We also buy croissants at the same bakery, buy cigarettes along with them in a separate store. Meanwhile we walk in our stripped shirt and a beret on our head
we have 70 hours to live - for most men, no time at all. we are not most men. we are mercenaries. we have the resources, the will to make these hours count!
As a french person, I can confirm that : - This music plays on repeat in every house in France - Every french wears a beret and has a baguette with them - *_We are the spies_*
I don't know why I was not expecting this.. I bursted out laughing at the first notes, beause this is so true. Literally everyone has used this song refering to us at least once
I visited France once and this song was playing on repeat in every cafe, restaurant, pharmacy, hotel, and train station we stopped at. They even played it during mass in Notre Dame and at the cemeteries of WWII soldiers! Great music.
I live in France and I can confirm we eat baguette everyday with a coffee, cheese and a croissant plus we always wear a béret (sort of hat) and of course this mime suit everyday at school at work and when we shower.
I have a french test tmrw and I haven't finished studying so I'm playing this in the background hoping a French soul would possess me and solve tmrw's test in my stead
hon hon hon je ne peux pas m'arrêter de manger des croissants en haut de la tour Eiffel en écoutant cette magnifique musique. Je peux ressentir la saveur des baguettes encore chaudes à travers cette chanson. Absolument splendide !!!!!
As a frenchman, I can indeed confirm that we play this song at least 3 times everyday. If we don't we're not considered french enough and end up tortured with good and fresh baguette 🥖
I think whenever anyone thinks of France, goes there, or makes a piece of media involving Paris, everyone thinks of this kind of music. A movie I saw called Hugo had a soundtrack made up of 50% this song.
This would be much more perfect if occasionally, a baguettte, a beret, a glass of wine, and a French mercenary wearing a suit and a ski mask float across the screen
and one of those who mocks you as "cheese eating surrender monkeys" is a former colony you once helped gaining independence. truly ungrateful colonials
I don’t think making fun of the French for surrendering is accurate at all. The Germans would have destroyed all of Paris like they did Warsaw to force a surrender and we wouldn’t have all the beautiful museums Paris has today. There is nothing wrong with France.
I just imagine this song playing while some french guy drives a bike while holding a baguette on his hand and has a black moustache and wears a striped white and black shirt with a red scarf and that black tiny hat.
If I ever visit Paris, I expect it to be just the eiffel tower, with people with berettes and moustaches walking around and eating baguette or croissants with this music playing.
@@SHREK-qg2cl As a french LIVING in PARIS i can't tell you lie, if he go to the tower effeil he will see migrants; trashs and scammers and african disgusting food in shopping cart If you go to Paris NEVER go to the effeil tower
As a French, I can confirm there is this music everytime everywhere (even in our dreams). I love it, just like my baguette and my croissant 🥐. I love dressing as a mime. I LOVE MY COUNTRY 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Oh ma baguette ! C'est tellement merveilleux de manger une baguette fraîchement préparée en buvant son café du matin devant l'entrée du Louvre sur cette merveilleuse bande-son ! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🤑🤑🥖🥖🥖
0:01 TF2 SPY: "Does she knows how to make a grilled cheese?" 🥷🥪🧀
Who's that she
@@danek_hren its a meme
"what did you say about my MOTHER?!!" 🥷🐈
But which cheese I wonder
@@EpicvidsKetti08 Any Cheese lol
As a French person, I can confirm that these songs constantly play while your In France like a video game sound track
My desire to go to France has increased dramatically
I'm tired of these french drivers blasting out this song in their old citroën
As a french person i do not agree i like the joke though
Same
Quel génie 😂😂
it just took me so long to find this. turns out I just have to look up “stereotypical French music”
Yeah
As a french person, I do the same
Same lol
woo my first comment
i looked up the same thing looking for this song
oh so it's not just me
As a Frenchman, I can confirm that I listen to this music every day when I go to the bakery to buy bread, and that I always behave like a mime.
We also buy croissants at the same bakery, buy cigarettes along with them in a separate store. Meanwhile we walk in our stripped shirt and a beret on our head
In a 2CV or a 4L
@@rachidmaktar9566twingo
@@kosuzumotoori + the eiffel tower has to be in every background, you need to see it everywhere
People from other countries seem to think that our bakeries' vitrines are made of glass. They underestimate just how good we are at invisible walls.
I was once drunk and the next morning, I looked at my search history and the exact words were, “budum buduu budududududuouou franch music steriotipe”
this is the kind of stuff i search all the time
that demo is a bloody spy!
That’s the type of stuff I google sober😂
🌝
Franch
"Well, off to visit your mother!"
*intense french snorting*
Butt ofcourse
O ho ho
It could be any one of us
Spy among us
@@Speedster428 he could be you...
