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TIMELINE: 0: The evil, evil, and maniacal Ross turns Corneria Forneria into a corn wasteland. 5: Lilacs grow on Corneria Forneria, despite being a deserted barren wasteland. 9: James McStarfox and General Peppy Hare are sent to investigate the mysterious lilacs of Corneria Forneria. 14: Arriving at Corneria Forneria, General Peppy betrays the team and James McStarfox is captured 22: The StarFarts team is sexy (barely). 25: Strange eggs are noticed coming from Pigma, who is turned into a sciacal manientist by Eggman and diagnosed with Ligma. 34: Sempai notices the narrator. 37: Fox McClocks is successful in a variety of areas, and Jen's father mysteriously grows hair.
Okay time for some unnecessary math; Ross turned Corneria into Corn Area 5 years passed since then and lilacs began growing Then 4 years passed and only then do they investigate the lilacs It took them 5 years to get there Assuming Peppy takes the same route and method as before it should take another 5 years to return 8 years pass and the sexy StarFarts team is formed Now this is where it gets tricky. He said a "few" years pass. That isn't very specific, so let's try to keep it simple and say 3 years passed(at least). So 3 years pass (at least) and Pigma contracts Ligma from Eggman 9 years pass and the narrator's senpai finally noticed him (Thank God) Finally, 3 years pass and General Jen sees her Father 5+4+5+5+8+3+9+3 At least 42 years have passed between Ross ruining Corneria and General Jen seeing her father This whole thing is a "42 is the answer to everything" joke
Watching this made me realize that making YTP takes much more skill than it looks. Anyone can make characters say funny stuff by copying sound clips around, but only the skillful can make the inflections sound right, and that's what really separates the pure gold from all the rest.
i love the biblical cadence of "Fox McClocks was successful in eggs. He was successful in corn. He was successful in pepper. He was even successful in dessert."
"General Jen was sent to investigate strange activity coming from her father's face. Upon her arrival, Jen noticed his head which was once a wasteland of near extinction, turned into a thriving system of hair and strange acne." I'd love to think of this as a overly detailed description of Jen meeting her dad who bought a wig and got some allergic reaction to it xD
I played so much starfox growing up and got the full experience here. Loved every second of this masterpiece! General Peppercorn, James McClaims, E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-evil, sciacal manientist and Fox McClocks got me REAL good.
It took General Peppercorn 4 years to dispatch a team to investigate the strange lilacs, and 5 more to see it through... lots of planning was required for his final betrayal.
And this was just with the intro. Imagine what DaThings could do with the rest of the dialogue in this game. Fox walks in with a bag of weed: "We're heading for Aquas. Report in." Falco inspects the weed: "Ahh, you're getting better, Fox." Peppy: "I've taken a few hits, but I'm ok." Slippy: "I thought I was a goner." Peppy, later: "I saw my life flash before my eyes!"
I just want to say I was having a rough start to my day, and this made me laugh so hard. I'm glad you created this. It made me and probably several others very happy.
"Eggman was successful in turning this maniacal scientist... into a sciacal manientist" xD how are you always so good at recognizing the perfect phrases to scramble! The timing of the text scroll there was also perfect
"Upon their arrival, five years later..." I absolutely lost it in my office, almost fell out of my damn chair. It's good to be back DaThings1, glad I started watching you again
Nah, I gotta say Iowa or Illinois for the corn wasteland. I live in Cleveland. There is too much shit and not enough corn to warrant it being a 'corn' wasteland.
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Star Warneria 63 is favorite
Link seems to be broken. Intentional?
@@CaptainFalcon333 Should be fixed now.
The corn core aerie wars minigame is my minifavorite
Pigma Digma's Ligma Enigma
It bears a negative stigma
What?!
: The Day of Sigma
With a figma
Heh, eggs
"upon their arrival, five years later" I guess they're going for realistic space travel, then
Nice combinery non-binary finery
@@lineriderrulz you deserve an award
I think "realistic' space travel would probably be much longer than 5 years lol
@@estheay3611 You know, it's not a good look to get pedantic about a joke in the comment section of a YTP
@@tethys8113 uuh, okay...😐
A breathtaking saga spanning 37 years...
I knew someone was going to add them up eventually 😂
"Whoa"
I counted it myself and it checks out.
TIMELINE:
0: The evil, evil, and maniacal Ross turns Corneria Forneria into a corn wasteland.
