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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @444teya3
    @444teya3 6 лет назад +1480

    “No walls and no edges” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @domopity4695
      @domopity4695 5 лет назад +25

      Teyana Bartley so get up……………get up out of this bed I got a man coming over

    • @justsomeweeb8093
      @justsomeweeb8093 4 года назад +10

      Gucci Dom AwWwW!! >:(

    • @Ntejin
      @Ntejin 4 года назад +5

      Gucci Dom mama school starts at 8 and it’s only 5

    • @tachellemcmillan4995
      @tachellemcmillan4995 4 года назад +3

      The first thing that happens I can only imagine the way that is that the one who had been with me is so good for the day

    • @Ntejin
      @Ntejin 4 года назад +3

      @Star Whitfield what spit it out

  • @alyshaburney
    @alyshaburney 3 года назад +2008

    YASSSSSS

    • @ebecausee4936
      @ebecausee4936 3 года назад +119

      HEY GIRLLLL I LOVE UR VIDS THEY FUNNY AS HELLL

    • @AzuresMorada
      @AzuresMorada 3 года назад +47

      OMGG-

    • @ebecausee4936
      @ebecausee4936 3 года назад +89

      Can u make a character called maxi-pad and she ghetto af

    • @aquaticanimations9789
      @aquaticanimations9789 3 года назад +28

      You should do a series called life hacks with tilapia and neck bone

    • @Moebaee
      @Moebaee 3 года назад +26

      @@ebecausee4936 😂🤣💀

  • @itsscamiii
    @itsscamiii Год назад +211

    "CAN'T TAKE YOU BLACK KIDS ANYWHERE" GOT ME ROLLING

  • @rairaiclown
    @rairaiclown 6 лет назад +315

    Yo straight up the names are fking hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @sugaryxsweet3643
    @sugaryxsweet3643 3 года назад +557

    " That wasn't me Miss Saggy Pwussyy " I'm dying 🤣

  • @lizzydeproter6174
    @lizzydeproter6174 2 года назад +73

    "KEEP CRYING IMMA GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT"🤣🤣

  • @janylabaxter5062
    @janylabaxter5062 5 лет назад +451

    ""stop my back is burning my back is burning"" I'm weak😂😂😂😂😂

  • @flaminhotcheet0s609
    @flaminhotcheet0s609 2 года назад +354

    “That wasn’t me MS SAGGYPWUSSAY” had me😹

  • @avaiah4900
    @avaiah4900 Год назад +138

    "LETS GO KEWCHIE👹👹" 💀💀💀💀

  • @toni2722
    @toni2722 4 года назад +905

    “Was it squirrel nuts?” 😂😂
    “No, it was some dude she met on Craigslist’s” 😂😂😂

    • @pilarzephan1816
      @pilarzephan1816 4 года назад +28

      u mean the squirrel she met off of Craigslist🤣😂

    • @iiam.asiamichelle
      @iiam.asiamichelle 4 года назад +20

      Im dead

    • @rasazy3952
      @rasazy3952 4 года назад +25

      *“YOU WASNT CRYING WHEN YOU WAS LICKING NUTS”* 😂😂😂

    • @salvatore.4588
      @salvatore.4588 3 года назад +4

      @@pilarzephan1816 😂😂😂

    • @seamuspeacock346
      @seamuspeacock346 3 года назад +3

      Ma why you telling my buiessness

  • @loll6438
    @loll6438 3 года назад +651

    “ THEY SAID MY FOURHEAD LOOK LIKE A KNEE CAP “ THAT HAD ME CRYINGGGGGG 😭😭

  • @Stitch313
    @Stitch313 Год назад +28

    You Said Pull !! Had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @xandirgreen2282
    @xandirgreen2282 6 лет назад +150

