Alan Willert well, if the dog gets exited over something that simple, here is an idea to really test those radical 3rd wave feminists to put their money where their mouth is. i would LOVE to see someone do something of this nature: open a female serving only all you can eat buffet. but the only thing on the menu would be a peanut butter flavored, "hoo hoo" shaped popsicle, with a pair of malted milk balls for a good measured and pleasing dessert. it is my opinion, that if they want "us men" to start acting like "men", they can start by joining us in doing "men" things to understand how men go about their day. to clarify just in case anyone brings it up, i dont mean being someone's "pet" for a little while, i am talking joining on equal and fair treatment according to mutual agreement by said group you intend to join and by you before the partnership happens. now, i can only speak for myself accurately here, but i think that there are quite a few all guy groups who would give someone who is different but also sincere a chance. all groups have their quirks and similarities, but for the most part dont come expecting special favors, one of the few, if not only, special favors many guy groups do have, is if you get pranked, it is sometimes common courtesy to try to 1-up them, and other times a sign of respect that you "returned the favor". but, the best advice i can give you if you intend to try this, 1) do enough planning to figure out what activies you may already enjoy and a few you may not enjoy as much but still find interesting and 2) establish as quickly as possible how serious or casual you want to be involved in each activity. i can say pretty confidently that you will likely get shot down and belittled by many at first but be persistantly honest and eager and i think in time you will see a whole different side of "men". i am not an expert on this, nor do i say this is foolproof, it is just advice and good advice is typically free. just be aware if you have a complaint, please direct it to someone who is part of or can direct you to someone who can. Merry Christmas, all.
When my younger daughter was 8, we were hanging at the firehouse once (I'm a volunteer firefighter/EMT) and she accidentally let fly with a cuss word. Being the mom, I naturally told her to watch her language and asked her "Where did you grow up, a pool hall?" And without missing a beat my daughter looked me dead in the face and said, "No, firehouse!" I don't know who was cracking up more, me or the guys!
kegginstructure Tell me about it!!!! When my older daughter was 3, she would stumble over the pronunciation of certain words-for instance, magnets became “maggots,” and computer became “peter.” Well, one day I had her with me at the firehouse and my husband was rattling around on eBay at home trying to get a jump on Christmas shopping. One of the guys asked me where he was, and before I could answer the question my daughter said “Daddy’s at home on the Peter!” Man, the looks they gave me-I swear my face was as red as the engines’ paint job! 😱
Smart Kid the young ones always have the best comebacks you cn't fool them my 1-year-old niece Delayna sees everything misses nothing LOL you can't trick her LOL if she is that good now oh boy wait till she is older LOL
@@swagatpatra2139the kids are in the bathroom because they want to see a man’s private parts- childhood curiosity. They called it a “hoohoo” which is a southern slang term (don’t ask, I don’t get it either) for the man’s privates. Jeff tried telling them that a “boohoo” was poisonous and his younger daughter told him they couldn’t be or the dog would be dead.
Embarrassing your kids is a parents right. It's written in the handbook. Just like the "parents curse". " I hope you have children who act just like you!!!" It works.
LOL love this Jeff HooHoos are Extremely Poisonous Youngest daughter They are not or the dog would be dead! one of the best parts gotta love the kiddos they are smart and quick. LOL
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It takes zero effort to embarrass your child. Dave Barry once saw a man and a little girl walking down the street in New York. The little girl was pleading, “Daddy, Daddy, please don’t sing!” Daddy was Billy Joel.
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Ashley would you happen to know what the title of this show is? Incidentally, I saw your last name in a movie once. It was the move Fletch. Do you know that movie? It stars Chevy Chase. Dr. Rosenbaugh.
