Monkeypox Labeled Global Health Emergency, U.S. Sizzles & Robot Breaks Kid's Finger | The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 3 июн 2024
- The World Health Organization labels monkeypox a global health emergency, cities across America hit record-breaking temperatures, and a chess-playing robot breaks a 7-year-old's finger. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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Michael Costa I love that segment. Even Trevor was cracking up lol.
Kinda like Roy's better😂
“HHH” definitely got him 😂
Very nice segment.
As soon as the CDC said we didn't have to worry about Monkeypox, thats when I knew it would become a BIG issue
Yup
Probably wouldn't have happened if we left mask mandates in place for air travel
@@dustytheloneranger monkey pox isn't contracted by air, a mask wouldn't help. But the very thing Republicans voted against, would keep it from spreading as bad, contraceptions, which includes condoms. Republicans said nope we have to have the world record in people with Money Pox and other STDs period.
@@dustytheloneranger doubtful. It's transmission mechanisms are different.
They still base their findings on people who wash their hands and can afford healthcare which doesn’t represent majority. It’s like all for show
Monkeypox can actually be carried by a ton of different animals, including anteaters and rodents. The first identified US case was transmitted to a little girl by the bite of a prairie dog her mom had bought her from an exotic animal dealer.
EDIT: To clarify, I'm talking about the first *ever* case in the US, back in 2003.
that last is a freaking idiot.. is that seriously how it happened??
Do you have a link for that fact? Thank you.
@@MartineReed pls just fking search online
Thank you
*P.S first link cdc*
You are absolutely correct and with over a thousand cases in New York it has already found a zoonotic reservoir we cannot get rid of it at this point no matter how hard we try it will continue to come back year after year until we declare that it's an endemic disease in the US
@@MartineReed It's difficult to leave links nowadays. I'm not sure how to get around the algorithm's tenacity. Does anybody have any decent advice on how to properly post links in the comment threa
1:57 "Less than two weeks ago, the CDC listed just over 1400 confirmed cases, nationwide. Now, that number has nearly doubled, with cases in all but five states."
"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function."
-Professor Albert Allen Bartlett
ELI5
@@rog2881 We intuitively understand adding the same number over and over again (a constant rate of increase), but fail to understand the impact of (for example) doubling a number over and over again. The classic example is that if you asked someone whether they'd want a million dollars, or a penny doubled every day for a month ($0.01 on day one, plus $0.02 on day 2, plus $0.04 on day 3, etc etc), most would take the million. But they'd be wrong to do so -- if you took the doubling deal, by the end of the month you'd have over $5 million dollars.
When something is going up exponentially (literally exponentially, not just like, hey this is going up pretty fast) it will ALWAYS go up faster than you expect. MUCH faster.
@@clairekaplan7417 I think it's because unless you're a math genius you don't think a month is long enough for an impressive amount of increase. I can't actually calculate that in my head so like most people I'd probably just guess whether a penny exponentially increases past 1 million dollars in a month. (And be wrong XD)
But if you could take that million dollars and invest it in the same bank where that magically doubling penny is sitting...
@@clairekaplan7417 Thank you
Michael Kosta killed his part per usual. Another great episode from Trevor! Always have a smile on my face even after the hardest times..
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@Phi Hong Spam, please don't feed the bot!
😅😅..
Chess Robot : "You can either lose your finger, or you can lose the game. It's your move.."😂😂
A robot can't tell the difference between a chest piece and a child's finger. That's why it broke the child finger. Similar thing happened at a car assembly plant in which a robot crushed a woman working there, because it couldn't tell the difference between a person and a car part. This is not a malfunction, it's just doing what it's being programmed to. They're not thinking on their own, it's just plain straight human error because their incapable of knowing the difference of a living thing not to harm vs a non living thing that is incapable of feeling pain. Just because you can have robots work with people doesn't mean that it's safe to be around because of it mistakes a human for an object, it will not know the concept of death just for the fact that it's incapable of knowing what that means.
