Bailing on Sliding Board 5.7R

Whitehorse Ledge NH. Me and my friends try to test our metal at the loved, respected, and feared slab climb Sliding Board. Seems our metal is pretty soft as we bailed on pitch 6 due to all of the usual factors. Being slow. Wet rock. Being bad at climbing. Do I fall 100' and rip my puffy? Do we die of hypothermia? Find out in this thrilling tail of mediocre climbers attempting a stupid runout slab climb.