Monologue: Dotard Trump | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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- Опубликовано: 13 июн 2024
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Sparks flew this week between Fat Man and Little Boy (aka Donald Trump and Kim Jong Il); meanwhile, Republicans let their conscience guide them on health care.
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Give Congress the same Healthcare they give Americans. That would slap the grins off their lying faces.
Bill Maher, you're the man! #ImpeachTrumpTheTraitor
do·tard
ˈdōdərd/
noun
an old person, especially one who has become weak or senile.
Pretty accurate description🤔
I'm amazed Kim is familiar with the word. I know he has access to the world media that he denies his people but still.
Luiz: Get a clue; Trump became president because of Russia.
L BW lol,,,,,I like that
Luiz Paulo Carvalho It's McCain... and he is by far the smartest Republican with influence over the others in the Party
Kim Jong-un was schooled in Switzerland. He also went to a private International School in Gümligen learning English!
One of our worst exports... Murdoch. For that, Australia is sorry :P
He's such a relic die already
Kamron Grant Yes he is! However, his sons appear to have a sense of decency.
Well, at least more so than their old man, that's I could say. I do give them more leniency compared to him, so I would have to agree with you. I still don't like them much, however. :P
Yeah, his influence on the UK has been devastating. His mission to dumb us down, he succeeded.
Kamron Grant don't worry. We know it wasn't your fault. We forgive u. America loves u. We are sorry our prez is a national embarrassment. That bullshit spat with your PM Turnbull over the refugees turned my stomach
"Away with the dotard! To the gaol with him!" - William Shakespeare, 'The Taming of the Shrew'
I've seen more diplomacy between toddlers than Trump & Un.. We're fucked!
Fluff McMuff ...yes, we need more pussy talk from diplomats. That has worked so well
Hopefully their babysitters will keep their hands off the big red button.
You people are cross eyed.
+Chris Conger
You have no idea how diplomacy works.
tabularasa0606 ...and neither to you
It's like an epic live action comic book or something "Rocket Man vs. The Orange Sphincter.
Bill Maher guide us through these troubling times
Asking guidance from COMIC is one of the stupidest thing next to OBUMMA leadership.
Newman Newmanz WRONG! voting for trumpanzee and the republikkkcan swamp is the most stupidest thing in the last 2,017 years. #maga.. .Morons ARE Governing America! with a DOTARD at the helm. thanks Kim Jung Un
billie marrrr and his fans are brain dead
You are all stupid from the facts its kinda sad trolls, making up a story
If you want enlightment and guidance follow Sanders and help him pass his legislations. And Chomsky.
Damn Murdoch! May all his ghosts come back to haunt him!
"Fat Man" and "Little Boy". Absolutely. Obviously so, in fact, almost to a scary degree.
You can keep Murdoch, we don't want him either.
I like that one of the tag for this video is "Everything Trump Touches Dies". Solid. 👏🏼
"....Fat Man and Little Boy...." was the best joke of the whole show.
I miss having a President in the White House.
jimmy usmc
1) the President is never in the White House because he thinks it's a DUMP!
2) the President is not working hard. His administration has a higher turnover rate than the average McDonald's.
3) What has this moron REALLY accomplished since taking office? Making more holes in one?
4) This fat pig sets the example for why today's children are obese, rotten, and disrespectful of others.
Yeah, we need a hard working President back in the White House.
Add my voice to those voices clamoring in support of senator John Mcain(?). It takes courage to stand for what is right. Lets hope other Republicans join him, NOT in rejecting this piece of legislation because it's a Democratic bill but because He is convinced that America needs this health program and that this bill is a starting point.
LET'S GO FORWARD.!!!
Thank you Senator.
Nailed it
Trump knows who Shakespeare is...
He lives down the street from Frederick Douglass
His hair is a "riot of gold" because he went bald and gray a long time ago... If it weren't for that pile of foliage on his pate he would really look like a clown. Like the clown on Fox's Simpsons.
That Fat Man and Little Boy joke was hilarious.
I get the impression not everyone in the audience got the reference.
Weren't those the nicknames of bombs we dropped on Japan or no?
Yes, the ATOMIC bombs.
fenhen - Yeah, man, brilliant joke.
Its a triple effect. Describing the bombs from WWII, describing trump and KJU, and could also reference that they both love nukes and want to kill each others' countries
My favourite comedian. Bill Maher is the best.
Great show...
Bill Maher is the best
Thanks CNN, Thanks Trevor Noah, Thanks Samantha Bee, Thanks John Oliver, Thanks Steven Colbert, Thanks Seth Meyer, Thanks Bill Maher.
“ it’s a piece of shit “.. first good laugh i’ve had all week. omg
WE LOVE YOU BILL
Marxist Alpha = Troll
Axy schlomo maher
Axy S❤❤❤❤❤ much!!!
Thank You John Mcain!!
Trump vs kim jung un cage match
techwood16 I think Kim Jong Un would win simply because trump is an old man.
I'd like to be able to just lock both of them in a cage!!!
