[Vinesauce] - Vinny and The Salt Factory
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- Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024
- Poor Vinny....
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Music:
Sad Violin
Hurt Feelings - Flight of the Conchords
Intro Theme - Mario Kart 8
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All footage from the Vinesauce twitch channel
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A HAIKU ABOUT MARIO KART
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
***** XD
***** It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
Zesty - There is little this picture of Majima can't convey, really.
+MrCrossa YES!
"He's screaming internally."
"I will skullfuck you!"
No, that seems pretty external to me.
Nothing with Joel is internal
I feel like I see you everywhere.
With the Luna avatar and all..
What's a Luna?
Ethereal Flames
The character the OP uses as a profile.
Sorry, let me rephrase that. *Who* is Luna?
True suffering begins, when mario kart is turned on.
-Vinny 2014
"True suffering begins...when Mario Kart is turned on."
I know that feel
thank you feels man
There are no winners in Mario Kart. Only survivors.
+TehSkullKid Only those who do not get hit by Blue Shells.
"Vinny and The Salt Factory"
Pearl would be proud.
***** Zing
Pearl And The Salt And Thrist Factory
Although I'm tired of the Pearl salt jokes, that was actually funny
+lolhooplacatz XD
+KitCatGames I'll laugh along even if I don't get the joke
14:54
"Is it a crime to go too fast!?"
*Sanic Hedgehog slowly fades into shot*
Liam Wyatt IF ITS A CRIME ILL DO THE TIMR
I AM MARIO KART, DESTROYER OF FRIENDSHIPS
Elf Monster destroyer of worlds.
K
+Sun Brolem I thought Mario Party originally owned that title.
Miles Prower No mario party destroys your friendship and family
I should know. Still have the first three from the N64. We both know what the first one did to a lot of people, correct? As far as I recall, the later games after the first ones did only that instead of physically hurting you.
"In the game of Mario Kart you either win or you cry."
When you chose to play the game of thrones...
Watching this not only depressed me but brought back terrible memories.
gg vin
Humph! Back in my day, we had to wait through a loading screen before we were pulled back up off the cliff.
Vinny cried himself to sleep after the stream was over.
Even now, the evil seed of what you've done, germinates within you.
Mario Kart is the game that destroys souls.
World's Most Soul-Destroying Games:
- Mario Kart
- Mario Party
- Sonic Shuffle
DONE AND DONE
Hooveh
- Monopoly
Where's Super Meat Boy on dat list?
Zex Eios Sonic 06...fucking christ
Hooveh I think you forgot SSB.
Alt title: Vinny Channels His DSP
I think the difference is that Vinny's mostly blaming himself. DSP would say that his opponents are exploiting the game or some shit
Yeah I know. It's just a joking reference.
Also, DSP plays all by himself.
Offline.
50cc.
Still loses.
The Drunken Coward and blames everything but himself
diarrhetic shellfish poisoning?
So are you going to open up a pretzel shop with all this salt?
"In a game of Mario Kart, you either win or you cry." - Vinny
Pure genius.
rainblow load
I fucking love Joel. First thing he says is just "I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU."
I'm a little nervous
I'm using tilt controls
Anthony Coolasheck Good luck!
Win Entity 150cc Race
Win Entity No Teams
Win Entity All Items
2:30 for a bit turned into Joel and the Salty Factory.
"I WILL SKULL FUCK YOU"
IM CRYING LOL
I literally burst into laughter and tears oh my fucking god
Its 01:00am. I'm having trouble containing myself.
rip my lungs
_I'm a little nervous..._
Joel went Nuclear
LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE.
Oi, is Chinigan!
That Chinigan reminds me of someone..... but who?
TheRealityFox
GODDAMMIT ROSS
I thought the Salt Factory was a new game and didn't knew what to expect. Then i got this salty montage. Fun!
Joel put a curse on Vinny.
"There is no god"
"Nope, definitely not"
I dunno Vinny. To me, it looks like there is a god who lives specifically to screw you when you play mario kart.
One man once said:
everytime someone gets salty, an angel, gets its wings.
I like how you can see the light slowly fading from Vinny about halfway through the video
I spent most of this video with my hands over my mouth just whispering "no..."
chinigan is in my street pass mii plaza
i'm a little happy
Sometimes I wonder if what we do realy changes anything...
20:47 that fucking sound haha "TCHUEEAAUREUUH!"
Vinny Pizzapasta! It is you! The god of salt and owner of the salt factory! Legend says the ocean is your Mario Kart 8 tears! Teach us the salt!
Did anyone notice that vinny was playing with the game grump's very own chinigan
"The shame, Mario Kart brings to my family, can only be erased. By eating lots of Ice Cream, alone, In whitey tighties, In a dark room, watching reruns of America's Funniest Home Videos. That's the only way, any of this will ever feel good again." -Vinny
18:00 - The moment when Vinny turned into an incoherent drunken irish man
"I didn't do it Joel."
"I WILL FUCKING SKULLFUCK YOUU, FUCK YOU"
Vinny and Joel playing MK8 with RupeeClock and RubberRoss.
My life is complete.
forgive me for being gullible but was chinigan actually ross?
Charizardous Rex Iie.
never before have i seen so much pain and suffering in MK8
tfw you finally get the title and your jaw hangs open because you're laughing so hard.
