Defending 100,000,000,000 People From Space - Solar Smash

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @mrchickinman9984
    @mrchickinman9984 3 года назад +449

    another little thing: if you get rid of the dyson sphere shell and leave the star, you can use two anti matter bombs to instantly break it. after that, take control of the 66 spaceships and go inside. if you fire at the right angle, the blast will endlessly go around the inside of the shield until it breaks

    • @meistermonsieur6954
      @meistermonsieur6954 3 года назад +11

      Words

    • @Chompie18
      @Chompie18 3 года назад +25

      My one brain cell can’t understand

    • @commanderjj9918
      @commanderjj9918 3 года назад +9

      i tried it before and it was amazing

    • @GilgaLev
      @GilgaLev 3 года назад +3

      I try that and it's beautiful but when I entered to it my head is dizzying

    • @AkimonoTheCommenter
      @AkimonoTheCommenter 3 года назад +9

      Sorry I don't speak enchantment table.

  • @jer1917
    @jer1917 3 года назад +64

    Captain Sauce:"Why is it so hard to enter Uranus"
    Me:"I guess it's too tight"

  • @RobinRhombus2
    @RobinRhombus2 3 года назад +518

    Kamakaze space dragon would be a sick band name.
    I'ma write that down.

    • @Sonicbro-xx6sg
      @Sonicbro-xx6sg 3 года назад +8

      Why, you're starting a band?

    • @DanteofSparda5376
      @DanteofSparda5376 3 года назад +7

      That's what she said 9:31

    • @flacopwa2976
      @flacopwa2976 3 года назад +6

      How many band names has solar smash inspired

    • @mindmaster4565
      @mindmaster4565 3 года назад +1

      Too late It's my second channel now...

    • @bonkboi5820
      @bonkboi5820 3 года назад +2

      What about suicidal aliens? that seems like a promising name.

  • @jennifercabreros1668
    @jennifercabreros1668 3 года назад +98

    "it's puckering around me, it's puckering really quick!"
    -captainsauce, 2021

  • @subzerogaming2604
    @subzerogaming2604 3 года назад +694

    Just wanted to let you know ever since I've started watching your videos. You're a very funny guy. Thank you for all the good videos

  • @CJ_1406
    @CJ_1406 3 года назад +191

    "I rather drink a Corona than contract it."
    - CaptainSauce 2021

    • @near5148
      @near5148 3 года назад +2

      I think he means the beer

    • @Scouton-healthbelike
      @Scouton-healthbelike 3 года назад +13

      @@near5148 No sh*t Sherlock

    • @marble228
      @marble228 3 года назад +3

      I hate these people who quote lines and people just give them likes, no creativity

    • @glyphicgames7591
      @glyphicgames7591 3 года назад +6

      @@marble228 *S H U T*
      The point of it is quoting funny and/or important things said in the video.
      (In this case just funny)

    • @davidfrancis5902
      @davidfrancis5902 3 года назад +3

      @@near5148 WOW CONGRATS HE FOUND IT OUT GUYS
      NOT LIKE WE KNEW ANYWAYS

  • @hhowdy
    @hhowdy 3 года назад +203

    “What’s up guys welcome back to Solar Smash”
    That game where no matter how hard you try, you can’t destroy a gas planet…

    • @gamingwithderrick6834
      @gamingwithderrick6834 3 года назад +2

      You can and he did it in this very video

    • @Postposterous
      @Postposterous 3 года назад

      You can, but I DEFY you to make it THROUGH a gas planet with the dragon. I haven't given up, tho!

    • @coatguards8032
      @coatguards8032 3 года назад +7

      Yup, it's hard to ruin Uranus

    • @Postposterous
      @Postposterous 3 года назад

      Coat Guards You'd be surprised

    • @george42614
      @george42614 3 года назад +1

      No matter how hard you try you can't not make fan of flat earthers

  • @captainpalegg2860
    @captainpalegg2860 3 года назад +35

    4:08 actually, interesting fact about mercury: its rotational and orbital periods are in a 3:2 correspondence (is that the right terminology?) (mercury takes about 60 earth days to rotate around its axis and 90 days to orbit around the sun). this means that one day on mercury, as measured from sunrise to sunrise, is actually equal to *two* of its years.

