What Were Palpatine's FINAL Thoughts While Falling Down The Death Star Reactor Shaft?

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  • @minicle426
    @minicle426 2 года назад +1511

    "What was I thinking having a shaft installed here!?"

    • @thechaosinsurgency1578
      @thechaosinsurgency1578 2 года назад +71

      “Oh now I remember it’s fun to toss people down with force Push… I’m getting really close to the c-“

    • @chaorazul_4477
      @chaorazul_4477 2 года назад +13

      Another option would be: Well… shit.

    • @hiro7489
      @hiro7489 2 года назад +32

      "CLEAR MY BROWSER HISTORY!!!"

    • @thechaosinsurgency1578
      @thechaosinsurgency1578 2 года назад +7

      @@hiro7489 “oh wait I don’t need to I lead the galaxy I can smash anyone I want”

    • @TjPrime101
      @TjPrime101 2 года назад

      @@chaorazul_4477 mm pmpppnoonnp ok onnooninonbknob no bonbon ooo onn Nooo on nnnnnnonnn

  • @xfloatz921
    @xfloatz921 2 года назад +379

    “Exploded at the bottom of the reactor shaft”
    *Somehow returns*

    • @captainnapalm8207
      @captainnapalm8207 2 года назад +13

      This is from the Expanded Universe, not Cannon. The EU is WAY better than Cannon.

    • @contemporarilyancient
      @contemporarilyancient 2 года назад +19

      @@captainnapalm8207 do you mean european union as EU sorry I am dumb for star wars.

    • @captainnapalm8207
      @captainnapalm8207 2 года назад +15

      @@contemporarilyancient I was just using EU as an abbreviation for Expanded Universe. Some people also call it Star Wars Legends. It's basically everything that came before the Disney takeover. When Disney bought out Star Wars, they reset the entire timeline. If I remember correctly, they only kept the 6 live action movies, plus the Clone Wars movie and TV show. They essentially erased all of the books that had been written over ~37 years. If you ever get the opportunity to read them, I recommend that you start with the original Thrawn Trilogy by Timothy Zahn. Just keep in mind that they are two completely different timelines, and that the latest sequels (Force Awakens, Solo, The Mandolorian, Rebels, etc) don't exist. It's a lot to keep track of, but trust me, the old books are SO much better than the new ones. 👍

    • @contemporarilyancient
      @contemporarilyancient 2 года назад +5

      @@captainnapalm8207 oh ok thank you so much😊😊

    • @deadlyspore3354
      @deadlyspore3354 2 года назад

      No he didn’t

  • @bramderacourt9499
    @bramderacourt9499 2 года назад +251

    "Geez, I sure wish I wasn't falling to my death right now."

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 2 года назад +6

      "Oof, such a bummer..." - Sidious

    • @Kerpkoop
      @Kerpkoop 2 года назад +4

      “That’s rough, buddy”

    • @trevorphillips8415
      @trevorphillips8415 2 года назад

      Some random asshole-“WISH GRANTED!”

  • @Greyhound706
    @Greyhound706 2 года назад +3027

    He exploded and never came back for the rest of Star Wars cannon

    • @classicopop2158
      @classicopop2158 2 года назад +461

      The prequels, and the original trilogy was sensational, but such a shame they didnt make a sequel...

    • @b.johnathanwarriorinagarde7980
      @b.johnathanwarriorinagarde7980 2 года назад +262

      @@classicopop2158 They'll get to it one day soon, too good a franchise to let go to waste.

    • @gentlemancharmander4411
      @gentlemancharmander4411 2 года назад +23

      Correct, however his clone did

    • @Greyhound706
      @Greyhound706 2 года назад +134

      @@gentlemancharmander4411 What clone there was never a clone in cannon

    • @gentlemancharmander4411
      @gentlemancharmander4411 2 года назад +34

      @@Greyhound706 oh, I guess you didn’t know, don’t worry, a lot of people miss things like this because Star Wars loves to reveal lore in the books lol.
      Anyway, the emperor had a contingency set aside for his death, by use of clones. He had been trying to create a force sensitive clone that to take over if he died (I’m pretty sure he actually posses the clone with his force spirit, but I can’t remember for certain) it’s actually one of the failed clones that escaped and became Rey’s grandfather. But the one pulling the strings in the sequels is one of the force sensitive clones.
      They actually do make a brief reference to this in episode nine by showing snoke to be a clone

  • @fattail01
    @fattail01 2 года назад +645

    "Damn... never got a chance to execute order 69."

