Power Washing with my unpaid intern Kryoz
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- There's no one else I'd rather Power Wash with on Valentine's day
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I swear once these union papers finalize you're DONE FOR BUCKO !!!
good luck with that. you signed the contract
No he will win
your too late
Cheese
Good luck, contract was signed. You knew what you were getting into
As someone with a southern friend, Kryoz's angry southern voice is spot on, down to the "Sally licker" insult
Kryoz went full Boomhauer toward the end.
i think you two should make a whole video where you talk over each other. the subtitling will be insane
@@nejjums stop being funnier than me on my own comment it’s rude 😔 (obv /s we know each other)
edit: where did ur comment go 😭 it was so funny
Editors note: no please don't...
*SMII7Y IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME*
*I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*
@@izihlahla , don't care. Star comment was funnier than yours. Ratio'd.
His editor would quit after that
18:57 That cut off lmao
"you never know... ya ni"
@@fin9442 g
True
@@deekay336 g
@@Xilefval2001 a
Chaotic Neutral energy between these two. Always funny to watch
here, ill leave a normal reply so u dont feel like being ignored by the world because this robot keep occupied the replies section and youtube dont give a shit about them but copyright strikeeee because they could have money from lawww~~.
@@t_t9964 Aww gee, thanks ^_^
@@smartestbonobo8263 howdy sir
@@Sh6guts Hey there friend, how is life treating you?
@@smartestbonobo8263 it's been good kind sir hows yours
Imagine a nozzle so powerful it literally launches your friends in PowerWash Simulator. I can envision it in my head.
Imagine spraying someone frome under to levitate them
Fire it at the screen and your actual friend falls out of their chair.
YEET
no that's a hydro-laser 🦆
The first sentence John said was "Alright, ready to come?". That's how you know if a good video is starting
We need a compilation of Kryoz and Smii7y.
The cut at 19:05 had me laughing so hard, was so unexpected
I like to think that these two together are a good representation of the Yin Yang symbol. Kryoz is more chaotic and Smii7y is more calm and both work good together
There's calm in chaos and there's caos in calm, together they bring balance
@@ember_falls they're inside each other then... Nice
Nothing says "valentines day" than powerwashing with your homie ❤❤❤❤
Powerful bromance between these two and I love it man 😂😂😂
“hello my little unpaid intern” had discord kitten vibes.
You’re absolutely right
Fr
Real
I absolutely love Kryoz's humor and his southern accent
I was just thinking a week ago, "I can't wait until Smi77y releases another one of these".
*SMII7Y IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME*
*I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*
Fr everyday I want one😂
I've fallen asleep literally 4 times during this video, you have NO idea how calming you two are... Then with power washing? Forget it dude. I love y'all keep it up
DIRECTIONS: When you’re using the cleaners, use the widest spray nozzle and do a quick spray around the item you’re doing. Let it sit for a minute, then remove the cleaner narrow the spray and normal wash clean. Save you hundreds on cleaners.
Smii7y: “It’s not a boulder…”
Both of them:”it’s a rock!”
Kryoz was either tired af, high or both haha. Love the chemistry between these two
Definietly high as fuck this video
Gotta love it when smii7y and kryoz do a video together!
@sitiy 18 no
@@Toesniffer21 no
I need them both to just stream powerwash together, idk if its silent most of the time I just want to see more of john and smiity together
What two things give the same energy:
John and smiizy: u have bear fists?
Now: it’s a rock!
"i'm giving it racing stripes" this is my new favorite quote, it's adorable
We need more Kryoz on your channel. We miss you dearly John
"you didn't even wait until 2 minutes" is one of my favorite jokes john has ever made
Thank you for making these videos, I’ve had a REALLY horrible Valentine’s Day and my sister was sent to the hospital today, your spirit and happiness really helps me
This was one of the most unintentionally funny videos ever. John is effortlessly the funniest monotone person ever. lol
I love when johns in a mood like that! Hes fucking hilarious. Love this series
I’m polish and I’m laughing my ass off every time John says “plink”
I really don’t care, but I know others will.