    • @LiveSeruio
      @LiveSeruio 3 года назад +2

      That İs actually very.
      Thank you good human.

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary 2 года назад +1

      another day, another year

    • @valdemarandersson3234
      @valdemarandersson3234 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@yeetionaryAnother day, another dollar. More like a sand dollar. 🦀

  • @jazzbean6520
    @jazzbean6520 3 года назад +42

    Caps videos are so good I don’t even need to watch the video to know it’s gonna be a great 15 to 20 minutes.

  • @tyaknight4057
    @tyaknight4057 3 года назад +43

    captain sauce: “idk why I am ducking like that will help me”
    Me: I do the same thing all the time

    • @evecampbell3069
      @evecampbell3069 3 года назад +2

      It's the same thing as leaning around a corner to see and turning a remote to steer a car on a racing game.

  • @theoofer478
    @theoofer478 3 года назад +110

    Captainsauce is the type of guy to make you shit yourself ironically laughing because of his uranus jokes

    • @lepizzarabbit3172
      @lepizzarabbit3172 3 года назад +5

      You speak from experience?

    • @theoofer478
      @theoofer478 3 года назад +8

      @@lepizzarabbit3172 I speak from lots of experiences... don’t worry though, it’s because I watch him while on the toilet.

    • @brucewilson7793
      @brucewilson7793 Год назад +1

      No swearing sir. (JK Cap swears all the time i don't really care)

  • @Cthulhu4President
    @Cthulhu4President 3 года назад +10

    "Why is it so hard to get into Uranus?"
    Men everywhere have been asking this question for a long time.

  • @CH3FPYR0
    @CH3FPYR0 3 года назад +61

    This man never gets old the way back from 2016

  • @cr1tera
    @cr1tera 3 года назад +14

    Hey cap, I have discovered that if you have a custom planet and but a shield around it, then launch some planet destroyers at it the shield will stay there even thought the planet is gone

  • @theones8285
    @theones8285 3 года назад +155

    I didn’t know about his eye problems when I recommended “I expect you to die 2: the spy and the liar”

    • @Mrmesteriouss
      @Mrmesteriouss 3 года назад +1

      Ok

    • @jamiegollinger5057
      @jamiegollinger5057 3 года назад +2

      you beat me to the comment

    • @darwynv2019
      @darwynv2019 3 года назад +4

      I didn’t know
      THERES A ANOTHER ONE?
      omg I want him to play it now

    • @gotsomham
      @gotsomham 3 года назад

      @@darwynv2019 did you read the comment

    • @nomed_0862
      @nomed_0862 3 года назад

      I have played and beat it you should look into it and thank you for mentiong it

  • @winged_destro
    @winged_destro 3 года назад +19

    “Planetary dingleberries” is my new favorite term

  • @letsplaybarrysmod5815
    @letsplaybarrysmod5815 3 года назад +73

    The jokes Captainsause makes always puts a smile on my face.

  • @callumcoombs7579
    @callumcoombs7579 3 года назад +6

    anyone remember "I can't press jump and shoot at the same time!" -Rex, Toy Story 2. I'm getting those vibes from cap

  • @thisisanameyoudontlike9226
    @thisisanameyoudontlike9226 3 года назад +5

    i played this game and i am astonished you could still play it enough to make 10+ vids on this sandpaper of a game.

  • @lordaragon901
    @lordaragon901 3 года назад +7

    Actually Mercury has the shortest YEARS of all the planets, it’s days are the longest in the solar system with one day taking up 58 earth days, Mercury has 88 earth days in its year so one day on Mercury takes up more than 2/3 of its year. Because of how slow it rotates plus how close it is to the sun, one side is more frozen than the center of a hot pocket, while the other side is burnt more than the pizza you left in the oven before leaving the house.

