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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @kirov33cp
    @kirov33cp 13 дней назад +45

    6:14 not only does he speak truth but the look of pure darkness on his face also speaks volumes and he ain't even yelling. I'm sure he is about to Give Dem piece!!

    • @ZeromusNightmare122
      @ZeromusNightmare122 13 дней назад +5

      Nah he passed sending their soul to the crossroads. They ain't never gonna get no peace.

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen 13 дней назад +4

      That's a man making a _promise._

  • @c.b.816
    @c.b.816 10 дней назад +9

    That horse tried to tell him that it wasn't going to tolerate abuse. The human just couldn't figure out how bad consequences could be.

  • @VileMisanthrope
    @VileMisanthrope 13 дней назад +60

    The pitch change when he said "meeedium!?" Yeah I died.

    • @aspiringjoker2883
      @aspiringjoker2883 11 дней назад +4

      19:27 same!

    • @drewholmes7356
      @drewholmes7356 10 дней назад +1

      That looks like the color of a human throat. That ain’t medium fam.

  • @Objective-Observer
    @Objective-Observer 13 дней назад +75

    Hot Flashes: Yes, you feel like your head is in an oven. The muscle tissue is burning up, but your skin feels cold.

    • @prjndigo
      @prjndigo День назад +1

      niacin flush is kinda like it before the chills come in

  • @AngelaSmith_1970
    @AngelaSmith_1970 13 дней назад +47

    4:58 you got me with “thats not a break pad, that’s a broke sticky note at best”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @ReficulDrakul
    @ReficulDrakul 10 дней назад +12

    Dude it's why I'm glad I'm smart white dude (White Boy raised around Black People and Southerners) the SECOND he opened that door I audibly said; "Nah fuck that, I may wanna die but not THAT badly." That being said, I'm poor and live in a shitty apartment, if i got a house and it was haunted, nah I'm gettin a priest and sage, sorry ghosts, I worked hard for this money, this house is mine now bitch, get in here father.

  • @frenzalrhomb6919
    @frenzalrhomb6919 13 дней назад +23

    "One road trip away from being an unstoppable force at 75 miles an hour."

  • @b516uck
    @b516uck 13 дней назад +28

    that man head like a chewed on pencil - you are killing me LOL LOL you're the best

  • @Azrael828
    @Azrael828 11 дней назад +11

    0:10 The only thing in my mind: SCP-087

  • @RyuuGuardian77
    @RyuuGuardian77 11 дней назад +4

    I just played It Takes Two with my partner over this past weekend. We beat it pretty easily, only getting stuck/frustrated on a few puzzles. I think that being able to play it with your partner with minimal difficulties should be a low-key gamer relationship goal.

  • @c.b.816
    @c.b.816 10 дней назад +2

    Liked it for the grits. Thinking about Nana, and how much I miss that goodness on a cold morning.

  • @creakimoi2958
    @creakimoi2958 13 дней назад +14

    I feel like 49 people might've saw that question and said "in this economy??!"

  • @adriennepyle7625
    @adriennepyle7625 13 дней назад +8

    3:20 😂 I had that exact pot for years. Had to get rid of it eventually because the bottom got so warped it would teeter and rock back and forth all over the top of the stove when it was heating up😂

  • @MrsMorale-x8f
    @MrsMorale-x8f 6 дней назад +1

    12:28 "How do you mess up water??" got me dead 🤣

  • @joana.6736
    @joana.6736 13 дней назад +17

    Sending you an appreciative nod 🎉🎉🎉

  • @zendarva
    @zendarva 13 дней назад +7

    15:25 This rant killed my Enter the Gungeon run. Was laughing too hard to keep going.

    • @klashslash6919
      @klashslash6919 12 дней назад +2

      By god, I thought I was the only one!

