3:55 "I'm looking right at you bitch. Look me in the eyes bitch. *sNIFF* Look me in the eyes and tell me what you say." "Wha whi-which one you're looking two ways." "I give you two options." LMAAAOOO 😭😭
This is the equivalent of mom shopping. Like sniffing a candle and saying how good it is or looking at furniture and saying how great it'd look in your house and never putting it in your cart.
Johnnie, everytime I feel sad or mad I watch your vids and they make me smile! I'm so glad I stumbled upon your channel and started watching you for 3 years
I want to say thank you to Jake because he basically saved Johnnie and without Johnnie my day after school wouldn't be better. Thank you both I love you guys.
johnnie: [smells slipper] "okay that one actually smells like someones foot" jake: "dude people try this on" johnnie:🫢 4:27 this is literally me n my friends.
11:40 IT'S THE PAUSE AND SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE THAT JOHHNNIE MAKES EVERY TIME JAKE MAKES A GOOD INSULT THAT MAKES HIM STRUGGLE TO MAKE A GOOD COMEBACK 😭😭
such a wholesome video of 2 lady's spending quality time at target.
lmao 😭
lol
*lesbian couple
The lesbians😍
Love the tinas ❤
"Where's our cart?"
"We have a cart!?"
Is such a relatable Target moment.
Yea
for me its tescos 😭
4:49
you guys never fail to curl my toes
what does this mean…😕
I loveeeew your toes 🥰🥰🥰
I never fail to scrub their toes
so real
no pic no proof pookie 🙈
4:20 seeing the gears turning in johnnie’s head then realizing “wait that’s not right” 😭
the timestamp being 420 lowkey makes this better
5:49 “I think he likes me 😏” GOT ME DYINGG
johnnie’s videos never fail to make my day better. thank you for existing
Same
True
Couldn't agree more 👍🏻
Dude so true. Tbh I really am so glad I found Johnnie's channel. ❤❤❤❤❤Bless Johnnie and I hope he's okay.
Amen to that!
jake and johnnie are professionals at getting kicked out of stores at this point
Fr
My favorite lesbian couple
It reminds me of Johnnie’s old videos when he use to stay in target 😂
Fr
3:55 "I'm looking right at you bitch. Look me in the eyes bitch. *sNIFF* Look me in the eyes and tell me what you say." "Wha whi-which one you're looking two ways." "I give you two options." LMAAAOOO 😭😭
LMAO
yall are the reason I have crushes on emos
wait how do you put those little stickers omg
Same
This is way more scene than emo.
@DESTORYBOYZZZ mebember
Frrr
2:13
"Jhonnie have a panic attack!!!"
2:16*
@@beadedbymayy2:17
HEugh HeUgh heUgh 😖 😨
whenever Johnnie and Jake are in a video together I already know it's going to be funny asf
Ikr ahh!!!!😍😍😍😍
Are they brothers? Cuz dam they are both fire 🔥
@@danacobb2229 no but there besties but there like brothers from another mother lol
LMAOO YAEAA
0:33
johnny having a panic attack was so cute and preppy !! 💞💞
i made this comment 9 months ago thats what i thought was funny at the time leave me alone
Ikr like talk about a preppy QUEEN over here! 😍✨😍✨
real!!!
real!!
its so preppy in here
@@joud3462 is it just as preppy as you imagined
No matter what Jake and Johnnie post together it's always funny because they have such bright personalitys
Thank you guys for making my day better 🖤🥹🤭
3:29 this literally kills me
jake:"you ever have a girlfriend?"*snaps the belt*
johnnie:"oh-"
7:13 I WAS EXPECTING JAKE TO SAY F ME OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT 😂
Fr💀
2:37 the guy in the back just said
"not today."
you know it’s a good day when jake comes out with new music and johnnie posts, love you guys 🖤
i love ur profile picture
When I tell you these two are my joy in my life like literally they make me laugh no matter how horrible my day has been ❤
3:48 I just realized Jake sounds like Joe from Family Guy
8:20 those are Italian hand movements it means fuck you LMAO
yeah
The one with the chin is your cute in sign language 😂
This is the equivalent of mom shopping. Like sniffing a candle and saying how good it is or looking at furniture and saying how great it'd look in your house and never putting it in your cart.
these videos never fail to make me sob uncontrollably and curl into the fetal position :)
are you emo? ☝🏾
@@meowstar45 depends on who’s asking 😾😾😼
HELP WHAT
Relatable
love the tinas! ❤
I never get tired of this duo never leave each others back.