    • @muschi6623
      @muschi6623 3 года назад

      In theory, there is a habitable zone

    • @lordaragon901
      @lordaragon901 3 года назад

      @@muschi6623 well yes but you’d have to constantly be moving at the same pace as the rotation of the planet, too slow? Fried. Too fast? Frozen

    • @muschi6623
      @muschi6623 3 года назад

      @@lordaragon901 make a train that matches the orbit, and we have ourselves a movie

    • @lordaragon901
      @lordaragon901 3 года назад +1

      @@muschi6623 oh my god that would be an epic movie, I would definitely watch that. It could be called like, “The Mercury Express”

    • @muschi6623
      @muschi6623 3 года назад

      @@lordaragon901 better claim that shit

  • @klemziboy1305
    @klemziboy1305 3 года назад +8

    Im always happy when i see Cap uploaded. It makes me laugh and can turn a bad day around. Love your content keep it up

  • @justforcommenting3973
    @justforcommenting3973 3 года назад

    15:25 its a critical HIT, thank you very much.
    (but reference very much appreciated, made my day)

  • @KRYPT_iD777
    @KRYPT_iD777 3 года назад +15

    Always love your videos man, your jokes have gotten me through some tough times. Keep up the good content and have a wonderful day 👍

    • @huang111
      @huang111 3 года назад

      Ah another basic comment describing how they like the youtuber using the same sentences

    • @KRYPT_iD777
      @KRYPT_iD777 3 года назад +1

      @@huang111 ah another basic hate message from someone who always has to add their input

  • @SCP--cf4xo
    @SCP--cf4xo 3 года назад +17

    Wow, I never thought I'd hear Cap make a Dungeons and Dragons joke.

  • @mickeymouse8123
    @mickeymouse8123 3 года назад +13

    How many times has cap came up with awesome band names

  • @callhimtim3188
    @callhimtim3188 3 года назад +2

    Mercury is so close to the sun that it's tidally locked, meaning the same side always faces the sun. So the days aren't short, they're infinite

    • @dr.blockcraft6633
      @dr.blockcraft6633 3 года назад +1

      @Psyche No.
      it Takes about 2 mercury Years,
      or 176 earth Days, for 1 sunrise To sunrise On mercury

  • @xeroclan9595
    @xeroclan9595 3 года назад +3

    That intro brings me joy in knowing that when it's done, endless death and destruction will ensue.

  • @Racetta
    @Racetta 3 года назад +10

    Quote of the day:
    "Why is it so hard to get into uranus"

  • @joejardine4489
    @joejardine4489 3 года назад +14

    You should destroy half the shield then fire the laser that bounced into the other half from above

  • @benofurch5260
    @benofurch5260 2 года назад +1

    0:36 uranus had explosive diahhrea 😳😳😳 (vine boom effect)

  • @tonyhernandez5018
    @tonyhernandez5018 3 года назад +6

    He deserves so much more subscribers

  • @Kamikaze_space_dragon_official
    @Kamikaze_space_dragon_official 7 месяцев назад +2

    0:17 HOLY SHIT HE MENTIONED ME

    • @theautisticdoomgod
      @theautisticdoomgod Месяц назад

      I bet you changed your username and pfp JUST for that.

  • @gordier6787
    @gordier6787 3 года назад +34

    I swear like 60% of the jokes in this series is just
    “Uranus”
    * laughing *

    • @peaceomolola9230
      @peaceomolola9230 3 года назад +2

      _Did you mean?_ 60% of the jokes in this series are some new variation of:
      Flat earthers are stupid

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette 2 года назад

      Is there a problem with that?

  • @crablord8499
    @crablord8499 3 года назад +1

    Been here since 100k subs... You haven't really changed... and that's a good thing! The reason I started watching your videos is because your dumb jokes and witty commentary were always so entertaining, as well as you playing awesome games, it made you the perfect RUclipsr! Glad to see that you have only improved, keep up the good work!

    • @fightersquadking4938
      @fightersquadking4938 3 года назад +1

      I watched cause of the battle cats and that way I play it and is Matt Shea his brother

    • @crablord8499
      @crablord8499 3 года назад +1

      @@fightersquadking4938 I love the battle cats, but I don’t think he and Matt Shea are related.

