Hi my name is Owain You could stop at five or six stores or just one. My dad is a schizophrenic but im still going to throw rocks at his ankles anyway 🕺
It's like a bunch of aliens that are trying to blend in after studying human behaviour by observing stroke victims and watching a lot of daytime soap opera.
Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond for the last 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery; the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down over there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room in this modern world for an old man and his ducks.
“You Could Stop At Five Or Six Stores” is a scripted line repeatedly uttered by several actors while auditioning for an unknown commercial at the Sarantos Studio of Acting. The quote rose to online notoriety and became a popular subject of parodies after an edited montage reel of the audition, which consists of various actors awkwardly delivering the tagline along with other off-screen commentaries and dramatic poses, was uploaded to RUclips in 2010.
wouldn't people in these comments be like "hey I've heard that!" then? I think it's definitely an acting audition but I cannot for the life of me imagine what for
@@colorbar.s Not necessarily. While a lot of this stuff sounds off the wall with no context, most of them are not that distinctive and I've heard them in multiple places at multiple times. If it is an ad or ad audition, it might be for a movie store. I personally think it's some weird art project or like a lot of weird things that pop up on the internet, it was just cut, pasted and taken out of context from an obscure video (like Obey the Walrus or I Feel Fantastic).
So apparently, these clips are from an acting school called Sarantos Studios in Chicago. I don’t think they’re in business anymore Edit: They’re still in business!
Rebekah W. Some of it I think is, but some of them are reciting lines from famous plays and such. Like, the girl at 4:13 is reciting a line from a play called The Laramie Project.
This isn't really much less terrifying with context. step one: say "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one." step two: say a one-liner an insane murderer would say right before they kill you. step three: strike a pose.
I did it I said "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one" Then I said "I'mma fuck you're whole family after this!" | | U | 👌🏻 | / |\ |👇🏻 | \ \
"I didn't get married until 28. I met a man, I loved him. He assked me to get a baby an then I said _no_ " ...... *"Then he got hit by a bus"* This came so out of the blue me and my black humour ass couldn't help but wheeze -
Oh hey, fancy meeting you here! If you're the real Liv_iathan, your videos about Hungarian vocabulary always manage to crack me up, keep up the good work!
So:
-State your name
-Say the line
-Say something a serial killer would say
-Strike a pose
WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD LMFAO
but what about all those ducks T.T
Correction
-say something a romantic serial killer would say
I can see the statue of liberty from here
Yup
Choose Your Character
+Platinum the Trinity she doesnt need friends, though, they disappoint her
Carla Shaw
Car-Car-Car-Car Carla Shaw!
(super smash bros melee)
+BullockDS Richard Forkin.
+BullockDS Honey, you got a big storm comin.
+BullockDS Joe Banks sounds like he can fight.
“can i ask you kind of a weird question?”
“💃”
1000th like lol
Dirty Garage Wiffleball I WAS ONE THOUSANDTH LIKE FAKER
LIKE A BOSS MEMES! calm your ass down lol
@@dirtygaragewiffleball9621 or just one.
all i been thinking about loooooool
Carla Shaw has a point, she's an icon and she's a legend
She is THE moment
Carla Shaw knows that "the friends we made along the way" is just a giant hoax.
@@wohlhabendermanager exactly
She doesn’t need friends, they disappoint her. 🙄 💅✨
And she is still alive.
These people are the default sims in The Sims 1 come to life.
Oh my god you're right
This is what townies are like in Sims 4
Yesus
I was just thinking that!
Amazing!!
"I can see the statue of liberty from here"
*dislocates back
What a view!
Lolll
OhShit I'm crying 😂
hahhahaah I can’t stop laughing
Science.
Even knowing these are acting auditions, some of these just make no sense.
Finally someone explains some context lmao.
I still have no idea what the fuck is going on
At least one of them is from an improv class, so being given weird stuff and making it work was a goal for some of them.
