Home Depot - 𝐁𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @Joker_Kirby
    @Joker_Kirby Год назад +3233

    "Watch out! This boss is forklift certified!"

    • @KatMinty
      @KatMinty  Год назад +372

      OH SHIT

    • @jadentetzlaff1108
      @jadentetzlaff1108 Год назад +138

      this is avengers level threat

    • @ginahill837
      @ginahill837 Год назад +74

      no way we can beat him now,unless we have the 2x6 of destruction!

    • @cube3nteredja1lsite
      @cube3nteredja1lsite Год назад +56

      ENGAGE THE PLOT TWISTER, REMEMBER BRETHEREN, AS WE ARE FORKLIFT CERTIFIED TOO

    • @ginahill837
      @ginahill837 Год назад +1

      ​@@cube3nteredja1lsiteI STILL HAVE 5 MORE DAYS UNTIL IM FORKIFT CERTIFIED!

  • @jaredwilliams6867
    @jaredwilliams6867 Год назад +10529

    POV: You need one last 2x6 to complete your deck. There is only one board left in the middle of aisle and another dad is approaching.

  • @ardet7383
    @ardet7383 2 года назад +6352

    I looked this up as a joke, but now im temped to see if i can slip this in as a dwarven boss fight without anyone noticing

  • @BiggsBababooey
    @BiggsBababooey Год назад +4398

    As the person behind the Home Depot orchestral mix, I'm glad to finally have found a worthy successor. Very good

    • @Lord-of-The-Crabs
      @Lord-of-The-Crabs Год назад +147

      I loved that remix and I feel like the 2 combined would be to powerful for this world

    • @Jimmietruck28
      @Jimmietruck28 Год назад +62

      That was a good remix it reminds me of movie trailer music

    • @KatMinty
      @KatMinty  Год назад +797

      We both exist at different parts in the Home Depot Storyline

    • @BiggsBababooey
      @BiggsBababooey Год назад +248

      @@KatMinty The Home Depot Cinematic universe, as it were

    • @Greenlink-kx7ho
      @Greenlink-kx7ho Год назад +60

      @@BiggsBababooey Holy shit we need that

  • @0Dx_ge
    @0Dx_ge Год назад +2726

    The normal home depot theme is the boss fight
    This is for after the boss's health regenerates and he changes look

    • @KatMinty
      @KatMinty  Год назад +263

      Oooh yeah

    • @demetriajones3231
      @demetriajones3231 Год назад +30

      Or the encour stage

    • @SlimJhm
      @SlimJhm Год назад +77

      "ROUND 2, REFORGED! FIGHT!"

    • @the_real_kel
      @the_real_kel Год назад +16

      In the first hes average strength
      This is only a fraction of his power...

    • @ZaviahNorwood
      @ZaviahNorwood Год назад +5

      "This is my message to my master"

  • @scavengersix2161
    @scavengersix2161 Год назад +2113

    Boss Cutscene:
    Boss: "Hello, good sir! Welcome to Homdee Pote! We've got everythin' ya need to renovate, repair, and rebuild! What can I do ya for?"
    Player: "I'm just browsing, thanks!"
    Boss: "Aye! Take a look around, find what suites ye!"
    Player: "Actually, I think I should head over to Lowes and check out the-"
    *_Theme Starts_*
    Boss: "Ye dare utter the name of House Lowe in this establishment? 'Tis an insult ye shall pay with in blood! Watch closely, outlander; you're about to learn why Homdee Pote is where doers..."
    _Boss draws his weapon (a sledgehammer)_
    "...get more done!"
    _Builder of Demise_
    *>>>FOREMAN SORVENGAARD

  • @cbalan777
    @cbalan777 Год назад +928

    Home Deep Hell, right next to the Blood, Bath and Beyond.

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc Год назад +71

      blood bath and beyond closed two days ago because there werent enough sacrifices :(

    • @TheIronManOfSteel
      @TheIronManOfSteel Год назад +47

      I have always preferred Olden Navy.

    • @justinn8541akaDrPokemon
      @justinn8541akaDrPokemon Год назад +78

      @@TheIronManOfSteel After shopping, you can eat at Long Gone Silvers, Taco Hell, or The Waffle House.