  • @GoatV12158
    @GoatV12158 3 года назад +9

    Hey sauce this is a amazing video I can tell just by the first 49 seconds

    • @muschi6623
      @muschi6623 3 года назад

      For me it's 20 seconds, but I suppose you're not bad

  • @parkerbrown4104
    @parkerbrown4104 3 года назад +1

    The sudden realization that he probably should have made fun of flat earthers is probably one of the funnier things I’ve seen in a while

  • @VampChic10210
    @VampChic10210 3 года назад +9

    That’s one intense shield

  • @electroninja7419
    @electroninja7419 3 года назад +11

    My guess on how the shield works is that it is designed to hold up against heavy attacks on multiple fronts, but directly hitting it with rocks on the center of each panel, breaks it.

  • @wackyguest2560
    @wackyguest2560 3 года назад +11

    I don’t think you can protect 100B of yourself sauce

    • @huang111
      @huang111 3 года назад

      There is literally a b. Billion

  • @leilanymendoza9805
    @leilanymendoza9805 3 года назад

    7:43 wow poor choice of words breaking uranus truly made me chuckle

  • @memester8857
    @memester8857 3 года назад +8

    Love your videos, keep it up!

  • @Servox312
    @Servox312 3 года назад +1

    A great video as always, CaptainSauce!! Any chance you can do I Expect you to Die 2?

  • @miklklosin_
    @miklklosin_ 3 года назад +14

    Dnd reference!
    When he said ‘It doesn’t look like the Dyson sphere, but it looks like I’m trying to roll a critical”

    • @mobbcentral4675
      @mobbcentral4675 3 года назад +1

      Yes
      I to watched the video

    • @Mr_Rykes
      @Mr_Rykes 3 года назад +4

      Dnd fans are like Germans, they constantly have to point out anything closely related to dnd or germany.

    • @masonbruner1239
      @masonbruner1239 3 года назад +1

      @@Mr_Rykes That was the most specific and inaccurate insult I have ever heard

    • @Mr_Rykes
      @Mr_Rykes 3 года назад

      @@masonbruner1239 yeah that’s about the quality you should expect from an insult based off a very obscure and very unfunny meme.

    • @masonbruner1239
      @masonbruner1239 3 года назад

      @@Mr_Rykes well now i'm genuinely curious what meme you're referring to

  • @golraggolnaz9575
    @golraggolnaz9575 3 года назад +2

    “Why is it so hard to enter Uranus”
    -Captiansauce 2021

  • @KingDragonScar
    @KingDragonScar 3 года назад +5

    I love you sauce keep UP THE SAUCE

  • @TaskmasterS1721
    @TaskmasterS1721 3 года назад

    CaptainSauce: "Also, 'Kamikaze Space Dragon', real strong name for a band".
    Me: "He's got a point, especially if it's a rock band".

  • @underdog2559
    @underdog2559 3 года назад +8

    try putting like 100 drills in one place then make them move a little and it just goes boom

  • @MrMatt-ls3pn
    @MrMatt-ls3pn 3 года назад +1

    Space Dragons: "Heheheheh. I'm going to destroy Uranus for good"
    Uranus: "Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom. Tasty Space Dragons😈"
    Space Dragons" DAMMNNNN IT!! WE TO YOUNG TO DIE"
    RIP SPACE DRAGONS LOL 🤣🤣

  • @jouster5875
    @jouster5875 3 года назад +7

    Cap is so funny. I would bench watch him for hours!

  • @whatislife3645
    @whatislife3645 3 года назад +1

    MESSAGE TO CAPTAIN SAUCE:
    Btw Cap, some emulators (like Bluestacks) let you configure controls for different games so you could put a WASD pad above one of the controls and move around easliy, it may help you for another episode of this game if you read this, have a good day!

  • @lemonade741
    @lemonade741 3 года назад +6

    I feel like you have the potential to be future Jacksepticeye

  • @sebastiangalvis4862
    @sebastiangalvis4862 3 года назад +8

    Try using the heat laser and the freeze laser on the sun in system smash

  • @wigglyranger340
    @wigglyranger340 3 года назад +14

    I love your vids! They make my day every time i see one

    • @leoriedel1182
      @leoriedel1182 3 года назад +1

      Okokokokokookokkookokokokok. Laalalalalalala. A boo boo bo alalala ba ba ba ya ya ya oo oo you like my song

