You're Too Sad to Argue With | Hardly Working
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Brennan is there for Rekha, and the best thing for him to do for her during this time of tragedy is not to point out that birds aren't "angel babies" who are carrying "wishes away from the devil."
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CAST
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Rekha Shankar
CREW
Director - Heather Fink
Writer - Brennan Lee Mulligan
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Editor - Sam Geer
"Some of your beliefs are just... _unfamiliar_ to me."
I love that.
I normally use the word unique but I like unfamiliar better
IT AIN'T FAMILIAH
F. I. R. E. Smooth very smooth
Is it just me or does brennan say that like biz from fantasy high.
His face before he says unfamiliar 🤣
Instead of deciding to use her God wish on either "I want my dog to go to normal heaven" or "I want my brother to go to normal heaven", she could just combine it into the single wish "I wish all living things I cared about went to the same heaven". I hope she sees this so she is not so sad anymore.
KevinShinwoo or just “I wish for infinite wishes”
If she changed her wish to "I wish that all things went to the same heaven" she would stop the problem from occuring again
@@jrrootbeer6336 well their is infinity heavens
Umm, that would make it another earth which sucks ass
Or the dog could use its God wish to go to people heaven.
As if Brennan doesn't know what an augur is
omg t1j you’re here too!
@nathaniel gray You're thinking of a haruspex. Although an augur doesn't solely rely on the flight patterns of birds. That's just one method they would use.
Honesty the most accurate comment
@nathaniel gray ayy same
@@Emma-tf9jg 😂
I refuse to believe Brennan didn't know what an augur was
uhm. whats a augur
It's used for digging post holes
@@PPPeepeepoopoo An ancient Roman priest who could read the future from patterns in nature. Mainly birds
@@iambuttdix9692 Was that a Firefly reference?
@@iambuttdix9692 that's auger.
I love how Brennan's humour actually revolves around being a good person. We don't deserve Brennan
More, specifically, this one is about _trying_ to be a good person to someone, even though your instinct is to be a dick to them.
CheshireCat Brennan needs his own show
He had a video about holding a turd
@@עפרמלאכי He had a right to hold that turd though, so its fine
"I'm all the bad guys!"
--Brennan Lee Mulligan.
"Only a pedantic uncaring nerd would choose this moment to interrogate the fascinating knot of tangled dream logic surrounding your.....(breathes in) deeply held convictions"
I've NEVER heard anyone sum it up like this so clearly lmao
Brennan was the writer for this script. His talents shines in this skit. He has a way with words
wtf he said this as I read the comment, I hate that
but I also love it
IAmStridle
Same
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy same
How did I start reading this as soon as he started saying that
The "Naturally, continue." absolutely killed me :')
best delivery
@@kaiser8159 like "oh, of course".
I'm glad someone else shares my favorite line from this piece.
I love that Brennan, who wrote the sketch, essentially managed to work an indirect bird fact into it.
Brennan doesn’t do the “going actually insane” gig like Grant or Mike, but his eyes when he opens them widely make him look more intense than anyone else
Brennan looks like a man who starred into the Abyss.
he just is insane in some of them
@Eric Cartman him and zac are amazing
Trapp and Grant are good, but Brennan should be feared
@@kevinforbesofficial Brennan looks like a man who starred in* the Abyss
-You can't use crystal magic to destroy life
-Swing and a miss
I mean...she's not wrong
@Anonymous Anonymous then they must go to heaven separately, since cancer is a living organism
@@BingChilingEnjoyer Of course, cancer heaven, everyone knows that. My only question is, what's going to be her father's cancer god wish.
Radioactive materials would have something to say about that...
@@BingChilingEnjoyer cancer goes to cancer heaven along with anybody born between June 22 and July 22.
