Tekken 8 STILL Don't Make No Sense

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @Toonarii
    @Toonarii  9 месяцев назад +202

    Once again, thank you to War Thunder for sponsoring this video! Download it today using my link ( playwt.link/toonari ) to receive an exclusive bonus!🔥

    • @tvrnished
      @tvrnished 9 месяцев назад +17

      I’m finna play this shit off stream man

    • @user-si7nd3tr1v
      @user-si7nd3tr1v 8 месяцев назад +2

      Hell yeah African😭

    • @meekermoo752
      @meekermoo752 8 месяцев назад +1

      They’re not long time youtube fans. They just came from Twitter/X cause it’s getting worse and needs another social media to troll people so they just mad cause they ain’t even long time members. Don’t worry about them hun 😂

    • @rarecomment1941
      @rarecomment1941 6 месяцев назад

      U release music?

    • @leomuller2841
      @leomuller2841 4 месяца назад

      Trash game bro

  • @mungologgo5526
    @mungologgo5526 9 месяцев назад +3102

    Only Tekken fans will call someone a newgen for starting with a game that came out nearly a decade ago

    • @SK91NO
      @SK91NO 9 месяцев назад +244

      Closing in on 2 decades

    • @kakacoco5
      @kakacoco5 9 месяцев назад +143

      I always liked Tekken 3, Tag and 4. My stepdad wouldn’t let us play video games anymore so Tekken 8 is the first Tekken I have picked up since 2004. I didn’t realized the Tekken fanbase was age shaming like this. 😂

    • @23Bandz_
      @23Bandz_ 9 месяцев назад +5

      100th like where’s my 🍪

    • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
      @SOBEKCrocodileGod 9 месяцев назад +100

      Worse, it came out over a decade ago. In fact, almost 20 years ago

    • @Dyleniz
      @Dyleniz 9 месяцев назад +28

      Starting with tekken 6 but really playing the game seriously at tekken 7 is also valid, I lost a fuck ton of money playing tekken 6 and tag 2

  • @MastaBroshiX
    @MastaBroshiX 9 месяцев назад +2008

    KAZUYAAA, MICHAEL JORDAN NEVER DID THAT MOVE KAZUYAA

    • @rizaldoodoo7588
      @rizaldoodoo7588 9 месяцев назад +131

      that part made me laugh lmao

    • @rmg480
      @rmg480 9 месяцев назад +88

      That shi ENDED ME FR 💀💀💀

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 9 месяцев назад +54

      Nah not Kazuya. This man said Kazooya

    • @NeeraNarukami
      @NeeraNarukami 9 месяцев назад +44

      @@THENemesisXX99 Banjun and Kazooya

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@NeeraNarukami Exactly

  • @mungologgo5526
    @mungologgo5526 9 месяцев назад +1339

    also Kazuya was always into sneakers, the manual for Tekken 1 says so. Really took bro like 30 years to show off the drip

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 9 месяцев назад +40

      Upvoting this.

    • @goydboi9096
      @goydboi9096 9 месяцев назад +149

      Yeah, and also Nina likes to watch Tom and Jerry and she's rooting for tom 😂

    • @Menvix
      @Menvix 9 месяцев назад +46

      ​@@THENemesisXX99UPVOTING???

    • @abdulrahmansayed241
      @abdulrahmansayed241 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@THENemesisXX99wrong platform

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 9 месяцев назад

      Good lord. Upvoting is not restricted to Reddit or any other site. They didn't invent and trademark it. Its appropriate for the context, which is pumping up the numbers on the likes to get it more visible.@@abdulrahmansayed241

  • @bobono
    @bobono 9 месяцев назад +859

    fun fact: kazuya's always been a sneaker head, the manual for the first game had "sneakers" listed as his hobby.

