That Actually Happened
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2016
- Seth discusses events that actually happened in 2016, including the Philippine president's insult to Obama and a Trump-shaped cloud.
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That cloud even has his tiny baby hands
Ah 2016... What a time to be alive.
And by 2017, depending on who won in November, we might not be.
you don't know if you should laugh or cry about it 😅
What a time to start writing books.....
depressing, eh?
Trump may not agree that using hairspray in a "sealed" apartment affects the ozone layer, but we all agree that using hairspray in a "sealed" apartment has affected his cognitive ability.
Saw a duck shaped cloud today. The Lord has spoken, the next president elected must be a duck.
ha
Ducks out for Harambe !
A lame duck? waa waaaa
Don't make that lame duck joke; it would surely rile up many.
@Kiran Shahid
Oh no! Not Donald "the duck" Trump. One cloud could be coincidence. Two mean confirmation.
Mr. Meyers, the fact that you know what a cumulonimbus is makes me just love you.
More stratocumulus me thinks!
I'm more of a cirrus person myself...mmmm...wissspy...
English is a funny language... Wind breaker is a jacket, breaking wind is a completely different thing. :)
Ahhh. That explains where the Phillipines President's comment came from.
Actually the Phillipines President is a giant asshole. He has called a lot of people names, including the Pope - www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/15/philippines-president-elect-rodrigo-duterte-refuses-to-apologise/
+Georgi Mihailov well that was very like classless idk
Scumulo-dingus cloud formations:
When a cloud is made up of hairspray that escapes hermetically sealed apartments.
nice login dude
Bring back this segment. I need it in 2018 more.
my daughter is Filipino. that phrase is used ALOT by everyone, it does mean that but it's sort of used like OMG and every curse put together. it's not taken that seriously but still he's a president
I cant believe how it has been lost in translation.
The importance of the phrase as an insult is being overstated yes, but also they are ignoring that he wasn't even talking about Obama at that point. If you listen to the entire statement he's insulting the person asking the question, not Obama.
Who cares what he actually was talking about as long as it's good for a laugh. Add a joke about what he is wearing. Those foreigners, aren't they ridiculous!
Don't you mean filipina?
The baby face caked in spray-on-tan was hilarious XD
Not even a min up, already a dislike. The Butthurt is strong.
"There is no cry. Only poo, or not poo. Hmmm."
it took 4 min for seth to think clinton was a good candidate.... yeah im pro dislike
Butthurt, or just disappointment at an obviously spun story?
I don't think that's a very good comparison. Hitlers problem wasn't exactly his immaturity
Someone infiltrated trump tower and swapped his hairspray for agent orange.
The argument on the tarmac in China wasn't between diplomats, it was between a Chinese official and Susan Rice, the National Security Advisor. The Chinese official, for uncertain reasons, was refusing to let her join Obama's motorcade. The Secret Service had to intervene.
What's amazing is he's referring to aerosols' effect on the ozone layer like it's 1986.
makes sense. He is at the correct age to do something silly like that..
Duterte didn't refer to Obama, he was referring to a journalist.
Seth should be hosting the Tonight Show
yeah, no
I completely agree.. He uses his platform to actually discuss the election in depth and is (usually) unbiased. He also gave Bernie a fighting chance and treated him as a viable candidate. He has a John Oliver vibe to him, I like Fallon but he just isn't nearly as engaging or daring.
Unbiased? Have you actually ever watched him? lmao
James corden though
+Sydney Wierenga "unbiased" hahaha the guy is a complete shill for Hillary.
Trump has sprayed too much hairspray in a sealed apartment if you get my drift.
He's high on his own Vitamin- "dumbass"
W
Maybe he wouldn't be so crazy if he'd stop spraying a ton of hairspray in his "sealed apartment"
Hah. Yeah, I think that sequence explains a lot.
could have done so much more with this
What a year folks...what a year....
I like this new segment!
i think President Duterte was saying that to the reporters and not to Obama, i mean the name calling. some of my Filipino friends explained the incident to me. they said its a misunderstanding.
no need to explain to close minded people
Thanks u... Media can reverse stories
basically its the same as OMG
yeah I've heard that a couple places to the media is really dropped the ball
The government immediately apologized and, in doing so, admitted that it was directed at Obama. Just like in America, people in the Philippines are nationalistic and refuse to admit when their leaders make a mistake.
Show is getting better and better.