I'm really glad the final punchline wasn't Brennan just losing it and yelling at her, it feels like the skit really keeps its message strong instead of buckling into apathy like something from South Park
well no, the punchline was that with all of her crazy beliefs she thought his simple concept was nuts. It's a very simple, very overused punchline. Also, him flipping out at the insanity is reasonable, not apathetic. That's the joke, that he goes to extremes to try and help her.
@@HappyLarry. I said I'm glad the punchline was NOT that Brennan just loses it, like if that were how they ended it I would be disappointed. I know what the punchline was. And yes, flipping out is a fair reaction to this level of moon logic but it's also douchey if the person in question is emotionally distraught, and with that being the whole message of the sketch, it's satisfying to see it maintain the conviction to that point instead of decide it's pointless or bad to do anything but shout out people expressing unpalatable beliefs. And while yeah, the punchline's basic skeleton has been written before, the simple fact that you can analyze the anatomy of humor does not intrinsically rob it of its hilarity, so I don't see much point in calling it "overused"
@@TwentySeventhLetter if someone was emotionally distraught after they stabbed their own dog multiple times, am I at liberty to treat them well because they're sad?
@@HappyLarry. Nope, murdering a dog is an action not a belief, and it obviously takes precedence. If their belief is wild but not causing immediate harm that's the point
@@TwentySeventhLetter If someone was sad that Obama became president because he was black, would you comfort them because they were balling their eyes out?
I had to use my god wish to save my own life after I died when she said “car heaven.”
GlamFam Hi, Linwood.
Jose Rivera hey there! 😃👋🏽
I wonder if you'll get another God Wish when you die again, you could keep coming back to life indefinitely.
Ayyyy
So true 😂
The little half blink after she says the ghost in her house died
that's just art
3:08 for anyone who wants to see
It only occurred to me in after the video- That it's not just the fact ghost theoretically shouldn't exist; but also that somehow a *GHOST* had died.
Im glad someone else noticed that subtle genius
@@laughingman2082 no that can happen, especially if the ghost drinks some expired ghost milk. Food poisoning is a lot more toxic to ghosts because their intestines are more permeable, due to not having a corporeal presence.
"I don't know that I believe in anything supernatural but I believe that ( you know) every day you wake up and you have a chance to be kind. (uhhh) in a way, the actions we take in life live on long after us and I guess I get strength thinking that the things I do maybe leave the world a brighter kinder place then it was when I found it" ~ Brennan 2018
*whistles* Crazy
No, YOU'RE CRYING
ISAACTheBro crazyy. I read this at the exact time of the video
than
my new bio.
Dude, Brennan is hilarious. He's like permanently out of place.
Permanently questioning the people around him, he's like the only sane person who's not actually aware he's in a skit and instead just reacting to the madness around him in each video
*t r a n s c e n d e d*
_W O K E_
wet noodle Isn't there always one sane person in every CH video?
yea but he is the only funny one so...
most unbelievable thing in this sketch is that Brennan didn't know what an augur was
I like to think he knew, he just had to make sure they were on the same page with all the other insane shit she was saying
@@eragonawesomeI’ve definitely asked questions like that before where I knew (or thought I knew) the answer, but just wanted to make sure we were both on the same page. Seems like a common thing.
this channel almost died and went to youtube heaven, but brennan and raika saved it
honestly I agree and honestly I agree and it's spelt Reika
amazing
Honestly I agree, honestly I agree
With their God wish
Yash Permalla Don’t forget Katie. She was the one that held the channel in place until the new cast arrived
I heard Katie is particularly knowledgeable about "crystal magic"
Veridian more like crystal methgic
potato you ruined it
Veridian Maybe she is the medium...
she uses pixie dust with her crystal magic
You mean powder magic.
When she said "That's Insane" and Brennan seized onto that lifeline for all it was worth. Lol.
"Give firstborn to Ahura Mazda, the God of Light."
Wow, that Zoroastrianism shoutout!
Soo... I'm Curious
How The God Take That "FirstBorn"?