    • @jayclyde4292
      @jayclyde4292 9 месяцев назад +78

      Heck yea which is still weird tho...like most times he's barefoot or wearing a suit. Not to mention he menace to society out here...like wen did he have time to buy these, and wen do you ever wear these. Like is he just like" imma level some buildings in my chrome 8s today"

    • @Raffy-wo4ph
      @Raffy-wo4ph 7 месяцев назад +65

      @@jayclyde4292 I see some people don't wear their sneakers that they bought especially jordans, they just put it on display and not use them and treating them like collectables, but I ain't judgy but I would be like that fr but for cars instead (if I ain't broke)

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@Raffy-wo4phMy brother in Christ, if you get the money to indulge in cars, follow Jay Leno's example. Make sure they get driven! Most of the beauty of an amazing car is in the driving

    • @Raffy-wo4ph
      @Raffy-wo4ph 3 месяца назад +2

      @@gamemeister27 if it's the latest like the Koenigsegg, I'm driving that bad boy, if it's an antique that's valued at millions and it has a reliability of a shitbox, I ain't driving that

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 Месяц назад +1

      @@Raffy-wo4ph Just once a year to keep it in good shape. They find different ways to break if you don't drive them

  • @MoparRican_93
    @MoparRican_93 9 месяцев назад +538

    26:32
    "MICHAEL JORDAN NEVER DID THAT MOVE KAZUYA!!!!" that took me out 😭😭😭👟

    • @diobrando9324
      @diobrando9324 9 месяцев назад +38

      Felt the pain in his voice 😂😂

  • @TITANia69420
    @TITANia69420 9 месяцев назад +555

    Asuka inheriting the Kazama Style should atleast warrant something from Jin. Come on, why's he meatriding Reina's Mishima Style when she can't even dislocate her whole hip doing a hellsweep, while completely ignoring the fact that Asuka's been doing the same can-cans he also does

    • @kingswarthy
      @kingswarthy 9 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @eldeadkilljohnkennedy3946
      @eldeadkilljohnkennedy3946 9 месяцев назад +35

      At some point, goddamn story DLC will have to explain Asuka And give her character justice.

    • @shenelljohnson74
      @shenelljohnson74 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@eldeadkilljohnkennedy3946for what? everyone's jumping the gun here Asuka isn't leveled with Mishimas and inexperienced using the power even so it's only to cancel the Devil but what'll happen if she has to go toe to toe against a Mishima then what?

    • @Siviwe_Smash
      @Siviwe_Smash 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @liamroma3677
      @liamroma3677 9 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@shenelljohnson74 a nice step forward would be her training with Jun

  • @AnyBerlinWall
    @AnyBerlinWall 9 месяцев назад +2381

    "since Tekken 5" I'm not watching an old man ramble unsubbed smh

    • @Realerthanreal.
      @Realerthanreal. 9 месяцев назад +135

      I can't tell if this mf is serious or not

    • @royce536
      @royce536 9 месяцев назад +85

      ​@@Realerthanreal.Low key if you been around for tekken 5, you are decently old now ;_;

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 9 месяцев назад

      ​My god, if you're gonna whine about time passing just croak now. Also T5 came out in 2004, I was 14 so still young, suck on that. ​@@royce536

    • @TheKazuma410P
      @TheKazuma410P 9 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@royce536 30 at worst I'm sure, it's not that bad.

    • @alphagerudo
      @alphagerudo 9 месяцев назад +27

      I'm a elderly 34 chick 😅 and my guess, you guys will have to ask during his streams since I don't have twitch is he's like 26

  • @dredoki871
    @dredoki871 9 месяцев назад +565

    "I'm gonna play war thunder off screen" No tf you is not. Emmy worthy perfomance.

    • @Kovacsg729
      @Kovacsg729 9 месяцев назад +64

      He is reading a script and getting a bag while doing it, OFC he wont play the game

    • @jojijoestar7233
      @jojijoestar7233 9 месяцев назад +82

      @@Kovacsg729Dylan telling chat that he’ll play Avatar off screen moment

    • @Opoliner
      @Opoliner 9 месяцев назад +28

      @@jojijoestar7233 thats my exact thought lol. Man watches RDC

  • @chefvideogame
    @chefvideogame 9 месяцев назад +432

    17:15 That “shmuck” was personal. The man can’t speak. What did he do?

