Hames and james should upload each others videos for April first. Have james post the hames summary for a non released video yet. Them have hames post the original james video like 3 hours later
Priceless! This one had me in belly laughs. Hames Joffmann, who, I suspect, works with the real James Hoffmann, deserves a RUclips Oscar! These edits are casually sprinkled with genius, but this one is one of the best. Keep it up James... I mean Hames!
Man, I couldn't read everything on the captions so I slowed the playback speed to x0,75. It was superb, the small details on the edits are just amazing. I would prefer the stiff bisquit tho
Hilariously brilliant! Also: Either he makes your job much easier or your getting progressively better at his! I hope this is unhelpful feedback for you to continue your unhelpful work.
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I'm pretty sure it's someone on James team that maintains this channel. There are cuts that didn't appear in the original videos, he seems to work from a high quality source (the "master tape", or whatever the digital version of it is called), and there was even an instance that the subtitles said it was an "inside joke".
Glad to have you back! (see video's by James himself around the time this comment was placed to understand why this comment exists, and not that a lot of faith in RUclips has been restored, but maybe there are still a few humanoids working there with actual human thoughts)
I'm pretty sure he has. Can't recall if it was in one of his videos or in an interview I read, but Hames asked for James' permission to post these edits, and James gave his blessing. He finds them as funny as we do.
@@GajitUK It was at least in a Q&A video I saw, but I also have a recollection of a more subtle easter egg in another video - alas I've watched too many to recall which.
An arty bloopers reel? It is not what I come to you for. It is fun though. Maybe you could start another channel and do a bunch of these. I am seeing other providers rereleasing chopped up content similarly so there is a market probably. It might dilute yer brand on this channel. Hey, you and yer team are great! Thank you for so much excellent content Oh right!this is the fake channel. I love it! Actually I really love it
As someone who wears glasses, that blurry section when he took his glasses off was upsetting.
I loved it.
What a wonderful day to have four eyes
@@EarsoftheWolf All the better to (sometimes) see you with
I took my glasses to double the effect (or is it quadruple?), was highly unhelpful thing to do
Not me cleaning my screen during the blurry section
Am I the only idiot who didn't make that connection instantly? 🙈🤣
James Hoffmann is Bames Jond in:
L A D Y F I N G E R S
This is great
Damnit!! Look what you made me do. I've spit Tiramisu all over my keyboard.
Not enough credit for this comment
Now I want Hames to give us the Ladyfinger trailer. Tagline: I’m a big fruity thing.
@@davidwilliams5497 "I guess I'm an oily boy"
I love that all of the scooping came from the plate of Claire's recipe but James' opinions were all different at each take
Words cannot describe how much I love the IPA transcriptions in the subtitles
Every single time i have to watch these twice as I forget to turn on the subtitles
OH MY GOD THANK YOU for commenting this! I had no idea the subtitles had that! 🤣
Now I have to rewatch every single Hames Joffmann video again! Not that I mind tho
The blurry vision edit is phenomenal.
It’s so good. 😅
The subtitles during that section are so great too
ABSOLUTELY!! And exceedingly clever. I love clever comedy.
From the moment James first said Lady Finger I was looking forward to what Hames had to say on the matter.
That's what's missing in my morning coffee cups: anticipatory hip sways.
Tried it this weekend; can confirm it increases the flavor by a whopping 35%.
Yep. mine have those. It helps.
@@ek-nz why do your coffee cups have hips.
So.... which can we conclude is more important? Messing around with lady fingers or having a stiffer biscuit?
Yes.
barely half would go in for me
My vote’s for stiffer biscuit, however both certainly have their respective places!
yes, I agree
It's possible that what we actually need is a stiffer lady with biscuit fingers.
"These weren't as big, but still, they're all a good time" - this is the content I watch for
The captions for these videos are always so good. (Anticipatory hip sways)
The blur really tickled me, too good😂
every video feels like a fever dream, i love it
"(hyphen optional)" ooh, spicy
Very Unhelpful, Much Summary, Thank you
Though I am _SO_ looking forward to the Helium Fueled one
I finally did it. RUclips recommended me Hames before the original
My regular practice of having Closed Captions on is definitely winning with this one! I'm inspired ;)
"hyphen optional"
I love your subtitles.
