@@MalefaxTheBlack ..in his earlier years yes, but latterly..err..umm..the 'ladies' might just baulk at that ..hit the boosters, and aim for the nearest galaxy!
"And soon they discover that certain 'private parts' turn permanently green after providing their services." Along with their tongues......growing l.....
These selfless acts to save the Verdant are an inspiration to myself. I vow to continue to do my part here on Earth to ensure the continuity of our own species as often as I will!
Lol never mind that humanity is already badly overpopulated and the sheer number of us is irreversibly damaging Earth forever. The responsible thing would be to keep it zipped or get the snip. But we both know nobody but the non-hets would ever do that.
Plain and simple. If they showed up at Comic Con this would’ve been completely over in 30 minutes including selfies & posting to the internet. As they’re about to leave orbit one says to the other, “Convincing the humans to help us was way easier than I expected. Such compassion is unbelievable.”
I like the eloquent way you approached a very delicate matter. Instead of hormone driven comments in this section, your approach and presentation was done in a respectful manner. A very mature subject, well done.
Oh please. 1 set up a booth at a sci fi convention. Or several. Have booze at after party. Green alien girls will be a big hit. Wrist band that checks for problems are given at the door. Repeat as needed. 2 set up a theme bar in TJ and give the Marines a discount.
If it takes this much talking to get to the deed, no wonder their species is dying off, and what a poor choice they made in human mates - hardly better than their own species! EDIT: Oh, I understand now. All these stories are written by AI, and AI “ain’t got no rizz” and has no idea where this story needs to go - or at what pace.
I think that in the month it took to travel back to the Verdant home planet, the two pregnant Verdant explorers would have answered the question without asking.
Humanity was down to under 100K after Tambora/Toba. One reason we have Cancers and other defects at such high rates I'm sure. Wonder how many it WOULD take.
I know this is fiction because there are no two human men that would have discussions like this. Unless they are gay. All of the men that I know would treat that entire world like a rugby party.
It reminds me of the ending of some episode from a show called "Tête à claques", it's french Canadian, they had two guys come as ambassadors and they recommended someone as breeding material then kidnapped that one instead.
Females all over the galaxy prefer males that are taller than feet, have six-pack abs, 6 tons of gold in the bank, and more than 6 inches of hose. And like Opera.
Not to put too fine a point on it but the aliens lied. The humans straight out asked if this was a “breeding program” and they were told “No.” Next thing you know they’re mating with numerous Verdant females and talking about stamina.
FYI ... Human DNA contains not only the genetic code of all humans, but also the genetic code of everything plant, insect, mammal, reptile, avian, amphibian, and bacterium on planet Earth. Every past and present lifeform on the planet is linked together (the essence of Xenobiology).
This story is getting boring with he endless attempt to use as many words as possible to say the same thing over and over. And no man would babble stupidly with the possibility of getting laid endlessly
Oh boy those girls thinking where is human CHAD and the Ultra space simp was born what a day folks and he can always use the line I see two of them hem 🤣🤣
Plot twist: What they hadn't taken into account was humans' propensity to make war on each other, and within three generations the hybrid humano-verdants had laid waste to all the non hybrid population - both male and female - before turning on each other. Their survivors though, after another 15 generations, were powerful enough to invade earth, and to remake in their own image.
So... Where is "The Rest of the Story" ..??? Did it work? did it take 9 months, or do the Verdants have a longer, or shorter, gestation cycle? Were the off-spring Healthy and strong to survive? Were the 'children' treated differently from "Natural-Born" native children..?
From the beginning of the story, I knew these guy's were gonna do a captain Kirk, and get down with the green chicks. But didn't forsee the American gigolo breeding twist.
They wouldn't have to kidnap anybody. There would be plenty of volunteers.
A very long desperate queue in fact lol . .
Capt. Kirk would approve.
@@MalefaxTheBlack ..in his earlier years yes, but latterly..err..umm..the 'ladies' might just baulk at that ..hit the boosters, and aim for the nearest galaxy!
