You Could Stop at Five or Six Stores

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  • @PennTankerGuy
    @PennTankerGuy 4 года назад +18182

    So:
    -State your name
    -Say the line
    -Say something a serial killer would say
    -Strike a pose

    • @yihyen
      @yihyen 4 года назад +560

      WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD LMFAO

    • @arikakarin2323
      @arikakarin2323 3 года назад +236

      but what about all those ducks T.T

    • @yukkuri9144
      @yukkuri9144 3 года назад +331

      Correction
      -say something a romantic serial killer would say

    • @imk2007
      @imk2007 3 года назад +353

      I can see the statue of liberty from here

    • @isiahwoodard
      @isiahwoodard 3 года назад +27

      Yup

  • @maliciousbugman
    @maliciousbugman 8 лет назад +22210

    Choose Your Character

    • @oliviaf4411
      @oliviaf4411 8 лет назад +905

      +Platinum the Trinity she doesnt need friends, though, they disappoint her

    • @Peace8267
      @Peace8267 8 лет назад +615

      Carla Shaw
      Car-Car-Car-Car Carla Shaw!
      (super smash bros melee)

    • @captaing.mainwaring5252
      @captaing.mainwaring5252 8 лет назад +124

      +BullockDS Richard Forkin.

    • @thehotguy773
      @thehotguy773 8 лет назад +316

      +BullockDS Honey, you got a big storm comin.

    • @littledemand5346
      @littledemand5346 8 лет назад +79

      +BullockDS Joe Banks sounds like he can fight.

  • @cameron-mp3lz
    @cameron-mp3lz 5 лет назад +3174

    “can i ask you kind of a weird question?”
    “💃”

    • @dirtygaragewiffleball9621
      @dirtygaragewiffleball9621 4 года назад +5

      1000th like lol

    • @gdnatural2.232
      @gdnatural2.232 4 года назад +1

      Dirty Garage Wiffleball I WAS ONE THOUSANDTH LIKE FAKER

    • @kkkatsuki
      @kkkatsuki 4 года назад +1

      LIKE A BOSS MEMES! calm your ass down lol

    • @guppy12b
      @guppy12b 4 года назад +2

      @@dirtygaragewiffleball9621 or just one.

    • @hkg2310
      @hkg2310 4 года назад

      all i been thinking about loooooool

  • @paolocruz7917
    @paolocruz7917 3 года назад +2040

    Carla Shaw has a point, she's an icon and she's a legend

    • @IceCrystal130
      @IceCrystal130 2 года назад +84

      She is THE moment

    • @wohlhabendermanager
      @wohlhabendermanager 2 года назад

      Carla Shaw knows that "the friends we made along the way" is just a giant hoax.

    • @IceCrystal130
      @IceCrystal130 2 года назад +11

      @@wohlhabendermanager exactly

    • @FrozenPines
      @FrozenPines Год назад +37

      She doesn’t need friends, they disappoint her. 🙄 💅✨

    • @foisdequoi
      @foisdequoi 10 месяцев назад +4

      And she is still alive.

  • @PseudoPseudoDionysius
    @PseudoPseudoDionysius 4 года назад +3878

    These people are the default sims in The Sims 1 come to life.

  • @meyas
    @meyas 4 года назад +6553

    "I can see the statue of liberty from here"
    *dislocates back

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 4 года назад +3293

    Even knowing these are acting auditions, some of these just make no sense.

    • @katiekate2999
      @katiekate2999 4 года назад +417

      Finally someone explains some context lmao.
      I still have no idea what the fuck is going on

    • @givecamichips
      @givecamichips 4 года назад +195

      At least one of them is from an improv class, so being given weird stuff and making it work was a goal for some of them.

    • @chocolatepudding1241
      @chocolatepudding1241 4 года назад +135

      Katie Kate oh this whole time, I thought it was a weird commercial

    • @misocompilations1044
      @misocompilations1044 4 года назад +28

      an unus annus fan, i see you’re a man of taste

    • @Johnwicklover1994
      @Johnwicklover1994 4 года назад +22

      Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

  • @laineyluvslanadelrey
    @laineyluvslanadelrey 10 месяцев назад +101

    nightmare blunt rotation

  • @melatoniin
    @melatoniin 4 года назад +7842

    “I feel like a deer, in the headlights of love.”
    wow. that’s deep.

    • @anthraxiii7753
      @anthraxiii7753 4 года назад +59

      the only thing that is deep is my pain in this ungodly world

    • @teenyweeny3005
      @teenyweeny3005 4 года назад +1

      where’s ur pfp from?

    • @wonkwev
      @wonkwev 4 года назад +16

      I feel like a deer in the headlights of false hope whenever I get close with a girl

    • @maddestoflads5040
      @maddestoflads5040 4 года назад +12

      are you 14, cuz that would make sense if so

    • @Battery_Acid_666
      @Battery_Acid_666 4 года назад +4

      You could stop at 5 or 6 stores or just one

  • @cindyjenkins1913
    @cindyjenkins1913 4 года назад +2525

    senior quote:
    "i feel like a deer in the headlights of love"
    OR
    "honey, you've got a big storm coming"

    • @carolineroberts9644
      @carolineroberts9644 4 года назад +4

      Lil Timmy Tim 2 one

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 4 года назад +30

      Second one. Make us proud.

