Nukes for cavemen in 60 seconds
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024
- Rip to Grok's cave.
Sciencephile Merch: crowdmade.com/...
Support me at Patreon: / sciencephiletheai
Facebook: / sciencephile
Twitter: / sciencephile_
Reddit: / sciencephiletheai
Website: www.sciencephi...
Music: Messa da Requiem- Part II. Dies irae, II. Tuba Mirum
Grok is going to be so mad when he wakes up
Just a causal amount of tomfoolery.
idk if grok is gonna wake up at all
@@lasiuslord6833💀
Grok's strong. Ofc he will!
if*
"Ask cave spirit to give uranium 235" will go down in history.
on god
Fr🗿🍷
If i was still in highschool, that would be my yearbook quote
Fr 😂
@@Polaris_FragmentI’m making that my yearbook quote
The wizard trying to explain his spells to the barbarian
*artificer
Dm explaining anything too complex to THAT guy*
Edit: how TF is my most liked comment about this shit
.. .
@@WillTBear1 yes
Honestly, this is accurate
Thank you for the "how to make a nuke" tutorial.
Wait.. NOOOOOO *scream intensifies*
NAHHHH
235 likes... 235u?
How do i get uranium bro 😂
@jhonathan2232 Kazakhstan 🇰🇿:It's amoung many countries that have a lot of uranium,they choose to use it to treat cancer and build powerplants.
Many youtubers make short of them holding the uranium.Just steal a blue print and you'll find the uranium storage.Them just make nukes.
" G I V E U R A N I U N 2 3 5 "
Cave Spirit: 👁️👄👁️
This thing is from the game called "Craft the world", 1 of my favourite games when I was a child.
Uranium*
@ropro31huh
@@neelamshukla1144nah
@@neelamshukla1144who asked your goofy az
50,003 BC: Grok make fire
50,000 BC: Grok make sun
Ah good, you got the years straight.
@@michaelbujaki2462 smart
@@michaelbujaki2462 grok made the sun then made fire. Cavemen were extraterrestrial beings you know.
That should be 49997 bc
@@Shifsabre wtah?
This is actually a really good way to explain how nuclear weaponry works
Edit: why does this have 550 likes
True, as someone who will use this knowledge every day
Except its wrong
Lol that's literally how a nuke works
@Thatguywhosnameyoudontremember the video explains how to make a plutonium 239 bomb, not uranium 235. It's a totally different process for uranium 235
Yeah ik, I just wanted to make a joke as a nerd about this kind of thing
ME NEED ROCK, CAVE GO BYE BYE, ME GO FIND NEW CAVE, ME GET ROCK, ROCK GO BOOM BOOM.
😂
😂😂😂
That genuinely sounds like something that would turn into mythology
oh i hope so
imagine a post nuclear apocalypse world where nuclear explosions become legendary myths
turnip boy commits tax evasion
Sciencephile having shorts was something I didn't expect.
It's ai
@@azraelbilaefalkamran it's a person behind it. Wdym AI? The voice? Yes.
@@j.am.al.boy2992 never heard prompt that say; "Explain Nuclear for cavemen" and so on..?
@@azraelbilaefalkamran I don't think AI have that kind of humor
@@j.am.al.boy2992 Nuclear, big fire in special rocks. Imagine rocks with tiny, tiny pieces inside, like hidden sparks. When you make these pieces come together, they release enormous energy, much stronger than regular fire. It's like having a super-hot, never-ending flame that can do amazing things.
But, be careful, caveman! Handling these special rocks is tricky. If you don't do it right, the fire can become too wild and dangerous. So, smart cavemen learn to control it for good things, like making bright lights and powerful tools. Just remember, respect the fire in the rocks, and it can be a game-changer for your cave life.
Explain that
Nuclear weapons are the best
best comment here
😂
😂😂
lol
Now grok got a bigger bom rock
This information could have gotten you arrested 20-30 years ago
“Um, hello? 911? Yeah my neighbour is explaining the process of building a nuke to a caveman.”
It’s not illegal to learn, technically.
And, as long as it’s not classified information, it’s not illegal to share it and teach anything.
@@UseroneGamingso... How do you make crack huh?
...🤨or Adderall. My regular ADHD meds were discontinued by the FDA.
@@gene1491Come to Canada man we got some!
@@jimmyjohnthe14th-r8c 🥴
Thanks man I also needed some adhd meds
Most people: _"A meteor killed the dinosaurs."_
Grok: *(THOUSAND YARD STARE)*
Dude I almost spit out my soda after reading this
@@Master-of--MindsSAME
@@lil_gr3ml1nWhy were you both drinking soda while reading this?
Jump to and get back into your new position at this point 👉 👈 👇
Fr
I cant believe this actually help me to understand how a nuke works
And now i can build one if only i could get my hands on some sweat succulent magic rock
@@Sayyourmum:eyebrow raise:
@@Sayyourmumask cave spirit
@@Sayyourmumwe all love those sweet succulent girthy throbbing rocks
Everyone knows U235 as nuke fuel and everyone knows the fat man implosion nuke. But the video got it wrong, you don't smash uranium you smash plutonium. If you have uranium you use something called a gun bomb where you ram two large chunks of it together
Grok's reaction is gonna be epic, crazy Dave is legendary lol.
