These Times Signs are Absolutely Hilarious
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- Опубликовано: 21 апр 2023
- These Times Signs are Absolutely Hilarious
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2:13 used to drive by that sign 3-4 times a year and always wanted to correct the grammar. You’re Now Beyond Hope. It’s the sign you see when you have passed the town of Hope Arizona.
Thanks. I was wondering if it was the one in Arkansas.
@@elizabethsohler6516
If it _were_ ...
If you’re scared half to death twice, you’re still 25% alive.
That was my thinking and I failed maths
You make a valid point.Note:, I also failed math.
4:00 If you are "on call" at this level, and without a specific clause in your hiring contract about this, you should, by many state laws, be paid for every hour that you are "on call." Check your labor laws.
or @ least get a free damn phone with unlimited service.I would need a sat. phone
I saw a story about Murphy, the bald eagle that was incubating a rock. He lived in a rehabilitation center and had lost his mate, but he still wanted to be a daddy so he incubated rocks. Finally the people got the bright idea of seeing what would happen if they paired him with an orphaned bald eagle chick. He took to it right away and the chick grew up (with very minimal human interaction) and was able to be released back to the wild. I think they did that again afterwards with the next orphaned chick they got too!
Yup. Here's a quickie on Murphy:
ruclips.net/video/ztIOXpXgQDs/видео.html
23 minutes. Is the command to stop Gort from destroying the Earth. The day the Earth stood still.
Actually, it was to let Gort know that Klaatu was dead.
19:55 whoever thought the sign up for Macca’s at Yass definitely thought it through, photos of that sign have been shown around the world a gazillion times. Free advertising world wide.
One time I saw a sign that was advertising something about food and at the bottom it said: do not lick this billboard
X 0:58 ,😂 1:13 2:02 2:03 ,,
Even funnier that Horni Police is not a police station.That was a photo of the railroad depot in Horni Police, Czech Republic.
I found a sign in the woods here in England that said "press CTRL to crouch"
3:50 looks like a nice place to work where your boss considers you have no life beyond your job. He probably whines that he has to pay his employees too.
Yeah. I doubt there's anything about being on call in their contracts and they aren't being paid for it either, because no business that is following the law would be that unprofessional about it.
@ 8:05 I can relate to that, me & the missus went on one of those riverboats, had to go & found the loo, gee's it looks small, the bowl, oh well bottoms up (or down) pulled the chain and it started overflowing, ohhhh ohh, it's blocked, sneaks away to port to get to starboard and act if nothing has happened, lol
1:43, I have ideas. I love it. lol
Ducks are not killed to make duck tape. Ducks use it to keep their feathers on.
Ducks also use it to wrap around the bills of noisy ducks... you know who you are!
“Free Snowman” 😂
My son is planting a garden, loved the cow seeds sign, want to get some....lol
Way better than the pet rock and it sold millions !
0:50 😀And I thought we British were the arch-exponents of understatement!
Oh, I wouldn't say that......................
17:39 I love how he has on sunglasses for the Mustang (super cool)
Whenever someone puts up a sign that says, "Don't", it's because someone did.
@9:00 I’d give him some money just for his amusing creativity. 🤣
The word salad at 6:52 - did Yoda write that?! 😂
some great ones that made me lol
26:56 Love it! Others are > a hoot too!
How do you stop a moose from licking your car?😂those things are enormous!
The pregnancy sign was 👍
Love your witty humor. Herpes Pizza "I'm not That hungry."
That's exactly what someone would say if it was a body
Love the Drag Queen one in Texas
He was really pointing out his own stupidity. Betting he moved here from California.
Sorry I'm not American. Mind to explain?
Love the video Thanks
Whichever way it was meant, its still supposed to be "you're" beyond hope 😂
I noticed you put a couple of things up twice
Wow, thanks for that, it's really appreciated
4:53 The way the Tories have evolved in recent years, this is exactly what they are heading for by 2025.
It isn't real unfortunately. All politicians lack common sense as we know well, but this un's made up.
27.35 we wont tell anyone that its the swingers capital ,lol.
1:10
Blue : well now i cant buy some sticks and leafs for my nest.
@10:10 I’ve seen this question before. The answer is you are left with one fourth of your life. After the first scare, the remaining half is cut in half.
I'm gonna get Cha get Cha get Cha get Cha!!!
3:55 That's just So Abusive ! Seeing that, EVERYBODY should start turning their phone OFF as they leave at the end of their shifts. Another option is to BLOCK all call from the job. That's a sigh of VERY bad planing from that Gary.