Katie Kate oh this whole time, I thought it was a weird commercial
an unus annus fan, i see you’re a man of taste
Memento Mori. Unus Annus.
nightmare blunt rotation
“I feel like a deer, in the headlights of love.”
wow. that’s deep.
the only thing that is deep is my pain in this ungodly world
where’s ur pfp from?
I feel like a deer in the headlights of false hope whenever I get close with a girl
are you 14, cuz that would make sense if so
You could stop at 5 or 6 stores or just one
senior quote:
"i feel like a deer in the headlights of love"
OR
"honey, you've got a big storm coming"
Lil Timmy Tim 2 one
Second one. Make us proud.
Mine is honey you got a big storm coming
2
Caroline Roberts he’s in the closet, I stuffed him. Cause I was in the ~closet~
“Can I ask you kind of a weird question?”
*poses*
“I can see the Statue of Liberty from here”
Proceeds to try martial arts
people say that time heals all wombs !!!!
👩🏼
👉🏻👚👉🏻
🦵🏻🦵🏻
Yes
That was my favorite part
Legend has it, she still hasn't asked us the weird question.
i wonder what it was
she sorta did y'know -- the question she asked _was_ a question 😂
@@skissors You have a very good point. Maybe she wrote it down and forgot to tell us! Or maybe she has the secret Krabby Patty formula!
Teacher: Ok class time to introduce yourself
The class:
my introduction : 0:54
I didn't know Yukudstopet Fievorsickstors Orjustwon is such a common name
My introduction: 0:09
@@MickeyMouse-jg8ql hello Eyedoneefreds Theidy Sapoinmee
Hi my name is Owain
You could stop at five or six stores or just one.
My dad is a schizophrenic but im still going to throw rocks at his ankles anyway
🕺
“I can’t stand it when she touches me”
pcg that one is underrated
69 likes, nice.
A whole mood
That's what He said
she was way ahead of the coronavirus
1:08 “I can see the statue of liberty from here”
*Fights the air and gets injured*
Like all good New York landmarks
kinda hit the woah doe🥴
I’m not ok i thought he hit the woah
He's in the closet. I had him stuffed
I’m not ok 👊✊👊✋🕺🏻🤛🤜🤛
"Put brass tacks on your shoes, and know. where. to. kick." 5:30
Kinda a legitimately good line.
she's kinda cool
@@alexf225fr she seems like a badass
It's like a bunch of aliens that are trying to blend in after studying human behaviour by observing stroke victims and watching a lot of daytime soap opera.
Koen Van Damme lmao
I read this comment at 1 in the morning and I absolutely cracked up almost woke the household lmao
😂😂😂
Koen Van Damme why can I not superlike a comment on RUclips :')
😆 LMAO
I clicked on this random RUclips recommendation thinking, "oh only 8 mins?"
It felt SO much longer oh god
Can I just say the ducks aren't in Canada, we have a regular amount of ducks
Belle Dunn honestlyyyyyy
Belle Dunn god its still going
Belle Dunn I wonder why
@@ilovecorpseparty8930 boy you need help
"i don't need friends they disappoint me"
then i knew this would be golden
Chloe H. Magpie Night you need to watch this
wtf is this
^
i think its a mcdonald's commercial audition tape and its amazing
Yes. That's what kept me watching 😂
3:55
Poor guy. There’s no way they didn’t call him “Dick Foreskin”. Imagine going your whole life with a name like that.
dick foreskin or fork in dick
what’s hilarious to me is that he introduces himself as richard but they label him as dick 😭 such an unfortunate nick name
He also had a “Rocky moment”
I don’t think these are their real names. I mean, whose name is melody or beanie?
@@arctos333 You’d be surprised. I know quite a few people named Melody tbf, it’s not an uncommon name.
this entire video is a journey through all the levels of hell
Danté is SWOONING
heaven*
Joe banks 82 years young is satan and the ducks are his devils
You could stop at five or six levels of hell, or just all.
6:48
"He's inside the closet, I had him stuffed." I'm sorry?
Probably referencing pegging
I read this at the exact time I heard it
@@filth8369 hahaha me too! How funny
What? Doesn’t everyone do that?
