@@cromux3191 lacrosse was canadas national sport. But because of the popularity of hockey, the government made lacrosse canadas national summer sport and hockey canadas national winter sport
i once won a muffin and then the next day i went in to claim it along with a coffee and won another muffin. i then went out and bought a lottery ticket.
In Ontario it goes: -Pro junior (OHL, QMJHL, WHL) -Junior A -Junior B -Junior C Regardless of the level, if you're not in Jr A or higher by the time you hit 16/17 years old, you can pretty much kiss your career goodbye.
XxCurlyManxX completely wrong, u obviously have no clue what ur talking about. First off, it’s major junior not “pro junior”😂 second the OHL is the only major junior league in Ontario, the QMJHL is the major junior league of Quebec and the WHL is the major junior for the rest of the provinces. Junior A, B and C are like feeder leagues into major junior. junior A being the most competitive. And you have to be at least 16 years old to get into these leagues unless your are granted exceptional status (very very rare). If you are granted exceptional status you are allowed to play at 15. If you get this status you are, well, exceptional. Players like Gretsky get status.
"I don't get it" "Me neither.........but I feel triggered" I am subscribing to your channel simply based on this astute satirical commentary right here. Carry on.
This video came out 2 weeks after I moved to Canada, my life would be so much easier all these years if they showed it as a part of the Residence Program
"You're lucky I sniped 3 goals or I'd be droppin the gloves right now."
My favourite part!
The best part of the whole thing. Second best ....when the dad tells his kid to go to Europe.
Love it
wow you said something they said in the video, you're so funny
@@seanhalperin6469 Wow, you commented on a comment from 2 years ago!
As a Canadian I was going to make fun of America for rioting over a election
Then I remembered we almost burnt down a city over a hockey game😂
In Canada we never riot for anything less important than an NHL playoff game.
Don't read my profile picture I remember that
YES A CANADIAN :D
69 subscribers without videos? They took er jooooooobs
Which one u talking about lmao 😂
Did they just call Timbits DOUGHNUT HOLES??? No. 1 rule in Canada: No matter what restaurant they're from, they are ALWAYS called Timbits!
agreed
uh no
It’s copyright
Emily T YES
@@benhughes6674 i agree they are not timbits unless they are strictly from Tim Hortons agruement over am i right!!
"where am i supposed to go
"europe"
made me die
Alright... lets get real here. It's never that easy to roll up the rim like that. Happy 150 tho!
RayClemTV
Yes it is you need to squish the cup and roll it up with the two thumbs
ALL AROUND MTB Thank you so much for that information, very valuable, I’ve always had to fight with my cup.
I think this video sponsored by Canada Post. No wonder it took so long to arrive!
*Delivery card left, your package is available for pickup tomorrow at **1:00** PM*
dotcomGone *3 days later* "Sorry sir but your package isn't ready"
WookusMusic lol
I ORDERED A PACKAGE IN NOVEMBER AND IG STILL HASNT COME
I will have you know my amazon package came 3 days early said 1 week
"Canada in my pocket" was my elementary school jam 😂
am i the only person that has had that singer come to my elementary school? like we had a fricken singalong
Yea he came to our school too, my child brain was in love
@@kianna.k same I'm still in elementary school he came 5 times
Juliana Frith Michael Mitchell?
@@trinketzz yes him
You forgot "forget lacrosse is a national sport"
Hocket should be
What is hockey but Lacrosse on ice?
TBNR Lyfe what is hocket? I’m quite interested.
Yup
@@cromux3191 lacrosse was canadas national sport. But because of the popularity of hockey, the government made lacrosse canadas national summer sport and hockey canadas national winter sport
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Post2Post people care about jr b
Post2Post love ur vids
Sup post
HAHAHAHAHA!!! i died. ''I just love soccer more'' - I don't have a son anymore....
I am not in your house
Wait a Montreal minute XD
what does that mean bud lol
As a Canadian I can confirm this is 100% accurate
Dylan Chan I'm Canadian to!
Dylan Chan ikr
Dylan Chan im Albertan ehh
Never seen anything better eh
Dylan Chan IT REALLY IS
Is anyone else here Canadian?
Manvir Sohi ye
Manvir Sohi oui
Manvir Sohi 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 yep
Can't wait to celebrate Canada Day. Go Canada!
Manvir Sohi MEEEE HAPPY EARLY CANADA DAY
Sorry caps lock was on
Who else has a love hate relationship with role up the rim
Bossy cowsce productions
yes lmao
I do lmao. I never win anything
I once one it like 5 times in a row
Me
Dont we all?
*Roll up the rim is pretty much the golden ticket*
Sizzy yes it is
That was the point.
Once I won a donut from a “roll up to win” and I was screaming
Back in January I won 3 Tim Hortons coffee and 3 doughnuts three days in a row.
PROUD TO BE CANADIAN! Now that’s some serious luck 🍀
@@null1487 I know. First time in 8 years lol
i once won a muffin and then the next day i went in to claim it along with a coffee and won another muffin. i then went out and bought a lottery ticket.