    • @JoyEssays
      @JoyEssays 3 года назад +1

      Hello fellow jacob

  • @Coreupt
    @Coreupt 3 года назад +2

    THEY UPDATED ROOM SMASH BOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIISSSSSS

  • @Mully_Mullet
    @Mully_Mullet 3 года назад +9

    Yes

  • @connorbrown4954
    @connorbrown4954 3 года назад +1

    Hi cap I’ve been watching you for years now and I just wanted to say thank you for always making me laugh I love your vids and keep making great content.😁

  • @zachcar861
    @zachcar861 3 года назад +4

    Captain sauce u make me die laughing every time I watch ur videos

  • @TheRoyallyScrewed
    @TheRoyallyScrewed 3 года назад

    1:40 Using the freeze Ray on the sun is kind of like touching the back of someone’s neck with cold hands. Except instead of just flinching, the sun gets so spooked that it commits die.

  • @below_averqge8206
    @below_averqge8206 3 года назад +11

    "Hello, I’d like to order a Solar Smash Space Dragon."
    "Sir… This is a Wendy’s."
    " *o h* “

  • @AncientOne777
    @AncientOne777 3 года назад

    2:05 the kindred thank you we have longed for the eternal night

  • @gooselord8993
    @gooselord8993 3 года назад +3

    Captainsauce go play I expect you to die 2 please like so he can see please

  • @methane5211
    @methane5211 3 года назад +2

    This guy has so many Uranus jokes that it scares me

  • @justarandombird
    @justarandombird 3 года назад +3

    "There is so much gas in uranus" seriously... 😂

    • @darkwolf0328
      @darkwolf0328 3 года назад +1

      Hey it held it in for decades k

  • @SenxKujo
    @SenxKujo 3 года назад +1

    I just love how we all make fun of flat earthers without actually knowing anything ourselves. I wonder if there is an alternate paradox where anyone calling someone stupid immediately gets smacked by like an omnipresent being for being blind lol.

    • @jackandeson6302
      @jackandeson6302 3 года назад

      Wdym without actually knowing anything ourselves are you saying we don’t know the world is round?

    • @SenxKujo
      @SenxKujo 3 года назад

      @@jackandeson6302 yea, neither of us, and a majority of the people here have never seen the round earth for us to be so harsh. So save your questioning for people who say “science says” without knowing how something works themselves

  • @xoima9766
    @xoima9766 3 года назад +3

    14:29 amog us

  • @sneezyanus4251
    @sneezyanus4251 Год назад

    4:41 the fucking Ooga booga caveman look when he detonates the sun just got me😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FrostyBlayze
    @FrostyBlayze 3 года назад +22

    He saw my comment 😧😀😀😀

  • @MINISCULE2
    @MINISCULE2 3 года назад +1

    if you fire 66 nukes at once while in targetting mode you can control a way more accurate spaceship

  • @JessePrower
    @JessePrower 3 года назад +5

    Never stop making fun of flat earthers, Cap, they deserve all the mockery they get.

  • @mjn6617
    @mjn6617 3 года назад +2

    "I EXPECT YOU TO DIE" IS MAKING A SEQUEL!! YOU BETTER GET YOUR *** BACK IN VR!!! I BET A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO SEE YOU PLAY IT!!!

    • @Navi0825
      @Navi0825 3 года назад

      hey man i dont wanna be rude but he has eye problems so he cant rlly do vr rn so a i expect you to die 2 series is not very likely rn

  • @TenthOfChaos
    @TenthOfChaos 3 года назад +5

    The sun in system smash has different reactions to the rays then the planet smash sun

  • @PartytimeYOLO
    @PartytimeYOLO 3 года назад +1

    7:30 no one will ever know if he was only talking about the planet, or if he was talking about the planet at all....

  • @elijahwoodell2
    @elijahwoodell2 2 года назад

    18:24 you got the attention of every star wars fan with that remark.

  • @Dragonsoal
    @Dragonsoal 2 года назад +1

    You can officially say Uranus has taken a bad dragon 🐲

  • @shadowking931
    @shadowking931 3 года назад

    "What kind of bad intergalactic mexican food both
    gives you worms and causes uranus to explode?"
    I laughed so hard, I had TIERS!