    • @emilycolmenares6463
      @emilycolmenares6463 4 года назад +17

      Mine is honey you got a big storm coming

    • @mralt1923
      @mralt1923 4 года назад +5

      2

    • @osh2162
      @osh2162 4 года назад +4

      Caroline Roberts he’s in the closet, I stuffed him. Cause I was in the ~closet~

  • @ARUiARTfr
    @ARUiARTfr 4 года назад +3431

    “Can I ask you kind of a weird question?”
    *poses*

    • @ARUiARTfr
      @ARUiARTfr 4 года назад +136

      “I can see the Statue of Liberty from here”
      Proceeds to try martial arts

    • @RED01SEA
      @RED01SEA 3 года назад +26

      people say that time heals all wombs !!!!

    • @Ant_0n_y0u
      @Ant_0n_y0u 3 года назад +41

      👩🏼
      👉🏻👚👉🏻
      🦵🏻🦵🏻

    • @1st_player_XD
      @1st_player_XD 3 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @noahclark7603
      @noahclark7603 3 года назад +3

      That was my favorite part

  • @gabbylopez9091
    @gabbylopez9091 2 года назад +497

    Legend has it, she still hasn't asked us the weird question.

    • @hiiilolol
      @hiiilolol Год назад +4

      i wonder what it was

    • @skissors
      @skissors Год назад +8

      she sorta did y'know -- the question she asked _was_ a question 😂

    • @gabbylopez9091
      @gabbylopez9091 Год назад +2

      @@skissors You have a very good point. Maybe she wrote it down and forgot to tell us! Or maybe she has the secret Krabby Patty formula!

  • @professoroak2568
    @professoroak2568 4 года назад +4202

    Teacher: Ok class time to introduce yourself
    The class:

    • @arikakarin2323
      @arikakarin2323 3 года назад +125

      my introduction : 0:54

    • @Basher.G
      @Basher.G 3 года назад +17

      I didn't know Yukudstopet Fievorsickstors Orjustwon is such a common name

    • @MickeyMouse-jg8ql
      @MickeyMouse-jg8ql 3 года назад +49

      My introduction: 0:09

    • @Basher.G
      @Basher.G 3 года назад +4

      @@MickeyMouse-jg8ql hello Eyedoneefreds Theidy Sapoinmee

    • @honestlyowain1121
      @honestlyowain1121 3 года назад +23

      Hi my name is Owain
      You could stop at five or six stores or just one.
      My dad is a schizophrenic but im still going to throw rocks at his ankles anyway
      🕺

  • @RingPop14
    @RingPop14 4 года назад +3153

    “I can’t stand it when she touches me”

  • @collardgreens5633
    @collardgreens5633 5 лет назад +3178

    1:08 “I can see the statue of liberty from here”
    *Fights the air and gets injured*

  • @Woodside235
    @Woodside235 Год назад +127

    "Put brass tacks on your shoes, and know. where. to. kick." 5:30
    Kinda a legitimately good line.

    • @alexf225
      @alexf225 10 дней назад +4

      she's kinda cool

    • @RoseCalyx
      @RoseCalyx 10 дней назад +2

      ​@@alexf225fr she seems like a badass

  • @koenvandamme6901
    @koenvandamme6901 7 лет назад +3062

    It's like a bunch of aliens that are trying to blend in after studying human behaviour by observing stroke victims and watching a lot of daytime soap opera.

    • @anthonyhughes8026
      @anthonyhughes8026 6 лет назад +11

      Koen Van Damme lmao

    • @mickymikado4240
      @mickymikado4240 6 лет назад +48

      I read this comment at 1 in the morning and I absolutely cracked up almost woke the household lmao

    • @redhadoken3172
      @redhadoken3172 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Etomia
      @Etomia 6 лет назад +3

      Koen Van Damme why can I not superlike a comment on RUclips :')

    • @AkenoFrost
      @AkenoFrost 6 лет назад

      😆 LMAO

  • @belledunn2640
    @belledunn2640 4 года назад +2877

    I clicked on this random RUclips recommendation thinking, "oh only 8 mins?"
    It felt SO much longer oh god

  • @anniegibbons1235
    @anniegibbons1235 9 лет назад +3427

    "i don't need friends they disappoint me"
    then i knew this would be golden

  • @Rum-Runner
    @Rum-Runner Год назад +662

    3:55
    Poor guy. There’s no way they didn’t call him “Dick Foreskin”. Imagine going your whole life with a name like that.

    • @spookboi
      @spookboi Год назад

      dick foreskin or fork in dick

    • @NickPapison
      @NickPapison Год назад +117

      what’s hilarious to me is that he introduces himself as richard but they label him as dick 😭 such an unfortunate nick name

    • @gsaucegaming6635
      @gsaucegaming6635 10 месяцев назад +4

      He also had a “Rocky moment”

    • @arctos333
      @arctos333 6 месяцев назад +2

      I don’t think these are their real names. I mean, whose name is melody or beanie?

