PORTAL 2 - All Wheatley & GLaDOS Quotes + Ending Boss Fight (Cutscenes Movie)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @videogamebossfights
    @videogamebossfights  3 года назад +222

    Thank you guys for the recent love shown on this video! I had all but given up on this channels purpose and this interest is very motivating to consider starting again.

  • @ing12542
    @ing12542 3 года назад +1605

    You know Wheatley and GLaDOS are pretty nice when they're not on attached to the faclity.

    • @Uniformtree000
      @Uniformtree000 3 года назад +383

      It's theorized that the facility frame is the main villain as it is corrupted and it corrupts the current core strapped on to it unless it was designed to specifically counter it.

    • @mrnonameyt
      @mrnonameyt 3 года назад +13

      Ye

    • @thomb.9013
      @thomb.9013 3 года назад +110

      I think it was the Caroline part of the facility. because when glados removed her she became nice even when attached to the facility

    • @doubletrouble5448
      @doubletrouble5448 3 года назад +130

      (Spoilers for Portal 2)
      Remember in the chapter “The Itch” where Wheatley says how he has this itch and the only way to scratch it is by doing tests on Chell?
      What if aperture science is a sort of metaphorical drug that Wheatley and GLaDOS have gotten addicted too? Cave Johnson even died because of the moon rocks, an overdose if you will.
      And the only person who survived through it is Chell, who actively broke and got out of the testing chambers.
      Could the Portal franchise this be a metaphor of sorts for drug abuse? Probably not but it’d make a cool video

    • @PappyP
      @PappyP 3 года назад +30

      @@doubletrouble5448 1. GLaDOS said specifically that she got past the itch for the science, and doesn’t feel it anymore
      2. The moon rocks were poisonous to breathe, and only someone attached to the mainframe can have the “itch”

  • @RUGER5264
    @RUGER5264 2 года назад +251

    I don’t know why but I love being the silent protagonist while 2 sentient AI are always arguing lol.

    • @chickennuggetman2593
      @chickennuggetman2593 Год назад +13

      yes quite the common occurrence

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 Год назад +7

      Lmao yes

    • @KiiBon
      @KiiBon Год назад +2

      Hate it when that happens

    • @AJTheSilence
      @AJTheSilence 7 месяцев назад +1

      Kinda ironic that the 2 AI has more emotion than the human protagonist

    • @bitchwholikesrobots
      @bitchwholikesrobots 2 месяца назад

      The core transfer scene is really funny when you remember that Chell is just standing there wanting to go the fuck home while these two robots are traumadumping and screaming at each other in front of her. Gives me the energy of that one vine of a guy going “can I PLEASE get a waffle” while two employees maul each other

  • @JiBo6969
    @JiBo6969 2 года назад +245

    Fun Fact: The space core is orbiting Wheatley because of how incredibly dense he is!

    • @chickennuggetman2593
      @chickennuggetman2593 Год назад +16

      incredible

    • @Moookar
      @Moookar Год назад +15

      This made me laugh irl, thank you

    • @milesdoblosky1619
      @milesdoblosky1619 10 месяцев назад +4

      I’ve thought to myself how that space scene is not realistic because the space core didn’t fly off, but now I finally get it.

    • @joeszymanski3540
      @joeszymanski3540 4 месяца назад

      Ha! Nice! 😂

  • @kevsshitposts6599
    @kevsshitposts6599 3 года назад +683

    23:10 my absolue favourite part. The whole passive aggressiveness of GLaDOS in this game is just amazing, but this one... this one is pure gold

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 3 года назад +20

      All of the passive aggressiveness from GLaDOS is priceless xD

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 3 года назад +47

      “That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file. On other people it look fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks ‘stupid’. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait, it’s a she. Still what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!”
      Edit 2024: this game is still hilarious and a masterpiece :)

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 Год назад +2

      lol

  • @AKASupernoober
    @AKASupernoober 3 года назад +574

    1:09:35 I love how the cube breaks down when PotatOS finishes her paradox.