  • @Kati_P
    @Kati_P 13 дней назад +75

    Lol Your head looks fine with your glasses on. Get your siblings out of your head! I have to sleep with my glasses under my pillow, otherwise my son's cat chews on the ends of the bows. She's gotten 2 pairs of glasses and one over-the-ear earbud so far, lol. You look like you're the handsome, intelligent, snappy young man you are. I kinda like the world without my glasses. All fuzzy and colorful, without the ugliness that's continuously taints the beauty around us. Don't resent your glasses. At least they help you see the toxicity coming so you can dodge it! They're one of the most valuable tools in your everyday arsenal against the world. Celebrate them, and appreciate what they do for you and that you're living in a time where many different types of glasses exist! My mom was stuck with cat's eye glasses (look them up) for years, because broke folks didn't have a whole lot of options back in the day. 😉 You look good with your glasses on, but you'll make people who are insecure about their intelligence feel threatened, lol.

    • @ELDESTLILITH
      @ELDESTLILITH 13 дней назад +2

      There's a rhyme called slime yuk yuk it sometimes works for me.

    • @ELDESTLILITH
      @ELDESTLILITH 13 дней назад +2

      Ulluwalla and yewalla the rainbow snake legend is so hard to find now so is yakadodles.

  • @emmanuelsibug8405
    @emmanuelsibug8405 13 дней назад +6

    Fredo, you are the coolest on the block. A breath of fresh air, man

  • @ren1819
    @ren1819 3 дня назад

    I can't... 😂😂😂😂😂 "Brake pad?"

  • @mikaylaw-c8823
    @mikaylaw-c8823 13 дней назад +2

    Amazing. Incredible. Magnificent.

  • @anthonyknotts
    @anthonyknotts 13 дней назад +20

    Brooo fredo be understanding! The up nod and the down nod. Then the windshield wiper thing. It’s like you be speaking to my soul! Lol

    • @judasdubois
      @judasdubois 11 дней назад

      I'm just glad its universal with dudes and not wanting to have sub optimal windshield wipeage. Like if you hear the squeaking noise you know you failed.

    • @drewholmes7356
      @drewholmes7356 10 дней назад +1

      And then we have the right and left nods. Right being a subtle way of saying “yo check that out.” While left is the signal for “come over here.”

  • @Philip-t8u
    @Philip-t8u 13 дней назад +7

    😢😊 sad and happy same time smh yeah fam i my grannie

  • @hurricaneheather1420
    @hurricaneheather1420 13 дней назад +9

    White person here, it would depend on HOW haunted 👻. 😂😂

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 13 дней назад +5

      Exactly, like a few specters here or there cause you happen to live close to a crematorium but got a great mortgage in a nice area otherwise, you're fine, livens things up and keeps you from being lonely. If you had Tony, the irate phantom that hates plates and cookware and WILL throw them without question. Nah, that's too much.

    • @peggyfisher-qi4wg
      @peggyfisher-qi4wg 12 дней назад +3

      I ask them if they see a light and could they go see what it was.. Had to do that here (Senior Housing.. People die here all the time)

    • @crocidile90
      @crocidile90 9 дней назад +2

      In this economy? Hell no (lol), I am getting ALL the materials and experts for an exorcism and staying in the house

  • @rox-13
    @rox-13 13 дней назад +2

    Made me spit coffee all over my table 🤣🤣🤣

  • @xavierdupont8982
    @xavierdupont8982 13 дней назад +5

    Thanks!

  • @CrystalKirbz
    @CrystalKirbz 12 дней назад +2

    19:31 Bro im listening to this at 3 am, I have never laughed harder in my entire life. "MEEdium?!"