Nice to see you here Matt ;)
Watching this in 2020 and thinking yep 2016 is nothing like 2020
Y'know... when you're a kid, you often get the idea that adults know what they're doing. That the world is run by sensible people, or at least people who've grown out of being childish and petulant and myopic. And then you grow up and you realize we're all still in the damn sandbox. The toys just stopped being fun.
and if that's not bad enough.. some moron is gonna throw sand at the others face and world war 3 will start for the stupidest reasons..
Feel free to use your Aqua Net. As long as you're 'sealed' in your apartment when you do.
Put tank in a mall, lol, I don't know if I should be happy that I actually understand that.
That baby looks like its gonna puke
Seth is best on late night!
I love me some Seth Myers.
The emphasis says joke... But no joke happens.
Seth, this was a missed opportunity for you to grab Amy and have a segment of "Really?"
Hi 2016, I have terrible news. None of this sounds strange anymore.
Simpler times.....
I just realized this guy looks like Rob Lowe and sounds like David Spade.
I thought the problem with hairspray was the ones in aerosol cans, not the actual hairspray itself, so the push spritzers that always get jammed with dried hairspray are okay if inconvenient.
Oh. My. Goodness. What black person in their right mind hands over their baby to Donald Trump?! NO!
I wish he went to my church, so the cameras would show people SHIELDING their babies to protect them from him.
Sounds like congregation lives in the grip of irrational fears.
+The Spud of Ages ...as do virtually all church congregations. The threat of spending an eternal vacation on the shores of a lake of fire seems a bit irrational, yet fear inspiring.
Lol. Nope, only rational fears. It's a congregation of immigrants. They SHOULD be afraid of Donald Trump.
I'd sheild my dog from Trump - he's a scary looking evil man.
Are you being racist by pointing out racism? Cause that would be fun.
2:12 orange is the new black
I'm amazed that his lawyer is basing election results off of weather, we've all seen the picture of Trump's "windblown" hairdo
Hilarious.
haha hilarious
Sealed or not every space is a part of the atmosphere on earth!..
Not just an escalator, a gold plated escalator... that curves from top to bottom.... with bright red shag carpet over the gold plated steps.... that are not steel. Good luck with that.
all of this seems so quaint in november 2020
2016: the year of mayhem
I wonder if they had to get permission from Lorne Michaels to do the "Weekend Update" skit on Late Night...
How does he think the oxygen gets in?
Pretty sure the lawyer was joking.
Has Seth seen the photos of Barry's mom?
Lol look what those people in 2016 thought was weird. Here in 2018 president Trump is being sued by a pornstar
We were so naive back then :-(
The Philippines is a democratic country. The president is not a dictator. Seth Meyers was too presumptuous about Duterte.
01:59 Looking at Trump and Seth side by side, Seth is more orange than Trump.
Those were simpler time...
Guess what... That cloud that Cohen tweeted about was right...
When did Sam Harris get his own night show?
Your facts on these stories are incorrect and therefore the segment doesn't make sense because this stuff didn't actually happen the way it was described. Still funny commentary tho but it would have been better if it was true.
What actually happened then?
Yeah, I'd especially like to know how apparently everyone else got the story about Duterte wrong also. Since, yanno, Seth is just saying what everyone else is saying.
Duterte was reported to have swore at Obama by the reporter he was talking to. When you look at the full clip, however, Duterte is swearing at the reporter, not Obama.
once asked what Really happened, they suddenly stop responding. Nothing to see here ....
None of the 9 people who liked his comment felt like setting the record straight either.
now the political argument is based on cloud shapes?
we are doomed.
The ozone layer has nothing to do with climate change.
Oh Donnie....
people don't use hairspray anymore?
In the lower 48 US states, hairspray is only used by televangelists and trailer queens, LOL!
My name is actually Jeb :(
does the rolling Stones no that Trump is using their music🇱🇷🇨🇦🇲🇽
wheres Cenk!
1:43...ur right! the next guy will! as opposed to the wannabe who would need a wheelchair lift. well done
wow
Since when did he become a dictator?
coz americans are air heads
he is a fascist
I have a very negative opinion of the current Philippines president. But as far as I know, he is a democratically elected president. Apparently there is a tendency to call "dictator" any leader opposing official views, regardless of how they got in office.
The president of the Philippines dresses like the president of Iran.
he is no dictator. the leader of the Philippines is an example and role model for ourselves
bullshit! is a role model suppose to curse every speech and interviews??!!!
let me tell you that only he, only him, only he is only the leader of a country that is deliberately and carelessly and disrespectively cursing on anything and everyone he wants!! period. RIP .... even kim jong un cannot even curse infront of the media!
he curses, that is a small small sin. he does not do major sin, no one is perfect. I will take a man who curses over the US leadership who murders millions and rapes billions and destroys cities and cultures and commits genocide while lying and spreading the most nasty evil
If the Chinese start planning weapon tests oddly close to the US in the next month we now know why
With Trump's environmental policy that cloud could be Orance.
for the Americans every president if a decorator, if he is dont do as they hell him but if he buys their stuff and do as they telling hims is not a decorator
Okay.
