@@lucasjohns6035 Fist, I have to download the video (mp4 format), then convert from video to mp3 with the help of a on-line page. Then, using another on-line page, I cut the audio. Download the extract in mp3. All this from my computer. Then, I upload the audio to my Drive, and download again from my Drive to my celphone. I chose the audio like my ringtone, and... Voilá!
It's not about the wedding, it's about the marriage. When you celebrate your mutual love every single day, who cares about the day where you went from always loving each other to always loving each other with a certificate that gives you some benefits with regards to living arrangements and inheritance?
6:34 Rosa: "Spaghetti when you have a small pot" Italians: "HOW. DARE. YOU. DETECTIVE. DIAZ. I am from the country of spaghetti. BREAK! You're breaking the law in Italy with that craziness. BREAK! You will never speak such nonsense again."
"Who says papa? Are you a little French boy?"
"Honhonhonhon"😂😂
Boyle's such a mood.
Stuti Chutani good point
His face..i cant 🤣🤣
"Marriage is a contract between two adults of different families."
I mean if Holt officiated my wedding and said this, I won't be mad.
"Marriage is a con-
tract between two adults of
diff'rent families"
Fact and haiku
it's true
Unless it was an incestuous marriage
@@kimsquad8344 😂😂😂😂😂
@@kimsquad8344 so basically something like Boyle and Gina getting married while their dad and mom (respectively) were married?
“Rosa tell us about your family”
“I...have one”
"Seems suspicious. Name a relative!"
"Hmm... Mo... Mother?"
“Do you Kev-“
“Yes.”
“And do yo-“
“Yes, yes. We’re married.”
😂
Yes yes WE DO
IDK why did I mention that
I wish the officiant had been more efficient
Speed was of the essence ❤️
And they shared hands
Too much PDA Captain Holt and Kevin
i love how scully calls his heart attacks 'oopsies' 😊
Oh yh sorry
@Tricky seee
@Tricky e
Holt: "He was once my captain"
Boyle: "So he's kinda like our *grand* captain"
...
Holt: "That is amazingly funny"
Boyle: ☺🤚
Holt - Wunch insults are gold.
I cant even begin to describe how much I agree
"You crackle!"
Doctor said all my bleedings were internal...
THAT'S WHERE THE BLOOD SUPPOSED TO BE.
The best one 😂
and that smile at the end xD
“Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?”
“I just forget stuff like a cool person.”
This always gives me life hahah
Well i guess im really cool then
holt aged 7: im feeling trepidation at the prospect of a parentless existance
also holt when he sees sharon: you look so big , like a mighty truck
It's like Sheldon. He was more of a kid as an adult and he was more of an adult as a kid
"Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone."
Dear God, he's gone mad with power. Someone needs to save this man from himself
We're years too late for that my friend
Holt in a gravely voice: *VELVET THUUUNNNDEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
so epic lmaooo 😎
“That is amazingly funny.”
I just heard him say it in my head.
Terry: If you don't get back to work, I'm going to start firing detectives!!!
Amy: AND BLANKS!!! LMAO
I made Holt's "Hot damm!!" shout in to my WhatsApp notification sound.
I love it!
Howwww? Can you help me?
@@lucasjohns6035
Fist, I have to download the video (mp4 format), then convert from video to mp3 with the help of a on-line page.
Then, using another on-line page, I cut the audio.
Download the extract in mp3.
All this from my computer.
Then, I upload the audio to my Drive, and download again from my Drive to my celphone.
I chose the audio like my ringtone, and... Voilá!
@@lucasjohns6035 There are some pages that convert directly from de link to mp3, so you don't need to download first in video and convert.
I'm gonna do the same but with the "I believe I'm receiving a text message *Bloop*" from the 1st season.
My notification is Gina saying Who cares who cares who cares
Holt: I'm a poet
Me: and I didn't know it
Holt: and I didn't even know I was rhyming those words
Alie
I was pissed
But it happened anyway
*”dOlLaRs?!”*
Wait, why was that the part I was surprised by?
Deep down, Jake thought he was asking for tubs of yogurt
“Do you kev-“.
“Yessss”
“And do you ra-“
“Yes yes we’re married”
Lol gets me every time
"Oh I'm as serious as a heart attack." Jake is a mood.
honestly, they are all the same clips with different titles....
will I continue rewatching them?
Yes!
“Velvet Thunder!!” always makes me laugh.😂
0:01 10 Rappers Eminem is afraid to diss
2:59 the noise Boyle makes sends me rolling on the floor every single time😂😂😂😂
1:03 Even Hitchcock is weirded out by Boyle lmaooo😂
All my bleeding is internal, that's where the blood is supposed to be😂😂😂😂
I love how rosa is smiling when something about Amy is going on
Everyone needs friends like that in life
Amy: writing things down is nerdy? What do you do? 😏
Rosa: forget stuff like a cool person.