  • @TheRealLeahBibi
    @TheRealLeahBibi 9 дней назад +3

    So, YT is getting on my last nerve... I'm just seeing this... days later... so annoying 🙄...
    Anyway, love this so much. I never make it past the first 2 or 3... 😂😂😂... thanks! I be needin these laughs!😂😂😂

  • @ATM-j1u
    @ATM-j1u 10 дней назад

    7:11 buddy looks cooked with the glasses on 😂

  • @ConnerGreimann
    @ConnerGreimann 13 дней назад +1

    This gotta be the most I’ve laughed in a while

  • @DonRaesworld
    @DonRaesworld 11 дней назад

    Fredo you took those words straight outta my head about the windshield wipers 😂

  • @ily2m803
    @ily2m803 13 дней назад +3

    10/10 video Alfredo sauce

  • @ADHDee-me
    @ADHDee-me 7 дней назад +1

    WTF. I thought the point was to make me laugh, noy cry. You go and hit me with that, "don't taste like grandma's." It's been 9 years and I'll still never forget what Nonna's food tasted like.

  • @space_pollution
    @space_pollution 13 дней назад +2

    I do that all the time on escalators lol it’s so much fun 😂

  • @Zyryne1
    @Zyryne1 13 дней назад +2

    Let's go, Fre-deezy! 😊❤

  • @prjndigo
    @prjndigo День назад +1

    Your gran put more herbs and spices in her grits than Sanders, most of them different. You want good grits get a spoon of grape nuts and blow the spice under the caps of your spice rack into the pot then cook it. You CAN also do the old "rice-a-ruhroh" and lightly toast em before adding water. Happens fast. I'll bet she used lard n bacon fat in the pan.

  • @cynhanrahan4012
    @cynhanrahan4012 13 дней назад +1

    Rain asmr - chicken frying is when I lost it 🤣

  • @keeshakhan7136
    @keeshakhan7136 13 дней назад +1

    I do that with the escalator too. It's not just her.

  • @peggyfisher-qi4wg
    @peggyfisher-qi4wg 12 дней назад +3

    Idiot rider was pulling back on the reins while telling the horse "GO".. Don't blame the poor horse

  • @critzygamerbingus
    @critzygamerbingus 13 дней назад +2

    how is he this funny i swear your the only person who can make me laugh

  • @mykenicholson8522
    @mykenicholson8522 11 дней назад

    It Takes Two is a favorite for me and my 5 year old son-Stressful af but rewarding 💯💪🏿

  • @donnikthejedi2222
    @donnikthejedi2222 13 дней назад +2

    9:25 The We were Here Series of Games is fun Co-op as well. Ya gotta talk with eachother via Walkie Talkie and the 2 Players go through Rooms either together or one for each room solving Puzzles.

  • @leeannabrown5578
    @leeannabrown5578 13 дней назад +1

    Good job, fredo! You’re hilarious. ❤

  • @AshtonGoodlett
    @AshtonGoodlett 13 дней назад +2

    14:08 when Fredo start watching One piece 😭🙏

  • @weatherwolf335
    @weatherwolf335 9 дней назад

    0:52 ghosts, you better be paying damn rent. This was the only place I could afford.

  • @SpodySpazable
    @SpodySpazable 12 дней назад +2

    In Texas, people get pissed off if you nod to them in Traffic. I have no idea why. You see a lot of peace signs though instead.

  • @redheadwithafierytemper5668
    @redheadwithafierytemper5668 13 дней назад +1

    I don't know how he always says exactly what I'm thinking.

  • @Hehehe124-d1z
    @Hehehe124-d1z 5 дней назад

    Not the laxatives😂😢

  • @evelillani781
    @evelillani781 2 дня назад

    lost on the first one😂😂😂

  • @Gusflow01
    @Gusflow01 13 дней назад +4

    💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @donnikthejedi2222
    @donnikthejedi2222 13 дней назад +2

    2:24 okay let's entertain the thought this thing stays together landing on a Couch cushion. Then you'll have this this Flip Flopping around from the bounce back and congrats you destroyed this Thing AND the Car parked behind that lmao

  • @Myexwnafom
    @Myexwnafom 13 дней назад +1

    Been waiting fa dis one 😽

  • @-_918Buba_-
    @-_918Buba_- 4 дня назад

    I appreciate you brother, I can be having a shit day & your videos always give me a laugh.

