@@nyxmoonveil Though many slot machines are programmed to slip a couple panels here and there so the timing is never consistent. They just hide it so people continue to believe they can get the timing down if they keep playing.
@@nyxmoonveil basically thats because it finds a result almost immediately and then from then it spins in circle but it has a time limit for spinning and speeds up or slows down to get to the result you rolled pretty sure. It's like on table top sim where the dice doesn't always look like it rolls but it did.
Omg that first results spin thing where it just randomly jumped to failure is too real! That’s 2020 right there. Thank god Cox is here to put a funny spin on it all.
Please continue this! It was fun watching and I stopped midway to look up where I could get this because it looks fun as hell. Also naming one of the crew members who died 'Sean Bean' was just the best.
This might sound odd but I LOVE the way you did the intro this week. Something about the way your voice got quieter and louder with the music of the game and it all flowed felt very well done. Just want to say that YA DID GOOD!
Man, this reminds me of the one time I played the Oregon Trail card game with some friends. I was the first player to go, and I immediately got bitten by a snake and died. lol.
I play a game called Space Station 13 and in it they've a spin off of the Oregon Trail called... Orion Trail. Kinda nice to see an actual game of it though :P
@@bognosticator Ew. Don't even care about his poor ham-fisted writing, i'm more concerned with his treatment of employees and denying them bonuses while he gets his own.
Shame that the game is entirely RNG, otherwise it would have had potential - as is, it might as well play itself, for what little influence the player has on things.
I like it, but frankly they need to revise the visual display of the roulette. It's a little bit funny to watch it lurch sometimes, but mostly it is frustrating by denying you the sense of anticipation that's half the appeal of a good slot machine. It wouldn't even be that big a fix.
The moment I saw that name I was awaiting that KHANG! exclamation and Jesse certainly delivered! lol (Star Trek reference for those of you who don't get it)
@@Ha19000 while you are correct, 999 doesn't bear the Zero Escape name despite being part of the series so it's always best to mention it by name since some people might not even know it's part of the series. Unless they get the game on steam that is
Love how the devs made this game in 4:3 aspect ratio, so it wont look right on any device you play it on. Be it ultrawide, a standard 16:9 computer or laptop, a smartphone, or a tall 18:9 smartphone, or an iPad. They were just like. NOPE for the sake of "retro", we're gonna force black bars on everything. Because no reason. Sigh. Why they do diz? Meanwhile im playing OpenXcom in 16:9 1080p no prob.
Ughhhhh, Janeway? Granted, she would have been a great captain if she had been in charge of DS9, but her crew deserved better than her general hypocracy and self righteous chest pounding. Janeway in charge of DS9 would have given those Bejorans what they deserved though, so I can't day she's a bad captain: just a bad one for Voyager. 🖖🏽
Neil Druckman ? How about NOPE ! So much of his "rolls" are critical fails or hit. I call bullshit on that. I bet those rolls are fake, the outcome is baked in dependent of the choice. I think that game's going to be a pass for me.
I would love a full series of this! Every mission! Every cheesy reference!
that result roulette is infuriating
@@nyxmoonveil Though many slot machines are programmed to slip a couple panels here and there so the timing is never consistent. They just hide it so people continue to believe they can get the timing down if they keep playing.
@@nyxmoonveil basically thats because it finds a result almost immediately and then from then it spins in circle but it has a time limit for spinning and speeds up or slows down to get to the result you rolled pretty sure. It's like on table top sim where the dice doesn't always look like it rolls but it did.
Omg that first results spin thing where it just randomly jumped to failure is too real! That’s 2020 right there. Thank god Cox is here to put a funny spin on it all.
Raena Bush oh that’s to true.
You would not believe your eyes if millions of fireflies destroyed your crew in outterspace
(please take me away from here)
Blue is in the goo. Some of that dead space good good
This has got to be the best mix of Star Trek and Oregon Trail that has ever been thought of!
Turns out this game is not called "Onion Trail" like I initially read it as.