    • @Rum-Runner
      @Rum-Runner 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@arctos333 You’d be surprised. I know quite a few people named Melody tbf, it’s not an uncommon name.

  • @Jesse-ri5ud
    @Jesse-ri5ud 5 лет назад +2187

    this entire video is a journey through all the levels of hell

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 4 года назад +2901

    "He's inside the closet, I had him stuffed." I'm sorry?

    • @Fuhrertheboss
      @Fuhrertheboss 4 года назад +56

      Probably referencing pegging

    • @filth8369
      @filth8369 4 года назад +23

      I read this at the exact time I heard it

    • @elimyers9413
      @elimyers9413 4 года назад +1

      @@filth8369 hahaha me too! How funny

    • @sofiah.r5534
      @sofiah.r5534 4 года назад +16

      What? Doesn’t everyone do that?

    • @filth8369
      @filth8369 4 года назад +4

      Sofia H.R I thought so at first too but it’s only like 70% of the population

  • @user-tf6qi1uh2g
    @user-tf6qi1uh2g 4 года назад +2073

    why is no one talking about the man who sensually rolls his wheelchair

  • @jasonbordine1396
    @jasonbordine1396 Год назад +189

    6:37 when the cashier says “enjoy your food” and you respond “thanks, you too”

    • @Marina-nt6my
      @Marina-nt6my Год назад +11

      Idk why it's that bad. They will have food at some point in the future.

    • @samandom8772
      @samandom8772 2 месяца назад +5

      You could stop at 5 or 6 cashiers, or just one.

    • @NachtAsile
      @NachtAsile 15 дней назад

      ​@@samandom8772Would one person fill you up though? Better keep going

  • @ValenciaStables
    @ValenciaStables 5 лет назад +1907

    *im a deer in the headlights of love*

  • @elijahwagner9881
    @elijahwagner9881 8 лет назад +830

    Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond for the last 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery; the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down over there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room in this modern world for an old man and his ducks.

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 8 лет назад +21

      Greatest Twilight Zone monologue in history

    • @gregor-samsa3723
      @gregor-samsa3723 8 лет назад +32

      Isn't this also from the simpsons?

    • @wetwank
      @wetwank 8 лет назад +16

      THE FUCKIMG TURNS END MY LIFE

    • @ithanmonico2495
      @ithanmonico2495 8 лет назад +1

      Eli Wagner copyright!

    • @megaddington7774
      @megaddington7774 7 лет назад +7

      the way he revolves omg is he in a wheeley chair

  • @gnashattack1
    @gnashattack1 4 года назад +2873

    Some of these people are actually good and natural actors and that’s worse

  • @ajventura2423
    @ajventura2423 2 года назад +290

    “You Could Stop At Five Or Six Stores” is a scripted line repeatedly uttered by several actors while auditioning for an unknown commercial at the Sarantos Studio of Acting. The quote rose to online notoriety and became a popular subject of parodies after an edited montage reel of the audition, which consists of various actors awkwardly delivering the tagline along with other off-screen commentaries and dramatic poses, was uploaded to RUclips in 2010.

    • @TriadManInit1_
      @TriadManInit1_ Год назад +12

      definitely AI generated

    • @kuni2330
      @kuni2330 6 месяцев назад +10

      I don't think AI could make something this strange

    • @ajventura2423
      @ajventura2423 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@kuni2330 Yeah, this video was made waaayyyyy back before ai was even a thing.

    • @lemonsdelish
      @lemonsdelish 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@ajventura2423I think they were talking about your comment.

  • @dero7762
    @dero7762 4 года назад +2033

    When she said “I don’t need friends,they disappoint me” I felt that

    • @BiG-JuPO1O1
      @BiG-JuPO1O1 4 года назад +13

      That me in life

    • @phae_c
      @phae_c 4 года назад +15

      friends don't need me, I'm a disappointment.

    • @thorondorstrelokx9018
      @thorondorstrelokx9018 4 года назад +4

      @@phae_c we know what you feel bruh :(

    • @alienn6201
      @alienn6201 4 года назад

      Me to 🤚🏻🤚🏻😔😔

    • @muthascorpio
      @muthascorpio 4 года назад +1

      Same ! Goals

  • @sunlooper
    @sunlooper 6 лет назад +3530

    I think I may just stick to the 5 other stores

  • @SwaggerSonic
    @SwaggerSonic 4 года назад +5933

    This becomes more nonsensical and scary and confusing as it progresses

  • @Fivedollerfootlongg
    @Fivedollerfootlongg 2 года назад +16

    I was invested in Joe Banks, 82 years young who’s come to feed the ducks for the past 17 years.