The point made on the show that there's no reason for a chess robot to have enough engine power to break bones still stands. Car factory robots handle heavy metal objects that genuinely need a lot of force to securely and swiftly move. A tiny bit of plastic or wood in the form of a chess piece does not.
There's human errors aplenty in this case, and I suspect that the robot used is a repurposed light industrial model that for whatever reason wasn't programmed for appropriately limited power usage.
@@miskakopperoinen8408 Exactly. It's not the kids fault, he's just a kid, it's the fact that robots don't know what they are doing and can't compensate for people when they make errors or not. But yah, I didn't even know that chest playing robots were a thing not till after watching this video. In my head I don't understand why everything has to involve a robot or some type of program. Not everything can replace people. It just leaves me with more questions than answers.
@@kandystorressantiago8865 The motivation doesn't mystify me. Chess computers can offer unlimited playtime, reliable repetitions on appropriate challenge levels and can easily help to train various chess tactics and gameplans. Using a fully digital version of chess, however, loses the enjoyment and tactile experience that using a real chess board and pieces offer. Additionally the player must not only know how to play chess, but be adequately comfortable with the program itself. A robot solves those issues quite proficiently and as such, has clear incentives in my opinion. Besides that, the experience clearly has novelty and unfortunate accidents notwithstanding the experience of playing against a robot is just cool.
JOKE
@@kandystorressantiago8865 It helps the computer scientists understand machine learning better. The reality is that automation is useful in many places and the better the programming of the robots the less likely things like this are.
“We hittin’ the clubs. You wanna go?”
“Nah man… I’mma stay home with my monkey.”
The chess robot didn't malfunction. It was taking it's turn and the engineers did not program any stop conditions to detect if it grabs something that wasn't a chess piece or a sensor to wait if there was motion on the board. It did exactly what it was programmed to do which is the opposite of sentience. Just an unfortunate incident where a kid got injured by a robot's poor design and engineering. Even some table saws nowadays use electrical sensors to detect contact with flesh and immediately stop.
yeah but like why does it need so much power that its enough to break a child's finger lol
In order for the robot to move with any speed it needs very strong motors. However, like @William mentioned it’s just poor engineering. There are several ways this situation could have been avoided.
That's media for you. Little of it is true.
@@brendog217 do you mean like if the child drank more milk and actually did resistance exercises? Kids these days, not even training for robot chess 🤦🏼♂️
@@matthewsmith7648 no kid didn’t do anything wrong robotic arm should have been engineered with more safety in mind. Not sure how you got there.
"Why New York again!?"
Hey, if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere...
I thought the joke about the disease starting in a frat house had to do with Brett Cavanaugh But I wasn't disappointed
MORE BEER PONG!
"Going to store to buy cigarettes" got me😂😂😂💔
Lol I was one of those folks window shopping in Bed Bath and Beyond because of the AC without any intention to buy anything.... that joke was totally relatable 😂
In southwestern PA (Pgh area), the heat has bypassed us. 🥵 Our highest temp is in the 80s, normal for us. Right now, it's 77.
Totally agree with Dulcé. Spread the lotto love among 100 lucky winners!
😂 😂 😂 I love the Michael Costa stock segments.. He be getting better and better with each one.
About the chess robot - there needs to be better indication of whose turn it is for each match, maybe a light or a button that the human players have to press. That way, there’s no confusing a finger for a chess piece.
Engineer here. You can't eliminate user error. I'm also not an engineer.
sounds like it would work.
Other kid: „I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, ivan. Let the robot win!“ 😉
Why is everyone so calm during the apocalypse
No clue 😩😩
Panic doesn't help
And the apocalypse came not with a bang but with a dry whimper.
Because we have access to anxiety medications.
If it looks and sounds like a plague it must be a plague right?😂
This man said “hAaaHAAAaa” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I’m wheezing 💀 the triple H reference 🤌🏾
I feel very attacked and seen by that Trader Joes joke lol
The writing on the show is masterful.