    • @thatoneguy3503
      @thatoneguy3503 9 месяцев назад +39

      In Tekken 4-5 he talked

    • @airstrikegaming8263
      @airstrikegaming8263 9 месяцев назад +51

      ​​@@thatoneguy3503He probably broke his vocal chords laughing and shouting ngl

  • @water_color
    @water_color 9 месяцев назад +310

    Bro been stocking his collection for the past three decades and given it infinitely more love than his entire family combined lmao

    • @antonhanna2423
      @antonhanna2423 9 месяцев назад +40

      The one thing this man learned from Heihachi over the years:
      Heihachi: "Remember son, family ain't shit. But hobbies, are forever and beautiful".
      Kazuya: "Wait a minute, so what happened to Kuma 1"?
      Heihachi: "Old age".
      Kazuya: "Wait, what"?
      Heihachi: "Yeah, apparently bears can die from old age. Who'd have thought it, huh"?
      Kazuya: "Why didn't you make your scientists create you a pet Giant Cave Bear"?
      Heihachi: "Because I'm not a monster you idiot. Besides, I would've had to kill the poor thing the moment it saw me as a threat. Considering the fact that it was Vegan, we wouldn't get along anyway".
      Kazuya: "Too bad you never gave grampa the same love and attention".
      Heihachi: "If anything I gave him *too much* love".
      (Heihachi & Kazuya looking over at a perfectly-framed picture of Heihachi taking a group photo while hugging Jinpachi tied down with blood-stained chains)
      Kazuya: "Whatever happened to him anyway"?
      Heihachi: " I can't remember which one of us killed him. Either way, the old house blew up".
      Kazuya: "Sounds about right".

  • @atompunk456
    @atompunk456 9 месяцев назад +270

    i cant unsee kazuya having a giant wardrobe of off brand shoes

  • @yachisan
    @yachisan 9 месяцев назад +91

    “No matter how you flip the sandwich, he made the sandwich. And that sandwich KILLED A LOTTA PEOPLE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥🤯‼️” had me nearly spitting out my cereal

  • @CrimsonD.Phoenix
    @CrimsonD.Phoenix 9 месяцев назад +75

    17:17 that "shmuck" is immaculate. It's going to my soundboard

  • @uthertheking
    @uthertheking 9 месяцев назад +148

    17:09 Most visceral "schmuck" I've ever heard.

  • @haziqtheunique
    @haziqtheunique 9 месяцев назад +246

    Yeah, they ain't charging 500K in fight money for fits.
    They charging $5 in real money for fits, now.

    • @abdallahshuaibu2641
      @abdallahshuaibu2641 9 месяцев назад +33

      Man I’d rather pay 500K Gs 😭

    • @QueenPancake-
      @QueenPancake- 8 месяцев назад +10

      It could be charging $20 like OverWatch bruh, It could absolutely be much worse.

    • @Shiratto
      @Shiratto 4 месяца назад +2

      Seriously. Scenario campaign was fun as hell. Back in the day, it was "go play that and get fight money." Now it's just "get out the wallet, son."

  • @marcuslloyd2133
    @marcuslloyd2133 9 месяцев назад +64

    the way you put everything into that "shmuck" made it sounds like a damn slur it had me in tears! but naw that bumper into the intermission was clean and just your general video formatting is an inspiration, keep it up mane!!!

  • @salihninja
    @salihninja 9 месяцев назад +141

    I had tears streaming down my face when he yelled MICHAEL JORDAN NEVER DID THAT MOVE. Ur vids are goated dude

  • @supermodzilla338
    @supermodzilla338 9 месяцев назад +407

    Every Dragunov fight is so personal. 😭😭😭😭 Like Dude I don’t want the smoke. 💀

    • @andywangatshifhango4204
      @andywangatshifhango4204 9 месяцев назад +95

      Ngl. If I looked like Dragunov at fuckin 27 everyone would get the smoke😂

    • @jayclyde4292
      @jayclyde4292 9 месяцев назад +63

      Facts!!! Dragunov's only emotion is violence...everytime I fight a dragunov main online...every combo look excessive.

    • @longshot_lark
      @longshot_lark 9 месяцев назад +28

      Dragunov fights the way I feel.

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns 7 месяцев назад +19

      Dragunov fights the way i fight, no technique, just purê violence.

