another little thing: if you get rid of the dyson sphere shell and leave the star, you can use two anti matter bombs to instantly break it. after that, take control of the 66 spaceships and go inside. if you fire at the right angle, the blast will endlessly go around the inside of the shield until it breaks
4:08 actually, interesting fact about mercury: its rotational and orbital periods are in a 3:2 correspondence (is that the right terminology?) (mercury takes about 60 earth days to rotate around its axis and 90 days to orbit around the sun). this means that one day on mercury, as measured from sunrise to sunrise, is actually equal to *two* of its years.
Hey cap, I have discovered that if you have a custom planet and but a shield around it, then launch some planet destroyers at it the shield will stay there even thought the planet is gone
Actually Mercury has the shortest YEARS of all the planets, it’s days are the longest in the solar system with one day taking up 58 earth days, Mercury has 88 earth days in its year so one day on Mercury takes up more than 2/3 of its year. Because of how slow it rotates plus how close it is to the sun, one side is more frozen than the center of a hot pocket, while the other side is burnt more than the pizza you left in the oven before leaving the house.
Been here since 100k subs... You haven't really changed... and that's a good thing! The reason I started watching your videos is because your dumb jokes and witty commentary were always so entertaining, as well as you playing awesome games, it made you the perfect RUclipsr! Glad to see that you have only improved, keep up the good work!
My guess on how the shield works is that it is designed to hold up against heavy attacks on multiple fronts, but directly hitting it with rocks on the center of each panel, breaks it.
Space Dragons: "Heheheheh. I'm going to destroy Uranus for good" Uranus: "Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom. Tasty Space Dragons😈" Space Dragons" DAMMNNNN IT!! WE TO YOUNG TO DIE" RIP SPACE DRAGONS LOL 🤣🤣
MESSAGE TO CAPTAIN SAUCE: Btw Cap, some emulators (like Bluestacks) let you configure controls for different games so you could put a WASD pad above one of the controls and move around easliy, it may help you for another episode of this game if you read this, have a good day!
Hi cap I’ve been watching you for years now and I just wanted to say thank you for always making me laugh I love your vids and keep making great content.😁
1:40 Using the freeze Ray on the sun is kind of like touching the back of someone’s neck with cold hands. Except instead of just flinching, the sun gets so spooked that it commits die.
I just love how we all make fun of flat earthers without actually knowing anything ourselves. I wonder if there is an alternate paradox where anyone calling someone stupid immediately gets smacked by like an omnipresent being for being blind lol.
@@jackandeson6302 yea, neither of us, and a majority of the people here have never seen the round earth for us to be so harsh. So save your questioning for people who say “science says” without knowing how something works themselves
Can you collide 2 space dragons??? Also hi sauce I really like you video I’ve been here since about 4 years ago your channel has grown greatly keep up the good work -Liam hoang
Thankyou for providing videos that always make me laugh no matter what you post. But the one series that holds a special place to me was the battle cats as that was one of the funniest series I have ever watched on your channel.
A little thing i found: if you send a worm inside the mechanical planets right after the shield goes down the worms gonna be stuck there for a long time because it has a hard time damaging the shield
CAPTAIN!!!! the "Waltz of the Wizard" game we all LOVED you playing, well, its happened, its getting an "expansion"!!!!! it is coming the 6th July, called Natural Magic & from i saw in trailer, it just surpasses ALL the stuff they've released so far!!! it looks STUNNING!! PLEASE say you will be playing with the funny bone head again when its here please? xxx
another little thing: if you get rid of the dyson sphere shell and leave the star, you can use two anti matter bombs to instantly break it. after that, take control of the 66 spaceships and go inside. if you fire at the right angle, the blast will endlessly go around the inside of the shield until it breaks
Words
My one brain cell can’t understand
i tried it before and it was amazing
I try that and it's beautiful but when I entered to it my head is dizzying
Sorry I don't speak enchantment table.
Captain Sauce:"Why is it so hard to enter Uranus"
Me:"I guess it's too tight"
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Kamakaze space dragon would be a sick band name.
I'ma write that down.
Why, you're starting a band?
That's what she said 9:31
How many band names has solar smash inspired
Too late It's my second channel now...
What about suicidal aliens? that seems like a promising name.
"it's puckering around me, it's puckering really quick!"
