i will never help my viewers rizz girls again..

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @christopherbarthelus4625
    @christopherbarthelus4625 Год назад +5685

    This shit was painful but we need more vids like this

    • @Merrick_mob
      @Merrick_mob Год назад +81

      Faxx the viewers rizz are so funny fr

    • @Kirito-nt6yc
      @Kirito-nt6yc Год назад +48

      Deadass had to take 5 minute intervals throughout the video

    • @Gabe2tufff
      @Gabe2tufff Год назад +1

      ​@@Merrick_mob i I 0😮

    • @1tdot
      @1tdot Год назад

      Deadass nigga

    • @B2ClippedIt
      @B2ClippedIt Год назад +1

      nah he funny 18:25

  • @soop3r872
    @soop3r872 Год назад +8078

    Ima just let y’all know y’all are in for a PAINFUL video 💀

  • @xwsu
    @xwsu Год назад +3220

    dawg its hard to believe there are actually people in this world that flirt like this 😭😭

    • @___andres.m
      @___andres.m Год назад +263

      bro dabo just being a troll and doing it on purpose for the stream

    • @tobeslmao
      @tobeslmao Год назад +139

      @@___andres.m tbh this is dabo so I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he being deadass 💀

    • @B2ClippedIt
      @B2ClippedIt Год назад +25

      Do you got no sense of humor? He is trolling else the vid wouldnt be funny

    • @roronoarell4470
      @roronoarell4470 Год назад +53

      @@B2ClippedIt I mean if the nigga already can’t get no girls in general I doubt dawg act much different in a real situation

    • @pfkcam
      @pfkcam Год назад +18

      @@B2ClippedIt the nigga isn't trolling 💀 he's the same dude who has a certain time where he gotta beat

  • @The1stGuardians
    @The1stGuardians Год назад +1703

    Haven't felt this much pain since depression my mans rizz is non existent

    • @calebagbortabot8281
      @calebagbortabot8281 Год назад +34

      Tbh even if he had rizz he wouldn't pull anyone

    • @megamaggotman7025
      @megamaggotman7025 Год назад

      @@calebagbortabot8281 HATING Ahh NI66A!

    • @The1stGuardians
      @The1stGuardians Год назад +11

      @@calebagbortabot8281 The sad truth

    • @Ayeterror
      @Ayeterror Год назад +20

      @@calebagbortabot8281 ur hating he just pulled without rizz

    • @kiyah1997
      @kiyah1997 Год назад +11

      @@calebagbortabot8281 that’s literally what rizz is… pulling someone when the odds are against you 💀😂

  • @ricardoediza2690
    @ricardoediza2690 Год назад +1584

    This is legit psychological trauma for 25 mins
    I hope all the actual women in this video get help and support after this