Did The Parents Can Actually See The God,, or The Baby Will Suddenly Disappeared 😅?
@@imashadow699 I'm guessing it's a 'leave the baby on the cliffside/in the woods' kind of situation and then assume the birds/probably foxes that eat the kid are just god taking it to heaven
@@CoRLex-jh5vx That's..... Cruel 😅
Why He Can Be A "God", If He's Not Even Loved nor Have Compassionate To His Servant? 😅😅😅
@@imashadow699 are you an alien
@@myboy_ Probably
This guy is on fire, seriously.
Alef Gabryel Brennan has been pumping out quality content since he started at college humor. Dude is killing it.
Been living this guy too
Enough with the ginger jokes.
EVERYEONE KNOWS THAT IF YOU DIED BY FIRE YOU GO TO FIRE HEAVEN
They have really good chemistry together on top of it
“The ghost in my house died”
That means he goes to double heaven which is okey except for the fact that it’s right next to car heaven which can get loud
or is it double limbo?
i'm sure her house is actually purgatory, so yeah there's that indisputable fact!
I thought they went to ghost heaven
"Because if I use any more of my 'The secret power' I have to give my first born to Ahura Mazda the god of light, and I just don't think I'm ready to start a family, you know?"
Brennan, dead eyed
"I do know."
This was my favourite part 🤣
That zoroastrianism reference though, only Brennan
Perfection
God needs to stop with all this segregation!
Why can't dogs, car accident victims and humans live together in heaven?
SylenDraws I'm pretty sure they go to the same Heaven.
SylenDraws
I'm pretty sure they die and never meet again because, you know, they are dead.
Guys I'm refrecing the video not my actual beliefs
Clean Water Everyone has their own beliefs. We can't disprove or prove them..
AgentKE
Yeah, we'll see when we die.
I like Brennan.
You and 555 other people. ^~^
Oh, you're Led's brother. Welcome
Brennans an absoulute mad lad
yes
Yes
_"The ghost in my house died."_
I just died too 😂😂😂
Somehow I think this is the funniest line in the skit
I understand everything except the fact that A GHOST SOMEHOW DIED!!!
Wait. You understand everything but the ghost dying you had issues with???? Wow I'm not drunk enough.
EN7171 ghost busters
Its corpse was salted and burned, DUH
Lol also had a problem with that. Everything else was pure logic
It becomes a double ghost
"Naturally, continue" lol
Jack Thorne the second I read that it came up
Brennan has waay more self-control than I would have had in that situation
Um actually..
My brain would've been on fire, I would have had to either get up and walk away or be a pedantic asshole
Don't know which would be worse honestly
Okay but that doesn’t make you smart or clever, just insensitive and a little bit stupid
@@livewithintention1625 Of course not, but admitting your faults is the first step to improvement (and also seeing that other people agree with you helps make you feel better, too)
Rushika Prasad You’re absolutely right. I just felt that OP was bragging about being insensitive, but maybe I was wrong
Aww, Brennan's little bit at the end was so nice. TwT Love all the new cast members in the recent years. ❤
School Desk Ink.
Hey, Ink. What does TwT mean?
adam mac it's supposed to be a face
• Ivy • Ohhh ok cool. I've never seen that one before.
School Desk Ink. Zac will be missed.
dead maniac04 Did Zac quit?
Brennan is an amazing addition to the cast, I love him in sketches- he is hilarious when he loses his shit over their stupidity!
2:20
‘Only a pedantic, uncaring nerd would choose this moment to interrogate the fascinating knot of tangled dream logic’
*hi! I’m Adam Conover!*
*And this is Adam Ruins Everything!*
Ngl that is perfect though!
OMG this is perfect
Lol
* whistle noises *
You. Made. My. Night!
“Naturally, continue” is the most sarcastic phrase ever. I lost it when he said that
Problem is that doing that too often will eventually result in such beliefs affecting the laws of your country.