    • @cornbreadloverrr
      @cornbreadloverrr 2 года назад +44

      actually in legends a younger Palpatine was a player

    • @ReklessTW
      @ReklessTW 2 года назад +13

      @jm gee eh I’m pretty sure Rey’s dad was just a clone of palpatine so idk

    • @jonathonmohammed1671
      @jonathonmohammed1671 2 года назад +6

      @@ReklessTW makes sense. If Force unleashed 2 taught us anything is that the clone process is imperfect.

    • @Synxclips
      @Synxclips 2 года назад +9

      @jm gee Rey isn’t real
      How dare you say the sequels are cannon

    • @partyelixir1265
      @partyelixir1265 2 года назад +4

      @jm gee Palps has a grandaughter?

  • @Kerpkoop
    @Kerpkoop 2 года назад +36

    “Yeah, that’s me.. you’re probably wondering how I got he-“ *explodes*

  • @crispykringlecakes5702
    @crispykringlecakes5702 2 года назад +318

    This was covered in the robot chicken parody

    • @decades1912
      @decades1912 2 года назад +18

      Darth Jar Jar intensifies

    • @adamallen8787
      @adamallen8787 2 года назад +7

      Unfortunately I can’t actually find palpatine falling down the reactor shaft on RUclips anymore, I used to be able to find them all from robot chicken

    • @creativemediaportfolio4502
      @creativemediaportfolio4502 2 года назад

      @@adamallen8787 i just found it, just searched palpatine falling robot chicken

    • @adamallen8787
      @adamallen8787 2 года назад

      @@creativemediaportfolio4502 Heeeell ya link it to me

    • @creativemediaportfolio4502
      @creativemediaportfolio4502 2 года назад

      @@adamallen8787 ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

  • @chance20m
    @chance20m 2 года назад +145

    Probably "OHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!"

  • @brandonmshrock
    @brandonmshrock 2 года назад +69

    His final thoughts were “please don’t let some mouse exhume my body for a quick buck”

    • @Ujuani68
      @Ujuani68 2 года назад +1

      Good one!

    • @kateofone
      @kateofone 10 месяцев назад

      His thoughts were damn the heroes ruined my evil plans

  • @ViktorVildras
    @ViktorVildras 2 года назад +275

    His last thoughts: "The look on their faces when I come back in 30 years for no reason and ruin Vader's redemption is gonna be epic!"

    • @jacquesnouvel6436
      @jacquesnouvel6436 2 года назад +3

      How evil !

    • @partyelixir1265
      @partyelixir1265 2 года назад +12

      And I gonna be beaten by some random lady who had no training all her life

    • @ViktorVildras
      @ViktorVildras 2 года назад +9

      @@partyelixir1265 "I know, I will tell her I am her Grandpa/Daddy even though that would make no sense, just to cause the most confusion possible!"

    • @ZootedUchiha
      @ZootedUchiha Год назад +1

      literally lmaooo

    • @1hitk.owarrior248
      @1hitk.owarrior248 6 месяцев назад

      Even though Palpatine returned, Vader still returned to the light, that’s all that matters. What do you mean “ruined”?

  • @spartanpozzum6855
    @spartanpozzum6855 2 года назад +6

    "You're probably thinking how I got myself in this situation"

  • @batsignal3469
    @batsignal3469 2 года назад +290

    His last thoughts were:" I should've cleared my internet browser!"

  • @Relic827
    @Relic827 2 года назад +5

    “Good thing I’m a clone or I have lots of clones or some bullshit”

  • @risky2166
    @risky2166 2 года назад +8

    So Palpatine indirectly make Luke meet his future wife?
    "Execute order 69"
    -Palpatine probably

  • @darkfact3137
    @darkfact3137 2 года назад +939

    “Somehow I’ll return for a crappy new trilogy”

    • @OrthodoxWrld
      @OrthodoxWrld 2 года назад +16

      Accurate

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 2 года назад +25

      I'm glad we're allowed to say this now without being accused of being a bigot.