"And soon they discover that certain 'private parts' turn permanently green after providing their services." Along with their tongues......growing l.....
**i casually hide the boarding pass to the alien female's ship**
The entire United States Marine Corps - WE VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
A few, proud volunteeers!
lol, the fat electrician has it right about Marines.
Space Force transfers and enlistments skyrocket….😂😂😂
Why the hell can I can hear that😂
Do it for Capt. Kirk…
Good one !
Yes, he would have!!😅😊
Oh Captain my Captain!
These selfless acts to save the Verdant are an inspiration to myself. I vow to continue to do my part here on Earth to ensure the continuity of our own species as often as I will!
We do what we must for Humanity and for Terra
Very noble of you...
Lol never mind that humanity is already badly overpopulated and the sheer number of us is irreversibly damaging Earth forever.
The responsible thing would be to keep it zipped or get the snip.
But we both know nobody but the non-hets would ever do that.
You, Sir, are an inspiration and a true hero!
Whats wrong with these guys, the moment they said natural conception, my clothes would be off faster than the speed of light.
Yes ..but does the green skin rub off and leave a permanent stain in certain areas? Hard to explain to the wife . . lol
🤣😂😂
@@skippmclovan1135 Simple you couldn't find anything else to stir the green paint, if an answer that bizarre doesn't stop the questions nothing will.
@@jamesfry8983"...and HOO boy, was that paint cold...and deep!"
I don't know. That one chick has weird looking legs. Would have to do her scissor style.
A long and boring way of saying bros got baby trapped with intergalactic child support.
Plain and simple. If they showed up at Comic Con this would’ve been completely over in 30 minutes including selfies & posting to the internet. As they’re about to leave orbit one says to the other, “Convincing the humans to help us was way easier than I expected. Such compassion is unbelievable.”
These men would be known as Inter-Galactic Passport Bros.
Those poor guys, selflessly boinking hot alien babes to save billions of lives, what a terrible fate.
Think of the rug burns...
It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
SO now you know why it's called a GREEN CARD. 🤣
All Vyrana and her sister had to do was stop by and ask me I'd been okay as their volunteer😉
I like the eloquent way you approached a very delicate matter. Instead of hormone driven comments in this section, your approach and presentation was done in a respectful manner. A very mature subject, well done.
and who wouldn’t work tiredly through day and night donating 😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe Catholic priests, monks and friars would baulk.? Cos they like 'em umm ..err ..errr ..not green all over, and not as mature)
Putting in some overtime to slap some green cheeks 😘
"Damnit Jim...she's green!"
ok joe... try that blue woman over there,, if thats more to your liking?
Leave any bigotry in your quarters, Bones. There's no room for it on the bridge.
😂😂😂
Human: "Ahh! The Genophage!"
Alien: "You had this before?"
Human: "Kinda... Its a long story!"
ROTFLMAO! At least someone is a fan of that game. ("More Ice!")
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 good one!
Ahahahahahahahaha!
If the girls landed in Italy the story would have been 30 seconds long with two pregnant aliens at the end.
Hey... lets not forget most of the USA... same outcome... same 30 seconds.. maybe less..
Ha! If they landed in central Illinois, I don't believe it would have taken 30 seconds!
If they had landed in Texas: 26 seconds and 4 pregnant aliens, and the promise of a sequel.
They'd get the Human DNA before they broke orbit.
It is a 1950s B-movie script, 100% chuckle worthy
YES YES YES THAT SCENE From when Harry met Sally ! i think ?
actually i have watched the movie it was called 2002 a sex odyssey from 1985
@@kolobus101 Is it Still Watch able .
@@nickpond9337 if you can find it, it was vhs when i saw it lol
What is a B movie?
You got the infamous blue RUclips context card for a story. Congratulations.
What ?????
Must be a good story, grabbing a beer and snacks
The YT censors have become comically stupid.
@@Vaquero4382wait.... you mean this story isn't a documentary?
Is that the same thing as Facebook fact checkers?
Silly. Most human males would say yes before the females were even finished explaining it.
"NO! NO! that's the wrong hole!"