11:05 Fact : There are times when rabbits do hunt, kill and eat foxes.
31:53 Durian. My question is how and more importantly why did someone find out which of the 30 types are edible?
2:15 *"Your"* now beyond hope? Have we really become this ignorant to spelling and grammar? This sign was drafted, created, and installed, with NO-ONE noticing the error?
I know of one person who won't be joining the Guns & Sand Club anytime soon...
Anakin Skywalker
What, you’re kidding, right? A two year old toddler would see that it’s a car running over a pedestrian.
Now, @ 04:04... are your grandchildren safe with you, since you are saying that?
11:00 Where’s the Holy Hand Grenade when you need it?
And though shall counteth to 3 🤣🤣
I managed not to laugh too much In fact I made it till 25:09 but that one really sent me over the edge. Why?
Most of these signs were created because someone did it…
20:30 eating out
at 1:37 , when I grow up , i want to be just like me !!
@8:00 Signs similar to that one should be posted at airports.
If poop can only be 6" long...does this mean you have to put the excess back?
The sign with the 2 bicycles heading towards each other probably means traffic goes in both directions. I guess.
UGH i was in a shop the other day and was startled to hear music you could only hear on college radio after 11pm AS MUSAK
4:46 wouldn't that double the amount of homeless
5:02...Must be that Christian filleted Chicken place.
@3:55 Business 101 The higher the profits, the more people can be hired.
at 20:25 , im not a Gynaecologist, butt i'll take a look !
1:53 No shit!
16:19 What, fired for spelling "unforeseen" incorrectly?
24:11 It's the LHC, Large Handlebar Collider.
28:35 My mother was from Penisarwaun, Gwynedd, North Wales. (It's pronounced "Pennis - R - Wine."
7:42. That's just ridiculous. Everyone knows that Bigfoot doesn't live in Texas! That's the Boggy Creek Monster, or the Goatman of Lake Worth (a Ft. Worth lake).
@14:35 Not Alabama, but possibly Rhode Island or New Jersey, where incest is legal.
Nice if they got the grammar correct in “your now beyond hope. It should be “you’re” as it’s supposed to be ‘you are’.
'Always give 100% at work' would have made more sense if 'Always' was not included.
22.28 watch out for drunk katie price on road.
3.21 ok,hmmm, wonder who took over from mr heffner?
Got a huge kick out of your channel. But PLEASE give a few extra seconds to read the long signs. Not all of us are speed readers. Thanks. And no, pausing it just makes the words blurry.
What's with the TOPS being cut-off?
Here’s your sign!!!
I’m actually surprised that all the places actually exist!
PS: besides the ridiculous town that I cannot enter the name here
The husband might have won the dispute, but it was still his fault! (Guaranteed)
What about Rep Santos he was a Drag Queen and he is a politician albeit not for much longer?
4:47 lengthwise so they are beside themselves, or heightwise to make the problem smaller?
EXCELLENT!
Ughh... Kansas City
A woman could find that restaurant no problem
@11:35 How is a sign like that enforced?
Not the best video quality but the ones I could read were good.
I wish Spell check could actually spell before it checks! It screws up the spelling every time!
Why the comment beneath each photo?
I would watch another video but the music is driving me nuts.
Turn off the sound. I do it all the time, works well.
What/where is Whenua?
Apparently "land" in Maori (New Zealand). [I had to look it up.]
Recycling isn’t always a good thing…
Well, my (grand) children would also be safer with a drag queen than with a rapist or a mass murderer, but I would not give them to any of those....
Signs are funny, although there are a few repeats, annoying music, inane commentary.
Attention Town of "Hope". Your grammar is beyond hope. It should read: "You're" which means "You are". Sorry, but this type of stuff drives us with OCD crazy. Perhaps that is what you wanted to do? If so, you get a gold star!
2:16 Really? They used the wrong 'your' in that sign?
Uranium Dioxideperoxide....
It's good for Your Starship Quantum Engines, not soo much for you....
I love the signs that pointed out the truth that his kids were safer with Drag Queens!!!
that is not truth. maybe you need a sign to learn what truth is? what you gave was an OPINION!!!! NO FACTS.
@@sunshinehoward9649 It isn't the truth? I've heard about priests, coaches, scout leaders and politicians molesting children. What Drag Queen have you heard about who has sexually assaulted a child?