It seems like Trevor's Whole Group of Castmates is all talented. I swear this Show IS The BEST of The Best. Some kind of Award should be given.
"Why is New York the epicenter again?!" You guys are naaaaasssstyyyyy
No kidding... I live in Europe and I'm a commuter using public transportation on a daily basis. Whenever I ha couple of minutes of waiting time, I flee into the nearest store... only a couple days ago I even ended up buying a little vase only to prove the store detective wrong, who, after about ten minutes of me wondering through the store, had been following me from aisle to aisle... okay maybe it wasn't just me trying to prove a point... to be frank, I was a little scared even though I wasn't doing anything wrong at all, but not gonna lie, I always get intimidated by cops, detectives, security guards etc... but the AC in the store makes it all worthwhile!
😅🤣😂
You should have given the vase to the detective when you left lol
😂😂😂
I spent the hot weekend dancing at a Renaissance Faire in Maine and it was almost 100 F... IN MAINE. If summers get like this all the time you can forget going to outdoor events, it's too freaking dangerous to be out in that kind of heat all the time.
People in Texas do it every year starting as early as March through the end of September.
Welcome to florida heat
@@MimiLovesLights ... and that's probably why Texas has a very different flora & fauna from Maine.
Also: isn't AC pretty much in every building in Texas? Which means: the hotter it gets, the more the AC units get used, the more energy is used, the more fossil fuels are burned ...
Of course, Texas _would_ be a great place to use solar energy, but with it being kind of Trump country, I'm not optimistic.
We all need to move north... Canada, here we come!
@@Julia-lk8jn and that's why I left Texas almost a decade ago. It's a great place to be FROM.
"We just got done with ignoring this pandemic" XD XD
I mean we can't say that we didn't see climate change coming. Feel like the entire crisis is so scary that humans have united together to subconsciously use procrastination as a defense mechanism to avoid making the horrifying expectation the current reality.
You go tell that to Trevor Noah who has a 27 million dollar estate. His carbon output is 10 times more than an average person. He is part of the problem in case your dumb ears haven’t noticed
I think it's cause people are cheap as heck. No solutions are free. So no majority of Americans will ever support anything to help it. Even knowing it costs more *not* to act.
Didn't they make a doomsday clock back in the 70s about climate change
Climate change is for depop and total control of land water food and energy.
@@hazelnut0127 Actually it's a consequence of humans putting profit #1 and businesses using the environment (water and air) to deposit harmful byproducts of their factories. Plus the entire transportation sector.
That pro wrestling joke was 10/10
So as if one disease wasn't already enough monkeypox jumps into The fray like a new character in Smash Ultimate. "New challenger appears" 😡😡😡
“I did not go back 👁 👁” 😂
I love watching Michael Kosta.. He is so intelligent with his segments all the time
I think that Chess robot was caught doing a rage quit
Living Legend of comedy and true knowledge with alot of charisma Trevor Noah a master of comedic skill ! To the point with zero drag. AMERICA ez time.
Captain Stabby, how delightful! 🤣
This isn't a drought in the SW, it's aridification. Drought denotes that it will end, we drain the aquifers more and more and the climate is changing permanently (within our lives)
THIS. More people need to know this.
Exactly
It's a combination of both tbh. But due to the damage we are doing to the environment, the drought is not reversible
Jesus that’s really frightening
@@tealsquare it's the sun
That laugh. So wholesome.
We had to go through 5 years of Trump, and then a pandemic that never seems to end, and now MONKEYPOX? Are you kidding me? MONKEYPOX???
Are you deaf and blind? Do you not see the disaster that’s in office CURRENTLY?
@Phi Hong Spam bot!
Smh
Monkeypox is old.
Look what happened in just 1 year of having Biden...
Trevor should run for president ngl. hes more compitent than most politicians.