The incel Dr's said "OMG! it's gonna happen! I'm finally gonna get some!"
Its for a good cause, i guess i will need to help.
Well I'm single, so if they aren't crazy it would be worth considering at least. There would be a fair few questions that need answering first...
Good thing the Verdant were not descendants of praying mantises.
Oh please.
1 set up a booth at a sci fi convention. Or several. Have booze at after party. Green alien girls will be a big hit. Wrist band that checks for problems are given at the door. Repeat as needed.
2 set up a theme bar in TJ and give the Marines a discount.
Im in Tj, lol
I recall a 70s X film that started like this.
Kurt would of bagged a city before this story was over
Should have just gone to the AVN awards. Im sure they would find plenty of specimens that would meat.......meet their "needs".
😂
Gosh, i am green with envy for these guys!
If that happened to me I would say "When do we start ladies?"
snoo snoo ?
I never thought I would die like this - but I'd always really hoped!
A specialised collection device, that's pleasurable and efficient. In other words "a sports sock"
One look at them, and I'd be on board. Think about it? Gimme a sec. Uh, yeah!
Just ignore the fact that one of the guys had his legs amputated... and that they are talking to the houseplants :P
We all know they wouldn't be this cautious.
We clappin intergalactic cheeks with this one.
I've had a vasectomy, but I'm still willing to try...
Lol I like how they act like these guys would even slightly hesitate
Plot twist.
They left the conference together because they planned to head to Dr Tucker's hotel room and engage in their own non-reproductive fun.
Aaaahhh...philanthropy!
If it takes this much talking to get to the deed, no wonder their species is dying off, and what a poor choice they made in human mates - hardly better than their own species!
EDIT: Oh, I understand now. All these stories are written by AI, and AI “ain’t got no rizz” and has no idea where this story needs to go - or at what pace.
I doubt that They Could Force These two Doctors to Agree to the Prospect of Natural Conception
I think that in the month it took to travel back to the Verdant home planet, the two pregnant Verdant explorers would have answered the question without asking.
No genetic diversity with only 2 sperm donors. That’s a problem.
To repopulate you would probably need 150 at least to not die of inbreeding lol.
According to chatGPT at least. I dont know s*it! :3
At least there is a lot of cheek clapping of aliens. lol
Humanity was down to under 100K after Tambora/Toba. One reason we have Cancers and other defects at such high rates I'm sure. Wonder how many it WOULD take.
Actually read somewhere it was less than that
@@JohnJBrowne11209 I thought it was around ~70K but didn't want to err on the lower end. :). Best Regards and Best Wishes!
No need to kidnap any red-blooded male. lol
:)
"It don't matter when it's Arcturian Baby!!!"
Aliens quote
As Elvis said. A little less conversation
Sign me up for the alien women LOL 👽👽👽👽✌✌✌✌
There the passport bro in the wrong way 😂😂😂
Well they can take me and use me to repopulate their world..
I am game..
Hahaha 😆 😂.
I won't complain about it.
till it got to the 80 year old ughs.
This like the plot of 6969 a sex odyssey
Being cautious I would ask for a certified document first stating that I could never be held accountable for child support and/or alimony.
I know this is fiction because there are no two human men that would have discussions like this. Unless they are gay. All of the men that I know would treat that entire world like a rugby party.
Waiting until the end to see if these guys put out is painful.
Alien girls are easy!
Ooh, nice reference! 😉
Beam me up girls, im ready.
good one, well worth the listen
Boldly going
He would probably just shake His Head slightly, and give a little smile! ~ 'these humans..!'
I volunteer.......
Who makes these stories up? That person has quite of a imagination.
Yes, based on a 'happy ending' dream actually..!
AI without Grammarly!!
AI infatuated by the letter 'V'......😊
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah. That's kinda the point of all things fiction
Takin' one...uh...two for the team! Way ta' go, guys!
They could just walk out and put out a sign on the street, and they'd get a line around the block.
My brow has been furrowed
I’m in. I’ll even cook a lasagna and bring the wine.