5: Lilacs grow on Corneria Forneria, despite being a deserted barren wasteland.
9: James McStarfox and General Peppy Hare are sent to investigate the mysterious lilacs of Corneria Forneria.
14: Arriving at Corneria Forneria, General Peppy betrays the team and James McStarfox is captured
22: The StarFarts team is sexy (barely).
25: Strange eggs are noticed coming from Pigma, who is turned into a sciacal manientist by Eggman and diagnosed with Ligma.
34: Sempai notices the narrator.
37: Fox McClocks is successful in a variety of areas, and Jen's father mysteriously grows hair.
@@aaronsegal6052🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
oh fuck..... my diaphragm...haven’t laughed so hard reading something like this, since I read madlibs at a Gay bar.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eggman was successful in turning this maniacal scientist into a sciacal manientist.
He then pissed on Corneria. YaY.
Sadly he died of old age with all of these years passing
I thank all the gods for that
Nearly spat out my breakfast at that one
You mean the E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-evil Eggman?
The anticipation of what came after "E-e-e-e-e-e-e-evil" was super unbearable but the payoff was great
This is what happens when you clean your N64 cartridge with Four Loko instead of rubbing alcohol
WTF ARE YOU DOING! You aren't supposed to use alcohol! That actually works and prevents you from having to buy the same game for the 15th time.
I was taking a drink at "foxy androgynous sister" and that was a mistake
Same 💀
I tried to hit the bong during and that's always a laughing-coughing fit waiting to happen. I guess I just like to play it risky
Bro I did as well
He’s dead. LOL
@@TeddyOG it's all fun n games until u volcano the bowl and make a stinky mess all over your knee.
“sciacal manientist” when I tell you I _WHEEZED_
"Fox McClocks" was just a beautiful piece of sentence mixing.
He was successful in eggs, corn, pepper and even desert. num num num
General Jen was sent to investigate strange activity coming from her father's face.
Upon her arrival, Jen noticed his head, which was once a wasteland of near-extinction, turned into a thriving system of hair and strange acne.
"Eight years later, James McClaims, Pigma Digma, and Peppy Heppy of the StarFarts team were sexy. Barely."
Relatable.
When you don't want to publicly admit that you're a furry.
The "first name prefix-first name again" bit never gets old
Will Wecker
Boaty McBoatface
James McClaims, Pigma Digma, and Peppy Heppy
@@probablylucky6671 Star Farts
Fox McFoxfox
Joey not telling Ross of his Mewtwo all those years ago was what caused all of this, I am sure.
I could even understand why you couldn't tell, but why couldn't you tell?
I'm "sorryrross"
I'm 'sauce'
YOU DUCK! 🦆
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE VITAL INFORMATION!
He turned the planetary system into a corn wasteland. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
You're laughing. He turned a planet into a wasteland of corn, and you're laughing.
The whole planets on a cob!
Dathings truly is a sciacal manientist when it comes to Ytps
Rachel: * confronts Ross about turning a planetary system into a corn wasteland *
Ross: "WE WERE ON A BREAK!"
"Upon their arival, five years later" my brain hurts
I'm glad that senpai finally noticed you, proud of you.
NNIINNEE YYEEAARRSS
I'm cackling at "Pigma has Ligma....Hehehe"
"A wasteland of corn."
Isn't that just Illinois?
I was gonna say "Indiana is worse!" but we all know the real corn wasteland is Iowa.
@@Connie.T. Nebraska would say hi, but Nebraska has no voice because no one fucking lives there.
Live in Illinois, can confirm, corn half the year, ice and snow the other half
nah i live in indiana. it's infinitely worse.
I was thinking Idaho... But then I remembered, Idapimp....
This is my new favorite video from you and I have no good reason why. It's just that funny to me.
I'm so happy to see you here, Bees.
@DEMONITIZED BOI AKA Random Rail Fanner Wow! It's actually made.
Me too
"and I have no good reason why. It's just that funny to me."
do you really need another reason?