Amazing video as always
wtf is plink
@@majedanzi1772 polish slur
19:00 to 19:10 almost made me die lol
Smi77y: "You got anything you want to advertise?"
Kryoz: "Bro you didn't even wait until 2 minutes!"
Smi77y: **Places ad at **1:35****
Yea I got a home cleaner ad
18:26 Kryoz just making me laugh.
It’s videos like these that start my week off right. Smii7y and Kryoz are unmatched
"Hmm... seems like the car's out of my reach now"
major npc moment
Kryoz was feeling a little sassy this session 🙊
7:26 bro started speaking sims
Can't wait until they realize just how dark some of these storyline power wash missions are. Like this one? Literally serial killers. They're cleaning a serial killer team's house so more victims can be lured in.
What are you talking about!?
@@ducky2458 The texts from some of the contracts are... Disturbing. And paint a funny but dark picture.
This is what I am here for. Power washing and sexual tension...
8:32 Smii7y, I was peacefully falling asleep, WHY
7:46 another moment of these two being the same person.
We need another episode of house flipper mate
*SMII7Y IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME*
*I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*
oh look you have a bot reply to this comment
@@theinkyblowfish 2 now
"If you could fly, who would you wanna fly like?" surprisingly a really interesting question tbh
Thanks for always bringing good content to us, Smii7y, Happy Valentines Day💖
*SMII7Y IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME*
*I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*
@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 you're a literal nobody, touch grass kid.
Thank you for making me laugh even when I don’t feel like it. One of my fav yourubers
Great DUO for POWERWASHING!!!
I ask and you shall provide! Thank you for dragging jon through the worst time of his life! Makes it completely worth it
Poor John, not only is he not getting paid but his cpm is dipping into the negatives
This and lawn mower sim are both on my list. It’s so calming, but most people don’t have that kind of OCD… Whoops! I mean patience. Lol. It meshes well with John being chaotic. It really changed how you played and sprayed in this. Huge difference from when you’re solo.
19:05 is so perfectly cut 😂
Smitty I just want to thank you you helped me through some rough times back when I had covid I would watch your videos not knowing if I would wake up in the morning I just won the last thing that I would ever see was one of your RUclips videos but I'm still kicking and I don't have covid anymore
Okay, I thought it was kinda cool that the "Grandpa Miller's Car" level had a red car like my Grandpa had, but when it said my Grandpa's actual first name at 1:43, I genuinely got chills down my spine.
3:50... I feel personally attacked
Always nice to finish the day with the sound of power washing
*SMII7Y IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME*
*I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*
18:18 it sounds like my parents fighting
Feels good when they play together in power wash simulator
I love kryoz’s chaotic energy through this entire video
I love how fast our milk bag comrade told John not to say “plink” anymore. Got so serious so fast 💀
I love how I immediately got an advertisement right after "You didn't even wait two minutes"
I love how this video is just Kryoz and Smitty bashing eachother for 20 minutes
Smit: Has $1600
Smit: Refuses to buy soap nozzle
Smit: Proceeds to use mid tier washer most of the video
I think your big issue is knowing how to play this game
@@MrEvanNoyes LMFAO I have 67.6 hours in Powerwash Sim. I guarantee I could clean ANYTHING faster than either of these two. I very much know how this game works and how to play it.
@@Heroo01 That’s what I wrote wtf
@@MrEvanNoyes "I think YOUR issue is..."
@@Heroo01 And if you bothered to read the REST of the comment, it says that your problem is that you know how to play the game. And you respond trying to show you know how to play the game. I’m not sure what you’re trying prove here.
13:25 i guess you could say Kryoz got his power washed
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates~ 🎈
Imagine
Your are watching two people power washing while taking a shower
7:45 This dynamic duo is *elite*
I've been waiting, patiently, for this video to come...and now that it is...I just wanna say...