    • @fijionatree
      @fijionatree Год назад +6

      W profile pic

    • @xencooking
      @xencooking Год назад

      Ur a cornball

    • @fizzcarreviews7997
      @fizzcarreviews7997 Год назад +4

      They’re not victims of anything 😂 this is just cringe

    • @thesowftprince
      @thesowftprince Год назад

      @@fizzcarreviews7997their victims to his harizzment

    • @zariyahxo
      @zariyahxo 6 месяцев назад +2

      thx i’m still traumatized

  • @jadenwitdacurls
    @jadenwitdacurls Год назад +776

    max saying “no” for 25 minutes straight 😂

  • @Getawayslim
    @Getawayslim Год назад +2727

    Next time we just need to watch him cook on his own and see how far he gets😂

    • @breadophile
      @breadophile Год назад

      nigga gone go to juvy that's how far he'll get 💀

    • @TysonJr.
      @TysonJr. Год назад +27

      Fashooo😂😂

    • @Shiv-gr6xk
      @Shiv-gr6xk Год назад +118

      It would be a 2 minute video

    • @slid6236
      @slid6236 Год назад +52

      he was cooking by himself wasn't even listenning to max 😂

    • @captain4865
      @captain4865 Год назад +3

      10:27 he was cooking tho 😂

  • @khizerabdullah5367
    @khizerabdullah5367 Год назад +826

    Dabo is the embodiment of intrusive thoughts

    • @malz6186
      @malz6186 Год назад +9

      This🤣🤣🤣

    • @coolcoll1262
      @coolcoll1262 Год назад

      im getting 100+ confidence watching ts nigga

    • @nwuylli
      @nwuylli Год назад +2

      Facts 💀

    • @Vcmsz
      @Vcmsz 10 месяцев назад +3

      He really is

    • @Bigenormous_1
      @Bigenormous_1 5 месяцев назад +1

      Impulsive*

  • @ethanbeverley1943
    @ethanbeverley1943 Год назад +353

    This guy made Eli rizz look good 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ynb_frozone7688
      @ynb_frozone7688 8 месяцев назад +21

      lmao not eli's rizzz 💀💀💀💀

    • @EliShotThat
      @EliShotThat 4 месяца назад

      Nahhh no way😂😂😂

    • @kairavpatel1392
      @kairavpatel1392 3 месяца назад

      eli was still worse, but at least it was funny lmao this is just painful

    • @MonwabisiPeterson
      @MonwabisiPeterson Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jqhnsbored8390
    @jqhnsbored8390 Год назад +307

    “How you harassing someone virtually” ☠️

  • @IsoQ
    @IsoQ Год назад +273

    Bro screaming at him like a disappointed father😭💀💀

  • @iinfernox
    @iinfernox Год назад +430

    this vid got me cackling fr, how this guy got 4 dubs is beyond me

    • @sebastiendelloue3001
      @sebastiendelloue3001 Год назад +86

      trolls bro, viewers are instantly messaging the girl telling her she's on stream so she's obviously acting. It was funny tho

    • @coolkid3915
      @coolkid3915 Год назад +4

      + a few free followers at the least

  • @broxxyzos2622
    @broxxyzos2622 Год назад +334

    As a girl I’m surprised he lasted that long without getting blocked

    • @Johnfi
      @Johnfi Год назад +2

      Fr tho

    • @XcaliBro-21
      @XcaliBro-21 Год назад +90

      That’s bc they doing it for the chat and clout

    • @Welll69
      @Welll69 8 месяцев назад

      @broxxyzos gimme your snap

  • @Jachaunn
    @Jachaunn Год назад +147

    Funny thing is Dabo really thinks they want him

    • @Jachaunn
      @Jachaunn Год назад +12

      @haha lol I rizzed up most of them on ig

  • @just_fenan4552
    @just_fenan4552 Год назад +435

    "You haven't beat it to ice spice, you haven't watched a fart video" dabo needs serious help

  • @Dodo-xi1ep
    @Dodo-xi1ep Год назад +134

    When Dabo get that glow up, it's about go CRAZY!!!🔥🔥

  • @tobeslmao
    @tobeslmao Год назад +173

    This whole video was psychological torture 💀

    • @lehaunted5371
      @lehaunted5371 Год назад +2

      I agree. They are doing the opposite of attracting, they taking all their rizz from themselves. 💀

  • @athiefinthenight6894
    @athiefinthenight6894 Год назад +123

    I fucking love how dabo always corrupts what max tells him to do by adding some random ass corny shit haha

  • @GHOST_MEDIA
    @GHOST_MEDIA Год назад +45

    I don't know what was more painful. Watching him do this. Or being the one teaching him.

  • @Pasta252t
    @Pasta252t 7 месяцев назад +156

    This guy might be worse than Eli

    • @credosmico9724
      @credosmico9724 6 месяцев назад +11

      😂 "😹"

    • @markmarquis-f9g
      @markmarquis-f9g 5 месяцев назад +7

      I got bald

    • @Twixeduptbh
      @Twixeduptbh 5 месяцев назад +3

      theres no way hes worse than eli i nearly got brain damage from watching eli

    • @me-un4dq
      @me-un4dq 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Twixeduptbh I almost threw my phone with his no rizz ass