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My favourite line of Brennan is that deadpan "swing and a miss"
"The ghost in my house died" 😂
ya. the ghost in my house died also.
Lol read this just as she said it.
So...can dead ghosts only haunt other ghosts?
leah H. Me too, a year later
I just realized that statement
This is Brennan's ultimate lore dream wrapped in his biggest nightmare of being unkind. Perfection.
it’s like 4 in the morning but i broke out into hysterics at “CAR HEAVEN”
Awsmstevie i just can’t escape danganronpa, no matter what video I watch
Awsmstevie what’s ur channel about?
Momatyh Vlogs garbage
Tobi387 something something despair
Awsmstevie I-i found the danganronpa meme maker here in a college humour video *if you couldn't tell I'm subbed to you*
Brennan has the best "WTF am I hearing" face
Steven Qu I was hoping at one of the latter moments his nose would start dripping blood. I feel like that's something (if I'm not mistaken) that was sort of a gunning gag with his CEO skits (or maybe just one) but it would've been fucking hilarious
Brennan's monologue at the end was absolute perfection. I know this is a comedy channel and all, but I legitimately almost teared up hearing it. I know he won't see this or anything, but Brennan is absolutely incredible and CollegeHumor could not ask for a better cast member.
I wish I could bullshit through my way through conversations like Brennan
Bandit Raccoon to be fair it is a script
Your grammar is on point.
He’s so wholesome on and off the script. I love watching his improv
That speech in the end was actually really moving.
It was truly
Crazy 🤣
Spiritual but not religious 2: The Reikaning
this is so sad, alexa play car heaven
Awsmstevie do you go to danganronpa heaven?
this is so sad...
CAN WE HIT WAMEN
-car heaven- despacito
Point2255 no such thing as a heaven for anime fans.
The saddest part is that they aren't atheists.
2:39
"Naturally, continue"
Me. Every. Time.
Me, every time, since 2016 😂
699 likes. Nice
"An Augur, someone who defines the future using the flight patterns of birds."
"Naturally, continue."
"naturally continue" is forever a line I will use on everyone from this day onward
this woman is crazy, you can't directly kill a living thing with crystal magic, but you can transport it to the sun if you do it on the summer solstis where the magic sun dragon will cart them off.
um actually its the summer solstice
If I throw enough crystals at things, death might occur
Logan Disappointment that's actually true, that's how I got killed that one time.
Except if it believed in the dead galilean's magic cloud land, then the living ghost that he partially is will carry it there.
Dirge Wordsmithe they should have used non existent alien emeralds. I hear they're strong.
Brennan is so good as weaving interesting philosophy into comedy skits.
He is a philosophy major
I guess I watch this video every four years. Who knew?
This guy is a gem!
... and therefore his magic, sadly, cannot cure cancer.
Brennan is the best addition to college humor in years. He has the ability to convey "Oh please god no...." through his face so well.
“Swing and a miss”
Best line from the whole sketch. Definitely saving that for future use
I'm gonna use my God wish to give everyone whiskey stones for Christmas
...That's a nice reference
Veridian whiskey stones! Where's Pat
what a good throwback
Ohhhh, whiskey stones! Just what I wanted...
*only 90's kids will remember*
0:38 pause here. there's so many conflicting emotions on Brennan's face. He's so fantastic
That's my secret Captain. I'm always sad.
I relate to that more than I should.
yongyea?
"You cannot possibly fathom what I've been through, what thousands of years of grief has done to me!"
...
"What!?"
...
"I've... felt... worse..."
Omgwow
😂😂😂😂😂
Brennan always looks like a Lego figurine
He’s so perfectly rectangular
You mean minifigure
Thank you
He looks like one of my teachers
renato2354
Who's brennan
" crystal magic can't kill living things"
Thanos: hold my beer, I'm about to prove her wrong
Those are gems not crystals.