    The zoom challenge gone wrong was funny

  • @zariyahlivermore4753
    @zariyahlivermore4753 6 лет назад +97

    Back to school I’m the over excited one 🤣

    • @keioshaboston2650
      @keioshaboston2650 4 года назад

      Me too I be staying up keep checking the time

    • @FrancitaHolness
      @FrancitaHolness 6 месяцев назад

      Fr

    • @FrancitaHolness
      @FrancitaHolness 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@keioshaboston2650so true 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @TheFake_duolingo
      @TheFake_duolingo 3 месяца назад +1

      Bro you must be crazy school is a prison and you like school 💀

  • @jovannajerome7834
    @jovannajerome7834 Год назад +29

    "You surely had a lot to say on Google classroom"🤣🤣🤣 I can't with her anymore

  • @Kittykat-rw4ce
    @Kittykat-rw4ce 3 года назад +250

    “No don’t say goodbye it’s I’ll see you later” those words are what my mom always tells me😂

    • @quinyhayhay
      @quinyhayhay 3 года назад +4

      @Im an internatinol super spy super spy! Same lol

    • @Zee_Is_A_Weirdo
      @Zee_Is_A_Weirdo 2 года назад +3

      OMG FACTSSS

    • @Malijiah-uy3fx
      @Malijiah-uy3fx Год назад +1

      "WhY YoU SaY ThAt HoE"😂😂😂😂 got me deadddddddddddd😂😂😂😂

  • @zoemaryah3157
    @zoemaryah3157 5 лет назад +361

    the nasty hooligans had me weak
    lmaooo

  • @cedricmontgomery9759
    @cedricmontgomery9759 Год назад +53

    Can't take you black kids nowhere got me dying😂😂😂

  • @shanebarrett6972
    @shanebarrett6972 3 года назад +157

    "get on the bus but sit in the back u stink" shit had me dead

  • @layah28
    @layah28 6 лет назад +133

    “You tried to fight a midget” hahaha Lmao

  • @aralyndallycemeeks3921
    @aralyndallycemeeks3921 Год назад +34

    “ stop 😭 my back is burning , my back is burning 🤣 “ had me crying

  • @Jaynexxtdoorr
    @Jaynexxtdoorr 6 лет назад +514

    They said my forehead look like a kneecap

  • @desireluvvsu
    @desireluvvsu 4 года назад +51

    The nasty hooligan one messed me up🤣🤣🤣🤣She start singing oohhyerrohhyeee🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tristin409
    @tristin409 Год назад +74

    10:49 “get out of here with your nasty lopsided wig” GOT ME IN THE GRAVE😂😂😂😂

  • @mikusFESTIVEtie
    @mikusFESTIVEtie 3 года назад +240

    "Some dude she met off of craigslist" That had me dead though LMAO.

  • @luskowners3227
    @luskowners3227 4 года назад +664

    "coohie got a boy in her room" LMAOO its the fact she be having the most weirdest names💀🚶

  • @thatgurlyana8964
    @thatgurlyana8964 Год назад +22

    The nasty hooligans was really funny she looked like what the hell did I just walk into 😂😂😂😂😂😅

  • @dishornatulloch1921
    @dishornatulloch1921 3 года назад +239

    "You said PuLL"
    "You dRaGgEd mE"
    "I didn't say DrAg I said PuLL"

  • @EbonyUnicorn324
    @EbonyUnicorn324 5 лет назад +301

    DORA:CAN YOU FIND THE CHICKEN WING
    WATCHER:it's next to you
    DORA:(LOOKS AT IT) WHERE
    WATCHER: ne
    DORA:WHERE WHERE, HA HERE IT IS.
    WATCHER: i just said that
    DORA:CAN YOU FIND MY BACK PACK
    WATCHER:(angrily) ON YOUR BACK
    DORA:(looks at backpack) WHERE
    WATCHER: ON YOUR
    DORA: WHERE WHERE WHER
    WATCHER:(gets up and punches Dora)
    DORA:(takes a step back)WHERE WHERE,WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART
    WATCHER: my favorite part was when
    DORA: THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART TO
    WATCHER: CAN I SPEAK!!
    (ENDING THEME SONG) DO DO DO DORA DO DO DO DORA ALRIGHT DO DO DO DORA DO DO DO DORA ALRIGHT
    (END)

