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  • @aeynosarturii8053
    @aeynosarturii8053 5 months ago +339

    Jimmy's talent lies not in the jokes, which are really damn funny, but in his ability to make fun of everyone while dropping some genuine admiration, gratitude, and wisdom on the audience.

    • @Ryanthusar
      @Ryanthusar 5 months ago +4

      It's called honesty

    • @Istaphobos
      @Istaphobos 5 months ago +9

      He is an absolute master of crowd work.

    • @unclegreybeard3969
      @unclegreybeard3969 4 months ago +5

      Or, to put it another way, he doesn't tell jokes, he just takes the piss, and there's nothing wrong with that.

    • @MultiverseAndy
      @MultiverseAndy 4 months ago +2

      Indeed!!

    • @samspianos
      @samspianos Month ago

      ​​@unclegreybeard3969outta everything in this crazy world 🎉

  • @DominiqueKlaey
    @DominiqueKlaey 2 months ago +89

    „Which birthday is it, Dave?“
    „Mine.“
    Legend. 😂

  • @bec5250
    @bec5250 6 months ago +273

    "You, my friend, are someone's rock bottom." So straight to the heart of the truth. Love it.

    • @michaeleager4635
      @michaeleager4635 5 months ago +4

      It's good to know there's someone for everyone. I'd like to think he's talking to me

    • @joesmoke9624
      @joesmoke9624 4 months ago +2

      “Write jokes” 🙄

  • @jouneymanwizard
    @jouneymanwizard 6 months ago +422

    "Success is a lagging indicator from hard work done earlier."
    Noting that one.

    • @justayoutuber1906
      @justayoutuber1906 6 months ago

      Although I know lots of people who have worked hard all their life and still aren't successful.

    • @cynicalphilosopher
      @cynicalphilosopher 6 months ago +9

      I was expecting him to make a joke about how she could become a middle-aged white guy.

    • @ricgondo
      @ricgondo 6 months ago +5

      Can we pin this to the top?

    • @andrejsurdevics6476
      @andrejsurdevics6476 6 months ago +1

      A reply could have been "I hope to be there when you finally get it".

    • @bjako
      @bjako 6 months ago +4

      Too funny. I just did before I saw your comment. 5th from Jimmy and I don't even really write down quotes; just 9 now.

  • @DreamSmuggler
    @DreamSmuggler 6 months ago +53

    I really love the gems of wisdom he stealth drops in his shows.
    "success is a lagging indicator for work done earlier"

  • @HuckinRox
    @HuckinRox 2 months ago +20

    "Don't be the best... be the only." Great words. Thanks Jimmy.

  • @seanweir7311
    @seanweir7311 6 months ago +77

    I never thought I would be laughing at a joke about door mats.

    • @DiogoStuart
      @DiogoStuart 6 months ago +1

      I laughed really f’ing loud 😂

    • @lilv47368
      @lilv47368 6 months ago +3

      I legit had to look them up and see that those are actual descriptions of doormats, lmao.

    • @Kevster3000Psyker
      @Kevster3000Psyker 11 days ago

      Well, not Literal ones at least. Metaphorical Doormats however are begging for it, but they just get walked all over instead :)

  • @kashiffdottin736
    @kashiffdottin736 Month ago +16

    Dominator outside, Barrier inside. Get both.

  • @stratusblassiere3522
    @stratusblassiere3522 5 months ago +87

    I love how the partially blind guy had no job, and Jimmy shifted the subject into another direction instantly, instead of dwelling around a socially awkward subject. Likewise I have seen him oblitorate the person and they love it. He really knows his people and how to react in the most optimal way. Like the efficiency and flow of the jokes makes my brain feel good.

    • @JeffRobertson-m7v
      @JeffRobertson-m7v 5 months ago +22

      Jimmy wants to have fun, not bully people. He knows the difference.

    • @TS-yd6cn
      @TS-yd6cn 5 months ago +6

      Ooh yes, efficiency and flow. I like how you expressed this.