    • @azeroth2994
      @azeroth2994 5 месяцев назад +13

      Dragunov fights the way motherland feels

  • @LAPRlZ
    @LAPRlZ 9 месяцев назад +120

    My Dragunov tweet being mentioned was a jumpscare

  • @goofylilguy24
    @goofylilguy24 9 месяцев назад +212

    The Kuma akira slide would've been so hard

  • @_zealos_8213
    @_zealos_8213 9 месяцев назад +51

    6:43 I'm stealing that, that's tooo funny
    "Why... _why do I have this nickel...?"_

  • @d4csparda366
    @d4csparda366 5 месяцев назад +32

    I made the "say the N word jin" meme and I gotta say, I feel so honored that you put it on the video, it brings back memories

  • @aisyahmissus
    @aisyahmissus 9 месяцев назад +46

    17:32 this dragunov bit 😂😂

  • @RyomenAyeni225
    @RyomenAyeni225 9 месяцев назад +91

    14:15 I legit had no idea they were cousins
    that makes Asuka’s Tekken 5 ending even more…interesting??? 😅

    • @Toonarii
      @Toonarii  9 месяцев назад +88

      They was cooking straight fecal matter with that ending dawg WHY would they do that

    • @RyomenAyeni225
      @RyomenAyeni225 9 месяцев назад +59

      @@Toonarii Japan always produces peak then always produces the biggest “huh???” Moments straight after 😭

    • @shenelljohnson74
      @shenelljohnson74 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Toonarii1. then tell me this What was she do in the story because one.. she's inexperienced by using the kazama ability and have no idea on how to activated it.. her personality as a teenager and her attitude won't let her,
      2. Her power is only purifying basically canceling out whatever demonic energy but here how it works according to TK8 Jin had it within him when he was a hybrid but kazuya still overpowered him, until Jun that was missing for year's gave him enough power to purify both him and kazuya, even if asuka learn some of it she still would lose even if she met Jin or kazuya in there human form she still lose we still saw what happened if Jin & kazuya lost there power, feng wei is on another level ain't no Asuka can purify him lmao he ONLY human lol

    • @2007ghettonissanaltima
      @2007ghettonissanaltima 9 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@shenelljohnson74 hes talking about jin landing on her. That was out of pocket

    • @shenelljohnson74
      @shenelljohnson74 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@2007ghettonissanaltima he was explaining Asuka & thought she was gonna have a important role all because she was a kazama but it's just a name

  • @TheSanndwichh
    @TheSanndwichh 9 месяцев назад +116

    Miguel saw everybody was cool with Jin now and was like “guess I missed my shot. Darn” and moved on to better things lol

    • @daksh1950
      @daksh1950 8 месяцев назад +3

      Typical drake fan behaviour

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 8 месяцев назад +43

      ​@@daksh1950nah bro Miguel too good lookin to be a Drake fan
      Bro prolly still listens to 'Pac

    • @kzg_veritas12
      @kzg_veritas12 4 месяца назад +2

      Waiting for that Latinx man to come back

  • @RagnellAvalon
    @RagnellAvalon 7 месяцев назад +37

    I'm glad someone else brought up the COMPLETE LACK OF MIGUEL as I've been bemoaning this since launch. It's such a missed opportunity for a character who is *designed around Jin being a war criminal* to not show up in a redemption story centered on Jin.
    Good shout on Asuka too, I totally forgot about her T5 ending.
    Also ngl I did reflexively be like "long-time? tekken 5???" and then I remembered when T5 actually came out so I kept my mouth shut💀

  • @Vert_GreenHeart
    @Vert_GreenHeart 9 месяцев назад +120

    Shaheen is only in Tekken because he fits the representation of middle east, Saudi Arabia basically bought a spot character with their gamers8 tournament hosting the biggest prize pool ever.

    • @Toonarii
      @Toonarii  9 месяцев назад +70

      I do respect that he acts as representation for the middle east 100%, i dont hate him i just wish he wasn’t so uninteresting im ngl

    • @Vert_GreenHeart
      @Vert_GreenHeart 9 месяцев назад +21

      @@Toonarii Yeah i feel like a lot of the new characters are not too terribly intresting, especially the Tekken 7 cast like Josie, Katarina, Gigas, and of course the queen of cringe Lucky Chloe but i hear she was pretty popular there in the US.

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Vert_GreenHeartI liked Lucky Chloe, but only because of that one video that upset an Eddy main.

    • @naty8445
      @naty8445 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Vert_GreenHeartgigas was so close to being so sick if they’d just made his moveset a tiny bit more interesting

    • @zulkifli4201
      @zulkifli4201 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Vert_GreenHeart so that is why it sound stupid

  • @Zenkailord
    @Zenkailord 9 месяцев назад +104

    26:10 Kazuya...YOU'RE JAYS ARE ALL FAKE!!!!!!!