  • @silverpunk1550
    @silverpunk1550 6 лет назад +1474

    1:29 She's ACTUALLY talented. Omg

  • @ava-dv4zp
    @ava-dv4zp 5 лет назад +5775

    me and my multiple personalities at 3 am

    • @Zyn_Shi
      @Zyn_Shi 5 лет назад +22

      OMG IT'S MURDOC AHHHH *insert long fangirling moment*
      But yeah same

    • @happyface3111
      @happyface3111 5 лет назад +6

      ava same tho!

    • @London_Tipton
      @London_Tipton 5 лет назад +3

      Fucking same omg

    • @sladewatkins
      @sladewatkins 5 лет назад +9

      i don't need friends, they disappoint me.

    • @judi9126
      @judi9126 5 лет назад

      Lmao same

  • @emmaj5807
    @emmaj5807 5 лет назад +3825

    I finally figured out what these are
    They're auditions so I guess they had to say the commercial line and then their own line.

    • @dymiej8733
      @dymiej8733 5 лет назад +68

      Emma - yea i was thinking the same thing.

    • @xovinniee
      @xovinniee 5 лет назад +187

      Emma - but ive never seen anything saying 5 or 6 stores or just 1

    • @SirFaceFone
      @SirFaceFone 5 лет назад +146

      It's for a McDonald's ad

    • @xovinniee
      @xovinniee 5 лет назад +9

      FortyFive oh

    • @svimarie6844
      @svimarie6844 5 лет назад +33

      a_wooden_horse-_- McDonald’s.

  • @ArchibaldClumpy
    @ArchibaldClumpy 2 года назад +66

    This makes me so happy every time I rediscover it. The lines always come out of the blue and make me crack up.

    • @Fowsta
      @Fowsta 4 месяца назад

      blarg

  • @theposhpersonaj2802
    @theposhpersonaj2802 7 лет назад +856

    "I am the Queeeen of the Uniiiverse. The waves pahhhhrt n' they enguuuulf meee and the watur is wahhhrm. *creepy smile*

    • @clustr5285
      @clustr5285 6 лет назад +7

      The Posh Person AJ You've created a whole 'notther FNAF sequel or something...

    • @clustr5285
      @clustr5285 6 лет назад +4

      Also I play aj too *dabs*

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 6 лет назад +14

      Shut up.. just shut up... don't say a word

    • @shekinahjeanjordain9445
      @shekinahjeanjordain9445 6 лет назад +19

      HONEY YOU'VE GOT
      A BIG STORM COMING

    • @s_libraaa
      @s_libraaa 6 лет назад +8

      I will sack the FUCKING lot of you. Is that clear.

  • @sonicroll3000
    @sonicroll3000 8 лет назад +912

    "I want him, and I know you can't keep him forever."

    • @tianapuente3872
      @tianapuente3872 8 лет назад +27

      LMAOOO UY SAID THAT RIGHHT AT THE PART I WAS AT

    • @HodlinC
      @HodlinC 7 лет назад +5

      Tiana Puente 3 months ago??

    • @falconbalcon632
      @falconbalcon632 7 лет назад +7

      SAME

    • @aaliyahlovee3692
      @aaliyahlovee3692 7 лет назад

      +Tiana Puente SAME OMG

    • @UltraBeats1
      @UltraBeats1 7 лет назад +4

      If you search her up, she's now a grandma who works at Walmart in Back Bay, Boston.

  • @taraodoherty7954
    @taraodoherty7954 4 года назад +2151

    “i am the *queen* of the universe
    the waves part, they engulf me
    and the water is warm”

    • @acid2484
      @acid2484 4 года назад +117

      She peed in the water.

    • @amandaf7214
      @amandaf7214 4 года назад +38

      THE WAVES PAHHHHRRT

    • @adamramirez3866
      @adamramirez3866 4 года назад +37

      THEY ENGAAAAGHHHLLLPPPH ME and the water is WHHHAARMMM

    • @JonFD
      @JonFD 4 года назад +5

      A Kloes The lady who voiced her died :-(

    • @greyxofgaming2568
      @greyxofgaming2568 4 года назад +4

      WAGGGGGHHHHTEEERRRR

  • @jingusjongus9377
    @jingusjongus9377 2 года назад +44

    The guy that comes in at 7:23 is actually really good lol, He should have gone for a career in TV acting lmao

    • @JacquileJohnson
      @JacquileJohnson 7 месяцев назад +8

      He actually is a actor, I googled him

  • @julesrichards2421
    @julesrichards2421 7 лет назад +1144

    "I don't need friends, they disappoint me."
    same

    • @loose_screwed
      @loose_screwed 7 лет назад +5

      GavinTalks TooMuch Me tbh

    • @hobowoofer3755
      @hobowoofer3755 7 лет назад +17

      I'm the one that dissapoints

    • @Album27
      @Album27 7 лет назад +1

      Looooonleeeey you are so looooonleeeey

    • @property3959
      @property3959 7 лет назад +2

      I'm dying

    • @kjcruiser7855
      @kjcruiser7855 6 лет назад +2

      AmazingAlex 27 Why you here than,screw off

  • @justandrew9752
    @justandrew9752 6 лет назад +300

    0:53 "I am the Queen of the universe, the waves part, and they engulf me, and the water is warm." **Insert weird smile**

    • @property3959
      @property3959 5 лет назад +5

      I feel like a deer in the headlights of love

    • @letssuitcase
      @letssuitcase 5 лет назад +4

      I dont need friends they disappoint me

    • @Battery_Acid_666
      @Battery_Acid_666 5 лет назад +3

      0:25 honey you got a big storm comin

    • @iLikeTheUDK
      @iLikeTheUDK 5 лет назад +2

      Or just one.