-captainsauce, 2021
Just wanted to let you know ever since I've started watching your videos. You're a very funny guy. Thank you for all the good videos
True
@@JMPM1 you rickrolling fu- XD
Yea
Uhhh you gonna add the middle part?
@@Hacker7675 ?
"I rather drink a Corona than contract it."
- CaptainSauce 2021
I think he means the beer
@@near5148 No sh*t Sherlock
I hate these people who quote lines and people just give them likes, no creativity
@@marble228 *S H U T*
The point of it is quoting funny and/or important things said in the video.
(In this case just funny)
@@near5148 WOW CONGRATS HE FOUND IT OUT GUYS
NOT LIKE WE KNEW ANYWAYS
“What’s up guys welcome back to Solar Smash”
That game where no matter how hard you try, you can’t destroy a gas planet…
You can and he did it in this very video
You can, but I DEFY you to make it THROUGH a gas planet with the dragon. I haven't given up, tho!
Yup, it's hard to ruin Uranus
Coat Guards You'd be surprised
No matter how hard you try you can't not make fan of flat earthers
4:08 actually, interesting fact about mercury: its rotational and orbital periods are in a 3:2 correspondence (is that the right terminology?) (mercury takes about 60 earth days to rotate around its axis and 90 days to orbit around the sun). this means that one day on mercury, as measured from sunrise to sunrise, is actually equal to *two* of its years.
That İs actually very.
Thank you good human.
another day, another year
@@yeetionaryAnother day, another dollar. More like a sand dollar. 🦀
Caps videos are so good I don’t even need to watch the video to know it’s gonna be a great 15 to 20 minutes.
What?
captain sauce: “idk why I am ducking like that will help me”
Me: I do the same thing all the time
It's the same thing as leaning around a corner to see and turning a remote to steer a car on a racing game.
Captainsauce is the type of guy to make you shit yourself ironically laughing because of his uranus jokes
You speak from experience?
@@lepizzarabbit3172 I speak from lots of experiences... don’t worry though, it’s because I watch him while on the toilet.
No swearing sir. (JK Cap swears all the time i don't really care)
"Why is it so hard to get into Uranus?"
Men everywhere have been asking this question for a long time.
This man never gets old the way back from 2016
Coming from someone who has only been subbed for 11months
Hell I've joined longer and this isnt my main account
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Hey cap, I have discovered that if you have a custom planet and but a shield around it, then launch some planet destroyers at it the shield will stay there even thought the planet is gone
I didn’t know about his eye problems when I recommended “I expect you to die 2: the spy and the liar”
Ok
you beat me to the comment
I didn’t know
THERES A ANOTHER ONE?
omg I want him to play it now
@@darwynv2019 did you read the comment
I have played and beat it you should look into it and thank you for mentiong it
“Planetary dingleberries” is my new favorite term
The jokes Captainsause makes always puts a smile on my face.
Same
Same
Call hin cs
Yuppp
Same
anyone remember "I can't press jump and shoot at the same time!" -Rex, Toy Story 2. I'm getting those vibes from cap
i played this game and i am astonished you could still play it enough to make 10+ vids on this sandpaper of a game.
Actually Mercury has the shortest YEARS of all the planets, it’s days are the longest in the solar system with one day taking up 58 earth days, Mercury has 88 earth days in its year so one day on Mercury takes up more than 2/3 of its year. Because of how slow it rotates plus how close it is to the sun, one side is more frozen than the center of a hot pocket, while the other side is burnt more than the pizza you left in the oven before leaving the house.
In theory, there is a habitable zone
@@muschi6623 well yes but you’d have to constantly be moving at the same pace as the rotation of the planet, too slow? Fried. Too fast? Frozen
@@lordaragon901 make a train that matches the orbit, and we have ourselves a movie
@@muschi6623 oh my god that would be an epic movie, I would definitely watch that. It could be called like, “The Mercury Express”
@@lordaragon901 better claim that shit
Im always happy when i see Cap uploaded. It makes me laugh and can turn a bad day around. Love your content keep it up
15:25 its a critical HIT, thank you very much.
(but reference very much appreciated, made my day)
Always love your videos man, your jokes have gotten me through some tough times. Keep up the good content and have a wonderful day 👍
Ah another basic comment describing how they like the youtuber using the same sentences
@@huang111 ah another basic hate message from someone who always has to add their input
Wow, I never thought I'd hear Cap make a Dungeons and Dragons joke.
