My 5 year old does a fantastic impression of you. If he thinks we've done something silly he goes "Jason Jason Jason". I nearly crashed the car the other day from laughing so much!
Brilliant. I used to call stupid drivers Noddy and had the same reaction when, at about the same age as yours, my daughter shouted "Hurry up Noddy" at a particularly slow driver.
Wow! The distance and force of the spitting was very impressive!!! Thank you Sir, for that thorough explanation. Such wisdom and a whole lot of funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My father traveled a lot for work. He was coming home to the US, having spent a year in Saudi Arabia (no alcohol allowed). He was in Frankfurt on a layover and ordered a Budweiser in the bar. The bartender asked him if it was true that they put the kegs right under the horses!
You left out the goal celebration that takes the entire bench to be involved and if you take your top off during the celebration, you get yellow carded for 'stripping'
At its grass roots, the sport like many others (I prefer local rugby) lives on. But I agree at these levels and leagues such as the English Premier League and their peers have lost their ‘soul’ to money. But the fans still pay so…. 🤷🏼♂️
Or just stop the clock whenever play is dead. Probably gonna be introduced somewhere in the next ten years. The extra time issue is just there to prepare football fans for it.
I'm pretty sure that's what we do in American football (🏈, not ⚽). I don't follow sports though so I can't be sure. American football is also only like 5 seconds of actual playing at a time.
I had splashed a few tiny drops of water on my iPad but only noticed it when the guy who decides spat out his drink! 🤣 Also, a typo meant I almost wrote “… spat out his demon! 🤣” As always, love your work Jimmy!
Can you do the guy who decides golf please I'm a massive fan and I would love to see one of my ideas in a video I've been watching you for so long with my step mum and every video brings a smile to my face thankyou jimmy rees
Germany got to host the 2006 world cup with death threats to committee members... When an event is this big, $$$ will play a big part The way of the world :-(
@@AleksPTA nah , you're making things up , mate Allegedly a satirical German magazine send the Kiwi representative a weird fax or something , so he got confused & abstained from voting. All the other votes were gathered the old fashioned way , every country/city dealing with the Swiss FIFA/IOC has to , if they want to host : 💰💰💰💰💰 😂😂😂
"Make it so the whole competition can be decided by a penalty shootout Jason" "One player is chosen from every team to stand in front of the goalkeeper and try and score a goal. Then if they miss, everyone gets really angry, Ha!"
Wait a minute Hold on!!! I thought Jason and The Guy who Decides were two different people!!! I noticed the same spot in the same place on their shirts!!! What trickery is this??? SHUT UP JASON
This video is about 30 billion times more worthwhile watching than this year's bogus World Cup. Qatar lied left right and centre. So many human rights abuses underlying this World Cup. It is such a shame for the athletes who worked so hard to get there.
@@ab-cm2ic it isn't about revolving around the west. It is about the horrendous human rights abuses. I couldn't give two hoots whether or not beer is served at the WC or where it is played, but when humans are exploited to build sports stadiums, I care. When lives are lost to build sports stadiums, I care. When women are treated as sub-humans, I care. When people are treated as sub-humans for loving differently, between consenting adults, I care. I don't care whether you are north, south, east or west, whst colour your skin is, what gender you identify as or what religion you follow. But if your country can't treat all humans equally, I want no part in supporting your country's utterly farcical pretense at "the most tolerant World Cup ever".
It's called Football. And no - American ThrowEggCommercialBreakStoppageGame , Baseball , Field Hockey , Golf , Ice Hockey , Rugby , Tennis , Volleyball , Water Polo --- all manage to be more boring. Then again check out FUTSAL - played indoors on a small court with fewer players and more action. I prefer it to Football.
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Last bit is gold!
"meh, we weren't gonna win anyway..."
The "Its coming home" Bit is priceless
Don't forget accurate
As an Italian that hurts but also so funny 🤣
How
The thorough explanation for the many reasons for extra time was brilliant.
The it's coming home part was hilarious🤣
The guy who decides and Jason having the same stainspot :)
Omg I just commented this !!! 😂
HAHAHAHAHA!
Yep I noticed that as well!!! 🤣🤣
What are you suggesting?????
Yea, I'm confused too
“The biggest world game!”
“Oh great!”
“✨corruption✨”
🤣💀
You win
@@jenniferbroadhead2460 ?
@@natfaz52122 smile and wave, smile and wave 🤣
My 5 year old does a fantastic impression of you. If he thinks we've done something silly he goes "Jason Jason Jason". I nearly crashed the car the other day from laughing so much!
Brilliant. I used to call stupid drivers Noddy and had the same reaction when, at about the same age as yours, my daughter shouted "Hurry up Noddy" at a particularly slow driver.
Wow! The distance and force of the spitting was very impressive!!!