    • @s0phi4r
      @s0phi4r 5 лет назад +2

      "the water is warm" *creepy smile* *sees yellow water* "Linda!!!!!!!!"

  • @Skygirl-rp4ob
    @Skygirl-rp4ob 4 года назад +6639

    Working theory: this is an ad for a bookstore, and everyone's quoting their favorite line from a book.

    • @beahgg
      @beahgg 4 года назад +99

      :0!

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s 3 года назад +629

      wouldn't people in these comments be like "hey I've heard that!" then? I think it's definitely an acting audition but I cannot for the life of me imagine what for

    • @archie-1208
      @archie-1208 3 года назад +363

      What kind of freakish book is the duck guy reading

    • @Skygirl-rp4ob
      @Skygirl-rp4ob 3 года назад +13

      @Yess7895 ty

    • @cyanidefilledcandy2
      @cyanidefilledcandy2 3 года назад +180

      @@colorbar.s Not necessarily. While a lot of this stuff sounds off the wall with no context, most of them are not that distinctive and I've heard them in multiple places at multiple times.
      If it is an ad or ad audition, it might be for a movie store.
      I personally think it's some weird art project or like a lot of weird things that pop up on the internet, it was just cut, pasted and taken out of context from an obscure video (like Obey the Walrus or I Feel Fantastic).

  • @mochs62512
    @mochs62512 Год назад +105

    4:09 no one is gonna be able to beat that pose

    • @cowslaw
      @cowslaw Месяц назад +5

      Some call that move the “apprehensive step”

  • @skylerhmoore
    @skylerhmoore 6 лет назад +31619

    i don't need friends, they *disappoint* me.

  • @Philip3777
    @Philip3777 5 лет назад +2770

    it gets more confusing as the video continues and *i love it*

  • @annascarpone6357
    @annascarpone6357 5 лет назад +18138

    can i ask you kind of a weird question?
    **aggressive finger guns**

  • @Marcell2aG
    @Marcell2aG Год назад +14

    8:18
    “We hear the police have orders to shoot long haired niggas first!”
    BRO WHAT?! 😂😂😂😂

  • @stalecheeeto
    @stalecheeeto 8 лет назад +1860

    you could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just end my suffering.

    • @kagechaos8899
      @kagechaos8899 8 лет назад +3

      same

    • @emmastrege9297
      @emmastrege9297 8 лет назад +1

      eleven :DDD

    • @omersafian7659
      @omersafian7659 7 лет назад +4

      i know ur photo it was mine two months ago

    • @eatit5962
      @eatit5962 7 лет назад +2

      Barry B. Benson hey do me a favor and give me your profile picture

    • @randimallett5604
      @randimallett5604 7 лет назад +79

      H O N E Y Y O U G O T A B I G S T O R M C O M I N

  • @goodspaghett8558
    @goodspaghett8558 5 лет назад +1206

    8:10 omg I think I played Wii Tennis with that man!

    • @WaveAqualei
      @WaveAqualei 5 лет назад +154

      No you didn’t, he played Wii Sports with you

    • @na2154
      @na2154 4 года назад +8

      Good Spaghett omg

    • @doctoc1334
      @doctoc1334 4 года назад +37

      Good Spaghett Fucking Matt, beating my ass in Boxing

    • @du4lingo
      @du4lingo 4 года назад +6

      He's the guy from wii sports resort that throws things for you to slice

    • @MysticalOriginz
      @MysticalOriginz 4 года назад +5

      DocToc it’s Matt

  • @UmeSama2080
    @UmeSama2080 5 лет назад +4106

    So apparently, these clips are from an acting school called Sarantos Studios in Chicago. I don’t think they’re in business anymore
    Edit: They’re still in business!

  • @firestorm376
    @firestorm376 2 года назад +18

    "They call him the Sandman because he likes to put people to sleep."
    Damn, that one gave me legit chills.

  • @shelbytran9863
    @shelbytran9863 3 года назад +3489

    0:39
    Her: "Can i ask you a weird question?"
    Me: go on...
    Her: 💃🏻

    • @siryes
      @siryes 3 года назад +81

      i mean there is the weird part but no question

    • @ayana707
      @ayana707 3 года назад +25

      OML I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

    • @balterblack8592
      @balterblack8592 3 года назад +19

      1:26

    • @stephanienader7604
      @stephanienader7604 3 года назад +1

      @@balterblack8592 wow this was just a few seconds ago

    • @Libineeraj
      @Libineeraj 3 года назад +1

      *⛹🏻‍♀️*

  • @Number1PentariShipper
    @Number1PentariShipper 4 года назад +6105

    *"I don't need friends, they disappoint me."*
    That's the most relatable words in history.