  • @jailynwheeler9914
    @jailynwheeler9914 2 года назад +23

    I Laughed So Hard When She Came Up With The Names. Her Videos Are So Funny.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kawiiakahia627
    @kawiiakahia627 6 лет назад +220

    "stop ringworm u can't eat right now"

    • @loglady14lala54
      @loglady14lala54 4 года назад +4

      PuT It BAcK

    • @pilarzephan1816
      @pilarzephan1816 4 года назад +1

      her:idc🤣😂

    • @prettydreamdreamgirl7849
      @prettydreamdreamgirl7849 4 года назад

      RINGWORM STOPP

    • @uhyea4569
      @uhyea4569 3 года назад +1

      @The Christmas Sisters its not about being def. you just can tell which way its spelled. thas y english is the hardest language

    • @kymoraholmes7975
      @kymoraholmes7975 3 года назад

      @The Christmas Sisters it’s sounds like ringworm. Deal with it.

  • @shanekqua09
    @shanekqua09 2 года назад +94

    « Thats wasn’t me miss.saggypussay »😂😂😂😂😂😂 had me crying like a baby

  • @happy__Mangoz
    @happy__Mangoz 2 года назад +20

    Bro “can’t take y’all black kids nowhere “ will never get old

  • @jennifermonroe8615
    @jennifermonroe8615 5 лет назад +235

    I like the sound of the fight 😂😂🤗🤗🤗😝

  • @bryce2936
    @bryce2936 3 года назад +146

    " you don't want to give me a hug? 🥺"
    " come here"
    *drop kicks*

  • @23k_.
    @23k_. 2 года назад +30

    The way how wing worm started jumping up and down had me dying 😭😂

  • @Simplyyonyx
    @Simplyyonyx 6 лет назад +2590

    Did anybody peep how she said “MS.Saggypussay” 😂🤣

  • @siimplyxmae5408
    @siimplyxmae5408 3 года назад +412

    “I wanna go live with my daddy!”
    “ *YoU DoNt GoT No DaDdY* ”

  • @Unique_Oyana
    @Unique_Oyana Год назад +7

    “WINGWORM GET OUTTA DA BATHROOM”!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thatonelemon3411
    @thatonelemon3411 4 года назад +289

    1:18 “no job, no respect, no walls and no edges” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ms.k2109
    @ms.k2109 3 года назад +79

    " I- YOU DONT DRAG ME I SAID PULL, NOT DRAG"
    "zOoM"
    "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH"

  • @phathumatsa7633
    @phathumatsa7633 Год назад +56

    Its 2023 And I'm Still Enjoying This 😂😂😂

  • @ashantiflippens3405
    @ashantiflippens3405 3 года назад +47

    Tiddy why you using my toothbrush, the weirds names LMAO

  • @angelicamuse5391
    @angelicamuse5391 5 лет назад +63

    They said my forehead look like a knee cap😂😂

  • @naziraabdullah6333
    @naziraabdullah6333 Год назад +32

    the Zoom challenge one had me weak, my stomach was aching 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicolettemitchell5080
    @nicolettemitchell5080 6 лет назад +277

    The names tho 😂😂😂

    • @hannaplayzroblox3429
      @hannaplayzroblox3429 4 года назад +10

      When she said "that wasn't me Mrs.saggy pussy,😂😂

    • @justsomeweeb8093
      @justsomeweeb8093 4 года назад +5

      Hanna Playz roblox especially Wacanda, Wacanda name is that??