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I got inspired. My kids grip about my hair. Next home game I bought a short blonde wig & granny clothes. After she Directs half time I am wearing my Harley Leathers & letting my hair down. What are kids for? Revenge! 😁
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I wonder if you ever heard of a show in the 1960's by Art Linkletter called " Kids Say the Darndest Things" it was so funny. Kids still say the "darndest" things but now they are SO much smarter than we were as kids for sure (as in people over 50 years old or so..or even 40!) 🤣🤣👍👍
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They don't understand at THAT age about being inappropriate.....they just notice DIFFERENCES. So, they have a curiosity....nothing wrong with that. A little (true) story to help you understand.....when my twin and I were born ( I am female and Randy is a male) my Mom was changing us in the crib. Well, a little 4 1/2 year old, a 3 year old and a 1 1/2 year old (Alan, Kevin and Todd) walked up to mine and Randy's crib and was watching our Mom change me and Randy. Well, my three older brothers were holding onto the crib and peeking over the edge and one of them days to our Mom..... "Mom, what is WRONG with Rene (me)?" Mom replied, " Rene is a little girl". See, they never questioned about my twin Randy because the three knew that Randy WAS LIKE THEM. Just innocent curiosity.... that's all. My Mom said it was so cute. It was. A very cute story. 🤗
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well, speaking from personal experience (like my sister's old 1970's Chrysler station wagon or mine and my ex's old 1970's Chevy van) there are times when the gas gauge does not work. My sis had a neat trick you can not do on newer cars.. she used a string with a bolt tied on the end and knew the measurements from past experience and she checked her gas that way. It worked. LOL
I dunno they say it's not illegal and yet it's still out there so who knows.. maybe it's just entrapment.. maybe it's just that people enjoy seeing the you can't be serious .. that's a thing.. but I guess they need to remove it from the bible if they are going to judge it harshly.. I mean it's all stuff God had seen since the very beginnings of time.. else it wouldn't have mentioned it at all
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Jeff Foxworthy is without a doubt one of the (if not THE) greatest comedians of all time
His whole posse is, him, Bill, Ron, Larry. I love them.
This guy has me in tears of laughter. The dog and the hoo hoo was priceless.
Alan Willert Ikr. "They are not, or the dog would be dead!"
Alan Willert well, if the dog gets exited over something that simple, here is an idea to really test those radical 3rd wave feminists to put their money where their mouth is. i would LOVE to see someone do something of this nature: open a female serving only all you can eat buffet. but the only thing on the menu would be a peanut butter flavored, "hoo hoo" shaped popsicle, with a pair of malted milk balls for a good measured and pleasing dessert. it is my opinion, that if they want "us men" to start acting like "men", they can start by joining us in doing "men" things to understand how men go about their day. to clarify just in case anyone brings it up, i dont mean being someone's "pet" for a little while, i am talking joining on equal and fair treatment according to mutual agreement by said group you intend to join and by you before the partnership happens. now, i can only speak for myself accurately here, but i think that there are quite a few all guy groups who would give someone who is different but also sincere a chance. all groups have their quirks and similarities, but for the most part dont come expecting special favors, one of the few, if not only, special favors many guy groups do have, is if you get pranked, it is sometimes common courtesy to try to 1-up them, and other times a sign of respect that you "returned the favor". but, the best advice i can give you if you intend to try this, 1) do enough planning to figure out what activies you may already enjoy and a few you may not enjoy as much but still find interesting and 2) establish as quickly as possible how serious or casual you want to be involved in each activity. i can say pretty confidently that you will likely get shot down and belittled by many at first but be persistantly honest and eager and i think in time you will see a whole different side of "men". i am not an expert on this, nor do i say this is foolproof, it is just advice and good advice is typically free. just be aware if you have a complaint, please direct it to someone who is part of or can direct you to someone who can. Merry Christmas, all.
Wasn't that a fable? "The Dog and the Hoo-Hoo"?
What's a hoo hoo?
You can absolutely picture it- word for word! 😂
"They are not or the dog would be dead!"