Hames and james should upload each others videos for April first.
Have james post the hames summary for a non released video yet.
Them have hames post the original james video like 3 hours later
Hard mode: James releases an intentional Hames video and Hames has to try to edit it into a James video.
I still secretly think Hames is James editing his own videos instead of his editor
@@Diablo-D3 I agree, and I think he’s got Tom Scott collaborating with the phonetic subtitles.
The subtitle is fantastic.
Pro tip - turn closed captions on! Magnificent
OMG the fact that it’s the same clip of scooping the same bite f’n had me on the floor. XDDD
That is the funiest vidéo of all time 😂 thank you for that. You made my day!!
Truly unhelpful! Un-thank you!
If you're watching this without captions, you're missing a lot ! (press C)
Another masterpiece, thank you NJH.
Teaser: "(choking but the sound is in the middle between bicycle pump slipping off and kicked puppy)"
@@ximono Come for the teaser, stay for the cunning linguist jokes.
(anticipatory hip sways)
Hames is messing with lady fingers now? 🤨 Where’s the fruit, Hames?
You know, seven lady fingers is almost like a stiffer biscuit.
@@Viniter HAHAHA! Very GOOD one, Viniter!
He’s always been the experimental sort, but he’s still in love with making a fruit salad
@@jonathanmsmith 😂😂😂😂
Oh man, closed captions are *chef's kiss*
Best one ever! I was cracking up the entire way through, especially after the glasses came off. This is quality comedy.
It's totally unhelpful and confusing, you are amazing!
*takes three bites* Our fourth one of the day!
Genius.
The fact that every sample Hames tried while blindfolded was from Claire Saffitz just sent me
so much going on, so many levels of funny.
The bits I thought you'd use, you didn't. Brilliant 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I laughed for 2 minutes, looked at the comments about the suptitles, watched it again with them and laughed for two minutes again. 10/10
Still laughing
Are the captions on ALL the Hames videos this awesome? Please say no. I don't want to have to binge watch all of them AGAIN!
They really are
I'm so sorry, but you're in for a treat
Priceless! This one had me in belly laughs. Hames Joffmann, who, I suspect, works with the real James Hoffmann, deserves a RUclips Oscar! These edits are casually sprinkled with genius, but this one is one of the best. Keep it up James... I mean Hames!
(choking but the sound is in the middle between bic[y]cle pump slipping off and kicked puppy) = amazing
A delight as always.
I like that he suddenly became slightly more helpful after he said that he didn't have to say anything else
Thought I had a stroke at first, love it
Man, I couldn't read everything on the captions so I slowed the playback speed to x0,75. It was superb, the small details on the edits are just amazing.
I would prefer the stiff bisquit tho
The real question is do the Lady Fingers work with the Texture of the Cream?
having vivid imagination sometimes really hurts...
I was not expecting a complete shitpost from Hames Joffman. This is gold.
Hilariously brilliant!
Also:
Either he makes your job much easier or your getting progressively better at his! I hope this is unhelpful feedback for you to continue your unhelpful work.
I'm pretty sure it's someone on James team that maintains this channel. There are cuts that didn't appear in the original videos, he seems to work from a high quality source (the "master tape", or whatever the digital version of it is called), and there was even an instance that the subtitles said it was an "inside joke".
Hyphen optional got me.
The editing in these videos has become so high level, it's insane. If I don't have my eyes on the screen I can't tell there is a cut.
Thank you Hames!
Omfg. Do not watch while eating. You may die. I almost did. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This one is big.... but they are all a GOOD TIME!
This stuff is gold!
Creased me right up 😂 I’ve certainly missed these. You should collaborate with Lance on one 🤙😎🇬🇧🇺🇸
Man the blurry special effects were so so great!!!
Hames Joffman loves him some lady fingers 👀💅
As a lesbian, I can confirm the bit about lady fingers vs a stiffer biscuit.