Me too!
it's an opinion! Not like it's true!
@@sunshinehoward9649 In that case, Fox News should changes its name to Fox Opinions!
Please enlarge some of your signs - can’t read them on iPhone
Should of got an android.
2:17 You're not your.
You don't know who I am.
@@mikeball6182
I don't care who you are.
@@lagodifuoco313 I'm Yor.
23:10 Let's hope the robot does not live down this road!
What exactly does that guy think Drag queens would do to his kid? Is this a stereotype I don't know about? But he is right about one thing your kids would be safer with anyone than with a catholic priest. Like anyone...ANYONE.
Oh no, he was saying he doesn't believe drag queens are a threat to kids. I guess without context that sign is confusing. There's a huge controversy in the USA right now, where some states have changed laws to target drag acts, because apparently they somehow threatened children.
The tamer accusations are that they're going to inadvertently influence impressionable young minds. Mid range is that they are TRYING to turn kids gay/trans, like there's a LGBTQ cult. The worst is that being a drag queen is an indicator that someone touches kids inappropriately. Of course that would make drag acts a group of creeps, organizing to prey on children.
I know, I don't get it either, but that's what this man is protesting against.
Some might be funny, but the picture of a man holding a sign saying that his grandchildren are safer with a drag queen is definitely not funny! The "than" part could also include "Texas School"!
14:40... An eagle incubating a rock. Not funny. Pretty sad. She is distressed... and confused... and desperate... and maybe getting crazy... Zoo is not a natural environment for animals. Yes, there is an educational value - for US. But it comes at a high cost for ANIMALS.
She's a he. And he IS distressed. He lost his partner and that is why he has taken to incubating rocks. It is also why he is THERE. Caretakers have since presented him with orphaned hatchlings to care for until they have grown enough to be returned to the wild to good effect.
So quick to judge...
@@tbd-1 Thank you for your corrections. The gender was obviously not the point of my reaction... Yes, I was quick to judge this time. But I also vivdly remember Kodiak bears in zoos swinging their bodies left-right for hours (being bored and depressed). Or polar bears on the concrete surface in hot summer day... Or birds not being able to fly. Yes, zoos do some work preserving species that are in danger of extinction (e.g. 2 Amur tiger cubs born in Cleveland zoo recently). But would it be better if those species were not extinct? Zoos - at least in the past - did contribute to the population decline of some species. Anyway, I am glad that the eagle daddy has a hatchling now to take care of.
I think that Kamala Harris wrote the word salad sign!
The screenshot isn't particularly hilarious in my opinion, as a pansexual woman a good person is a good person, regardless 😌
What’s pansexual?
That's the funniest of all IMHO.
@@michelleresistanceyou like everyone, regardless of gender
@@v01ddw3ll3r I thought that was bisexual?
@@michelleresistance you like girls and boys.
I gotta stop watching this stuff
“Safer”. Not safe. Not free from influence at ages where they are prone to act on suggestions from any outside parties. I realize the sign doesn’t necessarily promote drag queens…neither does it condemn them along with the others listed.
Maybe a little education on drag queens is needed here, You know there is a list of them who are convicted pedophiles right? Your children are only safe in your own hands, Certainly not the hands of someone who dresses up like a demon and exposes them selves to children.
dog named shark? amateur's hour, is it? how about a rambunctious dog in NYC named TAXI!?
@ 8:12 and who measure's them is any one willing to pick them out and measure before they flush ?? and how do they make them that size when it comes out it comes out you don't have a say on how big it is and if bigger than size specified do they make you take it out ??
@ 20:50 yep just like when you pay more for vegan cane sugar yes seriously exists it was twice as much as the quote on quote non vegan cane sugar how is sugar made from a plant not already vegan they also have vegan canned beans at higher price also they had it for rice so yep they slap vegan on plants and jump the price tag on it and the vegan brained idiots buy they vegan branded items don't have anything against vegans but when you act like the Mormons do and harass and try to guilt trip you to join those ones I hate
4:04 let me guess the parent of these "grandchildren" is adopted.
What is that supposed to mean? A biological grandparent might very well have greater concern about leaving a grandchild with clergy or a scout leader than they would with a homosexual/ transgender friend. Just as clergy coaches and scout leaders are not automatically "safe," homosexual/transgender are not automatically unsafe.
5:04 No problem; we have edibles.🧓👴👵
26:35 I'm gonna find ya, I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya. Admit it, you sang it.
Yep, one way or the other.