How many times has cap came up with awesome band names
Mercury is so close to the sun that it's tidally locked, meaning the same side always faces the sun. So the days aren't short, they're infinite
@Psyche No.
it Takes about 2 mercury Years,
or 176 earth Days, for 1 sunrise To sunrise On mercury
That intro brings me joy in knowing that when it's done, endless death and destruction will ensue.
Quote of the day:
"Why is it so hard to get into uranus"
You should destroy half the shield then fire the laser that bounced into the other half from above
0:36 uranus had explosive diahhrea 😳😳😳 (vine boom effect)
He deserves so much more subscribers
0:17 HOLY SHIT HE MENTIONED ME
I bet you changed your username and pfp JUST for that.
I swear like 60% of the jokes in this series is just
“Uranus”
* laughing *
_Did you mean?_ 60% of the jokes in this series are some new variation of:
Flat earthers are stupid
Is there a problem with that?
Been here since 100k subs... You haven't really changed... and that's a good thing! The reason I started watching your videos is because your dumb jokes and witty commentary were always so entertaining, as well as you playing awesome games, it made you the perfect RUclipsr! Glad to see that you have only improved, keep up the good work!
I watched cause of the battle cats and that way I play it and is Matt Shea his brother
@@fightersquadking4938 I love the battle cats, but I don’t think he and Matt Shea are related.
Hey sauce this is a amazing video I can tell just by the first 49 seconds
For me it's 20 seconds, but I suppose you're not bad
The sudden realization that he probably should have made fun of flat earthers is probably one of the funnier things I’ve seen in a while
That’s one intense shield
My guess on how the shield works is that it is designed to hold up against heavy attacks on multiple fronts, but directly hitting it with rocks on the center of each panel, breaks it.
I don’t think you can protect 100B of yourself sauce
There is literally a b. Billion
7:43 wow poor choice of words breaking uranus truly made me chuckle
Love your videos, keep it up!
A great video as always, CaptainSauce!! Any chance you can do I Expect you to Die 2?
Dnd reference!
When he said ‘It doesn’t look like the Dyson sphere, but it looks like I’m trying to roll a critical”
Yes
I to watched the video
Dnd fans are like Germans, they constantly have to point out anything closely related to dnd or germany.
@@Mr_Rykes That was the most specific and inaccurate insult I have ever heard
@@masonbruner1239 yeah that’s about the quality you should expect from an insult based off a very obscure and very unfunny meme.
@@Mr_Rykes well now i'm genuinely curious what meme you're referring to
“Why is it so hard to enter Uranus”
-Captiansauce 2021
I love you sauce keep UP THE SAUCE
CaptainSauce: "Also, 'Kamikaze Space Dragon', real strong name for a band".
Me: "He's got a point, especially if it's a rock band".
try putting like 100 drills in one place then make them move a little and it just goes boom
Space Dragons: "Heheheheh. I'm going to destroy Uranus for good"
Uranus: "Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom. Tasty Space Dragons😈"
Space Dragons" DAMMNNNN IT!! WE TO YOUNG TO DIE"
RIP SPACE DRAGONS LOL 🤣🤣
Cap is so funny. I would bench watch him for hours!
Binge watch*
Legit dude he said it right your brain okay?
@@imTyp0_ nah man, he gonna bench press cap
I'd watch him from a bench also.
MESSAGE TO CAPTAIN SAUCE:
Btw Cap, some emulators (like Bluestacks) let you configure controls for different games so you could put a WASD pad above one of the controls and move around easliy, it may help you for another episode of this game if you read this, have a good day!
I feel like you have the potential to be future Jacksepticeye
NO because he is
THE FIRST CAPTAINSAUCE.
Capsepticeye
Try using the heat laser and the freeze laser on the sun in system smash
I love your vids! They make my day every time i see one
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Hello fellow jacob
THEY UPDATED ROOM SMASH BOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIISSSSSS
Yes
How
Yes
Yes indeed.
@@cristalolveda7894 I'm quick with videos
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Hi cap I’ve been watching you for years now and I just wanted to say thank you for always making me laugh I love your vids and keep making great content.😁
Captain sauce u make me die laughing every time I watch ur videos
1:40 Using the freeze Ray on the sun is kind of like touching the back of someone’s neck with cold hands. Except instead of just flinching, the sun gets so spooked that it commits die.