It reminds me of the ending of some episode from a show called "Tête à claques", it's french Canadian, they had two guys come as ambassadors and they recommended someone as breeding material then kidnapped that one instead.
Should have grabbed around twenty from different regions.
Genetic diversity baby.
Females all over the galaxy prefer males that are taller than feet, have six-pack abs, 6 tons of gold in the bank, and more than 6 inches of hose. And like Opera.
Not to put too fine a point on it but the aliens lied. The humans straight out asked if this was a “breeding program” and they were told “No.” Next thing you know they’re mating with numerous Verdant females and talking about stamina.
Every mans dream.
FYI ... Human DNA contains not only the genetic code of all humans, but also the genetic code of everything plant, insect, mammal, reptile, avian, amphibian, and bacterium on planet Earth. Every past and present lifeform on the planet is linked together (the essence of Xenobiology).
Lost Star Trek episode? I'm sure Kirk could repopulate an entire culture on his own 😂 Can't believe the author told this one with a straight face...
Boom chucka boom boom bow wowo
Part 2 please? Phil like story. Very interesting.
Finally!
A picture that matches the story.
Please take me with you.
It's time to enjoy retirement.
This story is getting boring with he endless attempt to use as many words as possible to say the same thing over and over. And no man would babble stupidly with the possibility of getting laid endlessly
Endless male laydom has never been tried before . .would be interesting to try and see how it goes!
Written by AI.
Yah, just repeat and repeat the text
Oh boy those girls thinking where is human CHAD and the Ultra space simp was born what a day folks and he can always use the line I see two of them hem 🤣🤣
Plot twist:
What they hadn't taken into account was humans' propensity to make war on each other, and within three generations the hybrid humano-verdants had laid waste to all the non hybrid population - both male and female - before turning on each other.
Their survivors though, after another 15 generations, were powerful enough to invade earth, and to remake in their own image.
So basically the plot of Incredibad.
Better hope they don't eat them after 😂😂😂
So... Where is "The Rest of the Story" ..???
Did it work? did it take 9 months, or do the Verdants have a longer, or shorter, gestation cycle? Were the off-spring Healthy and strong to survive? Were the 'children' treated differently from "Natural-Born" native children..?
Remind me of an episode from the Sliders tv series.
Chad’s in space
The ultimate passport bros
Homeworld of Cloris lol
Glad someone else noticed that!
Glad someone else noticed!
Abduct? Just take out a Ad in the back of a news paper. And is this guy GAY? Hes like got take one for team.
Hard Work!
Ya'll could have added a A FEW more pics to go with the audio. Just call yourself a podcast already.....
Audio book not podcast nore video
I just realized something! This is "Death By Snu Snu!"
Oh please .... This is sooo ridiculous, it's almost painful to listen.
Should be listed under "Sci Fi Satire"
Even worse .. it was Boring!
Why abduct? Just to ask.
Just send them to come and get me I'll go freely
There is literally a short movie with the same plot on RUclips that I saw eventually. Cannot remember its name though.
From the beginning of the story, I knew these guy's were gonna do a captain Kirk, and get down with the green chicks. But didn't forsee the American gigolo breeding twist.
ME...ME...ME...I'LL GO WILLINGLY...ME...ME...I'LL GO!..
Waaaayyy too much yakking....would have been drawers on the floors long ago..
A very small gene pool, don't you think?
just how can sperm be used for nefarious reasons?
Sperm is DNA. Didn't you see the final James Bond (w Daniel Craig)?
Just ask Monica Lewinski.
A sperm donor got forced to to pay child support to a lesbian for a child he never even met and didn't want
How do the Verdant aproach the concept of child-support? Just asking........
More like harem protagonist like tenchi and Jacob from the Bible
Time for snoo snoo 😅
Notice that in the beginning they never said anything about their physiology... Something to think about 🤔🤨
I am leaving 🌏 🙋♂️
I am willing to be tribute!
no living man would ever think this way, he would jump at the offer.
Xenobiologist should be pronounced as KSenobiologist.
X=KS. Not Z.
If you are using a Greek word at LEAST pronounce it right.