Blair Bird You should make that, imagine you could have it set in a food based world, all trying to get to onion territory.
Sounds a little too trail of tears for me.
Jesse: Steve never leaves his room
Me, a Steve: Of course not, there's a pandemic Jesse, jeeze!
Please continue this! It was fun watching and I stopped midway to look up where I could get this because it looks fun as hell. Also naming one of the crew members who died 'Sean Bean' was just the best.
Wait.
Hol up.
Its Friday. This wasn't supposed to upload today.
Oh don't worry, for all you US plebs, it may be Friday, but to anyone else, mostly, it's Saturday.
Its saturday for me LOL
Maybe jesses heart lies in the orient
It's gotten worse. He's so late it's happening on a Friday again 😉
Fraturday
I love how appropriate it is that Janeway rides a pile of corpses across the galaxy lol
I'd love to see Jesse finish this game. It would be so exciting.
This might sound odd but I LOVE the way you did the intro this week. Something about the way your voice got quieter and louder with the music of the game and it all flowed felt very well done. Just want to say that YA DID GOOD!
28:05 Humanoids with freakish ape heads. Now be respectful Jesse. Jesse! Jesse, what did I tell you? Mission complete.
Obviously the Janeway team would have zero diplomacy. Jesse trying to keep it authentic
I'd watch more of this for sure.
Man, this reminds me of the one time I played the Oregon Trail card game with some friends. I was the first player to go, and I immediately got bitten by a snake and died. lol.
I love the StarCraft Battlecruiser quotes, Jesse :D
'Blue is in the goo' makes a triumphant return from being lost in Dead Space.
FINALLY! Been voting for this since polling started!
well we learned this fan friday that with captain jesse every mission is a suicide mission
Good looking out, Patreon.
This game is pretty dope.
Cupcake. I agree.
You finally got it haha! I’m happy for you! Good job Patreon squad!
I see you everywhere!
Wolfstorm701 Secretly I’m always lurking in the shadows. Waiting to pounce. That and I have no life. 🙃🤭
10:24 It's Mentok, the Mindtaker! Oooohwweeeeoooh! I miss Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law.
> Pick your chief engineer
> all candidates have literally 0 science stat
Welp, this mission is doomed.
I've never been early to a Fan Friday! So excited!
me too!
I can't believe it's finally Orion Trail time😆 what a journey
I play a game called Space Station 13 and in it they've a spin off of the Oregon Trail called... Orion Trail.
Kinda nice to see an actual game of it though :P
"When I play Oregon Trail I go hard"
Okay, how long until the whole crew dies of Space Dysentery?
This game has some FTL vibes as well as Oregon Trail
1st roll, jesse's entire crew dies of space dysentery
I'd love to watch a play through of all the levels :D
Thanks for the upload Jesse!!!
PLAY MORE OF THIS!!!
I strongly hate that my brain kept reading everything as Orgion trail and Milky Way despite knowing its not that.
Initiate the Janeway Protocol!
THATS MY TRAIL
Clean up your mess then.
@@QaRajhCreations
Never
I was waiting for the reference at 26:43.
Pretty cool. Would love to see modes with like even more officers?
that as a very accurate depiction of star trek voyager, except less people died
ah janeway the
WAR CRIMINAL
im not sorry
Always a little upset when he doesn't finish the intro
Neil Druckman? That's just asking to die from mismanagement.
Why the hell is that creep in the game?
@@Wolfstorm701 He gave a ton of money to the Kickstarter iirc.
@@bognosticator Ew. Don't even care about his poor ham-fisted writing, i'm more concerned with his treatment of employees and denying them bonuses while he gets his own.
Letting the ads play to support my fave youtuber as I read the comments before the video starts
More!
Shame that the game is entirely RNG, otherwise it would have had potential - as is, it might as well play itself, for what little influence the player has on things.
Dude the probability drive deep cuts
Looks like a less stressful FTL.