    • @TheIronManOfSteel
      @TheIronManOfSteel Год назад +51

      @@justinn8541akaDrPokemon I see that the Waffle House stays the same. You can’t make that place any more brutal. 😂

    • @MyKevin99
      @MyKevin99 Год назад +6

      These names are legendary

  • @ashgamesxwx
    @ashgamesxwx Год назад +1611

    Okay but I unironicly want a home Depot boss battle oriented dungeon crawler

    • @KatMinty
      @KatMinty  Год назад +163

      To find the Depot of Secret Power within

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 Год назад +30

      It would 100% be a rougelite

    • @ashgamesxwx
      @ashgamesxwx Год назад +10

      @@themightycxzeriallord ugh

    • @whyme7052
      @whyme7052 Год назад +9

      ​@@KatMinty "Depot of Secret Power Within" that sounds like a Touhou game lol
      I should make that a fangame lol

    • @thebrotatochip32
      @thebrotatochip32 Год назад +1

      I want to make a video game and use this in it

  • @NoBloons
    @NoBloons Год назад +796

    Craig - CEO of Home Depot.
    Destroyer of Ikea.
    Creator of amazing hardware.
    Seller of kitchen appliances.
    Harbinger of porcelain toilets.
    Wrecker of Lowe's.
    God of appliance stores.

  • @VinceMouse
    @VinceMouse Год назад +264

    As a Lowes employee, I hear this every time I pass the Home Depot on the way to work.

    • @LittleBlueClown
      @LittleBlueClown Год назад +40

      One day, Lowes employee, you will hear this song at Lowes, and you will realize your time is nearing its end, for the Home Depot Boss has come for you

    • @PhanKyle-c9t
      @PhanKyle-c9t Год назад +2

      Til then, it was too late. You're trapped in his present, with no escape. As *He* Creeps closer. You know your doom is near. *He* Is here

    • @samdherring
      @samdherring 9 месяцев назад +1

      Your store song sounds like the background music in the open world that Home Depot man resides in.

  • @LocalSinkPisser
    @LocalSinkPisser Год назад +344

    I suddenly feel motivated to build a shed.

    • @swiggityswanka
      @swiggityswanka Год назад +15

      Feel The POWER OF HOME DEPOT. EMBRACE YOUR AMERICAN CONSTURCTION FEELING! BUILD A SHED AS A TEMPLE OF HONOR

    • @paulalexisasuncion6361
      @paulalexisasuncion6361 Год назад +10

      TED The TOOL forger has been summoned

    • @theflamingprotogen6405
      @theflamingprotogen6405 10 месяцев назад

      Did you build a shed?

    • @LocalSinkPisser
      @LocalSinkPisser 10 месяцев назад

      @@theflamingprotogen6405 15 sheds have been built. I have lost control...

    • @doncomputer5931
      @doncomputer5931 10 месяцев назад

      ...In Minecraft

  • @PikKraken8
    @PikKraken8 Год назад +299

    I’m quite impressed that you turned a song that is mostly just 3 notes repeated into a full boss theme.

    • @Tubeytime
      @Tubeytime Год назад +15

      It's like asking an AI to extend a song except the final product is actually coherent

  • @vlathispandora
    @vlathispandora Год назад +1590

    When the final boss is neither a mighty dark wizard neither a fearsome beast of destruction, but a godly craftsman,
    Who forged them

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc Год назад +54

      he forged himself

    • @etherealbladerx8153
      @etherealbladerx8153 Год назад +35

      Who’s that guy who crafted weapons for Zeus and the gods? 🤔 his theme

    • @Obsidian_Knight
      @Obsidian_Knight Год назад +32

      ​@@etherealbladerx8153Haphaestus, I think

    • @etherealbladerx8153
      @etherealbladerx8153 Год назад +14

      @@Obsidian_Knight right him 😊 this his boss theme 🙂

    • @KatMinty
      @KatMinty  Год назад +87

      I like that idea. A craftsman who is T o o good, and it gets to his head.