    • @shybandit521
      @shybandit521 3 года назад +82

      Even the cube is smarter than Wheatley

    • @headshotsyouintf2
      @headshotsyouintf2 3 года назад +7

      @@shybandit521 sad but true, Wheatley really IS the dumbest moron who ever lived to not die to a paradox as a machine. ANY smart machine would have DIED

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 2 года назад +30

      But Wheatley’s too dumb to understand it was a paradox lol

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 Год назад +3

      lol

  • @stardragon8585
    @stardragon8585 3 года назад +389

    you know, this isn't a walkthrough. it is a masterfully edited game movie.

  • @JayTheBroducer
    @JayTheBroducer 2 года назад +265

    "Great work! Because this message is pre-recorded, any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."
    This is just pure gold!

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 2 года назад +14

      The announcer is not talked about enough, he’s really funny lol

    • @glenngriffon8032
      @glenngriffon8032 2 года назад +8

      Of all the lines in this game my favorite still comes from the narrator.
      "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future God help you"

  • @bar111a.5
    @bar111a.5 3 года назад +442

    1:09:43 if Wheatley heard that paradox before it can only mean someone else also tried to kill him in the past

    • @boiyas6518
      @boiyas6518 3 года назад +64

      I assume that the scientists, when creating him, asked him a paradox to make sure he was a moron.

    • @bar111a.5
      @bar111a.5 3 года назад +39

      @@boiyas6518 yea that makes sense

    • @thepowerofluck2432
      @thepowerofluck2432 2 года назад +11

      Probably glados

    • @Kekistani_Insurgent
      @Kekistani_Insurgent 2 года назад +13

      He’s also probably wrong about having heard it before

    • @chickennuggetman2593
      @chickennuggetman2593 2 года назад +46

      It doesn't kill him because hes too stupid to know what a paradox is.
      Fun fact, when glaDOS said the paradox, the cubes short-circuited, indicating they died from thinking of it too much.

  • @syntheticteapot
    @syntheticteapot 2 года назад +170

    I love how Wheatley doesn't seem bad at all. It was the corruption of the glados system that he was plugged into that corrupted him. Even glados felt the desperation and the necessity of her presence regardless of her own humanity returning.

  • @critixil
    @critixil 3 года назад +164

    "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future,God help you."
    -portal 2 announcer

  • @kiernanmooney6210
    @kiernanmooney6210 2 года назад +77

    "I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid youre about to become the immediate past President of the Being Alive club." Such a good line.

  • @draxgrek9880
    @draxgrek9880 2 года назад +67

    51:23 I just found out what wheatly was saying:
    You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual.

  • @agnizzab2913
    @agnizzab2913 3 года назад +241

    Wheatley is such a great teammate and such a great villan

  • @TheObservingConstalation
    @TheObservingConstalation 2 года назад +167

    36:22 is no one going to talk about this piece of dialogue that is foreshadowing what's going to happen later on?

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 2 года назад +47

      Wow, I never noticed that! It’s so funny how after GLaDOS (as a potato) gets stolen and pecked by a bird, she has a ptsd for birds lol (like in the DLC ending, which is pure gold)

    • @TAKV_gaming
      @TAKV_gaming Год назад +6

      The turret foreshadowed not just that, but the lemon rant, Caroline, and various other things that ended up being foreshadowing

    • @jhnyjoejoe69
      @jhnyjoejoe69 11 месяцев назад +2

      also Wheatly saying stinky humans forgetting Chell is a human then apologizing.

  • @runemaster8656
    @runemaster8656 Год назад +32

    16:57 Is such a horrifying idea made to make the player feel bad. For all the years Glados has been dead, she was forced to relive the last two minutes of the Portal 1 boss fight.

  • @raulthetorchic7324
    @raulthetorchic7324 3 года назад +120

    53:42 Best GLaDOS quote
    Change my mind

    • @FuryJack07
      @FuryJack07 Год назад +1

      "Oh hi.
      So, how are you holding up?
      BECAUSE *I'M A **_POTATO_* "

  • @sparklingchi4100
    @sparklingchi4100 2 года назад +134

    45:37-45:42 was actually my favorite part of the confrontation. Even if it's taken out of context, I love it

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 Год назад +2

      lol

    • @ascrinkleyfellow
      @ascrinkleyfellow Год назад +9

      *_(Sounds of Wheatley)_*
      *_(Glass shattering as Wheatley rolls into the cage)_*
      "Hello!
      _"...I Hate you so much."_

  • @duhrandomduh6242
    @duhrandomduh6242 3 года назад +267

    50:30 I know it’s supposed to be sad or something but that auto tuned AAAAA is so funny 😂

    • @_sam29
      @_sam29 3 года назад +7

      It's not sad and it's not funny

    • @tinawebb696
      @tinawebb696 3 года назад +8

      @@_sam29 then what is it!!