    • @GrifterTheBoyIdiot
      @GrifterTheBoyIdiot 2 года назад +20

      @@MeanBeanComedy fax
      .
      The new trilogy is all over the place
      Why not just make a Knights of the old republic movie
      Or a force unleashed movie
      If not better yet a movie based on the mandalorian
      There are so many good ideas out there and they just chose another jedi related theme

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 2 года назад +13

      @@GrifterTheBoyIdiot I'd rather they make *NO* more movies at a until George Lucas is invited back.

    • @GrifterTheBoyIdiot
      @GrifterTheBoyIdiot 2 года назад +4

      @@MeanBeanComedy you know what?
      I agree man.
      Although they could get Jon Favreu

  • @Owen2633
    @Owen2633 2 года назад +6

    Palpatine: *explodes in the reactor of the Death Star*
    J.J. Abrams: “Imma pretend like that didn’t happen.”

  • @batvader6894
    @batvader6894 2 года назад +13

    Me: sees Mara Jade and Mary Jane
    “I was looking through some old photos and it looks very uhhh… similar”

    • @sergiocalvillo6182
      @sergiocalvillo6182 Год назад

      Kinda funny how similar Luke and Mara are to Spidey and Mary.

  • @Tacobell1384
    @Tacobell1384 2 года назад +44

    I'm pretty sure his last thoughts were "I'll return eventually... Somehow"

    • @Tacobell1384
      @Tacobell1384 2 года назад

      @@user_name_redacted yup. J. J. Abrams

  • @makoman295
    @makoman295 2 года назад +92

    Much to his surprise?
    Oh yeah I'm sure threatening to kill his son on top of decades of raising him as an apprentice on a relationship built on lies and deceit on both sides had nothing to do with him tossing you into the core.

    • @dragerien2
      @dragerien2 2 года назад +4

      In his defense, he assumed he had broken Vader to such a degree, that he could threaten Vader and almost kill him several times without so much as a word out of place. It's only in the sequal trilogy do they make it that he assumes Vader will betray him.
      He even stopped following the Rule of 2, assuming his own power to grand to ever need to have an apprentice usurp him.

    • @makoman295
      @makoman295 2 года назад

      @@dragerien2 The whole point to the rule of 2 is having a master to have power and an apprentice to desire that power. Just because Palpatine didn't follow the rule doesn't mean Vader didn't. Vader planned on having Luke join him to usurp the emperor and even before that he was training Starkiller. Vader knew that his body was basically made to serve Palpatine so anything he did to kill him had to be indirect. And even then Palpatine's plan was to trade in for a younger and probably better Skywalker who would start the process over again. Which would keep his rule of 1 going as long as he cycled through apprentice before they had a chance to kill him.

    • @dragerien2
      @dragerien2 2 года назад +2

      @@makoman295 but he had so many more Sith under his command. He forsook the rule of 2 because he felt he had achieved his power goals and thought himself so secure at that point. Having the whole inquisition, secret apprentices, and constantly just trying to find his next best apprentice.

    • @makoman295
      @makoman295 2 года назад +1

      @@dragerien2 During the Battle of Endor he told his guards to leave. He trusted in Vader to either kill Luke and remain his apprentice or Luke killing Vader and taking his father's place.
      Also, he never really believed in the rule of two in the first place when he started training Maul and then Dooku immediately after. The whole point of the rule is so the Sith can train in secret while the Jedi were the dominant force in the galaxy. What Palpatine did ended up being what Bane wanted to prevent as what should have just been 2 sith turned into the Sith making a reamergence, their revenge if you will. But your right he did feel safe being the emperor that it didn't matter even if it did make him a massive target for the Jedi.

  • @russ109
    @russ109 2 года назад +4

    Final thought “I’LL BE BACK.”