  • @magus.k
    @magus.k 8 месяцев назад +30

    i cant stop giggling at this even though i have already seen this so many times

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 5 месяцев назад

      Same, I'm back & losing my shit. I forgot all about the terror of 7:49

  • @iwillbymitski
    @iwillbymitski 3 года назад +2729

    “The test isn’t that hard to understand!”
    The test:

  • @celadon6554
    @celadon6554 3 года назад +1317

    "Some say... the ducks went to Canada... But others say... Toronto..."

  • @L1nk2002
    @L1nk2002 10 месяцев назад +16

    Idk why but the fact that these are real people with real lives whose existence is not bound to this video is crazy to me.

  • @zoe-tk8gk
    @zoe-tk8gk 5 лет назад +610

    *i don’t need friends, they disappoint me*
    i really felt that

  • @WSSRIOTCONTROL
    @WSSRIOTCONTROL 6 лет назад +14934

    Why does the background look like you're getting your school picture taken

    • @tia.p
      @tia.p 5 лет назад +55

      WSSRIOTCONTROL yesss

    • @rageboyRM
      @rageboyRM 5 лет назад +149

      Mute backgrounds in screen tests help highlight non prominent facial features.

    • @h455hn
      @h455hn 5 лет назад +14

      .... I thought I was the only one XD

    • @gagastan9901
      @gagastan9901 5 лет назад +3

      xD

    • @Kate-he8ug
      @Kate-he8ug 5 лет назад +9

      Thank you for using proper grammar

  • @a_ghost5950
    @a_ghost5950 3 года назад +3283

    I'm convinced this is just an easter egg of early beta testing data for the simulation that is the universe.

  • @HaruDaRabbit
    @HaruDaRabbit Год назад +7

    2:20 i cried when she says "our spirit runs away with us" then the camera cuts to a guy in a wheelchair

  • @POLOR1000
    @POLOR1000 3 года назад +2327

    *I Am The Queen Of The Universe.*
    *The waves part,*
    *They E N G O L F Me*
    *And The Water Is W A R M.*

    • @dweebingdailey5795
      @dweebingdailey5795 3 года назад +40

      0:53

    • @ayana707
      @ayana707 3 года назад +8

      @@dweebingdailey5795 thanks!

    • @Josh23761
      @Josh23761 3 года назад +20

      She literally started saying it soon as I started reading.

    • @bitterrsquiidss
      @bitterrsquiidss 3 года назад +5

      That One made me uncomfortable. The way she says it and *stares*

    • @chrispboi7906
      @chrispboi7906 3 года назад +7

      I can’t stand it when she touches me

  • @mosquitojames5690
    @mosquitojames5690 4 года назад +11343

    This definitely has a deeper meaning and I don’t think we are able find it out

  • @itslitillgohome3558
    @itslitillgohome3558 6 лет назад +7196

    *HONEY YOU GOT A BIG STORM COMING*

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 6 лет назад +196

      I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN SHE TOUCHES ME

    • @dogeking2166
      @dogeking2166 6 лет назад +166

      I DONT NEED FRIENDS THEY DISAPPOINT ME!

    • @jamiewickersham8899
      @jamiewickersham8899 6 лет назад +53

      I HEARD ENOUGH OF YOU LAST NIGHT TO LAST ME A LIFETIME

    • @AmericanPharaoh10
      @AmericanPharaoh10 6 лет назад +13

      0:25 for those looking for it

    • @ohyeayea68
      @ohyeayea68 6 лет назад +18

      I feel like a deer in the headlights of love...

  • @emma-zc1io
    @emma-zc1io 5 лет назад +524

    @ 1:10 this guy hit the woah before it even existed

  • @mintstar3
    @mintstar3 5 лет назад +668

    The duck guy story
    4:59
    6:16
    7:00
    8:23
    I'm sorry this was gold

    • @Rottypops
      @Rottypops 5 лет назад +21

      A Simpsons reference

    • @TheHammyYammy
      @TheHammyYammy 5 лет назад +7

      This was Bart’s people, thank you for watching.

    • @jindialston1099
      @jindialston1099 5 лет назад +3

      Do the roar

    • @guccicookers5152
      @guccicookers5152 5 лет назад

      I love how his whole body moves keeps moving to turn his head

  • @nightfallkitty5496
    @nightfallkitty5496 7 лет назад +285

    Honey,
    you've got a big storm coming.