    • @_sam29
      @_sam29 3 года назад +31

      @@tinawebb696 Dramatic

    • @gold4963
      @gold4963 3 года назад +24

      It’s kinda creepy... XD

    • @_sam29
      @_sam29 3 года назад +2

      @@gold4963 why?

  • @Kekistani_Insurgent
    @Kekistani_Insurgent 2 года назад +47

    30:22 is one of my favourite lines in anything ever

  • @adrianmaulana1756
    @adrianmaulana1756 3 года назад +87

    36:07 aww,a cute turret,i just dont kill it.

    • @Epsilon12
      @Epsilon12 3 года назад +10

      36:34

    • @onemoreweirdo207
      @onemoreweirdo207 3 года назад +14

      When I played the game I just picked it up and put it on top of somethimg so it could live. I generally love killing them, but that one felt different.

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 2 года назад +74

    1:17:46
    [Facility trembles]
    GLaDOS: “This place is self-destructing, you idiot!”
    Wheatley: “Was. Was self-destructing. Already fixed.”
    [Facility trembles again]
    Wheatley: “Programmed in one last tremor, for old time’s sake.”
    [Facility trembles yet again]
    Wheatley: “Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.”
    Lmfao! And this is still a masterpiece of a game in 2024 :)

    • @iaminsideyourwalls2021
      @iaminsideyourwalls2021 Год назад +9

      Announcer: Warning: Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent.
      [Electrical sparks]
      Wheatley: I let him keep his job. I'm not a monster. Ignore what he's saying, though. Keep testing.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@iaminsideyourwalls2021this game has so many funny moments, it’s amazing 😂

    • @iaminsideyourwalls2021
      @iaminsideyourwalls2021 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Howlingburd19 I forgot I even made this comment.

  • @liamatte
    @liamatte 3 года назад +58

    22:41
    "I am methodically knocking people's hats off, and then I saw it was high time to get to see, as soon as i can.
    *BLeeHHehH*"

    • @ethanxiong6292
      @ethanxiong6292 2 года назад +1

      Damn, she really likes knocking off peoples hats, guess I'll glue mines on my head then

    • @Kekistani_Insurgent
      @Kekistani_Insurgent 7 месяцев назад +4

      It’s a line from Moby Dick apparently. “I am methodically knocking people’s hats off- then, I account it is high time to get to sea as soon as I can”
      describing how he hates being on shore and eventually it drives him to the point of going up to strangers and trying to pick fights.

  • @mrpaolowielki
    @mrpaolowielki 3 года назад +127

    1:21:25 the part where he kills you

    • @onemoreweirdo207
      @onemoreweirdo207 3 года назад +11

      I love that part: The title, the dialog, the music. It's just so perfect!

    • @mr_pigman1013
      @mr_pigman1013 2 года назад

      Thx I couldn't tell

    • @TheChamp820
      @TheChamp820 2 года назад +5

      CHAPTER 9
      THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU

    • @shuttlecrossing1433
      @shuttlecrossing1433 2 года назад

      That is the part.

    • @samcecere9924
      @samcecere9924 2 года назад +2

      I wish he would have covered the funniest cutscene in the game to me,
      during The Part Where He Kills You, when he says "Ok please, seriously do come back now", if you turn back, he's astonished you actually returned and tries to convince you to kill yourself on your own by jumping into the pit, promising that your parents that abandoned you at birth would be down there, among many other things he lists. I jump in every time, it's hilariously convincing

  • @Ray-Dolito
    @Ray-Dolito 3 года назад +89

    1:16 Chell was asleep for 9 999 999 days, that means she had a lil nap of around 27 397 years, and that is intuing that the system didn't just give up and got stuck there

