Husain Dungarwalla There was an awful yelling and crying. Suddenly the bus conductor runs on stage and screams quick get out get out of here the skyfoogle has escaped. There was blood on his face his clothes were torn and he just fell over and died suddenly he just stands up he flaps his hands and then his eyes pop out he bobs his head up and down
Gordon: “Who is Peter File” Class: “Laughs” Gordon: “Why is that so funny” Gordon: “I suppose I could check the register” Gordon is a fricking legend and I hope he checked the right register
@@KyosisPlays you are so cringe replying to every coment she hot ngl ur like a 11 year old boy who dry humps his pillow cause he has a stupid minecraft girlfriend who broke up with him and called him poopy pants
The old teacher got all dressed up to teach still , bless him
Yea
He might be racist
RANDOM bf I highly doubt he’s racist lad
@@idibekhan4435 you're racist
Zach as soon as a teacher slacks for half a second the class get out of control. Dudes wants to keep his job
I can’t imagine how Agatha is going to explain this to her parents
I can’t imagine how’s she going to explain it to the students/tutor
Who else has been waiting for this vid for ages since his insta post
Me
No one
He’s got Insta. His IG username is champagnepapi
6:02 Niko finally gets embarrassed. That's rare.
he felt bad not embarrassed
i know i have eyes you dont need to tell me
I mean a dude named Agatha???? Hahahahaha
The poor teacher got all dressed up to teach, i love old people
Ennit
just a dude with a hat ?
@@joeyyy4864 The old teacher on the zoom call
Me too!!!
When he realized that Agatha was a girl, that was the funniest part 😂😂
Niko: "My grandson!"
*realises it's a girl*
Niko: "My granddaughter!"
Reminds me of my grandparents.
Lol
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Mr. Person :(
Are they dead cause mine are
My name is nico
It was funny when he realized Agatha was a girl
@@aimer8606 700 subs isnt close to 1k
@TTV_Sl1mmSyph0n Simp
TTV_Sl1mmSyph0n simp
TTV_Sl1mmSyph0n Simp
@TTV_Sl1mmSyph0n She? If you actually watch 1 video of their face you'll find out it's a boy.
The fact that this was 1 year ago already makes you realize how long lockdown has been..
The fact that this comment was 2 months ago Makes me realise how long this lockdown is
@@richehb1870 the fact this comment is 3 days ago already makes me realize how long lockdown has been
@@richehb1870 the fact this comment is 3 days ago already makes me realize how long lockdown has been
@@tovarishvadim4662 the fact this comment is 3 days ago makes it feel longer than a million years
@@limitlessmuaaz5544 the fact that ur comment is 2weeks ago made me realized how long lockdown is
Actually felt bad on Agathas teacher he was actually trying to defend himself man
No he’s a shmuck
Nah, he's probably already found out that it was a joke 😂
Shush mate
@Happy Thanos shush ******
@Happy Thanos shmuck
When he realized that Agatha was a girl, that was the funniest part 😂😂
KyosisPlays bruh💀
I was wincing so hard at that point but at the same time laughing loads
KyosisPlays shush u simp
@@ahmedibrahim04 FUCK off
I don't remember commenting this
@@KyosisPlays Dude just stop
Niko: "DoNt ToUcH mE!!"
Also Niko: *hugs George*
Sharon Blackett ok
Lol
6:07 Niko realizing that he ruined a kid's day.
How
Brilllliant! MY GRANDAUGHTER bit had me creasing haha
Stop ignoring my grandson! Wait Grandaughter
Yes! Ally Law.
IT's a MADNESS
Ally I love your vids :D
😂😂😂
STOP IGNORING MY GRANDSON
*realises she’s a girl*
MY GRANDDAUGHTER
Ur to funny
Molly Kington lol
Lil
Harry Potter snape
Too*
lmao
Gordon: who’s Peter file
It reminds me of the scene from the IT crowd
Lewis Beldin I was gonna comment that lad
Who's a pedophile?
Gurners of the Galaxy when you laugh I can see the outline of your skull
I'm Peter file!
