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- Опубликовано: 23 авг 2023
- "Toni and Ryan" is a podcast by Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
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That was the best progression of a joke I've ever heard.
You need to hear more jokes.
@@elphbwckd212Come on, don't be one of "those" people! I'm sure it's not "literally the actual best" joke progression the person above has ever heard, it's just one if those things people say and you know it! People also forget jokes quickly and this person will probably be saying the same thing about ab different joke in a few months. That's how this stuff works!
With these guys I find it's not always necessarily the joke that cracks me up. It's the way these two feed off each other and crack each other up and crack themselves up! Either way, I also believe it was a great, natural progression. Not that I'm any expert, however humour is subjective and that's all that matters really. If it makes you laugh, then it's funny. If it didn't make me laugh, then it's not funny. Humour can often be both things at once, providing you're not behaving like a precious snowflake... Which thankfully we don't see often on this group. Sorry about the novel.lol
@@juliejenkins2376telling someone to not be one of those people, while being one of those other people.
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fr 😂
Best comment 😂❤
For those inquiring minds:
A bezoar refers to a collection of partially digested material that collects in the stomach. Bezoars occur in both humans and animals. Sometimes the material is not digested at all and tightly packages itself in the digestive tract. This causes a blockage in the stomach or intestines.
so like ... a hairball?
So now that question by Snape now makes so much more sense when he asked, 'where would you look if I asked you to find a bezoar?' And the answer was 'in the stomach of a goat.' So much sense.
@@Remle907 lmfao I'm so sorry. That's just immediately where my mind went.
Thanks...i was just about to google the meaning.
@@Khaleesi_Jacklmao ron came to my mind when she mentioned the bezoar
This doesn't seem too weird if it's a peanut butter sandwich, but very weird if it's a Reuben or a BLT.
My exact thought!
ANY sandwich, totally unhinged 😂
I love dipping peanut butter toast in my cereal milk but a whole sammy??! Normal non-toast bread?! Noooooo.
Do they have pb&j in Australia?
@@DangerHobi was making myself not long ago toasts with nutella and peanut butter,i should by some nutella and pb make some toasts and dip in milk!sounds good!
I love when one of them comes up with a clever and unexpected joke and the other then, after a laugh break, just escalates it and makes it 10* more funny😂😂😂
Nah- Total F*head! But y’all, one of the bests yet and I am here for it!!😭😭😭
I nearly spit my drink out with that D sore pun. 😂😂😂😂😂😅😊
That was gold 😂
Absolutely, I lost it at C, and then she went to D! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm a little bit upset she didn't say "if you keep going like that I'll make your d saw ESAU"!
@@TheGary623 🤣🤣🤣 well done ❤️
Such a god damn golden continuance from Toni😂
If you P-sore, see a doctor
An important PSA
This was an Isore
It's the the snappy writing of a sitcom but pulled out of their asses on the fly. So good. I can't.
the AI captions changing C-sore to seesaw 🤣🤣🤣
Lol I thought a see saw must have been an Australian joke for something else
Well he's got the concept down, someone change out his milk for a nice bowl of hot tomato and basil soup, or some chili, or marinara dipping sauce
No need, just change the sandwich to a Nutella sandwich or PB and J.
@@Abuqital2000 isn't it funny how none of us like soggy bread, but if we dip bread into soup and it's only soggy for a second then we like it? lol
@@stephanwatson7902 true lol
Cheesus 😂😂😂😂 I always got the biggest smile when I watch u two... ❤
I love both halves of this short I just haven’t figured out how they’re connected yet lmao
In Sweden, dipping cheese sandwiches in chocolate milk is a childhood rite of passage.
Skogsholmslimpa, smör, hushållsost och varm choklad. 🥳 Dock aldrig doppat i kall chokladdryck.
@@DoktorVinter2011I can't believe Skogaholm is still legal 🤢
You Swedes are always up to no good 😠
disgusting
These 2 are fucking great!
