【HANDCAM】Produce Smash or Pass
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- The objectively correct food smash or pass list.
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Crimzon Rulez:
1: Don't be a jerk, that's my job.
2: If you backseat me, I'm going to defenestrate you.
3: When someone's causin' trouble in chat, let me handle it.
4: Keep the stream about the stream. I get that you're excited about other stuff and so am I, but it's bad practice to show up for entertainment, then talk about how much you wish you were elsewhere.
5: Don't change the topic to other people. ON THAT NOTE: Don't bring me up excessively in other peoples streams. I know you mean well, but their streams are for them! So unless they're talkin' about me, don't do that!
6: Sometimes I'm gonna correct people, it's in good faith- so don't take it personally. I'm not tryin' to bully you or get you to leave, I'm just establishing the space so everyone can have an equal chance at feeling comfortable here. If I wanted you gone, I'd remove you.
7: I have a lot of opinions on a lot of things. Occasionally I'll be wrong, let me know and I'll do my best to correct it, I'm definitely not infallible.
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👊Smashstamps👊
raspberry- 13:09
apple- 17:12
onion- 21:58
orange- 30:57
bell pepper- 38:05
cabbage- 51:40
lemon- 59:16
eggplant- 1:02:10
melon- 1:11:50
pineapple- 1:17:30
👅Tastestamps👅
raspberry- 13:33
apple- 17:47
onion- 23:20
orange- ... 33:16
bell pepper- 40:33
cabbage- 52:40
lemon- 56:57
eggplant- well...
melon- 1:13:20
pineapple- 1:20:04
😹Personalstamps😹
6/10 rant- 39:02
Fun stream Ruze! Good luck cleaning up! o7
🟠🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
23:12 CRIMZON RUZE HOLOSTAR FROM HOLOLIVE'S EN BRANCH DIES ON STREAM LIVE AFTER NOT LISTENING TO HIS CHAT REAL NOT CLICKBAIT (VERY SHOCKING)
"this has not been my favourite experience" - ruze with smashed fruit on the floor and an axe dissolving in pineapple juice
10/10!!!
something about the hand camera really brings out the chaos in him
My favorite moments:
6:45 💬 you mean smash with your axe right?
9:15 "f*cked up lettuce"
19:35 "you gotta get right with god"
27:16 "shallows"??
28:46 "are you prehistoric, were you around when Jurard's family was around?"
29:28 🍊 kinda thicc tho
32:38 not the Jurard slander
38:54 "spicy apple"🫑
42:04 💢 shows his stamina potion 🧪
42:55 💢 asks a serious question 🍆
45:42 💬 we need to know the exact species of eggplant
1:07:34 💢 uses x-ray vision to see the inside color of the cantaloupe 🍈
1:08:28 Azure jumpscare🟦 + Altare impression 🎇
1:14:47 💢 prefers the onion to the cantaloupe
Other streamers: Oh, man, I need to eat breakfast but I also need to stream.... guess I just won't eat.
Ruze:
What a fun stream!! Thank you Ruze
Stream start : 4:50
Suggestion, start a series called Will it Axe? And make this a thing. Because this was funny as hell.
11:16 I just really like this laugh + the response to an earlier chat comment lol.
12:38 more laughs as he figures out how to handle the axe
13:03 azure ruze jumpscare for hakka in chat "this is you" *misses*
13:52 do not eat the glitter glue ruze. RUZE.
17:25 the moment leading to the apple smash was tense, but the cut was clean!
20:02 more laughs tskr
21:12 🥭 pronunciation-mengo....
22:25 gotta reconstruct the crime scene for the 🧅 6.5/10
23:37 hopital....we did tell him not to lmao.
24:15 the beef he has with the 🧅 I'm dying + more ruze noises and suffering from eating the onion
Upset that no one told you that eggplant was a type of nightshade. Would have been a fun little tidbit to joke around with.
this whole stream was so wondrous!!? what did he see looking into that cabbage portal? what crimes did that cantaloupe commit to deserve such divine punishment? why was that eggplant so absurdly thicc?? and then the big red STOP on the baby sensory fruit background tying everything oh so perfectly together????
11/spicy apple SMASH + MARRY chef's kiss stream, very educational as well!!! 👏👏
RUZE YOU ARE A GEM!!!(and a little scary)
Genuinely the streamer of all time
the coquette axe 😭😭🤭youre cute through and through ruze 😂
1:15:07 "like, i'd rather feel pain than nothing at all." is such a raw line to come from a stream where ruze chops produce in half for 90 minutes
underrated part of this stream: finding the tiny pink 🩷 valentine's heart on the giant cantaloupe at 1:11:08
Nice asmr content for when you suffeer anxiety. 11/10 healing, calm vibes. Hmmmmmm produce...