  • @songofruth
    @songofruth 5 months ago +51

    "Success is a lagging indicator of hard work." That's a nice bit of wisdom in this immediate gratification society.

  • @Lyd_2006
    @Lyd_2006 6 months ago +363

    Blind person here. I love how Jimmy dealt with this interaction!!! Unimployment rates among blind people are staggering, but that's because of society, and more complex social issues, not because blind people can't work. Jimmy seemed to understand that so well. And his knowledge about the range of blindness too. So impressive, because most people don't know that info. What a legend!!!

    • @christopher.knight
      @christopher.knight 6 months ago +64

      You probably won't see this, but I wish you the all the best.

    • @yepimacat
      @yepimacat 5 months ago

      ​@christopher.knightclassic

    • @Ryanthusar
      @Ryanthusar 5 months ago +49

      @christopher.knight - Wont see it, but sure will hear it :D

    • @daosdresari7349
      @daosdresari7349 5 months ago +4

      Actually... blame the Americans with Disability Act.
      It made disabled employment decrease, it was higher before it passed decades ago.

    • @BlueVelvetHorse
      @BlueVelvetHorse 4 months ago +20

      Didn't you watch that this was filmed in BRADFORD, UK???
      😂

  • @Joozzua
    @Joozzua 5 months ago +39

    Im Slavic live in UK over 20 yrs and Jimmy is the best over here. His jokes hits like shovel. respect

  • @TabularConferta
    @TabularConferta 2 months ago +20

    Today I learn that there are different types of doormat....and that I have a barrier.

  • @danos1011
    @danos1011 5 months ago +33

    love this guy absolute genius - can deal with every situation - knows when to be serious and when to be funny. unreal

  • @flutini1
    @flutini1 Month ago +11

    "Success is a lagging indicator of hard work done earlier" - truer words have never been spoken...
    Also, thoroughly enjoyed the format of intentionally interacting with the audience. You are very good at it. Cheers!

  • @BeachGramps
    @BeachGramps 6 months ago +61

    "Don't be the best. Be the only." 9:57

    • @DiogoStuart
      @DiogoStuart 6 months ago +6

      Beautiful words :)

    • @lamhotingjason9066
      @lamhotingjason9066 Month ago +1

      I’m reading “the Almankack of Naval Ravikant” which has similar message and that gave me an eerie excitement

  • @HalobloxGaming
    @HalobloxGaming Month ago +6

    this man is brilliant.....i never get bored watching him perform ...totally amazing talent

  • @tempestwood
    @tempestwood 6 months ago +25

    Jimmy is super talented to ad lib his show based on audience texts.

  • @spireal4083
    @spireal4083 6 months ago +72

    Success is a lagging indicator of hard work done earlier. Brilliant.

  • @jonopens
    @jonopens Month ago +2

    "Success is a lagging indicator from hard work done early," is legitimately insightful. Cheers from the US!

  • @blackknight3496
    @blackknight3496 5 months ago +8

    The blind guy got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TriviaManiaXX
    @TriviaManiaXX 6 months ago +10

    2:04 I've now decided what I'm going to be for Halloween...
    I'm going to be Lianne The Dominating Doormat Seller of the UK.

  • @JayDubster
    @JayDubster 5 months ago +8

    The doormat thing just got worse as it went along 🤣🤣

  • @protorhinocerator142
    @protorhinocerator142 3 months ago +3

    "Success is a lagging indicator of hard work."
    And I'm sure that wisdom is part of what got him to this point.

  • @wendyworkman7160
    @wendyworkman7160 3 months ago +3

    Love how Jimmy goes from funny to a serious positive experience and brings everyone along on his ride.