Bahahahahaha!
Can also confirm
Agreed!
Honestly thrilled to see folks in the queer community out here enjoying James’s stiffer biscuit
We're all big fruity things here
No.
I kinda forgot what I was meant to comment on, but Hames said comment below!
Damned food, always escaping!
The subtitles on this are a treat
Thank you, I nearly choked on my breakfast
When it went blurry, why didn't it go dark? I'm so confused. So deliciously confused.
I love the IPA in the captions when he's making mouth noises and not really talking
If you listen closely to the first spoonful, it is indeed half way between a bike pump slipping off and a kicked puppy
(hyphen optional)
Thank you Hames.
"A number of confusing things here, the confusing thing is it's a weird thing, and a bit strange " is probably one of my favourite quotes
The lady fingers bit was fantastic
Perfectly normal right up until he starts talking about lady fingers. I damn near snorted my coffee all over my keyboard.
As always, the closed caption was perfect
Magnificent. The video, that is (o;
good gravy I hope Claire Saffitz sees this and it makes her day...
Funny, unhelpful, yep it's a Hames video alright 😂
When will Jomes Heffmann arise and take this a step further?
I really want James Hoffmann to make a Hames Joffmann video, just to see what you would do to it!
The result would be a perfectly normal James Hoffman video posted to this channel 😂
Well that took a turn at the midway point.
inspirationally unhelpful as always!
Glad to have you back!
(see video's by James himself around the time this comment was placed to understand why this comment exists, and not that a lot of faith in RUclips has been restored, but maybe there are still a few humanoids working there with actual human thoughts)
It's time to get into the tasting. I apologize for that.
(big chomp with tiny inhale)
(being inspired)
I think we can all agree, 30 lady fingers is just too many. I can fit like 3, max
I hope one day James Hoffmann acknowledges Hames Joffmann
I'm pretty sure he has. Can't recall if it was in one of his videos or in an interview I read, but Hames asked for James' permission to post these edits, and James gave his blessing. He finds them as funny as we do.
@@GajitUK It was at least in a Q&A video I saw, but I also have a recollection of a more subtle easter egg in another video - alas I've watched too many to recall which.
Those subtitles 👌
Remarkable!
The kids toys video he just released is the first time I've said "oh man I can't wait to see the Hames Joffman version of this"
Anticipatory hip sways as he prepares for the texture of the cream. 😂
It's like I'm trippin
My ladyfingers are always stiff and a great time
TIL for JH "messing around with ladyfingers" makes for "a stiffer biscuit"
An other Hans Jeffman! This was hillarious
Seeing the International phonetic alphabet in the subtitles with glottal stops and slashes and all was a surprise - but a welcome one.
OMG!! As suggested, CC on and watched it at 0.5 speed, what an effing trip! 🤣🤣
At 2x it's another kind of trip if you need a "quicky" 😜
Wait, does the blur mean the videos are set in first person? Are we like a self reflection of Hames on his own work?
Spacecake tasting??
Hey @Hames Joffman, would you please tell me, where you are buying these amazing pullovers?! Is it a special brand? thy
This channel is ridiculous in just the right way 😅
I also like when people show failure
was that the same bit of tiramisu they were spooning from?
I got 30 traditional lady fingers in a line and a stiffer biscuit with cream both weird and delicious.
_hip swaying intensifies_
0:44 and on is even better with Dodie - Ready Now as a soundtrack (probably starting ca. 1:44 in the song :D )
why does this video make me feel so uncomfortable :S
Odd, but I just really enjoy his skill as a presenter :)
An arty bloopers reel? It is not what I come to you for. It is fun though. Maybe you could start another channel and do a bunch of these. I am seeing other providers rereleasing chopped up content similarly so there is a market probably. It might dilute yer brand on this channel. Hey, you and yer team are great! Thank you for so much excellent content
Oh right!this is the fake channel. I love it! Actually I really love it
Watch this at 0.5 speed, Drunk Hames is the BEST! We laughed so hard!
Watching at half speed sounds likes he's drunk