my theory on bomb speedup, is that the more projectiles on screen the slower the game would run (1990s hardware, remember) so they programmed the game to speed-up to account for this. But on powerful modern hardware all you get is the game speeding up due to the lack of slowdown in the first place.
Matthew Lindfield you’re 100% correct. This old DOS game was running on DOSBox and the CPU speed had to be adjusted a bit. I watched the stream live and Vinny did mess with the Clockspeed settings a bit (which was edited out in this video)
I knew this game for years, since I watched a channel that was reviewing CDi games (and yes this was also released for the CDi) and the buddha scene was always stuck in my mind, so glad to see Vinny's reaction to that.
Playing this game is hell, but watching it, just enjoying the visuals and noise is a surreal experience. In a way, I respect this game for what it tried, and I love it visually (even if most of it is unintentional). But, yeah, this game is fucking awful otherwise.
To be fair, for 1994 this game was actually passable - it has some good animation (especially the one which makes you actually travel to the next area instead of just changing the background immediately which Vinny himself pointed out on stream), crusty but unique graphics and soundtrack, even puzzles aren't that bad. However, writing is far from good and acting is way too goofy most of the time. Oh and that broken cutscene in the hotel also worth metioning
I wonder if someone bought this thinking it was a porno and was ready to have a good time, only to find out it was a game. I think that's why Vinny has this in the first place.
This is the edit we needed, but didn't deserve. Excellent job once again, Weeks. Also, I linked this video on the CS188 Discord, and someone caught this in the video. I didn't notice! cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/220869986057584640/409147577683148800/Screen_Shot_2018-02-02_at_4.45.48_PM.png
I love how they specifically call the currency of Nigeria "Rand" despite the fact that _NAIRA_ is the currency of Nigeria, while Rand is specifically the currency of _South Africa._
*Where did you learn to fly?* Edit: Also, my ending ad for this was a CG dramatic reading/recreation of the classic "All your base are belong to us" scene. It was campy as fuck and even had a sarcastic narrator.
I'd say, he despises it to the point of almost calling it the worst game he ever played. While it's not true, I can understand why Vinny can't stand it - a sunday stream with 1 bad game for 3 entire hours would make anybody mad
I somehow completed this with a friggin cdi controller which made the shooting parts even more annoying , I never understood how I won the vomitorium game either 😆
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"When God was crapping stupidity, he dropped a shitload on you!"
I unironically love this line.
my theory on bomb speedup, is that the more projectiles on screen the slower the game would run (1990s hardware, remember) so they programmed the game to speed-up to account for this.
But on powerful modern hardware all you get is the game speeding up due to the lack of slowdown in the first place.
Matthew Lindfield you’re 100% correct. This old DOS game was running on DOSBox and the CPU speed had to be adjusted a bit.
I watched the stream live and Vinny did mess with the Clockspeed settings a bit (which was edited out in this video)
That pixelated Buddha fanart at the end fucking killed me.
"It's a bitch."
"The place was swarming with SoftTech agents. I'd have to tread lightly"
*vinny moves forward*
BANG
GAME OVER
That's my favourite bit
I can't get over how sudden the smash cut is from the single gunshot to just "game over"
Reminder. Vin played this for the whole stream.
The goddamn stupid butt-synth playing whenever that ship tweens up into the building and explodes is killing me.
[Uncomfortably close to the mic] *_His foot was in the wall_*
HEY DUDES
Neng 2 Electric Boogaloo
9:53
(Triforce appears)
*Link* established.
I think my favorite moment during the shitty escape sequence was when he just burst out laughing clearly having a mental breakdown. Poor guy.
I knew this game for years, since I watched a channel that was reviewing CDi games (and yes this was also released for the CDi) and the buddha scene was always stuck in my mind, so glad to see Vinny's reaction to that.
19:19 guys look at the Buddha's left hand
Get out of here
MrCounterMax you're welcome
Oh that's funny XD he's flipping us off
2:59 and here we see the beginning of vinny's descent into madness
i can't wait for the year when we have random laser sounds
Playing this game is hell, but watching it, just enjoying the visuals and noise is a surreal experience. In a way, I respect this game for what it tried, and I love it visually (even if most of it is unintentional).
But, yeah, this game is fucking awful otherwise.
To be fair, for 1994 this game was actually passable - it has some good animation (especially the one which makes you actually travel to the next area instead of just changing the background immediately which Vinny himself pointed out on stream), crusty but unique graphics and soundtrack, even puzzles aren't that bad. However, writing is far from good and acting is way too goofy most of the time. Oh and that broken cutscene in the hotel also worth metioning
"The place is swarming with softec agents, I'd have to tread lightly"
immediately gets shot
*GAME OVER*
These videos are what all true warriors strive for!
Thicc Link i just wonder what vinny is up too
Enough, my shits sail in da morning. I wonder what's 4 DINNER.
*Ship explosion intensifies*
Where are they coming from? What are they? HOW ARE THEY FOLLOWING ME?!?
I'm from London and love Vinny's sarcastic British voice, it's so good.
