The Tanzanite Script - Mkurugenzi Diastories 2 Ep 3

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
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  • @Mkurugenziii
    @Mkurugenziii  Год назад +66

    For more information about Imbuko V, Please contact us on bit.ly/WhatsAppMkuru and text my promo code Mkuru05

    • @manusharzy2908
      @manusharzy2908 Год назад +3

      Mkuru pale headline hitters tumengoja sana😢😢😢😢🎉

    • @veritemutabazi8131
      @veritemutabazi8131 Год назад +3

      Huyo Masai alipewa 3m USD ni WA tz

    • @agneswanjiku6544
      @agneswanjiku6544 Год назад +1

      mkurugenzi some of the videos za head line hitters ...inasema aty may be inappropriate for some users ..what do I do so as I can see them

    • @veronicairungu1864
      @veronicairungu1864 Год назад +1

      Me nangoja ya undercover in Dubai 😅😅 kidogo Arif flani ashikwe😂😂
      Thank you mkuru at least nilichanua msee ju wuuueh 😆😆😆 ngoooooriiii😅

    • @TobyMnyama-uk1rr
      @TobyMnyama-uk1rr Год назад

      Am from tanzania and that guy was given 9 billion Tanzania shilling

  • @wendywangarew6379
    @wendywangarew6379 Год назад +73

    I'm I the only one who loves this dry jokes 😂?
    I'm I the only one who gets excited to answer this dry jokes?
    I'm sure we are many !
    As always,Mkuru ,it's a pleasure listening to you!

    • @cookwithnimmo
      @cookwithnimmo Год назад +13

      Hizi unless upake mafuta ndio iteleze kwa akili😂

    • @Mkurugenziii
      @Mkurugenziii  Год назад +11

      I appreciate it Mkurugenzi!

    • @barasaemmaqulate5662
      @barasaemmaqulate5662 Год назад +6

      Wewe Wacha mimi hizo jokes Huwa narewind kama nonsennnnnzzzzz😂😂❤

    • @wendywangarew6379
      @wendywangarew6379 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂 na ku guess the city itaangukiwa na iyo joke 🤣

    • @harrisonnjau6077
      @harrisonnjau6077 11 месяцев назад

      @mkurugenzi naomba email yako nipo na story ngori

  • @sol-bt5jm
    @sol-bt5jm Год назад +131

    Tanzanite which tanz out😂😂😂😂

  • @waihiga124
    @waihiga124 Год назад +39

    SO PROUD OF THIS KENYAN AND HIS FRIENDS kina Bi Mukuru, Njugush, Cele, Butita, Phil etc.

  • @jedidahjedidah5811
    @jedidahjedidah5811 Год назад +8

    Niko hapa live live...stories in perfection. Btw Mkuru was thinking because watu wengi wameconiwa na watu kuenda majuu and it is usually a lie then some of this people wanakatalia nahuko ... Kuna vile wanaeza get justice, tell us the method au how they can get those people wako nahuko prosecuted.The interpol can't help they deal with bigger offenses so how else? Kindly

  • @AggiesVine
    @AggiesVine Год назад +20

    This Maasai is called Ole Laiza and he found those two huge Tanzanites in one of his Mines in Arusha. The government compensated him 2Billion Tsh. I don't remember the exact weight of the stones but this was barely 2-3 yrs ago

  • @rebeccasiyiapei8535
    @rebeccasiyiapei8535 Год назад +10

    Me being a maasai,...from Kajiado😂.....ama wacha tu, i lowkey felt at home 😁

  • @javy_c1k
    @javy_c1k Год назад +5

    Mkuru jaribu kufanya research ya story ya jama anaitwa, "godogodo" ambae alihangaisha Nigerian government for a decade then tuchapie kwa headline hitters🙏

  • @bornashae777
    @bornashae777 Год назад +5

    Mkurugenzi leo nawatch live Shukran Mkuru🥰👏

  • @ignatiusnamema3228
    @ignatiusnamema3228 Год назад +2

    If the government discovers oil on your land thats their property na wakipata bangi hio ni yako aiii irony of life

  • @gabrielkwayu5791
    @gabrielkwayu5791 Год назад +15

    Hi Mkuru one of your biggest fan in Tanzania, the story id a banger just to clarify on the picture of the Maasai man holding the Tanzanite rough stones is Saniniu Laizer and its more recent it was 2020 his mine had the biggest Tanzanite stones i bet ever recorded. But yes there are many pictures of maasai's holding the stones since the area where its mined is more of a maasai inhabited area.

