【Apple】My ex wife texted me, but then...【Comp】

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @Elleinad72
    @Elleinad72 Год назад +198

    Bryan’s voice hit notes only a 6yr old good could hit. He went from screaming banshee to Kermit the frog!

    • @HitokiriDeDo
      @HitokiriDeDo Год назад +15

      yeah. as if he is incapable of having a volume which doesn't want to destroy your eardrums.

    • @lindaibarra5614
      @lindaibarra5614 Год назад +15

      I knew his voice sounded like one of the muppets! And he's deluded about how a divorce works!!!!

    • @jeanbatchelor7007
      @jeanbatchelor7007 Год назад +13

      This channel definitely has the most over the top male voices, I love it

    • @maxinemyers9215
      @maxinemyers9215 Год назад +14

      I find the man’s voice annoying!!

    • @junemosler4058
      @junemosler4058 Год назад +1

      I hate his voice.. Your grossing me out with your voice.

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 Год назад +38

    LoL that's what you get Terry for eavesdropping and thinking totally wrong. You deserve it

  • @kathynewton9186
    @kathynewton9186 Год назад +69

    Bryan sounds like he hasn't gone thru puberty. His voice keeps going up and down like a teenager.

    • @mrsdinosaur1009
      @mrsdinosaur1009 Год назад +2

      Yeah lol, Bryan is doing a good impression of Kevin the teenager (Harry Enfield fame) on some sort or narcotic.

    • @lillynichols9884
      @lillynichols9884 8 месяцев назад

      And his only emotions are “loud” and “louder”

  • @Recessbiru
    @Recessbiru Год назад +56

    Bryan goes from sounding like Eddy of Ed, Edd and Eddy to full on Lemongrab of Adventure Time. Like I said in original video, I kinda pretty much hear Bryan yell UNACCETABLE!!

  • @cyndi.K9090
    @cyndi.K9090 Год назад +1

    I'm amazed at John's vocabulary in the story with Christina wanting his inheritance. Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 Год назад +28

    Guess Sally forgot who's house it belongs to? It's never going to be your house, but have fun trying to make her leave her own house

  • @romillam9183
    @romillam9183 Год назад +15

    Wow the voices, sometimes it's hard to hear even with headphones, then come the screeching male voices, really,

    • @Jenifer_R_
      @Jenifer_R_ Год назад +3

      Yeah, the volume goes all over the place with compilations.

    • @Rosanne02Doyle
      @Rosanne02Doyle 5 месяцев назад

      why don't these people call the police. keep the messages and sue

  • @tammyminder833
    @tammyminder833 Год назад +63

    After 10 years why in the hell would make you think that he still wanted you another delusional ex 😂😂

    • @catmaxwell6691
      @catmaxwell6691 Год назад

      ..& she’s trying to seduce him in 10yr old panties, apparently 🤢

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot Год назад

      What a head case. Like, get yourself checked for mental illness and wear a helmet. You're not fit for society.

    • @wendigos_eat_people7177
      @wendigos_eat_people7177 5 месяцев назад

      It happens all the time. Usually they come back because the men they are interested in have moved on to younger better women , or the guy doesn't want to commit to her. They most often think the man they left years ago are the same as the day she left him and he hasn't changed . Often those women may have a child in tow as well. It part delusion as you say ,but part desperation, they are looking to be rescued so they try going back to a former boy friend or ex husband thinking he is the same weak guy she can try to manipulate into taking her back. I have been on many men's channels and stories like theses do become videos, but the real meat are the guys chiming in the comment section with similar stories . It's ridiculously common. for ex girl friends and ex wives to come crawling back. Your right 10 years is delusional but I have heard women going back to their ex's 20 years after the break up. Some times it happens just over a year. Sometimes just a few months ( if she left him for a better guy but, he either got tired of her or found her insufferable and kicked her to the curb). And she has no where to go.
      A good modern example is Gazelle ( can't spell her name) Tom Brady's ex wife. She files for divorce to go be with her new boy toy or to live it up having as much fun with other guys, but Tom immediately gets a new girl and now his EX is really mad. She knows the new woman is a threat to her. In case things don't work out for her new toy or she tires of sleeping with other guys and can't lock down a new guy, She knows now that she won't be able to crawl back to him if things go wrong. Basically she want's him as a back up guy if all fails. Hard to do if he is with another woman or marries another.