    • @Innermeerkat3
      @Innermeerkat3 3 года назад +10

      In the files there are 55 nines

    • @skeleton819
      @skeleton819 3 года назад +1

      well yeah it didnt break the cores managed it all

    • @failedrevolutionary9497
      @failedrevolutionary9497 3 года назад +9

      Apparently she’s been there for 50,000 years canonically

    • @Innermeerkat3
      @Innermeerkat3 2 года назад

      @Armanuts I know I think it was just a joke or something from the devs

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 2 года назад +5

      It’s unspecified, but she was in suspension for around 50 to 50,000 years (considering how much in ruin the facility is, I personally think it’s at least couple hundred years or maybe a couple thousand, but not tens of thousands)

  • @brothbrother1525
    @brothbrother1525 3 года назад +89

    The dialogue is pure magic.

  • @midnightgaming2379
    @midnightgaming2379 2 года назад +52

    15:23 Wheatly only has the crack on the blue light from here on because of GLaDOS nearly crushing him.

  • @saiphdp4514
    @saiphdp4514 4 года назад +120

    14:20 "oh, its you"
    52:00 "who is the boss?"

  • @blenderbachcgi
    @blenderbachcgi 2 года назад +69

    1:13:09 GLaDOS really trolled Wheatley on that one...

    • @bl4ck.sp4c3_
      @bl4ck.sp4c3_ Год назад +4

      I just passed that part yesterday and the joke completely flew over my head💀

    • @victoree6680
      @victoree6680 4 месяца назад

      I love her devious laugh after that

  • @Zed_Said
    @Zed_Said 2 года назад +91

    My theory is that GlaDOS never deleted Caroline and let us live because she actually did form a genuine friendship with Chell. The Caroline half values her as a friend , but the GlaDOS half also values self-preservation. In the end, they reached a compromise.
    She could've killed Chell with real turrets and all of her problems would've been solved at the end, but her humanity won out in the end.

    • @jackclark4598
      @jackclark4598 Год назад +12

      I wanna believe that "now I only want you gone" is canon & something GLaDOS made after the events of Portal 2, & in that song she says Caroline is still with her. I mean, Caroline was always a part of her whether she knew it or not, so if she really deleted that part of her at the end of Portal 2 I think we'd see a very different GLaDOS in co-op, which we don't

    • @LordM_Hankannon
      @LordM_Hankannon 11 месяцев назад +2

      the funny thing is that in the wiki says she never deleted caroline
      but make chell that she deleted caroline

  • @jackstephenson165
    @jackstephenson165 3 года назад +53

    If you slow down the video at around 22:39 you can hear her explanation of the test.

    • @muratunlu229
      @muratunlu229 2 года назад +7

      Something about knocking peoples hats off

    • @popeoneguy7992
      @popeoneguy7992 2 года назад

      So if what your saying is true, killing a white whale should solve the puzzle

    • @godricktheminecrafted3113
      @godricktheminecrafted3113 2 года назад +2

      It’s a Moby dick quote

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 Год назад

      Ok. I know I did not hear what she said cuz it sounded like she said something something "then I can get pussy as fast as I can" and I know damn well I must have heard it wrong 😅

  • @stainedglassstories7735
    @stainedglassstories7735 4 года назад +81

    @22:43 "And methodically, knocking peoples hats off, I accounted my time, I'll get to C as soon as I can." ... what?!

    • @jyedurnan4793
      @jyedurnan4793 3 года назад +14

      It’s a quote from moby dick, also “sea” not C

    • @little_soul_123
      @little_soul_123 3 года назад +7

      Thank you for typing what GlaDOS said.

    • @hurricanejaney
      @hurricanejaney 2 года назад +7

      it’s a quote from Moby Dick. nothing to do with the test. just classic GLaDOS trolling

  • @shrub2071
    @shrub2071 2 года назад +58

    Every time I start this video, I end up finishing it. This story has such good writing.

    • @MatiasGRivera
      @MatiasGRivera 2 года назад +4

      Same!! This video is a bag of Lay's potatOS chips. Can't have just one quote, just one clip. Gotta relive the magic :)

  • @jolo8224
    @jolo8224 3 года назад +123

    50:00
    yikes, that’s wasn’t just a little shock. they really fried the hell out of her.