5:49 Operation Health is basically a three months period of time...
This was both a shitshow, and an amazing stream. Props to the man who told Vinny to shoot slow.
I'm just here for:
*STEP ASIDE, LOOSAH!*
congrats on becoming an official editor for Vinesauce
it was a one time deal unfortunately
Syke
You edited out by far the funniest part, which is right after Vinny beats the meatball level, and Cutter does his monologue.
From the outset it looked like some obsure future-racer, and I was so far off I ended up in another continent on another planet.
I still crack up watching this now. Thank you.
To think that Binny has played Cybercrap 2077 4 years ago without no one knowing...
I've been waiting for this and it was pure satisfaction
I literally just rewatched this stream the other night. This is gonna be fun.
At some point you have to wonder: wouldn't it be best to just stop and play anything else? Forget the schedule, sanity is at stake!
24 deaths during the ship defense sequence before someone in chat came up with a solution. Poor Vinny
Have I ever said how much I love your new icon for videos
So many deaths were a matter of fact. You don't even get tortured about it. It's like dying in real life.
This is like LSD Simulator cyberpunk edition O_o
3:42 I might be stupid, after he said this I genuinely thought "What's a Texas Beach algorithm"
15:25 Now to be that guy. Can someone tell me the name of this song.
Edit: Museum of Anything Goes. Map theme.
Thanks m8
Normally I'm not a fan of the intros but this one was actually meme-tier
I wonder if someone bought this thinking it was a porno and was ready to have a good time, only to find out it was a game.
I think that's why Vinny has this in the first place.
This is the edit we needed, but didn't deserve.
Excellent job once again, Weeks.
Also, I linked this video on the CS188 Discord, and someone caught this in the video. I didn't notice!
cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/220869986057584640/409147577683148800/Screen_Shot_2018-02-02_at_4.45.48_PM.png
That triforce actually is within the game itself
This stream deserved a Main Channel upload to be honest.
Just lead the shots vinny looooooooool 4Head
When you use corruptions on real life
Burn Cycle is truely a magnificant game... and Vinny's reaction makes it even better
15:24 can someone remind me of where that music comes from? It was another game Vinny streamed.
i believe it's from The Museum Of Anything Goes
Best Reviewbrah cameo ever.
9:53 ...is that a *triforce* being used to signify that there’s a *link*?
burn your calories to continue your shit cycle
keep your body healthy, kids
aaaah, good stream
God I love the ps1 startup sound
nly 7 mins in and vinny goes full nerd and back into straight jacket vinny wit his deminted laugh
"It's a bitch."
i'm so glad this game exists
Come on clearly this game is oozing originality
This must have been one hell of a stream to edit.
Not if you laugh along while editing
Vinny’s nightmares: *DIT DIT DAT DA KABOOM*
18:30 - That guy looks like Druaga1
8:05 whole stream in a nutshell
This was one of the worst games vinny has played by far.
All in all...
It’s a bitch
That PS1 intro is amazing.
I love how they specifically call the currency of Nigeria "Rand" despite the fact that _NAIRA_ is the currency of Nigeria, while Rand is specifically the currency of _South Africa._
*Where did you learn to fly?*
Edit: Also, my ending ad for this was a CG dramatic reading/recreation of the classic "All your base are belong to us" scene. It was campy as fuck and even had a sarcastic narrator.
So this is the game Vinny keeps begging to go back to on his Sunday streams?
I'd say, he despises it to the point of almost calling it the worst game he ever played. While it's not true, I can understand why Vinny can't stand it - a sunday stream with 1 bad game for 3 entire hours would make anybody mad
6:42 wow dont know daffy duck was in vinny stream
[jaguar]
nice
noice
This is the greatest cyberpunk's sin
I somehow completed this with a friggin cdi controller which made the shooting parts even more annoying , I never understood how I won the vomitorium game either 😆
Pleeez insert yer credit cahd!
Cool intro bro
You usually play cdi games just for the cutscenes
This feels like a fever dream, and an extra disgusting one. Now I want to throw up.
It's a bitch.
What is that music at 15:26
Captain Weeks windows dos destruction when joel?
voobo hwen corrupt
Veebini I need corop toniones
someday ill have enough of these butchered quotes to write a book and mail it to vinny
Man, the new WipEout game is wierd
WARNING *doot doot deet* meatball
The soundtrack is good. The game is shit and I regret not knowing any better.
I guess the creators of this game ripped off the plot of Johnny Mnemonic, or Neuromancer,.. or some combination of both?
Bruv, did your family even have a CDI that year?
Is this realy made by human beings?
the Buddha gag was kinda ruined but this is a really good cut otherwise
*no dislikes*
Did they literally put a South Park clip in this? lol.
Complains about how bad a game is, yet needs a guide in order to play it. 😂
1st
Good luck next time
I was the 1st view. Just waited to comment.
Oooyyaaaa maate, you wanna "free D" spinnah to go with ya first view, mate? Dae got lots of these buggahs.
It's a bitch.
It's a bitch.
It's a bitch.