  • @rhanetreece2301
    @rhanetreece2301 7 месяцев назад +26

    Aint no way i randomly decided to look that this video, boot up Tekken because of it and then my first match was you, all in the same night.

    • @Toonarii
      @Toonarii  7 месяцев назад +11

      did you beat my ass? If you did it wasn’t me bro 🙏🏽

    • @rhanetreece2301
      @rhanetreece2301 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@Toonarii lmao it was last night, I played Leroy and you played Jin. (You washed me up two rounds though I'm not gonna lie.)

  • @bobfish7200
    @bobfish7200 9 месяцев назад +17

    These intermissions gotta be the best part, godly. Keep cooking King, or Armor King whichever you prefer 🙏

  • @camodeano3003
    @camodeano3003 9 месяцев назад +43

    Marshall Law literally looks younger in each game to the point that he looks the same age as Forrest 💀

  • @bertojo
    @bertojo 9 месяцев назад +36

    The "switch" paired with the T5 Snow Castle OST was *cheff kiss*

  • @Moop-jf3ij
    @Moop-jf3ij 9 месяцев назад +23

    Your first Tekken vid got me into the series. My Dinasour of a laptop can’t run it, but now you got me saving up for a gaming PC. Thanks for the follow up video man

  • @eicaliix
    @eicaliix 9 месяцев назад +49

    Holy shit you're back and with another Tekken(!!) vid too. Absolutely hyped

  • @WednesdayMan
    @WednesdayMan 9 месяцев назад +110

    just a reminder Dragunov has said like 2 words in the entire time he's been in the Tekken series.

    • @professoremil
      @professoremil 9 месяцев назад +45

      He said WORDS!? 😨

    • @beyshadow
      @beyshadow 9 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@professoremilTekken 6 scenario campaign. It was just text.

    • @professoremil
      @professoremil 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@beyshadow
      Oh right! I forgot about that, how could I forget such a hilarious moment? I remember playing that portion of the game and I was like “WTF?” even though they don’t have actual voice lines for in-game text. Still a bit disappointed text was all we got. 😂

  • @Morbius-Tension
    @Morbius-Tension 9 месяцев назад +14

    6:35 I’m glad u showed the bloodline rebellion scene it still holds up to this day

  • @icemanemalik
    @icemanemalik 9 месяцев назад +156

    Tekken is my fav fighting game series and I still don’t know tf is going on half the time 😭

  • @spark1400
    @spark1400 3 месяца назад +6

    14:05 WAS THAT THE FANCY PANTS GAME OVER SOUND EFFECT???? GOATTTTTTT

  • @canaanlewis
    @canaanlewis 9 месяцев назад +14

    24:08 I love how this is colored in the Tekken 6 style. That was his hardest casual fit ☠️🆒🥶🥶🙌🔥🔥🔥

  • @therealsasso6546
    @therealsasso6546 9 месяцев назад +42

    26:00 WE'RE GONNA THROW KAZUYA OFF A CLIFF WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @arbetor12
      @arbetor12 4 месяца назад +3

      That's the reason Heihachi throw him into a volcano.
      Saw his sneaker collection is nothing but fakes and didn't wanna have a son like Kazuya

  • @swagsoulja4560
    @swagsoulja4560 9 месяцев назад +79

    Its so criminal that they replaced marshall with forest for only one game BRING HIS ASS BACK TO THE MAIN GAME PUH LEAAAASE

    • @theflashgordon193
      @theflashgordon193 9 месяцев назад +1

      For real I never liked Marchal that well to be honest

    • @Toonarii
      @Toonarii  9 месяцев назад +13

      ts was so random bro like ?? 😭

  • @jackzfr1650
    @jackzfr1650 9 месяцев назад +26

    Bro ever since you put me on that T3 Armor King fit, I've been saving money for the Prix iteration of his pants and shirt. Shit's mad expensive, but drip requires sacrifice.

  • @moki031698
    @moki031698 9 месяцев назад +17

    The sequel to the video that brought me to your channel. Didn't disappoint.

  • @mr.bucket1921
    @mr.bucket1921 9 месяцев назад +75

    8:50 oh and also THAT SHIT DOESNT LOOK LIKE A HELLSWEEP THATS LOOK LIKE A SPIN THAT SHOTO FIGHTERS USE ON STREET FIGHTER

    • @Tabletopcloud20
      @Tabletopcloud20 9 месяцев назад +25

      You mean the Tatsumaki Senpu-kyaku?

