No you have a stalker and until you have one you will not understand how helpless and stress you will be. They will suck all the joy out your life and left you mad all the time. The woman you like and interested in will not need to stalk you, its the one you can't wait to get away from.
@@oldandbitter I am not your friend, never be. I don’t be friends with simps, i have standards, i only be friends with person who show respect to themselves. Go clean her shoes average looking guy peasant.
Kalani Rogers is insanely adorable and beautiful and has a nice cute personality. I love that about her. She cheers me up every time. Keep these coming.
Usually, the woman who does this to you is not the one you like. It may seem cute and innocent but wait until it happens to you, its stressful as hell to have someone you don't like pursuing you relentlessly.
Because women dont need to do this. If you find an actual woman that does this, she weighs 300-350 pounds. Its not a thin woman or someone who looks like Kalani
...which ALLLWAYS ends up with you "releasing your stress": between her "cabbage patch" in a grudge bust and loving the fact you hate her, and hatin' the fact you love her and didn't turtle wax dem cinnabunz earlier that what came to be...! It's always a method to the madness! P.S., she not the type that will always lose im her pursuit: And she KNOWS IT: that's why she's par se, "Relentless" as you pointed out! She DEF "Mrs. USA" merch... Easy work on dat inevitable award...!
Kalani always has the best role-reversal skits. And i would try to resist and play hard-to-get for a bit because we know she likes the chase... But eventually id give in
She was circling bro like a shark on that bike. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jaws music please 😂
DEFINITLEY 😂😂 that bike was everywhere with her like deebo from Friday lmao
😂😂😂😂
Shiiii I'm down for her
Her energy is the best
I agree ☝️
she is the best fr 😂
💯
On God its another level
She so beautiful ❤❤❤❤
Ong 😩
most definitely she is
Your not lying about that.
Its 2024, these days we say "bootyfull". Common bro, show some respect 😅
@@georgepirpiris7309cringe
She funny and beautiful! Dangerous combination!
“I know you like me”…”I don’t” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
- things that would never happen to her in real life.
Her hitting that curb while riding her bike was funny AF lol
1:44 the curb almost won that one 😂😂😂
They both almost broke character 😅
That yelp 😂
That’s professional acting tho😂😂😂😂
Every Netflix & chill victim’s last words: “So you just trying to like watch a tv show or something? And that’s it? 🤔”
"Victim", killa!? 🤣
Yea, dat bout sum it up!
A** be gourmet'd after they thought it was sweet...! 🤦🏾♂️
If only women were really like this..the world would be a happier place.
but would it tho ?
Yeah right, only one dude would be a 30 times baby daddy in one year
Bro I’m sorry to break it to you if they act like this that means they obsessed with you and you probably being stalked 😂
No you have a stalker and until you have one you will not understand how helpless and stress you will be. They will suck all the joy out your life and left you mad all the time. The woman you like and interested in will not need to stalk you, its the one you can't wait to get away from.
People saying no but its true tho
She’s gorgeous man real sh*t and her energy is on point
Average simp confirmed.
Who tf made yo btch azz king?
@@JamFlava1 Don't call yourself a simp. We're all friends here.
@@oldandbitter I am not your friend, never be. I don’t be friends with simps, i have standards, i only be friends with person who show respect to themselves. Go clean her shoes average looking guy peasant.
She lokey showing y’all females how to approach and win !!!
😂 Would you go for such a woman?
@@kaumohlamonyane272HELL YEAHHHH !!!
@@kaumohlamonyane272Hell yeahhhh !!!
@@deanajunwa7455 I ain't too sure man🤣😅 maybe, maybe not. Is a bit spooky man.
@@kaumohlamonyane272 yes I would
Petition for girls to start doing this
no cap they gotta be funny already tho my g.. lol 😂. some girls be all awkward and too cool
@@pstrilla if a girl is good looking she could lowkey be cringe and still have a chance lol
@@faidaimaidai Happens all the time, they do whatever they want
@@mvib1604No cap 😂
@@faidaimaidai i would rather have a cringe girlfriend than a lifeless zombie one. atleast mentally 🗿
Kalani Rogers is insanely adorable and beautiful and has a nice cute personality. I love that about her. She cheers me up every time. Keep these coming.
"lemme just like get in yuh home" is a wild sentence💀
Bless up sister 💯 🇬🇧 🇯🇲
I LOVE this woman! She's funny. I wish you the best, always.
the bike has me ctfu 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
I folded with the Jamaica shirt.
WICKEEY!
SHHABBA!!!
😆👌🏾
The bicycle just made It weirder 😂😂😂😂😂
As someone who always thinks about talking to random girls in public I don't know and sometimes does, this hits.
I love how she plays the desperate girl when she knows damn well that no man would turn her down. 😂
Him: "Best not look back , neither"
Her: 👀
Him: 🥴
I like you for real shiiid! I want ALL that energy lol!💯💯💯💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿
The look back at the end tho 😂😂😂😂 TOOK ME OUT LMAOOOOO
“Good Luck Wit That” Lmaooo 😭
Love her skits , she's a special talent . 😅
"Naw im straight"
You sure dude? 😂
She is fine.
