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🎙🇳🇺JAACKMAATE'S HAPPY HOUR PODCAST - / happyhourpodcast
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📸INSTAGRAM! - / jaackmaate
🐦TWITTER! - / jaack
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Thanks for watching, you bunch of wet yoghurts.
30,026 likes BEFORE midnight and I’ll upload another video this week. Also guys, there are 3 Amazon voucher codes scattered in the video - BUT I’ll also be giving out codes in to people who comment below using the phrase’ Big Jilly Hudson’ (MUST LIKE TO ENTER)
Well that is hard for u lad
Big Jilly Hudson
Big Jilly Hudson
big jilly hudson
Big jilly Hudson
“You like fingering mate”-Jaack 2020
Josh Oldknow PARTY! Scatter
Big Dave nice pfp, I approve
Biblical 👍
Hahaha good vid man
Agreed
ok
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Big Jilly Hudson would blow Greg paul for some views"
-William Shakespeare, 1606
😂😂😂 quality
so would jack
Stavros Mathias HAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY! GREAT COMMENT
Stavros Mathias 👏🏼 👏🏼
Quarantine: exists
Jaack Maate: guess its time to upload.
wen he said sorry alfie this video is sponsored why did I think he meant alfie deyes?
Isnt he dead. Like Marcus Butler
tom k alfie deyes? no😂😂
Mylop pretty sure he meant dead content but idrk
Blimey makes sense😂
Because he's fucking obsessed with the boy
This is amazing ever since quarantine Jack has been slapping out vids like theres no tomorrow
make a video watching “too hot to handle on Netflix”. You will not regret it 😂😂😂
It’s concept is ridiculous. Might even say it’s worse than love island
It’s been done. You’ve seen into the future. O_O
Jack's content has been different but fkin class recently, who agrees?
Tom Luke thank you!
Agreed
bald martin: “beans and burgers”
big jilly hudson: “SHUT UP!”
He said it had to be funny
Cameron Macpherson sorry
Cameron Macpherson he actually didn’t
When my grandkids ask me what I did during lockdown I'll show them this.
I’m loving this consistent uploading version of Jack. Great to see you’re in a better place mentally 👍
Thanks! Lovely comment to read :) - Here's an Amazon voucher... I just hope you see this quick enough to redeem it - YVYE-5DT4KB-U4BE
JaackMaate I didn’t. Fuck
Me: misses my girlfriend because teenage dating sucks rn
Jaackmaate: uploads a video
Me: what girlfriend?
"I've done 4. I've got 8 more."
💀
yep jack’s definitely in quarantine with nothing else to do 😂 no excuses not to upload
"ive got nothing"
proceeds to make some of the best jokes on his channel lmao
Saw the notification, clicked IMMEDIATELY
Sophia Goldman nerd
@@Dom-zm2oq wtf?
Eww what an odd comment
💚
That just looking for someone to hang with line was deep
We all know Greg Paul’s tinder bio. ‘Swipe left if you’re over the age of 18’
Welllll, I think it's time to go watch THE calendar video again! " I mean it's fucking stickers Jamie! It's stickers mate!"
The Robin Hood of RUclips: takes from the rich millionaire clickbaiters and gives to his poor subs who are out of jobs. Love ya content btw
more of Jack at his finest is exactly what i need right now.
Here's an inspirational quote for you lads
"may your life be as awesome as you *pretend It is through Instagram and tinder* "
Jack: Makes fun of Will for stretching his content out
Also Jack: Uploads a 10:11 video..
Jill Hudson’s tinder bio: OMG GUYS IM GOING TO EAT A WHOLE SPOON FULL OF DEAD MEALWORMS.
bald martin: beans and burgers
big jilly: can we have something different tonight
bald martin: burgers and beans
Your videos are the only thing that's getting me through this isolation lark jack 😂
Big Jilly Hudson looks like everyone’s first drawing of Pam Paul
Pls pick me Jaack Maate
Jack makes a joke about how will stretches out the video. Also jack: stretches the video out to 10 minutes
please react to the new netflix show "too hot to handle" it's like love island but worse
has anyone ever found one of the amazon vouchers within the video? swear i’m going mad looking out for them, constantly thinking i’ve spotted one them no😭
rachel x always end up finding the 1 obvious one that’s always been used by someone already...( for this one it was on the top of the left monitor when doing ImAllexx’s bio
Katie Stephens i think i’m always looking in far more obscure places that i missed this super obvious one!!
same i've just spent near an hour looking for them when i've got coursework due in tomorrow
haich_ 😭 relatable
rachel x Same. I’m always expecting it to be hidden in one of the clips of RUclips or web browsers etc in small font and such 😂
Yesss, you could rewrite: Memeulous, Bald Martin, Greg Paul, Eddie Hearn, Alfie Deyes. What do ya reckon?
Just realised the background music really sounds like The Streets- Don’t Mug Yourself 🧐
It is! ☺
“I could do Deji all day” - Jaack 2020
The merch bit at the end of every video always gets me
Who's behind the camera?? I love the immature banter these two have. Like two school boys 😂😂
Alfie Indra
Love the back and forth with Alfie. Like a lot of other uncultured swines I found your channel through the magical calender video, and one of the things I really liked in that was the piping up from of camera. Spectacular job!
Oli’s bio should’ve been “what is up”
Jack’s new upload schedule is not helping my dissertation work, but I am here for it. Loving it❤️.