  • @onisnazir1317
    @onisnazir1317 6 months ago +34

    True modern British comedy legend , gotta respect the grind, he tours the country and the world non stop, glad he found a following in america, just wish the videos were longer😂

    • @maikee72
      @maikee72 6 months ago +2

      He truly loves his art. ❤

    • @robertlaw.
      @robertlaw. 6 months ago +1

      Cosy with the dictatorships of the middle east too, how very British

    • @WastedFrog3652
      @WastedFrog3652 6 months ago +1

      @owenmccarthy6935 Generally, people born and raised in England, are called English, regardless of their parents country of origin. Especially if they were Irish, not exactly from Albania. Nice try though

  • @replicant357
    @replicant357 14 days ago

    5:49 … THAT IS CROSSING THE LINE!!
    Well done Mr Carr for the way you handled that “heckle” .

  • @kyleward7080
    @kyleward7080 6 months ago +11

    Love that Jimmy just moves with times, understands crowed work videos are good and RUclips and other platforms are good money makers... Guy knows how to maintain an income

  • @Luthlan
    @Luthlan 6 months ago +9

    I'm selling barrier cream. All moisture goes to the dominator.

  • @signifyingcracker
    @signifyingcracker 4 days ago

    "Success is a lagging indicator of work done earlier."

  • @MakeMeMiko
    @MakeMeMiko 6 months ago +9

    Good and obvious idea with the door mat message. Unbelievable execution on the responses.

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 6 months ago +5

    I'm not Bri'ish, but I love the warmth and affection Jimmy has for Brits up and down the country and they have for him. Yeah, yeah, self-selecting and all that but still.

  • @Sparty1986
    @Sparty1986 Month ago +1

    Don't be the best, be the only! NICE

  • @vmbrister3278
    @vmbrister3278 17 days ago +2

    Hi, Jimmy, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, USA... You're my very favorite comedian, Thank you! You make my day, Every Day! Love you!❤🔥🔥🔥

  • @richardmoreno5023
    @richardmoreno5023 5 months ago +4

    Jimmy’s a savage!! Fkn hilarious 😆🤣😂

  • @GranRey-0
    @GranRey-0 6 months ago +7

    5:03 "that is disgusting" 😂

    • @troybernier2968
      @troybernier2968 3 months ago +3

      THaht is disGUHS-Tin! I love how much weight is behind that accent

  • @EdNash-l5b
    @EdNash-l5b 2 months ago +1

    Thanks Jimmy for cheering us up.😊

  • @Itwillallbeok666
    @Itwillallbeok666 6 months ago +5

    I love his random laughs 😂😂

  • @kenwdowler
    @kenwdowler 6 months ago +114

    He does come up with good advice and shows that he really loves his job AND his audiences!!!

    • @ryanolsen294
      @ryanolsen294 6 months ago +4

      @WillowTitov😂u must have got this info from the max man!

    • @JD1010101110
      @JD1010101110 6 months ago +2

      He mostly loves money, no?

    • @kenwdowler
      @kenwdowler 5 months ago +4

      ​. Listen, Naysayer!! I'm a doctor and so do I, but I love all my patients and enjoy making them feel better!!

  • @mikebartoli4755
    @mikebartoli4755 5 months ago +3

    You want Likes and subs... You got it. You're my new favorite comedian today.

  • @thefunniestfarm4731
    @thefunniestfarm4731 6 months ago +6

    1:05 A moat. With crocodiles jumping in the air and drawbridge up.

  • @WillTaylor-g4j
    @WillTaylor-g4j 4 months ago +1

    See how kind n deep he can be ❤

  • @SammyStomaShow
    @SammyStomaShow 5 days ago

    Jimmy just showed up on my recommendation feed a couple of weeks ago
    Before that I had no idea who he was
    Now I can't stop binge watching his stuff 🤣

  • @alswedgin9274
    @alswedgin9274 6 months ago +12

    Always funny!

  • @gregs4563
    @gregs4563 26 days ago +1

    thanks again jim

  • @miekesmit7012
    @miekesmit7012 2 months ago

    Jimmy was given a great gift

  • @DJ_RickyB
    @DJ_RickyB 6 months ago +10

    Good to see you going strong. I remember doing a gig with you (sound/lighting etc.) at The Celtic Manor many many years ago for some odd awards that involved pens and paper!!! That was a superb night. May you keep doing what you enjoy :-)

  • @uuciuao8s8s-lw2ob
    @uuciuao8s8s-lw2ob Month ago +1

    Jimmy, you are a fantastic comedian!