  • @ssjfroku
    @ssjfroku 3 месяца назад +5

    I want this played on multiple tvs as you walk in to my funeral. All the videos will be played at different times lol

  • @MrPrius-fy1sc
    @MrPrius-fy1sc 4 года назад +447

    this gets more and more disturbing as it goes on

  • @arabellegl9847
    @arabellegl9847 5 лет назад +405

    3:08 she is like the women version of dwight from the office

    • @josiet199
      @josiet199 4 года назад +9

      Angel_Gamez I don’t think you could be more accurate 😂

    • @aliviastienen
      @aliviastienen 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @user-eg1gk2xc4s
      @user-eg1gk2xc4s 4 года назад +1

      👁️👄👁️

    • @jamesfrey3973
      @jamesfrey3973 4 года назад

      Basket Of Kisses she looks like Gary Busey. Lol.

  • @rubyayers7320
    @rubyayers7320 4 года назад +1492

    Theory: these are all people from Gen Z who learned to time travel.

    • @1pukegl1tter_
      @1pukegl1tter_ 4 года назад +33

      Ruby Doo honestly it probably is

    • @rebekahw.8990
      @rebekahw.8990 4 года назад +15

      Seriously. I didn’t even realize it could be for a commercial or something until my older brother said it

    • @patrickpowers4533
      @patrickpowers4533 4 года назад +9

      Rebekah W. Some of it I think is, but some of them are reciting lines from famous plays and such. Like, the girl at 4:13 is reciting a line from a play called The Laramie Project.

    • @rebekahw.8990
      @rebekahw.8990 4 года назад +2

      Patrick Powers yeah, I could tell they were doing short (very short lol) monologues too

    • @claudiaperi4990
      @claudiaperi4990 4 года назад +3

      And the ducks monologue is from the Simpsons.

  • @Theyluv_seulgi
    @Theyluv_seulgi Год назад +11

    “Honey, you got a big storm coming”

  • @cyddi3919
    @cyddi3919 4 года назад +3099

    “you could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just one“
    “𝑖 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒“

    • @historysyourbestfriend5500
      @historysyourbestfriend5500 4 года назад +112

      “ *i can’t stand it when she touches me* “

    • @astragato.
      @astragato. 4 года назад +19

      He's In My Closet

    • @astragato.
      @astragato. 4 года назад +9

      How did you get that font?

    • @cyddi3919
      @cyddi3919 4 года назад +5

      @A Bunch Of Insecure Buddys i downloaded a fonts app

    • @taxiiswith2is
      @taxiiswith2is 4 года назад +6

      The truck driver:
      Honey, youve got a big storm coming

  • @Luckyman125
    @Luckyman125 6 лет назад +453

    *I cAnT sTanD iT wHeN sHe touChEs mE*

  • @d33m0nic
    @d33m0nic 4 года назад +339

    “I can see the Statue of Liberty from here”
    “🕺🏼”

  • @RatGangisMYusername
    @RatGangisMYusername 4 месяца назад +4

    I don't need friends, they disappoint me.
    that's big

  • @allypally5155
    @allypally5155 4 года назад +740

    6:33 he actually sounds good, he could be like some sort of narrator

  • @matman000000
    @matman000000 4 года назад +889

    3:55 a minute of silence for that man's name

    • @car7862
      @car7862 4 года назад +59

      Shoot it's a fork in my -

    • @misocompilations1044
      @misocompilations1044 4 года назад +4

      Baddie Mc Gee pFFT

    • @lucabricardknipp
      @lucabricardknipp 4 года назад +12

      Theres an s missing lol

    • @ODessa002
      @ODessa002 4 года назад +47

      Yo what was you doin last night man
      Me:
      *FORKIN DICK*

    • @yokab
      @yokab 4 года назад +7

      A BuM!

  • @lesmartboi1570
    @lesmartboi1570 4 года назад +467

    2:13 I remember fighting this guy in Wii Sports Boxing.

    • @rameznimri3101
      @rameznimri3101 4 года назад +16

      Matt? 😂

    • @strelitzia6319
      @strelitzia6319 4 года назад +10

      THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED

    • @luchoney5868
      @luchoney5868 3 года назад +1

      Memories from my childhood just flashed before my eyes 😂😂😂

  • @isaacterry1243
    @isaacterry1243 5 лет назад +742

    I loved him, he asked me to have a baby and I said "no."
    *...and then he got hit by a bus*

  • @SparkyShepard
    @SparkyShepard 4 года назад +705

    6:10 why does no one talk about this being from the "John,i want a divorce"

    • @BaronVonPurp
      @BaronVonPurp 4 года назад +18

      Hahahahaha

    • @Cuyone
      @Cuyone 4 года назад +30

      Divorce HahAaHahHaAhaHaAha

    • @ryanm3045
      @ryanm3045 4 года назад +13

      divorce HAHAhahaHa

    • @sorsa6454
      @sorsa6454 4 года назад +9

      Divorce... HEHEHEHEHEHE

    • @emoweebo5235
      @emoweebo5235 4 года назад +5

      I don’t like your games

  • @palebludot
    @palebludot 2 года назад +18

    every once in a while i come back to this and it never gets old

  • @toyastewartdowney3316
    @toyastewartdowney3316 6 лет назад +561

    I am the QWEEN of the universe, The WWAAVVES part, They enGULF, And the WATER is WARM

    • @soup4720
      @soup4720 6 лет назад +11

      Toya Stewart Downey **smiles**

    • @worlds1ep3enthusiast92
      @worlds1ep3enthusiast92 5 лет назад +9

      Or just one

    • @Mesruksi
      @Mesruksi 5 лет назад +7

      LEGOBRICK STUDIOS
      I can see the statue of liberty from here

    • @Beauryllium
      @Beauryllium 5 лет назад +1

      *u n c o m f o r t a b l e*

  • @reidleblanc3140
    @reidleblanc3140 5 лет назад +1645

    This isn't really much less terrifying with context.
    step one: say "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one."
    step two: say a one-liner an insane murderer would say right before they kill you.
    step three: strike a pose.