Trump would KO Tubby the Rocket Boy, like he did with Vince McMahon. But for real.
I vote Dance off
Kim Jung Un: Gangnam Style. Trump: Ballroom?
It's actual Real Time for free! Niiiiice!
I can't believe McCain is a 'good guy' so for me it's a broken clock analogy.
"Trump and Kim Jong Un...or as I like to call them, Fat Man & Little Boy..."
Brilliant joke, lol. Those were the nicknames of the two nukes dropped on Hiroshima & Nagasaki, for those who don't get it.
A Skeptical Human what's cool about it is either one can be fat and little boy
A Skeptical Human I did not realize thank you
so who is little boy we have seen Trumps hands lol
hacker sorry hacker you're projecting. Christianity and mixing it with politics in a free country is the true mental disorder
doris dau most educated people when they clearly don't understand a topic usually won't garble together what little they do understand and combine it with assumptions to come to a conclusion based on that alone. Educate yourself and your knowledge will GROW outside of your bubble.
I agree Bill, "foreigners should not be influencing our elections...." inc AIPAC???
"Fatman & Little Boy".
Who's who though cuz those terms are interchangeable to describe either.
"Would you like a hard boiled egg in these trying times?"
This is a simulation.
Bill...Bill...for god's sake we don't want him back! Signed: Australia
His monologues are the best.
Kim Jong Un didn't use the word "dotard". Some translator did.
I wouldn't be surprised if trump owned hotel's in North Korea.
"I wouldn't be surprised if trump owned hotel's in North Korea"lol. I'd be surprised if your IQ has 3 digits
gangster3591 Chill with that negative.
Damn, so fucking good. This guy's jokes are 💯% spot on.
One of those words that people have stopped using, like presidential. LOL
LOL, "when an Australian started Fox News".... as an Aussie, I couldn't agree more, sorry 'bout that USA....
THEY ARE SUB HUMAN: "Political conservatism is significantly associated with (1) mental rigidity and closed-mindedness, including (a) increased dogmatism and intolerance of ambiguity, (b) decreased cognitive complexity, (c) decreased openness to experience, (d) uncertainty avoidance, (e) personal needs for order and structure, and (f) need for cognitive closure; (2) lowered self-esteem; (3) fear, anger, and aggression; (4) pessimism, disgust, and contempt; (5) loss prevention; (6) fearof death; (7) threat arising from social and economic deprivation; and (8) threat to the stability of the social system.”
Will thoese insults will help your side win.
+bulldogsbob I suppose truisms can be insulting, but holmeed's is an actual clinical definition of conservatism. I, personally, don't consider conservatives as sub human, but certainly it's a deficit that needs addressing. Why do so many Americans suffer from this affliction?
@@jkryanspark Why y'all holding the zero pussy convention in the comments?
"whats good conscience?" LOL
"Or Fat Man and Little Boy, as I like to call them."
Um, which is which, Bill?
BILL REFOCUS- I suspect strongly that on a state level, what passes for healthcare is being redefined. Laws giving nurses power to diagnose at doctor prices and pre authorization holding up physical therapy are already being passed. Please discus on state level representatives affects. Pls, thk u, God bless.
BTW did anyone else notice that the description says "Kim Jong Ill" instead of Kim Jong Un
God Bless Donald Trump!!!! He gave Bill Maher YEARS of more material!!!
Overall it was a great week for Nambia though...they finally got recognized as a country even though it isn't one and doesn't even exist...
Sad thing is, when Bill says " Fat man little boy", I have no idea which is trump and which is kim.
Echo Chamber with Bill Maher
What is up with the always missing overtime segments ... I thought they were meant for You-Tube, and yet they never show up there on the Bill Maher channel anymore?
When does Bill start wearing a Red Star lapel pin?
The current commander in chief is a perfect scapegoat for his party. All they have to do is blame everything on the President.
Like him or not, this is John McCain's finest hour...
Even more than surviving the Hanoi Hilton ???? U crazeee Kimbirlli !!!!
This is Kim's dad, a Vietnam Vet, 5 and a half years there, could you do it? What the fuck do you know about Vietnam, honor, service, or, how bout being a fucking gentleman to my daughter? And if you knew anything about your country's history, it is his finest hour, saving our country from its own greed, you have just heard the bad stuff, thats really kind of unsubstantiated too ya know, the Hanoi Hilton wasn't made up, and nobody had any easier time than anybody else...it was a nightmare on earth, so making fun is not a good thing, regardless of anything he did or didn't do this is his finest hour, if you don't get my point you must never have served...keep on justasinger54
I respect my President and he says he prefers 'heroes' who weren't captured.
McCain is a traitor to his country, his office and his President. TRUMP MAGA !
only the Fox NRL sports Australia I know before I kick someone jackals haha
"Foreigners shouldn't be influencing our elections"...maybe the US should be first to stop doing exactly that?
Dote, doat, dotage, dotard....my great aunt Rowena used to call me a dote. I tried not to study Shakespeare at high school for 5 years but I couldn't help but notice he used the above words.