Jaackmaate: *about to do something*
Also jaackmaate: BUT JUST BEFORE WE GET INTO THAT
Big Jill probably has a better sleep schedule than me as I’m up at 1am watching this
“Before being radicalised by my great leaders”
Honestly finding these videos such a help I don’t usually comment but I have to stay in for 12 weeks because I’m high risk and this is such a great distraction great work as always Jack 👏🏻
Bet big jilly Hudson thinks it’s acceptable to drink tea while on the loo
Jaackmaate. Lovely to see that you are uploading more and that your doing better. Love your content keep going maate. Your an amazing content creator.
Awh, I really hoped Zoella and that weird dude with an Audi had broken up. I even went on Google to read about how much of a public spectacle it was. How disappointing!
Thank you so much for uploading these past few days, you’ve helped me keep me sane while in isolation and making my days so much happier 💙 please keep it up you’re doing amazing 😊
Just wanted to say Jack I've been a huge fan for years you allways make me laugh even when times are tough so thank you
Please do Joe Sugg, I feel like you could get some good jokes out of the whole fainting fiasco on Bake Off
Jill Hudson balloons (cream charges if you get what I mean helps with the menopause)
Last time Jaackmaate was this consistent, Morgz was still the biggest disappointment in the family
The zoella Callander jokes never ever get old👋🏻😂😂😂
Big Jill goes down on Martin like her RUclips channel
The HGV bit for true geordie really got me 😂😂
Big Jilleh Hoodsun has to chain bald Martin to the bed in her basement so he doesn’t run away whilst Morgan slowly shouts in her ear
Love the new videos jaack !
Big jilly Hudson with those big jilly baps
Jack, you are making my quarantine manageable, you bet your ass I'm watching these videos as they're uploaded!
I thought the comment section might be full of “BIG JILLY HUDSON” and I was right
U know Bald Martin getting that 83% off surfshark so he can keep watching Big Jilly Hudson's videos when he's on a holiday paid for by his son
Jill Hudson is the type of girl people would message 70 days into isolation
Where's the Collab with Big Jilly Hudson
some of the very few good things to come out of quarantine are these videos
Legend has it that Big Jilly Hudson is actually not a real human, but a puppet like Slappy in Goosebumps. You can't unsee it now can you
Martin and Jill went up a big hill to fetch Morgan his tea Jill fell down broke her spine and left Martin to give Morgan his beans and burgers
Big Jilly Hudson puts her hand out for the tube.
Well Ive just watched this 4 times on x0.25 speed and not found any codes apart from the obvious one! Still a better use of my time then what I’ve been doing! Cheers for the many slow mo laughs, never cry laughed more In my life 😂😂
i am loving this new style of video with someone behind the camera but it’s still focused mainly on jack it just leaves me constantly laughing
it’s been two minutes and i’m already pissing myself laughing
Disappointed there was no accusing friends of rape joke for immalex
I found it...it was too late
Yes Jack rocking the Late Visuals gear
"#strawberries #rainbows #deathtothewest" - JaackMaate 2020 hahahahaha I'm creasing
Your intro about the title was hilarious!!! :)
Maybe this coronavirus is that bad after all, like Jack's actually posting more 😁 sad about all the deaths tho.
And the football
@@cov9290 yh and that
W2S: Give me a line and I'll drop you a line
Rumour has it Big Jilly Hudsen has a secret fetish for Morgz Martin’s beans and burgers 😜
I want JaackMaate to upload new content at least 2 days a week consistently or I'll go outside.
Need lots of content during this time please Jack!?!
Had me crying in laughter. Loving the quarantine vids🔥
Big Jilly Hudson is the kind of pensioner to violate lockdown and contract coronavirus just for a thumbnail with her on a ventilator and Morgz screaming in the corner, and Bald Martin eating some tasty hospital food (you know what)
Defo need a second video!
Could you do it solely on some American RUclipsrs just for the sake of firing shots at them? Jake Paul, Rice Gum, Keemstar and so on
4 videos in a week instead of 4 videos every 6 months??? *GOLDEN*
Look at the bright side. At least corona revived Jacks upload schedule
Jack’s videos are probably the only kind of entertainment keeping me mentally stable, balls to Disney+ . Alfie also adds the spicy kick to the videos .also wait is he Asian because I didn’t want that to come off as racist . But thank you for the stability 😊
The sponsor moment was showing Batman on Netflix. Is this an easter egg? Because you lived long enough to see yourself becoming the villain? I think you mentionned that in the past because of sponsors? (hope my comment makes sense, english is not my first language)
fucking quality mate, part 2 definitely needed lmao
damn jack be ending careers before covid does
(y’all it’s a joke pls don’t come for me)
Can’t wait for Jilly Hudson to be on happy hour I can already imagine the title: ‘Old git tells us how to exploit young children’ gonna be a mad one
That wasn’t WillNE hitting big Jill with the baseball bat, it was the menopause
No one :
Literally no one :
Big Jill Hudson : OH MY GOD MORGAN
This basically what all mates do when they take over your tinder! love it!
Bald Martin is secretly controlling Morgz and big Jilly Hudson with his Beans and Burgers
Big Jilly Hudson doing Bald Martin dirty
‘The Big Show’ (full name Big Jilly Hudson) was best known for his time in WWE.........
If big jill was a place in the uk, shed be skegness, loves baldies, smells a bit, and looks like a dropped lasagna
Jill Hudson used to have a normal job before all of this, she could've worked at a pharmacy or pets at home. I'd wanna know the conversations her ex-colleauges have about her.
Big Jilly Hudson is such a good rapper that no-one dared respond to her diss track
Part 2 neeeeeded!
Big Jilly Hudson has a snap streak with team snap chat