ok, you won me at pan galactic gargle blaster. Aliens will learn what it means having their brains smashed by a slice of cheese enveloped on a thick gold bar
" truck stop strength 2 a.m. coffee and eating greasy truck stop chilli laced with liberal amounts of Frank's Red Hot hot sauce.😳" is there any other way ?
Here's a funny story about the superiority of duct tape.. Mum bought a holder/fastener thing for her parasol on her balcony, the parasol kept tipping over in the wind, no matter how tight we screwed it in, I even manged to screw it so tight the parasol rod started bending under the pressure.. so, I used a crushed beer can as spacer, and duct tape to secure it in place, the damn thing haven't moved a fraction of a inch for 5 years by now, still going strong. (Did wrap some string around it to make it look nice though, but I assure you, the string is only decorative)
I cant get over how funny it would be if when we finally make first contact, earth is declared one of the safest planets in the universe. It would be so embarrassing explaining to an alien who's planet rains lava 24/7 that we thought we were a death planet!
@@druncle1977its the basis of the aliens in HFY we assume the other planets with live are similar They need a similar % of water we asume They need unstable tecntonic plates to have a electromagnetic fields to protect it from the sun storms we assume They need to be in surface to have more technology for fire we assume They cant be too safe since it needs evolutionary pressure we assume The aliens would have a similar personality since we assume that the winner between species in their planet would be cooperstive and compeittive
Some of this stuff is like the time during the Gulf war we turned a defense trench into a very comfortable latrine. Even had a portable table to hold your coffee cup while you were..busy.
Australia we Americans go to Florida for vacation. It looks safe but we enjoy a good breeze nothing like a Tropical Storm the only thing I hate is the lack of wind for a week or so after it hits
lol, i lived up in tennesse for a time and we get the occasional terrible tornado, you see tourists visiting family or just there, running and knocking on houses for shelter, then you got us, tennessian just casually sippi9ng on a beer on the porch watching the carnage, until you know, we are practically kissing the vortex hello
yeah, but what do you do if you don't like coffee, which i don't, to get my caffeine buzz, i make a slurry out of sugar and instant tea, equal parts of both and then between 2-4 cups of water, it is a major buzz, provided you can keep it down, NO, REALLY, TRY IT I ***REALLY*** do this. 👍👍👍
Coffee is how Americans get their caffeine, along with a good chunk of the rest of the world. Britain, along with many of its former colonies, do it with tea. It’s not a competition exactly- whatever works for you, go for it! You’re a human, you need your caffeine.
If you just have the slightest bit of knowledge about neutron star gravity and the atmospheric pressure of gas giants, this story is so far above exaggeration that it becomes just.. well, stupid. Love the story though, but it's a bit over the top.
I am convinced that, with how many times someone with the last name Rodriguez pops up in this channel, I am convinced that either 1) The Rodriguez superfamily has a monopoly on spaceflight, 2) This all takes place in the same narrative universe, or 3) it's the last name of the person writing these
Yes, yes , yes
Rodriguez and Smith. Two names that take up 90% of the names in the future.
Statistically if I remember right Mexicans actually have the most kids in the US
To me, it's like going to Ancient Egypt and meeting a "Jeff". It doesn't seem very creative. All these fancy names for aliens and yet after thousands of years, people are still calling themselves "Smith", even though blacksmithing is incredibly antiquated. At the very least, the names or pronounciation should have evolved over time like Smiff or something.
You know? While these may be AI narrated, there is no way this is written by AI. Something this outrageous and funny could only come from a human mind. One that is psychotic and twisted by definitely drinking too damned much truck stop strength 2 a.m. coffee and eating greasy truck stop chilli laced with liberal amounts of Frank's Red Hot hot sauce.😳
At the very least, the author is using a generator for names. These stories keep reusing the same pools of character names for both humans and aliens. Also, the is the second story where a quantum physicist named Patel enthusiastically wrote equations on the ceiling. The main reason I think it's a human author (or a human author using AI to accelerate output) is that they loop back to their same favorite gags more than I would expect an AI to do.
Sounds like both r/HFY and r/humansarespaceorcs.
Go visit them, you can read them before the AI channels get to them to post them.
And, go give the writers some love. They need it.
the way you know it's the pan galactic gargleblaster.
@@gmchris3752 You don't necessarily have to use an AI generator for names. If you're churning out a lot of these stories and they're all slightly interconnected, you make a cheat sheet so that you can try to keep them straight.