👀
@@gwamhurt hey friend, gemstones are crystals
The beer is half empty.
@@michaelrodger So. I know it's been 5 months since you made this reply. However.
Crystal refers specifically to the fractal structures that certain substances take the form of. A gemstone is a precious or semi-precious stone, usually already cut or polished in the form of jewlery.
Crystals are natural (although you can make crystals by subjecting some rocks to the right conditions) and each type of stone has a different natural crystal shape, for example flourite-based stones tend to have cubic crystals though more complicated shapes do appear.
A lot of gemstones can form crystals, and some crystals can be polished and turned into gemstones, however they are two different things :D
(I hope the tone of this comment doesn't come across as too aggressive, I just wanted to inform you because rocks are cool)
@@Tagtot not aggressive at all thanks for he clarification. All I meant in saying that is they are cut and polished from structures like crystals as in that is the core substance of the mineral
"Swing and a miss" holy shIt, this might be my favourite skit in awhile
Ok but Brennan's speech thing at the end is 100% right
Firehoof Why is it right? Every human life is extremely short if you put it in perspective with the age of something like the universe. Consider how quickly most people and their lives are completely forgotten and you soon realise the idea that you can "live on" through memories or actions is just non-theistic wish-fulfilment. Now it seems likely our sun will stop burning and then the universe will collapse in on itself in a Big Crunch, ending itself forever; if that is true, it'll be like the entire universe and everything within it never happened.
He is just assuming that kindness and making the world "better" (that oh-so-subjective word) and actions that "live on after you" are meaningful when he has no reason to think so. He believes that just as unquestioningly as she believes in the existence of an afterlife yet only one of those unquestioned beliefs are portrayed negatively.
TL:DR If you want to criticise people who unquestioningly believe things that's fine, but apply it to everyone equally.
MusketWalrus let's just be sceptical about every single thing on the earth...Due to this statement I'll tell you that his speech makes a lot of "subjective sense". Which means that being kind must be the thing that fulfills him, makes him FEEL valuable. So from this not so objective perspective his speech makes sense, and hers doesn't. Because, he's honest about what makes him go through life, even if it wouldn't satisfy everyone and it's not ACTUALLY meaningful.
On the other hand SHE is driven by something that is clearly untrue... since... in oppose to kindness and sharing it through few generations, you cannot entirely prove the existence of car heaven.
TL;DR
What I'm saying is - he's right... he speaks for what makes him happy. He doesn't need to consider greater meaning to state his subjective way of dealing with life.
And she's actually wrong since she just believes car heaven to be real.
_"Which means that being kind must be the thing that fulfills him, makes him FEEL valuable. So from this not so objective perspective _*_his speech makes sense, and hers doesn't."_*
I think you've just contradicted yourself. If their beliefs are *objective* then one can be wrong and the other can be right. But if their beliefs are *subjective* then neither are wrong nor right, they are merely opinions. You seem to say they are both objective and subjective at once, which is impossible. If the beliefs are based on "subjective sense" as you put it, then he cannot be more correct than her any more than he could be if they preferred different flavours of ice-cream.
You could just as easily switch what you say round: Believing in the supernatural and the afterlife is what fulfills HER and makes HER feel valuable. SHE is honest about what gets her through life, even if it doesn't satisfy everyone. On the contrary, HE is driven by something unprovable - you can't entirely prove the inherent worth of kindness or actions that echo down generations.
If you truly think these beliefs are subjective then you should be fine with what I just said; after all, it's just a mirror of what you yourself wrote. If not, then its clear these people's beliefs are objective, and thus how a person's beliefs make them FEEL is irrelevant. What is important is whether they are TRUE or not. And in terms of making huge unprovable assumptions, both are equally guilty.