It’s because Ross stinks
I'm waiting for the day I meet up with a player named "sciacal manientist" in an online game
The One Where Ross Turns a Thriving Planetary System Into a Corn Wasteland
Okay time for some unnecessary math;
Ross turned Corneria into Corn Area
5 years passed since then and lilacs began growing
Then 4 years passed and only then do they investigate the lilacs
It took them 5 years to get there
Assuming Peppy takes the same route and method as before it should take another 5 years to return
8 years pass and the sexy StarFarts team is formed
Now this is where it gets tricky. He said a "few" years pass. That isn't very specific, so let's try to keep it simple and say 3 years passed(at least). So 3 years pass (at least) and Pigma contracts Ligma from Eggman
9 years pass and the narrator's senpai finally noticed him (Thank God)
Finally, 3 years pass and General Jen sees her Father
5+4+5+5+8+3+9+3
At least 42 years have passed between Ross ruining Corneria and General Jen seeing her father
This whole thing is a "42 is the answer to everything" joke
Some smart mathematic mechanics if you ask me
@@YonahSaysBwab you could even call them mathecanics
I don't even think Ellie noticed that I think she was just picking random numbers and it was a coincidence
A corn wasteland? He turned a planetary system into Iowa? Ross truly is evil.
"Senpai noticed me" made me inhale my chamomile tea
"So, I heard Pigma Dengar died of Ligma"
"Who's Pigma Dengar?
"Ligma Balls"
“Kaboooooom”
“NOOOOOOOOOOO-“
"Heh. Gotee."
*Pigma Digma
Heh. Goteem
pigma balls
i can't believe pigma has ligma.... rip 😔
What's ligma??
pigma balls
Heheheh
Who’s Steve Jobs?
@@FSXgta bigma lalls
I lost it somewhere around 'E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-evil Eggman'.
Watching this made me realize that making YTP takes much more skill than it looks. Anyone can make characters say funny stuff by copying sound clips around, but only the skillful can make the inflections sound right, and that's what really separates the pure gold from all the rest.
Studying up on my history of Iowa. Thanks Pal!
"Corn Area? Well that'll suit me just fine."
Bacawk!
A story spanning almost four decades, told in just a few minutes. Masterfully done.
i love the biblical cadence of "Fox McClocks was successful in eggs. He was successful in corn. He was successful in pepper. He was even successful in dessert."
Num num num.
*a single tear slips through my eye as my inner child obsessed with YTPs becomes present once again*
"Upon their arrival five years later, General Peppy betrayed the team, and James McStarfox was captured by Ross. Dang."
So this is just part of the Cap'n Crunch Cinematic Universe.
The little clips of his voice cutting off at the very end genuinely unnerved me but it was hilarious at the same time
"foxy androgenous sister"
Oh hey it's my gender. Thanks for finding it, Dathings!
*New gender acquired*
"He's dead.
LOL."
An intriguing addition to the DaThings Cinematic Universe. Looking forward to the next entry!
"General Jen
was sent to investigate strange activity
coming from her father's face.
Upon her arrival, Jen noticed his head
which was once a wasteland of near extinction,
turned into a thriving system of hair
and strange acne."
I'd love to think of this as a overly detailed description of Jen meeting her dad who bought a wig and got some allergic reaction to it xD
The joke was so hilariously subtle that I don't see any comments on it:
"Upon their arrival, Five years later..."
Goddammit, this is gonna be my favorite audio YTP of the year, isn't it
💯
"You're Gaddang Right." Just remember...."Pigma has Ligma." Hehehe.
Unless DaThings makes another one
James McStarfox is my favorite star warneria 63 character of all time
I think about the phrase "Foxy Androgynous Sister" constantly
Goddamnit, Ross.
Underrated source material
I played so much starfox growing up and got the full experience here. Loved every second of this masterpiece!
General Peppercorn, James McClaims, E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-evil, sciacal manientist and Fox McClocks got me REAL good.
Okay but seriously. "James McStarfox" is like the coolest name ever.
Ross's next evil goal was to turn himself into corn.
Eggman successfully turned maniacal scientist Pigma Digma into a sciacal manientist with ligma.
It took General Peppercorn 4 years to dispatch a team to investigate the strange lilacs, and 5 more to see it through... lots of planning was required for his final betrayal.
And this was just with the intro. Imagine what DaThings could do with the rest of the dialogue in this game.
Fox walks in with a bag of weed: "We're heading for Aquas. Report in."
Falco inspects the weed: "Ahh, you're getting better, Fox."
Peppy: "I've taken a few hits, but I'm ok."
Slippy: "I thought I was a goner."
Peppy, later: "I saw my life flash before my eyes!"
I’m... getting close to the corn....
"Rachel just called in to tell us what Ross did. If you're listening, Ross, we don't want to play your song anymore."
This is a childhood memory that I'm ok with you making into a barren childhood memery.