    • @mr.bucket1921
      @mr.bucket1921 9 месяцев назад

      yes@@Tabletopcloud20

    • @thatperson1009
      @thatperson1009 9 месяцев назад +21

      @@Tabletopcloud20ahh hell nah bro knows the full name

    • @DerpyTC
      @DerpyTC 9 месяцев назад +27

      @@thatperson1009shoto mains only have three moves so we know all of their names

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 9 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@thatperson1009Its also the hurricane kick in english.

  • @jojijoestar7233
    @jojijoestar7233 9 месяцев назад +15

    Aight after what you just said about Asuka and Reina having a potential rivalry cooking up, I can imagine some mf cooking up fanfic where those two get to know each other and Lili gets hella jealous that Asuka ain’t paying attention to her.

  • @wile123456
    @wile123456 9 месяцев назад +15

    I would pay ACTUAL money for a podcast with you an Akain just goofing off and roasting video-game characters with your deep voices lmao

  • @deliightulinwa8534
    @deliightulinwa8534 9 месяцев назад +7

    Man the outro for this vid is straight fire 🔥

  • @lamparo7028
    @lamparo7028 6 месяцев назад +6

    5:43 Somerhing about roasting Kuma with the cell theme just made me start laughing uncontrollably
    Thank you

  • @VincentVaIentine
    @VincentVaIentine 3 месяца назад +5

    The dragunov part killed me, I was sleepy and now I am energetic from how much I laughed... ily man

  • @AntoCharles
    @AntoCharles 9 месяцев назад +36

    17:31 Dargs part had me rollin lmfao

  • @SafteyProductions
    @SafteyProductions 9 месяцев назад +91

    That last tekken video I’ve watched bout 30 times

    • @rgb_rose
      @rgb_rose 9 месяцев назад +2

      sameeeee

    • @buddylee5712
      @buddylee5712 9 месяцев назад +3

      I've been a Tekken fan since T3 (1998 PS), and yes, Tekken 8 made absolutely no sense whatsoever

  • @vicethane
    @vicethane 5 месяцев назад +9

    My only real gripe with Tekken is how it treats characters that aren't that important to th story. Almost everyone that isn't a Mishima or related to the Mishima are treated like joke characters. Every other fighting treats its cast better. What happened to Asuka legit breaks my heart she was my main in T5 and was excited to see how she'll affect the story now that she has power to heal the devil gene....
    And then T6 happened, then T7, and T8.
    Lili's existence has ruined Asuka in a every conceivable way, everything Asuka does is related to Lili somehow. How do you make the cousin of the main character a joke character?? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE HARADA!!

    • @dontbothertoreply9755
      @dontbothertoreply9755 5 месяцев назад +3

      she and Xiao are my mains along with Yoshi and Lei so yeah, I skipped this one, too much monetization, good for Jun to be back, if they put Tifa am in otherwise well, I will skip it.

  • @st_Luni
    @st_Luni 3 месяца назад +8

    8:38 bro predicted it

  • @waalker1206
    @waalker1206 9 месяцев назад +8

    Another banger video
    (dude rip Asuka she could of had some mad interactions with Jun and learn more things about the kazama family and their power)

  • @thatoneguy3503
    @thatoneguy3503 9 месяцев назад +10

    19:09 Context: he got into a serious motorcycle accident (thanks to Paul).I think he’s in a coma

    • @thatoneguy3503
      @thatoneguy3503 5 месяцев назад +1

      Update: In Tekken 5 he was supposed to be in the game, but Lili stole his invite

  • @hughvonramdass8957
    @hughvonramdass8957 9 месяцев назад +4

    14:18 as someone who has probably one of the last copies of SFxT known to man I can confirm Xiaoyu does call Asuka Jin's cousin in her win quote. In fact the whole thing is:
    "You're Jin's cousin? That's cool, but somehow I don't think I should let you meet him..."

  • @studiosugarkodah
    @studiosugarkodah 9 месяцев назад +19

    19:15 got me losing my mind

  • @innoc4063
    @innoc4063 9 месяцев назад +6

    Tekken 7's side-part hairstyle was to make characters look like Austin Powers.

  • @MidnightDominaor3005
    @MidnightDominaor3005 9 месяцев назад +11

    24:32 shout out to kings drip in tekken 3. Damn I should have bought that collaboration Merch they did for his tekken 3 outfit way back.