  • @tricorvus2673
    @tricorvus2673 Год назад +8

    I think that this is the most satisfying one yet

  • @pamelacharbonneau3115
    @pamelacharbonneau3115 11 месяцев назад +1

    I enjoyed the 2nd story. The OP has a backbone.

  • @youmadhuh6375
    @youmadhuh6375 Год назад +23

    Here's a piece of advice.. block your ex or get a new number.. there's no reason your ex should be able to contact you (unless y'all have children together) 10yrs later.. it's certainly no reason to respond or engage with them..

  • @jewellmayo5585
    @jewellmayo5585 Год назад +12

    Kent is so loud 😂

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 Год назад +25

    Matt if it takes 5 months to have her make a decision then she is not worth it. She's got some creepy love thing about her brother and I'd be happy to get rid of this crazy woman

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 Год назад +39

    Bryan must have a huge case of amnesia LoL. You kicked her out and gave her divorce papers, what did you expect to happen? You're a grown man clean up your own house and just block him

    • @klm_shadow
      @klm_shadow Год назад +2

      Right? He threatened her with a good time and she said “bet”. 😂

  • @geeneeb
    @geeneeb Год назад +11

    I like these compilations! Nice, short, sweet, and to the point !

  • @MariaVasquez-rq7rp
    @MariaVasquez-rq7rp Год назад +8

    The male voice actor is good at "over dramatic".

  • @kendradrylie9580
    @kendradrylie9580 Год назад +37

    I love Bryan's voice. Yelling, then trying to be calm. Hilarious

    • @Ketutar
      @Ketutar Год назад +1

      Me, too :-D His whiny yelling makes me laugh 😀
      I would like to know who he is 🙂

    • @rosestorm3695
      @rosestorm3695 Год назад

      I know! I'm fascinated by it. It's memorizing like a slow motion track wreck is

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Ketutar It's Paul Hikari, the male VA. He did Matt in the Pam story with the engagement.

  • @path.1243
    @path.1243 Год назад +1

    The voice alone would have stopped me from dating him!

  • @Jenifer_R_
    @Jenifer_R_ Год назад +9

    "Bryan" was just epic! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wendigos_eat_people7177
      @wendigos_eat_people7177 5 месяцев назад

      Yes, I love how he uses the word gross. You never hear a guy in theses stories call their Ex's that. LOL

  • @laurenmentink7401
    @laurenmentink7401 Год назад +6

    All of the stories are great. I love these compilation videos.

  • @julie.1081
    @julie.1081 Год назад +18

    On story #1- I've often wondered if this ever happens. Has this ever happened to anyone here? I get along great with my husband's 1st wife.

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 Год назад +19

    Tom is just a bit envious of the fact that you make more than he does and that's hurting his ego. Sounds like the best thing ever was divorcing him and finding a way better man

  • @GrandLynx-kp2zi
    @GrandLynx-kp2zi Год назад +1

    Bryan sounds like Lemon grab from adventure time IT'S UNACCEPTABLE

  • @stephanieP49
    @stephanieP49 Год назад +2

    Bryan and I would have divorced not because he cheated but because of me laughing at him every time he got mad and started screaming 😂

  • @carynvanwyk
    @carynvanwyk 6 месяцев назад +1

    As soon as Bryan started screaming at me like a banshee, I would have immediately hung up the phone and blocked them.

  • @rjones9000
    @rjones9000 Год назад +17

    At 1:13:05 sounds like dude bout to have a heart attack ........ OVER TEXT!!

  • @beingalittleextra
    @beingalittleextra Год назад +7

    Someone heard the audio for Bryan and went "ah yes lets find the most model looking guy for his icon." And thats hilarious

  • @VickyfrenchFrench
    @VickyfrenchFrench Год назад +1

    If you heard that voice, no woman would ever sleep with him much less marry.

  • @jharris3267
    @jharris3267 9 месяцев назад

    Matt’s voice when he mimicked Pam is painful!

  • @kevinkelley9670
    @kevinkelley9670 Год назад +6

    Why does the male character always yelling? Really takes all the fun out of this!

    • @Nukemom1952
      @Nukemom1952 Год назад +2

      That's why I watch with the sound off 🙃

  • @bspencer6356
    @bspencer6356 Год назад +2

    “Huh?” “Huh?” “HUH!” “Huh?”

  • @potatoflakes247
    @potatoflakes247 Год назад

    I finally got it! The guys voice is like a cross between Scooby Doo, Scrapy, Shaggy, and the villain of Scooby Do.