I died lol 😂
When my younger daughter was 8, we were hanging at the firehouse once (I'm a volunteer firefighter/EMT) and she accidentally let fly with a cuss word. Being the mom, I naturally told her to watch her language and asked her "Where did you grow up, a pool hall?" And without missing a beat my daughter looked me dead in the face and said, "No, firehouse!" I don't know who was cracking up more, me or the guys!
@@dragondancer1814 - don't EVER ask a kid a question for which there are answers you do NOT want to hear. They'll get you EVERY TIME!
kegginstructure Tell me about it!!!! When my older daughter was 3, she would stumble over the pronunciation of certain words-for instance, magnets became “maggots,” and computer became “peter.” Well, one day I had her with me at the firehouse and my husband was rattling around on eBay at home trying to get a jump on Christmas shopping. One of the guys asked me where he was, and before I could answer the question my daughter said “Daddy’s at home on the Peter!” Man, the looks they gave me-I swear my face was as red as the engines’ paint job! 😱
Lou Lou yeah we know jackass we heard shut the f******
Smart Kid the young ones always have the best comebacks you cn't fool them my 1-year-old niece Delayna sees everything misses nothing LOL you can't trick her LOL if she is that good now oh boy wait till she is older LOL
0:42 I've got gas this morning, I'm deeeeead💀😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Or the dog would be dead"...priceless!
That made me laugh so hard, I couldn’t breathe!!!
Could you explain the joke? I didn't get it
@@swagatpatra2139the kids are in the bathroom because they want to see a man’s private parts- childhood curiosity. They called it a “hoohoo” which is a southern slang term (don’t ask, I don’t get it either) for the man’s privates. Jeff tried telling them that a “boohoo” was poisonous and his younger daughter told him they couldn’t be or the dog would be dead.
“ we’re trying to see a who who” LMAO I’m dead😂
Jeff always cracks me up. Such a funny guy ! Such a pleasure to see these videos !
lmao @ "i hate a smart kid..." says the host of "are you smarter than a 5th grader" hahaha
There's nothing ironic about that.
Embarrassing your kids is a parents right.
It's written in the handbook.
Just like the "parents curse". " I hope you have children who act just like you!!!"
It works.
I’ve already inflicted that curse on my youngest (she’s 16) for dragging her feet on cleaning up her messes around the house. Fair’s fair.
thanks for uploading this video Jeff Foxworthy :=) :=)
Don't talk to people like that. Grow up.
Destroy Everything the hell?
It's true. Parents and children embarrass each other.
LOL love this Jeff HooHoos are Extremely Poisonous Youngest daughter They are not or the dog would be dead! one of the best parts gotta love the kiddos they are smart and quick. LOL
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If you can't embarrass your kids in public then what's the point of even being a parent?
XD right!
+FerretJohn I embarrassed my parents only when they embarrassed me. I would sing Pirate songs with cuss words.
if you dont embarrass them back, then as a son or daughter, you aint doing your job properly lol.
FerretJohn Thats one of those rrasons you have them. Because you know one day, youll get to become your parents and embarass them.
Amen to that good sir!
Jeff is at the top of my list.
Loved showing up at Daughter's Marching Band wearing my Harley Leathers & Zeppelin T-shirt. 😁❤
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This guy is really good
0:42-0:47
1:05-1:13
1:17-1:20
1:30
1:40-1:50
2:07
is my favorite part of the video I love Jeff Foxworthy
Really? 0:00-2:11 is my favorite part.
Having three daughters, I can so relate to this!!
It takes zero effort to embarrass your child. Dave Barry once saw a man and a little girl walking down the street in New York. The little girl was pleading, “Daddy, Daddy, please don’t sing!” Daddy was Billy Joel.
Good humor, no political BS, I love you
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They are not or the dog would be dead 😂😂😂😂😂
gotta love ya jeff foxworthy :)
Ashley would you happen to know what the title of this show is?
Incidentally, I saw your last name in a movie once. It was the move Fletch.
Do you know that movie? It stars Chevy Chase. Dr. Rosenbaugh.