  • @alricratte7718
    @alricratte7718 Год назад +405

    You're alone, nearly closing time. Just going to pick up some paint or a few bits and bobs. Without much notice the only warning given is the sound of clanking hammers. Turning to the vast rows of aisles you see them. Clad in that bright orange smock like fiery standards of war and creeping from up on high atop the racks. Tools in hand and smiles on their faces, confidence in their skill. In unison they drone "Welcome to Home Depot"

    • @wyvernharries4788
      @wyvernharries4788 Год назад +47

      I read "Welcome to Home Depot" and the beat drop. That's cool.
      *Combat status confirm. Engage hostiles*

    • @KatMinty
      @KatMinty  Год назад +62

      "It's Closing time. You're in holy territory, so now you must be judged for the right to stay." Says the Lead Manager. "Prove your Home worthiness, to leave with a sliver of The Home's Power. "

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc Год назад +11

      why did i read "welcome to home depot" in an engineer voice

    • @Bab_9805
      @Bab_9805 Год назад +1

      wait this makes me think
      is home depot just hotel california?

    • @BillCipherMuse
      @BillCipherMuse Год назад +4

      "The store is now closed. Please exit the building" - The staff of dimension Ik3-a

  • @WhateverTechComestoMind
    @WhateverTechComestoMind 2 года назад +278

    Thank the algorithm for this glorious video

    • @ephgm
      @ephgm Год назад +9

      Praise the algorithm! May it ever guide us to peace, happiness, and Cat memes.

    • @TedanTorralba
      @TedanTorralba Год назад +1

      @@ephgm Praise the algorithim! Long live cat memes! And finnaly, all hail this song

    • @rocknatex5013
      @rocknatex5013 10 месяцев назад

      All hail Lord Al Bartolomeu Gorithm! May he reign forever!

  • @daftoptimist
    @daftoptimist Год назад +349

    I work in CS for one of Home Depot’s vendors, and every so often I have to call a store with a question about an order. I kind of want to ask them if they can make this the stores’ hold music.

    • @thegoldensquid9036
      @thegoldensquid9036 Год назад +15

      Do it

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc Год назад +16

      JUST DO IT FOR HOMER D. POE'S SAKE

    • @Palmtop_User
      @Palmtop_User Год назад +5

      Just make it so the hold music is literally just remixes of the home depot theme

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Год назад

      Have you tried yet?

  • @wyvernharries4788
    @wyvernharries4788 Год назад +149

    When the dwarf says you still owe 1 gold coin.

  • @Akanio_Vatheros
    @Akanio_Vatheros 2 месяца назад +3

    I'm going to a Home Depot interview on Wednesday, I'm making sure to grind my Persuasion & Strength skills before hand, wish me luck!

  • @jimcobbler3954
    @jimcobbler3954 Год назад +72

    Nathaniel, Master Craftsman
    Phase 1:
    Rushes you with an angle grinder
    Phase 2:
    Close combat with a chainsaw, Minions with nailguns show up.
    Phase 3:
    Pulls out a comically sized hammer and swings it with the skill of a true master.

  • @contaminatedduck4959
    @contaminatedduck4959 Год назад +1024

    PHASE I - ENCOUNTER 0:00
    You enter your local Home Depot, breathing in the smell of wood, metal, and the scent of many dads around. You walk toward aisle 4, where your metal pipe you need is there. You reach for the last metal pipe, when suddenly, your hand is slapped out of the way by a dad. The showdown begins here.
    PHASE II - TENSE EYE 0:48
    Both you and the dad lock eyes. A health bar appears above his head. The dad gets more tense. The dad reaches for the metal pipe but you know you won't let that happen. You kick his stomach with force and he falls over. He gets up with fierce motion. You know you fucked up.
    PHASE III - SHOWDOWN 1:34
    Home Depot boss music plays, and your enemy is not alone anymore. With dad's sidekick, the employee, stands by his side. The dad throws the first punch to your face. But the punch was slow and you managed to dodge the incoming fist coming your way. The employee roundhouse kicks your stomach, which puts you off-guard, as you forgot employees can still fight. You look up, and the dad is standing over you, menacingly. He lifts his mighty foot, and drops it on your head with great power.
    GAME OVER

    • @Glazzero
      @Glazzero Год назад +28

      I AM DEFINITELTY MAKING A GAME ABOUT THIS!

    • @drmini7522
      @drmini7522 Год назад +5

      @@Glazzero let us know how it goes

    • @Sub2_M9ZTIQ
      @Sub2_M9ZTIQ Год назад

      ​@@Glazzerotwo endings one where you die another where you get the pipe and win.