+Adam McKibben The Saltiest of Factory's
This factory only produces the Saltiest of salt.
I think im going to donate to him just for this pain he went through.
oh my god who had the chinigan mii
Vinny and I could be great friends. I got the game on release day and practiced and practiced and practiced. Then my friend got it a year later and beat me on our first match.
"Mercy has gotten me nowhere." - Vinny, 2014
"Rainblow Load" XD
Dat Joel rage
15:00 Talk about bad fucking luck, holy shit.
I blame Mario Kart for all my Freudian childhood frustrations.
15:00
From the first place to the last...
Ouch.
I felt that.
All of Vinnys MK8 salt is collectively 23 minuets. That is stunning.
Holy shit, Joel and Vinny are a fucking dynamite duo.
"I use this star and I'm not gonna fall off the level" *immediately falls off level* ........*silence*
2:14 Even in the rare occurrences when you win in Mario Kart, you still feel like you lost.
There is no winning, only pain.
Mercy? What is mercy?
-Mario Kart 8 Dev team
Vinny the Red Shells have been flying since *Mario Kart 7*
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I'm not actually sorry. In Mario Kart you either win or you cry!"
On a second viewing, that line turns this whole video into karmic payback.
Watching this brought back nightmares of getting screwed over in this friend destroyer simulator
Chinigan? Are they playing against Arin?
all of this is every experience ive ever had with any mario kart that isnt SMK/MK64
"I'm the best of the worst"
*pokémon live music starts playing*
DUDE, CHINIGAN IS IN HERE, UNLESS IT'S A TOTAL FAKE IT'S THE GRUMPS!
Mate, it's a total fake. I have a Chinigan, too. :P
The Grumps live in California, this Chinigan is from Oregon.
Chinigan is a normal viewer of Vinesauce
wiiriketoplay also has a chinigan
i love you vinny
you make it so easy to feel good about my anger
but i do love you
"the best of the worst" -me anytime I play a shooter
It's just a shame Vinny was never convinced to play 200cc on Rainbow Road with Joel, as that would have been even more chaotic than this.
18:02 Jesus, did he just have a stroke? oh gawd. ;~;
"Is it a crime to go too fast?"
-Vinny as sanic 14:54
Is this battletoads
14:55 "Is it a crime to go 2fast?"
*sanic appears*
This video got me in the mood to play mario kart. Now I am in the mood to crush someone`s ass.
How would that actually look? I'm serious, someone needs to draw an artist depiction of that
true suffering begins when mario kart is turned on
never a dull moment with joel xD
I feel Vinnies pain...
There's nothing worse than getting fucked over by everyone's items, especially when you're in first.
I got a Wii U for Christmas, and MK 8 came with it. I won't be using the "online" feature anytime soon.
Fucking banana sniper
-Vinny 2014
"Fuckin` bastard Metal Mario"
Vinnie, 2014
Mario Kart: an E-rated family-friendly racing game on the outside, a murderous spirit inducing hatred and malice on the inside.
This is exactly how I feel when I play Mario Kart online
When in loss, threaten to skull&^%$ them.
Arxoan Nixtram If only Nintendo allowed for online chat, like with a mic...
Then again, that would be as bad, if not worse, than Xbox chat.
InfinityV0rtex This proves that Nintendo has a reason to not be like the other consoles. They create some games that *DESTROYS* friendship and start never ending wars. I would be scared to see what would happen if Nintendo allowed the mics.
I have a Mario kart 7 vod of Vinny getting the saltiest when the community trolls him mid-race. I'm too lazy to upload it though.
***** plz do so. i'd love to see it
Prince Zuko
Done. It's on my channel.
>looks at video thumbnail
>sees mario kart
>thinks this could be fun
Description: Sad Violin, Hurt Feelings
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
Vinny's laugh gives me life, because we haven't heard that beofre
i didnt now you can vocie chat on nintendo games
Yeah but only during the race. Same thing a with smash 4. It's better to set up a skype call honestly.
14:43
Look at place 7, Thats my real name.
"rainblow load"
just in case you missed that one
I swear, whenever Iggy cries in agony during a race, I can just see Vinny cutting himself because he knows he sucks at Mario Kart.
I think I said too much...
2:05 starts the best part of this for me.
18:02 is my favorite scream
Before receiving salt 15:04
After receiving salt 15:47
holy fuck when dem took vinnys star and blew up his bomb on him
fucking rekt
i really hope chinigan is actually ross and not just a grump fan
I agree with Vinny. True suffering happens when you play Mario kart.
When I get all old, I'm going to tell my grand children about that time Vinny got 1st... for 12 seconds.
I feel really bad for Vinny right now. Cuz I'm somewhat good at Mario Kart, and I know the feeling of having one little thing in the course screwing up EVERYTHING.
I remember I used to be so good at Mario Kart: Super Circuit that I outran a red shell for an entire 3 lap race. I lapped over the other players twice in the process...no wonder my Gameboy's bumper buttons are worn out, lawl
Can someone tell me what Vinny is trying to say at 18:03?
Oh shit, it's Vlinny. 1st confirmed sighting of Vlinny outside of Tomodachi Life
A perfect impression of Kermit from the Muppets at 13:23.
im going to be up all night praying for vinny
So this is the origin of Vinesnauce…