  • @tomhosebon4392
    @tomhosebon4392 Год назад

    In 2020 I had an encounter na nili nyoroshwa, from Kupangwa at KCA to Muthahig aPolice Station to Ola Plaza, na ni hivo nika sanywa. Na vile time ya Covid maisha ilikua imechapa watu. Mkuru niko na story lakini sio Diastories

  • @samwelwafula7365
    @samwelwafula7365 Год назад +18

    Today you actually listened to my complaints of late airing.

  • @NASHK
    @NASHK Год назад +34

    From Tanzanite to tanz-a-night-mare😂

  • @thehunterrmusic
    @thehunterrmusic Год назад +4

    Si hii kitu ungeweka saii mkuru...

  • @elizabethmuturi9497
    @elizabethmuturi9497 Год назад +40

    My reason to smile after a long stressful day

  • @mariesoni7189
    @mariesoni7189 Год назад +8

    I have been laughing from the time Mkuru started the story to the end ..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dennisgacheru4125
    @dennisgacheru4125 Год назад +1

    Long live mkuru,,you never how you impact our lives out here❤❤❤❤❤

  • @modimplez
    @modimplez Год назад +1

    Huyo maasai anaitwa Mr. Laizer, been involved in tanzanite mining for some time but this was the BOOM moment. In fact ilitokea twice within a short span of time.

  • @fredrickmuthai1187
    @fredrickmuthai1187 Год назад +23

    I find myself re-watching these Mkurugenzi stories 💯✌️,,, Simply the best, keep up Mkurugenzi 🤗

  • @esthermukami2398
    @esthermukami2398 Год назад +15

    I knew it Leo Tuesday lazima mkuru atuekee kakitu🎉🎉🎉

  • @vincentrotich3539
    @vincentrotich3539 Год назад +1

    Hio Reggae tune inaslap🔥🔥🔥 24:20

  • @collinsmaina6096
    @collinsmaina6096 Год назад +4

    Mkuru unajua diaspora 6.5million ksh nikaa walitoa 3000dollars😂😂😂nikaa walikuwa wanachanga mzinga

  • @ryanotieno3717
    @ryanotieno3717 Год назад +19

    What another banger. You never cease to amaze us Mkuru. Whenever I feel bored, you always make my day. Continue with the same spirit.

  • @dorocess
    @dorocess Год назад +2

    Those who don't watch you mkuru, what do they do?,, They're really missing a lot in this life💯😊😊...mimi na nyumba yangu,we do you for living 🤗🤗🤗

  • @OsmanK699
    @OsmanK699 Год назад +1

    Eti "unaona mafisi, mafisi wenzako". 😂😂😂

  • @wabiubeatrice3491
    @wabiubeatrice3491 Год назад +24

    Always a relief to listen after hustle...more love and more stories 💕

  • @carodenkinya2154
    @carodenkinya2154 Год назад

    mkurugenzi my all time favourite storyteller

  • @davidgitahi4150
    @davidgitahi4150 Год назад

    Mkuru stories zako ni for life

  • @Kenyan_Zoomer
    @Kenyan_Zoomer Год назад +9

    We also have Tanzanite below Tsavo Park, but we are being good boys and protecting wildlife; for now.

  • @mkadinali_ent.
    @mkadinali_ent. Год назад +3

    mkurugenzi nlikam tz dar el saalam kigamboni jana from kenya, and finally nawatch hii tanzanite episode nkiwa tz ,what a coincidence

  • @victornjagi6081
    @victornjagi6081 Год назад +12

    As always mkurugenzi never disappoints ...alafu mkuru Ile story ya under cover in Qatar the continuation naingoja sana bana 😂

    • @WILMA_
      @WILMA_ Год назад +1

      Hata Mimi!!!