You're right I used the wrong way to describe it, I was referencing this quote : ''Why is it right? Every human life is extremely short if you put it in perspective with the age of something like the universe. Consider how quickly most people and their lives are completely forgotten and you soon realise the idea that you can "live on" through memories or actions is just non-theistic wish-fulfilment. Now it seems likely our sun will stop burning and then the universe will collapse in on itself in a Big Crunch, ending itself forever; if that is true, it'll be like the entire universe and everything within it never happened.''
I ment that his actions are towards an achievable goal, he doesn't consider the fact that our lifes are generally unimportant, and in his statement he doesn't have to do it for it to make sense. Why? Because he does this things to just help people, to leave something behind, he doesn't say that he want's to make a big difference, he doesn't say that it's the thing that makes everything meaningful, he just takes satisfaction in a short term goal. And that's right, when you listen to someone like this sad person, IT WON'T fix their lifes, but it will in fact relieve them from stress. It's... a way to leave something behind, leave a little smile on this small, unimportant person, leave some little subconsious thought on their mind that some people care to listen to them, it's a short term goal, that will change small things in some people's lifes... and therefore make world a better place... I mean.. a little bit better.... AND that's the thing he CAN achieve, and most likely does.
So going by this way of thinking his idea is realistic, just... really short term, and not important on a greater scale.
Meanwhile it's... pretty impossible to get a god's wish to get your brother out of car heaven, it's just not grounded (but boy do I wish that it was real)
SO they are making assumptions, just one of them has a HUGE CHANCE to actually be right... on a VERY VERY VERY SMALL scale. :')
(Btw I don't have his way of thinking and honestly I also grabbed my head when I heard that because I didn't think that it's by any means ''deep''. I just like to play a retarded devil's advocate, thank you for playing along, I love it when people think to prove a point)
Thank you
"the ghost in my house died so i can at least get some sleep"
“Swing and a MISS!”
This guys possibly the best on ch right now
car heaven is clearly a thing what are you talking about
Gee’s Dimple nice pic
Ayden Sauvageau thx
2:09
"Everyone Knows When you Die in the Road you Go too Car Heaven"
*Car Heaven*
"NANI?!?!"
Reincarnated into another automobilion world
*naturally* , continue.
Dog Heaven is the new show that Brennan has to green light for ABC.
Waver 72 that's just that wired all dogs go to heaven cartoon though. We don't need a reboot
This is exactly what being a therapist is like. I have never seen a better representation.
"The ghost in my house died."
When's the funeral? Seems pretty selfish to not have a memorial.
Lucas Akame, I appreciate your concern in this time of sorrow. The service will be a private affair of close friends and family. I very much apologize for not inviting you but Rikke has made it very clear to make it a closed event. Again, thank you for your concern in this time of need.
And did it go to ghost heaven?
I_M Ali no that’s silly. Everyone knows when a ghost dies it’s reincarnated a dog using Crystal magic.
As a Catholic who just lost a beloved family member, this video both made me laugh but also provided comfort. Thank you, CH
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I’m catholic too🙂
Sadly I dont think there are many of us on here Im pretty sure of that, prayers for you and your family.
Are they in human or car heaven
@@GayBastich They might have used their God Wish to turn them into a dog, thus sending them to dog heaven,
I have a coworker that is literally identical to this, minus the sadness. Like, to give you an idea of just how crazy some of the stuff he believes is, he thinks that you can control your future by focusing, because concentrating your consciousness alters the future through, and I quote, "quantum harmonization." He refuses to eat any plant that isn't green, because apparently non-green plants are "weird" (no further explanations were given). He's perfectly fine eating the byproducts of these plants, such as corn-based products or peanut butter, but plain corn or peanuts is a no-go for him. As for religious beliefs, he doesn't believe in any religion, yet according to him he's not an atheist, but rather a "realist," which is different than an atheist because "he refuses to acknowledge religions as a real thing."
