Off The Record: Shady Stuff Our Parents Taught Us

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @trankellyyy
    @trankellyyy 8 месяцев назад +104

    My husband is a mechanic, has a friend who does HVAC, one is a plumber, another is an electrician and one makes fences and decks. It’s perfect!!!!

    • @ellentran96
      @ellentran96 8 месяцев назад +2

      Def a dream team!

    • @pinefilms3141
      @pinefilms3141 7 месяцев назад +2

      the power of a community! that's truly how it should be

  • @justinnyugen7015
    @justinnyugen7015 8 месяцев назад +51

    "If the menu has a lower price for kids 6 and under, you're 6 and under...okay?"

  • @DamnAwesome
    @DamnAwesome 8 месяцев назад +55

    Bart's mom got a lot of tactical shadiness lol

    • @aquaviii
      @aquaviii 8 месяцев назад +4

      Chinese Mom 😅

  • @kiarademoner
    @kiarademoner 8 месяцев назад +26

    My dad has a dentist friend who has his license from Colombia and can’t get his license here. He works on my dad’s teeth all the time and he come to my dads house and uses a lawn chair as the patient chair 😂😂😂😂😂 one day I walked into my parents house and saw my dad laid out on the lawn chair getting his teeth cleaned. I was so shooketh I didn’t know what to say 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jarvindriftwood
      @jarvindriftwood 8 месяцев назад +2

      We have Amish dentists here that are similar. My friend got his wisdom teeth removed by one. No pain killers though.

    • @loveaintfree1409
      @loveaintfree1409 8 месяцев назад

      Does he have proper equipment though for dental scaling ? He must be using those plaque hand tools instead of ultrasonic machine that most dentist use.

    • @kiarademoner
      @kiarademoner 8 месяцев назад

      @@loveaintfree1409 his equipment looked good. He’s a good dentist but he’s older man who doesn’t want to go back to school here. He still has his office back in Colombia too. He’s mostly in the U.S though.

    • @kiarademoner
      @kiarademoner 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@jarvindriftwood ufff that’s rough. No pain killers???? 😩😂

    • @ninas8210
      @ninas8210 7 месяцев назад

      I had a coworker at a restaurant I worked at that was a dentist in Venezuela and she couldn't get a license in the United either.

  • @jarvindriftwood
    @jarvindriftwood 8 месяцев назад +14

    My dad taught me all the shady stuff our neighbors did and would say not to do it. They'd get building permits and leave off a couple shingles or a piece of siding just to keep the tax break for years. One guy put a magnet by his electric meter to lower his bill. There were guys that would go to car auctions and mess with stuff so the car wouldn't start, buy it cheaper then fix it.

  • @rodya_malverde
    @rodya_malverde 7 месяцев назад +5

    Bro, my ex's family were all day laborers. Its super cool having plumbers, electricians, fabricators, etc within a call for advice or for help on the weekends. Just buy beer and tacos.

  • @Sheishi_Games
    @Sheishi_Games 8 месяцев назад +13

    2:30 Joe doesnt know that ISP's can find out what you're downloading? Here in Japan I almost got fined for downloading a movie through torrent back in 2008, one day my internet got disconnected and I called my ISP, they knew what movie I downloaded, they gave me a warning and said they would black list me if I get caught doing it again. I discovered its the upload bandwidth that alerts them.

    • @ShogunThomsen
      @ShogunThomsen 8 месяцев назад +5

      I've been torrenting since 2004 and never had an issue with any ISP... You must have been torrenting some bad stuff to get your ISP notified.

  • @GYSMelanie5
    @GYSMelanie5 8 месяцев назад +6

    My parents did some shady shit. I'm from an Italian Roman Catholic family, and my dad did some shit. He had so many businesses that probably weren't on the up and up. He sold cars, so that's shady as is. He was a cab driver. He had a vending machine business. My parents sent us to Disneyland on my sister's money from college lmaooo. Jesus, so much shadey shit I never even knew until I was an adult. Good first movie Ryan!