  • @xoMissNovember
    @xoMissNovember 13 дней назад +1

    Lol at a Microsoft background 🤣

  • @lesatyson2811
    @lesatyson2811 13 дней назад +2

    You are hilarious ❤❤❤

  • @carolann.
    @carolann. 12 дней назад +1

    I love It Takes Two!!

  • @jordanjames-lightner9344
    @jordanjames-lightner9344 13 дней назад +1

    Oh yeah that was another good one

  • @deewynn
    @deewynn 3 дня назад

    That pic of the pot of grits took me to the exact place you went my Brother❤

  • @dwaterson21
    @dwaterson21 10 дней назад

    1:55 Bro she must have been HEATED

  • @straiwi
    @straiwi 12 дней назад

    16:40 i thought she was wearing a urn
    making me think grandma on the floor or in the drain

  • @deandrenicholas2545
    @deandrenicholas2545 13 дней назад +5

    Aye fam, the dreads look crispy. If they ever remake The Last Dragon, you get my vote as the new Sho'Nuff!!!
    You look like a Boondocks character wit the glasses on. Like a professor at the college Huey ends up going to

  • @adambald600
    @adambald600 8 часов назад

    You got that Easter Island head going on.

  • @M.S-v5d
    @M.S-v5d 5 дней назад

    when i was like 6 or 7 my family went to houston galleria, biggest mall in texas. i was playing on the escalator and i watched my shoelace go down into the side of the stair. i didnt think anything of it cause i was unaware of any danger. well a moment later that shit caught my lace up and tried to eat my foot. stopped the escalators for like an hour. the mall had to call the fire department, it was a circus. never had to go to the mall again with my family. good times

  • @adroncampdell8473
    @adroncampdell8473 11 дней назад

    4:48 🤦‍♂️ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alfray9093
    @alfray9093 День назад

    To be fair I had one of those pots with the glass lid. It was sitting on the table dry and empty and the lid just randomly shattered one day.

  • @A_Rose_From_Concrete
    @A_Rose_From_Concrete 13 дней назад +1

    I missed the live premiere
    I lost around the 7 minute mark ngl🤣🤣🤣

  • @silentrage5425
    @silentrage5425 12 дней назад

    3:14 that pot reminds me of when Mom cause me smoking only she used a frying pan that turned into a flying pan. Then Dad walked in with the belt.

  • @anooslord666
    @anooslord666 5 дней назад

    Honestly you seam like great friend material :)

  • @FilthyCasualsCatLady
    @FilthyCasualsCatLady 10 дней назад

    8:25 my heart immediately sunk when I saw what this dude held in his hand and he said “bottom’s up”. I have been here before, was super constipated and chugged one of these. Difference is a doctor told me to do this. Bad news is, you’re going to need a doctor’s note for three days and another week’s notice for physical therapy on dat ass boi.

  • @darinroodman2004
    @darinroodman2004 9 дней назад

    Lost almost immediately... Well played sir.

  • @kristijensen7457
    @kristijensen7457 7 дней назад

    7:12 dude, same. My eyesight is now just scored with negative numbers. Dr said -6 was easier to notate than 20/1200. 😐🤓

  • @hoboonahelo5346
    @hoboonahelo5346 9 дней назад

    6:54 Fredo put all his skill points into speed and didn’t save any for inspection checks.

  • @kenkaneki9176
    @kenkaneki9176 12 дней назад

    6:55 freedo lookin' different with glasses on...

  • @77-PoTaTo-77
    @77-PoTaTo-77 13 дней назад +1

    i laughed my ass off

  • @donaldbarnard7349
    @donaldbarnard7349 9 дней назад

    1:38 that almost looks like Banff National Park here in Alberta

  • @angelamurphy6233
    @angelamurphy6233 13 дней назад +2

    I'm legally blind without my glasses. Now they're bifocals, too.