Lewis Beldin lmaoooo “I’m peter file!”
niko is the only RUclipsr that can actually make me laugh out loud 😂
try ksi, harry, chunkz, hp, filly
Also try Steven scaphiro, humour bagel, big daws
you can also try Baylen Levine and JiDion
why are people hating your just spitting facts
@@pia6923 no ones hating they’re just giving out suggestions lmao
Chunkz: “S-H-H-H”
Nobody:
Guy: “aRE YOu teLLiNG mE tO sHUt uP”
Myboyz Mkhize haha
Myboyz Mkhize I mean that is what shhhh means
This format is old
Nobody is a dead meme.
Myboyz Mkhize I am a RUclipsr from England 🏴, I make all sorts of videos.
Some support on my channel would be much appreciated!
2019: sneaking in boxing rings
2020: sneaking in zoom online class
Ha true
2021: sneaking into funerals
Lars Mazumdar blame China
carbohydrates hydro scan theoretical particles overseeing the construction of the NDL
2021-sneaking into schools of random people
Teacher: Sorry, what's your name?
Niko: *Your mum*
Teacher: Okay, Mr. _MoUm_
Louis Hughes 😂😂😂😂😂
Its neeko
@@Diamxnd. I just pasted his channel name, fella
@TheFifthWheel Oh, I'm a silly sausage
Louis Hughes I died😂😂😂
This is one of the only RUclipsrs you actually makes me laugh out loud.
2018:sneaking in rings
2019:sneaking in rings again
2020:sneaking in online schools
2021:sneaking in school again
I mean every month sneaking in school
Ruhhan Karim 2021 sneaking in a police station
Killer_zX lol we are already getting arrested for having covid-19
vik should do that
Rang soyd sneaks into Area 51
Me in corona lockdown:
Niko coming in clutch with bangers: we like that
wheres the beta squad videos tho :(
@@danielevans4573 theyre shmuks
Just play video games if your bored🙂
I've been playing gta
Is that George did he just reveal his face
@@skinnytwig71 he always showed his face check the previous vids
Nobody:
Still Nobody:
Niko: Calls Agatha his grandson
Legend has it Agatha is still confused to this day
Husain Dungarwalla There was an awful yelling and crying. Suddenly the bus conductor runs on stage and screams quick get out get out of here the skyfoogle has escaped. There was blood on his face his clothes were torn and he just fell over and died suddenly he just stands up he flaps his hands and then his eyes pop out he bobs his head up and down
shut the fuck up with your nobody: memes it's so fucking annoying
@@lilalaluna6328 Nah I'm teen.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i didn't know i could physically laugh that loud, definitely worth it.
That last one had me dying
“Can they speak English?”
“Sometimes”
Jake Jenson 🤣
Lol it was even funnier to see how triggered Kris was 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Kai Chau o
He joined a gym class full of women with the name 'Peter file' I'm dead 😭😂
shadow cobra he’s a “pedaphile” but I don’t get why the women make it funnier.
@@deviljho4260 bc it's more creepy
0 yeah just think about it some 70 year old man joins a college zoom class full of like young women in pe
I just get all intense and beg the past him to stop before I die
IKRR😂
“I’m sick and tired of you ignoring my grandson!”
‘Realises its a girl’
Niko: I f*cked up
😭😭😭😭
KyosisPlays stop bruh
KyosisPlays simp
KyosisPlays
yeah but u replying saying that on so many comments. WE DONT CARE
@@KyosisPlays yo you said that already you fan
Sharky was the only one taking the language seriously lol
10:40 definitely 😭
Chris: translate ‘spell your name’ to your friends
Niko: śpëłł ŷøûr ñàmē
“Who’s Peter File”
Sentence of the day
Join The NDL
"Who's speaking?"
"Joe"
"Joe who"
*gives death penalty*
"we need camera" lol😂😂😂🤣that one suppose to be a meme
No one:
Agatha: Did you just assume my gender?
halimah mir
I mean she’s American so she probably thought that 🤣🤣
@@KyosisPlays done out
KyosisPlays that’s a little suss
Ÿamada he's gay 😂😂😂
KyosisPlays u know she’s probably underage right?