    • @ellamartintsova5615
      @ellamartintsova5615 4 месяца назад

      my ass almost spit out the chips from my mouth from his negative ass rizz

  • @dylan-mi7gb
    @dylan-mi7gb Год назад +72

    “I have to assert my dominance”💀

    • @shadewolf22
      @shadewolf22 8 месяцев назад +11

      "YOU DON'T HAVE DOMINANCE" 😤💀

  • @jarvis300
    @jarvis300 Год назад +167

    17:41 this shit had me fucking wheezing 😭😭

    • @dxneVFX
      @dxneVFX Год назад +16

      I was dying in school and every mf here was lookin at me 😭😭🤚🏽

    • @4rm0nd07
      @4rm0nd07 Год назад +24

      @@dxneVFX why are you still doing “😭✋” ts corny

    • @Sunkistxo
      @Sunkistxo Год назад

      ​@@4rm0nd07😭😭

  • @wyddmatt
    @wyddmatt Год назад +154

    Hope one day Dabo will get rizz 😭😭

    • @a2bxndz573
      @a2bxndz573 5 месяцев назад

      He got aya now

  • @Aldgri
    @Aldgri Год назад +64

    Dabo calling other girls chopped is crazy 💀

    • @zariyahxo
      @zariyahxo 6 месяцев назад +2

      ongggg 💀

  • @keepmunni
    @keepmunni Год назад +47

    As a chill introverted person I am honored to have better game than this person

  • @lucwijngaard8413
    @lucwijngaard8413 Год назад +27

    The few that give him good chances are literally throwing alley-oops and he's still missing

  • @akoozab7122
    @akoozab7122 Год назад +32

    This was painful but you needa do more of these

  • @xzylo2x384
    @xzylo2x384 Год назад +10

    For yall who are just now clicking on this video i died of laughter and cried twice this vid is nuts

  • @davidmoranromero
    @davidmoranromero Год назад +13

    bros intrusive thoughts just takes over his body 24/7

  • @Dylanfrrrr
    @Dylanfrrrr Год назад +20

    Dabo is actually such a sad lil kid 😭☠️

  • @hiii5575
    @hiii5575 Год назад +16

    someone said "if looks could kill" when he showed his face in the cam LMAOOO😭😭😭

  • @dud324
    @dud324 Год назад +95

    dabo is a lost cause ong

    • @ryxga6392
      @ryxga6392 Год назад +9

      I swear bro. But I'm thankful to him, made me realize I still have hope LMAOO

    • @psyche-exe
      @psyche-exe Год назад

      ​@@ryxga6392compared to this nigga we got more than hope💀

  • @Rah3li0s
    @Rah3li0s 7 месяцев назад +6

    we need this series back bro 😭

  • @clover__7441
    @clover__7441 Год назад +7

    this was ong my favourite colab of all time

  • @ImAshy
    @ImAshy Год назад +17

    “They gonna call me the milk man” 😭

  • @justmazen3168
    @justmazen3168 Год назад +6

    dabo is STARVING 💀💀

  • @thatscrazy9114
    @thatscrazy9114 Год назад +97

    My favorite pride streamer 🏳️‍🌈. It’s almost his month!

    • @pyrety
      @pyrety Год назад +3

      This shit not funny bro

    • @lenatunji
      @lenatunji Год назад +34

      @@pyretyWhat? It strikes a nerve? Are you speaking from experience in the LGBLMNOQ?

    • @GeorgeTooCur1ous
      @GeorgeTooCur1ous Год назад +3

      @@lenatunji Wasn't it the VGRAZ?

    • @Pluhpluh0
      @Pluhpluh0 Год назад +1

      @@lenatunji nah its just a overused joke

    • @Slime2sjsuu
      @Slime2sjsuu Год назад

      @@Pluhpluh0 you most be apart of the abc gang

  • @Karma-pq9fi
    @Karma-pq9fi Год назад +7

    “If looks could kill” is crazy

  • @RetroLodge
    @RetroLodge Год назад +71

    10:53 Dabo is litreally some of our inner thoughts when we see a pretty woman in public 🤣💀🤯

  • @sussybaka7869
    @sussybaka7869 10 месяцев назад +6

    10:36 "i pray for times like these" nahh 💀

  • @dapperdan9470
    @dapperdan9470 Год назад +11

    ive never laughed at a yt vid this much EVER. luv u max

  • @trip9595
    @trip9595 Год назад +20

    Dabo do his very best to be as difficult as possible

  • @ducky2633
    @ducky2633 Год назад +32

    Dabo the type of guy that tries to rizz up the grannies so he could smash on god.