  • @WhiskeyFuse
    @WhiskeyFuse 2 дня назад

    Myyyy guy!! 😂

    • @WhiskeyFuse
      @WhiskeyFuse 2 дня назад

      You're gold 😂 how do you think of this geniusness spit so quick.. 🤣

  • @EllenB-z8k
    @EllenB-z8k 10 дней назад

    You're admiration of grits! 😊😊

  • @kunfussed213
    @kunfussed213 13 дней назад +1

    😭 Got busy and missed the live.

  • @michaelmcintoshatky
    @michaelmcintoshatky 6 дней назад

    It's hard to be worried about a spook or ghost when they do not exist 😂

  • @pretender1456
    @pretender1456 3 дня назад

    1:54 Didnt know Hades had a daughter.

  • @alexbowlin7044
    @alexbowlin7044 13 дней назад +1

    when Fredo posts but its all the stuff you've been binging for a few days: DJ kaled, suffering from success

  • @karlaruter3221
    @karlaruter3221 13 дней назад +1

    Grampa wasn't having it

  • @Flayed-parkourist
    @Flayed-parkourist 13 дней назад +2

    Heyo my boy fredo

  • @danielvillarreal4635
    @danielvillarreal4635 12 дней назад +1

    You're the one man band fred

  • @chrisgoesin910
    @chrisgoesin910 10 дней назад

    22:40 .. What in the MACshed PoCheestoes.. & corn. Corn of some sort also.

  • @Dinero-j4r
    @Dinero-j4r 11 дней назад

    Earth+ took me out 😂😂😂

  • @_JackNapier
    @_JackNapier 7 дней назад

    *Moved into a Haunted House*
    Open up nighttime tours, night time stays with seances🃏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👻💰

  • @icarusbinns3156
    @icarusbinns3156 11 дней назад

    That super clear ice… I am willing to bet that is at Lake Baikal. I so want to visit! But… probably can’t. Since it’s in Russia

  • @ComicBookBob
    @ComicBookBob 10 дней назад

    OK, you got me with hibatchi scalp meat.

  • @Objective-Observer
    @Objective-Observer 13 дней назад +1

    Have you tried round lenses for your glasses. Aviator shapes would truly enlongate your chin... or it might fit you like a glove.

  • @jamesrogers2780
    @jamesrogers2780 10 дней назад

    Deodorant. Kinda got lucky, I'm allergic to the more expensive ones.

  • @wiggles1521
    @wiggles1521 9 дней назад

    20:10 bro, the main deodorant i used got discontinued, & ive tried many different other deodorants that stop me from sweating, the old kind was less than 10 dollars...litterally the next option was $20 DOLLARS, this..this is a mandatory crash out

  • @vermilliontoaster3063
    @vermilliontoaster3063 9 дней назад

    21:20 😂😂😂

  • @MrHumble101
    @MrHumble101 3 дня назад

    Everybody is commenting on the video me however, dude… that outro is diabolical 😮‍💨

  • @cherylt6762
    @cherylt6762 13 дней назад +1

    hello everyone

  • @aspiringjoker2883
    @aspiringjoker2883 11 дней назад

    19:29 this exactly how I like mine

  • @timmelkoonce8609
    @timmelkoonce8609 9 дней назад

    Fredo listen normally I would agree with you but, that guy did the right thing by walking away quickly rather than running. Had he ran that tiger would have jumped the fence and chased after him, viewing him as prey. And Fredo even your extra fast ass ain't outrunning a frickin tiger bro!!

  • @judasdubois
    @judasdubois 11 дней назад

    I do the let the escalator carry me to the edge thing. Yeah I might die horrifically but uhh shit I forgot what the negative was.

  • @ReggieDawkins
    @ReggieDawkins 13 дней назад +2

    Cool

  • @patrickvelazquez3419
    @patrickvelazquez3419 17 часов назад

    11:08 amazon tried to get me to ship with fedex and charge me 76 bucks for a 20 dollar flashlight, like bro WHAT are they sipping on pure ETHER? they tripping on alien gas i tell you