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I like it when I have gas too, how do you spell relief “fart” lol. That answer was on the dating game.👍😁😎
He got the dad look
I got inspired. My kids grip about my hair. Next home game I bought a short blonde wig & granny clothes. After she Directs half time I am wearing my Harley Leathers & letting my hair down. What are kids for? Revenge! 😁
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1:40 Jeff told his daughters that hoo-hoos are extremely poisonous, so that they wouldn't put hoo-hoos in their mouth.
I've got gas this mornin'! 😂
“I’ve got GAS this morning.”
🤣 .... hilarious!
Out of the mouth of babes. Lol.. way too funny
I wonder if you ever heard of a show in the 1960's by Art Linkletter called " Kids Say the Darndest Things" it was so funny. Kids still say the "darndest" things but now they are SO much smarter than we were as kids for sure (as in people over 50 years old or so..or even 40!) 🤣🤣👍👍
That's a Oh my Gawd!!
Just shoot me damit!!
Just go home daddy!!
1:31 weeeeeeeird🤣🤣🤣🤣
I went to my daughter's elementary school as a physically handicap individual, just my right side was affected. I was sent to the principals office.
You can't argue with the little girl's logic. Is the dog dead? I rest my case🐶
But Jeff, the vet removed the dog's poison glands. Remember?
Yell you have GAS in 2018, people think you'll have weed.
RandallFPS what people? Teenagers that say finna?
Yell you have GAS in 2021, you'll get mobbed
Long ago, I saw graffiti on an overpass that said I LOVE TO EMBARRASS MY PARENTS.
Come to Oklahoma soon!
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What in God'sname happened to me?! I participate in my dad's jokes
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👏👏👏👏👏
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What kind of a car was it again
😂❤
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍
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Send her into a auto parts store and ask them for some blinker fluid.
Good advice about who who's🤣
Why would they be looking at their brothers or cousins?
They don't understand at THAT age about being inappropriate.....they just notice DIFFERENCES. So, they have a curiosity....nothing wrong with that. A little (true) story to help you understand.....when my twin and I were born ( I am female and Randy is a male) my Mom was changing us in the crib. Well, a little 4 1/2 year old, a 3 year old and a 1 1/2 year old (Alan, Kevin and Todd) walked up to mine and Randy's crib and was watching our Mom change me and Randy. Well, my three older brothers were holding onto the crib and peeking over the edge and one of them days to our Mom..... "Mom, what is WRONG with Rene (me)?" Mom replied, " Rene is a little girl". See, they never questioned about my twin Randy because the three knew that Randy WAS LIKE THEM. Just innocent curiosity.... that's all. My Mom said it was so cute. It was. A very cute story. 🤗
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How don't you see that you're low on gas when you get in the car?
Because there was a time it wasn't set up for stupid people. There was a gauge and that was it. No alarm bells or countdown to empty.
well, speaking from personal experience (like my sister's old 1970's Chrysler station wagon or mine and my ex's old 1970's Chevy van) there are times when the gas gauge does not work. My sis had a neat trick you can not do on newer cars.. she used a string with a bolt tied on the end and knew the measurements from past experience and she checked her gas that way. It worked. LOL
Do I even want to know what the girls were trying to see? I don't understand the term
I hate a smart kid! I swear!😄😄😄😄😄
The line would have been... "I am full of gas this morning"
Now, who is smarter than a fifth grader?
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I dunno they say it's not illegal and yet it's still out there so who knows.. maybe it's just entrapment.. maybe it's just that people enjoy seeing the you can't be serious .. that's a thing.. but I guess they need to remove it from the bible if they are going to judge it harshly.. I mean it's all stuff God had seen since the very beginnings of time.. else it wouldn't have mentioned it at all
I thought a hoo hoo was a woman's...
Shower joke was a little creepy. Seriously I felt weird
How sad to be you.. perhaps life in a Convent would suit you better
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