0:06 Player: literally breaks every bone Nearest NPC: casually asks "are you alright?" and proceeds to crush his own balls and break a couple of bones as well
Man. I had completely forgot about this game. I first picked it up when I was about 8. Then I stopped playing for a few years. Was looking through my cabinets and found it. Played for about 2 hours. Brought back amazing memories.
We are back with another Skate Kill Count. There were 33 deaths by my count in this episode and with a runtime of 617 seconds, there was a kill on average every 18.6969 second, Dead Meat would be proud. We’ll cover Skate 3 today as well but until then, I have been The Death Decider
Que que eu tô fazendo vocês aí você faz por detrás e eu não sei fazer pudim frente sozinho aí mas eu faço outra que fazer para o seu lado que você tá falando boa tarde para você o Davi Ele é especial Ele nasceu e aí ele não sabe escrever e nem sabe ler aí vocês manda áudio para ele para ele ver que você está falando porque ele é especial ele não sabe leitura e ele quer e ele quer ser amigo de vocês eu entrei no curso para ser amiga de vocês ele é seguidor de vocês para vocês manda por áudio para falar com ele não por letra
That skateboard sound at 2:42 feels related to the 2009 Xbox 360👁🗨startup sound. I remember that sound as being on of my fave sounds of early 2000s.🎮🎰🏙🏡💻📺📱📲🔖💚🖤🖤💚💮🌐💠🔰🔃🔄♾
0:06
Player: literally breaks every bone
Nearest NPC: casually asks "are you alright?" and proceeds to crush his own balls and break a couple of bones as well
This deserves more likes a pin and a heart
LOL
Honestly that was actually lots of Bones broken
literally deceased:
*woah are you alright*
Ccvvvvbb
6:30- attention, nuclear attack!!!
Alluk khabar
Llo
Не ожидал здесь русских увидеть)
Nuclear attack fail
Hahaha
5:03 he broke his ass on that guys face
bro he left the youtube channel😭
6:30 "you spin me right round" moment
Ah yes. Great Dope song
Haha, body goes drrrrrrrr
Like a record baby, right round, round.
Torpedo
Do it for the vine!
2013 mfs:
1:08 when someone says to stop playing your favorite video game
Lol
Yeah dont you hate it when someone tells you to get off your game and then they slam your face into concrete, man that sucks
Jack Muir WHYYYYYYY
Xd
Wrong em boyo
This game is sponsored by Mortal Kombat X
Oo
*11
dat x ray
@@Mikemic2218 he said it before it came out.
@@tammysmith9337 lol right
6:30 The Way he Falls is Hilarious 😂
Okay
Cannonbaaaalll!!!
He accepted fate. Lol
@@cakepleaseee21hes peter parker, trying to hide hes spiderman
HELICOPTER HELICOPTER
0:54 my dad after telling me he skated as a kid
6:18 *HUMAN ROCKET MODE, ACTIVATE*
That sounds like a yandere simulator mode
6:30
XDD
@@OfficiallyDrippy primary lotus from naturo
0:08 "Wow, are you alright?" *Proceeds to destroy his balls*
he's fine dont worry
Terra of course not, he broke his back and his 2 legs and arms bones
Terra HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDD
Маша видео
Deez Nuts
4:10 sounds like creepy creatures making sounds somewhere, but i know its just the skate
Lol
Or is it😳🤣
1:35 'skate 3 is realistic'
0:10 Skater: woah, are you alright? *falls of his own skateboard*
*directed by robert b weide*
6:33 oof
Mike carroll
0:06 gonna feel that in the mornin
And 5:28
2:28 - Expecation
2:34 - Reality
😂😂
0:01
0:06
SCP Skateman Has Broken Out Of Gate A All MTF go to gate A Now.
@@jhuntotz197 /
Eu gosto muito do que eu tô falando brasileiro de Brasília a São Paulo
6:18 me when she says “let’s just be friends”
More like 6:30
This one’s better 6:42
Jesus Chris dude this is the youtube comment section, you aren’t supposed to be Funny.
@@mageflame7477 then people who use youtube are emos?
@@justinwolfy6197 no, normally they just start using “nobody:” memes.
6:30 shockingly similar to when I fell of my skateboard.
damn bro.
Lol🤣🤣🤣
6:29 When your controller disconnects mid-game
Oh shit lmao
Fr tho😂😂😂
Rip
@@krustykrabpizzaisthepizza2618 Ubsuvivuxbhusibn
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NUKEEE
3:47 RIP Balls :'(
💀💀💀
Oof u hear the squishing sound?