  • @potatotatoman1145
    @potatotatoman1145 3 года назад +120

    I felt my hearthstrings being pulled at that 36:05

  • @aydinmakesthings
    @aydinmakesthings 2 года назад +18

    1:06:03
    A speech I can remember every part of to this day, even a little over a decade later!

  • @jackiesharp018
    @jackiesharp018 3 года назад +177

    She actually doesn't have the energy to lie. She probably doesn't even have the storage space to.

  • @SlothsAreFunnyAndCreepyLooking
    @SlothsAreFunnyAndCreepyLooking 3 года назад +60

    “It just goes to show that people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end.” lMAO

  • @SahnigReingeloetet
    @SahnigReingeloetet 3 года назад +99

    It‘s not the cores that are evil, the facility is

    • @skeleton819
      @skeleton819 3 года назад +12

      the cores were never said to be evil

    • @veggiedoggo8992
      @veggiedoggo8992 2 года назад +1

      @@skeleton819 Ik this 7 months later however it can be easily mistaken that the cores are evil, Wheatley is a good example as he appears threatening.

    • @skeleton819
      @skeleton819 2 года назад +3

      @@veggiedoggo8992 Being the central core corrupted him, he felt so powerful it got to his head. I just feel thats a little hard to miss

  • @kiwuzhere
    @kiwuzhere 3 года назад +35

    40:30 foreshadowing

  • @tenkameleon
    @tenkameleon 3 года назад +49

    I just noticed adventure core is the first to get sucked into space

  • @iced_coffee_table
    @iced_coffee_table 3 года назад +60

    I have had many daydreams based on eagles flying blimps thanks to GLaDOS’ compliment.

  • @jct9099
    @jct9099 4 года назад +205

    It's kinda weird that those cussing words "God", "Hell" and "damn" didn't even affect the game's E10+ rating. Overall one of the best puzzle games I ever played.

    • @CMT_Crabbles
      @CMT_Crabbles 3 года назад +36

      None of those are curse words?!

    • @bpnbeckeroo
      @bpnbeckeroo 3 года назад +27

      They aren't curse words! Hell and damn could be bad but not curse words. Why would God be a curse word?!

    • @neveroddoreven6597
      @neveroddoreven6597 3 года назад +6

      One of the best games ever, I’d say.

    • @bpnbeckeroo
      @bpnbeckeroo 3 года назад

      @@neveroddoreven6597 Yeah.

    • @konekogirl7475
      @konekogirl7475 3 года назад +12

      so, god, and hell are curse words now? man, i am sorry g*d for cursing in my prayers and saying h*ll.

  • @LybertyZ
    @LybertyZ 2 года назад +29

    I think Portal 2 may be the best video game ever created.

  • @dudewithbasicpfp2439
    @dudewithbasicpfp2439 Год назад +9

    1:22:30 if you actually go back when he says "come back" it triggers a really long dialouge that i think you missed

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 Год назад

      I think you're right. Now o gotta go and hear it lol

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 Год назад +2

      Ok so I just went back. When you go back, he said he didn't expect you to listen. Then asked you to jump in the pit. Then he says you should jump in the pit because your birth parents are down there, along with an escape elevator, new clothes, boys, a boy band, a yatch and that's all I remember. If you stand there long enough Glados says "you really DO have brain damage. I can't believe you actually came back." Then you get an achievement if you jump in the pit.

  • @razery1225
    @razery1225 Год назад +6

    Glados: This is the part where he kills us.
    Wheatley: This is the part where I kill you.
    The chapter: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
    The achievement: the part where he kills you
    The song: the part where he kills you