    • @martinwambua1848
      @martinwambua1848 Год назад

      Am waiting for this too,,, 😅inatoka lini

  • @fishwear391
    @fishwear391 Год назад +4

    Mkuru always on point
    premiere gang hadi mwisho

  • @agnesladasha5641
    @agnesladasha5641 Год назад +1

    Good job much love 💛 💛 💛

  • @onesmwaura8928
    @onesmwaura8928 Год назад +1

    What a way to advertise and beat drums for grand acres. Maze bro uko tops big up

  • @ednahmuyoka1260
    @ednahmuyoka1260 Год назад +17

    Mkuru for once leo nimewatch live..makofi tena🤣i can say show imekuwa 🔥🔥🔥❤

  • @stephensy1831
    @stephensy1831 Год назад

    Mkurugezi kuna story naitegea sana unichapie, kuhusu wale majamaa walkuwa na 123k safcom lines, wenye walkuwa wamechukua fuliza nazo.

    • @stephensy1831
      @stephensy1831 Год назад

      Make sure umenitag kama request, ✌️ peace

  • @safarispirit
    @safarispirit Год назад +5

    Shout out ya Dakar, Sénégal 🥰. You keep us going as we struggle with French 😂. Another amazing episode. Asante 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @roywachira7932
    @roywachira7932 6 месяцев назад +1

    that has to be the best joke so far😂😂

  • @21himself-
    @21himself- Год назад +6

    nimecheka sana🤣🤣🤣 from tanzania mkuru nipe like yangu

  • @SKy-us1nc
    @SKy-us1nc Год назад +7

    For once naiwatch live manzee😂

  • @mkadinali_ent.
    @mkadinali_ent. Год назад

    the background music whoever discovered it ,it's liiit

  • @kapanchey1179
    @kapanchey1179 Год назад

    Io joke ya kuanzia si funny😆😆tunacheka tu juu ww ni mkuru.😂😂😂

  • @emilymula645
    @emilymula645 Год назад +7

    I recall the real masai - he's got many wives...etc
    Also, "tanzanite" would make me think it is connected to 255... just to arouse my 'conscious ' how is it from 254🤔🤔

  • @johnrogeo2161
    @johnrogeo2161 Год назад +1

    aliwatenda proper

  • @VictorNdegwa-s5i
    @VictorNdegwa-s5i Год назад +1

    Mkuru my favorite

  • @Yeat17-
    @Yeat17- Год назад +1

    Hii from Texas

  • @Psych0path09
    @Psych0path09 Год назад +2

    Mkuru wameguzwa scam ya 7mil 6.5 ya shamba na 0.5 ya journalist😂😂 In 2010 my gad that was a bulk amount

  • @emmanuelmutinda8236
    @emmanuelmutinda8236 Год назад

    Mkuru me ni unipe hiyo kazi ya kudesign maskani yako Kajiando..Ah! mmh, support mkuru-mwenza kwani iko nini?

  • @Bradtownley254
    @Bradtownley254 Год назад +5

    walai isikuwe imerudiliwa

  • @BlessedWanjiiiiii
    @BlessedWanjiiiiii Год назад

    Omg 😳 watu wanaibiwa kimala mala hivyo?😊

  • @HilaryGaston
    @HilaryGaston Год назад +1

    WaTz tuko kuanzia mwanzo wa hekaya tukisema mmhhmmmm🤣

  • @nashroeshell689
    @nashroeshell689 Год назад +4

    Mkuru story moja ya Aviation na moja ya HipHop itakua tu sawa

  • @briannosh9789
    @briannosh9789 Год назад +4

    After stressful day alafu mkuru anapunguza mawazo😊

  • @ryankruz5899
    @ryankruz5899 Год назад

    gathee hiyo imeweza

  • @marawildgroup3809
    @marawildgroup3809 Год назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 Kiliwaramba!!!! Haki, Kenya is not for the faint hearted.