    • @Glazzero
      @Glazzero Год назад +4

      @@drmini7522 yes. currently done the intro and title

    • @Glazzero
      @Glazzero Год назад +4

      @@drmini7522 Will be kinda like undertale

  • @Complexordex
    @Complexordex Год назад +121

    I’ve made it to the final level to be the ultimate dad! Dads unite!

    • @erikurizita6702
      @erikurizita6702 Год назад

      _Raises condom ring marked wallet and beer in the air_

  • @what-cj3vi
    @what-cj3vi Год назад +336

    // BOSS ENCOUNTER //
    Edward Decker : CEO of the Depot
    >1850 Health
    >170 Attack
    >900 Heavy Attack
    Second Stage:
    >Gains 30% of his HP back when his health drops to 50%.
    >Unlocks special: Home Depot Call, summons 30 middle aged southern fathers that are enraged
    Third stage (Final Stage):
    >Gains 25% of his HP back when his health drops to 10%
    >Unlocks special: 2x4, he'll throw 10 2x4s at you causing 50 damage each

    • @TowerofGuitars
      @TowerofGuitars Год назад +5

      Gaining health back is so annoying

    • @JustmeIguess
      @JustmeIguess Год назад +5

      @@TowerofGuitarsso it’s okay when the player does it but once the boss does it it’s immoral?

    • @Jsslade
      @Jsslade Год назад +1

      @@JustmeIguess exactly

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon Год назад +2

      Ok but can we get a stat lineup of former ceo of home depot, Craig Menear?

    • @jimbolimbodimbo
      @jimbolimbodimbo Год назад

      the epic fourth secret stage (totally real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
      -death.

  • @bionicdragon5
    @bionicdragon5 Год назад +17

    More saving...
    More doing...
    BEHOLD! THE POWER OF HOME DEPOT!

  • @xenotiic8356
    @xenotiic8356 Год назад +58

    This is the theme of one of those bosses mid-game that you get stuck on forever

  • @manic365
    @manic365 Год назад +7

    0:20 as the behemoth swings his gargantuan hammer, you hear space and time itself ripple and bend at his will.

  • @GenerationLambda
    @GenerationLambda 11 месяцев назад +2

    POV: You need a box of nails for your shed. There's one box left and another dad is walking towards it, dead-eyeing you as you both realize it's gonna be a duel to the death for the nails.

  • @Russia_Moscow_countryhuman
    @Russia_Moscow_countryhuman 10 месяцев назад +3

    In the fluorescent-lit expanse of Home Depot, two determined dads found themselves locked in a high-stakes quest for the last 2x4 on the shelf. The aisle echoed with the subtle hum of fluorescent lights, setting the stage for an epic confrontation.
    Dad 1, clad in cargo shorts and a determination-fueled glint in his eye, lunged towards the coveted 2x4. His hand reached out, fingers inches away from the prize. Simultaneously, Dad 2, sporting a tool belt like a seasoned warrior, executed a swift sidestep, aiming to outmaneuver his rival.
    The shelf's shadows danced, and the scent of fresh lumber lingered in the air. The dads, both locked onto their target, moved with a precision that betrayed years of weekend DIY experience.
    With a sudden twist, Dad 1 pivoted, attempting a daring maneuver to snatch victory. Dad 2 responded with a swift counter, showcasing agility unexpected in a hardware store. The 2x4, seemingly aware of its significance, teetered on the brink of falling into the hands of one of these DIY gladiators.
    As if guided by an unseen force, both dads reached the 2x4 simultaneously. Their eyes locked in a moment of silent acknowledgment-a nod to the shared journey of home improvement. Yet, only one could emerge victorious in this aisle arena.
    The tension climaxed, frozen in a tableau of home improvement heroism. The distant echo of checkout beeps became the triumphant music of a conquering warrior as one dad emerged, 2x4 in hand, ready to tackle the challenges of the next DIY quest.