  • @BrianDempsey-f2o
    @BrianDempsey-f2o 4 months ago +3

    You Jimmy loves to take the Mickey out of unsuspecting knuckleheads who have no idea what's coming.......& we & they love it!

  • @helenangilley9436
    @helenangilley9436 3 months ago +4

    Video didn't load properly, and I thought the lack of visuals was a meta joke.

  • @spiritualdeath101
    @spiritualdeath101 2 months ago +1

    Class act.

  • @tecwzrd
    @tecwzrd 3 months ago +7

    Funny thing is Jimmy doesn't have a daughter, he has a son born in 2019. I noticed he tends to roll with whatever comes out of peoples mouths.

  • @smokeyBandit-o1r
    @smokeyBandit-o1r 6 months ago +8

    Remember red alert 3 command and conquer Tesla style 😂

  • @Dr.Mike9661
    @Dr.Mike9661 2 months ago

    "Don't be the best; be the only," that is a profound statement, and much appreciated.

  • @Chickenandfriends1583
    @Chickenandfriends1583 5 months ago +2

    We love you Jimmy! ❤❤😂❤❤❤

  • @williamking632
    @williamking632 6 months ago +4

    You are a great comedian Jimmy.. thanks for the laughs..

  • @theludonarrian
    @theludonarrian 2 months ago +1

    13:40 I'm crying and I can't breathe 🤣

  • @BoldDreadman
    @BoldDreadman 6 months ago +5

    Salisbury show was briliant mate😂😂

  • @saywhat303
    @saywhat303 6 months ago +3

    Jimmy looks like an uncanny valley version of a robot.

  • @finaoo1167
    @finaoo1167 2 months ago +1

    "Doormats" should be a euphemism, which would mean he's on the right track

  • @Dream.big.dreams
    @Dream.big.dreams 6 months ago +4

    Because you asked and because you are incredibly funny, I subscribed!

  • @ProfessorAugustusBarclayYaffle

    Brilliant working the room nobody's safe. The Air Traffic Control line was a gem.

  • @aycha_1449
    @aycha_1449 Month ago

    "You help manage the disappointment, don't you?" 🤣🤣

  • @unkleeyerose
    @unkleeyerose 6 months ago +4

    When he says hi to his audience. I feel like he phrases it like a request. "Please dont make it weird." Then they always do.

  • @VictoriaGrabaskey
    @VictoriaGrabaskey 3 days ago

    Very funny Jimmy. You are very quick clever and able to deal with some tough guys out there❤

  • @jsours1
    @jsours1 6 months ago +1

    My favorite. Keep it up....

  • @mkvv5687
    @mkvv5687 5 months ago +2

    Who remembers that show with Rock Bottom and The Master Cylinder?

  • @NancyWPS
    @NancyWPS Month ago

    💙 Love your work

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney4141 3 months ago +2

    I feel like there's a universal hatred of field hockey (shinty)

  • @martinraxyz
    @martinraxyz 6 months ago +2

    When I think about it, that choice of doormats is quite interesting.

  • @hereismyusername007
    @hereismyusername007 4 months ago

    He is fast, and always plays the part. This man is the real deal!

  • @michaelpurbrick3115
    @michaelpurbrick3115 6 months ago +87

    Jimmy, not everyones cup of tea, Personally love him, true comedian. Gives as good as he gets and quick at it. He can have a laugh at any subject and we all need some of that. Very much appreciated, thank you.

  • @agalgonzalez
    @agalgonzalez 4 months ago +2

    It is a logical choice, being blind a spoken comedy show or a musical performance would be about the only forms of entertainment that he could almost fully appreciate.