    • @Cutie.cakesss
      @Cutie.cakesss 4 года назад +3

      coochie 🤣 and tidy 🤣😂😂🤣 i’m dead

    • @rasazy3952
      @rasazy3952 4 года назад +1

      Wait until she has another OC and her name is Roach

    • @silver1288
      @silver1288 4 года назад +1

      One of them is named ringworm

  • @ericamarie8684
    @ericamarie8684 3 года назад +46

    "Your man is my man" had me dead🤣

  • @Virgogang2012
    @Virgogang2012 Год назад +7

    The zoom challenge got me crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-xw4di6bs5z
    @user-xw4di6bs5z 5 лет назад +365

    “I’m having an asmas attack!”

    • @kya4169
      @kya4169 3 года назад +5

      I'm dead

    • @ramen1916
      @ramen1916 3 года назад +4

      Asthma*

    • @abcdefg4536-e6j
      @abcdefg4536-e6j 3 года назад +13

      @@ramen1916 no in the video alysha said asmas instead of asthma

    • @tonystarks5461
      @tonystarks5461 3 года назад +1

      @Kyran Walker Asthma

    • @tonystarks5461
      @tonystarks5461 3 года назад +2

      @@abcdefg4536-e6j we know that is just how asthma is spelled

  • @sydneymoore3573
    @sydneymoore3573 3 года назад +236

    “I KNOW YOU NOT OVERDOSING ON MY IBUPROFEN”💀✋🏽

  • @Jishunn
    @Jishunn Год назад +11

    Dora was HITTING that dance 😂😂

  • @torybestdog777
    @torybestdog777 3 года назад +305

    I watched these in 2018 and they’re still cracking me up in 2021 😭

  • @Angel_Jourbert
    @Angel_Jourbert 3 года назад +26

    "hey, hurry up before my momma get home"
    PROCEEDS TO CLOSE DOOR

  • @UltraTrinGaming
    @UltraTrinGaming 2 года назад +12

    Mom I'm going to hangout with Ballsack had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vontayy4663
    @vontayy4663 5 лет назад +33

    Your man is my man now bye lmaooo🤣

  • @_baldhead_avocado_4525
    @_baldhead_avocado_4525 5 лет назад +51

    "MAMA IM NOT STAYIN HERE EATIN THESE ROACHES"
    "Well thts what u gon be doing"

  • @pinkipink3236
    @pinkipink3236 Год назад +3

    “You ain’t go my no daddy” 😂😂had me

  • @sprinklepuffs9680
    @sprinklepuffs9680 6 лет назад +301

    “Why ur left titi longer than ur right titi?” That was mad funny

    • @BMUNNEEE
      @BMUNNEEE 4 года назад +1

      @@biggbillbill3117 what-

    • @kateashaevans8682
      @kateashaevans8682 3 года назад +1

      @@biggbillbill3117 i shall report your comment

    • @urfavcatlover69
      @urfavcatlover69 3 года назад +1

      Her name is spelt tiddy lol

    • @Ren-pf3dg
      @Ren-pf3dg 3 года назад

      @@biggbillbill3117 um ok- what?

    • @Missprada_
      @Missprada_ 3 года назад

      @@biggbillbill3117 I-...shes not the mirror

  • @lxrxeee
    @lxrxeee 6 лет назад +55

    The one who checks after a whopping is meeeeeeeeee

  • @1tzjustYur1
    @1tzjustYur1 Год назад +12

    20:12 she really brought out SZA line😭✋🏼

  • @DanielleVeta
    @DanielleVeta 2 года назад +45

    29:03 "MAMA MY SHOES ARE TALKING,MY SHOES ARE HAVING FULL CONVERSATIONS WITH EACH OTHER"

  • @aniyahcrayton1200
    @aniyahcrayton1200 5 лет назад +139

    “I only whooped you because I love you”THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARDER and HARDER AND HARDER

    • @prettydreamdreamgirl7849
      @prettydreamdreamgirl7849 4 года назад +4

      My mom don’t whoop me bc once I drew on my grandma walls and picture frames and my mom was tryna get my hands from covering my face and made my nose bleed btw my mom isn’t abusing me or my sister I love her and she love me

    • @just_gracie44
      @just_gracie44 4 года назад +3

      @@prettydreamdreamgirl7849 My mom don't whoop me bcz one time she made me puke and I had to go to hospital bcz I got dehydrated but she is very nice.