We’ve been warned since the 1970s that industrialized animal agriculture would resulting in an exponential increase in zoonotic epidemics. In that time the incidence and severity of those diseases has tracked exactly with the predictions. As long as we refuse to address the cause, animal exploitation, the effects will only continue to accelerate.
But ....like now, in the 70's, the majority did not listen to Science ,or Proven Truths.
Lol
That’s not why. Covid was man made.
Yeah. It's bad for the enviroment, humans and of course animals. It's just messed up. :/ 🌍🌱
Exactly
Sweating? Here in Nigeria we're living in Autumn weather. That's how cold it is.
That’s why global warming wasn’t the phrase the science community wanted to continue using. Climate change is the reality for all places. Antarctica will melt, Nigeria may freeze. We don’t know the limits of it.
Saying this with an analytical background in land management should have been enough for a couple red flags. People wanted to continue making money though. They never realized if they were the first in energy saving technology, they could have been the richest people on the planet instead of being part of that 1%.
Talk to people who use solar power energy, they made a very enticing investment..
@@AS-rr9km I know global warming is misleading term.
I couldn’t survive in Africa 😂
This was funny but freaking terrifying Trevor!!!
It could have gone,
"One disease might start in a frathouse, but then one day .... It might end up in the Supreme Court"
* cough * Brett * cough *
Lol I can’t believe I watched 11:40 until the end like a tiktok video over 100 times 😂
Very hilarious Michael Kosta
Trevor is brilliant. 😂
8:44 😳 Uh... wow. Russia, what's your justification for building _that_ kind of strength into a machine that plays _chess?_
The Sound combination from the two best loved tracks around my world is just priceless. WAKANDA FOREVER
Kosta segment got me rolling 😂😂 sike
As a lifelong WWE fan, I enjoyed this brilliant piece. 😂😂😂
I may be out of moves, but oh boi, i ain't out of Options!! - Chess Robot
Literally the day after the deal with the Russia regarding the export of grain, the port of Odessa (The only port in Ukrainian control) was bombed by Russia
Boats, not grain
@@Russian.spy1 what is your point the boats carry the grain.
In seriousness, the kid moved too quick and the robot tried to move his finger like a piece. And the motor doesn't know stop.
Seems like it should've been programmed better, but I'm not an expert, lol.
What a sense of humor on this one
Trevor is the funniest. Just the funniest period
The pumpkin ravioli joke 💀😂😂😂😂
King Kong New York monkey pox it all goes together 🤣
Thank you Trevor! I can’t stand the bad science so many parrot. It’s not an sti. You can get it from doing someone’s infected laundry 🤦♂️
Yup the virus lives on surfaces for 15 days.
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Alright who showed those monkeys 'Planet of the Apes" ?
That's what started it.
We're creating our own apocalypse! Robots are going to rise up, break our monkeypox riddled hands and force us to build monuments in the burning deserts that were once flowing rivers and forests!
@Ghost Controller FACTS
@ghostcontroller sounds about right
No, that’s called Joe Biden
So joe biden can control what every person puts their trash and oil? Joe Biden can stop people from spreading a disease??? Shut yo country yee haw a** up.
Love u Trevor. Also, Michael Costa nailed his segment 👏
Feel like the world is dying and Trevor is over here just cracking jokes about it.
Sometimes, humor is the easiest way to make people aware, no?
He's a comedian
@@michaelrosen5599 yup
His Wakonda forever makes me cringe and smile at the same time…that makes it perfect. 💙
Almost sounded like Jerry sienfeild when he was talking about new York lol
Painful boils for a few days, and then some crazy painful shingles thing decades later probably.
Trevor Noah is pretty much the only person that could tell such a classy KKK joke.
No such thing as a classy kkk joke.
but also the monkey joke
@@billyyank5807 ofc there is, but only if you’re a republican, bc republicans (that love trump and think the election was stolen) are 100% crazy…. but you’re right, there is no such thing as a ’classy’ KKK joke 💯
@@billyyank5807 last name confirms this.