I like this. Plenty of failures like a legit Oregan Trail. xD
I like it, but frankly they need to revise the visual display of the roulette. It's a little bit funny to watch it lurch sometimes, but mostly it is frustrating by denying you the sense of anticipation that's half the appeal of a good slot machine. It wouldn't even be that big a fix.
Here to say I love Fan Fri/Fratur day!
MOAAAAAAAR!!!
MOOOOAAAAAR
Why does the games movement look so choppy outside of the events screen?
More please
I bought this before you were done with the intro 🤣🤣
Feign Distress? What part about this situation was feigning?
I really like the look of this. Getting FTL vibes.. :D
Don't talk shit about Space Dandy's hair, Jesse.
Jesse common! Michael Jackson got burnt filming a commercial 🤦♀️
Holy shit I remember this game a few years back in beta
Please give us more
The moment I saw that name I was awaiting that KHANG! exclamation and Jesse certainly delivered! lol
(Star Trek reference for those of you who don't get it)
Probability Drive more like Get Fucked Drive (good video, fun times)
Is it just me, or does Jason Flythe look like a Bizarro World version of Civvie?
bought this game cause of you
Bless this mess
Yeeeeeeeeessssss
The RNG is strong with this one...
FAAAANNNN FRIDAYYYYYYY!!!! Thank You!!!
Buyin this rn lmao
More more more
BAPALAPALAPA F-F-F-FAN FFFFFFRIDAY
21:55 a jojo reference....ok
MORE!! please??
This looks awesome. Can't wait to Organ Trail.
I think Carrion covered that
@@ShyDragoness you beat me to that response xD
I am here for this bullshitery
lol all of Jesse's choices lead to conflict.
You should check out Organ trail for sgs. It's a basically a zombie oregon trail.
he did.
/watch?v=tJUTMLuQkGA
Oh dang how have I not seen that?? Thanks!
@@flaninnacan it *has* been 8 years
naruto is love.. luffy is life
Based on name alone I hope this is a space parody of the organ trail.
Maybe I'm falling prey to the dreaded "Whoosh", but Organ Trail is a parody of Oregon Trail, the original game all of these take inspiration from.
That roulette is absolute garbage
Why is Neil Druckmann in this game?😂😂
is it just me, or is Jesse not doing a full fan friday intro anymore, but is always purposefully interrupting himself?
It's a Cox Tease Fan Friday guess. Tantric Fan Friday intro.
Still waiting for Zero Escape playthrough :(
Why not 9 hours 9 persons 9 doors first?
@@Ashurman666 well yeah but zero escape is the series name
@@Ha19000 while you are correct, 999 doesn't bear the Zero Escape name despite being part of the series so it's always best to mention it by name since some people might not even know it's part of the series. Unless they get the game on steam that is
Why is the game running at 15fps?
stop cutting off the intro
Jane way was the worst captain.
Love how the devs made this game in 4:3 aspect ratio, so it wont look right on any device you play it on. Be it ultrawide, a standard 16:9 computer or laptop, a smartphone, or a tall 18:9 smartphone, or an iPad.
They were just like. NOPE for the sake of "retro", we're gonna force black bars on everything.
Because no reason. Sigh. Why they do diz? Meanwhile im playing OpenXcom in 16:9 1080p no prob.
I hate how he keeps baiting us with the intro
More fall guys
Ughhhhh, Janeway?
Granted, she would have been a great captain if she had been in charge of DS9, but her crew deserved better than her general hypocracy and self righteous chest pounding.
Janeway in charge of DS9 would have given those Bejorans what they deserved though, so I can't day she's a bad captain: just a bad one for Voyager. 🖖🏽
What a bs roll system that was. Be consistent, either always the extra boop, or not. Geezus.
FTL meets Star Trek meets Oregon Trail meets Star Trek meets FTL.
Neil Druckman ? How about NOPE !
So much of his "rolls" are critical fails or hit. I call bullshit on that.
I bet those rolls are fake, the outcome is baked in dependent of the choice.
I think that game's going to be a pass for me.