I'm waiting for Trump to call Un a wastrel.
This is so funny LMAO
Visit MEXICO!!
Pero no los lugares donde tiembla.
Uhh now's not the best time..
Id suggest to the Bill marhre supports to move to mexico...but they are really racists and only want to move to Canada or Scandinavia....if there is a whiter place to live, I don't know about it.
i donated to the french campaign of marie la penn, is that "interfering" in a foreign election? no....its not
Doesn't have to have its lobby is right in America
LOL!
Easy fix, no health care for anyone! Don't get sick either...bad move dun.
I get that this is comedy, but everyone keeps saying that Kim Jong Un called Trump a "Dotard." He actually didn't. Kim Jong Un used a Korean word, obviously, with no exact English translation. A translator, with a good vocabulary, chose afterward to translate the word as, "dotard." The word could have been translated as any number of English words or phrases. "Dotard" was a fucking solid choice though. Kudos translator!
I think this quote is very relevant for the current times, where so many are opposing Trump:
― John F. Kennedy: [Commencement Address at Yale University, June 11 1962]” :
“The great enemy of truth is very often not the lie--deliberate, contrived and dishonest--but the myth--persistent, persuasive and unrealistic. Too often we hold fast to the cliches of our forebears. We subject all facts to a prefabricated set of interpretations. We enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
I never encountered the word "dotard" before. Is it normal?
Anomaly Sunday used to be back when Shakespeare was alive
"Fat Man and Little Boy" ......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
SINGLE PAYER!!!! LETS GET IT DONE
My Human Rights have been revoked in The United States of America.
At some point the republicans will get tired of following the rules of a bill and change them anywat like theyve done before.
how do you like bernie sanders universal healthcare proposal?
How about US not interfering in foreign elections.
Happy Moonfest!!!
What's "good conscience"? 😂
When trump opens his mouth he lies!!
"Dotard".. isn't that what people call a noob in Dota2? I'd say it's pretty relevant, though the meaning has somewhat changed.
In the sentence russian troll farm,the key word is not russian! it is TROLL!!
So funny...
Can we go back to an America where liberals and conservatives argued about more important things like gun control or whether pineapple belongs on pizza?
Dotard and Covefefe= 372 English Gematria. Strong's 372 = Dotard and Covefefe = 372 English. Strong's 372 = cessation, rest
"fat man" and "little boy" ?
Who is who?
We have met the enemy Bill and he is us.
👍👍
THE GOPUKE has no CONSCIENCE!
Fat Man & Little Boy ... which ones which ?
HEALTH-CARE DISTRACTION FROM LOCAL REDEFINITION OF HEALTH-CARE, LOOK AT WHAT THE LOCAL REPS ARE DOING.
Thank Russian interference and Bernie or Busters for the Trump presidency.
"Foreigners should not be influencing our elections"... While i'm not completely opposed to the sentiment, it's surprising to see it coming from their side, or would be if i wasn't cynically seeing their opinion being shaped around what benefits them at the moment.
BaZERGer
If you live here, you're not a foreigner
Do 'N' Tard
Trump is an oddball.
5;15 tell that to saudi-arabia, qatar, yemen and bahrain when they donated to the clinton foundation aka the hilary campaign slush fund for five years in a row and then after the election two of them actually wanted their money back.
Hey Bill how does it feel to parrot a real Dictator?
bill ur cool
Is Lyndsay Gram a drag name?!
What isn't said is 1) we have been doing war games on the North Korea beachfront for years antagonizing the situation 2) we have done so many sanctions against this country which only hurts the people 3) Kim Jong-um has more than once said he would stop pursuing nuclear war heads if the US stopped the war games of intimidation. We continue to fly B-52s which annihilated their country during the Korea war (literally flattened) 4) when u.s. Forces arrived in Korea (1945), we were greeted by the officials of KPR, which was the group that disarmed the Japanese and removed them from Korea while establishing law and order. General hodge thrown them out of his office & placed the southern half of Korea under u.s. Military occupation. We placed a dictator, Syngman Rhee in place who killed over a 100,000 people and was one of the main players in starting the Korea war.
We need to stop invading, doing coups, sanctioning, manipulating other countries elections, because they won't do what we want or give us their riches of minerals or oil. Our leaders are BULLIES and it's time the American people to get loud on how wrong and dangerous this type of behavior is for the world
The only productive thing Kim Jong Un did in his life was to introduce me to the word 'dotard' which condenses so many words and Trump's actions into a 5 letter word.
It's six letters....
What the last d is silent, shhhsh
it didn't
"I assume he's black since he's comfortable using the N word." -Colbert
Strikes me that Trump has met the only politician in the world who can out-troll him. He thought no-one would descend to his level - well, he underestimated Lil Kim.
Kim and Trump are the kind of guys who, if you offer them a single piece of polite constructive criticism, respond by calling everyone you know and telling them you have aids. Put them together in an argument over nuclear weapons and you are completely and utterly fucked.
Bill's hate for Tump is getting old and almost annoying