  • @77yvurc
    @77yvurc Год назад +1

    Bryans voice (last story) reminds me of LemonGrab from AdventureTime

  • @lapetite717
    @lapetite717 Год назад +11

    It’s always unexpected and funny when the male VA goes falsetto and mocks the nasty antagonist.

  • @Lisa_The_Norwegian
    @Lisa_The_Norwegian Год назад +4

    Bryan is magnificently played 😂 well done good Sir!

  • @maryjmck
    @maryjmck Год назад +1

    Jesus!!! Does the guy in the first story HAVE TO SCREAM EVERYTHING??? Its ridiculous!!!!

  • @elizabethfrancina4606
    @elizabethfrancina4606 Год назад +5

    They hv only two kind of voicesz screaming men and duckling voice or anime voice with shivering effect for women.

  • @williamfincher2260
    @williamfincher2260 Год назад +1

    Some people are so self centered, they can't understand the possibility that their ex partners can move on from them.

  • @kimdickinson3063
    @kimdickinson3063 Год назад +11

    Wow just wow, can't stop laughing at these mens voices, it's like a comedy of errors. Love the new short stories but these screechy men, they will have a heart attack.

  • @bridgittethompson2267
    @bridgittethompson2267 Год назад

    Agree about the voice thing, but am glad for te new stories. Makes for nice change.

  • @deborahkizer4664
    @deborahkizer4664 Год назад +1

    Lol. 😅😂 Yes lady please stop it. Lol

  • @stormyboz8278
    @stormyboz8278 Год назад +5

    Yeah the screaming was a bit much

  • @anthonyhaylock6655
    @anthonyhaylock6655 Год назад +6

    Omg , that Bryan holy cow , what a major tool

  • @shanamoon5785
    @shanamoon5785 Год назад +7

    Please equal out the volume in these stories, also no need for him to scream.

  • @denisebatts3414
    @denisebatts3414 Год назад +9

    Please admit Bryan ,hes having a nervous breakdown 😅looney

  • @66DoodleGal
    @66DoodleGal Год назад +7

    So Pam is in love with her brother

  • @CuriousMess61
    @CuriousMess61 Год назад +10

    I do like these stories, but the screaming male VO is too much.

    • @louisev9707
      @louisev9707 Год назад +3

      Yeah, it sounds like he's nailed a Morty voice, but the constant screaming just makes listening to it really grating and it seem unrealistic.

  • @gdangeldth
    @gdangeldth Год назад +1

    I now understand what people talking about. It isn’t necessary to ACTUALLY yell (last “Bryan”) story.

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 Год назад +25

    Apparently Mary forgot her place in the family dynamics?? It's not your house and they're allowing you to live there. You should be greatful not acting all high and mighty

    • @aking3624
      @aking3624 Год назад

      He sounds like a deranged muppet...plus, just because his parents seem kind, doesn't mean they taught him how to be an independent & self sufficient adult. Some parents believe that doing everything for them (thus handicapping) is how to parent. It usually raises the child to believe there will always be someone to "care" for them while requiring zero from them!

  • @freespirit3891
    @freespirit3891 Год назад +2

    Even if they were still married, she wouldn't be entitled to any of his inheritance anyway, it would be his, unless it was put it in a shared account. (in the US anyway)

  • @s76helichik74
    @s76helichik74 10 месяцев назад +1

    Whoever that dude is screaming EVERYTHING. Seriously wtah is wrong with him?

  • @chell807
    @chell807 Год назад +7

    Pam is... special🤢🤮 This male va is LOUD!

  • @1ofus
    @1ofus Год назад +3

    Did she seriously think he was waiting around all that time for her to return to him?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aya-vv3jd
    @Aya-vv3jd Год назад +1

    Bryans voice makes me think he hadn't went through puberty

  • @Fluffykunn
    @Fluffykunn Год назад +6

    😮‍💨 the volume changed too much for this video, had to adjust every video so it wouldn't be blasting

  • @rjones9000
    @rjones9000 Год назад +9

    How can you "Get out of my face" over text🤔

  • @SilveryBlue1010
    @SilveryBlue1010 Год назад +7

    I guess the last dude is on his early dementia...

  • @dianekgebhardt3085
    @dianekgebhardt3085 Год назад

    Male voice is loud, but I loved him imitating the girl LOL

  • @angelabeyer2497
    @angelabeyer2497 Год назад +8

    How did Bryan’s girlfriend even last as long as she did?!

  • @lynngrant533
    @lynngrant533 Год назад +7

    "Huh" Has to be the most overused word in these texts! lol

    • @klm_shadow
      @klm_shadow Год назад +1

      It can be a good drinking game. If it’s water you will be hella hydrated!