This took me by surprise 😂😂😂
Feeling like 2022 is more like: 2020 2: The sequel
I think this decade will be the decade where more viruses and varients will emerge
Psyche! Wakanda forever 😆
I look forward to watching these episodes! Trevor never disappoints!!
Actually the monkey pox originated from those ape NFTs. Monkeys are being maligned.
I LOVE Trevor Noah!! THANK YOU for the laughs that are SO needed!!!!!
Knife roomba continues to be humanity's best invention for an awesome version of an apocalyptic future.
11:52 HHH😂😂😂😂😂😂
California, Arizona, Nevada and Colorado will run out of water......I'm out west,but I'm definitely not in California. There's a huge ocean 1.5 miles from me. Huge. Stretches to Asia. If they can't make drinking water out of ocean water then something is wrong. Should have been on that 30yrs ago!!!
Look at California, people can grow outdoor cannabis but not indoors. What? Lol. Outdoor cannabis plants can require up to 4 gallons of water a day depending on how big they are. And when you're growing in 100 gallon containers, you're going to have a dang tree!! Lots of water required for that.
California grows lots of almonds. Did you know it takes 1 gallon of water per day per nut to produce almonds? Yea,lots of water usage. Curious how many green lawns there are in California, takes a lot of water to maintain a green lawn especially in hot weather. How many pools are filled each year?
We waste water like it's going out of style.
I hear you. And do NOT even get me revved up about golf courses!
Years ago here in southern Virginia they started building a pipeline to bring water in from Lake Gaston in N.C. to Virginia Beach. There were many lawsuits that delayed the project for over a decade and increased the cost by tens of millions of dollars. When I asked why not just build a desalination plant because at this point it would be faster and cheaper I was told because the local government or the water company doesn't want to pay the salaries and retirement costs of a plant's employees. In other words desalination plants, while they would be a very practical way to provide plenty of water to serve the needs of communities, won't make the companies that control our drinking water the huge profits that they want. Corporate greed!
@@robo5013 Desalination plants have large amounts of toxic waste.
@@tioswift3676 What toxic waste? I just looked at desalination plants and the only drawbacks given are the high energy costs to operate. They are expensive to build and run, so water would cost more if done by private corporations. But what alternatives are there that aren't also expensive? The country of Dubai gets 90% of its water from desalination plants. Its population is 3.3 mil. LA has pop. of 3.9 mil. Both places are built in a desert.
@@robo5013 The slurry produced from the desalination. Every 1 liter of fresh water extracted from sea water = 1.5 liters of slurry. The slurry consists of salt, and chemicals like copper and chlorine. This is all pumped back into the waterways and ocean. This raises the temperatures of coastal waters, and decreases the level of oxygen in the water, among other bad things.
I watched a video last night w health officials saying it won’t become a big issue.. lol why do we believe anything anyone says
Trevor Noah, C😆MEDY GENIUS
Thank you Trevor!
I should be glad for living up in Sweden as it's not that scorching hot like other countries. Our worst summer was in 2017 where the tropic heat came from Spain and many places had caught fire n the trees n grass had turned yellow bcuz of the dry heat...
how about midges and horse flies in Sweden?
@@embreis2257 well, I live in Stockholm and don't walk into the woods. Flies, mosquitoes, ticks are mostly a country side issue or if u go where there's a lot of trees n bushes
And, just wait....
Can mother nature do something with the Supreme Court sense they want to limit EPA regulations? 😒 asking for a planet
the planet will simply declare us a failed attempt, wipe its slate clean and maybe start anew in a few million years
you mean that's not what the monkey pox outbreak is about?
Maybe ask Russia and Ukraine to stop blowing up massive weapons into the universe, or space rockets and their fumes, or all the private jets that everyone flies around on to tell us commoners that we are destroying the planet. Rich people rule and poor people are the fools.