  • @Mikhail_Malekov935
    @Mikhail_Malekov935 9 месяцев назад +6

    man, ever since your video got recommended to me I cannot stop watching your videos, both humor and calm voice make up for a great watch time

  • @MistaUnlucky
    @MistaUnlucky 9 месяцев назад +4

    You gotta be one of my fav "Tekken" (I've only seen your tekken videos) content creator rn. I just been consistently laughing at every punchline you threw out. Good shit.

  • @Animelover3819
    @Animelover3819 9 месяцев назад +4

    Kazuya being a sneakerhead was also a thing since Tekken 1, in the instruction manual.

  • @Cynidecia
    @Cynidecia 8 месяцев назад +8

    Kazuya collecting fake Designer sneakers is so on brand with his kind of spite.

  • @EnderouSama
    @EnderouSama 8 месяцев назад +3

    Ok i'm ngl. These intermissions emanate an aura that hits like an adult swim bump. I never thought of that as a way to break up the pacing in a video and i gotta hit you with the mad respect cuz of it

  • @jaymac7801
    @jaymac7801 9 месяцев назад +15

    21:30 is facts 21:39 21:48 22:47 23:09 23:17 25:56 is where I started crying!

  • @Rang077
    @Rang077 9 месяцев назад +9

    The devs did asuka dirty man, after tekken 5 she was just Lili's toy.they did her dirty man i wish she had a more important in the story.

  • @veto_5762
    @veto_5762 3 месяца назад +3

    As far as i know, Dragunov's fighting style was taught in Russia as a combat system to the military, it has a lot of dislocations and takedowns with no regards on breaking your opponents bones.
    Honestly I love how fitting it is for him.

  • @OcRIPS
    @OcRIPS 9 месяцев назад +30

    I think the real reason Heihachi threw Kazuya off of that cliff is because he was wasting family money into overpriced fake J's and then getting mad people called him out for it

  • @SlinkyPepper
    @SlinkyPepper 9 месяцев назад +12

    yesssirrr bro finally uploaded 🙏🏽

  • @wildtiger397
    @wildtiger397 9 месяцев назад +17

    22:51 bro went to Night City

  • @DaviddeBergerac
    @DaviddeBergerac 3 месяца назад +3

    I want to just point out in Bryan's T8 ending he renames the Mishima Zaibatsu to "BRYAN"
    Like, just "BRYAN"

  • @Jamal.O
    @Jamal.O 9 месяцев назад +3

    W video. Love your humor on Tekken. I hope you get your Legacy characters, especially Bruce. I just want one vampire.😂

  • @datboi3788
    @datboi3788 9 месяцев назад +11

    This man ari needa DROP HIS MUSIC‼️‼️
    do NOT gatekeep it PLEASE

    • @user69421
      @user69421 4 месяца назад

      It's all in the description of the video

  • @malevolenc_y
    @malevolenc_y 9 месяцев назад +12

    the outro banger is dropping when?

    • @angryboi595
      @angryboi595 7 месяцев назад +1

      Still hasn’t dropped 😭 (i think?)

  • @HumanoidishGuy
    @HumanoidishGuy 9 месяцев назад +35

    I'm really thinking about it, tekken may not make sense but compared to other fighters its one of the most normal

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 9 месяцев назад +9

      When a karate bear, genetically modified velociraptors and kangaroos, and cyborg sword wielding ninjas can square up with robots, a dude in a jaguar mask that speaks entirely in roars, and the literal devil, you are on some wonky territory already

  • @LoveFromYukina
    @LoveFromYukina 2 месяца назад +1

    your underrated asf bro you have me laughing hard asf keep grinding bro

    • @LoveFromYukina
      @LoveFromYukina 2 месяца назад

      also forrest is NOT living a happy life bros in the hospital after motorcycle crash with pauls motor cycle
      thats why in pauls intro with steve steves like "i would like to remain in one piece"

  • @Yanquii
    @Yanquii 9 месяцев назад +23

    bro got that Nika air flight 26:27

  • @97lxrd
    @97lxrd 9 месяцев назад +3

    Ngl Tekken 8 got the outfits of the characters is CRAZY like 90% of their outfits it’s their best one which is something I love to see that their outfits are upgrading and becoming more simple yet effective for the most part

  • @laku-tikku554
    @laku-tikku554 5 месяцев назад +2

    Kuma dont need no motorcycle when his ass goes into hunting stance and starts going at 50 km/h

  • @Nyota7766
    @Nyota7766 9 месяцев назад +2

    Being waiting for this to drop since i saw the first video, i know this will be a certified banger.