He's also convinced that the post office snuck in a ton of fake ballots to "steal" the 2020 election in our state, despite the fact that we both work at the post office, specifically at the site that processes all letter mail for our state (including ballots). Like, we are literally the only point in the entire ballot process where all the ballots go through, we would be the only possible site that such a conspiracy could take place, and he literally watched the ballots come in and go out.
Brennan believes in D&D
100% Not A Fish Aubry Hepburn, fangoria, harry houdini, and croquet he can't swim he can't dance and he doesn't know karate hehe don't get it sorry I'm so emo
Well, I am not Ok with this reference ;)
100% Not A Fish I think you're a fish
Ouch
THE ABSOLUTE HUMOR OF RUclips REFUSING TO STOP RECCOMENDING THIS VIDEO TO ME TIL I FINALLY WATCHED IT AFTER MY DAD AND DOG DIED 10 DAYS APART THE HUMOR OF THE UNIVERSE IS INCREDIBLE
I love Brennen so much he is gonna save this channel
Until he inevitably leaves one day like Zac
Shirshanya Roy so true though
Yes. Throw the rest of cast under the bus.
This channel has been growing for over 10 years. The only thing Brennen could save the channel from is growth.
How so? The average view count on videos has overall declined since the earlier days
jake and amir was most of chs views
So glad Brennan is a part of CH now. He’s fitting in great!
"Only a pedantic uncaring a nerd would choose this moment to..."
Way to be self aware man haha
Definitely an "I need to say this out loud to remind myself otherwise I'm going to explode into a shower of uncaring pedantry" moment.
Can someone please make a list of Brennan’s amazing and smooth responses?
0:29 Actually, I subscribe to the idea of dog-heaven being set in human-heaven; Their reward is life with their best friend ever.
I think this is the funniest college humour sketch so far 😂 The acting, that one vertigo effect, literally everything is hilarious
Oh god, Brennan is me in every conversation with my mom.
The stress that Brennan is under during this conversation is beautiful because it conveys how it feels to talk to “~spiritual~” people 😂
4:05 ya what makes it darker? Sometimes it is easier to believe in all that other stuff, then to believe that you can make a difference in the world.
I have to remember the line, I’m unfamiliar with your beliefs
Darkdjinn79 ♥♥♥I AGREE. THE ONLY THING IS, IT GOES BOTH WAYS. IN FACT, BOTH AMONG THEISTS AND ATHEISTS, THERE ARE THOSE WHO DO NOT SHOW LOGICAL REASONING AND COMMON SENSE BUT THERE ARE SOME WHO DO. A THEIST AND AN ATHEIST ARE BOTH LIKE HIGHLY ADVANCED VIDEOGAME NPC'S IN AN MMO RPG. THE OTHER ONE BELIEVES THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A LEAD VIDEOGAME DEVELOPER WHILE THE OTHER ONE BELIEVES THAT THERE IS SUCH THING AS A LEAD VIDEOGAME DEVELOPER BUT HE OR SHE JUST DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH THAT LEAD VIDEOGAME DEVELOPER AND DOES NOT KNOW ANY WAY TO PROVE IT TO THE OTHER VIDEOGAME NPC'S.♥♥♥
The realest part of this whole thing is how stressed people get when they believe in all the outward things to help their situation when it isn't much easier to see it practically for what it is, but it's healthier
I'll definitely use my Anubis Wish to take this video with me when I die and cross the Styx into Oz.
holy shit
so wrong on the info
so right in the delivery
Is that on the way to valhalla?
No but Car Heaven is right after it, near dog heaven, you’ve gone too far if you’ve entered Olympus
@@GayBastich you sure its not helheim?
What about Elysium? Or the Field of Reeds?
All of the humor involving brennan is completely revolved around him being a good person
This is a great example of how to make two people talking work as a sketch. You always hear "show, don't tell" and I think in most cases that's true. But what makes this work is that there's actually an emotional story between the two characters that is interesting and that's why it's a good sketch.
That ending was the purest family friendly thing ive ever seen
Well, she does fly, so who are we to question her beliefs?