(Kidding aside, thinly sliced fried eggplant dipped in soysauce go well with fried rice... hmmmm)
I'm sorry but the "Mmmmmmm! Thath wath cwithpehhhh!" was so fucking funny. 😂 I love all the Ruze-isms we get every stream and the goofy dork behaviour. It's so comfy.
this was exactly what i expected and incredibly entertaining good luck with that clean up, i died when u found that heart sticker on the cantaloupe
What an amazing vod I have woken up to. What fruity carnage.
My personal timestamp for u Ruzaders. TY Ruze for your answer 1:07:35
I love how his axe always has a ribbon 🎀 coquette-ifying ruru chan 🎀
Nothing more satisfying than smashing things with an axe
You definitely smashed all of those fruits into oblivion i really always love your handcam content
this stream has taught me that crimzon ruze has not bought produce for himself until now
Weirdly this is one of my favorite streams ever now, thank you and I'm sorry
This was so chaotic and entertaining. Thanks! Also did you know that the chemicals from onions, that make you cry, become stronger when you cut off the bottom (bottom is where the roots are/were) ?
i love that the hand axe always comes around for these handcams and that it cares enough to come to the event dressed up! do you think we can name the axe friend for next time? (PS amazing stream mr crim the vod has been very entertaining to have on while i work hehehe)
Ngl i wasnt sure about this one, but watching was an absolute joy. Hilarious. Otsu Ruze !!
Amazing stream Ruze! Get some rest and let yourself recover okay
Stream of all time
thank you, it's very entertaining stream... Also you have a pretty cute set up
That was a absolute 10/10 SMASHING stream! Now hopefully you have a good pallet cleanser for all that gross stuff you ate
Thank you for the stream! I found it very fun to watch you smash stuff while I painted for class, the orange ribbon on the axe was super cute 😮
Thank you so much for the Stream/VOD, it's been wonderful and truly hilarious to watch.
It's really fun and would be something I'll toss it over to friends and watch it. 😆🤣
There will be a wall of text saying "No that's bad" and Ruze will still somehow get one guyed.
Thank you for the VOD!!
i enjoy it
leave it to Ruze to play the smash or pass card literally
❤😂
Also make a apple/rasberry/mango salad with grilled pineapple and shredded "fucked up lettuce", and use the onion/eggplant and paprika for your fried rice?😊
I do hope you rebroadcast the karaoke tho, cus I wanna see it but I can't tomorrow 😢😢
Oh..and the lemon for lemon tea?
Rip to the orange >.>
had to be vod gang today but this was a lotta fun =w=
he took smash and pass literally lol
What a stream this was. I could watch you do anything and it would be a wild ride.
The onion part is one of the best things I’ve ever seen on the internet.
I’ve never seen a video where the concept was taken quite so literally, and I loved every second. Thanks for putting in the effort (both you and Zephyr)
Hopefully your tum tum is ok for Karaoke tomorrow lmao
the produce sure was smashed and/or passed ty for the stream!
Our resident axe endorser, everyone. Not the brand.
Thankyou for the fun stream n hoping you best of luck cleaning up all that mess!!!
That pineapple smash was incredibly satisfying.
Thanks for the stream!
I’ve been on the fence about it but this stream has convinced me to buy an axe. The way it cuts through a variety of fruits and veggies makes it one of the most essential tools in the kitchen. Thanks Ruze for demonstrating without losing any fingers
1:20:23 ww
54:40
As someone who took a bite out of an onion like it was an apple because someone told me not to, I finally feel seen.
OH NO I BLINKED TOO LONG ah well vod gang
35:26 ww
1:07:35
personal timestamp 1:00:16
OtsuRuze! Thank you for the stream! This was a absolute 10/10 SMASHING stream, this was very fun but full of CHAOS! Have a good rest, we love you always
More like slash or pass
Gallagher would be proud.
38:10 (pretend this is a bell pepper) 🍎
WHAT IS THISSSS WHY ARE THERE VEGETABLES?!!!
13:50 THREW ME PLS
But raw onion is delicious, tho :/ I always eat it like an apple.
If our least favorite idol told us to eat our vegetables, I'd eat them