Teacher: who's talking
Niko: joe
Teacher again: joe who
Niko: joe mamma
I laughed so hard
🤣🤣🤣
It's so funny, because of the pauses.
I'm not capping he's a teacher in my school
@@titanz266 liar
“What’s your name?”
“Joe”
“Joe what?”
“Joe mama”.
Legit was drinking my drink and just spilt it when that happened 🤣
im choking
*Gotim* !
Oh yeah yeah
Definitely Not Hamza oh yeah yeah
0:22 BEST TRANSITION EVER?!
That exactly what I thought lol
I was like "where did niko go and why did he sit in his chair"
No one:
Gordon: “wHo’S pEtEr FiLe?”
Connor Perkins I’m peter file
Connor Perkins he’s a teacher at my school
Peter file bruh
TheGoldMiner nice
My uncle
This man needs to get an Oscar, I mean he is a living LEGEND
Gordon: “Who is Peter File”
Class: “Laughs”
Gordon: “Why is that so funny”
Gordon: “I suppose I could check the register”
Gordon is a fricking legend and I hope he checked the right register
Oliver Wheat sub to me I got good content
Callsign Kraken give me the code I need to see Gordon
Fuck haha that went over my head when he first said it.
BOOOOOOOOOOMER
Oliver Wheat he’s in my school
5:35 “yes you…..MY GRANDDAUGHTER!” 😂😂😂
Niko: Listen to my grandson
Relises she’s a girl
Niko: LiStEn To My GrAnDaUgHtEr
Fares Chahed hahaha 😂
Lol didn't think we were watching the same video thanks for that
Niko: *Doesnt upload in 1 month*
Everyone: He was like a father to me
I know
*2 months, nearly 3
George gave him the coronavirus
Its 2 fucking month
Yeh
When Niko realised Agatha was actually a girl I lost it😂😭
She hot tho, just saying
KyosisPlays bruh
@@inhle1688 what?
KyosisPlays you don’t have to go to every Agatha comment saying she is hot
@@KyosisPlays yikes
8:09 niko with the kitten is the best part 😂
In 2:25 he censors her but puts her whole face in the thumbnail
😂😂😂
it was at the moment he knew...
goto 5:46 agathas face is not blurred
Big brain.
Oop just realized
Teacher: who is Peter file
The whole class: *laughs*
Teacher: *confused* why is that funny
😂😂😂
Ha funny
Teacher’s can’t be trusted to save their students from Peter files
Rahul B06 nice old man
Hes wholesome
Schools cant be trusted to keep kids safe from Peter file
Let’s go boys he’s uploaded it. The legend himself. Standing at 8’4. Mr NDL Reng Sayeed.
I saw the granddaughter clip EVERYWHERE on Instagram and it had me CRACKING UP... Finally found where it's from! Love it hahahaha
Niko: listen to my grandson!
*Realises it’s a woman*
Listen to my granddaughter!
Me: 😂
Fins Wrestling stuff U SHMUCK STUPID ASS
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
😂
should’ve clocked from the get to go like who would name their son Agatha😂
An I see so you turned into a bitmoji
It's been a month Niko did u forget the password
Ikr
oh no chunkz gonna throw the laptop again
Ikr
He quit because he didn't win the shorty awards
He’s just finished Ramadan that’s why he’s not uploaded
I can’t stop laughing, your the funniest guy ever.
you’re*
@@kevinnguyen4400 oh i forgot we were in english class
@spodor men STOP ...just stop
Survivor guest1537 just stoooop
@@ascendthestar227 stop just stop
"im sick and tired, of you not paying attention to my grandson !",said a legend once...
And this, my friends, is why schools cancelled zoom.
Nacim Benzine 😂😂😂😂LOOL
Olajide Olatunji nooooo not rly
Neeeeeeko stopped school
Nothing to see over here same
@Nothing to see over here same :(
This guy should be on RUclips hall of frame
What for sneaking into a school lesson? This horrid pervert should be banned from RUclips.