Thank you Sir, for that thorough explanation. Such wisdom and a whole lot of funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best rundown of the World Cup yet
My father traveled a lot for work. He was coming home to the US, having spent a year in Saudi Arabia (no alcohol allowed). He was in Frankfurt on a layover and ordered a Budweiser in the bar. The bartender asked him if it was true that they put the kegs right under the horses!
Only Americans order Budweiser in Germany… ;-)
Jason, you need to remember not to stand so close. You got spat upon! 😂
He’s really spitting with gusto 🍸😁
You win
Hilarious as always!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
You win
Jason is such a dribbler 😉
“jAsOn JaSoN jAsOn” “SHUT UP JASON!” “NO JASON!” “NO JASON WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?”
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The England comments made me snort 😂
(Tho obvs you were talking about the men's game. Cos the women's game obvs ... )
You left out the goal celebration that takes the entire bench to be involved and if you take your top off during the celebration, you get yellow carded for 'stripping'
It isn't sport. It is just a focus for gambling and television rights. Just like everything else, it is all about money, money and even more money.
At its grass roots, the sport like many others (I prefer local rugby) lives on. But I agree at these levels and leagues such as the English Premier League and their peers have lost their ‘soul’ to money. But the fans still pay so…. 🤷🏼♂️
I thought only the English knew about the repeated failings of the song Three Lions. I’m proud we’ve sung it for 26 years! 🍸🍸🍸🦁🦁🦁
Personally I prefer Vindaloo...
Mate !.....That was Effing Brilliant.........Now I have to take the rubbish out !
Beers! Beers! Beers! Beers! Budweiser... Don't worry about it... lol
It must taste like water. Think I'll stick to real beer, furphy ale, Carlton draught
Nailed the extra time issue. We're going to need to make half time shorter if this is the future though
Or just stop the clock whenever play is dead. Probably gonna be introduced somewhere in the next ten years. The extra time issue is just there to prepare football fans for it.
I'm pretty sure that's what we do in American football (🏈, not ⚽). I don't follow sports though so I can't be sure. American football is also only like 5 seconds of actual playing at a time.
@@sophiedowney1077 nah, every break in American football is an opportunity for more commercials. They definitely don't sacrifice that time.
@@timv17 No way, no stopping the clock, otherwise game will become full of ads and 4 hours long like the American football.
I had splashed a few tiny drops of water on my iPad but only noticed it when the guy who decides spat out his drink! 🤣
Also, a typo meant I almost wrote “… spat out his demon! 🤣”
As always, love your work Jimmy!
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Except the demon is still inside him 😂
The bit about England🤣
It's not coming home
“..it’s coming home” 🏴
Ive just shown a mate and he straight away said oh it Clarke and Dawe. Wel done I didn't even realise till he said
Tedious game. Totally captured the vibe
Ik I’ve played mock games with friends but I’m for of a AFL person
Hello
You win
In 2023 the Womens FIFI will be in Australia & New Zealand... beer for all.
Best explanation of soccer I have ever heard !!!🤣🤣🤣
You win
Football ⚽️
being an england fan that it hilarious , its coming home !
Soo good, and yet soo true
Good to have a laugh about it, it is hilarious that they take themselves so serious. lol
You win
🤣 That's 4 Minutes of Laughing!
For The OTHER 16 Seconds?
JIMMY was on GROUND, CRYING Because "MOMMY, That MAN Scratched ME😭"
That's Soccer To ME!🤣
*Mummy*
*Football*
It’s Budweiser!! 😂😂😂
Who else reckons the boss sobered up while explaining DWL?
Thought this was comedy because all of that was facts lmfao
Can you do the guy who decides golf please I'm a massive fan and I would love to see one of my ideas in a video I've been watching you for so long with my step mum and every video brings a smile to my face thankyou jimmy rees
Please please pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease easeeasepleaseplease ppl easepleasepleasepleasepleaseples
Please please please please please pleasepleaseplessepleaseples
He's already done one on golf
You mean Flog?
Yeah, Flog
Bribery and wire fraud are the best forms of corruption
You win
Germany got to host the 2006 world cup with death threats to committee members... When an event is this big, $$$ will play a big part
The way of the world :-(
@@AleksPTA nah , you're making things up , mate
Allegedly a satirical German magazine send the Kiwi representative a weird fax or something , so he got confused & abstained from voting.
All the other votes were gathered the old fashioned way , every country/city dealing with the Swiss FIFA/IOC has to , if they want to host :
💰💰💰💰💰
😂😂😂
@@tk80mufa5 plausible deniability, the desired outcome was achieved
@@AleksPTA 😉
Spits more enthusiastically than my last girlfriend
"Make it so the whole competition can be decided by a penalty shootout Jason"
"One player is chosen from every team to stand in front of the goalkeeper and try and score a goal. Then if they miss, everyone gets really angry, Ha!"