"Hello, I’d like to order a Solar Smash Space Dragon."
"Sir… This is a Wendy’s."
" *o h* “
2:05 the kindred thank you we have longed for the eternal night
Captainsauce go play I expect you to die 2 please like so he can see please
This guy has so many Uranus jokes that it scares me
"There is so much gas in uranus" seriously... 😂
Hey it held it in for decades k
I just love how we all make fun of flat earthers without actually knowing anything ourselves. I wonder if there is an alternate paradox where anyone calling someone stupid immediately gets smacked by like an omnipresent being for being blind lol.
Wdym without actually knowing anything ourselves are you saying we don’t know the world is round?
@@jackandeson6302 yea, neither of us, and a majority of the people here have never seen the round earth for us to be so harsh. So save your questioning for people who say “science says” without knowing how something works themselves
14:29 amog us
Lol
4:41 the fucking Ooga booga caveman look when he detonates the sun just got me😂😂😂😂😂
He saw my comment 😧😀😀😀
Nah
if you fire 66 nukes at once while in targetting mode you can control a way more accurate spaceship
He already knows that.
Never stop making fun of flat earthers, Cap, they deserve all the mockery they get.
"I EXPECT YOU TO DIE" IS MAKING A SEQUEL!! YOU BETTER GET YOUR *** BACK IN VR!!! I BET A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO SEE YOU PLAY IT!!!
hey man i dont wanna be rude but he has eye problems so he cant rlly do vr rn so a i expect you to die 2 series is not very likely rn
The sun in system smash has different reactions to the rays then the planet smash sun
千乇卂尺 爪乇
7:30 no one will ever know if he was only talking about the planet, or if he was talking about the planet at all....
18:24 you got the attention of every star wars fan with that remark.
You can officially say Uranus has taken a bad dragon 🐲
"What kind of bad intergalactic mexican food both
gives you worms and causes uranus to explode?"
I laughed so hard, I had TIERS!
Most people I’m sorry if I offend you
Sauce if you don’t like it then screw you
This is why I like this Channel
Old solar smash: destroy the planets
New solar smash: no protect the planets
CaptainSauce: how about both
literaly my favrorite youtuber is captainsauce he the first ive ever seen
Thanks Cap
"Kamikaze Space Dragons" is now going in the list of band names I can't pick between
Cap is doing unintentional puns " the black hole just spun its wheels outside, it didnt really 'matter'"
I was watching since the sims 4days and you’ve barley changed love it
Captainsauce be like which universal we are in I will keep this for flat Earth not trying to make fun of shut up I love this part so much 13:06
20:48 Of course he would get through because he is a ghost.
Can you collide 2 space dragons??? Also hi sauce I really like you video I’ve been here since about 4 years ago your channel has grown greatly keep up the good work -Liam hoang
"Where should we go? Maybe... No, not Florida."
-CaptainSauce 2021
I love that you always pick on Fl, I love Fl but it is still funny.
I'm going to let the ads run a bit. You deserve every cent.
Please keep going with Fishing Food or return to Poly Bridge 2 - both of those make for amazing, day-brightening viewing :)
Thankyou for providing videos that always make me laugh no matter what you post. But the one series that holds a special place to me was the battle cats as that was one of the funniest series I have ever watched on your channel.
A little thing i found: if you send a worm inside the mechanical planets right after the shield goes down the worms gonna be stuck there for a long time because it has a hard time damaging the shield
This puts a smile on my face -joker
11:23 i was really hoping that he was going to say "i really want to see cthulu take a bite out of uranus"
*I expect you to die 2* Is finally out! Play It! Also congratulations on getting 30 on trending.
when he was firing stuff I said "yes it didn't hit Australia yet"
and then he shot australia now I'm dead
CAPTAIN!!!! the "Waltz of the Wizard" game we all LOVED you playing, well, its happened, its getting an "expansion"!!!!! it is coming the 6th July, called Natural Magic & from i saw in trailer, it just surpasses ALL the stuff they've released so far!!! it looks STUNNING!!
PLEASE say you will be playing with the funny bone head again when its here please? xxx
Thank you captainsauce you make my day 1# RUclipsr
Cap penetrates Uranus again
Turn Mercury or the Ghost world into a giant cube then blow it up
Gonna be another great one cap
Great as always play on my friend 👏.