  • @krxypton
    @krxypton Год назад +8

    This type of video was what got me into max cuz this shi too funny

  • @lsn-_-zox4397
    @lsn-_-zox4397 Год назад +14

    We just can't help this man😭

  • @Evolutiunn
    @Evolutiunn 6 месяцев назад +2

    The fact dabo got #s should give everybody confidence 😭

  • @dontgiveafboutaname
    @dontgiveafboutaname Год назад +15

    10:50 got me

  • @travelerzerozero7441
    @travelerzerozero7441 Год назад +12

    WE NEED A WEEKLY SERIES!!!!

  • @k0zyyyyyyyy
    @k0zyyyyyyyy 4 месяца назад +3

    Coming here after dabo “bagged” aya is crazy 😂😂😂😂

  • @Kay4L
    @Kay4L Год назад +6

    Dabo is beyond recovery 😭

  • @Keegan.999
    @Keegan.999 Год назад +5

    Bruh Dabo be outta pocket fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wtfcvrter
    @wtfcvrter Год назад +7

    “u can’t say 🐱 is 🐱 if u never had no 🐱” max 2023

  • @olivier4087
    @olivier4087 Год назад +10

    haven't laughed so hard in a while fr

  • @giovaniplayz1939
    @giovaniplayz1939 Год назад +6

    My favorite 4’11”streamer ❤❤

  • @Wrazyxxx
    @Wrazyxxx Год назад +21

    Thank you Plaqueboymax for everything ❤️🔥

    • @cobraxqq7277
      @cobraxqq7277 Год назад

      @dapperdan9470 he yo twin fr both of you glazing

    • @Wrazyxxx
      @Wrazyxxx Год назад +1

      @@cobraxqq7277 dickhead?

  • @poohshiesty5142
    @poohshiesty5142 Год назад +3

    This intro is fire I love Ken Carson. But real talk figgy baby > 😍

  • @fwvipra
    @fwvipra Год назад +10

    9:57 nah she violated ☠️

    • @zariyahxo
      @zariyahxo 6 месяцев назад +3

      lmaoo that was me

    • @fwvipra
      @fwvipra 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@zariyahxo oh frl u funny asf lmaoo 😭😭

    • @zariyahxo
      @zariyahxo 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@fwvipra yesss, n thank uu

  • @tre3926
    @tre3926 Год назад +8

    I'm getting the cooters💀💀- words from dabo

  • @Priyanshy19
    @Priyanshy19 Год назад +7

    These videos are the funniest😂

  • @bimoo1944
    @bimoo1944 Год назад +2

    this gives me hope frl 🙏

  • @PiingHorse
    @PiingHorse Год назад +6

    yk it’s gonna be a painful vid when you see Dabo as a thumbnail😭💀

  • @jayy.boutabag
    @jayy.boutabag Год назад +1

    thickest streamer on the platform, love u maxypoo❤️

  • @abelnocera3500
    @abelnocera3500 Год назад +5

    Dabo is a professional troll

  • @Rycnko
    @Rycnko Год назад +7

    This is more traumatizing than getting the news of my grandfathers passing :/

  • @chaesbussa3181
    @chaesbussa3181 Год назад +14

    I’ve never laughed so hard

  • @Samaitequela
    @Samaitequela 6 месяцев назад +1

    "I have to assert my dominance"
    "You dont have a dominance"
    😭😭😭

  • @roninsai
    @roninsai Год назад +3

    right when I saw dabo on the thumbnail I knew some crazy shi is bout to go down. LMAO THIS WAS PAINFUL ASL

  • @Evveeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    @Evveeeeeeeeeeeeeee 3 месяца назад +1