He didn’t even hit his balls
Kkkkkk
My 90’s, WHY DO MY FAVORITE BAND COVER ON YOUR CHANNEL? Why did you have to put nirvana?
5:28 When someone impails you with a skateboard turns envisible and Drags you away
Relatable
Happened yesterday guy just dragged me smh
"envisible" 💀
Can't even use my skateboard in Ohio 💀
6:49 he bumped his head so hard 😂
6:30 human artillery INCOMING!!!!!!
Edit: Thanks for all the likes!!!!
Good One!!
He's dead now
"BREAK!AWAY!!!"
@@humafaisal7268 opola0poapoooo000kpppío1099o
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6:30 when your crush has a boyfriend
You just commit skull crusher deluxe
legal esse vídeo
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1:07
White shirt guy=Me
Black Shirt Man=Crush's boyfriend
Im dying
6:19 dude spin instead of doing trick 😂
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What i ment at 6:30 xD
5:23 guy -"aww man u wanna me call ambulance"
He-" no it's part of my daily routine" 😂😂
6:30 was Spinning hilarious
Japanese pilots near the end of WW2
That's a rocket human right there
he's having a seizure
90th like
7:23 my Head in school
Ha
3:24 "make sure to get coverage out there and do stuff, alright?"
**Shits Bones Aggressively**
Compensation
Man. I had completely forgot about this game. I first picked it up when I was about 8. Then I stopped playing for a few years. Was looking through my cabinets and found it. Played for about 2 hours. Brought back amazing memories.
Are the online servers working?
Man I kinda had the same thing
But I didn't find the game :(
Or I might have threw it way BC it was scratched (maybe)
6:59 the dude fails well dies is more accurate then I just hear in the background “Wow, do that again” lol I died
Check 3:17, then you'll see what "dying" is
Didn't hear that the first time
Sekiro: Skaters Die Twice
@@anson3383 u dont need to become skull trooper to die
Me seeing this comment: 2 years only 5 replies
0:09 "Woah, You alright?" *falls off railing*
3:20 not even Dr. Johnny Sins can fix that
These are kind of relatable to real skate injuries
8:28 Leap Of Faith
If You Hear It
BLUE BETA omagawwwd
Dat bird
Le eagle
*Le Eagle
i see what you did there :D nice little assassins creed reference
6:30 when she says she’s home alone
Yes
But the fathers come right when you go
Yes
He is spining tho
Torpedo
0:32 and I thought super man was fake.
6:30 Lesson 6 Johnny! Perfect golden rotation energy on your WHOLE body!
Thank you, gyro.
Arigato, Gyro.
0:06
skater 1: breaks every bone in his body
skater 2: "woah are you alright?"
skater 2: falls on pole; breaks his nuts
TSM_LEGEND your nice
TSM_LEGEND skater 2: I think I feel worse than you
Instant Karma.
Lol agreed
hcnxnxnx
7:05 I am spider... CRAP!
That one killed everone
Hello Spider Crap
Spider crap spider crap does whatever a spider can can he swing from his no can't he's crap lookout spider crap
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The Golden Nerf Gun Gaming a
2:29 He is doing the trick before standing.
1:20 that looks like when you use your ultimate move in Mortal Kombat
6:40 bruh
Brug gamer moment
Aaaannndd choked by a pole
we have the same wallpaper yours is profile
When you lick a rail that you wasn't supposed to even see
XD
You alright?
*Faceplants*
We are back with another Skate Kill Count. There were 33 deaths by my count in this episode and with a runtime of 617 seconds, there was a kill on average every 18.6969 second, Dead Meat would be proud. We’ll cover Skate 3 today as well but until then, I have been The Death Decider
1:08
Guy in white shirt: *I LIKE YA CUT G*
6:28 - honey, I'm alone in my house
@cyan mini crew mate your *S U S*
2:29 ohhhhh
6:12 “how to fall”
Nah how to drown
I love how the dude at the star is asking if he’s all right. “Would you be all right breaking more then four bones glitching through concrete??” 😂
start*
Especially after watching the guy get turned to spaghetti like that, hell naw is he alright 🤣
3:17 Man, HE DEAD!!
This the best video
Literally broke every bone in his body, excluding the skull
DED
Except his head
6:28
4:45 - *OMG!! Is Niko Bellic*
Hey cousin, how about we go skateboarding?
OMG WHAT THE HELL
,445
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Lol i thought that
Hey niko,lets go Bowling
6:43 woah that’s the most brutal one
The most realistic
8:28 sounded painful as heck
5:02 *casually cracks lower spine on some guy's nose*
Lmfao
Do he even has nose of steel?
"aah, that looked dreadful."