I see you literally everywhere lol
"rah roo roh"
"my name is crazy Dave but you can call me crazy Dave"
chatgpt ahh
@@DexotronicsWhat's up? Something on your mind?
like farmer detected, opinion invalidated.
"Thak the thunder god" had me dying 💀
Not to be confused with kath the lightning god
@@KnabeRussenschar4859 or Hakt the storm god
Thak the thunder god will have you dying if you get him angry too
@@EeveeMaster547 but kath will kill you if you tempt fate
Kaht the lightning god getting more angry than magic rok
Making a nuke is easy. Getting the math right is the hard part.
Doing the maths is part of the "making"..
Producing the fissile materials is more challenging that designing a simple first generation device.
@Evan_Bell exactly what I said dude you just added autism to it
@@kingmichael7842 Making nukes is not easy. Making the materials for nukes is not easy. The mathematics of designing a nuke to make it is not easy.
You added even more autism @@Evan_Bell
Making an inefficient nuke is easy. Figuring out how to make it efficient is hard, and figuring out how to even obtain the material needed for it is harder.
"Use hands if strong"
Finally. The Melee Nuke.
💠
@@gtetog what is that I can’t see it properly
Diamond shape with a dot inside
the true melee nuke is bobm, holding it up and tossing it to the ground
So basically a Kamehameha.
The crazy dave soind makes it 20x better
Soind you mean sound?
@@MMMMMMEEEEEENNNNNNhush peasant
What did grok do to deserve the second coming of the sun god?
He stoles dok's stick.
I'm telling mohk
I stole gahks mammoth meat
No tell mohks or I tell big lizard
No tell bug lizard or i tell many bugs
Thank you, as a Neanderthal humanoid being who recently came into a heated altercation with Grok, I needed to send him a clear message to never touch my emotional support pebble again
👍
that's messed up if grok did that
Damn I hate grok now
Bruh Grok deserved better we’re all Neanderthal humanoids and we all deserve love and respect
"So what did Grok learn today"
Grok: *Me forgot*
Bro just said no touch the uranium but took it to big rock😂😂
This is unironically the best explanation I’ve ever gotten of how a mule actually works
mule???
Minor spelling mistake
This typo makes me want a caveman tutorial for mules or some random animal.
A mule is a cross between a horse and donkey .
@@chadsworthgigaIIhave you seen a mule kill? They are nuclear powered.
"Hey Ferb. I know what we gonna do today."
*60 seconds later:
“Mordecai, Rigby, mow the lawn and clear out the leaves”
*not even a minute later:
Grok gonna have to do some explaining to his wife why the cave just blew up in 0.3 nanoseconds
Not unless there's an afterlife.
Cave dust. Grok wife dust. Grok dust. Hurk happy.
bro catching it from the ops
The "RAROROO" got me💀😭
davescream5_pvz.mp3
That's crazy dave from pvz
CRAZY DAVE
Finally a tutorial that I can actually understand
About time I can keep up
Fax🗣️💯
Grok is gonna love this prank
Fr 😂
Star goes boom, core goes moob.
Ur goddayum raigth
I understood that reference
Ohauh big rock make big boom boom 🤯
@@bradleynair5063nuclear fission and fusion?
wat
Poor grox, the dude got attacked with antimatter bombs and a nuke😭😭💀💀
Now you need to explain homeowners insurance to grok so he can protect his cave from future nukes
Just send Jake from State Farm to him
Try farmers insurance... they know a thing or two cause they've seen a thing or two!😂
Intructions unclear, now i generated a conflict between nations.
Oops, I started World War Three, oh well.
groks gonna be fuming when he see that killcam
“No must touch”
**puts uranium in strong B A L L**
Thank god Time Machines don’t exist because this explanation is too good
or is it
The Crazy Dave sound effect after the cave explodes brought back nostalgia
YESS I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS COMMENT UR AWESOME
Bro stated the ice age with nuclear winter 💀
Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
They got sick of patrolling the Mojave
Started*
Patrolling the mojave almost makes me wish for nuclear winter.
@@idoudo2517🤓🤓🤓
The music on the background, idea of making and using nukes...
Grok tried to free Paris, didn't he? And main character is definitely a Burgundian dude💀
I'm begging you make more cave man videos, this shit is the best thing I've seen in a while, i need more
yeah man, I agree
Yes
Me like comment, me write answer. Me need information
i 2nd this
Tbh cavemen would definitely think that it's the end of the world if they saw a nuke go off.
Look, if i wake up and see nuke going off, i'd call it end off the word too.
tbf it kinda would be
So would you
@@Prosper_DeanFor us it literally is though because then all nukes would go off not just one
@@nightfall1249 exactly!
As an caveman i indeed understand this.