@@0forwarner-duck123 Please, cry him a river
@@0forwarner-duck123 wow 👏 hats off to your stupidity
@@0forwarner-duck123 [ *insert "You are dumb, You are really dumb, For real" meme* ]
@@SaRc0_12 I have no idea what you are on about.
The best part is that he doesn't unnecessarily curse. He just yells funny stuff without being disrespectful.
🤦🏾♂️
Um no just no. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
No 🤦🏽
No 🤦♀️
what’s with these replies nikos hilarious
this made me LAUGH so hard. all he needed was the names and was laughing harder than ever before
Niko is a true legend. I love this man’s energy😂😂
Ellamae_ xox sub to me I got good content
Bryan Awung stfu you don’t have good content
Niko is actually the best youtuber in the UK 🔥😂
What abt JJ
@@byoung9896 but him he's shit
River Dale JJs just the most popular, tbf he’s done a lot but Nikos more entertaining
@@footrapgames yeah mate!!! i agree with that jj is good but niko has some good shit.
I’m sick and tired of u ignoring my grandson-
Granddaughter*
Lol I laughed so hard
Lolll
I'm your 300th like
They blurred it recently , do you think Niko got in trouble for showing their faces? In the original Agatha's face and her teacher wasn't blurred
LeoGrindinLion hm idk probably
I'm creasing, I don't get how he's so comfortable doing this
The “this lesson is horrible” had me rolling
Hadar shoval same
CAMERA CAMERA WE NEED A CAMERA
I spik allitttle
Bro, wheres Niko. He's not posted in like a month.
Innnnnnnit
Andre la Grange he already quits RUclips cos he didn’t win the shorty award
C-PRO72 I know I was sooo shocked when I heard this news tbh I hoped that it was a joke and all but let’s see what happens...😔😔
C-PRO72 please what and yes I hope that he doesn’t quit 😔
C-PRO72 same
Nobody:
Niko: calls Agatha his granddaughter
Well she hot tho ngl, just saying.
@@KyosisPlays are you being serious
@@RetroMonix yes, I'm not picky.
Willem Hodgson *grandson
Princess A somone with a Brian cell at last
after the my grandaughter bit go to the time 5:41 mr Kearsley has been EXPOSED!!
How did Niko not laugh when the first guy when "Ok Mr Mooom"
“You’re a grown man in a mask just carry on doing your work..... idiot.”- New camera man
Imagine expecting To get likes By Just Commenting Something That Was Said In the vid
C J well he got it so
@@zinnias114 I said Imagine Not He didnt and Who asked You?
Shut up
C J shut up clown
no one
niko: blurs the girls face 2:26
also niko: puts her in the thumbnail without a blur
the girl: am i a joke to you
At 2:26 the blur was horrendous anyways
Absolutely Amazing content without majorly offending people.
Too entertaining 🤭 Please do part 2
Niko: My grandson.
realises hes a girl
Niko: My GrANdAuGhTeR😂
‘Yur Mumm’
‘Peter File’
‘Joe Mama’
‘Jack Hoff’
All such great names
He should of used Dixon Balls and Hugh Janus
Ben Dover
Isaac Coxx is also a great name.
What about this name
Name: For King
@Magnus Højer you mean nick gurr
Aj Shabeel's switch between english and full seizure mode had me dying
Ikr
I love these guys! Make my day every time.
Agatha and The teacher’s faces weren’t blurred before, now they are.
Ok so
_Mossy_ Oklahoma
Omg yesss. I thought something was wrong
Yh but all the blurring got messed
@@alargeorange maybe it was the kids who knew it was niko
**Sees name Agatha**
MY GRANDSON
Agatha. Son.
KyosisPlays why u replying this to every Agatha comment also she looks like a lesbian
@@KyosisPlays you are so cringe replying to every coment she hot ngl ur like a 11 year old boy who dry humps his pillow cause he has a stupid minecraft girlfriend who broke up with him and called him poopy pants
@@sirkakoly208 That's very specific, seems like you're speaking from experience, who hurt you?