  • @demanien7722
    @demanien7722 2 года назад +2

    His last thought was: aaaaahhhhhhhhh

  • @darthvader6533
    @darthvader6533 2 года назад +8

    “Ill be back”

    • @kateofone
      @kateofone 10 месяцев назад

      You haven’t heard the last of me heroes

  • @mallardbeacon6502
    @mallardbeacon6502 2 года назад +28

    His final thoughts were " have you ever heard the story of darth plagueis the wise?"

  • @imatwigz_5157
    @imatwigz_5157 Месяц назад +1

    He was like “OH FUCK IMA BOUT TO DIE”

  • @breakingpoint3719
    @breakingpoint3719 2 года назад +12

    Wait a minute Vader killed the emperor. Doesn't that mean he did bring balance and was the chosen one?

    • @vain.a2
      @vain.a2 2 года назад +7

      thats what george lucas said

    • @BCreep234
      @BCreep234 2 года назад +3

      Yeah but then JJ said somehow he survived and it basically made vaders sacrifice pointless

    • @JadedParanoia
      @JadedParanoia 2 года назад +1

      @@BCreep234 clones

    • @mrtroll7849
      @mrtroll7849 2 года назад

      @@JadedParanoia that’s a load of bullshit

  • @jakesaathoff1725
    @jakesaathoff1725 2 года назад +1

    I'd imagine he's singing "My Way" like Perfect Cell from tfs.

  • @Commander_Raveth
    @Commander_Raveth 2 года назад +35

    *why meeeeeeeeee*
    *hey look, those legs look familiar*
    Continues screaming...

    • @Idontknowwhattowrite150
      @Idontknowwhattowrite150 2 года назад +2

      Maul hanging from an antenna: yo, Palp, is that you ?
      Palpatine: yes, apparently big holes are a very big weakness as we seem to fall down them a lot. Also, you look a bi-
      Maul: Don’t you dare

    • @Commander_Raveth
      @Commander_Raveth 2 года назад +1

      @@Idontknowwhattowrite150 and yet another plot "hole"😁

    • @Idontknowwhattowrite150
      @Idontknowwhattowrite150 2 года назад +1

      @@Commander_Raveth I’m waiting for the part where Ray throws Kylo Ren and he backflips into safety because apparently his name isn’t “Darth” nor is he a Sith

    • @Commander_Raveth
      @Commander_Raveth 2 года назад

      @@Idontknowwhattowrite150 Han: Ata Boy thats the spirit!!

    • @Idontknowwhattowrite150
      @Idontknowwhattowrite150 2 года назад +1

      @@Commander_Raveth (he says as he himself has fallen down a big hole)

  • @friccle_
    @friccle_ 2 года назад +2

    “Lol ill be fine”

  • @Michael-xp5mw
    @Michael-xp5mw 2 года назад +19

    Emperor palpatine should not have been surprised when his apprentice killed him that is the way of the Sith!!!
    Palpatine probably knew at that moment that his apprentice was no longer Darth Vader and had returned to being Anakin Skywalker a master Jedi?

  • @TheLuiguacol
    @TheLuiguacol 2 года назад

    It was at this moment he knew he f&$*@ up. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @minnijawsx9060
    @minnijawsx9060 2 года назад +4

    Probably AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @cbalt2243
    @cbalt2243 2 года назад +14

    Somehow palp-NO
    bu-NOPE
    Palpatine died here let it be

  • @ZeKermet
    @ZeKermet 9 месяцев назад +1

    "THIS SON OF A SITH-"

  • @alvodisco
    @alvodisco 2 года назад

    "Woah woah woah You ever have one of those moments where you think "How did I get here?"

  • @that_one_reply8805
    @that_one_reply8805 2 года назад

    Palpatine’s mind: where’s my uno reverse card?

  • @absolutegarbage3654
    @absolutegarbage3654 2 года назад +2

    "Vader are we good is this a bit you're doing...?"

  • @amvcentral9198
    @amvcentral9198 2 года назад +1

    “ Nice, mans finally got the high ground ”

  • @Benjamin-gw4bb
    @Benjamin-gw4bb 2 года назад

    "Ii beliive i can flyyyy" realises "nevermind"

  • @jonathonmohammed1671
    @jonathonmohammed1671 2 года назад

    Emperor falling down..." I'll have my revenge!!"