Me too
Me not understand what uranium is
It just what make angry magic rock 🪨 @@2bfk6982
@@2bfk6982magic rock
@2bfk6982 big green shiny rock. When angry it goes boom.
Grok mad after this
"Bro, Grok gonna be furious when he learns." Grok's nuclear ambitions will become legendary.
Are you every were
@@greencrew2Their channel is to comment how do people not know this
@@Willow662 you just talked to the average youtube shorts viewer they know nothing 😭😭😭
@@gamerpro608 fr bro
how are you verified as a minecraft chicken
i heard crazy Dave's sound when groks cave got destroyed, why? BECAUSE IM CRAAAAAZY!
Crazy? I was crazy once
I eat food off the floor
@@kraken_8ACT NOW!! IM CRAAAAAZY!!
Haha nice pvz reference
Cringe..
Don’t ever fall asleep first at the sleepover
First one to fall asleep at the caveman sleep over💀
Grok is crazy Dave’s ancestor confirmed.
I was gonna say that lol
Grok learned his lesson from Glowing Rock, so he rubs glowy rock on plants instead, creating literal hellspawns of Satan that must quech their bloodlust
Now can you explain it as if I were a cyanobacteria?
🌊🌊💧💦
🦠🧫🧫🦠🦠🦠🧫🧫🧪🧪🧪🧪🦠🧫🧫🧪🦠🧪🧫🧪🦠🧪🧫🦠🔥🧪🧫🦠🧪🦠🧪🧫🧫🦠
vorp?
Schleep snorp
You already are one
Big boom rock: kaboom
Grok's cave: ded
Mountain: no exist
Nuclear winter: no sun for u
Grok:hmm this uranium 235 looks tasty **nom**
5 seconds later:**boom**
I genuinely love this way more than i should. Explaining complex science to a caveman. Just amazing.
I like how you add the stipulation of “squeeze really hard if strong” because obviously, Grok will see this as challenge, and will never fully utilize the destructive force of splitting the atom
I really like these oversimplified videos. This should be a short series.
Absolutely agree
Fr
Cave spirit: Here right here all your uranium will be gav-
Caveguy:im angry
Cafespirit: IN A MINUTE
Blud really proceeded to make a nuke with his bare hands just to annoy Grok 💀💀
Annoy? He nuked his house!
@TapWaterTaffy yes just a harmless prank
I don’t think Grok is going to wake up💀
Imagine cavemen using nuclear warfare against another tribe because they stole some food.
"GROK ANGRY!!!!!!!" -grok when he wakes up
Instructions unclear, ate the nuke
I’m not a caveman but this still is helpful
I use magic rock to do joke on friend
Places thingy above door
Friend strong so he will find funny
He should be home but no respond yet
@@049_plague_doctorBoom boom yet or no?
Boom boom now?
@@YayeetLord yes did boom he still no respond
@@049_plague_doctor:(
imagine we find evidence of some dude nuking someone in a cave just for stealing their pointy rock
"Ask cave spirit to give uranium-235"
Cave spirit when I tried it: You think I can just... conjure that out of thin air?
grok fell asleep in the primal sleepover first
As a caveman named Urk, I can tell you that this is a great tutorial
I... love this. I love you. Thank you for your time. May you forever remember this in your files. Your science files ;)
When time travel is invented I'm going to travel back to the caveman. Era and teach the caveman how to make a nuke.
Bro grok gonna be so angry when he finds out
Now do a "genetic engineering super bugs tutorial" for highschool students pls
Still did a better job at explaining than most teacher😭
This actually sounds more complicated than a normal explanation
Thank you for this beautiful masterpiece Sciencephile, but please spare poor Grok
You need to make more caveman explanations videos this was creative and funny as fuck just don’t over use it so they maintain their value unlike other content creators
seconded
The crazy Dave sound affect at the beginning is actually the first thing that made me laugh today😂
Love it when he said *H A R D N U T*
I unlearned more stuff watching this video for cavemens.
Thanks, I feel represented!
as a former caveman I understand your explanation clearly. well done.
This very much good explanation. Channel big much good.
As a caveman, I understood the assignment.
Therapist: American caveman isn't real, he can't hurt you.
American caveman:
* Craft the World memories coming *
As a caveman, I can confirm this is the best explanation for caveman.
That crazy dave sound effect fits cavemen so well
Oddly enough I've learned more here than my actual science class. Not even kidding. Subscription earned.
So thats how ice age started , they were watching youtube shorts :(
Instructors not clearing me home is gon gon
His most devious lick yet, Groks gonna be so mad
Why did I understand this more than an actual explanation
cavemen instincts kick in
Now this is unique science content
Man this prank on grok is gonna go crazy 💀😭
I may know nukes but this made it much clearer.
Grok really said " wrawarroooo"
Grok wants his taco back
Eagerly waiting for your next video❤
Caveman: just looking on is rockphone💀
If there is a layman's term, there caveman term too!
So that's how the mammoths got extinct
Bye grox
Grok watching be like 👁️👄👁️