Jimmy - It's coming home!
Hahaha! Soccer is such a weird cult.
Love these clips.
So funny. So true!!!!
make the guy who decides youtube
Hey Jimmy!!!
Nice one!
Can you do one on Income Tax Returns?!
"The Guy who decides ATO Deductions" has a good ring to it 🤣🤣🤣
See, I know nothing about The World Cup, and now I do.
I always thought they were twins, but the tshirt stain half way thru makes this assumption dubious
Are there any sports associations that _isn't_ horribly corrupt?
Dang, Jason was so close he got water on his shirt this time!
Hey Jimmy,
question what is the name of the guy that's always drunk?
Austrialia got tanked by France 😅
imagine if the world cup was held in darwin
I would pay to see that 🤣
Crocs'd be well fed for a while.
Make a fortune selling camping skillets
Wait a minute Hold on!!! I thought Jason and The Guy who Decides were two different people!!! I noticed the same spot in the same place on their shirts!!! What trickery is this???
SHUT UP JASON
Calling it Football 👏
Lol.,.nothing liike a Sir and Jason aussie definition of a sport!!! ...clear as!!!
Extra time is after 90 min and additional time after both half, eg 45+7
Perfect ⚡
Oh how I wish it would come home
How was your t shirt not soaked after this video?? 😂😂😂
Nailed it..
Change your glass to something lead free in case this is crystal. We want to protect those brilliant brain cells.
Yu win
perfectly done, love it🤣
Idk if you take requests, but the guy who decides women’s clothing could be good
Can we have an ashes one pls
This is how Aussie kids are now getting education
I’m happy to know that Budweiser is internationally recognized as crap.😄
The Guy Who Decides Beer Glass sizes in Australia!!!!
England might of won the t20 world cup but they didn't leave Melbourne with the Ashes
I’ll tell you what is coming home after 3 group games without fail- Australia (as usual).
No comments on how awesome the AFL is... Wow
It has been 3 days already, c'mon AFL worshipers, where are you?
Yesssssssssss it's not coming home it's going to Argentina or France
@Vampyres graveyard Out of thirty two teams, you included the eventual 2022 winner. Hope you placed a wager!
Brilliant
What happens to all the beer if the world cup was in the Northern Territory?
The Budweiser?
Water the gardens with it and give the tourists XXXX and VB, because they're not going to be able to handle the real stuff
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But still his cricket video was funnier.
It's Marvellous
Lol.
You win
Imagine if IShowSpeed saw this
Soccer ⚽
You win
Thank you soo much 😁😁😆
I'm sensing a tiny bit of hostility underlying this video....
wait a second... why does him and Jason have the same stain in the exact same spot?? Im starting to think they might be the same person...
BOYCOTT THE WORLD CUP!!
what about now that we have 3 nations in every group?
There is actual spit on Jason t shirt and the Sir
next world cup : north korea
This video is about 30 billion times more worthwhile watching than this year's bogus World Cup.
Qatar lied left right and centre. So many human rights abuses underlying this World Cup.
It is such a shame for the athletes who worked so hard to get there.
And yet people will still travel and support it. Football is the most corrupt sport out there
Hate to break it to you, but the world doesn’t revolve around the west
@@ab-cm2ic it isn't about revolving around the west. It is about the horrendous human rights abuses.
I couldn't give two hoots whether or not beer is served at the WC or where it is played, but when humans are exploited to build sports stadiums, I care.
When lives are lost to build sports stadiums, I care.
When women are treated as sub-humans, I care.
When people are treated as sub-humans for loving differently, between consenting adults, I care.
I don't care whether you are north, south, east or west, whst colour your skin is, what gender you identify as or what religion you follow. But if your country can't treat all humans equally, I want no part in supporting your country's utterly farcical pretense at "the most tolerant World Cup ever".
@@vsmith9626 women are treated as subhumans
Can you elaborate?
@@vsmith9626 well pedophiles, drug addicts are also human. Do you treat them equally as others?
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Hahaha! FIFA rocks… 🙄
England it's not coming home it's going to????
😆😆😆
Soccer. The world's second most boring sport..... (PS: cricket is number one.....)
It's called Football.
And no - American ThrowEggCommercialBreakStoppageGame , Baseball , Field Hockey , Golf , Ice Hockey , Rugby , Tennis , Volleyball , Water Polo --- all manage to be more boring.
Then again check out FUTSAL - played indoors on a small court with fewer players and more action.
I prefer it to Football.
PLZ SUB
First 💜💙💚🧡
You win
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This is the same way I pronounce The Ex's name
#supportqatar
#BoycottQatar
Yeah nah.
True 😂