10:58 got me so bad bro
Yea…….
you guys never fail to make my eyes roll back and my hands clutch at the sheets 🥺🤍
HELLO ?
😨 (me too)
erm… what the scallop,,, ;-;
erm what the skibidi toilet is this;-;-
@@sunnydispositionn 😡😡😡😡😡 that’s my thing!!! ur gonna make my alpha come out‼️‼️‼️😺
you guys make me happy even though im depressed and mentally ill and don't even know what happiness is so ty love you guys!
tmi king
@@iexist6677o my god 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@ajnwins i mean😭
💀
Johnnie and Jake never fail to make my laugh hysterically 🖤
I always want a friendship like Johnnie and Jake. They never fail to make me smile and laugh. ❤
Johnnie, everytime I feel sad or mad I watch your vids and they make me smile! I'm so glad I stumbled upon your channel and started watching you for 3 years
jake and johnnie never fail to make me giggle and poo my diaper
interesting
@@prettyxliezreal because I also shat myself too 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🌈
real
Oh!
the way johnnie fell 😭 7:55
7:38 HE'S SO RIGHT. I LITERALLY WANTED THAT EXACT AIR HOCKEY BOARD FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN I WAS LIKE 11 AND THE 3RD TIME I USED IT, THE PUCK BROKE
6:21 "Not that quite faster than this." -Jake Webber, 2023. (Ilyguys)
what guys? do you mean ilyladies?
3:02 Im not even gonna fucking lie I thought he said breasts not breath...
ME TOO
It's not fun to have a period 😭
I'm laughing cuz Johnnie really got stuck 😂
REAL
6:30 can we just talk about Jake’s voice I could fall asleep to it
So true 😂
Fr
and when hes singing to johnnie in the mirror
2:45 here
6:10 that one class of 09 scene💀💀
CLASS OF 09 MENTIONED 🔥🔥
one fiss-huh, twoh fiss-huh 😜
You picked a hard book on purpose 😔😔😔
@@Epic_DuckNoisesTHAT WAS A DR SEUSS BOOK YOU FCKIN DIPSHI-
@@Epic_DuckNoisesTHATS A DR SEUSS BOOK U FRICKING DIP SHIP
6:36 the SASS💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
3:28 I think there’s something seriously wrong with me
what's it called (the thing he was doing with the belt i forgot)
Yeah
no i understand
STOP THATS MY FAV PART 😭
@@sunnyzor snapping a belt? Idk
7:33 Johnnie is so adorable here
YES AND THE LITTLE SMILE 7:37 AWWEEE
you guys never fail to make me throw it back 💕
Woah there buddy
so much material so amazingly executed, from the performances to the camera person. shouts out to the camera person, and editing. fire stuff bruhs
9:44 why is the German national anthem playing tho?😭
THAT PART WAS HILARIOUS
I want to say thank you to Jake because he basically saved Johnnie and without Johnnie my day after school wouldn't be better. Thank you both I love you guys.
8:33 “CALM DOWN BUDDY.”
11:30
All those in favor of making Jake God?
Me!
YEP his heaven would be hell.
