His dads advice wasn’t necessarily bad, but for a first kiss with a baboon brained son it’s definitely risky. It’s all about the vibe. I kissed a girl once after saying “I think there’s something on your lip”, leaning in to see and gauging her vibes I knew she knew what I was doing and we were on the same page.
Out of all the Louie stories that I've heard about him jerking off in front of women not once have I heard that the woman asked him to not jerk off in front of her
@@optimusprimerib602 Not true. One of the women declined his offer. So, Louie didn't do it -- and that was the end of the story. I'll hold you if you need to cry.
@@SparksDrinker you ever heard his apology? He went “even when she say yes, you’re not supposed to do it” which is… fair I suppose… nobody know what happened in that room except for louie and those dirty whores so… I don’t really know how to feel about this
I know exactly how Jim feels when it comes to awful dating tips from your father. I realized very quickly that all of my dad's "woman advice" was just how to date my mother poorly.
What's the most embarrassing thing you've done as a kid to get girls like Jimmy? Please be generous and share I would love to hear all the pathetic stories. Once I hear some I'll have the courage to share mine lol
My freshman year in high school I was in the school’s library doing some work at this table and sitting across from me is this cute Asian girl. After catching some quick glances from her she gets up and leaves and when she does she leaves a pink sticky note behind that says “hi:)❤” So I write a note that says “hey :)” with my phone number on it. When I go back the next day and find her sitting there again I give her the note and she says “what’s this?” And that she didn’t leave that for me and to get lost. If there was a bridge there that day I would’ve jumped from sheer embarrassment 😂
@@wunkid47 I was at a concert as a freshman in high school with this girl I liked and I never knew how to make a good move being the scared little boy that I was and so we were standing next to each other vibin at the amphitheater and I turned to her and said, Do you want to hook up? and she looked at me dead in the eyes and said, No, and then just went back to dancing as if I hadn't just embarrassed myself. "Do you want to hook up" What would have been better is saying do you want to hook up this noose for me?
I don't think he should be embarrassed by any of it, he was a kid in grade school, most don't know what to do or say, that's how you learn. I see nothing wrong or embarrassing here.
That's the douchiest picture of louie ever
fuck..
hahahaha
Ahh, yes. The eccentric comedian
That wasn’t like a publicity photo or anything. He was literally getting undressed to plow your old lady.
He just got done fucking all of our mothers
Louis is right- that was generous to share that story 😂
“I look at the awful, terrible things in my life, and turn it into something funny.”
#JimToo
NoJaYorK that’s the best I heard in awhile
Awwwww that poor little chapped-lipped fella.
the one she's in now
“You know the name of my favorite band?” “Butthole surfers?”
Yeah let's go to Illinois...
rockforlight BuaHahahahahaha your comment popped up right when he said that.
“Let’s go to Illinois. Ron, what’s up?”
First words out of opies mouth .... let's go to the phones
Shit like this make me remember my embarrassing girl stories😂 holy shut that was good thanks jimmy!
please share
Bob please
LET'S GO TO THE PHONES
COME BACK LOUIE!!!!
I'm not doing that again
No wonder why he turned into this...
You know the name of my favorite band? Between that and his dad's advice, goddamn lil Jimmy's a mess
His dads advice wasn’t necessarily bad, but for a first kiss with a baboon brained son it’s definitely risky. It’s all about the vibe. I kissed a girl once after saying “I think there’s something on your lip”, leaning in to see and gauging her vibes I knew she knew what I was doing and we were on the same page.
#LouieDidNothingWrong
i don't think louie would agree with you.
Out of all the Louie stories that I've heard about him jerking off in front of women not once have I heard that the woman asked him to not jerk off in front of her
@@optimusprimerib602 Not true. One of the women declined his offer. So, Louie didn't do it -- and that was the end of the story.
I'll hold you if you need to cry.
@@SparksDrinker you ever heard his apology? He went “even when she say yes, you’re not supposed to do it” which is… fair I suppose… nobody know what happened in that room except for louie and those dirty whores so… I don’t really know how to feel about this
The Mickey Mouse hands comment is brilliant
i love this story so much
I tapped out when he said “you know the name of my favorite band”
I know exactly how Jim feels when it comes to awful dating tips from your father. I realized very quickly that all of my dad's "woman advice" was just how to date my mother poorly.
Ji#MeToo Norton
Aw Jimmy, the smell of rust is persistent 😂
What's the most embarrassing thing you've done as a kid to get girls like Jimmy? Please be generous and share I would love to hear all the pathetic stories. Once I hear some I'll have the courage to share mine lol
My freshman year in high school I was in the school’s library doing some work at this table and sitting across from me is this cute Asian girl. After catching some quick glances from her she gets up and leaves and when she does she leaves a pink sticky note behind that says “hi:)❤” So I write a note that says “hey :)” with my phone number on it. When I go back the next day and find her sitting there again I give her the note and she says “what’s this?” And that she didn’t leave that for me and to get lost. If there was a bridge there that day I would’ve jumped from sheer embarrassment 😂
@@wunkid47 I was at a concert as a freshman in high school with this girl I liked and I never knew how to make a good move being the scared little boy that I was and so we were standing next to each other vibin at the amphitheater and I turned to her and said, Do you want to hook up? and she looked at me dead in the eyes and said, No, and then just went back to dancing as if I hadn't just embarrassed myself. "Do you want to hook up" What would have been better is saying do you want to hook up this noose for me?
I fucked your mom.
So what was his favorite band.
his favorite band was KISS, that was supposed to be the clue that he wanted to kiss her
Cannibal Corpse
LOOK AT ME! I'M WACKY! I HAVE A SILLY SOCK! PLEASE LOVE ME!
Louie did nothing wrong
Those cringeworthy magazine candid photos
Look at me! I'm commenting in all CAPS and pointing out the obvious! Please think I'm witty!
Randy Kirk Joe cumia is that you?
Is it any shock Jimmy ended up with a Swedish man who’s 6 foot 3? But yeah totally, sexually confused ppl are normal and have no trauma.
I don't think he should be embarrassed by any of it, he was a kid in grade school, most don't know what to do or say, that's how you learn. I see nothing wrong or embarrassing here.
You are the hole of this comment section.
You’re leaking the funny out of this
Well maybe if he went on to be like a stud later in life. But that sad thing is this story set the trend for the rest of his life XD
You're the hole of this comment section