  • @tboneswagg
    @tboneswagg Год назад +81

    [Boss] The Designator
    A massive Home Depot machine that stocks the shelves of Home Depot, doubles as security when needed.
    HP:55k DEF:75 SPD:10
    Attacks
    Immobilizing rush / Designation:wood
    Perform a charge attack, drastically reducing speed on hit./ Fire a barrage of planks that vary in size, bigger planks do more damage and have a higher chance to inflict more stacks of vulnerable on hit.
    Security call / Designation:equipment
    Summons 2 home depot security men and 1 home depot security brute./ Summons a power tool amalgam
    Contain / Designation:storage
    Summons a wall of buckets, pallets, and shelves. Wall redirects all damage dealt to other allies to itself/Give all allies +100 shield
    Fertilizer fumes / Designation:plant
    Afflict 10 poison to all foes / Summons a potted Rot-vine
    Passives
    Inorganic: Immune to poison
    Depot supplied: Defense increases by 5% per 2k hp missing, does not count shields
    Hefty: Immune to speed reducing effects

    • @thewraithbookttv
      @thewraithbookttv Год назад +1

      do you mind if i take this for a dnd idea?

    • @tboneswagg
      @tboneswagg Год назад

      @@thewraithbookttv I don't really care, use it wherever you want

    • @joeycubed5888
      @joeycubed5888 Год назад +2

      This feels mildly similar to Risk of Rain 2, specifically the character REX. (robot/plant symbiotic being, with a set of natural attacks and a set of mechanical attacks.)

    • @natwatgamer2805
      @natwatgamer2805 Год назад +1

      Home depot 2d pixelated dungeon runner where you progress through different tools and planks of wood

  • @Wandering_Specter
    @Wandering_Specter Год назад +37

    The clash begins as a mere squabble over a 2x4 but then you see it.
    The health bar.
    But as you go for the first strike the dad in his mid 30s blocks your attack then counters with a staggering punch to the stomach.
    you step back to recover from the blow just dealt.
    The music empowering the dad makes him powerful.
    You charge in after grabbing a metal pole next to you.
    A mighty war cry echoes through Home Depot as you two fight for the last 2x4.
    The dad blocks your strike with a wooden dowel rod.
    "It's not about the weapon, son, it's about how you use it." He says knocking you to the ground.
    you jump back.
    He takes the offensive and charges.
    You suddenly think about why you're doing this, for your deck.
    You say it in your head, "I will not lose here. That much is set in stone!"
    The dad charges but he's slower. Your much more nimble.
    You throw a row of planks on the ground stopping him.
    The dad gets blinded by the saw dust.
    You charge full speed through the dust.
    You go for an attack to the head, but he saw it coming.
    He moves his head making the pole collide with his shoulder.
    Shoulder dislocated he steps back and snaps his arm back in place.
    The dad charges enraged.
    This time grabbing a large plank to use as a riot shield.
    The shield lowers his visibility, and he doesn't notice that you're now standing where you knocked down the planks.
    You rush up behind him intending to take out his knees.
    He reacts swiftly and grabs the edges of the board and attacks you with his shield as if it was a large fan.
    You try to block with your metal pole, but it fails, knocking your pole into your head.
    You hear a ringing and can't see straight.
    You come to only to see that the dad is now kicking you in the chin.
    You fall to the ground.
    The dad approaches.
    He begins to speak but you blind him again by throwing sawdust that you gathered off the floor earlier in his face.
    You kick him in the shins staggering him.
    You then push the dad down and collapse a row of wood on him, trapping him.
    You grab the 2x4 and depart from your victory.
    You check out and leave to complete your deck.
    The very deck that you will have many memories on with your friends and family.

    • @BGinfinite00
      @BGinfinite00 Год назад

      Beautiful just beautiful.....now we need a post credit scene

    • @Wandering_Specter
      @Wandering_Specter Год назад +1

      ⁠@@BGinfinite00 Ok then. Ill work on a credit scene and possibly another battle

    • @BGinfinite00
      @BGinfinite00 Год назад

      @@Wandering_Specter thank you now I can sleep easy

    • @Wandering_Specter
      @Wandering_Specter Год назад +1

      @@BGinfinite00 no problem. Sorry it took me so long to check back on this comment

    • @BGinfinite00
      @BGinfinite00 Год назад

      @@Wandering_Specter it ok.....hope we get to know each other

  • @coreythebludragon1986
    @coreythebludragon1986 3 месяца назад +2

    Home alone, but it's the tf2 engineer in a home depot and the entire state's police department can't get him to leave.