TOO BLOODY GOOD 😂😂😂
As a child I would always dip my Nutella breads into milk. I know it's gross but I honestly still do it sometimes. It's nostalgic and comforting. And great when the toast bread dried out
thats not gross at all cuz the bread is sweet
Its great
The lactose intolerant in me is dying inside. I can’t even…
God i love these two they never fail to be funny
What a run! Can you imagine being down the pub with these two?! Hysterical!
Toni’s fave days it all
Bruh y’all seem like you guys enjoy tf out of this 😂😂😂😂😂 glad to see it
I just lost it! Fucking hilarious
I love these two!!
Peanut butter sandwich dipped in milk is amazing!
The epitome of comedy 😂😂😂😂 the way the joke played out 😂😂😂😂
I love you guys. Fuckin hilarious and love how dirty minded yall are. Lmao my kind of people
Hello Vincent. Live pure excitement and joy over the smallest things just makes my day makes me smile on the inside.
These two are so quick. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I do it with PB&J specifically. Don't knock it until you try it
Me too!! I told a colleague to try it and they just said a flat No. 😂
@@crisspyg.9742 this might sound weird but put a little actual pepper in Dr pepper. I got told by someone at Pizza Hut when they still had a buffet and I still think about them to this day. No one is willing to give it an honest shot 😭😭
I feel this the only correct answer
Only a sweet sandwich like pb&j or a similar combination is acceptable... if dude is dipping his tuna or turkey then that's a big nah from me 😂
do you toast the bread? cause wet and soggy bread does not sound appetizing at all.
"Eeeee I'm Sore" 🤣🤣🤣
Omg I love you both so much lmao 🤣 💓
You guys are the best!!!
Well, that escalated quickly 😂😂😂😂
love their dynamic! 😂
You should meet my friend from a very religious family. His name is Esau
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Damn, did they have to give him a villain name?😂
@@abbiereynolds8016if their like the ones I know at a point you start running out of "good" named epically for girls my friend was Bee short for Bathsheba and she swore us to secrecy not to tell anyone her real name (yes baa didn't stick I guess)
@@abbiereynolds8016I know this wasn't your intent, but Esau is just, I believe, a Jewish name. Anti-semitism runs deep in kids media (especially in disney movies) so the correlation between villains and Jewish stereotypes is strong, whether people realise it or not.
This wasn't meant to call you out or whatever, it's just something interesting to think about :)
Okay wow lmao, bravo for that joke
Thanks, I needed a good laugh today! lol
😂😂😂😂 riot!!! Yall are a riot!!!!
That was hilarious!!!😂😂😂
THAT WAS GOOOOOLLD!!
You 2 have some real chemistry
😂😂😂 I've watched this too many times
Bezoar is unironically a great name for a Pokémon
😂😂😂 best progression of a joke ever
I CANT BREATHEEEEE 💀💀💀💀💀 I’ve only gotten to” in the milk?” “In the milk.”
You guys are too funny lol
Got us dropping f's more! 😂
HIS PROUD LITTLE "OH!" 😂😂
Peanut butter zarm...dipped in my coffee...oooooo yummo🤤💖
Zarm?
@@LaUnicaEsperanza Sarmies/ sandwich😉 bread with butter on and then your peanut butter. Close it ... slice it in half make a nice hot cup of coffee and dunk it in bite for bite ...ooooooh it is so nice 🤤
Nope. Nope nope nope nope 😂😂
I use beef broth and/or aujus with my roast beef and Swiss but not milk. Lactose intolerant ya know lol
Au jus is normal for roast beef though, but milk is very much not 😂
Toni is straight fire
you guys make me laugh so much!
Would not have worked without the Aussie accent but that was amazing lmao
I think he’s our lost brother 😂
Legit had to google what a bezore was 😂
U 2 are hilarious!!!!