Could her brother not use his god wish to save the dog? And could Crystal Magic not bolster your immune system and provide clarity for it to see past the deceptive hormone defenses of the tumor?
He doesn't get a god wish because he was relegated to car heaven, you only get a god wish if you get into real heaven
her brother died before all this so he didn't know.
I love Brennan and this was the most relatable atheist skit ever. Almost every atheist has experienced this.
me ne frego on the contrary I think the religious are more likely to propagate to the bereaved of any kind. For example the do "spiritual 12 step addiction plans"
me ne frego and last I remember it was Christians (Westboro Baptist) that chose to attend people's burials to rejoice over the death of "sinners"
me ne frego religious twelve step addiction plans are usually pretty occultic in nature from the ones I have heard of. I'm not even trying to attack Christians here so chill.
Lucky Generalizing christians by using the very extreme minority (who barely qualify as christians) as an example. Great argument there. You seem very enlightened.
Camazotz 4444 I never generalized based on a few. I stated a truth: Christians of all kinds are more likely than atheists to propagate to the bereaved. And no, you don't have the authority to tell me what a real Christian is or isn't.
"If I use anymore of my 'the secret powers'"
“The ghost in my house died”
A line so simple yet beautiful
The most unrealistic thing is that Brennan doesn't know what an Augur is.
Ahura Mazda! That's Zoroastrianism! A religion has been identified.
1:56 Brennan completely forgot that her father is dying.
"thankfully the ghost in my house died"
Pardon me, what
But what if you hit a dog with your car, what then?
maybe like a venn diagram middle of car and dog heaven... maybe I'm looking too much into this.
You get a shovel.
But if a human gets hit by a car they go to car heaven so wouldn’t it be the same?
By the videos logic the dog would go to car heaven, anything that dies on the road will
Dual citizenship?
The music and editing add so much to this
I was expecting him to say alcohol
Joseph Stalin Stalin was bad, anarchism is good
eliza shut up or you'll be gulagged
As in: "I have a strong conviction in Vodka/whiskey..."?
I was expecting him to say prescription drugs, cause, you know, Murica
Brennan: Every day you wake up and choose to be kind.
Me, having suppressed my giant crush on him for the whole video until now: OKAY that's it. This man is PERFECTION and no one can tell me otherwise.
Swing and a miss!
That's what doesn't happen when Brennan is in a sketch.
"Car heaven."
(Heavy breathing)
I swear Brennan was the *best* thing to happen to CollegeHumor.
Jeez, should have offered your God wish to send her dog to people heaven, you're so selfish.
Jelloz104 why not just use your god wish to make Halloween last more than once a year🤷♂️
You don't get your God wish till you're dead, why waste my God wish on the living?
Wouldn't the dog get a god wish when it goes to people heaven?
It does but dogs are notorious for being wild cards. :/
Jelloz104 To heck with that! Use your God wish to go to dog heaven
When world history prepares you for when CollegeHumor references Ahuramazda
Yeah Ahura Mazda is how God was called in ancient Persia, he is associated with both light and fire and heat .
Zoroastrianism
mitra iranii I don’t think it’s totally fair to equate Ahura Mazda with the Abrahamic God. There are similarities (particularly since Judaism adopted some elements from Zoroastrianism while living under the Persian empire) but Zoroastrianism isn’t Monotheistic but Dualistic, believing that Ahura Mazda was a God of light, fire and truth in Contrast with Agra Manyu an equally powerful God of darkness, evil and lies. The Abrahamic faiths have generally held that God was omnipotent (with demons and the Devil largely just being more of annoyances than any real threat) while in Zoroastrianism it’s more of an evenly matched struggle.
If it weren't for Zoroastranism we wouldn't have our monotheistic Abrahamic religions!!! Psyched CH wrote this in 🥰🥰🥰 History nerds unite👩🏫 👨🏫