“Gentlemen… Synchronize your death watches.”
-one of the Frenchmen of all time
Wait wait wait wait
Expiration date
"Seduce me"
Gentlemen synchronize your buckets
we have 70 hours to live - for most men, no time at all. we are not most men. we are mercenaries. we have the resources, the will to make these hours count!
"Tf2 Spy snorting intesifies"
As a Frenchman i can confirm we listen to this on a daily basis, use it as our national anthem, and play it at all of our cafes.
it would be cool if it was true lmao
C’est vrai 💀🤣
prouve le
@@kanebotwitch euh.... non. mdrrr
@@kerz5383 J’pensais c’était rendu des Nasheeds ?
As a french, I can confirm that this music increase our bakerie's productivity by 14.07%
Sadly it has since decreased by 49,3%... 😒
do ya mean boulerangerie or bakery but said in a french accent
*Boulangerie
14 7 bastille day. whoa! even the percentage is so french
Is the “14.07%” a reference from the Bastille Day where the French were finding their true colors?
"Does she know how to make a grilled cheese?"
No 😢
@@figsane_fig2lmfao
Does she know how to make a grilled cheese?
does she know how to make a grilled cheese?
"Nah i don't think so she using baguette as the base"
As a french person, I can confirm that :
- This music plays on repeat in every house in France
- Every french wears a beret and has a baguette with them
- *_We are the spies_*
is the baguette for self defense?
@@OnePoundBird It's the sheath of the sword that's used for self defense
as a REAL FRENCH i can confirm that we don't wear berret and we defenitly never listen to this song in specific
@@eiletenewo Hello fellow French
But tell me, does she know how to make a grilled cheese?
i have a french speaking assessment in 11 hours, haven't revised once. Here's fucking hoping this helps.
How did it go?
@@TheManWhoMadeThe47 24/30
@@noobofwar2 👍👍👍 imbued with french
@@fatlemon53 facts
Great job, glad you did well😎
Americans after saying “guten morgen” in a Japanese restaurant:
most american thing
"If you want to catch the spy, you must think like a spy!"
*FRENCH MUSIC AND BAGUETTES IN MINDS, AND DRINKIN WINE WHILE SMOKING 5 CIGARETTES*
me who just arrived in french for college upon buying 2000 croissant and 1000 baguettes
Le baguette c’est délicieux mais les croissent…2000!? C’est beaucoup. Tu est grosse 🤣
me buying 2000 croissants at carrefour
Furnisheep truly habite a France. Tu connais carrefour!
@@longishlettuce well im indonesian but we have carrefour here too, and carrefour is my wife ehehehehe
Awesome lol 😂 (Totally don’t overbuy at carrefour)
“Well, Of to visit your mother!”
*FRENCH LAUGHTER*
"Mmmmm does she know how to make a grilled cheese?"
- Spy TF2
@@rdurkin08 LA MÊME
I don't know why I was not expecting this.. I bursted out laughing at the first notes, beause this is so true. Literally everyone has used this song refering to us at least once
I visited France once and this song was playing on repeat in every cafe, restaurant, pharmacy, hotel, and train station we stopped at. They even played it during mass in Notre Dame and at the cemeteries of WWII soldiers! Great music.
Cemeteries??? If this is not a joke, we have a problem
Please rise for France's National Anthem
if it aint got lyrics about filling your crops with the blood of tyrants is it really an anthem? lol
@@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 so does this
BRO CALLED THIS AN ANTHEM💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤚😭😭😭😭
@@StarfruitMoodcuz it is
@@Microwave_floor How stupid are you? This is a stereotypical *MUSIC* NOT the countries respectful and important anthem!
guys this is so calming i’m so relaxed!!!! i knew deep inside i was french!!
I dont think music can give dna tests lol
your dna is not french lmao
@@Harlow2neese guys don't bully him just because he doesn't look french doesn't mean he isn't French, cmon, seriously!!!!
@@madmanjerry7074 well he isnt french the song does not make him french plus he is american
@@Harlow2neese ok who the hell said he was american
"Well, off to visit your mother~!" -Our favorite French Merc
So listen up boi or por*ography staring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
Yes
He truely is a Gentelman
TF2 fans when they find out France is not full of endangered spycrabs but instead people doing their 10th riot that week
YES!
I live in France and I can confirm we eat baguette everyday with a coffee, cheese and a croissant plus we always wear a béret (sort of hat) and of course this mime suit everyday at school at work and when we shower.
any french would certainly "surrender" to such a joke
@@CouldLetter any other country would be offensed by us not joining usa for the iranian war cuz all of you are their dogs lol
@@CouldLetter Indeed, but in French "Rends-toi sur-le-champ".