Sofia H.R I thought so at first too but it’s only like 70% of the population
why is no one talking about the man who sensually rolls his wheelchair
His name's Johnny Joestar
LMFAOOOOO
Pimp my wheelchair before it was cool
6:37 when the cashier says “enjoy your food” and you respond “thanks, you too”
Idk why it's that bad. They will have food at some point in the future.
You could stop at 5 or 6 cashiers, or just one.
@@samandom8772Would one person fill you up though? Better keep going
*im a deer in the headlights of love*
AdelaideEventing little did he know he was a deer in the headlights of Corvette Williams (2:37)
Wow
AdelaideEventing I can't stand it when she *touches* me
me
PUT BRASS TACKS ON YOUR SHOES... *annd knnoww whennn tu KICK!!!*
Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond for the last 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery; the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down over there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room in this modern world for an old man and his ducks.
Greatest Twilight Zone monologue in history
Isn't this also from the simpsons?
THE FUCKIMG TURNS END MY LIFE
Eli Wagner copyright!
the way he revolves omg is he in a wheeley chair
Some of these people are actually good and natural actors and that’s worse
okay but tbh
1:26
Will Rogers nah
@@willrogers9932 Why do you not have a home anymore?
I think your entire profile is worse than that thought
“You Could Stop At Five Or Six Stores” is a scripted line repeatedly uttered by several actors while auditioning for an unknown commercial at the Sarantos Studio of Acting. The quote rose to online notoriety and became a popular subject of parodies after an edited montage reel of the audition, which consists of various actors awkwardly delivering the tagline along with other off-screen commentaries and dramatic poses, was uploaded to RUclips in 2010.
definitely AI generated
I don't think AI could make something this strange
@@kuni2330 Yeah, this video was made waaayyyyy back before ai was even a thing.
@@ajventura2423I think they were talking about your comment.
When she said “I don’t need friends,they disappoint me” I felt that
That me in life
friends don't need me, I'm a disappointment.
@@phae_c we know what you feel bruh :(
Me to 🤚🏻🤚🏻😔😔
Same ! Goals
I think I may just stick to the 5 other stores
Yeah but there might be 6 you can't be sure
LOL🤣🤣
Or just one...
Smart choice 🤔
*I want him...and I know you cant keep him forever.*
*That always puts the fear of God in me*
This becomes more nonsensical and scary and confusing as it progresses
Doggo Dom try an think of it as there all amazing actors an says what comes to mind
I'm gonna have some weird as hell nightmares tonite...😬
Agreed
1:28
Hmm
I was invested in Joe Banks, 82 years young who’s come to feed the ducks for the past 17 years.
1:29 She's ACTUALLY talented. Omg
I know I was engrossed in whatever story she was part of 😍♥️
Current mood
Ha
3:17 too
real talent at 0:26
me and my multiple personalities at 3 am
OMG IT'S MURDOC AHHHH *insert long fangirling moment*
But yeah same
ava same tho!
Fucking same omg
i don't need friends, they disappoint me.
Lmao same
I finally figured out what these are
They're auditions so I guess they had to say the commercial line and then their own line.
Emma - yea i was thinking the same thing.
Emma - but ive never seen anything saying 5 or 6 stores or just 1
It's for a McDonald's ad
FortyFive oh
a_wooden_horse-_- McDonald’s.
This makes me so happy every time I rediscover it. The lines always come out of the blue and make me crack up.
blarg
"I am the Queeeen of the Uniiiverse. The waves pahhhhrt n' they enguuuulf meee and the watur is wahhhrm. *creepy smile*
The Posh Person AJ You've created a whole 'notther FNAF sequel or something...
Also I play aj too *dabs*
Shut up.. just shut up... don't say a word
HONEY YOU'VE GOT
A BIG STORM COMING
I will sack the FUCKING lot of you. Is that clear.
"I want him, and I know you can't keep him forever."
LMAOOO UY SAID THAT RIGHHT AT THE PART I WAS AT
Tiana Puente 3 months ago??
SAME
+Tiana Puente SAME OMG
If you search her up, she's now a grandma who works at Walmart in Back Bay, Boston.