  • @BotheredBrute
    @BotheredBrute 8 месяцев назад +9

    9 year old Bart watching Ace Ventura in the movie theater that’s amazing

  • @the92r
    @the92r 8 месяцев назад +6

    can we see if we can get some jk parents on here? joes' mom, nicks dad, barts mom, etc... then significant others.

  • @Candice-op1cc
    @Candice-op1cc 8 месяцев назад +12

    Dude, I'm legitimately in awe at how smell the world is. I knew a girl in grade school who would just randomly bring me quail and peacock feathers that came of HER plucky pets. 😂 I never once contemplated whether that was legal until now 😂

  • @DamnAwesome
    @DamnAwesome 8 месяцев назад +4

    Lol movie hopping is elite 😂

  • @wanDUUH
    @wanDUUH 7 месяцев назад

    LOL when Joe said "he went to arcadia!" LOOOL!! I work in Arcadia.

  • @kiarademoner
    @kiarademoner 8 месяцев назад +2

    I have my brother who is an electrician. It comes in clutch 😂

  • @adrianhernandez8227
    @adrianhernandez8227 8 месяцев назад +3

    AYYYY LETS GOOOO NEW EP!!

  • @BabyCobra138
    @BabyCobra138 7 месяцев назад

    Omg! The direct tv and bootleg movies bring back memories.

  • @CuongChanster
    @CuongChanster 8 месяцев назад +1

    We rented the chinese movies and VCD's. Loved all those Jet Li, Steven Chow, old school HK shows/movies. Once the internet came out. I learned about Limewire 😅

  • @dannyzurita4759
    @dannyzurita4759 8 месяцев назад +3

    I’m in PT school and my parents have me trying to fix them lol

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 8 месяцев назад

      lol my brother-in-law does the same thing, since my nephew became a chiropractor.

  • @bethnichols2875
    @bethnichols2875 8 месяцев назад +2

    lol based on the intro are they gonna do another Oceans 11 type table read with themselves as the characters? Love those. 😂

  • @bethnichols2875
    @bethnichols2875 8 месяцев назад +4

    My friend/neighbor had a bf who was a plumber. He'd fix plumbing issues for us. We would pay for the parts, yet I would pay him for the labor, by baking him Oatmeal Cookies since those were his favorite.

  • @srfin24
    @srfin24 8 месяцев назад +2

    sounds like Joe dad had gambling debt with yakuza

  • @neoncricket3761
    @neoncricket3761 8 месяцев назад

    "Grew up Romanian." great line

  • @BigBang2324
    @BigBang2324 8 месяцев назад +1

    It’s between us and thousands of other people

  • @KJ-ek2ze
    @KJ-ek2ze 8 месяцев назад

    Not only is Nick funny, dude turned on the acting charm 10 notches this episode. When are we going to see Nick in the movies?

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 8 месяцев назад

    My mom was a cardiovascular nurse (currently sleep doctor/somnologist), I've gotten a few perks through her

  • @theunknown5516
    @theunknown5516 8 месяцев назад +1

    The reason people get caught is because they torrent stuff without a VPN

  • @sheenObeenO
    @sheenObeenO 6 месяцев назад

    Those vhs weren't boot legged Anthony. They're vietnamese dubbed c & k dramas. Think of them as Asian drama blockbusters for the Viet community. They had to pay for those vhs rentals. They showed some of those same dubbed dramas on the local vietnamese channels at night too. Like channel 18 or 62 back in the day.

  • @Richardarbizo
    @Richardarbizo 8 месяцев назад +3

    Wow I never took Nick the comedian to be a thief...
    You've broken our hearts Target boy😔

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 8 месяцев назад +2

      You're kidding, right? That was one of the earliest videos they had with Nick in it. lol David put all of them on blast. 😂 "Off The Record: David Snitches on Nick for Stealing (ft. David So)"

    • @Richardarbizo
      @Richardarbizo 8 месяцев назад

      @@bethnichols2875 target boy

  • @AmanGillNow
    @AmanGillNow 8 месяцев назад

    My first movie in the theatre was Jackie Chan’s NICE GUY

  • @ryanm7832
    @ryanm7832 5 месяцев назад

    Taking fruit from a tree that is producing fruit in YOUR yard, regardless of the root/trunk location, is NOT stealing. That's silly.