  • @geoffreygroom2436
    @geoffreygroom2436 6 months ago

    always hilariously amazing

  • @RonaldOliver-e7b
    @RonaldOliver-e7b 2 months ago

    Thank you!

  • @wheelchairukulelewithlollipop

    loved iit Jimmy... cheers Micky 🤠

  • @mauriceridesout
    @mauriceridesout 6 months ago +2

    Saw a vid of Bradford in 1902! Wow what a difference.

  • @4fuxache
    @4fuxache 2 months ago

    Big Dave and Triggers broom 😂

  • @vacation_generation
    @vacation_generation 6 months ago

    Brilliant

  • @colinlambert791
    @colinlambert791 6 months ago +2

    Tried to book for Bournemouth in November 25 and it was FULLL booked by June!!!

  • @kenyarborough812
    @kenyarborough812 6 months ago +17

    regarding the doormats, she's asking whether it's inside (stops moisture from leaking to floor), or outside your door.

    • @richardcooper9167
      @richardcooper9167 6 months ago +2

      Ahhhh! Thank you, now that makes sense 😂

    • @cryalot378
      @cryalot378 5 months ago +1

      Can't it be both? 😂 First get rid of the dirt outside, then soak up the moisture inside

  • @markmaisy4858
    @markmaisy4858 Month ago

    Genius🤣🤣

  • @forgettheknots
    @forgettheknots 6 months ago +1

    Genius

  • @robertgreybeard1432
    @robertgreybeard1432 3 months ago

    Thks

  • @MarkBowenPiano
    @MarkBowenPiano 6 months ago +3

    7:20
    Should have said "Break a leg" 😂

  • @mcass3663
    @mcass3663 6 months ago +6

    I sell shower curtain rings for a living.

  • @miajohnson1428
    @miajohnson1428 23 days ago

    I watched a video where at a comedy club someone yells out they're blind so the comedian starts talking to him. Come to find out the guy is sitting at a table with like 4 other blind gentleman....wait for it...they are on a blind BOWLING team! 😂😂 priceless

  • @pauldashwood2897
    @pauldashwood2897 5 months ago

    Love it ..😅

  • @pauldrumwell4922
    @pauldrumwell4922 5 months ago +1

    There's some great content on the Diary of a CEO with this chap.

  • @richh6790
    @richh6790 6 months ago +1

    @2m:40s - sounds just like Bab's Cabs... IYKYK

  • @asc.445
    @asc.445 5 months ago +1

    Sophistication, Ive been to Leeds! 😉😉

  • @DavidDowling-c6p
    @DavidDowling-c6p 2 months ago

    Talking about door mats you should have walked all over that that subject Jimmy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisgraythereal
    @chrisgraythereal 6 months ago +2

    A blind man called look? 😀

  • @Mgp-Rc
    @Mgp-Rc 5 months ago +2

    Love ya guts buddy, come to AUSTRALIA!!!!!

  • @joesmoke9624
    @joesmoke9624 4 months ago +1

    Doesn’t like when someone belittles his own - typical!

  • @TheSosacms
    @TheSosacms Month ago +4

    Mormons have a pretty impressive sense of humor. They joined in the fun a bit when South Park guys made Mormon the Musical.

    • @Kevster3000Psyker
      @Kevster3000Psyker 11 days ago

      I could see them actually putting on their own Version to tour & drum up interest.

    • @Kevster3000Psyker
      @Kevster3000Psyker 11 days ago

      God Loves Laughter! A lot of Christians forget this.

  • @violagentsch
    @violagentsch Month ago

    The chinese lady is working for the Learing Center. 😆

  • @snelgrave101
    @snelgrave101 6 months ago +1

    Airgun ammunition sounds like certain toys also, the dominator, the penetrator, the eliminator, the predator etc.

  • @peterwilliams7356
    @peterwilliams7356 4 months ago +1

    Thgis guy knows how to react to trash comments lol, he is professional in his response!

  • @itchykami
    @itchykami 6 months ago +5

    Has Carr gotten way funnier? I think he has!