Amy: 🥺
“The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that’s where the blood is supposed to be!”
I stay with it, this is the BEST QUOTE EVER🤪😂
'Madeline , i wonder why all the birds have suddenly stop singing ' 😂😂😂
The change in Holt's face and emotions when he says 'Velvet Thunder'. Classic!
“HOT DAMN!!!”
Captain Raymond Jacob Holt
"I don't want your garbage"
"NOOooo it's a very expensive gift"
"aha! Suspicions confirmed"
Captain holt is very good at exposing everybody
"Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone."
~ Charles Boyle everyone.
"Nah, mine are never that serious. I call them 'oopsies'" has me screeching
6:48, just quality comedy right there
When it is 10:02 minutes instead of 10:01.
How can they narrow it down it’s all quotes in every season all the time
I love your username!
Username checks out! Such a good quote!
3:46 When season 6 of b99 finally get announced for Netflix
"This is amazing" - My exact thoughts
All quotes are the best
9:42: Jake looks so happy at “Velvet Thunder” 😅
"Call me..... Velvet Thunder" that will never not crack me up
"this is amazing" - rosa at holt's burn
"we've been worried *sick!* Do you care to explain yourself?!"
I just simply love all the vasectomy jokes
nobody
Skully when he talking about a heart attack : Mine arent that serious. I call them oopsies
3:15 Just noticed Stephanie broke character from Rosa and was smiling.
Holt & Kevin rushed their wedding ... they should renew their vows to have a more sincere wedding!!!
It's not about the wedding, it's about the marriage. When you celebrate your mutual love every single day, who cares about the day where you went from always loving each other to always loving each other with a certificate that gives you some benefits with regards to living arrangements and inheritance?
1:39 when i first watched holt being with wunch, this is exactly what i was thinking.
1:02- "Charles has the power to disgust Hitchcock. I can't decide whether it's good or bad?"
The growl when Holt says Thunderrrr ❤
0:08 is noone else angry that he didnt say
Im a poet and didnt even know it
omfg boyle's face at 1:05 XD
Captain Holt: call me... *VELVET THUNDER*
best quote ever
The Tenacious Ray one still makes me laugh
6:34 Rosa: "Spaghetti when you have a small pot"
Italians: "HOW. DARE. YOU. DETECTIVE. DIAZ. I am from the country of spaghetti. BREAK! You're breaking the law in Italy with that craziness. BREAK! You will never speak such nonsense again."
Gina was so right at 7:24
This video is the perfect bday gift. Thanks random you tube recommended
I thought he was gonna say
-I'm a poet
-and didn't even know it
in the first scene
00:00
UndeadKhalid that’s the joke
*_VeLvEt THUNDErrr_*
Ohooohoohhoohhnnn Boyle 😂😂😂😂😂
One of my favorite seasons
Holt's "hot damn" was an improv. That makes it even more awesome
1:03 Even Hitchcock is disgusted 😂😂
5:27 Hitchcock always manages to kill me with laughter 😂😂😂
3:16 Stephanie Breaking Character😂
0:09 - and didn't even know it.
Man, it was *right* there 😅
Love this 😂😂😂
“Im a POET, and i didnt even KNOW i was rhyming those words. but it did happen anyway”
Holt missed the opportunity to say " I was a poet, and I didn't even know it". Rhymes
That is amazingly funny.
Omg 🤯 3rd haha :))💛 I love Brooklyn 99 :P
yall saw the terry parody in Paradise PD?
YourSisterAMister i think they overused the joke
"Rosa, tell us about your family"
"I have one"
Did Rosa break character at 3:20 ?
Yes and it is adorable
This is iconic 😂👌
Holt should've said I'm a poet, and didn't even know it
JJazzie Rules
That’s kind of the point.... that he didn’t say it...
JJazzie Rules
I don't think you understand the joke...
Very neat
THE BANK OF TERRY IS CLOSED XD
U are the best
Jake's Okaaay after VELVETT THUNDERRR kills me 😂
HOT DAMNNN!! 👏
It annoys me deeply that Holt didn't say: "I'm a poet, and i didn't even KNOW IT"
Edit: Thanks for the 0 likes! It has saved my life!!!!
Cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt
3:17 rosa smiling/laughing
more best quotes pleasee
BEST SITCOM EVER ❤️
5secs ago? lol
Don't mind me but I really like the cartoonish voices in latinspanish dub.
Stephanie Beatriz is my favourite actor
Gina: What are you a french boy?
Boyle: *oHonHonHon*
I just forget things like a cool person
6:30 RULES 😂😂
Man, I love tugboats.
I'm dead at Charles's gestures on 7:01 😂😂
Velvet Thunder!
did anyone else hear the music in the beginning? it was realllly creepy, and it didn’t stop when i paused 😬
Dollars 🤣
I quote the first one toooooo much
Scrotal recall 😂