@@katiestans2824 gas[oline] prices are soaring, electricity too but kerosene remains infuriatingly cheap (thanks to almost no taxation internationally) so airfares are still laughable low . all our governments are in on this
I love Michael Kosta-Everybody!
You know somewhere out there someone has covid and monkeypox at the same time.
Trevor you would make a great Lawyer.
I'm adding droughty to my vocabulary.
i loved this segment lol
Trevor, maybe the real threat is Moooojooo Jo-Jo!
"If monkeypox can make it there they can make it everywhere."
-totaly not Frank Sinatra
Trevor you’re hilarious and genuine. Nobody like you. Love your shows.
Monkey Pox global health emergency, but keep those corporations running
I know you were thinking it too... wait what... pumpkin ravioli! Where!
Why do we always wait til its an emergency before going action. Isn't there a vaccine for it?
Yes there literally is. Also an effective medication for reducing symptoms. Why these things are not being rapidly rolled out is beyond me
@@meghansullivan6812 The US stockpile of vaccine is located in another country, under deep freeze conditions, with no way to keep it cold enough to ship it to the US.
Also, the only reason why monkey pox is a problem, anywhere, is because we stopped vaccinating for small pox. If we never did that, this wouldn't be a news story, because most in the industrialized world would already be immune.
@@meghansullivan6812 The vaccine is the same as the one for smallpox, which hasn't really been an issue for a long time. In the US, the vaccine is being made available as best as possible for at-risk populations.
Let us remember that Japan is still dumping 1.25 million tons of treated nuclear wastewater into the ocean in 2023. They don't seem to have any concern. Anyone see what's wrong with this?
I love him! Smart and funny!!!
This was one of Costas best ones.... nicely done
Michael Costa is right about the robot, it sounds like the Animatrix scene.
I worked with a dough rolling machine & meat slicer. BOTH HAD WARNING STICKERS... THE MACHINE DOES WHAT IT WAS MADE TO DO. That's why you had to be 18 & TRAINED to use machines.
And they used an industrial robot, unfit for use around people. There are safe options, but they are - I’m sure you already guessed it - expensive.
He never leaves you unsmiling.
Micheal Costa is the best 🤣
Is Trevor going to be in BP2 as well? I hope he gets to be Black Vision.
I'm watching Black Lightning now, just started the second season.
I've watched so many shows that featured Black actors that were "white compatible". I'm so done watching what white people are telling me about "the Black Experience" that I'm sick to my stomach.
There needs to be more shows written, produced, directed with black actors, that respects Black culture. I'm thrilled to see these shows. I'm hoping young Black kids find these heroes more interesting than thugs.
btw, I'm 70 white and an ex musician..... "I'm not Black but there are a whole lotta times I wish I could say I'm not white." frank zappa
Facts. And you know what I find interesting? The “movies for Blacks” are always trying to shove them down your throat, it’s movies that are just legitimately amazing with their black leads who just focus on the point of the film. Best example for me is Tenet. He didn’t have to dap someone up in every scene or block out the streets with his Beats by Dre.
@@Brandon-ml2zw Whew..... I was afraid that this was the MOST raciest thing I've ever said but it seems that people agree, and @Brando Bando you get IT ! (even though I'll never really get it..... I'm not black and it's not my experience. I wish we all did.)
Why just black? What about shows written, produced, directed, and acted in by the Latino, Pacific Islander, Asian, Native American communities? Sound about black. Racist much?
@@tioswift3676 "shows written, produced, directed, and acted in by the Latino, Pacific Islander, Asian, Native American communities"
Sorry, How about people of color. I was reacting to Trevor's intro about "The Black Panther"
@@tioswift3676 Racist much? How about You ? you assume that I don't care about anyone else, you don't know me and there is not enough room to state my world view and this is not the place..... Troll much ?
Mike😭🤣😭🏃🏿♂️🔥 that's funny
Costa does a great Jamie Kennedy impersonation! 😂😂😂😂😂😎✌️