Don’t forget the men have the iconic facial hair of an artist
@@IamPatrickStar yes of course
Gentlemen.
*MEET THE SPY INTRO*
I see the breafcase is safe
_"Hey waiter, there's a hair in my cake."_
*~ Filthy Frank*
I need the sauce
@Wooshifgay what video?
@@anemoia2412 I think it's "hair cake" lmao. From pink guy
@@LLRW101 oh okay thank you
@@anemoia2412 I hope you didn't regret watching the video haha
My phone's about to die
battery well spent to listen to this
Real
yo need a charger?
Battery be like:
"Job well done"
I have a french test tmrw and I haven't finished studying so I'm playing this in the background hoping a French soul would possess me and solve tmrw's test in my stead
How’d the test go
@@Eraphimmwe will never know 😔
Believe me if that ever happens the french soul definitely is gonna fail the test
@@Getachildoutherpiscine de vie
Dude, French spirit are not gonna helping you, we already struggle to learn our own language...
As a Belgian, I can say this is the song I hear when I get close to the border between our two countries
This coment is underrated haha, I laughed so hard (Salut depuis la France !)
when the spy uncloacks in front a pyro
When your Austrian friend asks for an onion:
@Indiaplayz why
@RemiliaEnjoyer when he invades the soviet union
@@FreddyImran32 when he looses
Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,
Non pas d'oignons à tous ces chiens,
Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,
Non pas d'oignons, non pas d'oignons >:V
@@jv_16 then he hides inside a bunker
This song has been used in so many fictional restaurants
best song to reconciliate with your inner spy main
This song slaps while its playing while playing spy in tf2
Yes is the best song
Who else has had a 30 kill streak in TF2 strictly while listening to this on loop?
As an american, i can hear this very faintly coming across the atlantic ocean
POV: you find out you’re 0.00000000001% French
Me after finding out I'm 0.00000000000000000000001% french
pov : you think nationality is in the DNA
@@randomdude055Being France is hardcoded into your very soul
this helps me sleep at night, truly.. thank you
French soldiers on the south of the Maginot line be like:
As a French pianist, i can confirm that each time i try to write a piece, my piano sounds like an accordeon and i end up playing that music
hon hon hon je ne peux pas m'arrêter de manger des croissants en haut de la tour Eiffel en écoutant cette magnifique musique. Je peux ressentir la saveur des baguettes encore chaudes à travers cette chanson. Absolument splendide !!!!!
Oui, effectivement, j'adore cette chanson, j'écoute ça tout les jours 🥖👌
Moi aussi, c'est la meilleure 🐄🔑🤣
@@rorychivers8769 Je ne veux pas êtres impoli mais ont dit '' c'est la meilleure '' mon cher frère 🧐🥖
@@obliarts Merci
@@rorychivers8769 il n'y a pas de quoi très cher 🥖🥐🧀
@@obliarts Ahh..... oui.... Tomber la, Tomber, Tomber la chemise!
Hits different with a baguette at hand✨
You have insipides me to bake one
Bahriye Demir 1 aydır Fransa'da Baguette yiyor
I searched "cliche french music" and found this. Magnifique 🥖👌
I searched stereotypical french music and got this
u text like my bf😭
It popped up dans mes recommandations
As a frenchman, I can indeed confirm that we play this song at least 3 times everyday. If we don't we're not considered french enough and end up tortured with good and fresh baguette 🥖
XDDDDD
THAT SPY IS A DOUBLE AGENT
When you said "Oui" instead of "Wii"
Turkish people wants F.Gulen lives free in Turkey
"Bonjour, i would like ze finest baguette with a ze crossiant, s'il-te-plaît?"
Priceless
Sir this is a starbucks
As you wish sir. This is Paris so it will be 100 euros please.
@@Komotau4691 D E A L
@@Komotau4691 funny you say that when a small cake is worth 5
I think whenever anyone thinks of France, goes there, or makes a piece of media involving Paris, everyone thinks of this kind of music. A movie I saw called Hugo had a soundtrack made up of 50% this song.
Hugo is fantastic but I agree the stereotypical accordion music gets annoying, it’s like having the yellow filter for Mexico.
:D hugo my name
Congrats on 1 million views!
This would be much more perfect if occasionally, a baguettte, a beret, a glass of wine, and a French mercenary wearing a suit and a ski mask float across the screen
It could be in this very room . It could be you... It could be me.. It can even be-
our favorite French mercenary…
As a frenchman, i can confirm we listen to this everydays before going for work, it's like our second national anthem after the "Marseillaise"
When you're a multiple time conqueror of Europe with the best military history on the planet and a single surrender in 1941 shatters your reputation:
@juscbhbhuvsdsdvbhjwsdv3843 That is true..
and one of those who mocks you as "cheese eating surrender monkeys" is a former colony you once helped gaining independence. truly ungrateful colonials
@@amhattamiyou did?