Yes, damn those heavy-handed decorators.
go back to school, dumbass.
wat
Trumps lawyer should be disbarred. How can a jury take him seriously after a statement like that.
Trump denies science, and science denies Trump.
Trump: The world is getting warmer? Nah man.... china did it.
Me: Oh... my god.
Okay they've labelled him a dictator. Alright Hey soldiers pack your bags we are sending the Philippines some good old American freedom. MURICA.
Seth Meyers is more even orange than Trump.
Why are we voting for presidents over 60?
and none of them have a slightest grip on what this world really ended up being.. they are all stuck in their own knowledge.. little do they know how little they really do know.
The stuff he says displays and amazing ignorance and lack of respect for science. Does he really believe the fluorocarbons will stay permanently sealed forever is his apartment?
Why ,yes does. He's "heard some things".
CFCs, the chemicals that cause damage to the ozone layer, haven't been used in the US in consumer aerosols since the 1970s. Some of these aerosols have replaced CFCs with nitrous oxide though, which could explain a lot of Trump's remarks, given how much hairspray he must use.
Here's a poser - does he use hairspray to abuse nitrous oxide, or does he get stoned on the nitrous oxide because he abuses hairspray?... Inquiring minds... really couldn't give a toss, actually :D
How Dare You Seth?! (Not really I know you do)
So he has to dress in a suit and a tie to curse?
What's actually happening is that corporate goons continuously cover to corporate politicians when there's two Sovereign politicians running as well, get off of the corporate Plantation people. Jill Stein president 2016.
2:03 The mom's hot tho.
Was his logic really that his room is sealed off? That nothing can enter or leave it? Are you sure we're not talking about Melania's room?
I'm surprised how many people in the audience laughed at the first clip. I think it's unfunny that a foreign leader is insulting my president, no matter who he/she may be.
By laughing at his immaturity you take away any credibility he might have had. Same with Trump - you can't take a guy like that seriously, so you just have to laugh.
A good percentage of the Republican electorate took him seriously.
ebutym11225
Yeah, specifically the fuckwits and terrible people.
Pres duterte was referring to the journalist who was asking disrespectful question.... Media can always reverse the story the way they want to
He wasn't insulting Obama. He was directing that towards the journalist. "Putang Ina" isn't even really that bad of an insult in the Philippines. It's pretty much the equivalent of "Oh My God"
They say Mr. Trump is dangerous?
What is going to do once the election is over?
make fun of the president for sucking.
Seth's hair is goofy af
sorry why is 0:33 funny again?
If Trump thinks there is an air-seal inside his house, does he get worried he'll suffocate in the middle of the night? It's a logical conclusion.
poor baby
Why do you only focus on Trump? It's not like Hillary is a total saint.....
Trump is funnier.
And dumber
And has new weekly controversies.
Stop making fun of the God Emperor !!!!
Because he's paid to talk about Hillary.
Says who?
Trump's Cloud is tell every one he will leave this plane and go to the other side.
why is he referring to Duterte as a dictator? He's only been elected less than three months, doing his job as a leader of the country (despite the strong yellow movement to discredit him) and then he's called a dictator? Oh, let me guess, was your "research" on this "speech" he made about "insulting" Obama from those released by Philippine "media" (also known as the yellow movement's media) and not the full transcript/video and proper translation (context!) of the press forum? So what's the definition of a dictator, then?
As for the "apology" issued later on, it actually says he regrets that his cursing has taken center-stage and more focus than what was the gist of his response
Wow...so disappointed... Was starting to like this show :(
Duterte sucks and we Filipinos regret that we elected him!
No we don't
Seth is always so smug it makes me feel ill.
If Trump's apartment is sealed, where does he sleep at night?
So Trump never gets fresh air in his home? That place must like a pig stall.
Clickbai- nah
Aaaand Trump still thinks ozone layer is the current Climate Change concern.... that alone should be enough to disqualify him...
Dude thinks his apartment is hermetically sealed and air flow does not exist. Actual grown adult man who is a lawyer still interprets natural phenomena as auspices given by an imaginary friend. Last time that was used was classical antiquity. Can't take them serious at all.
Trump lives in a bank vault.