  • @crypticTmesis
    @crypticTmesis 7 месяцев назад +2

    I'm so happy you say Asuka's name right, like the narrator don't be saying her name all the time.

  • @maltheboy8737
    @maltheboy8737 9 месяцев назад +2

    Man thank you bro ever time u put in that tag credit song ik it’s going to be funny 😂😂

  • @DemonikPrizm
    @DemonikPrizm 9 месяцев назад +7

    The start is too real cause SF6 players be acting like I'm an infant for starting with SF4 when it came out in 2008 and I'm now in my late 20s.

  • @Petrol_Sniffa
    @Petrol_Sniffa 4 месяца назад +2

    "What yall know about Bruce?" WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BRUCE??? I WAS A DEEEEEEEEEMON IN TEKKEN 5

  • @revolt_4588
    @revolt_4588 8 месяцев назад +6

    18:20 detroit become human music spotted

    • @fathercosmic8061
      @fathercosmic8061 3 месяца назад

      Easily one of my favorites from its soundtrack. Glad I saw this video cuz I've been meaning to find it for years up until this point lmao

  • @MAHIM2000
    @MAHIM2000 9 месяцев назад +3

    Something you missed:
    In the Manual of Tekken 1, it's stated that Kazuya loves to collect Sneakers. And that fact/hobby about Kazuya was never mentioned ever in the later releases. So Kazuya's ending in Tekken 8 is a direct homage to that small bit. Amazing stuff

  • @jackbiesty3729
    @jackbiesty3729 9 месяцев назад +3

    17:11 Damn hearing about strawberry and mint oil and remember Unc lied to us. It's sad man.

  • @honortodishonor
    @honortodishonor 6 месяцев назад +6

    when you play the game when your a child and play it as an adult THAT MEANS YOU ARE A LONG TERM FAN

  • @caseyogden7105
    @caseyogden7105 5 месяцев назад +2

    its tough being an asuka fan, were asking for crumbs and all we get are rose scented molecules

  • @TingusPingus445
    @TingusPingus445 4 месяца назад +3

    Technically Kickboxing and Muay Thai are very similar the only difference is you can't clinch in kickboxing or elbow and knee, however in some practices of kickboxing you can

  • @82licious
    @82licious 9 месяцев назад +1

    What a joy to see toonari upload again

  • @plaguedfrost1753
    @plaguedfrost1753 8 месяцев назад +1

    Had to leave a comment saying you listing the music you use in the video is GOATED!!!

  • @joshuasmith3962
    @joshuasmith3962 9 месяцев назад +1

    This the legitimately one of the best videos ive seen about anything in a while, that transmission was great as well, yoy got new sub keep up the good work 👏

  • @eyalrephaeli6833
    @eyalrephaeli6833 9 месяцев назад +10

    I've been a long time since Tekken 4(at this point, almost all of my life) and I'm happy this happened. Tekken is a fever dream, and no one would have it any other way. Except characters becoming one dimensional(especially Paul and Asuka).

  • @C.R.Cole331
    @C.R.Cole331 5 месяцев назад +1

    14:05 The fact on the plane she sat there and said my family tree and Jin didn't say anything and Asuka didn't say anything to Jin is criminal.

  • @krishaunafisher
    @krishaunafisher Месяц назад +3

    23:24 killed me

  • @R77ification
    @R77ification 5 месяцев назад +4

    Youd never expect for someone that looks like Dragunov to actually yearn for a simple life with hobbies. Makes sense since, he is, well, in his mid 20s, despite looks. Also the reason why he fights like you owe him money its because Commando Sambo is basically Snake's CQC. But Russian. Which explains why.

  • @yugimoto4467
    @yugimoto4467 9 месяцев назад +1

    Amazing video and script, you are amazing I just subscribed

  • @atombombdolphin96
    @atombombdolphin96 9 месяцев назад +7

    Bro said “kazuya! KAZZUUUYYAAA!!! THIS NINGEN GOT THE FAKE Js”