I don’t think making fun of the French for surrendering is accurate at all. The Germans would have destroyed all of Paris like they did Warsaw to force a surrender and we wouldn’t have all the beautiful museums Paris has today.
There is nothing wrong with France.
@@glow_plgg6130they saw the writing on the wall
The Fontaine soundtrack, I'm assuming
TF2 Spy went quiet after this dropped 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🇲🇫🇲🇫🇲🇫🇲🇫🥐💯💯
"Right behind you."
As a french, I can confirm that every single street on Paris have achordeonist that are playing this song
We backstabbing the entire enemy team with this one💯💯🔥🔥🗣
After all the SFMs i've watched, I can hear Spy's snorts in the background
"Does she know how to make a grilled cheese"
spy-2023
I put this on and my brother told me to stop listening to taco music 😭😭😭
My man's brain is a taco
Tell your brother to get geo lessons
*he a little confused but he got the sprit*
Based brother
💀 stereotypically, tacos come from Mexico.
I searched for generic french music
I got generic french music
*Does she know how to make a grilled cheese*
I just imagine this song playing while some french guy drives a bike while holding a baguette on his hand and has a black moustache and wears a striped white and black shirt with a red scarf and that black tiny hat.
If I ever visit Paris, I expect it to be just the eiffel tower, with people with berettes and moustaches walking around and eating baguette or croissants with this music playing.
As a french i can confirm that it's what you'll see 🥖🥖🥐🥐
@@SHREK-qg2cl As a french LIVING in PARIS i can't tell you lie, if he go to the tower effeil he will see migrants; trashs and scammers and african disgusting food in shopping cart
If you go to Paris NEVER go to the effeil tower
@@SHREK-qg2cl🥐
you'll be strongly disappointed by seeing only african people listening to horrible rap music in arabic
As a French man, I can tell you that you will be really disappointed… 🗑️🧑🏾🦱🧕🏾💩
"Does she know how to make a grilled cheese "
-spy (from tf2)
How it feels when you eat a baguette
When you announce to the gentlemen that you are in fact; The Spy
*_Spy wants to know your location._*
Yesinrıye
POV: you just put your lunchables pizza in the microwave
And this pizza with pineapples
That’s Italian… (well it isn’t technically but pizza is Italian (just not lunchables))
POV: you play as spy in tf2
As a french, i love it very much. Such beautiful song on a good sunny day for simple persons.
🇨🇵 " *I CLAIM THIS POINT FOR FRANCE* " 🇨🇵
Bon Voyage, Crouton
"And unicorns!"
أمينة جاغلار❤France
I am literally using this sound for a French project for school, it’s gonna be so worth it😂😂
So this is what spy listens to!!
While doing stuff with the mom of scoot 💀
Belgian explaining to you how is he dutch:
As a French, I can confirm there is this music everytime everywhere (even in our dreams). I love it, just like my baguette and my croissant 🥐. I love dressing as a mime. I LOVE MY COUNTRY 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
When your breakfast is coffee and a pack of cigarette at a balcony:
How did I manage to guess this exact music before clicking on the video 😂
When spy main
really appreciate this one
as a french i can say we have this music in every bus and market
*cutely adds to favorite videos/songs*
"does she know how to make a grilled cheese"
WHY IS ZE CART NOT MOVING
France is a good country tbh ;)
how it feels like holding a butterfly knife:
Oh ma baguette ! C'est tellement merveilleux de manger une baguette fraîchement préparée en buvant son café du matin devant l'entrée du Louvre sur cette merveilleuse bande-son ! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🤑🤑🥖🥖🥖
I love how half of these comments are TF2 related. Just shows how much one game can influence people.
when you hear tf2 spy references , ur mind be like :
Fontaine Here i come!
As a Frenchie, I can indeed confirm that this song plays in our heads 24/7 while eating Escargot and drink our 1947 Vintage Wine 🍷🥂🇫🇷🥐🥖
محمد
Cheers my friend. 😊🍷
as france, we are making this as our national anthem
**in French accent** "Does she know how to make a grilled cheese? "
Bon appetite. Oui oui, baguette. De Paris.
The theme for the fontaine final boss ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡
When you make a rifle with a 25-round magazine, but also give it a 3-round burst fire mode.
POV: all American films when they talk about france
As a Luxembourgish person, i can confirm that the music in Paris is so loud that i hear it everyday in my country
Im learning French and things about France and they do indeed play this song every morning