★Lyrics★ Welcome, everyone to Puzzle Park Lights and magic, it's a work of art When you enter here, the fun will start You're MINE you'll never part Oh, it's going to be so much fun Getting to watch you pay for all you've done 3, 2, 1 There's wondrous fun and games inside Attractions big and small Like a 100 foot tall mega-slide That splats you on the wall Not so fast Stop right here You better be prepared 'Cuz we'll end this when we find your secret lair I'm-a havin' fun Let's-a stay No, cut it out There's no time to waste He's just this way Today, we'll teach him justice and we'll make him pay Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK Sights and frights not for the faint of heart Don't you break away, you won't get far Keep your hands and legs inside This ride is right about to start Don't take my word for it Take it from US The food here is a must In addition with your ticket, you get PuzzleVision Plus Try the gift shop You can't miss it And get yourself a plush Mr Puzzles is a fella you can trust Evil demons, go to hell Ugh, this isn't really going well We don't have much more ground to tread The engine room is straight ahead Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK (You best prepare) Sights and frights not for the faint of heart (We're almost there) Don't you break away, you won't get far (So say your prayers) Keep your hands and legs inside This ride is right about to start Well, it took you a while to find out But you found my secret hideout Like to say congratulations, but it's time for you to die now We've got to end this ride You go left I'll go right Betcha thought you would win this fight but you went and messed with the wrong side You can't just barge in here and act like you're in charge I'd like to see you dodge a barrage of flaming rockets and tell me you're feelin' large You're as good as evicted Say goodbye to your park, there's nothing your magical wishes can do to stop us You've just been tried and convicted You think you've won? Well, I'm gonna turn your filthy corpses into gushing mounds of blood Your lives are as good as done No, stop I know there's a scared little child inside you He's hiding away, wouldn't want me to fight you (no) It's not too late Reach out and take my hand and we can change your fate Oh, Meggy dear That child is gone Six feet under right where you and your stupid friends belong Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK Sights and frights not for the faint of heart Don't you break away, you won't get far Keep your hands and legs inside This ride IS RIGHT ABOUT TO START
Bro the rest of the crews voice rn 😭🙏
And if meggy sounds like that imagine leggy 😭🙏
What a masterpiece
literally if south park dubbed it ngl
Bro meggy 😭
I know tho
★Lyrics★
Welcome, everyone to Puzzle Park
Lights and magic, it's a work of art
When you enter here, the fun will start
You're MINE you'll never part
Oh, it's going to be so much fun
Getting to watch you pay for all you've done
3, 2, 1
There's wondrous fun and games inside
Attractions big and small
Like a 100 foot tall mega-slide
That splats you on the wall
Not so fast
Stop right here
You better be prepared
'Cuz we'll end this when we find your secret lair
I'm-a havin' fun
Let's-a stay
No, cut it out
There's no time to waste
He's just this way
Today, we'll teach him justice and we'll make him pay
Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK
Sights and frights not for the faint of heart
Don't you break away, you won't get far
Keep your hands and legs inside
This ride is right about to start
Don't take my word for it
Take it from US
The food here is a must
In addition with your ticket, you get PuzzleVision Plus
Try the gift shop
You can't miss it
And get yourself a plush
Mr Puzzles is a fella you can trust
Evil demons, go to hell
Ugh, this isn't really going well
We don't have much more ground to tread
The engine room is straight ahead
Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK (You best prepare)
Sights and frights not for the faint of heart (We're almost there)
Don't you break away, you won't get far (So say your prayers)
Keep your hands and legs inside
This ride is right about to start
Well, it took you a while to find out
But you found my secret hideout
Like to say congratulations, but it's time for you to die now
We've got to end this ride
You go left
I'll go right
Betcha thought you would win this fight but you went and messed with the wrong side
You can't just barge in here and act like you're in charge
I'd like to see you dodge a barrage of flaming rockets and tell me you're feelin' large
You're as good as evicted
Say goodbye to your park, there's nothing your magical wishes can do to stop us
You've just been tried and convicted
You think you've won?
Well, I'm gonna turn your filthy corpses into gushing mounds of blood
Your lives are as good as done
No, stop
I know there's a scared little child inside you
He's hiding away, wouldn't want me to fight you (no)
It's not too late
Reach out and take my hand and we can change your fate
Oh, Meggy dear
That child is gone
Six feet under right where you and your stupid friends belong
Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK
Sights and frights not for the faint of heart
Don't you break away, you won't get far
Keep your hands and legs inside
This ride IS RIGHT ABOUT TO START
Bro its sounds like a kids version
It’s too fast😭😭😭😭