The small murmurs in the credits gave me anxiety, I don't know why
Don't worry he's just having a stroke.
He's just shy
_I don't know how to end this_
because the narrator is right behind you
All works of art worth their salt give one anxiety for being beautiful, and the tension of successfully maintaining an idealized hyper-reality.
An area of corn? That's just the midwest, really.
Ah yes. The mysterious lilacs of dead planets.
69th like 😎
@@renakunisaki Thank you Rena, very cool.
Once again, deserted.
Barren.
Lilacs.
What?
Finally I understand the lore of this game.
I just want to say I was having a rough start to my day, and this made me laugh so hard. I'm glad you created this. It made me and probably several others very happy.
Am among "several others", can confirm
Sciental Meniesists everywhere!!
This is just the prologue...I can't even imagine what the actual gameplay is like.
fox mcclocks is honestly such an inspiration. I can only hope to one day be even half as successful in eggs, corn, pepper, and even dessert as him
The E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-evil
eggman was successful
in turning this maniaical scientist
into a sciacal manientist.
DaThings getting "lewd" lately leaves me with lost feelings but lots of lols.
Feeling feels, must be feels time.
@@TheGreatsagegoku Totally time to take a trip to the town of feels.
This video exudes some of the most raw DaThings energy I’ve ever seen... and condensed into a 2 and a half minute package, that’s saying something
I want to visit that corn wasteland, I hear it's poppin'!
"Eggman was successful in turning this maniacal scientist... into a sciacal manientist"
xD how are you always so good at recognizing the perfect phrases to scramble! The timing of the text scroll there was also perfect
So this video takes place over about 38 years, depending on how many "a few" is.
I’m so glad Fox McClocks was successful in Eggs, Corn, Pepper, and Dessert. He really worked hard at it.
It took me an unreasonable amount of time to realize the title is a play on words of “Corneria” 🤦♂️
Once again.
Deserted
Barren
Lilacs
What?
😂😂😂 kills me every time! Reminds me of that SpongeBob episode. Every. Villan. Is. Lemons!
"Upon their arrival, five years later..." I absolutely lost it in my office, almost fell out of my damn chair. It's good to be back DaThings1, glad I started watching you again
General Pepper: How bout the time you invaded the Lylat System?
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
I legitimately feel like this is revolutionary.
This is probably an abysmal take for actual Star Fox fans but the tone of this narration reminds me of PragerU YTPs. I love it
'while the other is a nitwit'
The whole story of corn area takes place over 37 or 38 years. This is some deep lore and excellent world building.
the timeline gets me every time
this has very strong The Grunt Heat energy
*I S T H I S N E C E S S A R Y ?*
@@Circuitssmith i have won again
lul
nen
flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker
Nice throwback 😁
The random grunts at the end may be my favorite part lol
Praise to the maize!
The fact that the computerised voice makes some words even more naughty is just magnificent.
That sciacal manientist shit was gold, holy fuck.
"He turned the planetary system into a corn wasteland."
So...Ohio?
Iowa: “Am I a joke to you?”
fukken beat me to it
Nah, I gotta say Iowa or Illinois for the corn wasteland. I live in Cleveland. There is too much shit and not enough corn to warrant it being a 'corn' wasteland.
this is the best use of voicemixing I've ever seen
Not a single "sauce" joke. I'm proud of you.
27 people were turned into sciacal manientists.
They sure took their time, this all happened across the span of 34 years, it's not like cornarea was threatened by a sciacal manientist or anything
Just how I remember it! Thank you for Uploading this in ULTRA 64 HD Surround Sound 8k & Knuckles, now my siblings can enjoy SpaceFox 62 like I did!
I absolutely expected the evil Ross to be the infamous RubberRoss
goddamnit ross
I’m really glad this one had subtitles
Idk why but it's funny when you make them say "What?"
"Senpai noticed me" wish I was that lucky.
George Lucas wishes he could tell a sci-fi story this gripping. Edge of the seat stuff.
No joke, SF64 was my first favorite game, and this is hitting me with hilarity and nostalgia in equal measure. Dathings is a sentence scientist.
0:45
Fox: "You killed my father!"
Ross: "I was on a break!"
I love the occasional grunts at the end
The saga which took at least 34 years
If I'm counting right, that's at least 36 years worth of backstory here. Though that is including the part where Byleth-senpai noticed the narrator.
How do the minds of YTP creators work?
Cornarea... cornarea...
Corn... Area- MAKE A VIDEO!