  • @PartyPerson40000
    @PartyPerson40000 2 месяца назад +3

    "I use tools? HAH. I AM THE TOOLS"

  • @LegendaryStory
    @LegendaryStory 11 месяцев назад +2

    I feel like this is more of the surprise "2nd phase" theme in a boss fight where the both the story, stakes, intensity, and difficulty are raised.

  • @itsumayo
    @itsumayo Год назад +84

    When the hispanic True Value dad encounters the white Home Depot dad

  • @GeraldBloodLord
    @GeraldBloodLord Год назад +2

    i can imagine the home depot building growing a face and legs and then chasing you as the beat drop commences

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan 2 года назад +37

    this is hella underrated tbf

  • @DrFunkman
    @DrFunkman 9 месяцев назад +2

    This should be playing in the background of a Dadlands campaign

  • @DeimosDread
    @DeimosDread Год назад +121

    I love it, I just wish it had more of that competitive feeling. The back & forth between the hammers felt like they started competing, alternating swings.
    If you ever make another maybe throw in a third swing (like from Andre in Dark Souls) and kind of treat it like a 'rap battle' beat where the two hammers get a couple lines then come together for a fully formed beat, when the third hammer swings down changing up the dynamic.

  • @wuffles9584
    @wuffles9584 Год назад +3

    I like the home depot memes and the Shadow Wizard Money Gang memes
    Its feels like the head of both gangs would fight and it would be an epic battle

    • @KatMinty
      @KatMinty  7 месяцев назад +1

      Hmmmm...

  • @michaelh9656
    @michaelh9656 Год назад +16

    This is the music that plays in my head as I go through the store trying to avoid having to talk to any of The Associates

  • @matiasbusch958
    @matiasbusch958 Год назад +2

    Depot of the House, Blacksmith Of Elders

  • @Youtuubpewp
    @Youtuubpewp Год назад +11

    “There’s only one place you could use this… like you’re up against freakin’ Deck Man and he’s made up of lots of planks, and screws and stuff and you gotta take him down.” -Markiplier in Self-Defense Amazon weapons.

  • @juanpablorodgers2388
    @juanpablorodgers2388 Год назад +16

    So this is what Sauron listened to while forging the One Ring.

  • @Jamie_06
    @Jamie_06 Год назад +24

    Feels like a it from a home depot level from a racing game

  • @dylan.bissendmylife
    @dylan.bissendmylife Год назад +1

    we makin it outta aisle 33 with this one

  • @jupiter9099
    @jupiter9099 Год назад +8

    Imagine a video game where every level is a different retail chain and the bosses at the end are the retail mascots.

  • @malakaihiner5262
    @malakaihiner5262 11 месяцев назад +1

    i'm running a D&D campaign and i'm going to use this for an artificer bossfight

  • @kirbyfan2525
    @kirbyfan2525 Год назад +20

    VS Home Depot Manager Phase 1(game where the fight takes place:Kirby and the Forgotten Land)
    The boss charges at you with a hammmer. He also sometimes throws it upward and at you. Very simple and slow patterns you can avoid easily.
    Phase 2
    The boss summons three employees with identical patterns, and the arena expands a little bit. It becomes tough to deal with all four at once, but once you KO the three employees, the boss loses invincibility and enters stage 3.
    Phase 3
    The boss gets angry and starts combining hammers into one humongous hammer. You cannot attack him during this. His attacks are:
    Slamming the HUGE hammer down to create a massive shockwave, dropping stars all over the arena
    Dropping tons of metal pipes on the arena
    Summoning an employee if he doesn’t already have one
    Taking a random hammer and throwing it at you
    Filling the arena with walls made of wood planks, which only his attacks or Fire can destroy
    Pulling out tons more hammers and rapidly throwing them at you
    Once you defeat this phase, the fight is over.
    Gacha Figure Description(for funsies)
    Some say this manager gets everything done in the Home Depot. Others say he’s lazy, and only commands his minimum wage employees. Whatever the case, the doer gets more done.

    • @MasterEden1010
      @MasterEden1010 Год назад

      You should make Forgotten Land 2 lmao 😂

  • @The_Clumsy_Librarian
    @The_Clumsy_Librarian Год назад +1

    "This is the true power of the Home Depot."

  • @jeffscrungle6179
    @jeffscrungle6179 Год назад +9

    Love the idea that the boss this song belongs to builds their arena and weapons while you fight them.