  • @OOIXIQINGMoe
    @OOIXIQINGMoe Год назад +5

    36:07 get mad!! dont make lemonade! XDD i love this one this turret is really different love the hello turret too)she also say thank you when you picked her up she has some manners!
    36:32 NO POOR THING! SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING NOOOOOOOOOO(my heart shattered)
    36:42 hey defective turret i-uh killed a somehow cute turret
    46:14 *panic muffes scream* if I plug him in he probably betrays us but if WE dont we probably be dead
    47:43 the problem is right here wheatley cuz i now you betrays us
    50:47 *sigh* let the games began
    51:58 yall speaking facts GLaDOS
    52:12 SELFISH?!?!I DID LITERALLY NOTING WRONGAND HOW DO I EVEN BOSS YOU AROUND I CAN'T EVEN TALK!?!?!?AND REALLY I HAVE NOTING TO SACRIFICE IF I HAD SOMETHING TO SACRIFICES I WOULD!SO SHUT THE F UP
    52:34 yes i do wheat sh*t it a potato GLaDOS
    53:19 the fact i remember this lines lol
    53:29 chell:hey hey HEY HEY I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT PULL ME UP HEY
    53:45 sassy clap....I LOVE IT
    54:19 chell didnt know that okay?also again with the sassy clap LOVE IT
    55:13 cave:sorry fellas she married.... me:GAPS cave:TO SCIENCE me:phew
    1:04:35 gotta love this part
    1:06:06 the classic line when life give you lemons,DON'T MAKE LEMONADE (love how GLaDOS is just replying to the speaker)
    1:10:51 bro do be very horny while recording wheatley lines (bro what are you doing?? moaning? this chapter is like heaven to the simps and me)
    1:21:28 "this is the part where he kills you"
    1:22:46 yeah it will be the same if you didn't try to KILL ME AND LITERALLY BETRAYS US
    1:26:53 YAY RICK SPACE AND FACT CORES(i can see them their eyes and is space okay? he do be crazy)
    1:29:00 SPACE CORE!!

  • @Rissa_1322
    @Rissa_1322 3 года назад +30

    I had not previously noticed that it is a 6 character password and now I'm thinking it would be really funny if it was just glados

    • @Ironcorgi2
      @Ironcorgi2 10 месяцев назад

      That’s what I was thinking too

    • @stardustgecko
      @stardustgecko 2 месяца назад +1

      glados is a boomer who makes her password her own name XD

  • @forgottenralsei
    @forgottenralsei 3 года назад +31

    1:34:43 or put me in a potato. Best line yet!

  • @miguelbaltazar7606
    @miguelbaltazar7606 2 года назад +15

    Wheatley is essentially experiencing a t e s t g a s m

  • @mousermind
    @mousermind 2 года назад +7

    "...have I enough space?"
    _You will._

  • @markieuzumaki7056
    @markieuzumaki7056 3 года назад +24

    I just realized that the reason why the voice at the beginning was talking about all the apocalyptic events maybe that’s him remembering the events of half life and he said hey just in case this happens again here you go

    • @agent_sus3273
      @agent_sus3273 2 года назад +1

      Thats a good theory. I like that.

  • @RandomUser-dp9yk
    @RandomUser-dp9yk 3 года назад +34

    I actually liked Wheatley 😭

  • @mariohumbertomorfinmarin5173
    @mariohumbertomorfinmarin5173 3 месяца назад +1

    17:00 GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM!

  • @Samson-hc5pl
    @Samson-hc5pl 2 года назад +5

    Glados was right you ARE a monster... 36:33

  • @RecklessBucket2
    @RecklessBucket2 3 года назад +19

    Yknow when i first played the game, i though wheatley is some genius defective core but after watching this now doesnt seem like it anymore BAHAHAHHAHA

  • @RedwoodTheElf
    @RedwoodTheElf 3 года назад +26

    With seven "Nines" in the number of days she's been suspended makes it a bit over 27 thousand years (unless it's a glitch instead of a real number)

    • @caroline8590
      @caroline8590 3 года назад +1

      Wow. I wonder what else was going on in the facility during all that time

    • @fluffybum204
      @fluffybum204 3 года назад +1

      pretty sure it was a glitch
      probably was more accurately just 99 days

    • @mycatsgaming6888
      @mycatsgaming6888 3 года назад +2

      @@fluffybum204 nope
      Portal 1 takes place in around 2004-7
      Portal 2 takes place in 2100-300

    • @fluffybum204
      @fluffybum204 3 года назад

      @@mycatsgaming6888 oh well shit i was way off

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 2 года назад

      It’s unspecified, but she was in suspension for around 50 to 50,000 years (considering how much in ruin the facility is, I personally think it’s at least couple hundred years or maybe a couple thousand, but not tens of thousands)

  • @zyoh4311
    @zyoh4311 3 года назад +19

    1:14:30

  • @miscellaneouschaos6693
    @miscellaneouschaos6693 2 года назад +7

    Chell got bombed right in here face and still managed to hold onto Wheatley with grips of steal against basically a vacuum, thats some serious strength