Big up mi Jamaican queen, blessed ❤
Usually, the woman who does this to you is not the one you like. It may seem cute and innocent but wait until it happens to you, its stressful as hell to have someone you don't like pursuing you relentlessly.
Because women dont need to do this. If you find an actual woman that does this, she weighs 300-350 pounds.
Its not a thin woman or someone who looks like Kalani
...which ALLLWAYS ends up with you "releasing your stress":
between her "cabbage patch" in a grudge bust and loving the fact you hate her, and hatin' the fact you love her and didn't turtle wax dem cinnabunz earlier that what came to be...!
It's always a method to the madness!
P.S., she not the type that will always lose im her pursuit:
And she KNOWS IT:
that's why she's par se,
"Relentless" as you pointed out!
She DEF "Mrs. USA" merch...
Easy work on dat inevitable award...!
I like the longer or extended play reels 🔥 see you providing more value, more please
Fine self ❤❤❤
Wow, she's jamaican 🌴💯💛
If you want a hug, I'm not gonna deny you a hug. Just don't get too frisky.😂😂
Bike circling while tryna holler is crazy 😆
Thanks kalani for the funny content 😂
Damn the simmpin is crazy
@@lile4life713Damn,u don't like women bruh.If you're not into females just say that.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly 😭😭😂😂💪🏾💪🏾
I had a girl like this at work😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅this a real thing😅😅😅😅
They think your gay if you don’t
Boi her n that Jamaica shirt she can get whatever she want
Kalani is so pretty and she so funny, the way she plays these crazy women in her skits.
I definitely want a hug 🥰
Kalani is high-key great with props. The inching forward with the bike and and hitting the curb were hilarious. 😂
0:41 this street is a skater’s nightmare lol
I don’t think that bump was planned 😂😂😂😂
I wish I had his problem
Trust me, you don't
It's not as fun as it looks....
@@Dee-lp7lo fr...
@@Dee-lp7losuffering from success
When you're on your purpose this is the last thing you want.
The ending 😂 “better not look back either” “kmt, omg” 😄
She is beautiful
A Dime with hella personality, can’t be matched
Bet that e-bike got expensed as a business purchase too. K is to dope with the content!!!
Kalani is awesome…victimise me 😂 her bluff game is wild stupid 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
BEST ENERGY EVER
the look back at the end is epic lol
She's does that role reversal too well.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I was hearing the Deebo theme when she was circling him on the bike. "What you got on my forty?!"
That Jamaica shirt is winning 🇯🇲
She looks pretty good.
lmaoooo the way she riding that bike around him just tryna talk it up got me 🤣🤣🤣
Kalani always has the best role-reversal skits. And i would try to resist and play hard-to-get for a bit because we know she likes the chase... But eventually id give in
That bike getting you in trouble 🫢 trouble 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 she must be the keeper 💍
😂😂😂😂😂😂
She came to my crib and drank up all my captain Morgan rum 🥃 why is the rum gone!😒😂😂😂😂😂
Amazing vibes
Very cute 🥰 and hilarious 😆
🤣 I ❤ the chemistry 🫡🫡🤣
can’t even lie that face change at the end got me 😂
Her on that back 😂😂😂😂 her videos is always funny.
She a good actor
Kalani, I'll give you a hug 🤗🤗🤗
That side-eye get me every time...😂
He want a hug
nah she wanted a hug till she start feelin herself 😂 with her Lil fine self
The bike section really got me giggling lol
She's wilding!😂
"That's how my bike moves"😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 She said "My bike goes where it wants me to be"
U can give me a hug and bother me whenever you want 😂😂😂
I love her energy
Ancestors, send me a woman like this 🙏🏾
Kalani cappin she was on it applying pressure
I'm glad she looked back after making sure no traffic....😂
She is so incredibly beautiful 😍 damn!!
YOOOO Not the bicycle shark circle!!! I ain't seen that since I was a teenager. HILARIUOS!
Gorgeous 🎉🎉🎉
Love your Jamaican top.❤
You wear it well
Jamaica ‘ Jamaicaaaaaaaa😂
You’re way too adorable 💙😘
I'm pretty sure she can get at least 5 new friends a day for the next 5 years and still have a waiting list.
From beginning to end 😂😂😂
If only more girls were like this
Dude said "better not look back either" then said omg 😂
Shout out to that bike seat: Double cheeked up. 😂
The funniest thing is she playing this in reverse
Her eyes at the end.😂
This basically J Cole riding his bike tryna get with the baddest chick from his town 😂 😂
look mad good on that bike😮💨
Yams going BRAAZY on the bike
I like her so much. So funny..
I love her. She flips the script by pretending to be like us dummy boys 😂😂😂
I had to subscribe she's so funny!🤣
I like the longer videos!!!!
I'm betting she gives good hugs , those zombie can't detach hugs 😂
A Kalani and 50fitch collab would be hilarious.
1:55 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌✅. THE CRIB 😜