  • @TinyDragonGamer250
    @TinyDragonGamer250 11 месяцев назад

    "You need to get 4 more timbers and a bucket of nails Hatchet! Watch out for Kragdads Hammer Slam attack!"

  • @HaasioArt
    @HaasioArt 2 года назад +10

    Love the anvil sounds in this

  • @SnappleSmith
    @SnappleSmith Год назад +1

    Had me ready to figure out the boss mechanics.

  • @mattbatcraz
    @mattbatcraz Год назад +17

    once you defeat the Home Depot you must face a new horror: the Home Supplier

    • @The_Raptor
      @The_Raptor Год назад

      Home Depot? House Station.

  • @americanpatriot436t54
    @americanpatriot436t54 Год назад +2

    Our workers may be workers, but they are fit soldiers, they may not have guns or rockets, but they have saws, large pieces of wood and equipment! Glory to our Home Depot overlords!

  • @stuco211
    @stuco211 Год назад +10

    Homer: Despot of the Depot

  • @Cronama
    @Cronama Год назад +1

    You can beat the boss the hard way (dignity intact) or ask an NPC for the quick solution (embarrassment).
    Summons that can aid you in the fight are Mexican migrant workers just outside the arena.

  • @jamesjesus1828
    @jamesjesus1828 Год назад +2

    _The Renovator of Worlds has awoken!_

  • @BPKPhoenix
    @BPKPhoenix Год назад

    "Son. I'm very proud of you. But, some things gotta get done. Did you bring your tools?"
    _Dad's Health bar streaks across the screen._

  • @AeonLeightholmeYT
    @AeonLeightholmeYT Год назад +9

    In a game where the protagonist is a Lowe’s employee, the main antagonist is a male Karen who prefers Home Depot, and this is his theme.

  • @igamewhenimbored7696
    @igamewhenimbored7696 Год назад +1

    Why does this need to go this f hard 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @dani-the-toad
    @dani-the-toad Год назад +6

    this feels like a track from homestuck and i mean this in the best way possible this is fantastic

  • @MezephelesArt
    @MezephelesArt Год назад +1

    Thanks, algorithm. Not sure why you gave me this but you know what they say about gift horses.

  • @mewhenthe8174
    @mewhenthe8174 Год назад +4

    “Your death will be faster than the speed of our customer service!”
    -LAZARUS, HOME DEPOT WORKER OF DEMISE-

  • @sebbydarkheart9271
    @sebbydarkheart9271 Год назад +1

    when outrageous builders club hard hat goes on.

  • @voltfox2466
    @voltfox2466 Год назад +3

    I just imagine a boss fight where you just run around a warehouse and all the workers run on the upper decks and just throw random shit at you.
    And then A FORKLIFT CERTIFIED DRIVES TO YOU 💀

  • @dayhen
    @dayhen Год назад +1

    I listen to this everyday when. I can go on my trampoline to train

  • @KOAWESOME
    @KOAWESOME Год назад +8

    POV: You are a Home Depot Employee and you told a Dad we don't have anymore screws in the store.

  • @sergeantarchdornan3013
    @sergeantarchdornan3013 Год назад +1

    All I ever wanted to do was create the mega bucket you will just stand in my way. en garde!

  • @2_Left_Feet1
    @2_Left_Feet1 Год назад +5

    Are we gonna talk about how crazy this goes in the middle of the video

  • @DAFORCEFilms
    @DAFORCEFilms 3 месяца назад +1

    More saving… more doing… the sheer *_POWER_* of Home Depot is more than any mortal man can handle.

  • @placefantasy1821
    @placefantasy1821 Год назад +9

    Now THIS is music

  • @JonDoesSomeStuff
    @JonDoesSomeStuff Год назад +2

    As the depot rises, you feel a sense of dread rush through your host, you hear the distant yells of angry fathers yammering about wood, but you keep persisting through this battle

  • @KatietheKreator
    @KatietheKreator Год назад +4

    Sounds like music that would play in a game where you’re trying to run away from a danger or monster in a laboratory or some kind of facility

  • @The4116thMan
    @The4116thMan Год назад

    I always love when youtube tries to show me something new by recommending me random stuff