  • @e-h4487
    @e-h4487 4 года назад +57

    Wheatley sounds just like Mumbo Jumbo

  • @pizza_box5
    @pizza_box5 3 года назад +9

    5:28 glados said that in portal 1

  • @Shadows-On-YT
    @Shadows-On-YT 3 года назад +15

    0:47 i have that exact painting in my house wtf

  • @dallasgreen7655
    @dallasgreen7655 Год назад +2

    Adopted fatty fatty fatty no parents
    What’s wrong with being adopted um uhhh
    LACK OF PARENTS
    is the best line I’ve ever heard

  • @LennyGaming
    @LennyGaming Год назад +2

    1:14:22 Let's try it her way...

  • @30795William
    @30795William 3 года назад +10

    At this point GLaDOS is beating a dead Horse

  • @ana.wordswordswords
    @ana.wordswordswords 3 месяца назад +1

    i didn’t have my headphones on when Wheatley. Erm

  • @skippyn8380
    @skippyn8380 4 года назад +47

    why is the game music turned down??? the ost fits really well with the dialogue, it's a shame you did this, otherwise the video would have been perfect

    • @umno7983
      @umno7983 3 года назад +7

      Maybe it’s so we can hear the dialogue better

    • @alejotassile6441
      @alejotassile6441 2 года назад

      I actually don't like the music, so this is better

    • @vit-t680
      @vit-t680 2 года назад

      @@alejotassile6441you monster

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 Год назад +1

      Probably so we can hear the dialog better. Yeah know? The purpose of this video. Just play the game yourself to hear both at the same time.

  • @rebeccawilson5465
    @rebeccawilson5465 2 года назад +7

    That was fun! You know they should make a movie or a tv miniseries of this game. I am sure people would enjoy it.

  • @BlueBolt5000
    @BlueBolt5000 Год назад +3

    22:52 i love how wheatley just keeps talking

  • @shamareethomas6727
    @shamareethomas6727 Год назад

    Thank you for producing this! This is awesome!

  • @gladcj9819
    @gladcj9819 3 года назад +6

    1:34

  • @NN-ex8lk
    @NN-ex8lk 2 года назад +14

    1:13:15 That was hilarious! 😂

    • @cellbuilder2
      @cellbuilder2 2 года назад +2

      Wheatley: suffers
      GLaDOS: *chuckling*

  • @derekhilliard3109
    @derekhilliard3109 3 года назад +5

    When I played this game going to where Wheatley crashes I flew across the room in the chamber

  • @kratzy11
    @kratzy11 3 года назад +7

    this was an experience

  • @sbalazstibor
    @sbalazstibor 3 года назад +8

    2:50... if you dont jump there is more dialogue.
    so basically this youtube title is wrong and clickbait, unsub and dislike lmao.
    (Just kiddin'..... but not on the missed quote you really passed that one.)

  • @thebekashow8026
    @thebekashow8026 2 года назад +1

    25:30
    Wheatley you dunce, I love you

  • @likeablekiwi6265
    @likeablekiwi6265 3 года назад +9

    too bad for oracle turret... she could've been the turret template instead XD

  • @slothbelly5332
    @slothbelly5332 2 года назад +5

    1:00:12
    oh… now i get it.

  • @the_living_lamp-post
    @the_living_lamp-post Год назад +3

    40:29 love how he says this when you escape from him later on in the game

  • @rickandmorty100years3
    @rickandmorty100years3 3 года назад +8

    1:06:04 tho

  • @Bernie-uv3wr
    @Bernie-uv3wr 2 года назад +13

    Wheatley is very intelligent if u think about it, look the final battle he was the only to have five plans, not even glados thinked about it, he looked at the old records how glados was defeated, and even activated neurotoxins, if it wasnt for Shell supernatural body she it have already died from that.
    He is an inproviser, and thats unique among people and that makes u smarther and intelligent
    Even if he was given enough time he would be run the facilities with no problem if it wasn't for the fact that he also was dealing with two people that wanted to overthrow him