“i am the *queen* of the universe
the waves part, they engulf me
and the water is warm”
She peed in the water.
THE WAVES PAHHHHRRT
THEY ENGAAAAGHHHLLLPPPH ME and the water is WHHHAARMMM
A Kloes The lady who voiced her died :-(
WAGGGGGHHHHTEEERRRR
The guy that comes in at 7:23 is actually really good lol, He should have gone for a career in TV acting lmao
He actually is a actor, I googled him
"I don't need friends, they disappoint me."
same
GavinTalks TooMuch Me tbh
I'm the one that dissapoints
Looooonleeeey you are so looooonleeeey
I'm dying
AmazingAlex 27 Why you here than,screw off
0:53 "I am the Queen of the universe, the waves part, and they engulf me, and the water is warm." **Insert weird smile**
I feel like a deer in the headlights of love
I dont need friends they disappoint me
0:25 honey you got a big storm comin
Or just one.
"the water is warm" *creepy smile* *sees yellow water* "Linda!!!!!!!!"
Working theory: this is an ad for a bookstore, and everyone's quoting their favorite line from a book.
:0!
wouldn't people in these comments be like "hey I've heard that!" then? I think it's definitely an acting audition but I cannot for the life of me imagine what for
What kind of freakish book is the duck guy reading
@Yess7895 ty
@@colorbar.s Not necessarily. While a lot of this stuff sounds off the wall with no context, most of them are not that distinctive and I've heard them in multiple places at multiple times.
If it is an ad or ad audition, it might be for a movie store.
I personally think it's some weird art project or like a lot of weird things that pop up on the internet, it was just cut, pasted and taken out of context from an obscure video (like Obey the Walrus or I Feel Fantastic).
4:09 no one is gonna be able to beat that pose
Some call that move the “apprehensive step”
i don't need friends, they *disappoint* me.
skullfuck. HEY MOM
AYYYY
MAMA
Motto of my life
MOM IS HERE
it gets more confusing as the video continues and *i love it*
Same
Omg me toooo
can i ask you kind of a weird question?
**aggressive finger guns**
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thats me trying to flirt😂
TOP 10 ANIME CLIFFHANGERS
That’s the question, her pose was the question
bisexuals:
8:18
“We hear the police have orders to shoot long haired niggas first!”
BRO WHAT?! 😂😂😂😂
you could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just end my suffering.
same
eleven :DDD
i know ur photo it was mine two months ago
Barry B. Benson hey do me a favor and give me your profile picture
H O N E Y Y O U G O T A B I G S T O R M C O M I N
8:10 omg I think I played Wii Tennis with that man!
No you didn’t, he played Wii Sports with you
Good Spaghett omg
Good Spaghett Fucking Matt, beating my ass in Boxing
He's the guy from wii sports resort that throws things for you to slice
DocToc it’s Matt
So apparently, these clips are from an acting school called Sarantos Studios in Chicago. I don’t think they’re in business anymore
Edit: They’re still in business!
Lolol wth
Ooo I live in Chicago, let me check XD
They are
They’re still around actually
omg THANK YOU finally makes sense
"They call him the Sandman because he likes to put people to sleep."
Damn, that one gave me legit chills.
0:39
Her: "Can i ask you a weird question?"
Me: go on...
Her: 💃🏻
i mean there is the weird part but no question
OML I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
1:26
@@balterblack8592 wow this was just a few seconds ago
*⛹🏻♀️*
*"I don't need friends, they disappoint me."*
That's the most relatable words in history.
😔
True
It’s my life motto
In a lot of bat family videos this is Bruce
@@Tattoosandapples emo ass
i cant stop giggling at this even though i have already seen this so many times
Same, I'm back & losing my shit. I forgot all about the terror of 7:49
“The test isn’t that hard to understand!”
The test:
IVY League entry exam be like
Imao
😂 😂 😂 😂
@@fuziontonygaming we don't have entry exams in the US
I DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND IT
"Some say... the ducks went to Canada... But others say... Toronto..."