15:05 the gravity in my dreams be like
Also MOOOOORRRRRRRRE
Bro started speaking Sims.
These videos are so good I love it when you upload.
*SMII7Y IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME*
*I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*
@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 no
only Kyroz is
John: now here’s the issue about powerwa-
Smitty: YEAH ANYWAYS-
Thank you for this glorious content. I've missed powerwash Sim
That’s it!! New phrase right there ladies and John.
“It’s a rock”
Perfect 😆😂
That was a strong intro @0:04
That’s how he gets a promotion.
9:43 They're hiding the body of a Danganronpa character down there.
2:31 I love how he spelled spolier insteas of spoiler lmao
I got an ad right after kryoz said “you didn’t even wait two minutes” 😂😭
17:36 Smii7y literally shows kryoz how to get unstuck
1 second later Smii7y "I'm stuck"
3:37 *receives maximum amounts of dopamine*
Smuu7y
1:36 “you didn’t even wait two minutes” immediately after: turbo tax ad
0:01 I thought he meant us
That Leafy impression was spot-on wtf John???
SMii7Y -"Hello my little unpaid intern"
Kryoz -"Alright, you ready to come?"
if it is not me but it sounds like some type of movie
I got thenotif for this at school and forgot about it and I just remembered FINALLY MORE POWER WASH SIM😌😌😌😌
This video is absolutely amazing. Your synergy and comedic timing is awesome. Such a funny duo
I will forever start using “Sally licker” here in Florida lol.
13:11 thats my girlfriends name...Leela lmao
i hope we get another one of these videos literally binged the whole series 😭
That bit of placing an advertisement. I instantly get an Ad for Dairy Queen
13:00 The face reminded me of mikolf Hitzaki
(Look closely at the roofing as a mustache)
yo i levitate in my dreams and it’s freaking nuts. like dream me physically cannot touch the ground for some reason so i float everywhere, it’s so fun
Not paying your interns is sucha plink move bro.
I don’t know why RUclips recommended these power washing simulator videos but I’m here for it
Smii7y I want u to know, ur videos keep me away from suicide. I’ve been trying to become the happiest that I can be and I just don’t feel enough love from all around me. Ur videos entertain me so much that there’s no way to thank you for keeping me alive. I’m going thru so much right now and I just feel like everyone hates me and wishes I was dead. I wish I can get help and yet the only thing that keeps me happy is you. No one else has made me happier than I am. Thanks for being a RUclipsr and bringing joy to those who really need it. U can post this in ur next video. Or not I don’t really care. I just hope all ur videos bring joy again in my life. Thank you. Thank you
Smii7y is like the younger brother in his group of friends. Every video is like follow me, look at me, do what I do! And all the other guys are like "yeah sure w.e". Kyroz is like the middle brother who's like "ugh fine. W.e makes you happy" . Grizzy is the oldest brother who's like "what are yall up to now? That idea is so stupid! Fine I'm in". Puffer n blargzz are like the cousins who enable Smii7ys adhd bad behavior.
You two should do a podcast no cap pushin 🅿️
The sequel we all needed and wanted
Its adorable how you uploaded this video on valentines day.
Kryoz at the end turned into boomHauer from king of the hill😂 absolutely hilarious
SMII7Y taking criticism so well is his best trait.
Bro I suffer with insomnia and u and syndicate are the only two RUclipsrs who can put me asleep and it’s brilliant thank you
“OH FUCK” when John sprayed you got me dying
LETSGOOOOOOOOO ANOTHER POWERWASH VIDEO!!!!!! FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MORE HIGH OCTANE GAMEPLAY! MAXIMUM SATISFACTION!!!
“You got anything you wanna advertise there” “Bro, you didn’t even wait until 2 minutes”
*Instant Samsung ad*