Patrick Donnelly lmao 🤣
This video: "How to be a Canadian"
Me: *Cries in Quebecois"
Ouaip ca fait chier comment on se fait oublier
On a pas vrm rapport au RoC selon moi de toutes façons
J'etude francais mais je ne peux pas lit ton commentair bien
Wow.Cet est dernier
Je vis en Alberta et je ne supporte pas les Québécois. Ils sont tous amoureux de Justin Trudeau 😠
Canada, the North America that succeeded.
What? At least we call a beanie, a beanie.
Otto Plotkin what?
Baiting arguments over county’s is kinda weird
Angel Mir You're not Canadian
Angel Mir Thanks
"Where am I supposed to go?!"
"Europe"
You should!
We got free hea- wait Canada...
Son: I dont like hockey...
Dad: Get out of my house!
Thumbs up for Canada, eh!
Turbomeow you know Eh means right? eh
Oh yea *bud*
Yeah, you MUST be an American because that is NOT HOW WE TALK
Dang Americans coming here and taking all are EH’S
It should've been I'm a Bruins fan instead of I don't like hockey
ArtsyGreninja i actually am a bruins fan and i am Canadian
Matt Gage
"Get off the Comment section."
"but at least I hate the Maple Leafs!"
"I said get off!"
HOLY SHIT LMAO dem's some fighting words
ArtsyGreninja I thought it was going to be "I'm a Bruins fan"
I'm a Canadian that dosent watch hockey, can't say I don't like it though... Close enough?
Yes thank you so much for making a part 2! I fucking love you guys and girls! Keep being awesome. Step 9 describes us Canadians the best.
“Where am I supposed to go? EUROPE!” -some random guys dad 2019
I honestly CAN'T STAND people who eat KD with ketchup.
Typing this while eating it with maple syrup
Yes like who tf puts ketchup on kd
... I did
@@g0r3gutzz72 ...
I’m sorry it was one time :(
@@g0r3gutzz72 *lowers gun*
I'm American and I absolutely loved this and understood this as well. Happy Birthday Canada with much love
i moved to the united states from canada a couple years ago and I FUCKING MISS KETCHUP CHIPS
and i'm going to miss canada 150 :(
TaranLoses why would you move to the u.s. its awful here
You can get then depending on where you live.
lmao Junior B
What is junior B?
A hockey tier. It goes from best to worst AAA, AA, A, B, C
In Ontario it goes:
-Pro junior (OHL, QMJHL, WHL)
-Junior A
-Junior B
-Junior C
Regardless of the level, if you're not in Jr A or higher by the time you hit 16/17 years old, you can pretty much kiss your career goodbye.
XxCurlyManxX completely wrong, u obviously have no clue what ur talking about. First off, it’s major junior not “pro junior”😂 second the OHL is the only major junior league in Ontario, the QMJHL is the major junior league of Quebec and the WHL is the major junior for the rest of the provinces.
Junior A, B and C are like feeder leagues into major junior. junior A being the most competitive. And you have to be at least 16 years old to get into these leagues unless your are granted exceptional status (very very rare). If you are granted exceptional status you are allowed to play at 15. If you get this status you are, well, exceptional. Players like Gretsky get status.
michael Nardi I think Tavares also got this status
People from Toronto: slang, run people's pockets/rob them, and flex fake designer
"I don't get it"
"Me neither.........but I feel triggered"
I am subscribing to your channel simply based on this astute satirical commentary right here.
Carry on.
As a Canadian I’ve never seen a more accurate video lol 😂
Ikr, same
LMAO i literally gasped when he said "i don't like hockey" so trueeeeee
The clip of the dude catching his wife cheating and then having a beer with the guy is comedic genius
"Are you wheeling my wife?" IM WHEEZING
Only 200 dislikes, they're even too nice to dislike the video
As a Canadian I can confidently say that this is all exactly accurate.
Oh god that first sketch literally happened to me 😭😂 I've got a video out on how to make poutine for non-Canadians 😂🇨🇦
I see that Charlie and The Chocolate Factory reference.
Sherlock
Mahalo dude! Eh!
Spencer Baldwin Mahalo my dude!!!!!
I started humming the national anthem in school and everyone stared at me and went,
"Is ThAt JusTiN BiEbEr??"
Then I went,
"no, its Justin Trudeau"
Kozume Kenma r/thathappened
These schoolmates better not be Canadian
@@aidanpaul2745 lol one of them was and you could tell that she was dying inside
America: We riot about an election.
Canada: We riot about hockey games.
Omg heaven has opened up and brought something a million times better than Christmas a brand new video
First upload in like 8 months, Good vid my dudes
Actually, our second upload in 8 months. ;)
Oh... Didnt see that aha
OceanBlue theme some fightin words
Also we are not a monarchy we are a democracy we just have a queen because we used to be under British rule
1:45, Murdoch Mysteries is one of my favorite shows!
I was just watching Murdoch Mysteries before seeing this video!!!!
"if you buy the right carton, you will never get spilled milk"
a quote by me, a Canadian
Remember to say “ Bud, Buddy, and Eh” in every single sentence.
It’s ok I’m Canadian
Step 1: be born in Canada like me
Satarday mornings with London the dog AKA "the littlest hobo"
Everytime ifht uploads its like Christmas morning
Gordon Larson Christmas in July!