    Blind leading the blind

  • @UnitedMello
    @UnitedMello Год назад +8

    11:06 bro had me dying 😹😹

    • @TrinJeto
      @TrinJeto Год назад

      Lmao I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Dabo built different

  • @CashoutRenny224
    @CashoutRenny224 8 месяцев назад +2

    The fact that people think this is how dabo actually is is crazy

  • @Zelokk
    @Zelokk Год назад +5

    this vid too funny bro💀💀

  • @extracredit658
    @extracredit658 Месяц назад +1

    0:53 best ever 😂

  • @mithunnair8587
    @mithunnair8587 Год назад +7

    Man this was so funny and painfull to watch😂

  • @FrostyDLR
    @FrostyDLR 11 месяцев назад +1

    Dabo crashed the car, max gave him the keys

  • @MuscleManSavage
    @MuscleManSavage Год назад +3

    Keep these type videos coming bih. 😂

  • @ONIXIOSTAR
    @ONIXIOSTAR 8 месяцев назад +1

    The harrasmeant rizz goes so hard💀

  • @theonehaly
    @theonehaly Год назад +13

    I'm convinced these people are intentionally tryna fail to pull just to contribute to content

  • @alexgamingyt-cj1bf
    @alexgamingyt-cj1bf Месяц назад +1

    BRUHH I LITERALLY KNOW THAT DUDE IN THE THUMBNAIL 😭😭😭

  • @justheretocomment4810
    @justheretocomment4810 Год назад +7

    There’s no way he gets more girls than me😭

  • @jacknack2771
    @jacknack2771 Год назад +1

    before i even watch, ik it’s finna be a w vid

  • @infectedpretzel5345
    @infectedpretzel5345 Год назад +3

    I was mad asf watching him struggle 😭

  • @DiegoDiego28281
    @DiegoDiego28281 10 месяцев назад +1

    This dude has beyond negative rizz 💀💀

  • @KSLucid
    @KSLucid 7 месяцев назад +4

    what am i doing wrong

  • @adriannxtdoor
    @adriannxtdoor 5 месяцев назад +1

    23:35 Mf sounded like Michael Jackson when he got that phone number 😂😂

  • @JiggyHose
    @JiggyHose Год назад +4

    my favorite 6 foot streamer 🔥

    • @shiezki
      @shiezki Год назад +1

      he 6’2 🔥

  • @solartuba3137
    @solartuba3137 6 месяцев назад +2

    Sophia was BAAAAAAADDDDD

  • @Jusqn
    @Jusqn Год назад +7

    13:23 this shits hilarious😂

  • @fraaaaaaaaankyy
    @fraaaaaaaaankyy Год назад +2

    “ it was boring thats crazy “ 💀💀💀

  • @mightbewowie
    @mightbewowie 6 месяцев назад +3

    Is this the guy who always cries listening to carti? No wonder he has no rizz

  • @trapAxcidonthebeat
    @trapAxcidonthebeat Год назад +2

    Bro looks like his name is Eugene 17:52😭😭😭😭

  • @bofi1280
    @bofi1280 Год назад +5

    6:43 Had me cryin!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AnonyMas77
    @AnonyMas77 8 месяцев назад +1

    violating the mom is absurd 😭😭

    • @zariyahxo
      @zariyahxo 6 месяцев назад

      ong, my moms still better tho

  • @VYBE.
    @VYBE. Год назад +9

    Dabo got me giggling n shi😭😂

  • @nablotest2335
    @nablotest2335 Год назад +1

    Bro is the embodiment of Sanji

  • @geegeejr6892
    @geegeejr6892 Год назад +4

    yo this nga dabo is funny esh LMAOOOO

  • @Zunaw
    @Zunaw Год назад +2

    This the best series

  • @chicochris3062
    @chicochris3062 Год назад +4

    21:05 bro leaked her number 😂

  • @yqtp
    @yqtp Год назад +1

    Love your vids max keep up the amazing work

  • @jasonokonjo8627
    @jasonokonjo8627 Год назад +3

    I actually do not believe that a man's rizz can be so non-existent
    Like bro, I hope you find rizz😂

  • @prod.kult42
    @prod.kult42 Год назад +1

    my favourite series