I dunk my pb&j ESPECIALLY if you toast the bread. It's got a crunch with the slightly soggy texture from a quick dunk, so good 🤌
I have me know idea how we got from soggy milk sarnies to hair sucking lol 😂 but I’m so glad we did 😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant 🤩
I feel like every aussie kid gets told that bezoar story lol
Didn't know how that was going to end, but that was so great rofl
Well granddad used to leave a jam sandwich overnight in bowl of milk to soak up the next day and just eat it like it's pap😅😂😂
I used to do this as a kid!😂
I dipped all my food in milk, but I'm so happy I grew out of it.😂
Harry saved Ron with a bezoar though. 😂
When I was a kid, I learned the habit of dipping my graham crackers into water so I could eat them soggy. I am 31 now and I still eat them that way, but I really that literally no one else does it AND find me gross for doing it 😂
Some people have trouble biting into sandwiches or even chewing them. I knew a girl who would tear off little pieces of her sandwich and put them in her mouth to eat.
She eventually had jaw surgery to align everything and could eat normal finally.
I've seen speed eaters who would dip the food in water to make it easier to go down.
Perhaps the brother started doing this when there were no clean glasses and he always had a glass of milk with his sandwich. He cut out a whole step and didn't dirty a glass so he just kept doing it after the kitchen was clean!😋
Well that escalated quickly
I don’t get half of what they said but I’m laughing so hard I love you guys 😍
I dip my cheese sandwhich into my curry pot noodle 😂
For sweet sandwiches like jam, honey, nutella, peanut butter etc. dipping it in milk is great.
The tangents 😅
that got bad real fast haha
It’s normal for particular people. I instant it when I was a kid and it was a phase because I did see my classmate do this. I also started to instant sensory and texture issues for children and adults.
Can’t lie. I had to google Bezoar. And now I’m 🤢
47 years old.. I had to do the same! TIL
😂😂😂😂 A sore to B sore to seesaw to d sore lol
Genius.
My brother doesn't do that but he will drink milk with any meal. Steak, spaghetti, soup, sandwiches, etc and it always surprises me and we just stare at each other and laugh 😂
The bezoar story was in Grey's anatomy 😂😂
At least that girl wont be able to get poisoned. - potions class.
Bro is bringing back that great depression cuisine 😭
So i have done toast and cookies thats the line for me and milk 😂
My angel baby is Ava Claire. This totally made my day. I love seeing/hearing her name.
That's how that hot dog eating champion guy eats the hot dogs so fast.
My sister used to have toast with butter, cheese, and Bovril (essentially less intense Marmite), make herself a hot chocolate, and then DUNK THE TOAST INTO THE HOT CHOCOLATE. I was traumatised 💀
Let's keep it going someone do E? 😂😂😂
TOO...MANY...PUNS!!!!!!
My grandma dips her peanut butter sandwich in her coffee as well as her Pepsi.
There's a children's book idea in there somewhere 😂
Milk, no, but in hot coco? Yes!
Nah! That’s insane bruh, it’s insane
When I was a kid I would dip the crust of my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in chocolate milk, definitely a top-tier way to eat the crust.
normal or nah I watch Toni and Ryan 😂 jk love y'all
My grandad with false teeth dips all bread into his beer. iNsANE haha
A toasted PBJ?? Best believe it's getting dunked in a glass of milk. Shits fantastic
Peanut butter sandwich in tea 😂
My Nana use to tell me chewing on my hair would give me worms. That's how I stopped chewing on my hair. 😅
As a kid I'd do that with a piece 'n butter (buttered sandwich I'm scottish) 😂
I used to go out with a med student and she told me about same. They have a medical museum and in one jar was a 5 pound hair ball pulled from a stomach.Also was a tumour with eyes and teeth. Nightmare inducing.
Had to look up bezoar. I could MAYBE dip a pb&j in chocolate milk, but nothing else! Who wants soggy bread!
Nothing better than a grilled cheese sandwich in chocolate milk. Yum!