    • @dnuoz819
      @dnuoz819 4 года назад +145

      Reid LeBlanc ‘I can see the Statue of Liberty from here’

    • @lillrice27
      @lillrice27 4 года назад +93

      “I can’t stand it when she touches me”

    • @katehernandez600
      @katehernandez600 4 года назад +78

      "honey, you got a big storm coming"

    • @powderpocalypse
      @powderpocalypse 4 года назад +48

      I did it
      I said "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one"
      Then I said "I'mma fuck you're whole family after this!"
      | |
      U
      | 👌🏻
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      |\
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    • @totallynotlilly
      @totallynotlilly 4 года назад +10

      @@powderpocalypse fantastic

  • @zerowing6031
    @zerowing6031 8 лет назад +214

    I genuinely love the "ducks" guy.

    • @champo976
      @champo976 8 лет назад +1

      +Cara G he reminds me of Matt Mulholland

    • @krookodile4940
      @krookodile4940 6 лет назад +1

      He made me the most uncomfortable out of all of them.

  • @LowResCatExplosion
    @LowResCatExplosion 11 месяцев назад +6

    2:41 holy shit that one was powerful

  • @gandalfhan
    @gandalfhan 5 лет назад +947

    0:33 Thanos when he gets all of his infinity stones.

  • @mimivo7592
    @mimivo7592 9 лет назад +911

    Carla shaw is my spirit animal

  • @-aquamarine-324
    @-aquamarine-324 4 года назад +897

    2:57 ARREST THIS LADY SHE HAS DEFINITELY DONE A CRIME 😭

  • @stormi2534
    @stormi2534 3 месяца назад +2

    "And someone got up there and said... he said... um... Blahblahblahblahblah"
    I was rolling after this one.

  • @ohyeahwooyeah3849
    @ohyeahwooyeah3849 7 лет назад +316

    'i dont need friends they disappoint me'
    me

  • @alexaremigio102
    @alexaremigio102 5 лет назад +1507

    Honey, you've got a big storm coming
    *SNAP*
    *half of the universe dies*

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 года назад +753

    4:04
    "A bum. That's what he is; a bum!"
    **horse step**

  • @McNugge.
    @McNugge. 2 года назад +110

    "I didn't get married until 28. I met a man, I loved him. He assked me to get a baby an then I said _no_ "
    ......
    *"Then he got hit by a bus"*
    This came so out of the blue me and my black humour ass couldn't help but wheeze -

    • @Laurie_Ramone
      @Laurie_Ramone Год назад +6

      It's from a movie called Moonstruck with Cher and Nicholas Cage. One of the funniest and most underrated films of our time.

    • @McNugge.
      @McNugge. Год назад +2

      @@Laurie_Ramone interesting, I might give it a go! Thanksa bunch

  • @GusTheMcNugget
    @GusTheMcNugget 5 лет назад +308

    Why is this whole video just me alone in my room talking to myself

  • @drmnstr
    @drmnstr 5 лет назад +445

    5:18 BrEaTh *dramatic turn* The ducks... were gone.

    • @Appleboy78165
      @Appleboy78165 5 лет назад +5

      breeazy that whole line is a Simpsons reference

    • @CocoTheMii
      @CocoTheMii 5 лет назад +1

      The dramatic turn is at 5:16.

  • @spottedloaf
    @spottedloaf 5 лет назад +606

    6:16
    Some say, the ducks went to Canada.
    Others say, *Toronto*

  • @КГБКолДжорджКостанца

    This is pretty soothing to put on an old analog TV in Kursk

  • @Liviathan
    @Liviathan 3 года назад +2094

    Love how he chose to say "Richard Forkin" but the editors were adamant to include "Dick Forkin"

    • @emalaw1329
      @emalaw1329 3 года назад +28

      Oh hey, fancy meeting you here! If you're the real Liv_iathan, your videos about Hungarian vocabulary always manage to crack me up, keep up the good work!

    • @Liviathan
      @Liviathan 3 года назад +20

      @@emalaw1329 haha thank you, I am!!

    • @urmanthenascarfan5847
      @urmanthenascarfan5847 2 года назад +30

      Just add "es" between r and k

    • @azia5051
      @azia5051 2 года назад +11

      Who is watching this in 2022?! I am.

    • @jiri1679
      @jiri1679 2 года назад

      Forkin, Dick