Do you shower? I barely ever shower. Actually, I think the stench of a long day's work is what makes me an alpha male. See, when women walk past me, right away they're able to smell the long hours - usually eight, sometimes more - of hard yakka I've put into the day's construction project. But that's not all. Straight after I'm done at the worksite I'll go to the gym and do three hours of intensive weight lifting - yesterday, I benched 500 kilograms without a spotter. Then I'll go home, eat some beef, slather what's left over me so the protein can sink through my skin, and go straight to lie down for the night on my bed of nails. Rinse and repeat, except without the shower water, because I don't shower very much. The bed of nails is only when I'm on my own though. For my bad days. I have this other bed which I don't like using but have to because of all the bitches I fuck every week. They don't like the nails. Fair enough; I'm the man around here. Sometimes, I'll go for an entire week without showering. By the end of the week, that's 77 hours and seven cows worth of blood, sweat and tears filling the air wherever I go. The chicks love it. They can't take their eyes off me. In fact, most of them yell "Oh my God!" at the mere sight of me. Of course, I get people who complain. Sometimes these limp-wristed cunts wearing polo shirts, loafers and Ralph Lauren caps come up to me and tell me I smell bad. But they're just pussies who don't understand what it is to be a man. Those soyboys who shower every night with their $50 Palmolive bodywash can fuck right off. If there's one thing boning hundreds of beautiful women a year has taught me, women don't want walking bars of soap - they want men. 🥺 💅 ✨ 🙈 😈 😼 ✌️ ✨
i listen to this every morning on a loop while doing squats and push ups
i hope youre not joking
your hopes have been granted. i've become so fit in the past few months thanks to this routine
@@miskyfr congrats bro
@@Sergeantmajor7 if it's an asshole i'm excited
@@ducklikeachicken ???
wow 100 gecs have gotten a bit more explicit with their new single
IM ON THE FLOOR
@@foreigngrounds9776 glad it made you laugh :)
@@spectremodtrain5936 yeah dude it was a really good one lol :D
@@foreigngrounds9776 :)
spectre secret drainer???
Ecco2k fan meetup playlist
started listening to this ironically but I fucking love this song now lmao
am gay now
help
@@spirit5084 same
thats prettymuch just bladee in general
You know you can just listen to the original bladee song turned nightcore right?
Imagine explaining this to someone from 100 years ago
even 50 years ago
"The french are at it again i see"
@@davidpineda9160 LOL
Or now
I feel like someone from the 80s would look at you like you murdered their family if you showed them this
the comment "Ecco listening to this in his alt account" is gone since the original parody is age restricted
No way this almost 4 years old now😭
real ones remember when this was played in walmart
WAIT WHAT
✨ god i hope that’s true ✨
Holy shit when was that??
link
what made you think this was a good idea
discord vc very early in the morning
@@mikeoxlongstudiosincllcall169 understandable
@@erik-lq4ou based answer 🗿
Someone please make an Osu! map with this.
how much you wanna bet jamesjans maps this and gets ranked
beatmapsets/1448609
youtube won't let me link it :sob:
@@raikabun how do i download
if you got this recommended ur a real 1
this is just scene core at this point
This basically the underground hyperpop/digicore scene on SoundCloud rn
i dont know why bladee would change the original lyrics
By odins beard this shits banging
@ice hello
@ice hello
fuck why is this the one getting the most attention this was like no effort go watch my other ones until i remaster this
You made a masterpiece
This is a certified pride moment
Is that the Eren Jeager tree... I give up lmaoooo
I’m actually gay but this song just goes well, I know the og but this sounds better💀
Fr same
ong
straightest bladee listener
Man I love this song idk why
why...astolfo
dont talk to me rn im vibing to bladee 😭😭😭
Esto es una espiral que cada vez va mas profundo
real
DRAING ANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I listened to this while RESPECTFULLY receiving backshots from my homie. (Not gay, I had socks on.)
I do not know this man.