    • @kymoraholmes7975
      @kymoraholmes7975 3 года назад +1

      @@prettydreamdreamgirl7849 whooping your kid isn’t abusing. It’s telling your kids that all your actions have consequences. Im just saying.

    • @itsyogirl_talyia4414
      @itsyogirl_talyia4414 3 года назад

      26:33

  • @andresedwards7294
    @andresedwards7294 20 дней назад +2

    Ha ha” tidy can’t go beacaUS’e she sTaNk” beats the heck out of big Bertha LOL😂😂😂

  • @rubymcgowan7614
    @rubymcgowan7614 6 лет назад +32

    This girl be killing me

  • @khaliyahsmith4218
    @khaliyahsmith4218 4 года назад +79

    "Shut up"
    "YOU SHUT UP"
    " mi yet tae " ?
    Me: 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

  • @malanbell9920
    @malanbell9920 Год назад +24

    4:00 I was rolling on the ground 😂😂

  • @xxcoconutvibezxx7538
    @xxcoconutvibezxx7538 4 года назад +32

    "OoOoO!! My back is burning"

    • @mikehunter2817
      @mikehunter2817 3 года назад +1

      5:57 🍺🍺🍺😂😂😂😂🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🤛🤣🤣🤣

    • @taylorp4969
      @taylorp4969 3 года назад +1

      zoom challenge gone wrong had me dead like meat .like if you rewatching

  • @d4yann3_
    @d4yann3_ 3 года назад +408

    2:11 had me dead 💀 “ That wasn’t me Miss Saggypussy 😹😹

    • @jasonvoorhees1351
      @jasonvoorhees1351 3 года назад +14

      CANT TAKE YOU BLACK KIDS NO WHERE

    • @pipe.down.
      @pipe.down. 3 года назад +6

      @@jasonvoorhees1351 UgH

    • @user-nb9kp5iv3m
      @user-nb9kp5iv3m 2 года назад +1

      I’m dead 😂😭

    • @lxlbosslxdy.j8404
      @lxlbosslxdy.j8404 2 года назад +3

      yo why in the bad girls club laptop said bitch fight me nigga tbh that had me cying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥶😱🥶

    • @rennygang21
      @rennygang21 2 года назад +1

      What the heck

  • @dweomwudwide3475
    @dweomwudwide3475 2 года назад +39

    23:55 had me to repeat it over and over again 😂😂

  • @felissabarnes8800
    @felissabarnes8800 3 года назад +24

    'uh uh my mom said u can only use plastic cups cuz your mouth been on wee wees' i died

  • @salickmorrisey4423
    @salickmorrisey4423 6 лет назад +130

    26:49 i get whooped then sweet talked I be like wow mom.

  • @endgamesbeats
    @endgamesbeats 2 года назад +3

    "That weave is mad."
    😂😂😂😭😭

  • @asiaworld6233
    @asiaworld6233 4 года назад +41

    Who the one when the girl was singing and somebody kept pouching her every time she sang🤣🤣 it's in the middle of the video