Jake is a model 😭✨ 1:40
“We’re just wee littwle lads 👉👈” made me giggle
I was having a mental breakdown,and you’re channel came across me, and now I love y’all more than anything, thanks for doing what you do❤❤❤
2:58
why did I think they were gonna kiss again Lol
it always makes my day when jake and johnnie post a video together! my favs
5:46 me too jake 🤞😔
WOAH PAL
Such a wholesome video two lovely Latina ladies got let out the care home god bless the nurses that let them out ❤
johnnie: [smells slipper] "okay that one actually smells like someones foot"
jake: "dude people try this on"
johnnie:🫢
4:27
this is literally me n my friends.
11:11 fall for you farts omfg 😂 ded
7:06 the 🌶️ books in the background😭😭
*grabs* *belt*
“Ever had a girlfriend?”
*slaps* *belt* 😂
I love when Jake makes tiny hints/ comments referencing things that he has watched in Johnnie's videos.❤
You guys never fail to kick down my door and hold me and me and my entire family hostage !!
So aesthetic 😍💞🥰‼️
8:44 “you eat taco bell everyday”
*me literally at taco bell watching this*
SAME HGCJCFSD
Heck yea! Love it when Johnnie and Jake spend some good ol bonding time!
5:15 Johnnie this is way your brain rotting 😂😂😂
I haven't even started this video and I know it's gonna make me die of laughter. you guys are amazing. UPDATE: laughed my ass off
“I don’t think you understand,it’s actually fun. I mean look at all the accessories for them!” JHONNIE NO!!!😭😂
Whenever I’m down, I always watch Jonnie’s videos, they never fail to make me chuckle/smile ❤️
johnnie and jake act just like me and my friends when we are anywhere in public and im so here for it
These guys never fail to amuse me on a bad day. Love you Johnnie and Jake🖤
The way johnnie went “ookkk 😅🥺” 2:02
10:40 Jake is told he shits himself every two minutes and the proceeds to laugh like he is ripping ass =‘)
,,Johnny's having a panic attack"... ,,That's sooo cuuute!" 🤣🤣
3:22 is so iconic
4:50 WHY ISNT ANYONE TAKING ABOUT THIS
LITERALLY WHAT I DAID
0:33 that impression kinda ate
It’s not a Jake and Johnnie video without them swearing, being gay, roasting and fighting
0:28 i love when they both do silly voices😭😭
11:40 IT'S THE PAUSE AND SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE THAT JOHHNNIE MAKES EVERY TIME JAKE MAKES A GOOD INSULT THAT MAKES HIM STRUGGLE TO MAKE A GOOD COMEBACK 😭😭
These guys always succeed in making me laugh painfully hard whenever they upload. Yall are great keep up the awesome content 💙💙
Your videos are helping me through a tough time, i love you for being who you are 🖤
i have a mini fridge and i only put lunchables and mountain dews in it 9:20😂
3:12 cackling
4:00 johnnie went full bubbles.
Never go full bubbles johnnie
Y’all already know its a good day when jake and Johnnie post
This is one of my favorites you guys have made ! Thanks for the laughs and making my day
I love how they give each other pet names
jakes voice impressions are so perfect
8:17 johnnie pulling out the saints row emotes
It's "fuck you" in asl
GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING BYE 2:18
Jake singing you don't know you're beautiful to Johnnie, awwww 🥹😭🫶
Lol the way in the beginning he said lets go get some swag and he looked down and saw it broke lol Johnnie never fails to make us laugh
5:48. "I think he likes me." 💀
Favourite couple doing their weekly shopping
Bringing back the “Emos get kicked out” videos 😭😭❤️
Tbh I’d go to sleep with a audio book of that voice of Jake reading 😭
5:52 OMG MARJAN IS THE NAME OF MY AUNT, SHE ALWAYS GETS STARBUCKS AND SHE LIVES IN YOUR CITY 😭😭😭😭💗💗
LUCKY ASS AUNT
3:13 “you gonna hane me up?”
2:56 his lil smile🥺😭
You two are a match made in heaven 😂
Yall are so funny together. Its a total vibe for sure. Lol😊❤
Its so adorable seeing this love couple go shopping
Im so glad my sister got me to subscribe to you two! Yall are too much! 🤣🖤