Garfield sans
Realistic enough
0:01 me when i have too much helium
😇😘
Que que eu tô fazendo vocês aí você faz por detrás e eu não sei fazer pudim frente sozinho aí mas eu faço outra que fazer para o seu lado que você tá falando boa tarde para você o Davi Ele é especial Ele nasceu e aí ele não sabe escrever e nem sabe ler aí vocês manda áudio para ele para ele ver que você está falando porque ele é especial ele não sabe leitura e ele quer e ele quer ser amigo de vocês eu entrei no curso para ser amiga de vocês ele é seguidor de vocês para vocês manda por áudio para falar com ele não por letra
@@davirodriguez5941 ?
0:06 is probably the funniest one 😂
The dude just grinds over him and then karma met him at the end the rail😂
6:30
woaaah are you alright?
naah im down
LOL
But the dude fails after he fails lol
0:09 "Woah! Are you alright?"
"No, no I'm not alright."
The second guy even tripped
5:23Random man: "Wow should I call an ambulance" Me:"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD DO, CALL AN ICE CREAM TRUCK?"
even said it in a sarcastic voice
I kinda prefer an ice cream truck
1:08 WWWWWWHHHHHYYYYY
AND HIS NAME US JOHN CENA
*IS
Kind of sound like like VanossGaming
RKO
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Fslfhgdowworyfc máchicagdowiteugwoq
Why is no one talking about how he is paralyzed at 3:16 😂
6:33 on subtitles, the neck cracking noise is apparantly applause
*APLAUSOS*
6:30 when your mom says do homework!!!
missile
Fr
guys falls
"whoa are you alright"
argghhh typical
WHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!!!
oh nice one sweet
this encapsulates the day to day experience of skate players
the nostalgia after coming back from the city when i was 5 i would always watch this guy .
0:09 “Woah, are you alright?”
Tea m o
*dies*
bruh
0:07 When the school bully tries to be a show off
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@@ronny95rmcg r/ihadastroke
😐
0:01 INSANE!
That skateboard sound at 2:42 feels related to the 2009 Xbox 360👁🗨startup sound. I remember that sound as being on of my fave sounds of early 2000s.🎮🎰🏙🏡💻📺📱📲🔖💚🖤🖤💚💮🌐💠🔰🔃🔄♾
y did u put the emojis
8:57 el mejor jaja
"En este deporte arriesgamos nuestra vida" jajah 😂😂
No recuerdo bien quien había dicho eso en un documental...
The best haha
?
No
5:18 he was like yeeet
seY
YES
Yes
yEs
Well that first one with that glitch caught me off guard. I never expected glitches in this episode. Or even any fail compilation. Nice going btw.
5:23 the “Aw man, you wanna call an ambulance?” got me XD
0:09 "wow you are right?" *"falls"*
Me: *you should ask it to yourself*
6:18 TACTICAL NUKE
This x ray feature had me in stitches laughing
I just love how a simple mess up can end with the skater breaking his neck on the pavement
0:18 next body glitch
6:29-6:34: PRIMARY LOTUS!!!
Ikr
2:45 I'm not sure why, but I found this scene in particular hilarious.
Insert squidward breaking his back
rip spine
6:12 when im on vacation
6:54 rip balls 2
5:24 man: aw man do you need the ambulance? Skater: "no.. I-I'll be okay, thank you mister"
Skater: “*ill be ok because im immortal*”
When he breaks his spine, I really want to crack my back!
0:01 when you can't find your college room and the lecture starts in 5 minutes
4:17 **breaks spine instead of ribs**
9:25 me trying to do parkour on the living room couches
XF
Yes, I too break my arms from falling on the floor of my house.
@@heathereverett6716 yea don’t we all?
I also break my legs from tripping on something in my house
LOL
This does put smile on my face
6:43 he kissed the rail lol 😂
6:33 Enter explosion here
4:55 his head bounced lol
My spine, my back, my head 🤕
My pelvis, my stomach, my cheeks, eyes and ears and mouth and my fucking nose!
@@jeremymishka3540 and my brain and my ribcage
0:08 This caught me off guard when I was vulnerable and started laughing
4:48 Wanna Sprite Canberry? Oof (Had u heared this?).
3:16 whole Skelton shows
Darknessdead 506 not the skull
Anyone else nostalgic?
I love how the falls can go from like a little scratch to just falling off a 20 story building
Skater: **Yeets down high fence**
Man: Hey! Where is my _cAr!?_
Gotta give this guy some credit. He's breaking every bone in his body trying to raise board sales.
0:09 “woah are you alright” *falls*
5:56 is the greatest win