    • @Nukemom1952
      @Nukemom1952 Год назад

      Closely followed by "what"....

    • @soulsistaxtreme
      @soulsistaxtreme 5 месяцев назад

      Plus the phrase "Are you serious?"

  • @lauraventicinque532
    @lauraventicinque532 Год назад +4

    Divorced means still husband and wife. 😂

  • @freepress8451
    @freepress8451 Год назад +1

    Part 6, a fitting end for a bully and you kept the best one for last - great choice of voices

  • @rickandel
    @rickandel Год назад +1

    Ok, big sigh....let me first state that i Rarely post on these storirs. The main reason is because i watch on my tv and im just too lazy to grab my phone. But...this time...i had to post. Ive never enjoyed listening to these stories as much as this one. The women are. Chef's kiss. The men, the men, i cant, theyre hilarious! Their voices. I actually laugh cried a few times! Well done guys!!!

  • @cynthiaappleton4668
    @cynthiaappleton4668 Год назад +2

    I can not take Terry's voice

  • @kimberlycaldwell3124
    @kimberlycaldwell3124 Год назад +3

    I just can't with the man screaming everything. 😵‍💫 Way over the top dramatic. My poor ears. 😵

  • @polarpotato
    @polarpotato Год назад +7

    The number of times he says "huh" 😳😐 Really? Doesnt the english language have other words that could have been used? It has so many great words for so many things.

    • @nevaehlumiere5418
      @nevaehlumiere5418 Год назад

      “Huh” only has 3 letters. I use “huh” all the time in texting. Occasionally I will use “what”. But that’s 4 letters.

    • @SpaceCadet2569
      @SpaceCadet2569 Год назад

      Huh ?????

  • @wendyo2561
    @wendyo2561 Год назад +2

    This guy needs to stop shouting, no one needs to shout like this.

  • @cseale61
    @cseale61 Год назад +2

    Protagonist says "huh?" way too much. Makes him sound clueless when he's not. Fair and honest critique.

  • @joancook8938
    @joancook8938 Год назад +4

    Huh huh huh does anyone really say that makes those men sound idiotic

    • @Jenifer_R_
      @Jenifer_R_ Год назад +2

      Everyone is idiotic in these stories. That's why we come back every day.

  • @carollykins9475
    @carollykins9475 Год назад +1

    What the hell...What's with the guys voices in this video!! No one screeches like that!!

  • @whistlerwind7422
    @whistlerwind7422 Год назад +1

    The emotion flows from Pam's voice (the passion, the anger) like stagnant creek water.

  • @MegaGinia
    @MegaGinia Год назад +5

    I do not think I could have ever gotten through a first date with Bryan! Once he started talking. . .

  • @rjones9000
    @rjones9000 Год назад +3

    His voice at 1:05:05 ............. How can you tell what his voice sounds like, over text. This is TERRIBLE!!!!!!!

  • @stormyboz8278
    @stormyboz8278 Год назад +1

    His voice is like nails on a chalk board!!!!!

  • @catmaxwell6691
    @catmaxwell6691 Год назад +3

    What’s is up with the screeching male over-actor in the first story; did he lose a bet?

  • @unicornjennie
    @unicornjennie 4 месяца назад +1

    Matt, take the hint, Pam doesn't want to marry you. She's in love with her brother's MONEY. Move on with your life
    After 3 yrs she's still a golddigging failure, who's still in love with her brother.

  • @dlk1872
    @dlk1872 Год назад +7

    I love the videos, because karma stories are hilarious. However, please let the male voice over actor know that he really needs to calm down. The screaming is really a bit much. It's appropriate for some of the stories, in certain moments, but that last story on this video just gave me a migraine. It was unhinged. At the end, when he was losing it over not getting his way, it's appropriate. When it goes from the first moment all the way through, that's overdone. Plus, it won't be as overwhelming to listen to if he pulls back from the mic just a bit. I suffer from sensory overload sensitivity due to a medical condition, and I have to keep it at almost the lowest volume for some of these, which makes it hard to hear the other voices. Please don't take this in a bad light. I truly love the videos. I just may not be able to keep listening at the current volume, because the sensory overload causes other health issues to flare up, in addition to the headache. Please keep sharing the stories. I truly do enjoy them. Heck, I may just watch with the sound off if I need to.