  • @EpicgamerGTG
    @EpicgamerGTG Год назад +3

    This is the _true_ power of the *Home Depot*

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick Год назад +1

    Dwarven Keep, home of the Hammer Warriors, masters of the combat art of DIY. (Destroy-it-yourself)

  • @RenaissanceWaffle
    @RenaissanceWaffle Год назад +3

    Came for the meme, stayed for the banger

  • @ShadyOk
    @ShadyOk 2 месяца назад +1

    Dad is approching

  • @ChillingInLittleroot
    @ChillingInLittleroot Год назад +25

    😂 I love this - I just imagine fighting a huge robot in a factory with crates everywhere to this 😂

  • @dingus-kvirrjntntteivnvi
    @dingus-kvirrjntntteivnvi Год назад +1

    Now this is epic

  • @ShizaSalad
    @ShizaSalad 2 года назад +16

    Sound as some kind of geometry dash music

    • @alephcake
      @alephcake 2 года назад +3

      BoomKitty type beat

  • @anthonyruggiero1988
    @anthonyruggiero1988 Год назад +1

    "How may I help you?"
    "I want more spending and more thinking."
    *music plays*

  • @Superhrnet
    @Superhrnet Год назад +7

    If not a boss, at least a Stage in Tekken.

  • @krishkumar7999
    @krishkumar7999 4 месяца назад +1

    The builder of worlds, the summoner of fathers, BOB.

  • @j.gibble6162
    @j.gibble6162 Год назад +5

    If you flush all of the display toilets you unlock the “More Saving, More Doing” ending of the game…

  • @Buglertowerblitz
    @Buglertowerblitz Год назад +1

    petition to make this a undertale boss

  • @hambam420
    @hambam420 Год назад +5

    this is such a RUclips beat! so cool B )

  • @henrystickmin5446
    @henrystickmin5446 Год назад +1

    "The moment you stepped foot into my store, was the moment i realized your impurities were beyond repair...
    "Now i will break you down, refine your wretched being to its basic constructs." *Picks up hammer from bloodied table with a scraping noise.* "I will do what my brothers and sisters failed to..." *Turns around.*
    "Home Depot has only one chance to prosper, and if you stand in the way of that... SO BE IT! ILL TEAR YOU DOWN AND REBUILD YOU IN MY IMAGE STRANGER, FOR OUR FIGHT, WILL BE LEGENDARY!"

    • @KatMinty
      @KatMinty  7 месяцев назад

      Love this one

  • @notunderyourcustody
    @notunderyourcustody Год назад +8

    Random dude: Sir your total is $10.02
    other random dude: gives $10 bill, keep the change

  • @ComesuckItchat
    @ComesuckItchat Год назад +1

    Dis shi go hard asfk

  • @wisemysticaltree42069
    @wisemysticaltree42069 Год назад +3

    I need a dark souls themed game that just takes place in the average American Town

  • @LerdioFerro
    @LerdioFerro 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is great!😂

  • @arockwhoisarock
    @arockwhoisarock Год назад +3

    Great song, really makes me feel as though death is Craig Manearing

  • @_12k70
    @_12k70 Год назад +1

    Man, this was such a boss fight in the game, I found by accident the alternative win-con exploring the arena tho', that one secret passage to the unfinished shack that leads the boss to have a mental breakdown, such a great emonional momment!

  • @aydenlokey3641
    @aydenlokey3641 Год назад +15

    POV: You forget to pay and you just start hearing boss music

  • @Turtoile41
    @Turtoile41 Год назад +2

    now i want a game with this as a boss theme, and the boss is just attacking you with various things you can find at a home depot

  • @dennixL
    @dennixL Год назад +10

    This is the theme that plays when you need to ask a worker for help, but don't want to.

  • @FireyDeath4
    @FireyDeath4 Год назад +1

    I can just imagine Alan Becker's stickmen bashing everyone to death and constructing weapons of mass destruction with furniture, tools, resources and various pieces of equipment

  • @Jalbesbe
    @Jalbesbe Год назад +3

    When you need to talk to your manager about something as a Home Depot employee and this suddenly starts playing

  • @raptor4211
    @raptor4211 10 месяцев назад +1

    "You fool, I own 70 ALTERNATE LAWN MOWERS"

    • @KatMinty
      @KatMinty  2 месяца назад

      MWAWAHAAHHAHHAHAHAGHH