  • @depresseywolf3860
    @depresseywolf3860 2 года назад

    Probably something along the lines of "Ouch!"

  • @rdc2021
    @rdc2021 6 месяцев назад

    "Ngl good job Vader, the apprentice has become the master. Good luck ruling my crumbling eeeeeemmmmpppirrrreeeee

  • @CATCHTHERAINB0W_
    @CATCHTHERAINB0W_ 2 года назад

    Love how “FINAL” is in caps in the title.

  • @user-jo8mh1jm4l
    @user-jo8mh1jm4l 2 года назад

    Probably “ah f*ck well I guess I’ll be back somehow soon”

  • @NightshadeReaper66
    @NightshadeReaper66 2 года назад +1

    "Dang it, I should have listened to OSHA and added handrails."

  • @_____Neo___
    @_____Neo___ 2 года назад

    "Ah yes I could go for a nice hot cup of earl grey tea right now, dear Vader would you tell the waiter to ... ahh crap"

  • @rafalesousa6781
    @rafalesousa6781 2 года назад

    Palpatine:
    -This is fine....

  • @richardwolf7696
    @richardwolf7696 2 года назад

    As confirmed in the final movie. Man was too angry to die

  • @invincible9462
    @invincible9462 2 года назад +1

    “I really hope my clones are ready”

  • @ruledtrendy5066
    @ruledtrendy5066 9 месяцев назад

    "at least I wasn't chinned by a lass"

  • @Josh501st
    @Josh501st 2 года назад +1

    His thoughts were “I LEFT MY KEYS ON MY CHAIRRRRRRR”

  • @mynameisNeo369
    @mynameisNeo369 11 месяцев назад

    "welp, time to float to Exegol"

  • @kurtt.6249
    @kurtt.6249 7 месяцев назад

    "I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHHHHlllllllllllTTTTT!"

  • @PastelJackal
    @PastelJackal 11 месяцев назад

    He thought hmm did I leave the stove on

  • @RJstudiosYT
    @RJstudiosYT 10 месяцев назад +1

    By bringing palpatine back they destroyed Vaders redemption and reason to turn good.
    Literally spitted on anakins/Vaders death
    The only time palpatine was truly afraid,that scream as he fell was well delivered

  • @SuperNicktendoEntertainment
    @SuperNicktendoEntertainment 2 года назад

    "Better put my spirit in a force USB for the clone"

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад

    _"If you strike me down, I shall become even more powerful than you can ever imagine..."_
    _- Emperor Palpatine's Final Thoughts before being Revived by Darth Mouse_

  • @基督教是光和道路
    @基督教是光和道路 2 года назад

    "Fuck, I left the kettle on".

  • @GeorgeFloyd2
    @GeorgeFloyd2 2 года назад

    i think he was thinking “oh no i’m falling”

  • @burakkaya9149
    @burakkaya9149 2 года назад

    "Oh no, my killing streak"

  • @orangeoblivion
    @orangeoblivion 2 года назад

    He thought, “Good thing I’m just a clone and the real Palpatine is on some desolate Sith planet hooked up to machines.”

  • @seimen4348
    @seimen4348 2 года назад

    "Fuck, not again."

  • @papazomberu
    @papazomberu 2 года назад +3

    "Lucky I set up that cloning facility on Exegol"

  • @wiremuporter5044
    @wiremuporter5044 Год назад

    I remember reading the dark horse shit were he transferred his consciousness into cloness.
    Also remember reading another version that after duel with Yoda you never see Palpatine again.
    He stayed hidden and sent out multiple clones as his doubles

  • @xxjayxxdiazxx
    @xxjayxxdiazxx 2 года назад

    He thought "somehow, I'll return"

  • @MrHulltech2
    @MrHulltech2 5 месяцев назад

    His lasts thing he was thinking about was..."FUCK YOU"!!!!😂

  • @Higher-Ground
    @Higher-Ground 2 года назад

    “As he exploded falling down the reactor shaft”
    Disney:”So anyways he came back from the dead”

  • @minecrafter3448
    @minecrafter3448 2 года назад

    Did anyone else notice that he falls a lot faster the deeper he goes? Not like a steady increase, but a HUGE increase in speed.