  • @doctorharry
    @doctorharry Год назад

    In the Building watching from Barbados 😎😎😎

  • @margaretkanyingi4720
    @margaretkanyingi4720 Год назад

    Biggest fun in praslin seychelles

  • @Trulyappreciated_ke19
    @Trulyappreciated_ke19 Год назад +1

    Mkuru surely , unatuchapia story za watu wanaponea na the best schemes in this world , alafu unatry kutuconvince huwezi tuteach another lesson 😂😂😂😂mkuru tukue to serious 🤷😂😂😂😂

  • @Oresther
    @Oresther Год назад +2

    Ukipata Minerals kwa compound yako Gover's properties... But wakikuta bangi kwa compound yako hiyo ni yako.

  • @eduh_chiboh
    @eduh_chiboh Год назад

    Hizo dry jokes hukuwa na ufala tu😂😂😂😂😂....mkuruu uko tu fiti

  • @Kariminjagi07
    @Kariminjagi07 Год назад +4

    I am following your stories from way bk..now that am home for vacation..am enjoying every episode😂😂😂Endelea you are doing a good job#therapy to us kenyans

  • @luisjorjodiaz6450
    @luisjorjodiaz6450 4 месяца назад

    Wakenya mnataka kusema hamjawahi kumsikia BILLIONAIRE LAIZER!!!!!

  • @taamir0016
    @taamir0016 Год назад

    😂😂😂 Mkuru,,,,a moment of silence for our fallen soldiers 🪖 at Garrisa 😢

  • @stevemutinda5245
    @stevemutinda5245 Год назад

    Mkuru izo mahindi umesema hapo mwisho kujia farm inputs kwangu hapa emali

  • @Johnchege7205
    @Johnchege7205 Год назад +2

    Mkurugenzi aaa umeweza mbaya nipe job tuchekeshe hao watu

  • @domiekhan
    @domiekhan Год назад

    Mkuru im always late on time... But nashukuru huwaga napata notification

  • @diananzuu6282
    @diananzuu6282 Год назад +3

    Creativity at its best 😅😅thanks mkuru....we always learn alot from you.

  • @Sautiyamajini
    @Sautiyamajini Год назад +1

    Hakuna Mkuru mwingine huyo mwingine ni photocop😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @petermaina2013
    @petermaina2013 Год назад

    😂😂🤣🤣Hiyo Starter joke imemoohdah!! 😂😂

  • @kingdanyal254
    @kingdanyal254 Год назад

    Tell us the story about Bermuda triangle

  • @africamagazine7993
    @africamagazine7993 Год назад +2

    Hiyo picha sio sahii,cause hiyo ni ya 2020..na story yako ni 2006..Those are the biggest ever stone to be discoreverd By Mr laizer,Who is the one the gretest miner in Tz

  • @snaphommie
    @snaphommie Год назад +1

    Mkuru sikuhizi ukipiga story hakuna sound tracks kama kitambo. Zilikua ziko na impact sana, ongea na BEN.

  • @evaevance9415
    @evaevance9415 Год назад

    😂😂😂 watu wako majuu wanapigwa mbayaa

  • @EricMuriithi-i3m
    @EricMuriithi-i3m Год назад

    Unda movie ya hii mkuru😂😂😂

  • @Lewiskiplagat-ps5dl
    @Lewiskiplagat-ps5dl 5 месяцев назад

    Mkuru una funza wezi wadogo kuibia watu in large quantities 😢😢😢😢😢😢😅

  • @unityacademydancecrew2211
    @unityacademydancecrew2211 Год назад +5

    It is about to go down wakurugenzi hola

    • @mashutv7433
      @mashutv7433 Год назад

      Akitufanya tutamkuta mpaka iyo Minnesota anashidaga akituabia 😂😂😂

    • @annettenyokabi9133
      @annettenyokabi9133 Год назад

      No wakuhola😂

  • @Pawspective-g8q
    @Pawspective-g8q Год назад +2

    eti niko na shamba kajiado na niko hapa na pigwa tear gas na ma camera...hehehehe