*does strange leg wobble arm shake nose break pose*
↩️ 80 years young. ↪️ one day 🔄 the ducks 🔄⤴️⤵️ were gone
It's a simpsons reference
5:17
6:17
Idk why but the fact that these are real people with real lives whose existence is not bound to this video is crazy to me.
*i don’t need friends, they disappoint me*
i really felt that
Why does the background look like you're getting your school picture taken
WSSRIOTCONTROL yesss
Mute backgrounds in screen tests help highlight non prominent facial features.
.... I thought I was the only one XD
xD
Thank you for using proper grammar
I'm convinced this is just an easter egg of early beta testing data for the simulation that is the universe.
I can confirm
Omg yeah your right 0-0
idk this might be a secret cutscene ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Unused questlines
or just ONE!
2:20 i cried when she says "our spirit runs away with us" then the camera cuts to a guy in a wheelchair
*I Am The Queen Of The Universe.*
*The waves part,*
*They E N G O L F Me*
*And The Water Is W A R M.*
0:53
@@dweebingdailey5795 thanks!
She literally started saying it soon as I started reading.
That One made me uncomfortable. The way she says it and *stares*
I can’t stand it when she touches me
This definitely has a deeper meaning and I don’t think we are able find it out
Yeah lol
@@_Just_Someone ikr
Indeed :()
I think it’s a mcdonalds comercial
There is no meaning. There is nothing. This is the universe.
*HONEY YOU GOT A BIG STORM COMING*
I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN SHE TOUCHES ME
I DONT NEED FRIENDS THEY DISAPPOINT ME!
I HEARD ENOUGH OF YOU LAST NIGHT TO LAST ME A LIFETIME
0:25 for those looking for it
I feel like a deer in the headlights of love...
@ 1:10 this guy hit the woah before it even existed
I’m deceased🤣💀
*OOH*
IM DEAD 😂 😂 😂 OH MY GOODNESS
Stop you deleted my knee caps
Lmao
The duck guy story
4:59
6:16
7:00
8:23
I'm sorry this was gold
A Simpsons reference
This was Bart’s people, thank you for watching.
Do the roar
I love how his whole body moves keeps moving to turn his head
Honey,
you've got a big storm coming.
NightFallKitty bruh
I want this played on multiple tvs as you walk in to my funeral. All the videos will be played at different times lol
this gets more and more disturbing as it goes on
This is torture.
3:08 she is like the women version of dwight from the office
Angel_Gamez I don’t think you could be more accurate 😂
😂😂😂
👁️👄👁️
Basket Of Kisses she looks like Gary Busey. Lol.
Theory: these are all people from Gen Z who learned to time travel.
Ruby Doo honestly it probably is
Seriously. I didn’t even realize it could be for a commercial or something until my older brother said it
Rebekah W. Some of it I think is, but some of them are reciting lines from famous plays and such. Like, the girl at 4:13 is reciting a line from a play called The Laramie Project.
Patrick Powers yeah, I could tell they were doing short (very short lol) monologues too
And the ducks monologue is from the Simpsons.
“Honey, you got a big storm coming”
That’s my favorite
“you could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just one“
“𝑖 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒“
“ *i can’t stand it when she touches me* “
He's In My Closet
How did you get that font?
@A Bunch Of Insecure Buddys i downloaded a fonts app
The truck driver:
Honey, youve got a big storm coming
*I cAnT sTanD iT wHeN sHe touChEs mE*
“I can see the Statue of Liberty from here”
“🕺🏼”
**Dislocates back**
Well I can see Russia from my house!
Deuce XO he broke his back
I don't need friends, they disappoint me.
that's big
6:33 he actually sounds good, he could be like some sort of narrator
I agree
RATATATATA
YaoyorozU-
Sounds like a western film
He sounds like dustin hoffman
3:55 a minute of silence for that man's name
Shoot it's a fork in my -
Baddie Mc Gee pFFT
Theres an s missing lol
Yo what was you doin last night man
Me:
*FORKIN DICK*
A BuM!
2:13 I remember fighting this guy in Wii Sports Boxing.