Jared sorry, but you already slept through Christmas once LOL
Gordon Larson Ok
Jared you are what's wrong with the internet. How is could my opinion be wrong ranch
Gordon Larson I prefer ketchup over ranch, sorry
Maple syrup on bacon and sausages is actually really good
take that back RIGHT. NOW.
“In Regina” 😯 they mentioned my home city!
I cracked up at the ending :D
Finally
Dude. The intro song. I haven’t heard that song in so long
I love how everything is so Canadian down to the show she was watching
'Just gonna scooch right past ya' said every Canadian at some point.
Imagine If the boy won a free milkshake at Tim Horton's?
I laughed when he first said putine
Its pronunced as POO-TEEN
Pooteen not pootin
No one cares how it's pronounced, just shut up and eat it.... sorry, lol
it's easier to pronounce it when you're actually reading it like poutine in french
In French it pootseen, ask me how I know
pootsin*
Pootin or pootsin is fine. As long as long as you don't say pooteen.
Thank you Dr.Bong!
I’m American and I’ve been to Canada day it’s kinda dope
haha my family literally told me I wasn’t one of them because I said I didn’t like hockey 😂😂😂
Bruh
My brother doesn’t like poutine so my parents said he wasn’t their kid
Well you SHOULD like hockey. Some Canadian you are.
@@RCDW ikr
I’m so Canadien I know the 1st song word by word in the background
EESA Subedar I’ve got Canada in my pocket.... a little bit of history.... a penny and a nickel and a quarter and a dime mean a lot to you and me....
Big boy where you at homeboy
Tactical Bike Boys this is a perfect description of big boy
Tactical Bike Boys yess!!
Tactical Bike Boys you already know!!
Tactical Bike Boys #standwithscotty
Ok I'm a Canadian and I gotta tell you we do like half the things on this list lmao
I just got this 2 years later, thank you, this was fabulous
"Or live in the city" triggered Asian girl. Made me laugh haha
Loved the willy wonka reference haha
You Forgot Brawling over Hockey teams
(Go Oilers Go!!!)
Michael R Go Leafs Go!!!
Michael R Oh No we don't do that.
(fucking idiot)
Canucks, come at me.
Senators!!
Habs!!!
"no one gives a shit if you make junior B"
"ok people care about junior B'
😂😂 I can't breath
6:30 as a Canadian who has gone through social class this is hilarious
Actually in my experience in living in Canada not everyone is that nice some of us are jackasses edit wtf why dose this have so many fucking likes
Just like everywhere else
People aren't nice here, they're polite. There's a huge difference.
Like the youtuber JustDustin?
Sorry about that. :P
How to be a Canadian:
You be sure to tell Americans to mind their own business!!
How Americans think we drive eh mate ima just squeeze right by you eh
How we do creepy f ing Moses ahead of us here
LOL
Nice name bud but i hate newfies more
@@darthdragon2690 As a half-Newfie I'm triggered. Take off ya hoser.
@@RCDW sorry just a joke
You forgot the official Big Boy
This video came out 2 weeks after I moved to Canada, my life would be so much easier all these years if they showed it as a part of the Residence Program
Michael Mitchell brings me back to my Canadian childhood, banger choice
Hey, were hungry....whose open?!
This is the perfect voice for this 2:46
And is this filmed in the parking lot? 3:18
As a Canadian, this feels a bit insulting.
Same
Lol you guys are literally the Asian girl in the city
_”I don’t get this, but I feel triggered!”_
@@nuzzi6620 oh no, I get it alright. That’s why it’s rude and stereotyping
I mean, they are Canadian and they live in the city.
As a Albertan going to Calgary all The Time, Step 7 is so true for Granum
Roll up the rim to win= golden ticket of Canada
Whaaaat!! This is in Richmond!! The Thompson community centre damm I saw you thete
Hey! LeendaDProductions camio.
aw crap how do i become american again, i think i'm canadian now
Luke McPherson welcome
My mom complains to me that I'm too polite so step 1 is very relatable. CANADA FOR THE WIN!!!
I accidentally threw away a roll up the rim cup without checking... I feel like a bad Canadian.
2:40 sooooooo true 😂
Happy Canada day well I'm kinda early every like = 1 happy birthday to Canada
OceanBlue whatever, it’s just another excuse to drink 🤣🤣
Next one: How to be a skater
Just finding this....Absolutely 100%... Gold folks! GOLD!
The song at the start and end, made this so much more authentic
Sorry to say there bud but ya didn't miss a thing!
They Are not called donut holes they are Tim bits (btw in Canadian)
anyone here in 2019?
Natalia Osorio no
lol
Natalia Osorio im here in 2020
Moving the hockey net thing is something I did all the time
the saddest thing about roll up the rim is when you get please play again
Is anyone participating the Canada's Greatest Contest - HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? #RollUptheRim #RollUp150 @TimHortons
Kenny Pang I think you want Twitter...
Please do a how to be an Edmontonion
How to be australian?
Every time Canada and milk bag combines I just think of Smitty xD
I’m Canadian like if u are as well