  • @linusmeningitis2031
    @linusmeningitis2031 2 года назад

    "Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck"

  • @jimguppy7204
    @jimguppy7204 2 года назад

    "damn, talk about getting shafted"

  • @markfrank5937
    @markfrank5937 Год назад

    "Did I close the garage door?"

  • @Suplexgaming32
    @Suplexgaming32 2 года назад

    He was probably like “ain’t no fucking way bruh” 💀💀💀

  • @orutakawatenga8820
    @orutakawatenga8820 2 года назад +1

    This makes infinitely more sense than him somehow gripping on to the shaft.

  • @Spintechfilms
    @Spintechfilms 2 года назад +1

    Fairly sure his last thought was "I swear to Jabba they better not bring me back as a Zombie Clone"

  • @EF-fc4du
    @EF-fc4du 7 месяцев назад

    "Somehow, I'll return."

  • @christopherstone4336
    @christopherstone4336 2 года назад

    "Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiii did I leave my holo on? iiiiittt"

  • @lukaswithak4443
    @lukaswithak4443 2 года назад +1

    "Somehow, palpatine returned"

  • @King_Ice01
    @King_Ice01 2 года назад

    « My only regret is that I’m dying »

  • @SadJBomb
    @SadJBomb 2 года назад +1

    its be really weird of his thoughts were "oop, time to transfer into a clone and build ships with my cult buddies"
    very glad that never happened

  • @nfmusicpianocovers2013
    @nfmusicpianocovers2013 2 года назад

    This is way better then somehow getting magically cloned

  • @spanky411
    @spanky411 2 года назад

    Cant wait for jurassic park “somehow the indominius rex returned”

  • @battlefrontmain
    @battlefrontmain 2 года назад +13

    The somehow palpatine returned

  • @lostnotfound6969
    @lostnotfound6969 2 года назад

    Back to the old drawing board.

  • @Skege1000
    @Skege1000 2 года назад

    Hes last words before he died was: I'll Be Back

  • @NH1973
    @NH1973 6 месяцев назад

    "Somehow I returned"

  • @adamallen8787
    @adamallen8787 2 года назад

    If I was the emperor I would be immensely proud that the apprentice that had zero chance of overthrowing him because of his suit actually managed to do it

  • @Ghostofwar08.
    @Ghostofwar08. 2 года назад

    He thought " Disney will bring me back, it is their destiny"

  • @blah703
    @blah703 2 года назад

    "oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck"

  • @SK4M_Freal
    @SK4M_Freal 2 года назад

    Last thoughts were "I should have made that railing bigger and don't we have safety nets in this galaxy!"

  • @pickledwall1742
    @pickledwall1742 2 года назад

    His last thoughts were probably “ A surprise to be sure, but an unwelcome one”.

  • @ERElement77
    @ERElement77 2 года назад +1

    Disney: *about that*

  • @Nmax
    @Nmax 2 года назад +1

    Palpatine and Sidious died here. THE END.

  • @tillii4900
    @tillii4900 2 года назад

    No no no, it was " this shaft is smaller than mine "

  • @tap2359
    @tap2359 8 месяцев назад

    Sidious last thoughts: “I love democracy”

  • @trade4123
    @trade4123 2 года назад

    Robot Chicken on Adult Swim did his freeze frame thoughts best

  • @thunderbird0024
    @thunderbird0024 2 года назад

    First is was an aluminum Falcon.
    Second thought, I wonder if that extended warranty I got will cover the damage.

  • @marshmallowbudgie
    @marshmallowbudgie Год назад

    choir: "ooooooo OOOOOOOO"

  • @minhdo3482
    @minhdo3482 2 года назад +1

    "GERONIMO!!!!"

  • @daftspace3349
    @daftspace3349 2 года назад

    “Somehow I will return”

  • @clarklaw6416
    @clarklaw6416 2 года назад

    I'm so mad as won't ever get to see mara jade in the Star Wars cinematic universe

  • @misterchubbikins
    @misterchubbikins Год назад

    His thoughts were
    "Put me down you brute! Vader, is this some kind of bit? Are we good? AAAAHHHH!"