Matt? 😂
THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED
Memories from my childhood just flashed before my eyes 😂😂😂
I loved him, he asked me to have a baby and I said "no."
*...and then he got hit by a bus*
I love how this also has no replies on it so here, have a reply.
HONEY, YOU GOT BIG STORM COMING!!!!
SLAPS THIGH*
6:10 why does no one talk about this being from the "John,i want a divorce"
Hahahahaha
Divorce HahAaHahHaAhaHaAha
divorce HAHAhahaHa
Divorce... HEHEHEHEHEHE
I don’t like your games
every once in a while i come back to this and it never gets old
I am the QWEEN of the universe, The WWAAVVES part, They enGULF, And the WATER is WARM
Toya Stewart Downey **smiles**
Or just one
LEGOBRICK STUDIOS
I can see the statue of liberty from here
*u n c o m f o r t a b l e*
This isn't really much less terrifying with context.
step one: say "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one."
step two: say a one-liner an insane murderer would say right before they kill you.
step three: strike a pose.
Reid LeBlanc ‘I can see the Statue of Liberty from here’
“I can’t stand it when she touches me”
"honey, you got a big storm coming"
I did it
I said "you could stop at five or six stores, or just one"
Then I said "I'mma fuck you're whole family after this!"
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@@powderpocalypse fantastic
I genuinely love the "ducks" guy.
+Cara G he reminds me of Matt Mulholland
He made me the most uncomfortable out of all of them.
2:41 holy shit that one was powerful
0:33 Thanos when he gets all of his infinity stones.
Matihan XD
DUDE I’M DIEING 😂😂😂😂
Honey, you've got a big storm comin'.
Matihan lmaoooooo
Best comment on RUclips
Carla shaw is my spirit animal
Lmaooo
yes they do, which is why i don't need them.
Way to steal a comment lol
Joe banks is mine.
Same lol
2:57 ARREST THIS LADY SHE HAS DEFINITELY DONE A CRIME 😭
or she's a very good actress
Bro she creepy
they’ve all definitely done crimes
She's lookin like yandere-dec
Maybe she's talking about the teddy that's been missing......
"And someone got up there and said... he said... um... Blahblahblahblahblah"
I was rolling after this one.
'i dont need friends they disappoint me'
me
BITCH ME TOO! THE FUCK?!
Honey, you've got a big storm coming
*SNAP*
*half of the universe dies*
Spiderman : * DON'T FEEL SO GOOD *
it was inevitable :/
@@CPGreeno357 He was inevitable
You where ahead of your time
bring me thanos
4:04
"A bum. That's what he is; a bum!"
**horse step**
He’s like a murder she wrote extra
He was pretty good.
I thought he said he was a bomb
Potato i thought he was built like one
Brother
"I didn't get married until 28. I met a man, I loved him. He assked me to get a baby an then I said _no_ "
......
*"Then he got hit by a bus"*
This came so out of the blue me and my black humour ass couldn't help but wheeze -
It's from a movie called Moonstruck with Cher and Nicholas Cage. One of the funniest and most underrated films of our time.
@@Laurie_Ramone interesting, I might give it a go! Thanksa bunch
Why is this whole video just me alone in my room talking to myself
can relate
Mood
5:18 BrEaTh *dramatic turn* The ducks... were gone.
breeazy that whole line is a Simpsons reference
The dramatic turn is at 5:16.
6:16
Some say, the ducks went to Canada.
Others say, *Toronto*
1000 IQ
7:00 he is back
@TheBeets - 229 What?
He is one of ‘Bart’s People’
TheBeets - 229 are you high?
This is pretty soothing to put on an old analog TV in Kursk
Love how he chose to say "Richard Forkin" but the editors were adamant to include "Dick Forkin"
Oh hey, fancy meeting you here! If you're the real Liv_iathan, your videos about Hungarian vocabulary always manage to crack me up, keep up the good work!
@@emalaw1329 haha thank you, I am!!
Just add "es" between r and k
Who is watching this in 2022?! I am.
Forkin, Dick