  • @silasmathew9728
    @silasmathew9728 Год назад +1

    the man who’s holding the tanzanite is saniniu laizer from arusha tanzania he found them btn 2019/2020 if i’m not wrong that picture is taken by millard ayo mkuruu not muzungu wenaaa😂❤

  • @amken
    @amken Год назад +2

    Mkuru hiyo pic ni ya recent bana

  • @edgarelia3035
    @edgarelia3035 Год назад +2

    Am from 🇹🇿 ,I love the stories ..fan forever

  • @dancankhisa
    @dancankhisa Год назад

    My army

  • @anitabell4203
    @anitabell4203 Год назад +1

    Ni Kama video !!! Manze. Hiyo story ya Tanzanite brings a very resonating memories. Mi niko na marafiki wa Congo. Congolese can get a huge stock of gold akipalilia mahindi. aki Karibu juu a, unaingizwa Ndani. Ama Waukesha refugee. Ngori 😅 😅😢😢😢

  • @yusufmati2626
    @yusufmati2626 Год назад +1

    that maasai was paid by magufuli government he discovered that tanzanite in his farm some of money he used build a school in local area

  • @Ekwenye_
    @Ekwenye_ Год назад

    Shout out to Dakar Senegal alavit

  • @abuunatse1805
    @abuunatse1805 Год назад

    Mkuruuu am in let's do business 😂😂😂😂

  • @phoncechriss
    @phoncechriss Год назад

    The masai holding Tanzanite anaitwa Saniniu Laizer mkazi wa Simanjiro anamiliki mgodi wa madini Arusha Mererani na alipata $3.4m , KSH 474,970,000 ,TSH 8,000,000,000

  • @menddzecotv1417
    @menddzecotv1417 Год назад +4

    I got you ✨✨all

  • @cold_streets.lyrics
    @cold_streets.lyrics Год назад +3

    TUDUM...jaba isifiwe

  • @chrisnyagah7012
    @chrisnyagah7012 Год назад

    Mkurugenzi sijui ama unajua Israel yote ni wakuru...turns out they have one thing in common
    the 'jews' 😂😂😂❤❤

  • @danielmwangi1801
    @danielmwangi1801 Год назад +1

    Nakula story za mkuruu nkiwa nmesmama ndio nsikae njaa😊

  • @TribesofManchester
    @TribesofManchester Год назад +1

    tuone Mafisi wenzako Mafisi 😂

  • @elishasimangwa990
    @elishasimangwa990 Год назад

    Huyo jamaa kashika madini ni SANINULI LAIZA, thamani yake Tz 3+bilion

  • @truthcal6269
    @truthcal6269 Год назад +1

    we hyo masai ni 1 of the billioner in tz na yupo hivy hvy mnavy muona na ndo binaadam alie wahi kumiliki tanzanite kubwa duniani hayupo binadam mwngne alie wahi pata jiwe kam hiloo anaitwa laiza huyo hatari kabisa😅😅😅

  • @kenwamuyu3409
    @kenwamuyu3409 3 месяца назад

    huyo relative ni mwenye aliingia kwa sewage??

  • @sojaboi4958
    @sojaboi4958 Год назад +1

    Good thing with mkuru treats every fan with respect and dignity to be in this channel supper story teller kenya have and will ever have coz we really love you man support iko juu siku zote👑

  • @T.W3022
    @T.W3022 Год назад +1

    Who saw where this story was going na mguu kabisa after Mkuuru kutukanja na story kama hiz😅😅😅

  • @Sirkingmoses
    @Sirkingmoses Год назад

    Maze hii ni noma😁😁😁😁😁

  • @njorogewanjuguna
    @njorogewanjuguna Год назад +2

    Kimani pewa juuuuuice kwa bill yangu 😊

  • @brigjahbeloved6862
    @brigjahbeloved6862 Год назад

    Uko na less than an acre bro. Bei ya hustler