  • @Dominicwylai
    @Dominicwylai 8 месяцев назад +2

    Nicks dad is singaporean, they don’t break rules.

  • @jadehinojosa5853
    @jadehinojosa5853 5 месяцев назад

    BART is saying this allegedly

  • @tambokpatikan3700
    @tambokpatikan3700 7 месяцев назад

    I do the same with the passport scam, I get in with the country passport to skip the long lines and use my US passport to skip the travel fee.
    My country is corrupt as fuck, they charge you $30ish if you leave the country but if you're a foreigner you dont have to pay the fee.

  • @lars.t
    @lars.t 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'm autistic and I aspire to be so out of pocket like Joe.

  • @deaner6421
    @deaner6421 8 месяцев назад

    I think i movie hopped for 12 hours straight in high school

  • @05kitty14
    @05kitty14 Месяц назад

    My parents have dual citizenship. I think that is legal

  • @Whyaretaxespayingforcorr-cc8sr
    @Whyaretaxespayingforcorr-cc8sr 8 месяцев назад

    What kind of insurance pays for alternative healthcare like that?

  • @Timmy-w9m
    @Timmy-w9m 8 месяцев назад +9

    Is it shady if my parents lied about my age to save money at the buffet?

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 8 месяцев назад +1

      Idk, yet my dad would lie about my age when we went on vacation so he didn't have to buy me a fishing license.

    • @GYSMelanie5
      @GYSMelanie5 8 месяцев назад +2

      We all did that! It's not that bad. I was under 10 for a long time lolol.

    • @ellentran96
      @ellentran96 8 месяцев назад +1

      That’s like 95% of all parents 😂

  • @ashouaxiong1404
    @ashouaxiong1404 8 месяцев назад

    So whats the thing with nicks dad and the movie industry? Did his dad really work on the mummy?

  • @sympul
    @sympul 8 месяцев назад

    "I got coke"

  • @lecheff4836
    @lecheff4836 5 месяцев назад

    Everyone needs a booster...😂

  • @belladobie3937
    @belladobie3937 8 месяцев назад

    I’m dead 😂

  • @GoOnDoIt
    @GoOnDoIt 8 месяцев назад

    Nick's dad just mad his porn his lagging when the kids downloading shit

  • @elmcloudtt
    @elmcloudtt 7 месяцев назад

    hello jkn , parents asking questions about your school hours - did you watch korean soaps with them and read subtitle together. fruits were taken from the chinese fruit stands in chinatown to sunrise / mituswa market to h mart - where your fruits are packed and price. think the parents or thought the parents were entering into safeway , associate , or gristedes for fruits. china parents bringing them back were kids born in the 80s (?) and online membership were in 2002 start of high logins. games were copies but your machine to play is still bought here.

    • @elmcloudtt
      @elmcloudtt 7 месяцев назад

      the mexicans are doing fishing for home eating and not paying fisherman

  • @magnumbrahms5339
    @magnumbrahms5339 8 месяцев назад +2

    we need an episode with the legendary Bart mom.

  • @NEWBOTANICA
    @NEWBOTANICA 8 месяцев назад

    is nick adopted?

  • @lerrojcv3987
    @lerrojcv3987 8 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

  • @robustsauce3349
    @robustsauce3349 8 месяцев назад +3

    Interesting how Kalyne is into black guys despite having a good relationship with her dad

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 8 месяцев назад +9

      Interesting that you thought your comment was an intelligent one to make.😏

    • @GYSMelanie5
      @GYSMelanie5 8 месяцев назад +6

      How does that have ANYTHING to do with her relationship with her dad? Ew

    • @GYSMelanie5
      @GYSMelanie5 8 месяцев назад +5

      You just told ALLOT about yourself with one comment. 🙄