@@jmister8144 A hot one at that, I'm *just saying* she's hot, simple as it is.
@@KyosisPlays and im even admitting i have no life but that doesnt mean i have yours :) of dry humping pillows and crying to ur minecraft gf
2:17 When you realise an old man has just been staring at you exercising
Omg that's so relatable happens to me every single day
Naj That was probably me ngl
6:02 Niko finally gets embarrassed. That's rare.. Haven’t laughed out loud in a while. Thank you mate!.
Niko: Can everyone spell their names?
Chunkz: S H H H
Charlz: Are you telling me to shut up?
Copied comment
@@fwJTB aight bro what u gon do about it
@@fwJTB aint my fault i didnt see another guy posted the same shit earlier
Thats what they all say
Year 11: I'm defo going to fail my GCSE's.
Corona virus: Allow me to introduce myself.
CTRL_ Umar102 I was going to fail A levels 😭
yep i'm gonna pass french by default thanks to covid-19, i suppose there's a silver lining in all this lmao
CodeyDaFlop same, ive always been quiet and the teachers like me so i’m praying they’ll give me good grades
@@annaaolivia lol as long as you've done ok in school work you'll be fine. Have you seen the system they're using to decide grades yet?
@@GoobyDev what is it?
Teacher: What’s your name?
Niko: Joe
Teacher: joe who
Niko: Joe mama
4:30 this one got me😂😂😂😂
C1 Playz imma leave the likes on 69😳😳😳
I wrote that but then I changed my comment
C1 Playz lmfao
The zoom call stuff was hilarious!!!! you should do that more with the beta squad
English Teacher: "Everybody write your names and I will spell it for you"
Me: huh?
Lawliet 🤣🤣 🤣
Gordon: ‘who is Peter file? I could check the register’
*Which register*
Lemon Sheep LMAO
This is amazing 😂
?
Lemon Sheep he said he could
LMFAO
“Finally I can breath actual air”
Proceeds to inhale burning plastic
Yea that’s actual air
Dude I feel so bad for the first teacher he seemed so nice and wholesome
“Sorry I don’t know what’s happening” 😂😂 story of my life darling
Shut up
John Buckley pussy
She hot ngl, just saying.
I already know this is going to be gold with the American accent
The way Niko laughs after every meeting scares me...
The Joe Mama joke had me dieing so bad
the last time i was this early, niko still made skits
NAH NAH WHEN HE SAID GRANDSON THEN REALISED IT WAS A GIRL
Cant lie, she hot, just saying
KyosisPlays you have problems
KyosisPlays nounce
KyosisPlays that poor girl, you seem like the guy who would stalk her, commenting that on every single reply, smh 🤦🏻♂️
@@KyosisPlays is lockdown affecting your mental state that badly
NIKO SHOOULD GO ON BRITAINS GOT TALENT THAT WOULD BEE SICKKK AND HE WOULD AUDITION AND THEN RUN OFF STAGE OR DO SOMAT CRAZY AS HE DOES LMAOO
He's gotta be the reason my teachers are going crazy when a random person accidentally enters our class lol
aj shabeel :ShOw Me YoUr CaMeRa
also aj shabeel: I sEE youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep
Niko: I better censor the girls face
Also niko: put her face on thumbnail
@Jayley & Mason 2:26 look again
its not agatha, there was a version of this video where the girls face wasn't blurred.
I loved the last bit they should do a whole video on trolling people. 😂
him: blurs out girl's face in the video
also him: uses girl as thumbnail without blurring her face
Lollll
Lol when I’m the thumbnail
He didn't blur it youtube did i think
Lili-mae Gullick u kinda hot
a e s t h e t i c simp
nobody:
Niko: i'm sick and tired of you ignoring my grandson
Can't lie, she hot, just saying.
@@KyosisPlays yh fr fr
KyosisPlays she looks like s whole man
@@ray_hyuga3485 The voice says other wise, also I'm not picky.
Peter file is officially my kahoot name in school
What school
Harshb004 oof
Anas Hussein I was just thinking that obviously when we go back
@@jakeyh4817 ye
I miss these days man