It appears that individuals are not fully comprehending the rapid advancements in artificial intelligence. With the aid of a concise story framework, AI can effectively combine words in various styles, such as professional, friendly, or even hillbilly, to create a coherent narrative. Notably, it can generate the same story while presenting it from the perspective of a scientist or a vagrant. This comment was generated by artificial intelligence.
Ok, you won me at pan galactic gargle blaster. Aliens will learn what it means having their brains smashed by a slice of cheese enveloped on a thick gold bar
It's a slice of lemon actually.😅
I've been kinda proud of our Category 13 Deathworld status. 😊
And duct tape is a handyman's secret weapon!
I agree... On both counts! 😂
" truck stop strength 2 a.m. coffee and eating greasy truck stop chilli laced with liberal amounts of Frank's Red Hot hot sauce.😳" is there any other way ?
Here's a funny story about the superiority of duct tape.. Mum bought a holder/fastener thing for her parasol on her balcony, the parasol kept tipping over in the wind, no matter how tight we screwed it in, I even manged to screw it so tight the parasol rod started bending under the pressure.. so, I used a crushed beer can as spacer, and duct tape to secure it in place, the damn thing haven't moved a fraction of a inch for 5 years by now, still going strong. (Did wrap some string around it to make it look nice though, but I assure you, the string is only decorative)
I cant get over how funny it would be if when we finally make first contact, earth is declared one of the safest planets in the universe. It would be so embarrassing explaining to an alien who's planet rains lava 24/7 that we thought we were a death planet!
I'm fairly sure we're gonna be pretty average.
@@druncle1977its the basis of the aliens in HFY we assume the other planets with live are similar
They need a similar % of water we asume
They need unstable tecntonic plates to have a electromagnetic fields to protect it from the sun storms we assume
They need to be in surface to have more technology for fire we assume
They cant be too safe since it needs evolutionary pressure we assume
The aliens would have a similar personality since we assume that the winner between species in their planet would be cooperstive and compeittive
"Best Drink in Existence." Its effects are similar to "having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."
Best one I've come across in quite some time. I'm not usually one for daft nonsense, but this hit my monty python sweet spot.
Some of this stuff is like the time during the Gulf war we turned a defense trench into a very comfortable latrine. Even had a portable table to hold your coffee cup while you were..busy.
"This is great."😂
Australia we Americans go to Florida for vacation. It looks safe but we enjoy a good breeze nothing like a Tropical Storm the only thing I hate is the lack of wind for a week or so after it hits
lol, i lived up in tennesse for a time and we get the occasional terrible tornado, you see tourists visiting family or just there, running and knocking on houses for shelter, then you got us, tennessian just casually sippi9ng on a beer on the porch watching the carnage, until you know, we are practically kissing the vortex hello
Really funny. Well done again.
Great ride Jamie & Prim before long you both are going to be more comfortable
Nice to see the Coopers Hill cheese rolling included.
19:58 okay thats freaky! The scientist with the head on back wards.
Super cool. I dig the vibe.
coffee
ductape
doggos
The memefication of HFY is making it stagnate.
Simply brilliant 😅😅😅
...want to grab some coffee sometime?❤
Just too funny!! Well done!
This is fucking amazing 😂🎉 well done
These are definitely the best stories. Daft is my sweet spot 😂
Excellent
If you can't fix it - duct it.
I finally am satisfied. Human creativity blows AI Away. This writer is great. Unique stories with twisted hitchhikers guide to the galaxy humor.
yeah, but what do you do if you don't like coffee, which i don't, to get my caffeine buzz, i make a slurry out of sugar and instant tea, equal parts of both and then between 2-4 cups of water, it is a major buzz, provided you can keep it down, NO, REALLY, TRY IT I ***REALLY*** do this. 👍👍👍
Coffee is how Americans get their caffeine, along with a good chunk of the rest of the world.
Britain, along with many of its former colonies, do it with tea.
It’s not a competition exactly- whatever works for you, go for it! You’re a human, you need your caffeine.
They believe it is "Normal" therefore it is!
Another sport is where people purposely throw themselves down a hill and first one down wins
😂👍🍵
Human: 8.2? Huh... Ok, hold my beer.
GC: PANICS!
Bob's your uncle is a phrase I have only heard Brits use
It's pretty well used across Commonwealth countries.
Bloody hot n yes everything in Australia can kill u so in the theme who wants to visit lol AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI
If you just have the slightest bit of knowledge about neutron star gravity and the atmospheric pressure of gas giants, this story is so far above exaggeration that it becomes just.. well, stupid. Love the story though, but it's a bit over the top.
You need duct tape, a paper clip, and used chewing gun.
Their/them Sick of the woke crap