    • @jellifygirl
      @jellifygirl 2 года назад +3

      Wheatley wrote this

    • @dmclsl03
      @dmclsl03 11 месяцев назад

      Wheatley ABSOLUTELY wrote this

  • @gamerkid5781
    @gamerkid5781 3 года назад +3

    26:00 bird bird ahhhhhhhh

  • @sergentjohncaptain2557
    @sergentjohncaptain2557 2 года назад +1

    dk why but its like the fourth time i watched this and it never gets old

  • @kdinoexpert8926
    @kdinoexpert8926 3 года назад +2

    "anyway if i was ever too see her again do you know what i'd say?" "im in space"

  • @N.Veious
    @N.Veious 3 года назад +5

    you know, thinking about it now the beginning of chapter 1 could be a theme park ride

  • @Sammy_The_Umbreon
    @Sammy_The_Umbreon Год назад +1

    22:41 slowed that one down with youtube. Absolutely funny. (and yes, you can clearly hear words)

  • @quadgames1334
    @quadgames1334 Год назад +1

    "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future... God help you"
    I sometimes forget the humor valve has in their writing

  • @adamorick2872
    @adamorick2872 2 года назад +2

    Love his line we are going to make a manual over ride of this wall

  • @stanleyching
    @stanleyching 2 года назад +1

    31:18

  • @arandomsystemglitch2398
    @arandomsystemglitch2398 2 года назад +4

    you know what would be cool if galdos and chell if I remember correctly teamed up to try and fix and destroy old rooms and all that like to wake up the core production factility and the human storage facility cause if I remember right the time line for the game earth is basically destroyed and really the only way to fix it is with that facility

  • @levimorton483
    @levimorton483 Год назад

    2:57 Warning: Reactor Core is at Critical Temperature.
    (From the TCF reactor core meltdown videos)

  • @autotune1835
    @autotune1835 3 года назад +3

    Why is the Announcer’s quotes included in this video of Wheatley and GLaDOS’s quotes? I’ve seen that on another video of Wheatley for some reason.

    • @onemoreweirdo207
      @onemoreweirdo207 3 года назад +3

      Don't know but fun fact: Originally GLaDOS was supposed to have these voice lines as pre-recorded lines, there is a video with them if you wanna hear it.

  • @AzulDevin6880
    @AzulDevin6880 2 года назад +4

    I laughed every time Chell was called fat

  • @useless8695
    @useless8695 2 года назад +3

    36:33 thats cruel

  • @insertname1478
    @insertname1478 3 года назад +3

    estas usando este software de traduccion de forma incorrecta. por favor, consulta el manual.
    you are using this translation software incorrectly. please refer to the manual.

  • @Jerry_incorporated
    @Jerry_incorporated Год назад

    "okay. i have an idea, but it is BLOODY dangerous"
    me: "FINNALY SOMEBODY SMART AMONG THE IDIOTS!"

  • @shereehi5539
    @shereehi5539 3 года назад +10

    Um if wheatley was in charge of all human test subjects... is he why only one is alive lol??😂😱

    • @RecklessBucket2
      @RecklessBucket2 3 года назад +1

      Sorry i don't understand, what do you mean?

    • @skeleton819
      @skeleton819 3 года назад +6

      @@RecklessBucket2 he’s saying “if wheatley is in charge of managing all humans in the relaxation vaults…then is it his fault there is only one human left”

    • @occam7382
      @occam7382 3 года назад +8

      @@skeleton819, I mean, for being my single favorite character in the game, just because of how funny he is, Wheatley IS designed to be an idiot, soooo....yeah. Most likely his fault everyone but Chell is dead.

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 Год назад +1

      No. In the comic it's revealed Ratman routed all the power to Chell's chamber to keep her alive, thus killing everyone else. But Wheatley doesn't know this so he thinks it is his fault

    • @shereehi5539
      @shereehi5539 Год назад

      @@skeleton819 Yes except I’m a she 😅

  • @CknWngMn
    @CknWngMn 3 года назад +3

    28:43

  • @Zer-ly3iu
    @Zer-ly3iu Год назад +1

    Goes to show that people with brain damage are the real heroes. aren’t they at the end of the day, brave

  • @daniellagos8584
    @daniellagos8584 Год назад +1

    All those adoption jokes are gold, if not platinum