  • @flacopwa2976
    @flacopwa2976 3 года назад

    Most people I’m sorry if I offend you
    Sauce if you don’t like it then screw you
    This is why I like this Channel

  • @maylinda24
    @maylinda24 3 года назад

    Old solar smash: destroy the planets
    New solar smash: no protect the planets
    CaptainSauce: how about both

  • @lynnegreaves5561
    @lynnegreaves5561 3 года назад

    literaly my favrorite youtuber is captainsauce he the first ive ever seen

  • @swordturtles5401
    @swordturtles5401 3 года назад

    Thanks Cap
    "Kamikaze Space Dragons" is now going in the list of band names I can't pick between

  • @wizendwolf
    @wizendwolf 3 года назад

    Cap is doing unintentional puns " the black hole just spun its wheels outside, it didnt really 'matter'"

  • @Stuffingeneral
    @Stuffingeneral 3 года назад

    I was watching since the sims 4days and you’ve barley changed love it

  • @reeserobinson6439
    @reeserobinson6439 3 года назад

    Captainsauce be like which universal we are in I will keep this for flat Earth not trying to make fun of shut up I love this part so much 13:06

  • @channyeinzaw1211
    @channyeinzaw1211 3 года назад +1

    20:48 Of course he would get through because he is a ghost.

  • @SirLimeyLemon
    @SirLimeyLemon 3 года назад

    Can you collide 2 space dragons??? Also hi sauce I really like you video I’ve been here since about 4 years ago your channel has grown greatly keep up the good work -Liam hoang

  • @komododragon9450
    @komododragon9450 3 года назад

    "Where should we go? Maybe... No, not Florida."
    -CaptainSauce 2021

  • @americandee7721
    @americandee7721 3 года назад

    I love that you always pick on Fl, I love Fl but it is still funny.

  • @hughmann5143
    @hughmann5143 3 года назад +1

    I'm going to let the ads run a bit. You deserve every cent.

  • @saxyentertainmentwithstans8915
    @saxyentertainmentwithstans8915 3 года назад

    Please keep going with Fishing Food or return to Poly Bridge 2 - both of those make for amazing, day-brightening viewing :)

  • @jamesporter8854
    @jamesporter8854 3 года назад

    Thankyou for providing videos that always make me laugh no matter what you post. But the one series that holds a special place to me was the battle cats as that was one of the funniest series I have ever watched on your channel.

  • @morningstar8496
    @morningstar8496 3 года назад

    A little thing i found: if you send a worm inside the mechanical planets right after the shield goes down the worms gonna be stuck there for a long time because it has a hard time damaging the shield

  • @cronip6289
    @cronip6289 3 года назад

    This puts a smile on my face -joker

  • @juliafaulkner4689
    @juliafaulkner4689 3 года назад

    11:23 i was really hoping that he was going to say "i really want to see cthulu take a bite out of uranus"

  • @dioddie1412
    @dioddie1412 3 года назад

    *I expect you to die 2* Is finally out! Play It! Also congratulations on getting 30 on trending.

  • @cashhegs1573
    @cashhegs1573 3 года назад +1

    when he was firing stuff I said "yes it didn't hit Australia yet"
    and then he shot australia now I'm dead

  • @beasty909
    @beasty909 3 года назад +1

    CAPTAIN!!!! the "Waltz of the Wizard" game we all LOVED you playing, well, its happened, its getting an "expansion"!!!!! it is coming the 6th July, called Natural Magic & from i saw in trailer, it just surpasses ALL the stuff they've released so far!!! it looks STUNNING!!
    PLEASE say you will be playing with the funny bone head again when its here please? xxx

  • @cryptic7844
    @cryptic7844 3 года назад +1

    Thank you captainsauce you make my day 1# RUclipsr

  • @censingstream6072
    @censingstream6072 3 года назад +1

    Cap penetrates Uranus again

  • @jordanthompson1915
    @jordanthompson1915 3 года назад +1

    Turn Mercury or the Ghost world into a giant cube then blow it up

  • @arichhobo8575
    @arichhobo8575 3 года назад

    Gonna be another great one cap

  • @brandonwalton5322
    @brandonwalton5322 3 года назад

    Great as always play on my friend 👏.