  • @mingzhuguo6165
    @mingzhuguo6165 3 года назад +56

    2:46 GeT oN tHe BuS bUt SiT iN tHe BaCk CaUsE yOu StInK 😂😂😂

  • @phranasesb
    @phranasesb 2 года назад +4

    It's the way the mom stepped on her though🤣🤣

  • @meanelove1903
    @meanelove1903 6 лет назад +41

    The names😭😭☠️

  • @gachaoreoslol1649
    @gachaoreoslol1649 5 лет назад +17

    "Mama can I go hang out with ballsack" im deadddd😂💀

  • @DatsFreakyT
    @DatsFreakyT Год назад +8

    I put the food on your back and the clothes on your table got me cracking up 😂

  • @myrathomas762
    @myrathomas762 3 года назад +61

    “wHY dID yOu sAy tHaT hOe” HAD ME DYINGGGG😭 21:47

  • @supreme_breebitch1385
    @supreme_breebitch1385 5 лет назад +32

    The Dora one is so true, she be like "where?" So much

    • @luvezmee
      @luvezmee 3 года назад +1

      @@ninaaaaaazzzzz bruh lmao

  • @Naruto-fan-cool
    @Naruto-fan-cool 29 дней назад +4

    "They said that my forehead look like a kneecap" got me dying 😂😂😂😂 it's at 3:41

  • @user-lx5rm2oc4z
    @user-lx5rm2oc4z 5 лет назад +88

    "they said my forehead look like a kneecap"

  • @maddiesvlogs3235
    @maddiesvlogs3235 5 лет назад +18

    Exactly how it is having a younger sister 😂😂👑😳💕🤞🏽👩🏽👨🏾👦🏽👧🏽👧🏽👨🏽‍🎓

  • @aniyahelmore1013
    @aniyahelmore1013 Год назад +4

    The nappy wig killing me 😭😂😂😂😂🤣😂😅

  • @ciaramaddox4801
    @ciaramaddox4801 5 лет назад +25

    The Dora one had me dead

  • @dilmaguillen9431
    @dilmaguillen9431 6 лет назад +46

    "Now you got turkey turds on the top of yo head"😂😂😂

  • @scorpioninblue
    @scorpioninblue Год назад +1

    I hollered when the part came on about moms telling your business!!! LMAO! I replayed it at least three times and cracked up everytime!

  • @xxmagicqueenxx
    @xxmagicqueenxx 3 года назад +51

    *0:08** will always be my favorite!😂🤣🤣*

  • @tashaedwards2730
    @tashaedwards2730 4 года назад +15

    Girl i swear u funny u be making me laugh everyday 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SkySky-xh7vc
    @SkySky-xh7vc Год назад +4

    “Can’t take you black kids no where” 😂😂

  • @desiah_.gameplays3982
    @desiah_.gameplays3982 4 года назад +12

    “Zoom go hurry uch my back it burn”🤪😂😂😂

  • @alexiscaver3372
    @alexiscaver3372 6 лет назад +140

    So nobody notices that she got hands

  • @luvzstarzz
    @luvzstarzz Год назад +1

    Jay and Alysha's collab was probably the best one I've seen 💅💅

  • @jubilantjaaj1734
    @jubilantjaaj1734 6 лет назад +46

    That note she hit on 20:53

  • @haileyknight7415
    @haileyknight7415 5 лет назад +9

    "I got a man coming over here today the rent can't pay itself" im weak

  • @AmiraD4
    @AmiraD4 Год назад +1

    I know u ain’t in here overdosing on my ibuprofen . Had me dying 🤣😂

  • @ogprana..1607
    @ogprana..1607 4 года назад +26

    I love this girl she is sooo funny 😂I love her ❤️

    • @tamiyahtamiladavis9799
      @tamiyahtamiladavis9799 2 года назад

      She got beat up by that girl cuz she wouldn't have been doing all this because she should have beat up that girl she shouldn't have got beat up but I still love her though she's so funny I like that one with her sibling or friend was singing but she said bitch it hurts so hard like she should have hit that girl hard and she got beat up

  • @asw1eu
    @asw1eu 4 года назад +45

    "YOUR SUPPOSE TO PULL NOT DRAG" got me DEAD

  • @alexisromero8894
    @alexisromero8894 2 года назад +2

    The names she be giving her Characters like balllsack😂😂😂

  • @toni2722
    @toni2722 5 лет назад +17

    "The Nasty Hooligans" Had me crying 😂😂🤣🤣