    • @Jenifer_R_
      @Jenifer_R_ Год назад +1

      "Bryan" was a completely absurd character saying completely absurd things. He needed a completely absurd voice, and the VA obliged hilariously. Just turn down the volume and crank up the speed. Soon you'll look forward to this VA performing.

  • @IzzyPR2010
    @IzzyPR2010 Год назад +2

    I make it a policy to never give someone's personal telephone or address to another person without the owners permission, it helps to avoid issues like what happened in the first story.

  • @Gah2Kylie
    @Gah2Kylie Год назад +3

    These male voices are SO dramatic! Like fingernails on a blackboard!😡 ESPECIALLY that last guy!😂 I had to turn my volume WAY down!

  • @karjens41
    @karjens41 Год назад +1

    Ok listening to Bryan was kind of painful. It was like listening to a boy going through puberty while having a tantrum. And considering he doesn't grasp the understanding of the word divorce lol, I may not be far off.

  • @riktusempra21
    @riktusempra21 Год назад +1

    That guy needs to calm tf down

  • @WildWestRosie
    @WildWestRosie Год назад +8

    Bryan needs to improve his screech shouting. I had to mute it and just read the text.

    • @Jenifer_R_
      @Jenifer_R_ Год назад +1

      Then you missed out on some serious belly laughs. Increase speed to 1.75x and play. It's hilarious!

  • @margaretbyfield4583
    @margaretbyfield4583 Год назад +4

    Sorry doesn't get better with repetition.

  • @angeliasalah4271
    @angeliasalah4271 Год назад +4

    Is Bryan voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait?

  • @shaquandawhite
    @shaquandawhite Год назад

    That shut the hell up had me weak 😂😂😂

  • @sherrianderson1393
    @sherrianderson1393 Год назад +3

    Why is he yelling? He sounds like someone gave him a wedgie!

  • @amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849
    @amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849 Год назад +4

    Nice

  • @scrabt8592
    @scrabt8592 Год назад +10

    That last story........sorry lovelies, but it was very OTT, and I now have rigging in my ears. Otherwise, it was a fabby compilation and got me through a nightmare journey to work this morning 😉

    • @worldpeaceisthegoal5560
      @worldpeaceisthegoal5560 Год назад +2

      In every story he sounds either desperate or angry and always really loud 😄

  • @angelicakoutsouridakis5816
    @angelicakoutsouridakis5816 Год назад

    ”It’s been 10 years since our divorce. We’re both in our 30’s now”. So wait... they divorced when they were 20? How old were they when they got married?

  • @sherryswindle8554
    @sherryswindle8554 Год назад +2

    Bryan sounds like Elmo in a drunken rage

  • @rjones9000
    @rjones9000 Год назад +5

    How can you yell ......... Over Text 🤔

  • @jenniferhill248
    @jenniferhill248 Год назад +5

    Why does Bryan voice have to be so aggressive

    • @melissakerber8287
      @melissakerber8287 6 месяцев назад

      Bryan whines so that we know right off the bat what a man baby he is.

  • @Gah2Kylie
    @Gah2Kylie Год назад +4

    Every single one of these stories were ALL repeats!😮

    • @SpaceCadet2569
      @SpaceCadet2569 Год назад

      Between each story is the date when it was first posted. It does what it says on the tin. Simples!!

  • @WriterGirl90
    @WriterGirl90 Год назад +4

    1:10:01 anyone else think he sounds a bit like Sir Didymus from Labyrinth?

  • @bladeraptor1
    @bladeraptor1 Год назад +1

    Honestly the yelling made me laugh

  • @BCFBreakfastClubFan
    @BCFBreakfastClubFan Год назад +3

    Owwwwowowow....rip my ears. Dude, I know you're doing angry for this bit, but you need to dial it back a skosh. It actually is causing me physical pain. I can handle your normal voice (this isn't a complaint about your general voice), it just gets lots LOUDER when the character is ticked off.

  • @jharris3267
    @jharris3267 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bryan voice in the beginning was too loud and strangely off key.😂When he talks to her after talking to his cousin his voice was better.

  • @dansnan1
    @dansnan1 Год назад +1

    I could never marry anyone like that Bryan i would never be able to listen to that voice its like chalk on a chalkboard makes my ears bleed lol

  • @helenworley5903
    @helenworley5903 Год назад +1

    Writing checks and then can't cash them is awful

  • @aimbertlovesherbabies8278
    @aimbertlovesherbabies8278 Год назад +2

    These guys sound like the voices from monirobo and revenge films. also refreshing stories. Very familiar