You fucking know me.
what the fuck would I say if my mom asked me what I'm watching
Porn, it’s easier to explain
*bops head*
Nostalgia lol
NO WAY THIIS IS BIXBY BRO
Thank you Mike Oxlong Studios Inc LLC all rights reserved
I put this on when I can’t sleep
mindblowing song
Ayo is that alvin and the chipmunks
Turn up
its sounds a lot more like nightcore at 1.25x speed tbh
tru
real
Wow nightcore is ass
Please stand for the national anthem
now this is the new drain legacy
Listening to this while cuddling your bottom is the most romantic thing ever 🥺🥺 I can't-
/srs
this is why i am no longer a bladee fan
?´????
@@nullnull5976 cringe loser just be gay 😎
@@nullnull5976 relatable
@@nullnull5976 Bruh he aint serious
This slaps wtf
the original made to have a nightcore remix
anthem!
hot !
life changing song
Are you guys going trick or treating
Straightest bladee fan
banger
National weedporn sesh theme
Gaydee
Bladee is just slowed hyperpop, change my mind
Hyperpop is just sped up bladee
Audible estrogen
I don't think it's a meme anymore 👁👄👁
yes
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
This is better than the original
Just for this post playa ur gonna have a 1 on 1 with eternal damnation and woe
Mike Oxlong
amazing
i love this
THIS IS FKN CRAZY
All rise for the Swedish national anthem.
10 hours?
my recommendations trippin
lets be real, we all searched for this
peak drainer anthem
why did you do this.
The real question is: Why not?
Very Cool my Friend 👍❤️
Do you shower? I barely ever shower. Actually, I think the stench of a long day's work is what makes me an alpha male. See, when women walk past me, right away they're able to smell the long hours - usually eight, sometimes more - of hard yakka I've put into the day's construction project. But that's not all. Straight after I'm done at the worksite I'll go to the gym and do three hours of intensive weight lifting - yesterday, I benched 500 kilograms without a spotter. Then I'll go home, eat some beef, slather what's left over me so the protein can sink through my skin, and go straight to lie down for the night on my bed of nails. Rinse and repeat, except without the shower water, because I don't shower very much. The bed of nails is only when I'm on my own though. For my bad days. I have this other bed which I don't like using but have to because of all the bitches I fuck every week. They don't like the nails. Fair enough; I'm the man around here. Sometimes, I'll go for an entire week without showering. By the end of the week, that's 77 hours and seven cows worth of blood, sweat and tears filling the air wherever I go. The chicks love it. They can't take their eyes off me. In fact, most of them yell "Oh my God!" at the mere sight of me. Of course, I get people who complain. Sometimes these limp-wristed cunts wearing polo shirts, loafers and Ralph Lauren caps come up to me and tell me I smell bad. But they're just pussies who don't understand what it is to be a man. Those soyboys who shower every night with their $50 Palmolive bodywash can fuck right off. If there's one thing boning hundreds of beautiful women a year has taught me, women don't want walking bars of soap - they want men. 🥺 💅 ✨ 🙈 😈 😼 ✌️ ✨
femboy anthem
this go hard
I really shouldn't be here
🫂
This sounds like some of the best 100 gecs songs lol
Thanks Sheepy.
thooming
I like men
Why’d i click on this
there are no accidents
cuminmyeye
The femboy is astolfo from the fate series (forgot which one) btw
Thanks, I couldn't remember the character
fate apocrypha bro 👍👍👍👍
fire
i dont like that i love this as much as i do
great fucking recommendation
why
The emo affectation is the cherry on top
we need lyrics
Thank you dumbsville.
amazing
so me
wow !!!!! so good !!!!
herllo
g
50k lmfao
Senses
I'm so confused
me
respec
Anyone wanna play roblox :3
😏 si
yes
100 gecs
Nice nice
Why I clicked on thibs bro 😭🥴
LMAO IS THIS REAL BECAUSE IF IT IS, is this on Apple Music??
YoOOOOOO
dude
i mean I would beat Astolfos guts why not
Jojo fans just existing be like
True